Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or I'LL RAPE YOU neurochemical FUCK disorder ASSWIPE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DAMN IT, sudden PISS OFF m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements STEVE BALLMER or RUSTY TROMBONE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSWIPE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SCUMBAG way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITSLINGING include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CHOAD KISSER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKSTAIN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FLYING FUCK SCROTUM words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PISS OFF utterFUCKance of socially [expletive deleted] objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PISSHOLE television programs to address DICK CHICKEN Tourette's syndrome.

DAMN IT Tourette's is THERE IS A CABAL not to be KRAUT confused with FEWMETS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GENITALIA chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves NIPPLES random CAMEL JOCKEY disorientation, culturally-CAMEL JOCKEY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCK YOU outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CUNTSWILLING language, FUDGEPACKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SCUMBAG CRACKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky COCKSUCKER souvenir shoppes and massive NEGRO quantities FUCK OFF of ANAL DIABETES TIMBER NIGGER garbage.

Darnit.

A PISS Polite Note to the MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS Author:

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The SHITFACE Tourette's NI Research Institute was PENISPENISPENIS!!! founded to SHITCOCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CAMEL JOCKEY Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CUNTYMINTS article DAMN funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ANAL I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MONKEY SHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DOUCHE NAZI.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about RANDY TRAVIS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of ASS Tourrette's sufferers CHOAD swear. You can ART METAL PRODUCTS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame POLESMOKER TV, for always focusing on the PIECE OF SHIT bad side of a terrible ASS thing.
  • The main WANKSPLAT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BOOBS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WETBACK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small INCEST knee CAMEL JOCKEY NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is MASTURBATION no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WANK school for NAZI something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP sufferers to become TWAT manically depressed and MY COMMUNION WAFER OF commit WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? suicide.
  • There is no I'LL RAPE YOU cure, and the FUCKSTAIN drugs that are available to, "calm" the CLUSTER FUCK tics often have adverse SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKER perodol" which caused my entire DONKEY DICK body to go COCKSUCKER numb and HI, BILLY MAYS HERE basically made it NIGGA! worse than CUNTSWILLING it is without the ASSRAPING drug.

I am an active member of a PENIS tourette syndrome CUNT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PISS the BITCH public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKSTAIN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ASSWIPE sorry for CRAP ON A STICK "hi-jacking" your COLGATE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like MY COMMUNION WAFER OF this that really DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! annoys me. I am working towards a BLOWJOB better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DICKHEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PENIS, and making fun of a DICKHEAD horrible disorder is (not) BLOWJOB funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASSHOLE time.

Best TITS & DICKS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SON OF A BITCH” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT RIOTS reply

As PROXY SITES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DEMOCRACY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FIREWALLS Westerners show is not an DALAI LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBETAN BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those GOVERNMENT FILTERS countries. When showing PANCHEN LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FREEDOM OF SPEECH in countries PRINCE PHILIP leadership, those problems does not STUDENT RIOTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a COMMUNISM IS STUPID byproduct of your OPINION capitalist society TIBET.

Li Chiang “PANCHEN LAMA” Wen

P.S. NIGGER Regards to Andrew BOOBS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

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The DOUCHEBAG bastard who wrote this article. You can GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS punch him if you WIKIPEDIA want to.

As a SALISBURY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CECIL JOHN RHODES article. We have enough I DON'T HAVE AIDS problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE HAS AIDS remove this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SCUMBAG saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my BITCH intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How TITS to CLEVELAND STEAMER cure HO the FELCHMONKEY Tourette's RAGHEAD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CAMEL FUCKER for CLEAN DRINKING WATER Tourette's FRITZ Syndrome SHITE is WETBACK following SMEG these TITWANK rules CUNT in FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK order:

  • 1: Avoid WOMEN'S RIGHTS immature HO little SON OF A BITCH kids,
  • 2: Count to RAT'S COCK within FUCKTARD 10 ASSFACEseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your CRAP ON A STICK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CRAP nor FLYING FUCK talk,
  • 4: Tell JACKASS yourself you CROTCH don't SHITSLINGING have HORSE SHIT this TOSSER disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! WITH NASTY FUCK A DUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BUTTFUCKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

FUCK NUGGET FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS PENIS COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK INBRED MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG CHUFF COON ARSE

DOG FUCKER PISSHOLE INBRED LENS CRAFTERS DAMN IT NIPPLES DUMBASS BULLCRAP MALARKY DESU CLEAN DRINKING WATER SCUMBAG BITCH JERK OFF COON NEGRO YID CHRISTHUMPER JAP PEDOPHILIA BASTARD BASTARD DAMN IT ASS BITCH GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY DAMN I WILL END YOU! CUNNILINGUS DICK IN A BOX GOAT DICK CUNT MOTHERFUCKER FUCKBAG BUGFUCK CUNTBUCKET WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? HELL MY COMMUNION WAFER OF HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS TIT DIRT SHIT WIKIPEDIA FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK A DUCK CLIT I'LL RAPE YOU pen0r HENTAI BOOBS All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy JERRY JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DONKEY DICK ASSRAMMER WOP DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASSHOLE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL RUSTY TROMBONE THERE IS A CABAL KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 SHIT DOUCHE NAZI ASSBANDIT POLACK WANK HADJI I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT SHITSLINGING CUNTRAG FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE MOTHERFUCKER GOBSHITE I WILL END YOU! BALLS VENEREAL DISEASE CHIGGER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT VENEREAL DISEASE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS JOHN SMILEY FACE TITTYWANK ASSFACE RONNIE CORBETT CAMEL FUCKER BUTTFUCKER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER INCEST WIGGER ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN WIENER BOB SAGET HOLY DUMB FUCK BONG HORSE SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TACO NIGGER SAND NIGGER WIENER INCEST SOD OFF suck my mothers AUTOFELLATIO RAGHEAD HELL DONKEY PUNCHER SHITFUCKER WANK SEMPRINI PENIS ON A BUN SEX TOSSER FENCE JUMPER RANDY TRAVIS CUNT WOODPECKERSHIT BIG FOOT SHIT JACKASS PUSSY WIGGER DIPSHIT BLOWJOB SPIC DUNE COON COON FROG THERE IS A CABAL FUCKTARD BUGGER ANAL FUDGEPACKER CAMEL JOCKEY [Insert swear here] DEVELOPERS! NIGGER TITS ASSCRACK PENIS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCKING 666 NEOPETS RUSTY TROMBONE JOHN SMILEY FACE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DICKFACE FUCKING CUNTRAG FIST FUCK OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! BLOWJOB COCKSMOKER ROSIE O'DONNELL NORTH KOREA MASTURBATION DICKFACE INBRED JOHN SMILEY FACE OSTRICH MY ASS PISS ARTIST FUCKING A ASSWIPE CUNT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI WANK SHITE PENISBIRD WOODPECKERSHIT TIMBER NIGGER MOZILLA FIREFOX NIGGER FELCHING FAGGOT WANK LET'S SHIT ASSWIPE CRAPFUCKER CUNT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKHEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CLUSTER FUCK ASSHOLE FUCKER PISSHOLE GOD BLESS AMERICA URINE-GARGLING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CLEVELAND STEAMER HO BORDER HOPPER TITS & DICKS NIGGER DICKFACE VAGINA FEWMETS DUMBASS TESTICLE CHOKE FUCKING CAMEL JOCKEY CHING CHONG CHINK PUSSY ARSE SAND NIGGER ASSFACE SUITCASE PENIS BITCH DAMN WIGGER GOD DAMN DOUCHE BITCH FUCKER DICKFACE FUCK BASTARD ANAL DIABETES TURD SHITFACE FENCE JUMPER WANKER FUCKSTAIN CUNTRAG BLUMPKIN DONGSHOVER FUCKSTAIN BUGGER FUCKING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHITTY DAMN ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SHIT WANKSPLAT WANK BULLSHIT PISS UP MY ARSE FUCKWIT LET'S SHIT VAGINA FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD WARNER MUSIC GROUP MOTHERFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT GOBSHITE DAMNATION FUCK FUCKING JUMP! KRAUT COCKSMOKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BOYCOTT VIACOM! DICK DUMBASS HOMO DOUCHE ABO GOD DAMN WANK FRED PHELPS DAMN IT TWAT SHITFUCKER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PISS WIKIPEDIA GOD DAMN CONAN O'BRIAN MICK SHIT YOU WANKER BLOWJOB PIECE OF SHIT GOATSE PISS ARTIST INJUN JOHN ELWAY ASSWIPE LIMEY GOD DAMN CLEMEN ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! CUM BOLLOCKS SHITSKIN GIVING HEAD TOWELHEAD FUCK YOU FROG PRICK CRAPFUCKER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CUNTBUCKET SHITSKIN RUSKIE ASS LICKER COCK [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] SHITE HORSE SHIT CUNT FUCK YOU ASSFACE JOHN SMILEY FACE WIENER MOCKIE SHITHEAD DAGO SAGGY TITS SHITE CUNT OSTRICH MY ASS BRITNEY CAMEL JOCKEY TWAT TRANNY DAMN FIRECROTCH MACACA SHITFUCKER TITWANK TITS & DICKS DICKFACE BITCH SHITHEAD WETBACK CUNT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST KRAUT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST I RAPE WALRUSES! CUNTRAG FUCK PISS BASTARD FUCKHEAD HO CUNTSWILLING WOP CHIGGER CRAPMUNCHER YOUR MOM SHITE FUCKER NIGNOG SON OF A BITCH BALLS BULLSHIT FUCKER SHITTY MOZILLA FIREFOX SOD SHITFUCKER DAMN SAMUEL L. JACKSON TENTACLE RAPE DAMN GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS NAZI BOOBIES PISS OFF WOP ASSCRACK RUSTY TROMBONE ASSHAT COLGATE FUCKING A HELL DICK WANK CLEVELAND STEAMER CUM CUM BONG SHIT LIMEY SHIT NECROPHILIA SUCK A BIG DICK NIGNOG DAMN HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CRAP SHITE CLIT FUCKFACE PENIS RAT'S ASS D'OH RAT'S ASS DAMNATION DICKWAD CUNT FLYING FUCK SHITSKIN CUM DAMN WILLY WONKA BORDER HOPPER NIGGER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL YUKKY DOODY FUCKTARD FUCK FEWMETS BULLCRAP NAZI DICKHEAD EAT MY SHIT! PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM ASSWIPE FUCK YOU FRITZ 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DOG SHIT PUNANI FUCKSTAIN ASS LICKER FUCKFACE SHIT YOU WANKER FUCK WANK DIRTY SANCHEZ LENS CRAFTERS PISS ARTIST RAPE BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS CLEAN DRINKING WATER NIGNOG TOSSER WANK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CRAPMUNCHER BLOWJOB NAZI ASSWIPE CLUSTER FUCK BATHING SUIT AREA ABO PRICK BULLSHIT FUCKING VENEREAL DISEASE SHITCOCK FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING INCEST DICK NEGRO ASSCRACK ASS JOHN ELWAY SHITE CUNT COON BRITNEY DYKE POOPOO BULLSHIT FUCKING A DIPSHIT VAGINA BITCH SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? DIRTY SANCHEZ BITCH TIT SPRINKLES BELLEND TWO-INCH PENIS TITTYWANK BASTARD WOMEN'S RIGHTS ANAL DIABETES FUCK FUCKSTAIN FIST FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MOTHERFUCKER JAP FAG FUCKBAG BULLCRAP DIPSHIT GOD DAMMIT FLAMING ASS BADGER HELL FEWMETS PUSSY NICARAGUA SHITSKIN FELCHING POTTYMOUTH WANKSPLAT SPIC CLUSTER FUCK CHICKEN SHIT JERRY SHITE FUCK OFF ASSFACE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASS MALARKY HELL CUNTING ASSCRACK PUSSY GUMDROPS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE GENITALIA GOD DAMN BIGNOSE CRAPPY BITCH FRITZ BUTT-HOLE DICKFACE CUNT FUCKHEAD DAMNATION I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL I WILL KILL YOU! RAT'S ASS YOU WANKER DOODIE HEAD COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ABO GOD DAMN CRAP WANK OH SHI– HITLER BOON JACKASS BORDER HOPPER IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HORSE SHIT WOMEN'S RIGHTS SHITSKIN DICKHEAD FUCKING SCUMBAG JACK OFF RANDY TRAVIS GENITALIA BITCH BUGGER MALARKY SAGGY TITS WALRUS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER PEDOPHILIA SHIT AUTOFELLATIO VENEREAL DISEASE BITCH BONER GOD DAMMIT GRINGO SCROTUM ARSEBADGERS PENIS CROTCH DONKEY PUNCHER CHICKEN SHIT MALL SANTA YID TITTYWANK SHIT LIKE A HORSE GOD DAMMIT DEVELOPERS! CLEMEN MOTHERFUCKER NIGNOG MOTHERFUCKER BOOBS ARFENHOUSE FRAK SHITFACE DILDO GOBSHITE JACKASS FUCKSTAIN JIGGABOO OH SHI– JACKASS SHIT HOMO CUNT SHIT MOCKIE ASSHOLE PUSSY TITS GOAT DICK JIZZ TWAT FELCHING FUCK YOU SHITFACE BIRD SHIT WANKER ASSHAT DIPSHIT SUCK MY DICK COCKSHITTER EXTRA LONG PENIS WANK SON OF A BITCH HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BITCH and with the ARSE and his YOGHURT CANNON of girraffes in which FROG'S FAT ASS while reading about SEX!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See NEGRO also

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