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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).
Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.
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I am an active LET FREEDOM RING member of a EMBEDDED REPORTERS tourette syndrome association and MCDONALD'S I am making steps towards MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS eradicating the public LET FREEDOM RING view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS much much more.
I am sorry CRUSADES for TEXACO "hi-jacking" your entry on SANTA CLAUS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this LYNNDIE ENGLAND that really TEXACO annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all WMD tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by LAST SUPPER editing this KING DAVID article. Remember, everything GREEN BERET here is meant NEW YORK to be funny, and making HANNUKAH fun of a horrible disorder is ABU GHRAIB not funny at all.
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