Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without FUCKFACE comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a JIZZ article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PRICK neurochemical FUCK disorder HENTAI characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BUKKAKE, sudden HELL m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DAMN IT or TITS & DICKS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CUNTYMINTS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DIPSHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may INCEST include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MARGARET THATCHER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA RAGHEAD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TITMOUSE FUCKSTAIN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKING JUMP! utterFUCKance of socially MILF objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CLEVELAND STEAMER television programs to address COCKSUCKER Tourette's syndrome.

GIVING HEAD Tourette's is SHITFACE not to be SON OF A BITCH confused with WOMEN'S RIGHTS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PIXIES chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BOB SAGET random GRINGO disorientation, culturally-COCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CAPITALISM outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local TITS language, ASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SUCK MY COCK SAND NIGGER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FELLATIO souvenir shoppes and massive BITCH quantities CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT of ANAL DIABETES CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE garbage.

Darnit.

A GYPSY Polite Note to the YOU WANKER Author:

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The FRITZ Tourette's REDSKIN Research Institute was NORTH KOREA founded to WANK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PRICK article BLUMPKIN funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BASTARD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or RAT'S ASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITCOCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKTARD Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of ASS Tourrette's sufferers FROG'S FAT ASS swear. You can GANGBANG blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCK YOU TV, for always focusing on the NIGGER bad side of a terrible BASTARD thing.
  • The main MASTURBATION symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCK A DUCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ARSEBADGERS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CUNTSWILLING knee JOHN SMILEY FACE NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is NIPPLES no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FROG cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at I WILL END YOU! school for I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SAND NIGGER sufferers to become ARSE manically depressed and CUNT commit COCK suicide.
  • There is no CROTCH cure, and the RAT'S COCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the CRACKER tics often have adverse PRICK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! perodol" which caused my entire TITS & DICKS body to go BUTT PIRATE numb and CUNNILINGUS basically made it NIGGA! worse than I'LL RAPE YOU it is without the suck my mothers drug.

I am an active member of a FLYING FUCK tourette syndrome NAZI association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PISS OFF the BUTT PIRATE public view of Tourettes as a "SCRATCH! GROUNDER! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is RAT'S COCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BOLLOCKS sorry for NI "hi-jacking" your PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SPUNK this that really FUCKSTAIN annoys me. I am working towards a FUCK OFF better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this INCEST article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCK, and making fun of a ASS horrible disorder is (not) RAPE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WIKIPEDIA time.

Best DONGSHOVER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “GIVING HEAD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese POISON IN TOOTHPASTE reply

As FIREWALLS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT MOVEMENT not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CAPITALISM Westerners show is not an RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of COMMUNISM IS STUPID degenerate capitalist culture in those MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! countries. When showing CHRISTIANITY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TANK MAN in countries TIBETAN BUDDHISM leadership, those problems does not RIGHT WING occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHTS byproduct of your ELECTION capitalist society DALAI LAMA.

Li Chiang “GOOGLE” Wen

P.S. DONKEY PUNCHER Regards to Andrew HUEY P. NEWTON Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply

Mr. janitor

The DONKEY DICK bastard who wrote this article. You can ASSFACE punch him if you CUNTRAG want to.

As a CLEAN DRINKING WATER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this CLEAN DRINKING WATER country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DON'T HAVE AIDS put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BIRD SHIT saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my CHOAD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How CHICKEN SHIT to DIPSHIT cure IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK the PENIS Tourette's CLUSTER FUCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment WANKER for FELCHING Tourette's FOUR-EYES Syndrome SHIT is CAMEL JOCKEY following SHITSLINGING these PENIS ON A STICK rules TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! in ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP order:

  • 1: Avoid POLACK immature ASSHAT little ASSFACE kids,
  • 2: Count to WOODPECKERSHIT within GANGBANG 10 ASSTARD THUNDERCUNTseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your BOB SAGET SHITFUCKER SOD nor CHING CHONG CHINK talk,
  • 4: Tell DIRTY SANCHEZ yourself you BIG FOOT don't JERK OFF have MOTHERFUCKER this CHICKEN SHIT disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK HITLER WITH NASTY CUNNILINGUS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BUTTFUCKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

PEARL NECKLACE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CUNTRAG GOD DAMN PUSSYLICKER FELLATIO FUCKSTAIN JACKASS YOU WANKER FROG'S FAT ASS

WOODPECKERSHIT SHITE ASS FAGGOT JOHNNY CAPTAIN CRUNCH BITCH FUCKING ASS ASSBANDIT WANK DIPSHIT DOT HEAD GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS TITWANK SHITSLINGING DICK MOZILLA FIREFOX LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD JACKASS SHITCUNTING GOD DAMMIT ASS FUCKER DAMN IT FLYING RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER JOHN ELWAY TITS WINDOWS VISTA ASSHOLE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DUMBASS WANK BUGGER OFF DICK CHICKEN ASSHOLE AUTOFELLATIO COCKSTUFFER DICK ASSFACE DICKHEAD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GOBSHITE ASS FUCKER LET'S SHIT FUCKFACE CHICKEN FRIES JACKASS FUCK YOU BITCH GANGBANG INJUN ASS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCKWIT HO PENIS CUNT PISS UP MY ARSE HELL SHITFUCKER FIRECROTCH GOAT DICK CAPITALISM SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM NI FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK MONKEY'S UNCLE CAPITALISM SUCK A BIG DICK FUCKBAG GO COUNT YOUR DICK CHIGGER WETBACK NECROPHILIA CUNNILINGUS GOAT DICK PIG CHENEY BITCH ORGASM HELL I DID IT FOR THE LULZ HELL NIGNOG GOD DAMMIT ASSWIPE MARGARET THATCHER KAFFIR CUNT SHITFUCKER DAMNATION FUCKWIT FUCK CHING CHONG CHINK DAMN RUSTY TROMBONE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM TOWELHEAD PIXIES GYPSY SCROTUM DAMN VENEREAL DISEASE TWO-INCH PENIS CLUSTER FUCK ASSCRACK SHAKOPEE I AM CORNHOLIO! COCKSUCKER FRIG PISS REBECCA BLACK DOM DeLUISE PORCH MONKEY FUCKTARD CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON MONKEY'S UNCLE PEDOPHILIA TAMPONS FUCKER BITCH ASSRAPING FUCK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS JERK OFF PENIS ON A STICK PISS UP MY ARSE VAGINA WOP PECKERHEAD GOD DAMN PRICK PIECE OF SHIT BIG FOOT POMMIE JACK OFF ANUSCAKE CAMEL JOCKEY SEMEN PISS OFF TWAT SAGGY TITS STRAWBERRY ASS PISSHOLE CLUSTER FUCK BUTTFUCKER CLEMEN BLUE PENIS! I RAPE WALRUSES! DARTH VADER FUCKSTAIN BUGGER WHORE PORCUPINE'S BALLS PRICK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CRACKER BOOBS FELLATIO KRAUT PISS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! PORCH MONKEY JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CHRISTHUMPER I'LL RAPE YOU GOD DAMN WANK SCROTUM YID PENIS FUCKER SOD OFF LAKE TITICACA BLUMPKIN PIXIES TWAT SHITHEAD HELLFUCKER PISS OFF RUSKIE FUCKER JOHN ELWAY ASSHAT FIST FUCK ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TOSSER ASSCRACK I WILL END YOU! BOB SAGET SCUMBAG FUCKING A HOMO CUNT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TAMPON IN MY ASS NIGGER BUTTFUCKER O CANADA POMMIE DEVELOPERS! EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FELLATIO WANK JOHN ELWAY CUNTYMINTS GOD DAMN BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CRAP ON A STICK CUNT HONKY NIGNOG SCUMBAG DARTH VADER POO POO BLOWJOB RAT'S COCK FUCK BALL SACK CHIGGER PISS RICK MORANIS PUSSY FUCKTARD CHICKEN FRIES TIT DIRT SHITE ASSHOLE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BITCH FUCKING JUMP! QUEEF BUGGER OFF GOD DAMN GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CLIT FUCKING ANUSCAKE SUGARTITS DOM DeLUISE TITTYWANK DOG FUCKER FUCKING DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK YOU ASS FELCHMONKEY HENTAI SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CHOAD KISSER PEEPEE PISS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? WANK FUCKER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE POLACK FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DOUCHEBAG DIRTY SANCHEZ PIXIES FUCKSTAIN TITS & DICKS HELL WANKSPLAT POLESMOKER FUCKSTAIN TITTIES HO ARSEBADGERS BUTTFUCKER BUTT PIRATE ASSBANDIT CUNTBUCKET FUCKING WIKIPEDIA NAZI GREASER ASS CUNTING ASSCRACK VENEREAL DISEASE SHITE I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT BITCH GRIS FELCHING WHITE PEOPLE FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITFUCKER BUGFUCK CARPET MUNCHER FUCK YOU I'LL RAPE YOU SHITSLINGING DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DAMMIT PUNANI SLOPE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! SAND NIGGER NORTH KOREA [EXPLETIVE] TITTIES SAGGY TITS ARSEBADGERS SHITFUCKER WIGGER AY-AY-AY CUNT DAMN SON OF A BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS GRIS CONDOMS BARBRA STREISAND ANAL DIABETES FUCKHEAD PISS OFF MY ASS EUROIPODS NAZI HORSE SHIT SUGARTITS I'LL RAPE YOU BUTTFUCKER SHITSLINGING HITLER TWAT CUNT ARSE WOP SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CHENEY CUNT FUCK SUITCASE PENIS SHIT WIENER TWAT MOZILLA FIREFOX WOODPECKERSHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK JACK OFF RAT'S ASS CHOAD KISSER RONNIE CORBETT JUSTIN BIEBER ASSFACE SHIT MARY WHITEHOUSE PISSHOLE WIENER CLUSTER FUCK DAGO CLUSTER FUCK BOLLOCKS DIPSHIT BASTARD SOD FUCK YOU HENTAI SHIT ASSHAT DICK FUCKING A CHOAD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER STEVE BALLMER SPUNK SLOPE ASSHOLE CLIT [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] COCKSMOKER ASSFACE SCUMBUCKET TRANNY WIGGER CAMEL FUCKER TWAT NIGGER JACKASS FLYING FUCK GOD DAMMIT DONKEY DICK NIGGER [Insert stupid word you just made up here] TITWANK BITCH DICK RAT'S COCK GOD DAMMIT BASTARD TACO SOD ASS VAGINA CTHULHU FHTAGN FIRECROTCH CONDOMS ASSFACE BASTARD SHITHEAD CROTCH MASTURBATION BLOWJOB BASTARD FUCKHEAD MALL SANTA NORTH KOREA OSTRICH MY ASS JUNGLE BUNNY FAG FUCKER BITCH CHIGGER ROSIE O'DONNELL TOSSER PRICK CROTCH BUKKAKE LET'S SHIT MONKEY SHIT CHICKEN FRIES TAFFY I WILL END YOU! RECTUM RAIDER NIGGER FELLATIO JAP GOBSHITE CLIT GANGBANG WHITE PEOPLE ARSE STEVE BALLMER TITWANK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BOOBIES GRINGO SUGARTITS SHIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BITCH AY-AY-AY DUNE COON CONDOMS DICKHEAD FRAK SHITBALLS SUCK MY DICK NIPPLES SHIT PIECE OF SHIT SHITHEAD DAMN DOG FUCKER PRICK COCK DOG FUCKER SMEG CUNNILINGUS ART METAL PRODUCTS PUSSY FUCKTARD CLEVELAND STEAMER O KURWA! SHIT GOD DAMN ASS BARBRA STREISAND FUCKING BULLSHIT CHAV BIRD SHIT FUCK OFF MONKEY BALLS JACK ABRAMOFF ASSHOLE PISS ARTIST FLAMING ASS BADGER ASS PISS ARTIST SHITE CHIGGER CUNT RAT'S ASS BOYCOTT VIACOM! PENIS ASS GOD DAMMIT FRED PHELPS HELL WANK PENIS ASSCRACK PISS ARTIST CRAPMUNCHER BULLSHIT TITTIES KIKE CHIGGER DUMBASS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CLIT CHRISTHUMPER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DONKEY PUNCHER WANK AUTOFELLATIO SHITHEAD WANK BULLSHIT GOD DAMN SEX GOAT DICK GO COUNT YOUR DICK CLEMEN KIKE ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS ASSWIPE CONAN O'BRIAN CC PLZ DAMN TWAT CHOAD MOTHERFUCKER RAPE BELGIUM PISS MOTHERFUCKER PISS ARTIST PISS COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink HONKY DAMN IT BEANER FLYING FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS BRITNEY CUNT GOBSHITE SHITTY MONKEY SHIT TURD ORGASM WALRUS SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE RAT'S COCK PIG BELLEND SUCK COCKS IN HELL! PISS ARTIST LOGJAMMER BITCH CUNT FUCKSTAIN PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DILDO COCKGOBLIN RAPE WANK CUNT THONG TASTER PIXIES FAGGOT WIENER SPUNK CHRISTHUMPER SHITE FRITZ ASSRAPING DOUGHNUT PUNCHER ASS FUCKHEAD COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCK YOU CUNT FUCKSTAIN PISSHOLE SHITBALLS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES KNOBJOCKEY FRIG NECROPHILIA BIGNOSE FUCKHEAD DIRTY SANCHEZ HORSE PENIS KIKE GOD DAMN NIGGER WOODPECKERSHIT GOD DAMN TUBA CUNTING ASSCRACK MARGARET THATCHER GYPSY GANGBANG HORSE SHIT CUNT DICKFACE COON REDNECK FIRECROTCH GRINGO FLYING FUCK BUGGER OFF CLEMEN VAGINA ASS SHITSLIDE ASSWIPE FLYING FUCK THONG TASTER D'OH HEIL HITLER! TITS Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHIT and with the DICKWAD and his CUNT of girraffes in which SOD while reading about FUCKBAG!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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