Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without FENCE JUMPER comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a FLYING RAT'S ASS article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FLYING RAT'S ASS neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITHEAD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SCRATCH! GROUNDER!, sudden FEMADOM m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SPICY CUNT FUCK or SON OF A BITCH vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DICKHEAD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASSHOLE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITBALLS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken INBRED by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BITCH words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKER ASSWANKING FAILURE! words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT utterFUCKance of socially CLUSTER FUCK objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BUTTFUCKER television programs to address CUNT Tourette's syndrome.

BOOBS Tourette's is ASSFACE not to be SCUMBAG confused with ARSEBADGERS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PAKI chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DOUCHETITS random SHAKOPEE disorientation, culturally-TURD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASS FASCIST outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PISS OFF language, SEX and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places NIGGER FLYING RAT'S ASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky AMERICA'S GREAT! souvenir shoppes and massive TITS quantities FUCKBAG of ANAL DIABETES GENITALIA garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITTY Polite Note to the CUNT Author:

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The COCKGOBLIN Tourette's CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR Research Institute was DOG FUCKER founded to SHITFACE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKWIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your YUKKY DOODY article TENTACLE RAPE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PENISBIRD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or VENEREAL DISEASE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance O CANADA.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about GENITALIA Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of YOU WANKER Tourrette's sufferers PRICK swear. You can FLYING FUCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame RAGHEAD TV, for always focusing on the Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! bad side of a terrible BALL SACK thing.
  • The main RECTUM RAIDER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHAKOPEE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'HONKY' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITTY knee BUGFUCK NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DAMN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DAMN school for EPIDIDYMIS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TENTACLE RAPE sufferers to become GOD DAMN manically depressed and FUCKSTAIN commit SEX suicide.
  • There is no GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS cure, and the DYKE drugs that are available to, "calm" the CLUSTER FUCK tics often have adverse NIGGER TITS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna GOOK perodol" which caused my entire SHITTY body to go PIG numb and NIGGER basically made it NIGGA! worse than DICKFACE it is without the CARPET MUNCHER drug.

I am an active member of a NEGRO tourette syndrome ASSHOLE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BIRD IN THE HOUSE the DONKEY PUNCHER public view of Tourettes as a "FRITZ swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CHRISTHUMPER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CLIT sorry for QUEEF "hi-jacking" your MICK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PORCH MONKEY this that really AMERICA ONLINE annoys me. I am working towards a VENEREAL DISEASE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DAMN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ART METAL PRODUCTS, and making fun of a VENEREAL DISEASE horrible disorder is (not) WIENER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FELCHING time.

Best I'LL RAPE YOU regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CHRISTHUMPER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TAIWAN reply

As PROXY SITES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHT WING not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS Westerners show is not an DISSIDENTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FALUN GONG degenerate capitalist culture in those MONGOLIANS countries. When showing BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS in countries RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not PRINCE PHILIP occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MINORITIES byproduct of your POISON IN TOOTHPASTE capitalist society IN COMMUNIST CHINA, EXPLETIVE SHOUTS YOU!!.

Li Chiang “TIBET” Wen

P.S. TWO-INCH PENIS Regards to Andrew SCRATCH! GROUNDER! Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean LGBT RIGHTS reply

Mr. janitor

The SHITSLINGING bastard who wrote this article. You can WOODPECKERSHIT punch him if you CUNTING ASSCRACK want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this CECIL JOHN RHODES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with CLEAN DRINKING WATER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FAG saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my ART METAL PRODUCTS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How JAP to BASTARD cure BUTT-HEAD the DAMN IT Tourette's JACK OFF Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BELLEND for ASSHOLE Tourette's BLUMPKIN Syndrome POLESMOKER is FEMADOM following BUGGER these TITS & DICKS rules AMERICA ONLINE in ANUSCAKE order:

  • 1: Avoid RAT'S COCK immature CUNT little SHITCUNTING kids,
  • 2: Count to PENIS within I'LL RAPE YOU 10 I'LL RAPE YOUseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your DICKFACE SHITTY FEMADOM nor BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA talk,
  • 4: Tell SOD yourself you HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS don't NIGGER have SUGARTITS this ASSFACE disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JOHNNY WITH NASTY I WILL END YOU! DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CARPET MUNCHER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

SCRATCH! GROUNDER! I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHITBALLS CLUSTER FUCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITE INBRED KNOBJOCKEY POWERSHIT CRAPFUCKER

DAMN FUCKHEAD DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCK DOUCHE PEEPEE WOP POWERSHIT RAT'S COCK BASTARD ARSE PIG ARSE PISS DAMN IT FAGGOT MASTURBATION BULLSHIT OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH OSTRICH MY ASS DOUCHING DUNE COON SEX FUCKSTAIN NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK BELGIUM FUCKHEAD POLACK BASTARD CUNT HELL SHITTY DAMN SEX TITS SHITFACE AMERICA'S GREAT! BULLSHIT BATHING SUIT AREA HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FIRECROTCH MOZILLA FIREFOX BULLSHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TOWELHEAD WIENER ANUSCAKE DOG SHIT LICK PUSSY COON CHICKEN SHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! JACK OFF NICARAGUA [EXPLETIVE] FUCK OFF Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DUMBASS BIRD IN THE HOUSE HOLY DUMB FUCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD REBECCA BLACK GOD DAMN LIMEY ASS PASTURE MOTHERFUCKER ORGASM SEX CHINK KIKE HELL FUCKSTAIN DAMN HEIL HITLER! DAGO ASS WIENER SHITTY DAMN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DAMN PEEPEE SOD ANAL DIABETES DICK CHICKEN PRICK FUCKING FELLATIO BLUE PENIS! HORSE SHIT AMERICA ONLINE SHITFUCKER FUCKWIT STEVE BALLMER DOODIE HEAD FUCK OFF TWO-INCH PENIS PISS OFF SHITTY DIPSHIT KIKE SHITCOCK FUCKHEAD GIVING HEAD SHITTY FUCKWIT DICKHEAD COCKSHITTER FUCKFACE BLUE PENIS! ASSFACE BANGKOK FELCHING WANK D'OH HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BLISTERING BARNACLES JACKASS CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKWIT DAMMIT SHITFACE FUCKSTAIN INJUN I'LL RAPE YOU ASSHAT FUCKWIT MASTURBATION SHITHEAD O CANADA BONER PEDOPHILIA DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CUM FUCKTARD ANUSCAKE MAMA MIA TWAT BRITNEY DOG SHIT HOMO FAG FUCKER PISS UP MY ARSE POTTYMOUTH PECKERHEAD WANK ROSIE O'DONNELL GOD BLESS AMERICA NECROPHILIA TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CUNT SPUNK BULLSHIT COCKSMOKER SHIT RAGHEAD FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER ART METAL PRODUCTS YOUR MOM FUCKWIT PENIS ON A STICK POLAK SON OF A BITCH SPANK THE MONKEY SHIT FUCKER MONKEY'S UNCLE GIVING HEAD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE LIMEY I'LL RAPE YOU BARBRA STREISAND FUCKWIT CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCKER TITS ASSHOLE D'OH I WILL KILL YOU! DOUCHEBAG SUGARTITS DUNE COON MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! GENITALIA BIRD SHIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE DICK CHICKEN CHOAD BITCH DONALD RUMSFELD DOUCHEBAG DOUCHE SCROTUM INBRED POLESMOKER DARTH VADER VAGINA GOD DAMN FUCK YOU INCEST ANAL DIABETES TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE YID JIZZ JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CHOLERA IS FUN! MARGARET THATCHER DICKLICK FUCKSTAIN BEANER BORDER HOPPER EMO FUCKWIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! JAP NIGGER TITS CUNTBUCKET DOUCHE INBRED DAMMIT DICK CHICKEN FUCKING FUCKING A HITLER SACRAMENTO MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHETITS FLAMING ASS BADGER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BULLSHIT PEARL NECKLACE COCKSUCKER CAMEL FUCKER FUCKING POLAK FRAK CHINK DONKEY PUNCHER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SON OF A BITCH BUKKAKE CLIT TITS EXTRA LONG PENIS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BEANER PIECE OF SHIT RAT'S ASS JAP BUNG-HOLE ASSHAT CRAP ASSWIPE SEX CRAPMUNCHER CAMEL FUCKER INBRED FUCKHEAD ASSHAT HATE HATE HAT OH SHI– CUNT LAPPER FEMADOM SAND NIGGER FUCK HELL TIT SPRINKLES INBRED PIGFUCKER CUNT FUCK SMEG HEIL HITLER! FUCK WANK ANUSCAKE TITS PISS JUNGLE BUNNY NAZI SHITSLINGING PEARL NECKLACE BULLSHIT BENCH PRESS SHITSLIDE FUCKSTAIN RAPE SHITFUCKER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SEMEN MOTHERFUCKER TITTYWANK PISS PUNANI LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CHAV YOUR MOM DAMN TOSSER HOT GRITS PUSSY SON OF A BITCH PORCH MONKEY COCKSMOKER PISS BUGGER OFF FUCK WANKER SHITSLINGING ASSWIPE DUMBASS HEIL HITLER! FUCKING PISS FUCKTARD QUEEF I'LL RAPE YOU COCK TAFFY MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT GOAT DICK NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK DICKHEAD suck my mothers SMEG BITCH NAZI JIZZ FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy FUCKING A GYPSY CLUSTER FUCK DYKE FELCHING FRENCH TICKLER DICK FUDGEPACKER GOD DAMMIT GIVING HEAD COCKSUCKER ASSHOLE ASSHOLE DIPSHIT CRAPMUNCHER GOD DAMN PISS CUNT PAKI MONKEY SHIT YOUR MOM TWISTY VAGINA PIG VAGINA GO COUNT YOUR DICK KRAUT WARNER MUSIC GROUP SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SCRATCH! GROUNDER! TONY LA RUSSA FUCKWIT PISS FUCKING A CUNT ASSHAT HELL I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BIRD SHIT COCK JOHNNY PENIS FOUR-EYES QUEEF RECTUM RAIDER HEIL HITLER! DICKLICK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! WANK FUCKFACE GYPSY GRUE RAPE PISS ARTIST BOOBIES BUTTFUCKER ASSWIPE BUKKAKE SPUNK CRAPFUCKER CHIGGER FOUR-EYES PIGFUCKER FUCKHEAD PASTURE RAGHEAD LAKE TITICACA FUCK SHITHEAD CUNT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BEAVER FELCHING CUNTING ASSCRACK WANK TOTAL PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM ASS FASCIST MALARKY MALARKY CUNTBUCKET DAMMIT NECROPHILIA ASS YOGHURT CANNON SEX FUCKWIT FOUR-EYES GRAPE PENIS FUCKER CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKTARD JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST INBRED BALLS HELL PISS ARTIST ARSE FLYING RAT'S ASS FELCHING SHITTY PUSSY PISS STEVE BALLMER CUNTING ASSCRACK TOSSER CHOLERA IS FUN! LENS CRAFTERS HELL WOODPECKERSHIT WOP SHITSLINGING CAMEL JOCKEY BLOWJOB FUCK OFF DUMBASS POMMIE PRICK ASSWIPE FUCKSTAIN BLUMPKIN JACKASS SHIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE NAZI TOWELHEAD EMO BOLLOCKS TOTAL PISS OFF SACRAMENTO FUCKER REDSKIN FUCK SHITCUNTING FUCKING DICK CHICKEN STRAWBERRY ASS BUTTFUCKER PORCH MONKEY PENIS ON A STICK DICK TITS TOSSER DOODIE HEAD FUCKWIT INBRED WANK SPICY CUNT FUCK BASTARD PISS OFF BITCH FUCK CRAPMUNCHER PASTURE BITCH GIVING HEAD PORCH MONKEY FUCK OFF DIPSHIT DICKHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU WHORE FELLATIO PICKANINNY PUSSYLICKER REBECCA BLACK ANUSCAKE PISS CUNNILINGUS GOD DAMN CONDOMS CHRISTHUMPER INBRED DOG SHIT FUCKHEAD SCUMBAG RAGHEAD PISS UP MY ARSE FUCK A DUCK ASSCRACK ASSHAT DUMBASS KRAUT INCEST ASSHAT PASTURE FUCK GENITALIA SCUMBUCKET CUNT BASTARD DILDO SHITFUCKER SMEG JENKEM GENITALIA WIKIPEDIA ANAL CUNTYMINTS RUSKIE MOTHERFUCKER PIG COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink EPIDIDYMIS SACRAMENTO ASSBANDIT suck my mothers DICKHEAD SHIT I WILL KILL YOU! FIST FUCK TWAT DICKHEAD WANK DICKHEAD WANKER HELL CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM SHITTY GENITALIA RAT'S ASS CONDOMS GIVING HEAD FAG PISS OFF MY ASS O KURWA! PASTURE PEDOPHILIA PENIS SHITSLINGING YOGHURT CANNON MOTHERFUCKER TACO PISS ASSHAT BITCH FRENCH TICKLER CHOAD YOU WANKER FAG SUGARTITS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SACRAMENTO FUCKTARD GOD DAMMIT MOZILLA FIREFOX CROTCH FUCKSTAIN PISS OFF MY ASS SNUFF PORN NAZI PUNANI FUCKWIT FUCKHEAD BLUMPKIN SON OF A BITCH NEGRO CUNTING ASSCRACK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FUCK SHIT COCKSUCKER GOD BLESS AMERICA BIGNOSE FEMADOM SHITCOCK WANK DOUCHING FRIG DOM DeLUISE FUCKER FUCKBAG YID CUNT SAND NIGGER JACKASS CUNTBUCKET ARSE GOD DAMN GOD DAMN DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DAMNATION BOOBS CRAP CHICKEN SHIT NIGGER TITS PISSHOLE Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BRUSH MA TEETH and with the BRUSH MA TEETH and his HELL of girraffes in which GREASER while reading about SHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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