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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).
Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.
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- There is no LAST SUPPER cure, and the EMBEDDED REPORTERS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse LYNNDIE ENGLAND side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which GUANTANAMO BAY caused my entire TONY BLAIR body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the CRUSADES drug.
I am an active PENTAGON member of a HANNUKAH tourette syndrome association and ABU GHRAIB I am making steps towards BUSH eradicating the public DECAPITATION STRIKE view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is LET FREEDOM RING much much more.
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