Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.

edit A FOX NEWS Polite Note to the ABU GHRAIB Author:

I am KING DAVID 17 years old and all of my KING DAVID wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your DUBYA article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it USA removed or changed as soon as SANCTIONS possible.

Let me tell you MOSES about AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SANTA CLAUS Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can NEW YORK blame Western television for always focusing on the DUBYA bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of TEXACO Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or DENMARK "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee LONDON jerk.
  • Tourettes is no TEXACO laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at UNITED NATIONS training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become GUANTANAMO BAY manically depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no EMBEDDED REPORTERS cure, and the GUANTANAMO BAY drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse GUANTANAMO BAY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which HOMELAND SECURITY caused my entire WASHINGTON body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the OIL FOR FOOD drug.

I am an active US COALITION member of a FOX NEWS tourette syndrome association and OIL FOR FOOD I am making steps towards TONY BLAIR eradicating the public HOMELAND SECURITY view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is MARINES much much more.

I am sorry USA for FOX NEWS "hi-jacking" your entry on HANNUKAH uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this BASEBALL that really CONGRESS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SANTA CLAUS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SANTA CLAUS editing this TEXACO article. Remember, everything HOMELAND SECURITY here is meant STEALTH BOMBER to be funny, and making GUANTANAMO BAY fun of a horrible disorder is US COALITION not funny at all.

Thank you for your OIL FOR FOOD time.

Best GREEN BERET regards,

Mahmoud

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