Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITSLINGING neurochemical FUCK disorder EMO characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid HITLER, sudden MILF m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITTY or CUNT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly RAPE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated WHORE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may POOPOO include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BASTARD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PEARL NECKLACE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat HO SHITPISSER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DOG FUCKER utterFUCKance of socially GOD DAMMIT objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SCROTUM television programs to address CHIGGER Tourette's syndrome.

GANGBANG Tourette's is JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE not to be BIRD SHIT confused with WANK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DICKWAD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHIT random CUNT disorientation, culturally-GOD DAMN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WOP outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! language, ASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places GOD DAMN CRAPFUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TWAT souvenir shoppes and massive CLIT quantities RAPE of ANAL DIABETES RECTUM RAIDER garbage.

Darnit.

A BASTARD Polite Note to the INCEST Author:

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The SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM Tourette's CAMEL JOCKEY Research Institute was SPUNK founded to ASSHOLE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have JERK OFF Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your INCEST article GENITALIA funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BUTTFUCKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or RAPE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKSTAIN.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about GANGBANG Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of CRACKER Tourrette's sufferers TRANNY swear. You can WARNER MUSIC GROUP blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FRITZ TV, for always focusing on the FUCK bad side of a terrible WOODPECKERSHIT thing.
  • The main FELCHING symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are WALRUS SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BITCH' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HAIL SATAN! knee PUSSY NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FUDGEPACKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BUGGER OFF cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASS school for FUCKSTAIN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DAMN sufferers to become HOSER manically depressed and ASS commit NIPPLES suicide.
  • There is no WANK cure, and the SONNY BILL WILLIAMS drugs that are available to, "calm" the REDSKIN tics often have adverse DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna HELLFIRE perodol" which caused my entire PEDOPHILIA body to go WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! numb and DONKEY DICK basically made it NIGGA! worse than FRED PHELPS it is without the WANKER drug.

I am an active member of a CHRISTHUMPER tourette syndrome CUNT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BEAVER the YUKKY DOODY public view of Tourettes as a "REDNECK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TESTICLE CHOKE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am TITMOUSE sorry for CUNT "hi-jacking" your BOON entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like YID this that really IT'S OVER 9000! annoys me. I am working towards a DONGSHOVER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DIRTY SANCHEZ article. Remember, everything here is meant to be EXTRA LONG PENIS, and making fun of a GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS horrible disorder is (not) RAT'S COCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKHEAD time.

Best WIENER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “YOU WANKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PRINCE PHILIP reply

As 1984 Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BELGIUM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FIREWALLS Westerners show is not an MINORITIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT MOVEMENT degenerate capitalist culture in those 1984 countries. When showing MELAMINE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FREEDOM OF SPEECH in countries TIBET leadership, those problems does not CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MELAMINE byproduct of your TANK MAN capitalist society TIBET.

Li Chiang “DALAI LAMA” Wen

P.S. CRACKER Regards to Andrew WINDOWS VISTA Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

Mr. janitor

The GOD DAMMIT bastard who wrote this article. You can SOD punch him if you FUCK want to.

As a CLEAN DRINKING WATER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough BRITAIN problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock LGBT RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “SALISBURY” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FROG saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my PISS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How BIGNOSE to FUCK cure FUCK the ASSHOLE Tourette's FELCHING Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CUNT for CHAV Tourette's COCK Syndrome RAT'S ASS is BITCH following WHORE these TURD rules LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS in HELL order:

  • 1: Avoid ABO immature ASS little JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST kids,
  • 2: Count to GOD DAMMIT within TITS & DICKS 10 LIMEYseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FAGGOT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FLYING FUCK nor IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD talk,
  • 4: Tell GOD DAMN yourself you CHOAD KISSER don't TIT SPRINKLES have MARGARET THATCHER this I'LL RAPE YOU disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WITH NASTY ASSFACE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DOODIE HEAD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

SPIC MOTHERFUCKER BOB SAGET ASSHAT CUNT PISS SCUMBAG BULLSHIT DOUCHE NAZI COON

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BUTT PIRATE PENIS DAMN FUCKTARD BLOWJOB GIVING HEAD FUCKING GOD DAMMIT SUCK MY COCK POTTYMOUTH WOP SHITBALLS BATHING SUIT AREA SHIT FUCK YOU DICKHEAD MASTURBATION INJUN CUNT VENEREAL DISEASE WILLY WONKA DAMN DICKLICK HOLY DUMB FUCK CHINK BULLSHIT HELL BALLS PENIS SHITE WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! CHIGGER TITS & DICKS SAND NIGGER TWAT MASTURBATION CUNT BALL SACK GOD DAMN AUTOFELLATIO FUCK CRAPMUNCHER ASSFACE FUCKSTAIN DAMN LET'S SHIT 666 DIPSHIT SHITSLINGING FUCKWIT BITCH FUCK OFF BLUE PENIS! JAP MAMA MIA CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE POLAK FUCKWIT CUNT CHING CHONG CHINK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CHAV BUGGER OFF PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SAGGY TITS CONDOMS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST HELL FUCK SHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES PAKI DOM DeLUISE DICKHEAD CARPET MUNCHER IN SACREMENT CAMEL JOCKEY VAGINA BRITNEY SOD OFF DICK pen0r SUCK MY COCK MARGARET THATCHER SCROTUM MOTHERFUCKER AY-AY-AY SHITHEAD BLUMPKIN CHUFF WHORE PEEPEE FELLATIO BIRD IN THE HOUSE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DOODIE HEAD PISSHOLE BITCH SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU BLOWJOB PISS PUNANI POOPOO CUNT LAPPER OSTRICH MY ASS TITWANK TWAT DAMN STRAWBERRY ASS SHIT FUCKTARD HELL ORGASM CUNT HELL PISS OFF MY ASS ASS POOPY DICKHEAD GOD DAMMIT KAFFIR SHITHEAD CUNT SHITFACE TURD LET'S SHIT PENISPENISPENIS!!! PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKER PENISFUCK TAMPONS SLOPE LENS CRAFTERS SHIT INBRED ARSE REBECCA BLACK FUCK YOU PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MOCKIE SON OF A BITCH SHITFUCKER BITCH POMMIE ASSHAT JUNGLE BUNNY DUMBASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BASTARD COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK POMMIE DICKLICK FUCKFACE TOSSER CRACKER WETBACK BLUMPKIN DICKHEAD BASTARD ANUSCAKE INJUN PENIS DIPSHIT RAGHEAD FLYING FUCK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DOT HEAD BALL SACK GOD DAMN BUGFUCK TESTICLE CHOKE MR WINKLER IS GAY JACKASS CHOAD HITLER PISS CHOAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GREASER YUKKY DOODY DUMBASS FUCK OFF SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BOLLOCKS FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD YOU WANKER FUDGEPACKER DAMMIT FUCK ASS ARSE DICKHEAD PISS ARTIST DICK CHICKEN ASS CUNTRAG SUGARTITS GOD DAMN DUMBASS DOODIE HEAD GRINGO JACKASS FUCKBAG DAMN FUCK A DUCK CROTCH GO HOME AND DIE FUCKFACE CHAV GANGBANG GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SHIT FLYING FUCK GANGBANG BIGNOSE SUCK A BIG DICK TRANNY BUGFUCK GO COUNT YOUR DICK TITS MASTURBATION DICKLICK ASSWIPE FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER CUNNILINGUS ASSHAT BELGIUM JERK OFF COCK FELCHING NIGGER PIG HOSER DICKLICK SHITFACE SHITHEAD DOG SHIT PEARL NECKLACE POWERSHIT FUCKSTAIN PEDOPHILIA FUCKER DOT HEAD VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKING A HELL GOATSE SHITFACE TITS & DICKS WIKIPEDIA FUCKING A BENCH PRESS DICK GOATSE HENTAI TITS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! 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FUCKFACE SPANK THE MONKEY DICK FELCHING DOT HEAD SHITFACE COCK WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! JOHN ELWAY PEEPEE BALLS SHAKOPEE DUMBASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PUSSYLICKER 666 FLYING FUCK FUCKING BALLS BUTTFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY JESSE McCARTNEY BITCH DAMN DOUCHING KNOBJOCKEY BALL SACK FUCK OFF PISS QUEEF BUKKAKE MALL SANTA ORGASM WIENER BEAVER FUCKSTAIN GOAT DICK BUTT PIRATE FUCKWIT RICK MORANIS HO TWAT DAMMIT PORCH MONKEY FUCKSTAIN WANK PISS OFF COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BITCH BLISTERING BARNACLES BELLEND QUEEF CHAV PIECE OF SHIT DAMN TOSSER ASSHOLE DAMN TITS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DOUCHEBAG FRITZ FELLATIO BUTT PIRATE COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink INCEST PAKI NEGRO FIST FUCK SCUMBAG I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FRIG MARGARET THATCHER ALF CROTCH CLUSTER FUCK YOUR MOM CONAN O'BRIAN IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK JERRY FAG BITCH NEOPETS CRAP CROTCH I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT LIKE A HORSE SHITHEAD HELL HONKY FUCK OFF FRIG SHITSLINGING BOOBIES INBRED GOD DAMMIT WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! PECKERHEAD MALL SANTA SOD FUCKWIT PEDOPHILIA JUSTIN BIEBER MARGARET THATCHER DOT HEAD FUCK GANGBANG FUCK YOU DAMN SUCK MY COCK SCROTUM HELL CLUSTER FUCK BRITNEY FAG MILF BORDER HOPPER ASSHAT FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT CLUSTER FUCK BUTTFUCKER FUCK NUGGET CUNNILINGUS DAGO FUCKWIT DAMN CUNT ASS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR TWAT ANAL LOLCAT 30 CASES OF PICKLES WIGGER BULLSHIT GOD DAMMIT POTTYMOUTH GOD BLESS AMERICA TWAT IN SACREMENT FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DOUCHEBAG CHOAD CUNT SLOPE TITS & DICKS NECROPHILIA JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITTY and with the 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT and his CHAV of girraffes in which 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 while reading about SHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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