Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.

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  • The main symptom of MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or TONY BLAIR "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee MARINES jerk.
  • Tourettes is no DUBYA laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at HOMELAND SECURITY training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become LYNNDIE ENGLAND manically depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no GREEN BERET cure, and the LAST SUPPER drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse MOSES side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which TEXACO caused my entire HOMELAND SECURITY body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the USA drug.

I am an active UNITED STATES member of a PENTAGON tourette syndrome association and FOX NEWS I am making steps towards PHILADELPHIA eradicating the public SANCTIONS view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is OIL FOR FOOD much much more.

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