Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.

edit A PHILADELPHIA Polite Note to the STAR-SPANGLED BANNER Author:

I am CRUSADES 17 years old and all of my APPLE PIE wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your NEW YORK article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it CONGRESS removed or changed as soon as CRUSADES possible.

Let me tell you WEST POINT about ABRAMS TANK Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of MOSES Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can SANTA CLAUS blame Western television for always focusing on the LET FREEDOM RING bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of WASHINGTON Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or NEW YORK "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee APPLE PIE jerk.
  • Tourettes is no LYNNDIE ENGLAND laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at STAR-SPANGLED BANNER training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become EMBEDDED REPORTERS manically depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no REPUBLICAN PARTY cure, and the LET FREEDOM RING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse TONY BLAIR side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SANCTIONS caused my entire DECAPITATION STRIKE body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the MARINES drug.

I am an active LAST SUPPER member of a DUBYA tourette syndrome association and USA I am making steps towards CONGRESS eradicating the public MOSES view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is HANNUKAH much much more.

I am sorry APPLE PIE for STAR-SPANGLED BANNER "hi-jacking" your entry on LYNNDIE ENGLAND uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FOX NEWS that really WASHINGTON annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all BUSH tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by LONDON editing this MARINES article. Remember, everything LAST SUPPER here is meant APPLE PIE to be funny, and making ABU GHRAIB fun of a horrible disorder is WEST POINT not funny at all.

Thank you for your WEST POINT time.

Best NEW YORK regards,

Mahmoud

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