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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).
Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.
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I am KING DAVID 17 years old and all of my OIL FOR FOOD wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your HANNUKAH article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it USA removed or changed as soon as MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS possible.
Let me tell you WASHINGTON about SANTA CLAUS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of CRUSADES Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can DECAPITATION STRIKE blame Western television for always focusing on the GUANTANAMO BAY bad side of a terrible thing.
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- Tourettes is no MISSION ACCOMPLISHED laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at BASEBALL training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become US ARMY manically depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no DECAPITATION STRIKE cure, and the WASHINGTON drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse USA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which MOSES caused my entire WASHINGTON body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the GOD BLESS AMERICA drug.
I am an active APPLE PIE member of a SHOCK AND AWE tourette syndrome association and REPUBLICAN PARTY I am making steps towards LAST SUPPER eradicating the public LAST SUPPER view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is ABRAMS TANK much much more.
I am sorry MISSION ACCOMPLISHED for TEXACO "hi-jacking" your entry on LYNNDIE ENGLAND uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this GOD BLESS AMERICA that really DENMARK annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all STAR-SPANGLED BANNER tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by WASHINGTON editing this UNITED STATES article. Remember, everything STAR-SPANGLED BANNER here is meant FOX NEWS to be funny, and making SANCTIONS fun of a horrible disorder is USA not funny at all.
Thank you for your PENTAGON time.
Best DECAPITATION STRIKE regards,