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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).
Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.
edit A PENTAGON Polite Note to the SHOCK AND AWE Author:
I am BASEBALL 17 years old and all of my WEST POINT wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your UNITED NATIONS article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it TEXACO removed or changed as soon as UNITED STATES possible.
Let me tell you HANNUKAH about USA Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of SANCTIONS Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can REPUBLICAN PARTY blame Western television for always focusing on the US COALITION bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of APPLE PIE Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FOX NEWS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee LAST SUPPER jerk.
- Tourettes is no ABU GHRAIB laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at LAST SUPPER training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become APPLE PIE manically depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no FOX NEWS cure, and the UNITED STATES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse LET FREEDOM RING side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which DECAPITATION STRIKE caused my entire ABU GHRAIB body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the TONY BLAIR drug.
I am an active GOD BLESS AMERICA member of a UNITED STATES tourette syndrome association and PENTAGON I am making steps towards GREEN BERET eradicating the public DUBYA view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is TEXACO much much more.
I am sorry LAST SUPPER for SANTA CLAUS "hi-jacking" your entry on HANNUKAH uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this DERKA DERKA that really TEXACO annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all WMD tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by ABRAMS TANK editing this UNITED STATES article. Remember, everything GUANTANAMO BAY here is meant GUANTANAMO BAY to be funny, and making MCDONALD'S fun of a horrible disorder is FOX NEWS not funny at all.
Thank you for your MARINES time.
Best DERKA DERKA regards,