Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or HENTAI neurochemical FUCK disorder NIGNOG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM, sudden DILDO m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASS or CUNT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKSTAIN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated WOODPECKERSHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may JUMPING JESUS!!! include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TITS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSFACE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MILF SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BUGFUCK utterFUCKance of socially NAZI objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first HELLFUCKER television programs to address COON Tourette's syndrome.

TUBA Tourette's is REDNECK not to be FUCKING A confused with BONER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves NIGGER random CUNT disorientation, culturally-DAMN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SOD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ROSES language, IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places GENITALIA HELL of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky MARGARET THATCHER souvenir shoppes and massive I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL quantities ASSCRACK of ANAL DIABETES GANGBANG garbage.

Darnit.

A CHICKEN FRIES Polite Note to the HO Author:

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The PIGFUCKER Tourette's FUCKTARD Research Institute was CC PLZ founded to ASSFACE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FLYING FUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your INJUN article DIPSHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DAGO I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FROG changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FRITZ.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about JUNGLE BUNNY Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of DAMN Tourrette's sufferers FUCKING JUMP! swear. You can DAMN IT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHIT TV, for always focusing on the WANK bad side of a terrible BUTTFUCKER thing.
  • The main SHITFACE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FRITZ involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DONKEY PUNCHER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PISS knee COCK NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is SHITE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SOD OFF cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ARSE school for BELLEND something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DICK sufferers to become I WILL KILL YOU! manically depressed and NIGGER commit BUKKAKE suicide.
  • There is no HELLFUCKER cure, and the BUTTFUCKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK tics often have adverse SUCK MY DICK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna JERK OFF perodol" which caused my entire SHITPISSER body to go LET'S SHIT numb and SON OF A BITCH basically made it NIGGA! worse than GOBSHITE it is without the BULLSHIT drug.

I am an active member of a WIENER tourette syndrome CHINK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASSFACE the FLYING RAT'S ASS public view of Tourettes as a "NAZI swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is WANK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FLAMING ASS BADGER sorry for JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST "hi-jacking" your GREASER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKER this that really PEDOPHILIA annoys me. I am working towards a DICKHEAD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this RAT'S ASS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SUCK COCKS IN HELL!, and making fun of a CLUSTER FUCK horrible disorder is (not) ARSE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TITWANK time.

Best DIPSHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “EXTRA LONG PENIS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIANENMEN SQUARE reply

As MINORITIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHIST MONK not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBETAN BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those SLITTY EYES countries. When showing GRASS MUD HORSE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GRASS MUD HORSE in countries INDIA HAS NUKES leadership, those problems does not VOTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHRISTIANITY byproduct of your BELGIUM capitalist society MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG!.

Li Chiang “GRASS MUD HORSE” Wen

P.S. DAMN Regards to Andrew BOOBS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

Mr. janitor

The CAMEL JOCKEY bastard who wrote this article. You can [expletive deleted] punch him if you BULLCRAP want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough I CAN AFFORD FOOD problems in this KU KLUX KLAN country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS remove this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PORCH MONKEY saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my TOWELHEAD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How MICK to BASTARD cure POLACK the FUCKBAG Tourette's RAT'S COCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PIECE OF SHIT for EPIDIDYMIS Tourette's FROG'S FAT ASS Syndrome CLEMEN is DAMN following ANAL these FEATURED rules DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! in MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! order:

  • 1: Avoid COCK immature FELCHMONKEY little BOOBIES kids,
  • 2: Count to BUTT PIRATE within PISS ARTIST 10 SHITFACEseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FIRECROTCH STEVE BALLMER GOD DAMN nor COLGATE talk,
  • 4: Tell RANDY TRAVIS yourself you KAFFIR don't DAMN have VAGINA this SHITTY disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BITCH WITH NASTY POLAK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DOG SHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

MONKEY SHIT DYKE JIZZ DOUCHE NAZI CLUSTER FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS JIZZ LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FROG'S FAT ASS JACK OFF

TAMPON IN MY ASS BUKKAKE GRINGO FUCK OFF ORGASM CRAPFUCKER NICARAGUA WIENER SCUMBUCKET HOT GRITS WOODPECKERSHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BULLCRAP ASS NECROPHILIA FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU ASSHOLE TIT DIRT BARBRA STREISAND SCROTUM DICKHEAD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSCRACK ASSHOLE GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKER DOUCHING YOU WANKER WANK SHITBALLS NAZI IT'S OVER 9000! PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE BOOBIES SHITE DICKHEAD DICKLICK RAPE PAKI RAGHEAD POOPOO CAMEL FUCKER FUCKTARD TACO SCROTUM PISS ARTIST CLIT BRITNEY Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SHIT AMERICA ONLINE PISS DOT HEAD SHUT UP, MEG! FUCK SHITTY BRITNEY BULLCRAP SPIC ASSHOLE SLOPE FUCKING ASS 666 SHIT FUCK YOU SHITSLIDE QUEEF VAGINA SHITSLIDE FUCKING A ORGASM SHITFUCKER HOMO ARFENHOUSE POLAK FUCKING WANK ASS CAMEL JOCKEY SHITPISSER JACKASS TAFFY ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BITCH CROTCH WETBACK DOG SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! STEVE BALLMER PIGFUCKER DUMBASS SAMUEL L. JACKSON PIG ALEX TREBEK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BULLSHIT DIPSHIT FUCKBAG NIPPLES PISS OFF FUCKWIT FLYING RAT'S ASS MORGAN TSVANGIRAI ASS CONDOMS BITCH YOU WANKER JIZZ BASTARD JIGGABOO JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST NIGNOG FUCKING BLISTERING BARNACLES DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA HENTAI MORGAN TSVANGIRAI CHINK GOD DAMMIT PEDOPHILIA INJUN ASSHAT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! RAT'S ASS WANKER DAMN POO POO BLOWJOB LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CUNTYMINTS CUNNILINGUS PISS SAMUEL L. JACKSON POLAK SHIT ASSWIPE MONKEY SHIT FUCKWIT KNOBJOCKEY O CANADA FRITZ FASHION BUG GO COUNT YOUR DICK HOMO LET'S SHIT HELL COON SHITCOCK INCEST SPUNK SPICY CUNT FUCK CHIGGER SHITHEAD CHOAD WILLY WONKA TACO FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD TRANNY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER I RAPE WALRUSES! DONGSHOVER NEGRO CUNT DICKWAD PISS OFF CUNTSWILLING MOCKIE KNOBJOCKEY BUGGER CUNNILINGUS COCKGOBLIN SON OF A BITCH PISS ARTIST SHITCUNTING TESTICLE CHOKE BUTTFUCKER RAT'S ASS DAMN IT SHITSLINGING FEWMETS CRAP DICKWAD MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITSLINGING I WILL END YOU! ANUSCAKE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CRACKER COMMUNIST DILDO SHITTY CHOAD DILDO PEEPEE SHITTY HELL PROLES MOTHERFUCKER FUCK FAGGOT GANGBANG FLYING RAT'S ASS WARNER MUSIC GROUP CUNNILINGUS FUCK A DUCK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS GOD DAMMIT FUDGEPACKER PISS UP MY ARSE FLYING RAT'S ASS CAMEL FUCKER JOHNNY PIG FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DAMMIT FLYING RAT'S ASS CLUSTER FUCK ORGASM SHIT GANGBANG SHITSLINGING OSTRICH MY ASS BUTT-HEAD FRENCH TICKLER BASTARD CLEMEN RUSKIE ASSHOLE SPANK THE MONKEY TITS ARSEBADGERS AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! BUKKAKE WANKSPLAT DICK CHICKEN HELL WIKIPEDIA CLUSTER FUCK 666 GRIS MR WINKLER IS GAY YOU WANKER GOATSE RUSKIE FUCKTARD EXTRA LONG PENIS FIST FUCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKBAG MOTHERFUCKER PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE JUNGLE BUNNY VAGINA SCUMBAG DAMN FUCK JERK OFF JUNGLE BUNNY SHITFUCKER HELL EPIDIDYMIS BUTTFUCKER SHITFACE SHITBALLS PICKANINNY GANGBANG PRICK SHITSLINGING MAMA MIA BARBRA STREISAND CUNT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SCUMBUCKET I LIKE BUSH EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BOOBIES JOHN SMILEY FACE POLACK FRED PHELPS GOD DAMN GARBAGE DAY! AY-AY-AY JUMPING JESUS!!! DAMN SAGGY TITS SPICY CUNT FUCK NEGRO PAKI KRAUT WALRUS SHIT NICARAGUA INBRED JACKASS SHIT FASHION BUG BITCH SHITE SPUNK COON GOD DAMN SUCK MY DICK FUCKTARD MACACA SHITCUNTING NIPPLES FAG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FLYING FUCK D'OH DAMN ROSIE O'DONNELL BITCH FUCKHEAD 666 HELL COCKSUCKER SHITSLINGING FROG'S FAT ASS BANGKOK PENIS ON A BUN PISSHOLE RAT'S ASS JESSE McCARTNEY CAMEL FUCKER FUCK NUGGET MOTHERFUCKER FELCHMONKEY BASTARD BULLSHIT ASSBANDIT DICKFACE YOU WANKER BANGKOK FAG PEARL NECKLACE SHITBALLS JERK OFF 666 FUCKHEAD SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SCROTUM DAMN DIPSHIT ROSES CUNNILINGUS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DAMN FUCK PRICK BALLS TITTIES CLUSTER FUCK TURD ARSE CC PLZ SHITCOCK PRICK BEAVER INCEST SEX PISS ARTIST PROLES JESSE McCARTNEY HELL ASSWIPE SHITE SHITE JUNGLE BUNNY YID I LIKE BUSH PORCH MONKEY MILF ART METAL PRODUCTS BIGNOSE DICKHEAD POOPOO INCEST DICKHEAD REBECCA BLACK BITCH JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKWIT SOD DIPSHIT CLUSTER FUCK CROTCH DIRTY SANCHEZ POMMIE HELL CHRISTHUMPER FUCKHEAD THIS IS SPARTA! SCROTUM DICK DICK POMMIE REDSKIN WANK BOLLOCKS NAZI BITCH HENTAI ASS FASCIST FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ROSES BALLS FUCK OFF TRANNY SACRAMENTO BULLSHIT BEAVER PEDOPHILIA CONDOMS RONNIE CORBETT CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM ROSES FUCK GRAPE PENIS CRAPFUCKER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SOD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI WIGGER FUCKFACE MOTHERFUCKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA KAFFIR GOD DAMN NEGRO PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM COCKGOBLIN JACK OFF MONKEY'S UNCLE CAMEL JOCKEY SCROTUM HELL GOD DAMMIT VAGINA NIGGER FRAK GARBAGE DAY! SCUMBUCKET WANK SCUMBAG SPICY CUNT FUCK HELL CAMEL FUCKER DOUCHETITS FASHION BUG PISS ARTIST DAMN LOGJAMMER SHITCUNTING GANGBANG BORDER HOPPER SHITE TRANNY HO FROG'S FAT ASS SNUFF PORN ASSHAT SHITFACE GREASER GOD DAMMIT DOG SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS BELLEND BULLSHIT KNOBJOCKEY DICKHEAD LET'S SHIT PEARL NECKLACE ASS DOUCHETITS GOAT DICK CUNTSWILLING SHITSKIN GOD DAMMIT PISS TITWANK GOD BLESS AMERICA FIRECROTCH TITWANK FUCK OFF SPUNK URINE-GARGLING BOOBS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CUNNILINGUS CUNT YID PISS OFF CUNT WOODPECKERSHIT SHIT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SPANK THE MONKEY DIRTY SANCHEZ DICKHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HAIL SATAN! HEIL HITLER! PISS ARTIST HADJI PIG RUSTY TROMBONE BALL SACK HITLER COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK SCROTUM FUCK COCKSHITTER DICKFACE DOUCHE ASSHOLE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DAMN BULLSHIT CLUSTER FUCK JIGGABOO FLYING FUCK FUCK HELL COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ASS LICKER CRACKER CRAPFUCKER BUGGER OFF ALEX TREBEK GOD DAMN PORCH MONKEY HORSE SHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ASSHAT CLEVELAND STEAMER ASS FASCIST YOGHURT CANNON POOPY ARSEBADGERS FLYING FUCK ASSCRACK CLIT DICK SEMEN SHIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! MARGARET THATCHER JOHNNY EMO PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DIPSHIT FEMADOM IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SPIC MILF ARSE GENITALIA YOGHURT CANNON LAKE TITICACA DIPSHIT ARSE SHITE DAMN IT BENCH PRESS HO SHAKOPEE YOU WANKER KAFFIR IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CHICKEN SHIT POLAK SON OF A BITCH POOPOO FAG BUGGER BIGNOSE VAGINA CRAP FUCK DONKEY DICK FUCKING HELL WIKIPEDIA HITLER TUBA D'OH PISS UP MY ARSE FUCK A DUCK SUCK A BIG DICK REDNECK ROSES NIGNOG TACO BELLEND AY-AY-AY SPANK THE MONKEY PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM I'LL RAPE YOU HAIL SATAN! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CLUSTER FUCK BANGKOK WARNER MUSIC GROUP YOU WANKER WIKIPEDIA FEWMETS SHIT GOD DAMN NEGRO GRINGO RAT'S ASS DICK TITS HELL MASTURBATION CUNT COMMUNIST DILDO MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive [Insert silly non-swear here] and with the JOHN ELWAY and his FROG of girraffes in which COMMUNIST DILDO while reading about CUNTYMINTS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! also

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