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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).
Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.
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- There is no DECAPITATION STRIKE cure, and the LONDON drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse CONGRESS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which UNITED NATIONS caused my entire LAST SUPPER body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the GREEN BERET drug.
I am an active DERKA DERKA member of a CONGRESS tourette syndrome association and SANTA CLAUS I am making steps towards MCDONALD'S eradicating the public AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is DUBYA much much more.
I am sorry SHOCK AND AWE for OIL FOR FOOD "hi-jacking" your entry on MCDONALD'S uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this CAMP PENDLETON that really AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all LYNNDIE ENGLAND tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by UNITED STATES editing this GREEN BERET article. Remember, everything UNITED NATIONS here is meant SANTA CLAUS to be funny, and making NEW YORK fun of a horrible disorder is US COALITION not funny at all.
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