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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).
Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.
edit A UNITED NATIONS Polite Note to the GREEN BERET Author:
I am STAR-SPANGLED BANNER 17 years old and all of my PENTAGON wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your GOD BLESS AMERICA article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it UNITED STATES removed or changed as soon as REPUBLICAN PARTY possible.
Let me tell you TEXACO about SHOCK AND AWE Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of DUBYA Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can BASEBALL blame Western television for always focusing on the GUANTANAMO BAY bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of HOMELAND SECURITY Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or DECAPITATION STRIKE "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee MISSION ACCOMPLISHED jerk.
- Tourettes is no US COALITION laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at BUSH training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become HANNUKAH manically depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no UNITED NATIONS cure, and the SANCTIONS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse OIL FOR FOOD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which DECAPITATION STRIKE caused my entire CRUSADES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the SANTA CLAUS drug.
I am an active NEW YORK member of a NEW YORK tourette syndrome association and GOD BLESS AMERICA I am making steps towards MOSES eradicating the public MOSES view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is OIL FOR FOOD much much more.
I am sorry KING DAVID for DERKA DERKA "hi-jacking" your entry on US ARMY uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this MISSION ACCOMPLISHED that really SHOCK AND AWE annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all DUBYA tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by LAST SUPPER editing this PHILADELPHIA article. Remember, everything HANNUKAH here is meant DENMARK to be funny, and making PHILADELPHIA fun of a horrible disorder is PHILADELPHIA not funny at all.
Thank you for your CONGRESS time.
Best KING DAVID regards,