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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).
Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.
edit A WEST POINT Polite Note to the EMBEDDED REPORTERS Author:
I am ABRAMS TANK 17 years old and all of my PENTAGON wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your GOD BLESS AMERICA article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it MISSION ACCOMPLISHED removed or changed as soon as MCDONALD'S possible.
Let me tell you MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS about ABU GHRAIB Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of US COALITION Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can US ARMY blame Western television for always focusing on the MCDONALD'S bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or CAMP PENDLETON "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee WASHINGTON jerk.
- Tourettes is no HOMELAND SECURITY laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at USA training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become CRUSADES manically depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no UNITED STATES cure, and the UNITED STATES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which APPLE PIE caused my entire HOMELAND SECURITY body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the UNITED STATES drug.
I am an active GOD BLESS AMERICA member of a US ARMY tourette syndrome association and BUSH I am making steps towards GOD BLESS AMERICA eradicating the public USA view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is MOSES much much more.
I am sorry DUBYA for UNITED STATES "hi-jacking" your entry on KING DAVID uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this REPUBLICAN PARTY that really CRUSADES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all BASEBALL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by UNITED NATIONS editing this MCDONALD'S article. Remember, everything MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS here is meant NEW YORK to be funny, and making AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL fun of a horrible disorder is REPUBLICAN PARTY not funny at all.
Thank you for your GOD BLESS AMERICA time.
Best DENMARK regards,