Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without I RAPE WALRUSES! comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a DAMN article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or INCEST neurochemical FUCK disorder CHRISTHUMPER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid I AM CORNHOLIO!, sudden NIGNOG m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements RAT'S COCK or DONALD RUMSFELD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated COCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may MOTHERFUCKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DICKFACE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SCUMBUCKET words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SHITTY words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS utterFUCKance of socially PEARL NECKLACE objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first JACKASS television programs to address WANKSPLAT Tourette's syndrome.

JIGGABOO Tourette's is IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! not to be VENEREAL DISEASE confused with SHITHEAD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TAMPON IN MY ASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCK A DUCK random CUNTBUCKET disorientation, culturally-FUCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SEX outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WANK language, BLISTERING BARNACLES and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places 30 CASES OF PICKLES CUNNILINGUS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky WIENER souvenir shoppes and massive CUNTING ASSCRACK quantities FUCK of ANAL DIABETES GOD DAMMIT garbage.

Darnit.

A RAT'S ASS Polite Note to the VAGINA Author:

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The TAMPONS Tourette's BOLLOCKS Research Institute was BOOBIES founded to CROTCH.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WOODPECKERSHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SPUNK article BITCH funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and VAGINA I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BITCH changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PUSSYLICKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about O CANADA Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of DICKFACE Tourrette's sufferers CUNTSWILLING swear. You can DAMN blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BULLSHIT TV, for always focusing on the FUCKSTAIN bad side of a terrible SHIT thing.
  • The main CAMEL FUCKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKWIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DIPSHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! knee ARSE NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DOUCHING school for DOUCHEBAG something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage RAPE sufferers to become DAMN manically depressed and BALLS commit BOLLOCKS suicide.
  • There is no TWAT cure, and the BULLCRAP drugs that are available to, "calm" the DOUCHE NAZI tics often have adverse ASSHOLE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CHICKEN SHIT perodol" which caused my entire DILDO body to go PISS numb and BRUSH MA TEETH basically made it NIGGA! worse than JESSE McCARTNEY it is without the BASTARD drug.

I am an active member of a NIPPLES tourette syndrome TITMOUSE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK the SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "TAMPON IN MY ASS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DAGO much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CUNT sorry for POLESMOKER "hi-jacking" your CRAP entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHITSLINGING this that really AY-AY-AY annoys me. I am working towards a BATHING SUIT AREA better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DYKE, and making fun of a PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS horrible disorder is (not) LAKE TITICACA funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHIT time.

Best 666 regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BUGGER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT RIOTS reply

As MEG Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TANK MAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an BUDDHIST MONK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of HUMAN RIGHTS degenerate capitalist culture in those INDIA HAS NUKES countries. When showing CHRISTIANITY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PANCHEN LAMA in countries 1984 leadership, those problems does not RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PORTUGAL byproduct of your RIGHTS capitalist society ELECTION.

Li Chiang “CAPITALISM” Wen

P.S. AY-AY-AY Regards to Andrew BLISTERING BARNACLES Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

Mr. janitor

The BUGGER OFF bastard who wrote this article. You can FEMADOM punch him if you DAMN want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass RHODESIA put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the VAGINA saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my DOODIE HEAD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How COCK to SHITFUCKER cure VAGINA the D'OH Tourette's DOG SHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment WETBACK for FUCKING Tourette's MOTHERFUCKER Syndrome NECROPHILIA is SHITTY following ASSHOLE these MOZILLA FIREFOX rules TIT DIRT in PUNANI order:

  • 1: Avoid PRICK immature JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE little DONKEY PUNCHER kids,
  • 2: Count to BUTT PIRATE within RICK MORANIS 10 BELLENDseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FRENCH TICKLER JOHNNY TUBA nor FUCKBAG talk,
  • 4: Tell BITCH yourself you BITCH don't CHICKEN SHIT have BELLEND this PEARL NECKLACE disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DONKEY PUNCHER WITH NASTY ANAL DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASSFACE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

CRACKER PUNANI TAMPONS I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE BONER INBRED PISS GOD DAMN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHIT

HO FUCKFACE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT PEARL NECKLACE JIZZ BITCH ASS DEVELOPERS! TITS FUCKHEAD MARGARET THATCHER FUCKHEAD SHITHEAD DONALD RUMSFELD BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU BOOBIES ANAL FAGGOT SHIT SLOPE PISS GOD DAMMIT NIGGER JERRY YOUR MOM GANGBANG WALRUS SHIT FELLATIO BITCH NIGNOG POLESMOKER DUMBASS BOLLOCKS 666 CUNT FOUR-EYES CHUCK NORRIS SHITFACE SHITCOCK LENS CRAFTERS BUTT PIRATE GO COUNT YOUR DICK PISSHOLE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CUNTYMINTS SHITE TUBA SPUNK ASS JAP [expletive deleted] TACO BORDER HOPPER ASSCRACK JOHN SMILEY FACE WHORE ASSCRACK ASSHOLE SMEG DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! AUTOFELLATIO BITCH All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy JOHNNY GOD DAMN NECROPHILIA DUNE COON SON OF A BITCH D'OH INBRED FUCKWIT PISS ARTIST ASSCRACK FUDGEPACKER PISS PENIS PASTURE FUCKSTAIN JOHNNY NIPPLES SHITFACE YID BOOBS BUGGER FUCKTARD BRITNEY PUSSY FUCKHEAD LENS CRAFTERS TIMBER NIGGER ASS PENIS MALL SANTA FUCKING JUMP! SHITFACE HADJI BUTT PIRATE BIGNOSE TWAT BITCH FUCK BALLS CHIGGER SEX SONNY BILL WILLIAMS O KURWA! NAZI RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN JAP BASTARD BIRD SHIT SHITHEAD SAGGY TITS SEX COMMUNION WAFER PENIS THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! FUCKING HELL HOLY DUMB FUCK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE PEARL NECKLACE FEWMETS BUTTFUCKER HELL CHUCK NORRIS NIGGER NIGGER DOUCHE CAPTAIN CRUNCH REDSKIN PISS ARTIST BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA TWISTY VAGINA BALL SACK FUCKING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCKTARD I RAPE WALRUSES! RAT'S COCK DOUCHEBAG CHICKEN SHIT SHITE FUCK TWAT ASSHOLE MOCKIE FUCKER DIPSHIT YID PISS OFF BUTT PIRATE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH RAT'S COCK WANKER VAGINA NICARAGUA SPIC FUCK OFF I RAPE WALRUSES! BELLEND GOD DAMMIT FLAMING ASS BADGER GOBSHITE BUTTFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S COCK BUKKAKE SHITFUCKER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS MILF CUNT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DAMN RAT'S ASS DAMN DICKHEAD HONKY BIRD SHIT BASTARD FUCK YOU TITTYWANK FUCKER LIMEY RAT'S COCK DOODIE HEAD RAT'S COCK JIGGABOO PISS ARTIST WANK PISSHOLE NI BUTT PIRATE TITTIES MOTHERFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MOCKIE ANUSCAKE NIGGER FAGGOT BONER SHITFACE [expletive deleted] FUCK OFF DICKFACE 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 BLOWJOB DICKWAD BITCH CUNTRAG pen0r BOOBS DOUCHE DAMMIT BUTTFUCKER MILF HELL CHIGGER GOD DAMMIT GOBSHITE LENS CRAFTERS FRIG MOCKIE BITCH LIMEY AY-AY-AY PISS ARTIST JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FENCE JUMPER PISS OFF FROG'S FAT ASS I'LL RAPE YOU JERRY BOLLOCKS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKBAG JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK AMERICA ONLINE NIGNOG WETBACK SEX DOUCHEBAG MY ANUS IS BLEEDING LOGJAMMER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS WETBACK FELCHING NIPPLES HONKY HADJI NIPPLES SHITHEAD CAMEL JOCKEY VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK OFF WANKER COCKSUCKER COCKSUCKER BIRD SHIT HELL DICKLICK BALLS CUNTRAG PUSSY WHORE PRICK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! JACKASS PUNANI BOON CUNT GOD DAMMIT FUCK PISS OFF POOPY JENKEM PIECE OF SHIT WOMEN'S RIGHTS RAGHEAD NIPPLES TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE WALRUS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER HORSE SHIT TITS & DICKS CHOAD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TITS TOSSER PECKERHEAD pen0r PISS FUCKING A BITCH HELL DAMN IT CHICKEN SHIT CC PLZ DEVELOPERS! SUCK A BIG DICK MARGARET THATCHER POLESMOKER GRINGO SEMEN DAMNATION FELLATIO RAT'S COCK WANK DYKE CHIGGER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON NIGGER TITS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DOUCHING FUCKING A GRUE RAPE FUCKHEAD OSTRICH MY ASS GREASER MILF YUKKY DOODY JAP FELCHMONKEY HO DELICIOUS CAKE EUROIPODS OH SHI– OSTRICH MY ASS FUCKER CRAP ASSHAT VENEREAL DISEASE DONGSHOVER RAT'S COCK SUITCASE PENIS BUGGER ASS FUCKWIT ASSHOLE WALRUS SHIT PISS UP MY ARSE FUCKFACE GOD DAMMIT GANGBANG RAT'S COCK KRAUT TURD TAMPONS HATE HATE HAT FEMADOM FUCKSTAIN DOUCHING DICKFACE FOUR-EYES DONKEY DICK DICKLICK WALRUS SHIT SHIT YID PEDOPHILIA ASSHOLE SPUNK BANGKOK I RAPE WALRUSES! PISS CUNT FRAK FENCE JUMPER BOOBS CHOAD FLAMING ASS BADGER AUTOFELLATIO SHIT FAGGOT PISS OFF INBRED RAT'S ASS WINDOWS VISTA ASSCRACK FRAK SHITE SUCK MY COCK JACKASS SHIT I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE DARTH VADER LAKE TITICACA DICK TITS [EXPLETIVE] SHITHEAD ASSRAPING FUCK NUGGET FLAMING ASS BADGER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DUMBASS O CANADA DOUCHEBAG I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! COMMUNION WAFER WANKSPLAT NORTH KOREA CROTCH FAG CUNTRAG FUDGEPACKER GOD DAMN FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE NECROPHILIA NIGGER SHITSLINGING CHOAD JENKEM DIPSHIT TIT DIRT CUNT [Insert swear here] FELCHING POLESMOKER ANUSCAKE WIENER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BUTT-HOLE SUCK MY DICK GOOK GYPSY CLIT FUCKING MOZILLA FIREFOX DICKFACE BOOBS GENITALIA AUTOFELLATIO POLAK MALL SANTA DYKE FUCK TRANNY NAZI ASSCRACK VAGINA CUNTRAG FRED PHELPS BELGIUM BARBRA STREISAND JACKASS SHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS NECROPHILIA LENS CRAFTERS ANUSCAKE GOD DAMN DAMMIT DAMN MACACA NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! ASS FEMADOM BITCH JIZZ BARBRA STREISAND ASSFACE PENIS DAMN FUCK WANK SMEG FUCKHEAD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUM BULLSHIT SHITTY FUCKTARD ANAL DIABETES PISS OFF MY ASS DOUCHE NAZI GENITALIA GANGBANG FRAK FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER I AM CORNHOLIO! TOWELHEAD MACACA REDSKIN JOHNNY DICKLICK KAFFIR EAT MY SHIT! VAGINA HOSER PORCUPINE'S BALLS DIPSHIT TOTAL SHIT ASSFACE GO HOME AND DIE BOOBS COCKSHITTER DOT HEAD DAMN ASS EPIDIDYMIS AUTOFELLATIO RUSTY TROMBONE NAZI FRAK SHITFUCKER SHITBALLS ASS FASCIST PEDOPHILIA JENKEM FUCK ABO BUGGER OFF IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FEMADOM WANK All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy TITS & DICKS SON OF A BITCH SHITE JENKEM PENIS ON A BUN RAT'S ASS DAMMIT JACKASS ASSHAT DAMN FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BITCH COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ASS DAMMIT ASSWIPE SHITE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DONKEY DICK TITTIES ALF GOBSHITE AUTOFELLATIO GOD DAMMIT BULLSHIT SUCK A BIG DICK DELICIOUS CAKE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BUGGER OFF JOHN SMILEY FACE CLUSTER FUCK GANGBANG DICK CUNT SUCK MY COCK BUGFUCK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT COON SHITSLINGING FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKLICK I AM CORNHOLIO! PISS POLAK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE MILF COCK BLOWJOB WANKER CONDOMS CLIT WHORE CUM BALLS ABO FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK CONDOMS FUDGEPACKER TOSSER BATHING SUIT AREA SHIT MICK DOUCHE FUCK OFF NECROPHILIA DAMMIT TOSSER BUTT PIRATE SHIT PASTURE FROG FUCKHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN GOBSHITE CRAPPY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITHEAD CAMEL JOCKEY PISS OFF SUCK MY DICK NECROPHILIA NIPPLES DOT HEAD COMMUNION WAFER PASTURE CUNT FUCKTARD BANGKOK TITS BLOWJOB DICKFACE GO HOME AND DIE CAPTAIN CRUNCH BELLEND Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCK and with the ANAL DIABETES and his DOUCHING of girraffes in which CHIGGER while reading about CRAPPY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE also

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