Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.

edit A SANTA CLAUS Polite Note to the MISSION ACCOMPLISHED Author:

I am KING DAVID 17 years old and all of my CAMP PENDLETON wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your STEALTH BOMBER article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it DECAPITATION STRIKE removed or changed as soon as DERKA DERKA possible.

Let me tell you USA about SANCTIONS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of TONY BLAIR Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can SHOCK AND AWE blame Western television for always focusing on the HANNUKAH bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of GREEN BERET Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or WMD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FOX NEWS jerk.
  • Tourettes is no DUBYA laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at REPUBLICAN PARTY training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become EMBEDDED REPORTERS manically depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no STEALTH BOMBER cure, and the HOMELAND SECURITY drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SHOCK AND AWE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which DECAPITATION STRIKE caused my entire MISSION ACCOMPLISHED body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the GOD BLESS AMERICA drug.

I am an active ABRAMS TANK member of a GOD BLESS AMERICA tourette syndrome association and TONY BLAIR I am making steps towards APPLE PIE eradicating the public REPUBLICAN PARTY view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is EMBEDDED REPORTERS much much more.

I am sorry LONDON for US COALITION "hi-jacking" your entry on STAR-SPANGLED BANNER uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this PENTAGON that really HANNUKAH annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all LAST SUPPER tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by MARINES editing this MISSION ACCOMPLISHED article. Remember, everything MARINES here is meant SANTA CLAUS to be funny, and making WEST POINT fun of a horrible disorder is GREEN BERET not funny at all.

Thank you for your SANCTIONS time.

Best MCDONALD'S regards,

Mahmoud

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