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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).
Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.
edit A MOSES Polite Note to the TEXACO Author:
I am SHOCK AND AWE 17 years old and all of my LAST SUPPER wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your SANCTIONS article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it BUSH removed or changed as soon as MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS possible.
Let me tell you SHOCK AND AWE about WMD Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of UNITED NATIONS Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can WASHINGTON blame Western television for always focusing on the ABU GHRAIB bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of TEXACO Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or NEW YORK "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee MARINES jerk.
- Tourettes is no BASEBALL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at ABU GHRAIB training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become WASHINGTON manically depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no ABRAMS TANK cure, and the NEW YORK drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse LONDON side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which HOMELAND SECURITY caused my entire UNITED STATES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the LAST SUPPER drug.
I am an active OIL FOR FOOD member of a US ARMY tourette syndrome association and WEST POINT I am making steps towards MISSION ACCOMPLISHED eradicating the public LYNNDIE ENGLAND view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is OIL FOR FOOD much much more.
I am sorry TONY BLAIR for USA "hi-jacking" your entry on DUBYA uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this PENTAGON that really SANCTIONS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all MOSES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by HOMELAND SECURITY editing this MISSION ACCOMPLISHED article. Remember, everything LAST SUPPER here is meant DENMARK to be funny, and making MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS fun of a horrible disorder is APPLE PIE not funny at all.
Thank you for your LONDON time.
Best BUSH regards,