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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).
Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.
edit A HANNUKAH Polite Note to the CONGRESS Author:
I am US ARMY 17 years old and all of my ABRAMS TANK wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your FOX NEWS article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it MCDONALD'S removed or changed as soon as LAST SUPPER possible.
Let me tell you MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS about AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of BUSH Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can FOX NEWS blame Western television for always focusing on the HOMELAND SECURITY bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of USA Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or DENMARK "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee DUBYA jerk.
- Tourettes is no HANNUKAH laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at HOMELAND SECURITY training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become GOD BLESS AMERICA manically depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no GREEN BERET cure, and the SANTA CLAUS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse USA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which BASEBALL caused my entire SANTA CLAUS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the MCDONALD'S drug.
I am an active WEST POINT member of a PENTAGON tourette syndrome association and DUBYA I am making steps towards AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL eradicating the public TEXACO view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is USA much much more.
I am sorry SHOCK AND AWE for GOD BLESS AMERICA "hi-jacking" your entry on LAST SUPPER uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this OIL FOR FOOD that really MOSES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all WMD tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by WMD editing this FOX NEWS article. Remember, everything MCDONALD'S here is meant PHILADELPHIA to be funny, and making PENTAGON fun of a horrible disorder is APPLE PIE not funny at all.
Thank you for your KING DAVID time.
Best LET FREEDOM RING regards,