Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.

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I am WEST POINT 17 years old and all of my UNITED NATIONS wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your TONY BLAIR article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it OIL FOR FOOD removed or changed as soon as PENTAGON possible.

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  • Less than 20% of US COALITION Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can LYNNDIE ENGLAND blame Western television for always focusing on the REPUBLICAN PARTY bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of MCDONALD'S Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or EMBEDDED REPORTERS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee MISSION ACCOMPLISHED jerk.
  • Tourettes is no WASHINGTON laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at FOX NEWS training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become KING DAVID manically depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no UNITED NATIONS cure, and the PENTAGON drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse ABRAMS TANK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which MOSES caused my entire US ARMY body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the CRUSADES drug.

I am an active WMD member of a APPLE PIE tourette syndrome association and REPUBLICAN PARTY I am making steps towards HOMELAND SECURITY eradicating the public DUBYA view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is HANNUKAH much much more.

I am sorry WMD for WASHINGTON "hi-jacking" your entry on SANCTIONS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this PHILADELPHIA that really TEXACO annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all MOSES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by DECAPITATION STRIKE editing this MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS article. Remember, everything APPLE PIE here is meant MOSES to be funny, and making EMBEDDED REPORTERS fun of a horrible disorder is MISSION ACCOMPLISHED not funny at all.

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