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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).
Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.
edit A USA Polite Note to the AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL Author:
I am MCDONALD'S 17 years old and all of my PHILADELPHIA wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your DERKA DERKA article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it APPLE PIE removed or changed as soon as US ARMY possible.
Let me tell you US ARMY about MARINES Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of SHOCK AND AWE Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can GUANTANAMO BAY blame Western television for always focusing on the MOSES bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of DECAPITATION STRIKE Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or TONY BLAIR "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee CONGRESS jerk.
- Tourettes is no UNITED STATES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at USA training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become LYNNDIE ENGLAND manically depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL cure, and the EMBEDDED REPORTERS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse DERKA DERKA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SANTA CLAUS caused my entire UNITED STATES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the LAST SUPPER drug.
I am an active HANNUKAH member of a DECAPITATION STRIKE tourette syndrome association and MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS I am making steps towards TEXACO eradicating the public US ARMY view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is EMBEDDED REPORTERS much much more.
I am sorry UNITED STATES for US COALITION "hi-jacking" your entry on TEXACO uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this DECAPITATION STRIKE that really HOMELAND SECURITY annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all TEXACO tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by APPLE PIE editing this WEST POINT article. Remember, everything WEST POINT here is meant USA to be funny, and making LONDON fun of a horrible disorder is MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS not funny at all.
Thank you for your WEST POINT time.
Best MARINES regards,