Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.

edit A SANTA CLAUS Polite Note to the SHOCK AND AWE Author:

I am DENMARK 17 years old and all of my WMD wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your APPLE PIE article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it UNITED NATIONS removed or changed as soon as DENMARK possible.

Let me tell you HANNUKAH about DERKA DERKA Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of MISSION ACCOMPLISHED Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can SANTA CLAUS blame Western television for always focusing on the OIL FOR FOOD bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of CONGRESS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or CAMP PENDLETON "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee EMBEDDED REPORTERS jerk.
  • Tourettes is no ABRAMS TANK laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at KING DAVID training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become EMBEDDED REPORTERS manically depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no US ARMY cure, and the HOMELAND SECURITY drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse DERKA DERKA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which GREEN BERET caused my entire PHILADELPHIA body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the BASEBALL drug.

I am an active DENMARK member of a GREEN BERET tourette syndrome association and AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL I am making steps towards NEW YORK eradicating the public DUBYA view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is USA much much more.

I am sorry EMBEDDED REPORTERS for WASHINGTON "hi-jacking" your entry on KING DAVID uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this GOD BLESS AMERICA that really MOSES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all TEXACO tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by DECAPITATION STRIKE editing this STEALTH BOMBER article. Remember, everything US COALITION here is meant GUANTANAMO BAY to be funny, and making HANNUKAH fun of a horrible disorder is STEALTH BOMBER not funny at all.

Thank you for your WMD time.

Best DUBYA regards,


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