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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).
Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.
edit A CRUSADES Polite Note to the CAMP PENDLETON Author:
I am UNITED STATES 17 years old and all of my US ARMY wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your ABRAMS TANK article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it US COALITION removed or changed as soon as FOX NEWS possible.
Let me tell you UNITED STATES about GOD BLESS AMERICA Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of APPLE PIE Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can LONDON blame Western television for always focusing on the AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of MCDONALD'S Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or NEW YORK "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee DUBYA jerk.
- Tourettes is no BASEBALL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at TEXACO training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become STEALTH BOMBER manically depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no PENTAGON cure, and the GREEN BERET drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse USA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which MISSION ACCOMPLISHED caused my entire BASEBALL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the WEST POINT drug.
I am an active HANNUKAH member of a US ARMY tourette syndrome association and CAMP PENDLETON I am making steps towards APPLE PIE eradicating the public EMBEDDED REPORTERS view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is CAMP PENDLETON much much more.
I am sorry TEXACO for DENMARK "hi-jacking" your entry on UNITED STATES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this GREEN BERET that really TONY BLAIR annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all LET FREEDOM RING tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by ABRAMS TANK editing this UNITED STATES article. Remember, everything LONDON here is meant CONGRESS to be funny, and making US COALITION fun of a horrible disorder is PHILADELPHIA not funny at all.
Thank you for your REPUBLICAN PARTY time.
Best FOX NEWS regards,