Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.

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  • Tourettes is no MOSES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at WASHINGTON training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become ABRAMS TANK manically depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no WEST POINT cure, and the CRUSADES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse GOD BLESS AMERICA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which CRUSADES caused my entire PHILADELPHIA body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the UNITED STATES drug.

I am an active GUANTANAMO BAY member of a SHOCK AND AWE tourette syndrome association and LONDON I am making steps towards US ARMY eradicating the public UNITED STATES view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is GUANTANAMO BAY much much more.

I am sorry GREEN BERET for CRUSADES "hi-jacking" your entry on NEW YORK uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this REPUBLICAN PARTY that really AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all LET FREEDOM RING tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by GUANTANAMO BAY editing this AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL article. Remember, everything DERKA DERKA here is meant GUANTANAMO BAY to be funny, and making BASEBALL fun of a horrible disorder is LYNNDIE ENGLAND not funny at all.

Thank you for your MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS time.

Best EMBEDDED REPORTERS regards,

Mahmoud

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