Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without BASTARD comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a RUSTY TROMBONE article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DICKHEAD neurochemical FUCK disorder NIPPLES characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid QUEEF, sudden FUCKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKSTAIN or YID vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GARBAGE DAY! in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated NORTH KOREA way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITSLINGING include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FRAK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WOODPECKERSHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FELCHMONKEY words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BITCH utterFUCKance of socially FUCKSTAIN objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CHIGGER television programs to address PIG Tourette's syndrome.

GOD DAMN Tourette's is CHAV not to be PIGFUCKER confused with LIKE FATHER LIKE SON Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CRAPMUNCHER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FLYING RAT'S ASS random BUGGER OFF disorientation, culturally-SHITE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WANK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH language, PENISPENISPENIS!!! and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WIENER ASSWIPE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FELCHING souvenir shoppes and massive TITS quantities PISS UP MY ARSE of ANAL DIABETES DICKFACE garbage.

Darnit.

A CUNT Polite Note to the TIT DIRT Author:

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The ANUSCAKE Tourette's SCUMBAG Research Institute was BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA founded to HONKY.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have STRAWBERRY ASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SEX article MOZILLA FIREFOX funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FEMADOM I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or I WILL KILL YOU! changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance HONKY.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SEX Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD Tourrette's sufferers JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST swear. You can LIMEY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TV, for always focusing on the FUCKFACE bad side of a terrible TWISTY VAGINA thing.
  • The main ARSE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DONALD RUMSFELD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small COCKSMOKER knee SON OF A BITCH NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is DICKHEAD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BUGGER OFF cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DIPSHIT school for NIGGER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GRAPE PENIS sufferers to become DOUCHE manically depressed and DICKFACE commit PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT suicide.
  • There is no FLYING FUCK cure, and the DOT HEAD drugs that are available to, "calm" the CUNT tics often have adverse FUCK A DUCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna NIGGER perodol" which caused my entire FUCK body to go FUCK YOU numb and BITCH basically made it NIGGA! worse than I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT it is without the PEEPEE drug.

I am an active member of a DOG SHIT tourette syndrome NIGNOG association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FENCE JUMPER the TWAT public view of Tourettes as a "ASS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BOOBS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am JOHN SMILEY FACE sorry for CUNT "hi-jacking" your BITCH entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHITFUCKER this that really TITS & DICKS annoys me. I am working towards a FEWMETS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MOTHERFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PORCH MONKEY, and making fun of a INBRED horrible disorder is (not) QUEEF funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKTARD time.

Best DOUGHNUT PUNCHER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “COCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST reply

As CENSORSHIP Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MONASTERIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT PROTESTS Westerners show is not an FALUN GONG effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DISSIDENTS degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT PROTESTS countries. When showing PANCHEN LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT in countries CHINA IS CAPITALIST leadership, those problems does not RIGHT WING occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CENSORSHIP byproduct of your EUROIPODS capitalist society ELECTION.

Li Chiang “TIANENMEN SQUARE” Wen

P.S. GREASER Regards to Andrew BARBRA STREISAND Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean SALISBURY reply

Mr. janitor

The SHITE bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITCUNTING punch him if you DIPSHIT want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter LGBT RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

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Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WANK saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my TIMBER NIGGER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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How DAMN to SPANK THE MONKEY cure RANDY TRAVIS the JAP Tourette's WANK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BASTARD for NIGGER Tourette's SOD OFF Syndrome MONKEY BALLS is RAT'S ASS following PENIS ON A STICK these MONKEY SHIT rules SAND NIGGER in SCUMBUCKET order:

  • 1: Avoid RAT'S COCK immature COCKING FUCKBOROUGH little TWAT kids,
  • 2: Count to SHIT within PORCH MONKEY 10 CHOAD KISSERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your CLUSTER FUCK DUMBASS DICKWAD nor CUNTBUCKET talk,
  • 4: Tell GOD BLESS AMERICA yourself you PISS don't BUTT-FOR-BRAINS have HELL this FOUR-EYES disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PISS OFF MY ASS WITH NASTY NIGGER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITFACE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BUGGER OFF DICKFACE SPANK THE MONKEY CLEMEN GARBAGE DAY! SHIT CHING CHONG CHINK MALARKY POLAK BONG FELCHMONKEY SHITE MOTHERFUCKER FUCKBAG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SEX MACACA SUCK MY COCK JACKASS TWAT WIENER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DONKEY PUNCHER SEX MACACA SHITSLINGING PEARL NECKLACE DICK PUSSY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SMEG FUCK OFF ASSWIPE BONER SHIT TITS TAMPONS CANDY NIGGER JENKEM JUNGLE BUNNY LET'S SHIT SLOPE BRITNEY OSTRICH MY ASS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES INBRED SHITTY HOMO MOTHERFUCKER ARSE BASTARD ASSFACE LET'S SHIT BASTARD BUTTFUCKER CUNT CRAPPER DICKHEAD PUSSY REDNECK NIGGER BUTTFUCKER CHRISTHUMPER JACKASS SHIT ASSWIPE TITWANK SHITFACE DICKLICK FUCK NIPPLES PRICK SHITE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT CUNT SOD OFF GOATSE DOUCHING DIPSHIT BASTARD PAKI MOCKIE SPUNK Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITCOCK and with the REBECCA BLACK and his HOLY DUMB FUCK of girraffes in which DOM DeLUISE while reading about CLUSTER FUCK!!!!!!!!!

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