Tourette's Syndrome

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

Jump to: navigation, search
Please take a FUCKING JUMP! look at the FUCKFACE talk page of this RAPE article for notes or discussion before FELCHMONKEY editing.
Bouncywikilogo
For those without GOD BLESS AMERICA comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a MONKEY'S UNCLE article about Tourette's syndrome.
TourettesGuy
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FELCHING neurochemical FUCK disorder CRAPFUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCK YOU, sudden PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements WOODPECKERSHIT or SHITFACE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MY ANUS IS BLEEDING way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may JERK OFF include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CAMEL JOCKEY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MOTHERFUCKER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCK YOU QUEEF words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FEWMETS utterFUCKance of socially AY-AY-AY objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DOUCHETITS television programs to address JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST Tourette's syndrome.

SHIT Tourette's is TOWELHEAD not to be CLUSTER FUCK confused with CUNTYMINTS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SOD OFF chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves HELL random ASSHOLE disorientation, culturally-TWISTY VAGINA-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PIG outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local HITLER language, SHITPISSER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK ASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky HENTAI souvenir shoppes and massive DAMN IT quantities TWAT of ANAL DIABETES FUCKTARD garbage.

Darnit.

A FAG Polite Note to the JACKASS Author:

N90409469 32192706 6802

The TACO Tourette's KIKE Research Institute was DAMN IT founded to BITCH.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASSFACE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your POMMIE article ARSE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CUNT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or [Insert silly non-swear here] changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCK YOU.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BIG FOOT Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of CLUSTER FUCK Tourrette's sufferers JOHNNY swear. You can PISS ARTIST blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHIT TV, for always focusing on the CUM bad side of a terrible BASTARD thing.
  • The main RAT'S COCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKFACE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'THONG TASTER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HADJI knee SHIT NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FRAK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CHICKEN FRIES cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at INCEST school for CUNT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage AUTOFELLATIO sufferers to become BASTARD manically depressed and SHITFUCKER commit INCEST suicide.
  • There is no CUNT cure, and the BULLSHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the ART METAL PRODUCTS tics often have adverse EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TITWANK perodol" which caused my entire D'OH body to go JERK OFF numb and JENKEM basically made it NIGGA! worse than HOT GRITS it is without the EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM drug.

I am an active member of a PISS ARTIST tourette syndrome SHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating [expletive deleted] the JACKASS public view of Tourettes as a "CLEMEN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am YID sorry for SHITFACE "hi-jacking" your PENISFUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PISS ARTIST this that really HO annoys me. I am working towards a HELL better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BASTARD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HORSE SHIT, and making fun of a FUCKHEAD horrible disorder is (not) MASTURBATION funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TAMPONS time.

Best ANAL DIABETES regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CUNNILINGUS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST reply

As MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are OPINION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT RIOTS Westerners show is not an PROTESTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST degenerate capitalist culture in those GRASS MUD HORSE countries. When showing PANCHEN LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! in countries MELAMINE leadership, those problems does not FALUN GONG occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT MOVEMENT byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society STUDENT MOVEMENT.

Li Chiang “STUDENT PROTESTS” Wen

P.S. RUSKIE Regards to Andrew OSTRICH MY ASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

Mr. janitor

The FLYING RAT'S ASS bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITPISSER punch him if you FUCKER want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this BRITAIN article. We have enough BRITAIN problems in this LGBT RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this RHODESIA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BITCH saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my TURD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How JIGGABOO to RAT'S ASS cure JESUS FUCKING CHRIST the SCROTUM Tourette's POLESMOKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment TOSSER for CHOAD Tourette's CHUFF Syndrome TOSSER is BONER following PORCUPINE'S BALLS these COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT rules WIENER in FUCKWIT order:

  • 1: Avoid FUCK YOU immature JOHN SMILEY FACE little CUNT CRAPPER kids,
  • 2: Count to CHICKEN SHIT within POLACK 10 ASSseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FUCK OFF CLIT FUCKSTAIN nor GIVING HEAD talk,
  • 4: Tell NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! yourself you NAZI don't FUCKSTAIN have CUNT this FUCKSTAIN disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK TAFFY WITH NASTY WANKSPLAT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S GENITALIA FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

GOD DAMMIT EDITABLE BALLS DOODIE HEAD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BOB SAGET RANDY TRAVIS YOU WANKER GUMDROPS TACO

DOUCHEBAG JAP SUGARTITS REDNECK BASTARD MASTURBATION FLAMING ASS BADGER PEDOPHILIA DICK PUSSY JAP INCEST FEWMETS PECKERHEAD JACK OFF SHITE WIGGER SHITCUNTING FLYING RAT'S ASS BUTTFUCKER GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS FUCKSTAIN DIPSHIT GOD DAMN DEVELOPERS! ASSWIPE FUCK MALARKY SCROTUM FRIG ARSE TENTACLE RAPE POMMIE COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK NECROPHILIA ASSHOLE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? WANK CRAPFUCKER JOHN ELWAY SHITE CUNNILINGUS KIKE NECROPHILIA TIMBER NIGGER FROG'S FAT ASS PUSSY MILF PISS ARTIST P'KANG MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FALSE BENSON SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS RAPE MOTHERFUCKER POLACK FUCK YOU BLISTERING BARNACLES SHITE BULLSHIT RAT'S COCK PISS OFF MY ASS TIMBER NIGGER ROSIE O'DONNELL CUNNILINGUS CROTCH JACK ABRAMOFF PENIS BASTARD TITS & DICKS CUNTRAG WANK MARGARET THATCHER TWAT [expletive deleted] FUCK OFF LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! WIENER SHITE RUSTY TROMBONE CUNTING ASSCRACK WANK INBRED MACACA FRAK FUCKFACE DAMN FUCKSTAIN CRAPFUCKER FUCK OFF FUCKER LIMEY FAGGOT SCUMBAG HOT GRITS GOD DAMMIT TWO-INCH PENIS BRUSH MA TEETH BOOBS DYKE HADJI HENTAI CRAPMUNCHER BITCH FUCKBAG INJUN GO COUNT YOUR DICK SMEG DICKFACE BASTARD RAT'S COCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DYKE REBECCA BLACK SHITBALLS MONKEY BALLS BUGGER OFF POWERSHIT PENIS FENCE JUMPER ASS WETBACK FUCKWIT BUGGER FUCK AUTOFELLATIO BITCH BITCH POLACK DAMN GIVING HEAD DICKFACE WIGGER PUSSY ASS LICKER BUKKAKE COCKSTUFFER HELL SHITE FUCK GREASER DICKWAD BULLSHIT DAGO MOTHERFUCKER CLUSTER FUCK DOUCHE BASTARD THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! GOBSHITE BASTARD ASSFACE GIVING HEAD SON OF A BITCH BONER BITCH FELCHMONKEY BOOBS COLGATE EDITABLE DYK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BULLSHIT BUKKAKE SHITTY CUM COCKSUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX CUNTYMINTS RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER EPIDIDYMIS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT COCKSUCKER ASSWANKING FAILURE! TOWELHEAD SUCK MY DICK SHITSLIDE DOG SHIT BEAVER FUCKING A MONKEY SHIT QUEEF TUBA SHITSLINGING O CANADA CUNT DICK FUCKSTAIN NEGRO ASSWIPE STEVE BALLMER SHITSKIN FUCKSTAIN SHITTY MILF PORCH MONKEY HORSE SHIT ASS BASTARD BALLS SUCK MY DICK ARSE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! POLAK PIECE OF SHIT QUEEF DOUCHEBAG ARSE FUCK BUKKAKE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA HO BUTT-HEAD YOU WANKER TITMOUSE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SHITSLINGING HENTAI HORSE PENIS BOLLOCKS PISS CONAN O'BRIAN DAMNATION BULLSHIT GOD DAMMIT TUBA SHITCUNTING CLEVELAND STEAMER PISS KIKE DICKHEAD CUNT TAMPONS HELL FRIG D'OH ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS CRAPMUNCHER FUCK A DUCK DYKE CLIT MACACA MARY WHITEHOUSE SHITFACE JUNGLE BUNNY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CUNT FUCK YOU RAT'S ASS SHIT DESU JACK ABRAMOFF ASS QUEEF SPICY CUNT FUCK CUNTRAG SAGGY TITS WOODPECKERSHIT ASSHAT DIPSHIT WANKER FUCK GOD DAMMIT BASTARD DICKWAD DUMBASS O KURWA! RONNIE CORBETT DOG FUCKER CLIT DICKFACE SCUMBAG DICKFACE CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A LIMEY TITTYWANK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK FUCKFACE DICKFACE CHIGGER SEX SPICY CUNT FUCK CUM NECROPHILIA TURD MAMA MIA FUCK OFF HELL MONKEY SHIT DOUCHE NAZI OH SHI– JACKASS CHAV URINE-GARGLING ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA COCKGOBLIN BUTT PIRATE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS NAZI TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! PUSSYLICKER FRAK SHIT MALARKY HOMO BLISTERING BARNACLES ASS MALL SANTA CHOAD DAMMIT DAMMIT PORCH MONKEY CONDOMS DICK CHICKEN WHORE SHITE WOODPECKERSHIT ASSHAT JAP FUCK YOU COCKSTUFFER SHITSLIDE DUMBASS KIKE LGBT RIGHTS SHITE BUKKAKE JACKASS SHIT FLAMING ASS BADGER CRACKER POLACK OH SHI– MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CLEMEN MAMA MIA FUCK DILDO DAGO ARSE HELL suck my mothers SHIT SHITCOCK FUCK DOODIE HEAD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PISS OFF FUCKER DAMN HO JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST NICARAGUA FUCKFUCKFUCK TENTACLE RAPE BITCH CUNT SCUMBAG NAZI FUCKBAG HEIL HITLER! FLYING FUCK BALLS DICK CHICKEN DONKEY PUNCHER CUNT HORSE PENIS CROTCH CUNT GUMDROPS DOUCHE PISS OFF DIRTY SANCHEZ SAND NIGGER FAGGOT FUCKER PUSSY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKFACE COCKSMOKER SUCK MY COCK SHITE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BITCH JERRY ASSWIPE SHITTY GENITALIA BITCH NECROPHILIA MACACA BASTARD TACO FUCK STEVE BALLMER BITCH CRAP ON A STICK ASSFACE BEANER CUNT GOD DAMN FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS CTHULHU FHTAGN BELLEND PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM ASS LICKER HORSE PENIS PORCH MONKEY SHITCOCK PISS FUCKING A CUM DICKFACE NAZI DONKEY DICK WANK HELL FUCKHEAD ASSHAT LOGJAMMER MOTHERFUCKER PUSSY RAPE BONG DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! KOREA LOVER DAMN PEDOPHILIA GUMDROPS FELCHMONKEY O CANADA DOUCHE JACK OFF DICKLICK POMMIE POMMIE YOU WANKER FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY NAZI CHINK GREASER DICK TITS HOSER SHUT UP, MEG! FUCKWIT BARBRA STREISAND WINDOWS VISTA SHIT SHITBALLS BUTTFUCKER NEGRO TAMPONS FUCKTARD ORGASM FUCKING FUCKFUCKER KOREA LOVER CONAN O'BRIAN TOSSER BIGNOSE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKWIT CHOAD KISSER RUSTY TROMBONE TAFFY BULLSHIT ASSHAT BUNG-HOLE PUSSY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NAZI TITMOUSE CHOAD KISSER GOD DAMMIT TURD REBECCA BLACK ASS MOTHERFUCKER SEMPRINI BRUSH MA TEETH PRICK FUCKFACE SHITCOCK RAT'S ASS I RAPE WALRUSES! SHITHEAD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASSFACE DAMN SHITHEAD EPIDIDYMIS ASSRAPING SHITE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CUNT GOD DAMN CRAPFUCKER DUNE COON WANK BOB SAGET FUCKING A GOD DAMN Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! I'LL RAPE YOU GOOK ASSWIPE BLOWJOB I'LL RAPE YOU RUSKIE RONNIE CORBETT CRAP FRIG FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE ASS BONER FUCKING A PENIS ON A STICK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CRAPFUCKER ANAL COMMUNIST DILDO YOUR MOM MACACA PENIS RAT'S COCK BULLSHIT FUCKHEAD ASSFACE DIRTY SANCHEZ AUTOFELLATIO SUCK A BIG DICK VENEREAL DISEASE JACK OFF SHITTY COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SHITFACE ARSEBADGERS FENCE JUMPER DICKFACE HOMO FUCKING SHITE SPICY CUNT FUCK SOD BIG FOOT COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK DIPSHIT CUNT MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS SHIT CUNT CRAPPER DIRTY SANCHEZ DICK IN A BOX GOBSHITE MACACA PENIS ON A BUN DIRTY SANCHEZ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ASSWIPE ANUSCAKE ASS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS YID PISSHOLE RAT'S COCK DICKLICK GOD DAMMIT BITCH BLUMPKIN CRAPMUNCHER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT WALRUS SHIT TIT SPRINKLES WIENER CLIT I WILL KILL YOU! MOTHERFUCKER FAGGOT TWAT DONKEY DICK SHITTY KRAUT FUCKSTAIN DUMBASS FU SPANG COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DOUCHEBAG SUCK MY DICK HELL AMERICA ONLINE FUCK CUNT SEX WIENER REDSKIN FELLATIO FUCK OFF LICK PUSSY [EXPLETIVE] FUCKING BASTARD PUNANI TIMBER NIGGER ARSE PISS ASSWIPE FUCK BASTARD CUNTBUCKET DUMBASS HITLER ASSHAT FUCKTARD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FRIG GOD BLESS AMERICA CAMEL JOCKEY Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DIRTY SANCHEZ and with the NAZI and his KIKE of girraffes in which O KURWA! while reading about ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See GUMDROPS also

Jsay
TheJeeMan
FUCK YOU Template:VIN DIESEL! YOU'RE a faggot! FUCK YOU IN THE ASS! I'd like to TITFUCK your ASS!
Now don't forget to eat my body and drink my blood on Sunday, little ones! ;)


Fat man
   v  d  e
Fundamental Stereotypes
Adults | African Americans | Americans | Aspies | Armenians | Australians | Babies | Basement-dwellers | Beatniks | Bros | Blacks | Blondes | Bogans | Boys | Brazilians | Brits | Brunettes | Canadians | Captains | Cavemen | Children | Christians | Communists | Cutters | Dead people | Dolphins | Douches | Dummies | Elves | Emos | Extremely Ugly People | Fantards | Fascists | Fat People | Feminists | Flying Gypsies | Foreigners | French | Frisians | Furries | Gays | Geordies | Germans | Ghosts | Girls | Gnomes | Heroes | Hindus | Hippies | Hipsters | Hispanics | Humans | Idiots | Indians | Irish | Italians | Japanese | Jehovah's Witnesses | Jews | KKK | Lesbos | Men | Mermaids | Metalheads | Metrosexuals | Midgets | Minsters | Mormons | Muslims | Native Americans | Nazis | Nerds | Newfies | Ninjas | N00bs | Nuns | Ninja Pirates | New Yorkers | Old people | Pagans | Perverts | Pikeys | Pimps | Pirates | Poles | Preggos | Poor people | Politicians | Preps | Psychics | Redheads | Rednecks | Retards | Rich people | Romanians | Russians | Satanists | Scarecrows | Scots | Single mothers | Southern People | Teenagers | Thieves | Transsexuals | Trolls | Toddlers | Tourettes People | Trekkies | Vegetarians | Whites | Wiccans | Wiggers | Wookiees | Women | Yuppies | Zionists | Zombies
Nuvola apps important Article written in the style of its subject
This article is CUNT funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its FUCKHEAD subject. If you do not find it funny DONKEY PUNCHER, it is probably because you are an INBRED PISS ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. SHITE If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a BLISTERING BARNACLES joke loses its humour BALL SACK when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so FUCK OFF ignorant, then you wouldn't have FAG needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! ASSRAMMER WANKER BOLLOCKS D'OH FRED PHELPS!!!!!I <3 COCK
Common mental illnesses

Addiction | Attention Deficit Disorder | Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder | Anorexia | Autism | Awkwardness | Bipolar disorder | Bisexuality | Bulimia | Coldplay | Common sense | Compulsive Linking Disorder | Cornography Addiction | Corpsearianism | Death | Dianamania | Drug addiction | Dyscalculia | Dyslexia | EastEnders | Encyclopedia Dramatica (Website) | Environmentalism | Existence | Furries | Fishing | Finnegans Wake | Heterosexuality | Homosexuality | Hooliganism | Hypochondria | Ikea | Life | Masturbation | MWGS | Narcissism | Necrophilia | Necrophiliphobia | Niynelevenitis | Pacifism | Patriotism | Penis Envy | People Who Like to Fuck Naked | Particularly Compulsive Redundant Linking Disorder | Pyromania | Religion | Sarah Palin | Schizophrenia | Scottishness | Socks Addiction | Solipsism | Stupidity | Thinking | Tourettes Syndrome | Ugliness | Uncyclopedia Addiction | Vanity | Vegetarianism | VGA | Wikiholism

view  discuss  edit
Personal tools
In other languages
projects