Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BUTTFUCKER neurochemical FUCK disorder JACK OFF characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITTY, sudden BOOBS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BULLSHIT or REDNECK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CRAP in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated HORSE SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BOOBS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CLIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA LUV words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK GREASER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS utterFUCKance of socially SHITFACE objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CROTCH television programs to address DOUGHNUT PUNCHER Tourette's syndrome.

DOUCHE Tourette's is TWAT not to be NICARAGUA confused with DOG FUCKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PEARL NECKLACE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITCOCK random SEX disorientation, culturally-HOLY DUMB FUCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKFACE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DICKLICK language, SHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places COMMUNIST DILDO JOHNNY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CUNTING ASSCRACK souvenir shoppes and massive CARPET MUNCHER quantities WANK of ANAL DIABETES ASSHOLE garbage.

Darnit.

A SAND NIGGER Polite Note to the HELL Author:

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The ASS Tourette's ASSHAT Research Institute was BUTT-HOLE founded to SHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CAMEL JOCKEY Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SAGGY TITS article ASSWIPE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DOUGHNUT PUNCHER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKING.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SHITSLINGING Tourrette's sufferers TITS & DICKS swear. You can ASSFACE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DICKWAD TV, for always focusing on the GOD DAMMIT bad side of a terrible FUCKER thing.
  • The main HELL symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NIGGER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'COCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BLUMPKIN knee ANUSCAKE NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is DAMN IT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes TOWELHEAD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at COCKGOBLIN school for CUM something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKER sufferers to become GOD DAMMIT manically depressed and HORSE PENIS commit FUCKER suicide.
  • There is no RAPE cure, and the GOD DAMMIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the CUM tics often have adverse FROG'S FAT ASS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TITWANK perodol" which caused my entire DIPSHIT body to go FUCKBAG numb and RAGHEAD basically made it NIGGA! worse than COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT it is without the DAMN drug.

I am an active member of a WETBACK tourette syndrome MOTHERFUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DOUCHETITS the GOD BLESS AMERICA public view of Tourettes as a "RUSKIE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TITTIES much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BULLSHIT sorry for FEMADOM "hi-jacking" your DOT HEAD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like INBRED this that really SUITCASE PENIS annoys me. I am working towards a SOD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be MALARKY, and making fun of a POLAK horrible disorder is (not) SHITFACE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASSCRACK time.

Best JACKASS SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BEAVER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese VOTE reply

As ELECTION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TAIWAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CAPITALISM Westerners show is not an I LIKE BUSH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST degenerate capitalist culture in those DEMOCRACY countries. When showing POISON IN TOOTHPASTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA IS CAPITALIST in countries NORTH KOREA leadership, those problems does not SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA IS CAPITALIST byproduct of your MELAMINE capitalist society 1984.

Li Chiang “FREEDOM OF SPEECH” Wen

P.S. FLYING FUCK Regards to Andrew ARSE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

Mr. janitor

The MOCKIE bastard who wrote this article. You can FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS punch him if you MOTHERFUCKER want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CLEAN DRINKING WATER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this LGBT RIGHTS article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this LGBT RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with CONDOMS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHIT saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my BALLS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How PISS to JUNGLE BUNNY cure DILDO the PEEPEE Tourette's FUCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BRUSH MA TEETH for TITS Tourette's CHAV Syndrome SEX is TITS following SHITHEAD these HOMO rules ASSHOLE in BULLSHIT order:

  • 1: Avoid FUCKTARD immature ASSWIPE little RAT'S ASS kids,
  • 2: Count to GOD DAMMIT within KRAUT 10 DAMNseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your POMMIE FLYING FUCK TAFFY nor FUCKSTAIN talk,
  • 4: Tell NIGNOG yourself you EUROIPODS don't DAMN have PENISFUCK this POMMIE disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BOLLOCKS WITH NASTY GOD DAMMIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DICKHEAD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

FUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BALLS BUGGER OFF COCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SAGGY TITS CHIGGER FELCHING BASTARD

BUTTFUCKER WANK COCKSUCKER COCKSHITTER PISS ARTIST FUCKER DAMN IT CUNNILINGUS DUMBASS HELLFIRE PISS ARTIST DAMN CUM LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BEAVER CHOAD KISSER LUV JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BUKKAKE FELCHING FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PAKI QUEEF POLACK ASSHOLE SHIT MARGARET THATCHER SHITE FELCHING DICKHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU COLGATE HELL ASSCRACK ASSWIPE ANAL DIABETES SHIT PISS OFF FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TENTACLE RAPE CHRISTHUMPER THIS IS SPARTA! CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKSTAIN PEDOPHILIA INCEST PISS ARTIST CRACKER SEX FUCK NUGGET CRAPFUCKER POMMIE TITWANK JACKASS SHIT ASSHAT BEANER BASTARD TURD HELL CHOAD FUCK OFF CUM BITCH ANAL DIABETES SMEG BEAVER CC PLZ TITTIES TIMBER NIGGER FROG DILDO COON ASSRAMMER ASS SMEG FELCHING CUNT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! CHOAD RECTUM RAIDER CLEMEN SHITE CLEMEN SHITE BRITNEY CLEMEN LET'S SHIT BUGGER OFF GOOK PIECE OF SHIT PECKERHEAD FUCKSTAIN FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER WOP ASS DIPSHIT FUCKING ANAL SHITFACE FUCKFACE YOU WANKER WOODPECKERSHIT DICK TITS BLOWJOB TOWELHEAD RAGHEAD BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMMIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNT BONER CUNTSWILLING TOSSER SHITBALLS ASSHAT RAT'S COCK CUNT SHITE WIENER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE POO POO BLOWJOB DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT HELL BITCH SACRAMENTO MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHING DUNE COON FUCKSTAIN SHITTY GRINGO BUTT-HEAD FUCKTARD FAG BELLEND BITCH DOT HEAD PEEPEE DOUCHETITS BUKKAKE FAG DICKFACE BIGNOSE COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK PISS ARTIST BOOBS PISS OFF JIGGABOO HOT GRITS DAMN INJUN CRAPPY TOWELHEAD RUSKIE ASSHAT NAZI DIPSHIT FUCKTARD I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCKING JUMP! DAMN ASSHOLE LIMEY CUNTING ASSCRACK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON TITWANK BIGNOSE DICKHEAD ASSCRACK MARCH OF FLAMES NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BUKKAKE GOD DAMMIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE RAGHEAD DIPSHIT COCK BASTARD CHING CHONG CHINK BOOBIES DAMMIT DOUCHING BUTTFUCKER OSCAR WILDE IS GAY CLIT PISSHOLE CUM TOURETTE'S SYNDROME WANKSPLAT FUCK YOU CROTCH EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCKSTAIN DOUCHETITS BOOBS TAMPON IN MY ASS THONG TASTER CUNTYMINTS BITCH DICK OSCAR WILDE IS GAY SHAKOPEE WOMEN'S RIGHTS PIG BASTARD DICKHEAD PRICK HOMO BUGGER GOBSHITE KRAUT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SHITTY FELCHING ASS LICKER DICK FRITZ ASS FASCIST SHIT JACKASS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FLYING FUCK BOOBIES WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! SHITSLINGING OSCAR WILDE IS GAY BOOBIES NECROPHILIA BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHITPISSER COCKSUCKER BUGGER TITTIES DYKE DOUCHING FUCK YOU SHIT JIZZ PENIS PEARL NECKLACE FELCHING TITTIES HORSE SHIT ASSWIPE SEX CAMEL JOCKEY WANK ASSHOLE HELL CUM CUNNILINGUS CHOAD CHICKEN FRIES BUTT PIRATE SAND NIGGER FROG ANAL DIABETES CLEMEN PIECE OF SHIT BULLCRAP GREASER CHICKEN SHIT WANK SHITTY CUNT CARPET MUNCHER LUV WANK SEX GOATSE DOG FUCKER POO POO BLOWJOB DAMN KAFFIR FUCK YOU GOOK ASSHOLE CUNNILINGUS POTTYMOUTH ASS LICKER WHITE RIGHTS CLIT AY-AY-AY PUSSY BRUSH MA TEETH BLUMPKIN FUCK OFF HATE HATE HAT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BITCH DAMN FUCKTARD BLUMPKIN SHITPISSER PIG ABO ASSHOLE DUMBASS FUCK A DUCK FUCKWIT FAGGOT CHIGGER BARBRA STREISAND SEMEN PISS UP MY ARSE ASSCRACK LET'S SHIT DICK SHIT FUCKER DICK IN A BOX FUCKFACE FUCK OFF TESTICLE CHOKE AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! NIGGER SHITE JOHN ELWAY WANK BOOBIES BITCH BOOBS BOOBS SHITFACE JACKASS GOBSHITE KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 BEANER CHUFF PISS ARTIST SHAKOPEE RAPE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE HELL FUCKER SHITFACE ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS BASTARD SPUNK MOLDY TITS ANAL DIABETES SHIT ABO KAFFIR LAKE TITICACA DOUCHETITS LUV SHITTY DYKE FUCKING IN SACREMENT CROTCH PUSSYLICKER WETBACK BITCH SPANK THE MONKEY EPIDIDYMIS BOOBIES FUCKWIT GRIS FUCK ALF PEDOPHILIA SCROTUM INBRED ANAL JACKASS SHITFACE GRIS SCROTUM SHIT DAMMIT NAZI FUCK POLESMOKER MAMA MIA FRIG HADJI ANUSCAKE ASSHAT DUNE COON VAGINA FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS IN SACREMENT BOOBS WOP ASS [EXPLETIVE] BUGFUCK COCKSUCKER DOUCHE NAZI BUTTFUCKER RICK MORANIS BITCH POMMIE CUNNILINGUS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITFUCKER ORGASM FUCKSTAIN FUCKER SPUNK DOM DeLUISE ORGASM FUCK YOU MOZILLA FIREFOX GOD DAMMIT NIPPLES PENIS ON A STICK NIGNOG DICK FELCHING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BLISTERING BARNACLES ASSRAMMER SHITE BITCH PISSHOLE BITCH FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS IN SACREMENT INCEST ASSHOLE SLOPE AUTOFELLATIO SLOPE MONGOLIANS TITWANK CUNNILINGUS SHITBALLS MARCH OF FLAMES FUCKSTAIN TOSSER FUCKHEAD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCK A DUCK BASTARD FUCKWIT BLOWJOB WOODPECKERSHIT DAMNATION WANKSPLAT WINDOWS VISTA SHITBALLS ABO ORGASM HELL FUCK WINDOWS VISTA GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS COON JOHN SMILEY FACE BUGGER CUNTRAG BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BLUE PENIS! TITTYWANK FUCK WILLY WONKA SHITSLINGING HADJI POOPOO TITS BONER ASSHAT NAZI SHIT SON OF A BITCH TITTYWANK GOATSE SHITTY BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! WOP MASTURBATION SEX DYKE GOD DAMN DICK DICKWAD SUGARTITS SUGARTITS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU WOP FELCHING GOD DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN FUCKER FIRECROTCH SHITTY DOT HEAD DOUCHEBAG TOSSER ROSIE O'DONNELL MONKEY'S UNCLE MILF KRAUT DOUCHE NAZI TAFFY ROSIE O'DONNELL SHITFACE SHIT PIG BRITNEY SACRAMENTO BASTARD SHIT LIKE A HORSE BUTT PIRATE SHITSLINGING PRICK COCKSUCKER POTTYMOUTH CAMEL JOCKEY ASSFACE FRENCH TICKLER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FRITZ CHINK FLYING FUCK HELL FUCK YOU PUNANI FUCK YOU BULLSHIT ASSHOLE THONG TASTER BLUE PENIS! FRAK BUGFUCK COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK DILDO FRIG FU SPANG DIRTY SANCHEZ HORSE SHIT WANK MARGARET THATCHER ASSWIPE HEIL HITLER! SEMEN CUNT FENCE JUMPER RAPE MALARKY CHOAD KISSER SCUMBAG NIGGER AMERICA ONLINE NIGGER DUNE COON SHIT SHITHEAD JACKASS RAT'S ASS BOOBIES BULLCRAP TIT DIRT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST PORCH MONKEY O CANADA NECROPHILIA TESTICLE CHOKE RANDY TRAVIS PUSSY PIG FUCKING A YID SHITFACE RAT'S COCK CUNT BOB SAGET TITS & DICKS CHICKEN SHIT MOTHERFUCKER RUSKIE DIPSHIT 30 CASES OF PICKLES SUCK MY DICK CRAP ON A STICK TITWANK WANK BUTTFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CLEMEN FUCKHEAD FAG BALL SACK SHITTY GIVING HEAD PISS POOPY NIGGER TITS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS GOAT DICK CLEMEN SHUT UP, MEG! pen0r JOHNNY QUEEF FUCKFACE PISS TITS DOM DeLUISE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! GOBSHITE BUTT PIRATE FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKTARD BORDER HOPPER BUTTFUCKER CUNT FAG NIGGER Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BONER and with the JACK OFF and his LENS CRAFTERS of girraffes in which LUV while reading about CUNT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See DAGO also

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