Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.

edit A GOD BLESS AMERICA Polite Note to the STEALTH BOMBER Author:

I am PHILADELPHIA 17 years old and all of my EMBEDDED REPORTERS wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it NEW YORK removed or changed as soon as USA possible.

Let me tell you WMD about DECAPITATION STRIKE Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can US ARMY blame Western television for always focusing on the APPLE PIE bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of NEW YORK Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or SHOCK AND AWE "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee DECAPITATION STRIKE jerk.
  • Tourettes is no MISSION ACCOMPLISHED laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at APPLE PIE training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become MARINES manically depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no STEALTH BOMBER cure, and the NEW YORK drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse ABRAMS TANK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which LET FREEDOM RING caused my entire DERKA DERKA body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the DENMARK drug.

I am an active LET FREEDOM RING member of a EMBEDDED REPORTERS tourette syndrome association and MCDONALD'S I am making steps towards MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS eradicating the public LET FREEDOM RING view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS much much more.

I am sorry CRUSADES for TEXACO "hi-jacking" your entry on SANTA CLAUS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this LYNNDIE ENGLAND that really TEXACO annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all WMD tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by LAST SUPPER editing this KING DAVID article. Remember, everything GREEN BERET here is meant NEW YORK to be funny, and making HANNUKAH fun of a horrible disorder is ABU GHRAIB not funny at all.

Thank you for your LAST SUPPER time.

Best AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL regards,

Mahmoud

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