Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without FUCKING comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a TENTACLE RAPE article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or HI, BILLY MAYS HERE neurochemical FUCK disorder WOP characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid KNOBJOCKEY, sudden PISS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PRICK or CHIGGER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly KRAUT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CLUSTER FUCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSHOLE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TITTYWANK WHORE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DONALD RUMSFELD utterFUCKance of socially BEAVER objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK television programs to address WILLY WONKA Tourette's syndrome.

CLEVELAND STEAMER Tourette's is TOSSER not to be MICK confused with DICKLICK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SEMEN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves HELL random TWAT disorientation, culturally-ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth COMMUNIST DILDO outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKING A language, [Insert swear here] and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DILDO NORTH KOREA of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CHOAD souvenir shoppes and massive RECTUM RAIDER quantities MALARKY of ANAL DIABETES IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD garbage.

Darnit.

A JACKASS Polite Note to the EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA Author:

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The ASSFACE Tourette's DICK Research Institute was PENIS founded to AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS!.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CUNTBUCKET Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your WANK article HOSER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BANGKOK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MILF changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MARCH OF FLAMES.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CHIGGER Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of JACKASS Tourrette's sufferers ARSE swear. You can PEDOPHILIA blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASS TV, for always focusing on the SHITBALLS bad side of a terrible FELCHING thing.
  • The main DICK CHICKEN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'HEIL HITLER!' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small JERRY knee DILDO NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is CHIGGER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CAMEL FUCKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CLIT school for FRIG something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHIT sufferers to become DAMMIT manically depressed and BIRD SHIT commit ASS suicide.
  • There is no FUCKSTAIN cure, and the PISS drugs that are available to, "calm" the PISS ARTIST tics often have adverse HELL side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DOUCHING perodol" which caused my entire DAMMIT body to go ASS numb and DAMN basically made it NIGGA! worse than ART METAL PRODUCTS it is without the WIENER drug.

I am an active member of a PISS ARTIST tourette syndrome BONER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DICKLICK the BONER public view of Tourettes as a "TIMBER NIGGER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GOOK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am COON sorry for ASSHAT "hi-jacking" your HO entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like YOGHURT CANNON this that really FUCKER annoys me. I am working towards a CAMEL JOCKEY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this AAAAAAAAA! article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CRAPPY, and making fun of a SCUMBAG horrible disorder is (not) DYKE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your LIKE FATHER LIKE SON time.

Best ASSCRACK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BITCH” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY reply

As CAPITALISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GRASS MUD HORSE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIANENMEN SQUARE Westerners show is not an MONGOLIANS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS degenerate capitalist culture in those PANCHEN LAMA countries. When showing PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHT WING in countries POISON IN TOOTHPASTE leadership, those problems does not CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a I LIKE BUSH byproduct of your CAPITALISM capitalist society 1984.

Li Chiang “TIBET” Wen

P.S. DAMN Regards to Andrew WANK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

Mr. janitor

The WOP bastard who wrote this article. You can HAIL SATAN! punch him if you DOUCHETITS want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this UNITED KINGDOM article. We have enough CONDOMS problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MUGABE'S MOMMA put up with CONDOMS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “RHODESIA” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the REDNECK saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my SHITE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How COCK to JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST cure JUSTIN BIEBER the BALL SACK Tourette's ASSWIPE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE for BULLCRAP Tourette's GRAPE PENIS Syndrome SHIT is SEMEN following RONNIE CORBETT these PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS rules RICK MORANIS in KIKE order:

  • 1: Avoid CHING CHONG CHINK immature FUCKWIT little JACK ABRAMOFF kids,
  • 2: Count to BUGGER within DOG FUCKER 10 ARSEBADGERSseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your DILDO RUSKIE YOU WANKER nor PISS talk,
  • 4: Tell INJUN yourself you CUNT don't [expletive deleted] have YOGHURT CANNON this BALLS disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BIRD IN THE HOUSE WITH NASTY TRANNY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DUMBASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKING A RAT'S ASS SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? DAMMIT CUNT TOSSER PISSHOLE DICK IN A BOX

WALRUS SHIT SCUMBAG FUCK YOU FUCKSTAIN ASSRAPING DILDO ASSFACE TITS PISSHOLE GRAPE PENIS DAMN CLEMEN WOODPECKERSHIT PEEPEE SOD OFF FELLATIO ASSHOLE BELLEND MOTHERFUCKER CLIT MARCH OF FLAMES ORGASM PUSSY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSHAT MOTHERFUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHITFACE SUGARTITS I RAPE WALRUSES! BLESSED DAMN SAINT BITCH LET'S SHIT ASSHAT ORGASM CONAN O'BRIAN JIZZ SEX DICKFACE GREASER SHITFUCKER ANUSCAKE CAMEL JOCKEY MONKEY BALLS DILDO FUCKER BALL SACK NEGRO DUMBASS CHIGGER COCKSMOKER SHIT JUNGLE BUNNY CONSENSUS REDSKIN DUMBASS DAMNATION FLYING FUCK FUCKSTAIN FUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKTARD BITCH CLUSTER FUCK JAP YID FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKER CUNT WETBACK BASTARD COCKSHITTER CUNT INJUN BARBRA STREISAND NAZI PIGFUCKER PUNANI SHITHEAD Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCKER DAMN IT ASS SEMEN THIS IS SPARTA! PAKI MOTHERFUCKER TWISTY VAGINA MICK CUNT CRAPPER BULLSHIT ORGASM DAGO ASSWIPE POOPY DELICIOUS CAKE COCKSTUFFER ALF BITCH BONER ASS HADJI ASSFACE SHITSLINGING suck my mothers FROG'S FAT ASS YOU WANKER SCROTUM BLESSED DAMN SAINT O KURWA! CAMEL JOCKEY HAIL SATAN! BLOWJOB CHING CHONG CHINK CHICKEN FRIES COCK GOOK CHRISTHUMPER BULLSHIT AMERICA ONLINE BUTT PIRATE DAMN HOT GRITS ABO SHITTY PEDOPHILIA DICKFACE BULLSHIT SHITE ASS SHITTY VENEREAL DISEASE FLYING FUCK NAZI SHIT INBRED SCUMBAG RUSKIE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE TWAT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TOTAL THONG TASTER FROG'S FAT ASS DIPSHIT CUNT SAGGY TITS WANK COCK GOD DAMMIT SACRAMENTO TITMOUSE DAMN IT CLEMEN CUNT BOOBIES YOU WANKER LET'S SHIT FLYING FUCK DONKEY DICK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS TAFFY EPIDIDYMIS CUNT DONKEY DICK WANK RAT'S COCK ASS GOAT DICK FRIENDS INBRED PRICK COCKSTUFFER WANK SPANK THE MONKEY WOP BULLSHIT DONKEY PUNCHER MACACA DYKE SPUNK QUEEF JACK OFF HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS COON PENIS ON A STICK BITCH PECKERHEAD PIECE OF SHIT POLAK BUTT PIRATE DICK IN A BOX DILDO JACK OFF PIGS MIGHT FLY LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! QUEEF CHOAD FUCKSTAIN BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! MOTHERFUCKER BEANER SCUMBAG JERK OFF ORGASM BLESSED DAMN SAINT FUCKTARD SPIC BONER TITTYWANK FAG HORSE SHIT PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! JUSTIN BIEBER PENISFUCK BULLSHIT CUNT PEDOPHILIA PIGFUCKER HOT GRITS SUCK MY DICK RAT'S ASS BITCH FUCK NUGGET FUCK ASSFACE 30 CASES OF PICKLES COCK JUNGLE BUNNY SHITPISSER CRAPMUNCHER SHIT DAMN BOOBS PORCH MONKEY [Insert stupid word you just made up here] HELL HELL WANK WANK CLUSTER FUCK HAIL SATAN! CUNTSWILLING JACKASS DOUCHING FUCKSTAIN PUSSY WALRUS SHIT BIGNOSE GRINGO FUCKHEAD HELL BOOBIES FELCHING NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASSWIPE SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASS PIECE OF SHIT CHINK FUCKING KNOBJOCKEY DAMN IT [expletive deleted] O KURWA! MASTURBATION NIPPLES BONER SHITSLINGING HELLFIRE WOP SCUMBAG SHIT EPIDIDYMIS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCKWIT ALEX TREBEK FROG'S FAT ASS JACKASS SHIT ASS FUCKER KNOBJOCKEY SLOPE INJUN CRAP ON A STICK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ASS BANGKOK DAMN DOUCHING DIRTY SANCHEZ COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT URINE-GARGLING BOOBIES INBRED GOD DAMMIT MOLDY TITS HELL FUCKING TWISTY VAGINA TITS & DICKS MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN TOWELHEAD INCEST WALRUS SHIT HO FUCKWIT DOUCHE NAZI JACK OFF RUSTY TROMBONE SHITCOCK BLOWJOB [expletive deleted] SHITFUCKER RONNIE CORBETT CLIT SHITFACE ALF CHOAD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS VAGINA SHITFACE HELL BUTTFUCKER POLESMOKER MOCKIE CONSENSUS ASSCRACK REDSKIN TAMPONS BRITNEY SPIC CUM DUMBASS MONKEY SHIT ANAL BLUE PENIS! BALL SACK TOWELHEAD SHITTY POMMIE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CRAP BENSON SUCKS DIPSHIT BASTARD FUCK ASSFACE DOUCHE COCK MONKEY BALLS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DIPSHIT SHIT WANK CLEVELAND STEAMER TITTIES MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! TRANNY POO POO BLOWJOB TENTACLE RAPE SON OF A BITCH DIPSHIT CUNNILINGUS BITCH FUCKER DAMN FUCKFACE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? GOAT DICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BIGNOSE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ASSHOLE BULLCRAP BITCH RAT'S COCK FUCKSTAIN SHITE BENCH PRESS PISS ARTIST [EXPLETIVE] FOUR-EYES FEMADOM WANK JERK OFF BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA RAT'S COCK TIT DIRT TRANNY COON CHENEY COCK CUNT CRAPPER SHITCUNTING BELLEND CUNTRAG FUCKHEAD WANK BASTARD COCKSUCKER WANKER FUCKHEAD BUTTFUCKER YOU WANKER SPIC BUKKAKE FUCKHEAD FUCKBAG ASS TWAT ASSFACE BUGFUCK DEVELOPERS! SHITFACE TITS FUCKTARD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DONKEY PUNCHER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES HITLER MICK YOU WANKER SPUNK CHOAD KISSER HOMO SEX GOD DAMN DIPSHIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHITCOCK SCUMBAG FUCKTARD KNOBJOCKEY INCEST MONKEY SHIT YOU WANKER FUCKFACE SHIT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP EMO RAT'S ASS FUCK SEX ANUSCAKE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CUNTYMINTS YOU WANKER BULLCRAP TACO SHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASSFACE SHITPISSER SHITFUCKER PISS FUDGEPACKER WOODPECKERSHIT RONNIE CORBETT GENITALIA BITCH STRAWBERRY ASS PENIS TAMPONS COCK BEAVER FUCK OFF CHAV SHIT JACKASS KNOBJOCKEY GIVING HEAD PEDOPHILIA FUCKER ASS CHAV FUCKTARD CUNNILINGUS PISS PRICK DOUCHE RAT'S ASS BITCH FENCE JUMPER BLOWJOB FELLATIO ASSCRACK FUCK ANUSCAKE FROG CUNNILINGUS VAGINA HADJI BIG FOOT SHITE WIENER ABO DICK HELL SHITFACE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT POMMIE FUCKING GRAPE PENIS SHITSLINGING GOBSHITE BEAVER INCEST GOD DAMMIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TWAT ARSE WANK CROTCH FUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SCUMBAG GOBSHITE WANK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCK YOU SHUT UP, MEG! SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CHING CHONG CHINK CC PLZ BONG NI LIMEY BLOWJOB FUCKHEAD PUNANI FRIENDS BALLS COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink JIGGABOO OSTRICH MY ASS CUM MILF URINE-GARGLING FUCKFACE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI COMMUNIST DILDO FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS ARSE TITTIES WALRUS SHIT BELLEND WILLY WONKA INBRED HELL SHITTY PEARL NECKLACE WIENER PISS ARTIST DAMN JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE RAT'S COCK ASSCRACK BITCH SHITTY HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FRED PHELPS SHITE URINE-GARGLING TITMOUSE DIPSHIT VENEREAL DISEASE NIPPLES HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN CAMEL JOCKEY PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! NIPPLES PEDOPHILIA PUSSY INBRED CRAPPY DAMN IT SUITCASE PENIS DOUCHE WHITE POWER ASS PISS AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU NORTH KOREA SUCK MY COCK SHITFACE SHITTY ASSHOLE BATHING SUIT AREA BORDER HOPPER RUSKIE ARSE BONG TRANNY CUNNILINGUS SHITE JUSTIN BIEBER BELGIUM Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCK FUCK SCUMBUCKET PAKI CROTCH FASHION BUG FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER BITCH FUCKSTAIN JIZZ RAT'S COCK TWAT PISS FOUR-EYES Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive WIGGER and with the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS and his NIGGER of girraffes in which DIPSHIT while reading about BLOWJOB!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL also

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