Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or HO neurochemical FUCK disorder PIECE OF SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WANKSPLAT, sudden PRICK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements RONNIE CORBETT or ASSFACE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly JERK OFF in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BALLS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CROTCH include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken GOD DAMN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WANK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PIECE OF SHIT TAFFY words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WANK utterFUCKance of socially GENITALIA objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT television programs to address POMMIE Tourette's syndrome.

COCK Tourette's is LOLCAT not to be GOOK confused with INCEST Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying JIZZ chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITFACE random HENTAI disorientation, culturally-SHITTY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITFACE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKFACE language, BUGGER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BASTARD SHITHEAD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKFACE souvenir shoppes and massive PUSSYLICKER quantities PISSHOLE of ANAL DIABETES WANK garbage.

Darnit.

A DOM DeLUISE Polite Note to the ASS LICKER Author:

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The BUGGER OFF Tourette's ANAL Research Institute was JACKASS founded to SUCK COCKS IN HELL!.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have NIGGER TITS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your LET'S SHIT article PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITPISSER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MOCKIE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PISS OFF.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about MASTURBATION Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of FUCKING FUCKFUCKER Tourrette's sufferers BORDER HOPPER swear. You can POLACK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CLEAN DRINKING WATER TV, for always focusing on the GOBSHITE bad side of a terrible GO COUNT YOUR DICK thing.
  • The main FEWMETS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or '[expletive deleted]' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKSTAIN knee CONAN O'BRIAN NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BUTTFUCKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DICKLICK school for SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA sufferers to become NIGGER manically depressed and DAMN commit CLUSTER FUCK suicide.
  • There is no CUNTRAG cure, and the FEWMETS drugs that are available to, "calm" the CLIT tics often have adverse CRACKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna LET'S SHIT perodol" which caused my entire CROTCH body to go I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! numb and PISS OFF basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKHEAD it is without the FUCK OFF drug.

I am an active member of a INBRED tourette syndrome SHITFUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JERK OFF the NIGGER public view of Tourettes as a "DOUCHE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is HORSE PENIS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCK sorry for CLUSTER FUCK "hi-jacking" your PISSHOLE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CROTCH this that really FUCKTARD annoys me. I am working towards a POLACK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! article. Remember, everything here is meant to be I'LL RAPE YOU, and making fun of a LIMEY horrible disorder is (not) PAKI funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your RAT'S COCK time.

Best DIPSHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKSTAIN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST reply

As RIGHT WING Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DALAI LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS Westerners show is not an POISON IN BABY FORMULA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHT WING countries. When showing MINORITIES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TAIWAN in countries CENSORSHIP leadership, those problems does not FALUN GONG occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a ELECTION byproduct of your I LIKE BUSH capitalist society STUDENT RIOTS.

Li Chiang “GOOGLE” Wen

P.S. TITWANK Regards to Andrew SCROTUM Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

Mr. janitor

The MONKEY SHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITE punch him if you NIGGER TITS want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter SALISBURY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough CECIL JOHN RHODES problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CECIL JOHN RHODES offensive stuff. I ask that you I DON'T HAVE AIDS remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WANK saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my TAMPON IN MY ASS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How SHIT to SCUMBAG cure BEANER the SON OF A BITCH Tourette's HELL Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment RANDY TRAVIS for PAKI Tourette's SHIT Syndrome GOD DAMN is ASSHAT following MICK these ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT rules SHITE in BUTTFUCKER order:

  • 1: Avoid SHITFACE immature DUMBASS little DOG SHIT kids,
  • 2: Count to CRAPPY within ASSCRACK 10 FLAMING ASS BADGERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your ABO COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ORGASM nor JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE talk,
  • 4: Tell JACKASS yourself you AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS don't PENIS ON A BUN have FUCK this MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK suck my mothers WITH NASTY CARPET MUNCHER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S MONKEY SHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

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SHITTY ASS BALL SACK FUCKING CUNT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DOG SHIT CHRISTHUMPER PENISPENISPENIS!!! PENIS ON A STICK DAMN BULLCRAP BASTARD INCEST CUNT COCKSUCKER FIST FUCK KNOBJOCKEY TITS YOUR MOM FUCK YOU FELCHING GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMN DARTH VADER FUCK I WILL END YOU! TAFFY ASS CHRISTMAS TREES BUKKAKE FUCKTARD QUEEF MICK MOTHERFUCKER I AM CORNHOLIO! LET'S SHIT GREASER ASSWIPE CUNT PORCUPINE'S BALLS CLUSTER FUCK INCEST PORCH MONKEY WETBACK SHITE HELL MOTHERFUCKER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DYKE POMMIE FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS FUCKTARD NICARAGUA GIVING HEAD VAGINA NAZI SHITE SCUMBAG PORCH MONKEY WOODPECKERSHIT DAMN HELL BIG FOOT DICKFACE CONDOMS CUNT COON OSTRICH MY ASS BANGKOK FRITZ ASS INCEST CUNT VENEREAL DISEASE NIGGER NIGGER COCKSUCKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITTY CUNT CRAPPER GANGBANG SPUNK FUCK OFF BALLS FUCK TWAT HELL FUCK A DUCK CUNT PIG MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASS ASSHAT FIRECROTCH SEMEN SHITCOCK DAGO TOTAL DAMN BITCH TITS FUCKBAG INCEST COCKSTUFFER DUNE COON GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY PISSHOLE REDNECK BRUSH MA TEETH HORSE SHIT ASSFACE LET'S SHIT FUCKSTAIN SON OF A BITCH ASSRAPING ASSHOLE GOBSHITE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! MONKEY SHIT HAIL SATAN! JACKASS SHIT TIBETAN BUDDHISM FUCK SHUT UP, MEG! MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT SHITE SIGMUND FREUD BORDER HOPPER I'LL RAPE YOU CHALICE BUGFUCK FUCKFACE TITTIES TIBETAN BUDDHISM ASSHAT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SAND NIGGER CANNED QUOTE AY-AY-AY WALRUS SHIT CHALICE FUCKSTAIN BONER PISS CHOAD ASSFACE ANAL ORGASM BUTTFUCKER YOU WANKER NIGGER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHIT NIGGER PENISFUCK COON JACKASS BRUSH MA TEETH GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BIGNOSE ASSHAT BATHING SUIT AREA GOD DAMMIT PISS UP MY ARSE DIPSHIT DILDO NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SEX MACACA SEX CHUFF CRAPPY DAMN IT CUNT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CUNTRAG BONER EAT MY SHIT! CLUSTER FUCK HAIL SATAN! AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI WANKER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! 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SUCKS FIRECROTCH PENIS DAGO MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FROG'S FAT ASS BATHING SUIT AREA ASSFACE KIDDY FIDDLER SHIT FUCKFACE SEMEN GOAT DICK BEANER TURD TOSSER YOU GOD DAMMIT DOUCHING FRIG DOT HEAD FUCKFACE TWAT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FLYING FUCK VAGINA FU SPANG BITCH YOUR MOM NICARAGUA POMMIE COLGATE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK NICARAGUA REDNECK BALL SACK DICKHEAD TIBETAN BUDDHISM BUKKAKE NIGNOG JIZZ SHIT WOP ASSFACE TITWANK RAPE CHUFF SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BITCH FUCK NUGGET WALRUS SHIT SHITE TIMBER NIGGER FUCK SHITE MOTHERFUCKER ANAL FUCK BITCH DAMN FUCK OFF CHENEY FELCHING BOB SAGET All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy DAMN ORGASM CUNT BEAVER PIGFUCKER HADJI pen0r DICKFACE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ARSE BOOBIES SHITE SEMEN BLISTERING BARNACLES FELCHING JENKEM PECKERHEAD LAKE TITICACA CHALICE FUCKHEAD PUSSY DICK MARGARET THATCHER RAGHEAD NIGGER ALF FUCKSTAIN SCUMBAG JACKASS SHITFUCKER JOHN ELWAY FIRECROTCH PENIS CUNT SHITFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY PENIS NICARAGUA CAMEL JOCKEY GOD BLESS AMERICA ASS GOOK SHITBALLS FELCHING DAMMIT FASHION BUG HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS PENISFUCK BALL SACK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHAKOPEE EAT MY SHIT! WALRUS SHIT LIMEY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DICK TITS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BUTTFUCKER SHIT TITS DAMMIT DOUCHING WARNER MUSIC GROUP DAMN CRAP HOSER POOPY CUNT ASS FUCK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BOOBS FUCKING A FRITZ COCKSUCKER LET'S SHIT FUCK YOU DICK ASSCRACK CUNTRAG HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSHOLE FALSE BENSON NIGGER FLYING FUCK MARCH OF FLAMES JACKASS FUCKFACE AY-AY-AY GOOK HITLER FRAK [EXPLETIVE] BIG FOOT SLOPE DOUCHING HORSE PENIS COCKGOBLIN TURD TITS [expletive deleted] FUCKSTAIN LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS TAMPONS GANGBANG COON [EXPLETIVE] PEARL NECKLACE SMEG KAFFIR TITS CUNNILINGUS SHITCOCK NAZI MOTHERFUCKER FRED PHELPS FUCKHEAD ALF TAMPON IN MY ASS DICKLICK ANAL COCKGOBLIN CONDOMS CHINK I'LL RAPE YOU MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BOOBS pen0r PISS ARTIST DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SUCK MY DICK COCKSUCKER SHITFUCKER AMERICA ONLINE DAMN INJUN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ASSCRACK BULLCRAP MONKEY BALLS FRIG JERK OFF SHAKOPEE HOMO POOPY TWAT ASSHAT DIRTY SANCHEZ CRAP SCUMBAG SHITHEAD ASSHOLE SHITSLINGING AMERICA ONLINE FUCK FELLATIO ARSE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CUNTSWILLING ASSRAMMER WIGGER CHRISTHUMPER ASS BUTTFUCKER FRENCH TICKLER DICKFACE GOBSHITE PISS ARTIST FUCKER BEANER MONKEY SHIT pen0r JACKASS COMMUNIST DILDO HELL WIGGER CHRISTMAS TREES JUNGLE BUNNY MONKEY SHIT FRITZ GOD DAMMIT BLOWJOB ASS LICKER SHIT CHOAD PISSHOLE PUSSY FUCK SUGARTITS ASSWIPE CUNT FUCK OFF PISS ARTIST SHIT YOGHURT CANNON SEMEN LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK YOU ASS GOD DAMN FIST FUCK FUCKFACE PEDOPHILIA DICKFACE SPIC SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CUNTRAG GOD DAMMIT DAMN IT HO DARTH VADER SPIC SCUMBAG JACKASS NAZI JACKASS BASTARD BASTARD YOU WANKER BITCH Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive NI and with the SHITHEAD and his BUGFUCK of girraffes in which ALF while reading about CLUSTER FUCK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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