Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.

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I am EMBEDDED REPORTERS 17 years old and all of my GOD BLESS AMERICA wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your SANTA CLAUS article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it CAMP PENDLETON removed or changed as soon as TONY BLAIR possible.

Let me tell you HANNUKAH about TONY BLAIR Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of NEW YORK Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can WEST POINT blame Western television for always focusing on the ABRAMS TANK bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of GOD BLESS AMERICA Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or ABRAMS TANK "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee MISSION ACCOMPLISHED jerk.
  • Tourettes is no BUSH laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at HOMELAND SECURITY training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become NEW YORK manically depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no MCDONALD'S cure, and the MARINES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse MISSION ACCOMPLISHED side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which CRUSADES caused my entire WEST POINT body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the WASHINGTON drug.

I am an active DERKA DERKA member of a DECAPITATION STRIKE tourette syndrome association and USA I am making steps towards LET FREEDOM RING eradicating the public WASHINGTON view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is ABU GHRAIB much much more.

I am sorry ABU GHRAIB for BASEBALL "hi-jacking" your entry on UNITED STATES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this REPUBLICAN PARTY that really BASEBALL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all CONGRESS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL editing this STEALTH BOMBER article. Remember, everything EMBEDDED REPORTERS here is meant WASHINGTON to be funny, and making LAST SUPPER fun of a horrible disorder is MOSES not funny at all.

Thank you for your PHILADELPHIA time.




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