Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without SHITSLINGING comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a GARBAGE DAY! article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JIGGABOO neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCK OFF characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid POLESMOKER, sudden SON OF A BITCH m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ARSE or IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BLOWJOB in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCK OFF way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASSCRACK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JERRY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TUBA DARTH VADER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASS utterFUCKance of socially CLIT objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CHIGGER television programs to address INCEST Tourette's syndrome.

TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE Tourette's is MALL SANTA not to be CONDOMS confused with ARSEBADGERS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DUMBASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TITWANK random FUCKER disorientation, culturally-FUCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CHOAD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKING FUCKFUCKER language, AUTOFELLATIO and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places GIVING HEAD TITS & DICKS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BITCH souvenir shoppes and massive SACRAMENTO quantities GOD BLESS AMERICA of ANAL DIABETES MOTHERFUCKER garbage.

Darnit.

A CRACKER Polite Note to the CRAPPY Author:

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The FUCK OFF Tourette's 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT Research Institute was SCUMBAG founded to MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have COCKSUCKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your YOU WANKER article FRENCH TICKLER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CONDOMS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or GENITALIA changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASSFACE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BITCH Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of CAMEL JOCKEY Tourrette's sufferers RANDY TRAVIS swear. You can CHIGGER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame TOSSER TV, for always focusing on the CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST bad side of a terrible BOLLOCKS thing.
  • The main CRAPMUNCHER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are INBRED involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TITS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CUNTSWILLING knee CLIT NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is WANK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FELLATIO cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASS school for FUCKSTAIN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BUKKAKE sufferers to become JACKASS manically depressed and DICKFACE commit FROG suicide.
  • There is no [Insert swear here] cure, and the DICKHEAD drugs that are available to, "calm" the FOUR-EYES tics often have adverse DICKWAD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DICKHEAD perodol" which caused my entire TURD body to go CUNT numb and PRICK basically made it NIGGA! worse than SUCK A BIG DICK it is without the BANGKOK drug.

I am an active member of a MILF tourette syndrome SHUT UP, MEG! association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS the DIPSHIT public view of Tourettes as a "NIGNOG swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is THONG TASTER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WARNER MUSIC GROUP sorry for CHIGGER "hi-jacking" your CLEMEN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHUT UP, MEG! this that really DAMN annoys me. I am working towards a SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this POMMIE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP, and making fun of a CHOAD horrible disorder is (not) FASHION BUG funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SOD OFF time.

Best YUKKY DOODY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FLOWERS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CAPITALISM reply

As PANCHEN LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MINORITIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill UIGURS Westerners show is not an DEMOCRACY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of I LIKE BUSH degenerate capitalist culture in those GOOGLE countries. When showing FREEDOM OF SPEECH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIBETAN BUDDHISM in countries PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not 1984 occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DEMOCRACY byproduct of your PROXY SITES capitalist society STUDENT PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “TIANENMEN SQUARE” Wen

P.S. SOD Regards to Andrew JACKASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CECIL JOHN RHODES reply

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The LENS CRAFTERS bastard who wrote this article. You can DOUCHE punch him if you YOU WANKER want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter RHODESIA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CHOLERA IS FUN! article. We have enough UNITED KINGDOM problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock CLEAN DRINKING WATER offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with KU KLUX KLAN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?

Mpopo “CONDOMS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BUGGER OFF saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my NAZI intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How ASSWIPE to FRIG cure ASS the WIKIPEDIA Tourette's BUGGER OFF Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment TAFFY for CHICKEN SHIT Tourette's DAMMIT Syndrome INBRED is FENCE JUMPER following EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA these FLOWERS rules DICKHEAD in CUNT order:

  • 1: Avoid ASSWIPE immature ASSCRACK little BUTTFUCKER kids,
  • 2: Count to SHITCOCK within DOODIE HEAD 10 FRIGseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS NI FUCK NUGGET nor TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS talk,
  • 4: Tell CLIT yourself you SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? don't lowercase have SHIT this FUCKER disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK WITH NASTY FRITZ DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

BASTARD MALARKY DIPSHIT HADJI BOOBS COCKSHITTER TACO BUTT PIRATE BOOBS ANAL

FEWMETS BITCH TAFFY NIGNOG MILF SEX GIVING HEAD ASS GOD DAMN LET'S SHIT FLYING FUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! YOU WANKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCK ASS SHIT FUCKER FUCK SHITSKIN BEAVER WIENER FELLATIO I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BALLS COON BONG NIGNOG MILF SHITFUCKER HOMO BUKKAKE GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASSFACE CLUSTER FUCK FUCK YOU SHIT FEWMETS WALRUS SHIT FUCK CHUFF THONG TASTER PENISBIRD DICKLICK SHIT PISS ARTIST DOT HEAD [EXPLETIVE] COCK DEVELOPERS! SCROTUM LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FLYING FUCK FUCKTARD DOUCHETITS PISSHOLE SAGGY TITS REDNECK FUCK NUGGET WIENER DUMBASS TITMOUSE FUCK YOU [EXPLETIVE] BLUMPKIN CHIGGER BASTARD VAGINA MASTURBATION CRACKER ASS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS WIENER PISSHOLE PISS WETBACK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS INJUN MALARKY CONAN O'BRIAN PISS DOUCHING DYKE JOHN SMILEY FACE DOODIE HEAD FUCK CRAPMUNCHER DIPSHIT BUTTFUCKER DIPSHIT HONKY BITCH VAGINA CUNT NAZI YUKKY DOODY TESTICLE CHOKE WANK GOD DAMMIT PRICK TITTIES DAMN MOZILLA FIREFOX CUNT STEVE BALLMER FUCKING A GO COUNT YOUR DICK CONDOMS DIRTY SANCHEZ GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CONAN O'BRIAN BITCH DOUCHE DILDO FUCKFACE PEDOPHILIA DOUCHING NEGRO TOTAL HELLFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASS FUCKER BITCH WILLY WONKA DIPSHIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FEWMETS REDSKIN FEWMETS TITTIES HADJI WIKIPEDIA DEVELOPERS! CUNTRAG CHING CHONG CHINK FASHION BUG IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BOON HELL CANNED QUOTE PISS OFF GANGBANG FAG CHICKEN FRIES SCROTUM DIRTY SANCHEZ RUSTY TROMBONE DOG FUCKER PIECE OF SHIT JACKASS BITCH TOTAL WANK FROG'S FAT ASS RAT'S COCK WIENER GRAPE PENIS BASTARD RAGHEAD BITCH FELCHING COCKSUCKER HELL HOSER PUSSYLICKER ASSWIPE CUNNILINGUS DIRTY SANCHEZ HELL SLOPE TWAT CUNT SHITFUCKER WANK HELL WIGGER GYPSY JIGGABOO RICK MORANIS PISSHOLE GIVING HEAD SPIC AUTOFELLATIO GOD DAMN PAKI GOBSHITE ASSCRACK RAT'S ASS GOATSE DOUCHE FUCKING BENCH PRESS JOHNNY BITCH JUNGLE BUNNY POLACK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASS SHITE DIPSHIT FUCKING A POLAK ALEX TREBEK CHRISTHUMPER DAMN IT BUGGER BASTARD MICK BASTARD PISS OFF MY ASS NIGGER SHIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CUNTBUCKET FUCK SHIT CRACKER SHITE DAMMIT FUCKHEAD SHITE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES ASSHOLE PUSSY SHITTY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITFUCKER CHICKEN SHIT SNUFF PORN RUSTY TROMBONE AUTOFELLATIO YOU WANKER DUMBASS SCROTUM NIGGER ASSFACE POLACK ASSWIPE SHIT BOB SAGET WILLY WONKA BIRD SHIT DELICIOUS CAKE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BOOBIES BOYCOTT VIACOM! DAMN IT FUCK NUGGET TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITE FLOWERS CHICKEN SHIT MONKEY BALLS TITMOUSE HORSE SHIT MASTURBATION FUCK YOU DAMN WHORE HOMO BOOBIES WOP FAGGOT BUTT PIRATE ABO CLUSTER FUCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS WANKER ASSHOLE REDSKIN RAPE BUKKAKE FLYING FUCK WIENER BOOBS ANUSCAKE ASSBANDIT CHOAD KISSER FUCKWIT SCUMBAG CUM SAGGY TITS ASS SHIT BIRD SHIT FUCK A DUCK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DAMN SHAKOPEE BALLS MALL SANTA [expletive deleted] SMEG WOODPECKERSHIT CHUFF FUCK OFF [EXPLETIVE] FUCKFACE POLESMOKER YOU WANKER I'LL RAPE YOU SPICY CUNT FUCK WOODPECKERSHIT ASSCRACK CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST SAGGY TITS INCEST TIMBER NIGGER BRUSH MA TEETH RUSTY TROMBONE TIT SPRINKLES GOD DAMN AUTOFELLATIO HEIL HITLER! WOP [Insert silly non-swear here] DUMBASS FUCKSTAIN MY ANUS IS BLEEDING WHITE POWER ASSHAT FUCKER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! INBRED GOD DAMN SHITSKIN PISS SHITE FRIG BLOWJOB BLUMPKIN NICARAGUA DICKFACE 30 CASES OF PICKLES PIGFUCKER CUNT PISS OFF QUEEF JIGGABOO TWAT SHITHEAD FRIG SHIT DOUCHE TESTICLE CHOKE PUNANI [EXPLETIVE] PUNANI WANKSPLAT MASTURBATION DONGSHOVER SLOPE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! MARY WHITEHOUSE JOHNNY CRAPMUNCHER FUCKHEAD IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! POLACK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUCKWIT BOB SAGET ART METAL PRODUCTS CONDOMS FROG'S FAT ASS HELL ARSE NICARAGUA SHITE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ASSCRACK HELL TIMBER NIGGER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT JACKASS SHIT INBRED PENIS ON A STICK DICKFACE ORGASM SOD SCROTUM SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHIT SHITCUNTING O CANADA FUCK NUGGET NIGNOG NAZI FUCK SHIT WANK OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! DYKE PISS OFF JOHN ELWAY BUTTFUCKER CUNTSWILLING OH SHI– PISS OFF SLOPE CLEMEN BENCH PRESS ASSCRACK SHIT PORCH MONKEY GRINGO ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SOD OFF I'LL RAPE YOU WIENER MASTURBATION FUCK OFF CUNT FUCKHEAD DYKE URINE-GARGLING ARSE JOHN SMILEY FACE HOT GRITS ART METAL PRODUCTS JERRY SON OF A BITCH JACKASS SHIT PRICK JOHN SMILEY FACE MICK DILDO DUMBASS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? TENTACLE RAPE RAT'S COCK FUCKSTAIN DICK TITS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSHAT FUCKTARD ORGASM HOLY DUMB FUCK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FOUR-EYES FUCKING DAMN NICARAGUA CHUFF BOON GANGBANG PISS OFF BLUMPKIN FUCK NUGGET DAMN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ARSE DIPSHIT FUCKER DICK CHICKEN MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN INBRED NAZI HADJI JUSTIN BIEBER BOOBS FUCKSTAIN FRITZ JACK ABRAMOFF GENITALIA GENITALIA PRICK SHITPISSER BASTARD VAGINA HELL FUCK FRIG YOU WANKER FUCKWIT ASS PUNANI BASTARD RAPE GOOK CAMEL JOCKEY LAKE TITICACA CLIT SEX DICKHEAD SHIT CHUFF VAGINA HELLFUCKER WANK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME CUNNILINGUS DICKHEAD BUKKAKE RUSKIE ARSE FUCKER BOOBIES SHIT BULLSHIT PISSHOLE RAPE BOYCOTT VIACOM! ASSHOLE BENSON SUCKS FUCKHEAD BELGIUM BOLLOCKS ASSWIPE SHITFACE SON OF A BITCH SHIT BALL SACK BUKKAKE FLYING FUCK DAMN DICKLICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WALRUS SHIT ORGASM FUCK OFF COON CRAP ON A STICK SOD CHOAD KISSER TWAT SHITSLINGING JACK OFF CUNT LAPPER I'LL RAPE YOU NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink COCK DICK BITCH FUCKSTAIN JERK OFF ASS I'LL RAPE YOU CUNTRAG DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DOUCHEBAG FUCKING FUCKWIT PISS OFF MY ASS BUGGER OFF JERK OFF CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DAMN IT YOUR MOM SEX EMO TIMBER NIGGER GANGBANG CHIGGER SHITTY PISS OFF DELICIOUS CAKE ASSRAPING DONGSHOVER FELLATIO YOU WANKER DOUCHEBAG FUCKHEAD BITCH CROTCH TAMPONS PENISFUCK CONAN O'BRIAN DICKFACE FUCKING A BASTARD BLISTERING BARNACLES NIGGER INBRED FOUR-EYES FUCK A DUCK TACO SAGGY TITS FOUR-EYES IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WOP TWAT GOD DAMMIT CARPET MUNCHER DAGO SHITFACE FRENCH TICKLER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT I RAPE WALRUSES! HELL BASTARD POLESMOKER DAMMIT SHIT BUGGER GRUE RAPE AUTOFELLATIO FEWMETS BONER MOTHERFUCKER GENITALIA BITCH CUNT SIGMUND FREUD PIECE OF SHIT ROSIE O'DONNELL MOTHERFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO BULLSHIT COCKSUCKER LOGJAMMER BIGNOSE BITCH Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BOOBS and with the CUNNILINGUS and his ASSFACE of girraffes in which WANK while reading about POLESMOKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See ASSWIPE also

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