Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.

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I am SANCTIONS 17 years old and all of my US ARMY wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your APPLE PIE article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it KING DAVID removed or changed as soon as REPUBLICAN PARTY possible.

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  • There is no UNITED NATIONS cure, and the REPUBLICAN PARTY drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse BUSH side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS caused my entire LYNNDIE ENGLAND body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the WEST POINT drug.

I am an active MCDONALD'S member of a GREEN BERET tourette syndrome association and DECAPITATION STRIKE I am making steps towards STAR-SPANGLED BANNER eradicating the public SANTA CLAUS view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is LYNNDIE ENGLAND much much more.

I am sorry REPUBLICAN PARTY for LONDON "hi-jacking" your entry on CONGRESS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this WASHINGTON that really CONGRESS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all PENTAGON tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by WASHINGTON editing this LYNNDIE ENGLAND article. Remember, everything PENTAGON here is meant MISSION ACCOMPLISHED to be funny, and making UNITED NATIONS fun of a horrible disorder is LYNNDIE ENGLAND not funny at all.

Thank you for your WASHINGTON time.

Best OIL FOR FOOD regards,

Mahmoud

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