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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).
Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.
edit A DUBYA Polite Note to the DECAPITATION STRIKE Author:
I am STEALTH BOMBER 17 years old and all of my NEW YORK wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your KING DAVID article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it TONY BLAIR removed or changed as soon as DENMARK possible.
Let me tell you MCDONALD'S about APPLE PIE Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of TONY BLAIR Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can DUBYA blame Western television for always focusing on the ABRAMS TANK bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of TONY BLAIR Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or BASEBALL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FOX NEWS jerk.
- Tourettes is no LONDON laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at USA training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become MARINES manically depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no LAST SUPPER cure, and the LET FREEDOM RING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse GREEN BERET side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which MCDONALD'S caused my entire HANNUKAH body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the BASEBALL drug.
I am an active LYNNDIE ENGLAND member of a MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS tourette syndrome association and LAST SUPPER I am making steps towards LYNNDIE ENGLAND eradicating the public OIL FOR FOOD view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL much much more.
I am sorry PENTAGON for DUBYA "hi-jacking" your entry on MARINES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SANTA CLAUS that really WASHINGTON annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all MOSES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FOX NEWS editing this WEST POINT article. Remember, everything TONY BLAIR here is meant CRUSADES to be funny, and making UNITED NATIONS fun of a horrible disorder is ABRAMS TANK not funny at all.
Thank you for your TONY BLAIR time.
Best BUSH regards,