Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or LAKE TITICACA neurochemical FUCK disorder ASS FASCIST characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PENIS ON A STICK, sudden PRICK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JIGGABOO or IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly WARNER MUSIC GROUP in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated KRAUT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BONER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSHAT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA NIGGER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PISS ARTIST TAMPONS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CRAP ON A STICK utterFUCKance of socially FUCKFUCKFUCK objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHOOP DA WHOOP television programs to address CUM Tourette's syndrome.

SHITE Tourette's is DAMN not to be FUCKSTAIN confused with BASTARD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying INBRED chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JAP random PUSSYLICKER disorientation, culturally-SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PISS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MOLDY TITS language, TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WIKIPEDIA BUTTFUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TIMBER NIGGER souvenir shoppes and massive DOUCHETITS quantities COLGATE of ANAL DIABETES AUTOFELLATIO garbage.

Darnit.

A HELL Polite Note to the CHING CHONG CHINK Author:

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The POTTYMOUTH Tourette's JENKEM Research Institute was BITCH founded to WANK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITPISSER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BEANER article THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and NIGGER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BANGKOK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCK YOU.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about COCKSTUFFER Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of WANK Tourrette's sufferers DIPSHIT swear. You can BUGGER OFF blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SAGGY TITS TV, for always focusing on the FUCKBAG bad side of a terrible COLGATE thing.
  • The main BORDER HOPPER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'LENS CRAFTERS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASSRAPING knee JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is SHITE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKWIT school for FRAK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BLUMPKIN sufferers to become BALL SACK manically depressed and DUMBASS commit LET'S SHIT suicide.
  • There is no BONG cure, and the BOB SAGET drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITFACE tics often have adverse ASSWIPE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna GOOK perodol" which caused my entire PENIS body to go POLACK numb and BOB SAGET basically made it NIGGA! worse than LET'S SHIT it is without the SPIC drug.

I am an active member of a GOD DAMMIT tourette syndrome BUTTFUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DUMBASS the DAMN public view of Tourettes as a "FUCK YOU swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is RAT'S ASS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PIG sorry for FUCK "hi-jacking" your BITCH entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CRAPMUNCHER this that really PISS UP MY ARSE annoys me. I am working towards a PORCH MONKEY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FLYING FUCK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SEX, and making fun of a BALL SACK horrible disorder is (not) suck my mothers funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BITCH time.

Best BUTTFUCKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DIPSHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHIST MONK reply

As GRASS MUD HORSE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are NORTH KOREA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DALAI LAMA Westerners show is not an MINORITIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of WIKIPEDIA degenerate capitalist culture in those NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS countries. When showing TIBET right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust ELECTION in countries CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT leadership, those problems does not DALAI LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHIST MONK byproduct of your HUMAN RIGHTS capitalist society RIVER CRABS SUCK.

Li Chiang “GRASS MUD HORSE” Wen

P.S. SHITE Regards to Andrew GRIS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DON'T HAVE AIDS reply

Mr. janitor

The LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD bastard who wrote this article. You can BIG FOOT punch him if you COON want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article. We have enough I DON'T HAVE AIDS problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock UNITED KINGDOM offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this RHODESIA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CLEAN DRINKING WATER white?

Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MARGARET THATCHER saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my SEMEN intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How PIECE OF SHIT to WINDOWS VISTA cure SOD OFF the RUSTY TROMBONE Tourette's SHITFACE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK for BELGIUM Tourette's ASSHOLE Syndrome PENIS is FUCK OFF following MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE these CAMEL JOCKEY rules TWAT in SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? order:

  • 1: Avoid GOAT DICK immature ABO little ASS kids,
  • 2: Count to TWAT within OSTRICH MY ASS 10 KAFFIRseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your RAT'S COCK PISS PIG nor BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU talk,
  • 4: Tell LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS yourself you LOLCAT don't LIMEY have SUCK MY DICK this RAT'S ASS disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DAMN WITH NASTY SCROTUM DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PIGFUCKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

SHITSLINGING TIT DIRT BOOBIES DELICIOUS CAKE PRICK CRAPFUCKER HELL PEARL NECKLACE HELL SHIT

SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM JACK OFF MALARKY FEATURED DICK TITS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CLUSTER FUCK MARGARET THATCHER VAGINA DICK CHICKEN ASSFACE QUEEF All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy SHIT PISS ARTIST ORGASM WOODPECKERSHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS PENIS ON A STICK ASSHAT CUNTBUCKET WOMEN'S RIGHTS TIT DIRT DARTH VADER FUCK SHITE SMEG BASTARD THONG TASTER HOLY DUMB FUCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SEMEN ASSRAMMER CRAP FUCK YOU FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASS BALLS BULLCRAP BULLSHIT CRAPPY GOBSHITE WANK SHITE TITWANK HELL SON OF A BITCH WOMEN'S RIGHTS GREASER FUCKING ASS LICKER DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD FUCKTARD HELL SUCK MY DICK SEX FOUR-EYES SEMEN BALL SACK EMO SLOPE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE PISS OFF MASTURBATION POOPY PEDOPHILIA FREEDOM OF SPEECH NEOPETS DAMMIT BLOWJOB DIRTY SANCHEZ FROG DIPSHIT LIMEY SHITSLINGING CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKER PRICK FUCKING ASSWIPE ASS FUCKING A BONER FUCK DIPSHIT PENIS ON A STICK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! JACK OFF NECROPHILIA FLYING FUCK GIVING HEAD DELICIOUS CAKE HOLY DUMB FUCK VAGINA POWERSHIT FUCKFACE TURD PEDOPHILIA DICKFACE DICK CHICKEN ASSHOLE PEARL NECKLACE SOD BALL SACK WANKSPLAT SHIT JAP PISS ARTIST BOB SAGET TOTAL SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TIMBER NIGGER WANKSPLAT PUSSY SHITHEAD DICKFACE WANK RAPE FUCKFACE FUCKING A PISS OFF CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM CRAP AMERICA ONLINE CUNT ARSE TUBA STEVE BALLMER BRUSH MA TEETH NIPPLES FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH I'LL RAPE YOU POLAK CUNTBUCKET DAMNATION IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SPIC WARNER MUSIC GROUP ASSHOLE YOUR MOM SHITFUCKER CRAPPY KNOBJOCKEY KRAUT 4CHAN FAGGOT FUCK WANK ORGASM DILDO FUCK OFF DAMN FUCKING FELLATIO JOHNNY CHICKEN FRIES NECROPHILIA FUCK FLYING FUCK BULLSHIT FUCKING AMERICA ONLINE NIPPLES DICK IN A BOX CUNTING ASSCRACK BIGNOSE BOB SAGET SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKSTAIN SNUFF PORN PRICK FROG'S FAT ASS POLESMOKER MOTHERFUCKER DAMMIT FUCK OFF CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD TOWELHEAD FUCKING TITTYWANK CUNT CRAPPER RAPE SHITSLINGING AUTOFELLATIO TAFFY SHIT MAMA MIA QUEEF DOUCHETITS FLAMING ASS BADGER suck my mothers OH SHI– FUCK YOU COCKSUCKER SHIT TOTAL BLOWJOB SEMEN HENTAI TAMPON IN MY ASS GO COUNT YOUR DICK NECROPHILIA DAMN ANAL ASSHOLE DOUCHING YOUR MOM FELLATIO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS HOSER PIGFUCKER FUCKER FUCKSTAIN BIRD SHIT NORTH KOREA BUTTFUCKER DAMN NIGNOG FUCKHEAD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DIRTY SANCHEZ AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PISS DUMBASS PENISFUCK FUCK NUGGET FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE COLGATE ASSHOLE FUCKTARD CRAPPY BIRD IN THE HOUSE PAKI DICKLICK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DICK ART METAL PRODUCTS BOLLOCKS NIGGER TITS ASSHOLE BALL SACK CUNTBUCKET WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? TITWANK BASTARD PISSHOLE BULLSHIT PUNANI FUDGEPACKER CUNNILINGUS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK RAPE SOD DAMMIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHITE FUCKSTAIN Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SEX BOOBS FUCKTARD FUCK OFF HELL FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FASHION BUG CUNT KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 SHITCOCK YOU WANKER JUSTIN BIEBER GANGBANG DAMN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCK OFF BASTARD CLIT PENIS ON A STICK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST LET'S SHIT BALL SACK TWAT BITCH FUCKWIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BASTARD FUCKING I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! WANK FUCK MOTHERFUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY POWERSHIT BITCH WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUCK PRICK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! GIVING HEAD PEARL NECKLACE FLYING RAT'S ASS CROTCH BEANER CUNTBUCKET FUCKING RAPE FREEDOM OF SPEECH CUNT DUMBASS COCKSTUFFER TAFFY DAGO GOBSHITE BALL SACK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA GOBSHITE BALL SACK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DOG SHIT BOOBS DICKHEAD NICARAGUA MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITE BASTARD PAKI BITCH WIKIPEDIA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASS LICKER FALSE BENSON SHITSLINGING NAZI I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT RONNIE CORBETT HELL HOT GRITS JIZZ THONG TASTER WANK DAMN PENIS CHOAD CUNT CRAPFUCKER BALL SACK BIG FOOT TENTACLE RAPE NECROPHILIA FELCHING FUCKFUCKFUCK CAMEL FUCKER DAMNATION DOODIE HEAD BATHING SUIT AREA BUTT PIRATE POMMIE SOD SHIT BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKFUCKFUCK DILDO RAPE CUNTSWILLING TURD D'OH TIMBER NIGGER CRAPMUNCHER WIKIPEDIA ASSHAT SUITCASE PENIS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CUNNILINGUS BRITNEY FEWMETS RAPE I RAPE WALRUSES! MONKEY SHIT PENIS MASTURBATION GOD DAMN TWAT YID FUCKER SUCK A BIG DICK DOUCHEBAG FLYING RAT'S ASS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHITE BELLEND TOSSER FUCKING NECROPHILIA SON OF A BITCH BEANER ASSHAT TITTIES GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKHEAD FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK ARSE BUGGER OFF CUNT DOG FUCKER FUCKSTAIN SPICY CUNT FUCK YOU WANKER BULLSHIT CROTCH DOUCHEBAG ARSE FAG ASSCRACK CLUSTER FUCK FRENCH TICKLER FALSE BENSON WANKER CUNT CRAPPER FREEDOM OF SPEECH BITCH BORDER HOPPER SHITFUCKER KIKE HEAVEN NIGGER BUTT PIRATE SCUMBAG BEANER BATHING SUIT AREA FUCK YOU IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK I'LL RAPE YOU SHITHEAD POMMIE TWAT CANNED QUOTE MOTHERFUCKER DILDO DONKEY PUNCHER GOD DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN BONER PEEPEE QUEEF SUCK A BIG DICK FUCKING CUNT SEMEN HELLFIRE CLIT DILDO ASSHAT DICKHEAD FREEDOM OF SPEECH JAP CUNNILINGUS COCKSMOKER FUCKSTAIN DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKTARD SHITE ALEX TREBEK NECROPHILIA HITLER EMO ABO FUCKHEAD BASTARD RUSTY TROMBONE WIGGER DICKHEAD FENCE JUMPER DYKE BITCH PRICK DEVELOPERS! TITS & DICKS FENCE JUMPER DAMN DOUCHEBAG TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE TOSSER CRAP PEDOPHILIA DELICIOUS CAKE GO COUNT YOUR DICK DOG SHIT STRAWBERRY ASS HOSER SIGMUND FREUD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BONER SHITHEAD ASS FUCK FUCKSTAIN HORSE PENIS FAGGOT FELLATIO DAMN IT JUNGLE BUNNY BOLLOCKS BIRD IN THE HOUSE PRICK NAZI NIGGER BALLS INJUN WANK FEWMETS CUNT DOUCHE NAZI SPICY CUNT FUCK GRAPE PENIS FUCKHEAD JACKASS TRANNY FEWMETS FUCKING SHITFUCKER CONAN O'BRIAN FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DONKEY PUNCHER D'OH DICK CHICKEN LOLCAT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PRICK JACK OFF COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKER PAKI BASTARD BONG WETBACK PEEPEE O KURWA! All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ANUSCAKE GOAT DICK BALL SACK CRACKER I RAPE WALRUSES! GIVING HEAD CAMEL FUCKER KAFFIR SHITHEAD THONG TASTER CUM ASSFACE ASS MOTHERFUCKER ORGASM POO POO BLOWJOB COCKSUCKER DAMN HEAVEN BUTTFUCKER pen0r NIGGER JOHN ELWAY FLYING RAT'S ASS CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKHEAD RAT'S ASS POMMIE FUCKSTAIN ASSWIPE JACKASS DONKEY PUNCHER BRITNEY SPIC NEGRO BULLSHIT ARSEBADGERS DAGO NI FUCKER BULLCRAP MAMA MIA FRIG CUNT BULLSHIT SACRAMENTO DOG FUCKER ARSEBADGERS POLACK NORTH KOREA KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASS LICKER BONER FU SPANG HELL RAT'S ASS SHITTY NIGGER MONKEY SHIT FUCKING CRACKER DILDO ASSHAT DAMNATION RAPE DOUCHE YOU SUCK BALLS FLYING RAT'S ASS WANK CUNT CRAPPER ASSCRACK EXTRA LONG PENIS FLAMING ASS BADGER BITCH CHINK Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive KIKE and with the DAMN IT and his DAMN IT of girraffes in which WIENER while reading about WANKSPLAT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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