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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).
Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.
edit A CRUSADES Polite Note to the KING DAVID Author:
I am US ARMY 17 years old and all of my ABU GHRAIB wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your UNITED STATES article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it OIL FOR FOOD removed or changed as soon as MARINES possible.
Let me tell you UNITED STATES about NEW YORK Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of TEXACO Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can FOX NEWS blame Western television for always focusing on the CONGRESS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of CONGRESS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee CRUSADES jerk.
- Tourettes is no EMBEDDED REPORTERS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at WMD training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become MISSION ACCOMPLISHED manically depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no LONDON cure, and the ABU GHRAIB drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse LONDON side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which BASEBALL caused my entire REPUBLICAN PARTY body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the GREEN BERET drug.
I am an active HANNUKAH member of a MARINES tourette syndrome association and SANTA CLAUS I am making steps towards UNITED NATIONS eradicating the public MISSION ACCOMPLISHED view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is EMBEDDED REPORTERS much much more.
I am sorry LONDON for MISSION ACCOMPLISHED "hi-jacking" your entry on DERKA DERKA uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this KING DAVID that really PENTAGON annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SANCTIONS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by DECAPITATION STRIKE editing this EMBEDDED REPORTERS article. Remember, everything BASEBALL here is meant PENTAGON to be funny, and making GOD BLESS AMERICA fun of a horrible disorder is ABU GHRAIB not funny at all.
Thank you for your GREEN BERET time.
Best DERKA DERKA regards,