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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).
Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.
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- Less than 20% of SANTA CLAUS Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can MOSES blame Western television for always focusing on the OIL FOR FOOD bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of KING DAVID Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or BUSH "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee MOSES jerk.
- Tourettes is no ABRAMS TANK laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at HOMELAND SECURITY training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become USA manically depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS cure, and the MOSES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse STAR-SPANGLED BANNER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which US COALITION caused my entire LYNNDIE ENGLAND body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the SANCTIONS drug.
I am an active UNITED NATIONS member of a DUBYA tourette syndrome association and KING DAVID I am making steps towards GOD BLESS AMERICA eradicating the public CRUSADES view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is LAST SUPPER much much more.
I am sorry DERKA DERKA for GOD BLESS AMERICA "hi-jacking" your entry on GREEN BERET uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this KING DAVID that really STAR-SPANGLED BANNER annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all MARINES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by LET FREEDOM RING editing this TONY BLAIR article. Remember, everything LONDON here is meant BASEBALL to be funny, and making SHOCK AND AWE fun of a horrible disorder is SHOCK AND AWE not funny at all.
Thank you for your BASEBALL time.
Best DECAPITATION STRIKE regards,