Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DAMN neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKSTAIN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BIBLE BASHER, sudden DOG SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHIT or DOUGHNUT PUNCHER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GENITALIA in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PISS ARTIST way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SPIC include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken STEVE BALLMER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WETBACK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat HONKY CLEMEN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous RAT'S ASS utterFUCKance of socially ARFENHOUSE objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BUNG-HOLE television programs to address GOD DAMMIT Tourette's syndrome.

INBRED Tourette's is YOU WANKER not to be HELL confused with CUNT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BITCH chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASS random PENISBIRD disorientation, culturally-IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BUGFUCK language, FUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places KAFFIR CLUSTER FUCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCK OFF souvenir shoppes and massive MASTURBATION quantities DAGO of ANAL DIABETES MARCH OF FLAMES garbage.

Darnit.

A REBECCA BLACK Polite Note to the SPIC Author:

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The TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! Tourette's ASSFACE Research Institute was REDNECK founded to ROSES.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITCUNTING Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CUNT article TIMBER NIGGER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASSFACE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SEMEN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BUTTFUCKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CLIT Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of ARSE Tourrette's sufferers BUKKAKE swear. You can TACO blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CLEMEN TV, for always focusing on the FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA bad side of a terrible CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT thing.
  • The main SHITE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SON OF A BITCH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASSFACE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small KIKE knee REDSKIN NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is ASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITE school for COLGATE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCK YOU sufferers to become FUCKWIT manically depressed and GYPSY commit ASS suicide.
  • There is no DAMN cure, and the FUCKHEAD drugs that are available to, "calm" the SPUNK tics often have adverse YOU WANKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BORDER HOPPER perodol" which caused my entire NIPPLES body to go FUCKSTAIN numb and ASSWIPE basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHITFACE it is without the CRAPPY drug.

I am an active member of a ALEX TREBEK tourette syndrome BIRD SHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASSHAT the FLYING FUCK public view of Tourettes as a "CHAV swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITFACE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WIENER sorry for FUCK OFF "hi-jacking" your GREASER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK this that really ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA annoys me. I am working towards a FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this HELLFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BUGGER, and making fun of a SON OF A BITCH horrible disorder is (not) RAPE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your POLESMOKER time.

Best CLUSTER FUCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONGOLIANS reply

As CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GOOGLE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TANK MAN Westerners show is not an HUMAN RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT MOVEMENT degenerate capitalist culture in those COMMUNISM IS STUPID countries. When showing BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust HUMAN RIGHTS in countries DALAI LAMA leadership, those problems does not UIGURS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIANENMEN SQUARE byproduct of your PANCHEN LAMA capitalist society GOOGLE.

Li Chiang “PRINCE PHILIP” Wen

P.S. BALLS Regards to Andrew pen0r Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

Mr. janitor

The HYPERINFLATION bastard who wrote this article. You can CTHULHU FHTAGN punch him if you DONALD RUMSFELD want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this RHODESIA country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CONDOMS put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the RECTUM RAIDER saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my GRUE RAPE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How DOG SHIT to PEDOPHILIA cure NIGGER TITS the WETBACK Tourette's FRIG Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL for CUM Tourette's CLEMEN Syndrome YUKKY DOODY is RAGHEAD following POMMIE these FUCKING rules ASSCRACK in BEANER order:

  • 1: Avoid MALL SANTA immature CHICKEN FRIES little DOODIE HEAD kids,
  • 2: Count to INJUN within SLOPE 10 FIRECROTCHseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FUCK YOU NAZI COCKGOBLIN nor CAMEL JOCKEY talk,
  • 4: Tell SPANK THE MONKEY yourself you LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS don't RAT'S ASS have ASSHOLE this MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BOOBIES WITH NASTY HORSE PENIS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DAMN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

CUNNILINGUS ASSCRACK GO COUNT YOUR DICK YOU WANKER CROTCH DUMBASS ARSE JOHN SMILEY FACE TITS VAGINA

DOG SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA NORTH KOREA DAMN IT PRICK HELLFIRE DOG SHIT NIPPLES BITCH FUCKFUCKFUCK BULLCRAP FUCKWIT TIT SPRINKLES MOTHERFUCKER HORSE PENIS DAMMIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DICK CHICKEN BITCH BITCH ASSCRACK FUCKING JUMP! FUCK STEVE BALLMER CUNT FELLATIO GOD DAMN HYPERINFLATION CHINK SUCK MY DICK POLESMOKER FEMADOM PUNANI COCKSUCKER PENISFUCK LOLCAT BULLSHIT SHITTY ASSCRACK GOD DAMMIT ASSHOLE DAMN CUNT POOPOO SHITE SOD WETBACK RUSKIE BEAVER WANK RAGHEAD ASSCRACK CHIGGER TRANNY ASSHAT SCROTUM PUSSY EPIDIDYMIS pen0r TOSSER NIGGER RANDY TRAVIS DICK SUCK MY COCK CHAV BIBLE BASHER BUKKAKE TITTIES ROSES HORSE SHIT ASSCRACK BOLLOCKS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SHIT NIGGER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD JAP PRICK MALARKY CUNT GANGBANG KNOBJOCKEY MILF PISS ARTIST DAMN SHITFACE ROSES THIS IS SPARTA! DONKEY DICK FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNTBUCKET TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! RAGHEAD FUCKHEAD JUNGLE BUNNY MOTHERFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TACO FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHIT CUNT COCKSMOKER FLYING RAT'S ASS CHIGGER BIBLE BASHER CUNT POOPY SHIT MARCH OF FLAMES MASTICATION FOR THE NATION ASS SHUT UP, MEG! TWO-INCH PENIS [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] DIPSHIT YOU WANKER I RAPE WALRUSES! GOD DAMMIT ASS ASS FLYING FUCK SHITFACE BULLSHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE PENIS CUNT DOG SHIT NEGRO YOU WANKER VENEREAL DISEASE TAMPONS CANNED QUOTE RAT'S ASS GOD DAMN FUCKING JUMP! SHIT ORGASM CRACKER SON OF A BITCH FUCK YOU WHORE BITCH DAMN IT SAMUEL L. JACKSON I WILL KILL YOU! SHIT JUNGLE BUNNY HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SUCK A BIG DICK MILF PISS I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK A DUCK SHITCOCK CUNT SEMEN GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CHIGGER HONKY I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BITCH DAMN IT BULLSHIT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SEX DAMMIT FUCKER FUCK FUCKWIT JERRY CUM DOUCHE NAZI YOU WANKER SHITHEAD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CUNT EUROIPODS REBECCA BLACK SHITE HELL BASTARD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCK CLUSTER FUCK JOHN ELWAY SHITCOCK GOD DAMMIT PENIS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT INBRED BUDDHISM PRICK CLEMEN BALL SACK SOD OFF PISS FUCK YOU FUCKSTAIN CUM DAMN HELL MOTHERFUCKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASSRAPING CARPET MUNCHER CRACKER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! TAMPON IN MY ASS BUGGER BASTARD FUCKSTAIN TOSSER TWAT WILLY WONKA CHICKEN SHIT JACK ABRAMOFF GOD DAMN NAZI FAG WOP GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JOHNNY BOOBS DAGO DICKFACE HONKY AMERICA ONLINE KRAUT FUCK BOOBS GOD DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU PEEPEE MONKEY'S UNCLE [expletive deleted] FUCKING A BOLLOCKS HORSE PENIS SHITHEAD MASTURBATION DYKE MONKEY BALLS PUSSY ASS CLUSTER FUCK SNUFF PORN COCKGOBLIN FUCK OFF FUCKING PISS OFF CRAP ON A STICK ASS WIKIPEDIA MONKEY'S UNCLE SHITHEAD ARSE CUNT COON FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT CHAV CRAPMUNCHER DOT HEAD NECROPHILIA SUCK MY DICK FUCK GARBAGE DAY! KNOBJOCKEY JENKEM FUCKING A GO COUNT YOUR DICK JERK OFF TRANNY SHIT WOP BITCH FUCKSTAIN ROSES MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DICKLICK KIKE LET'S SHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE DIPSHIT WANK CUNT LAPPER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE MOTHERFUCKER NECROPHILIA BELLEND NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK PENIS DICKFACE BULLSHIT CHOAD KISSER DOUCHING CUNT FELCHING HOMO CHENEY WOODPECKERSHIT REBECCA BLACK GYPSY WIGGER SLOPE ASS LICKER SON OF A BITCH JIZZ FELCHING GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS CLEMEN NECROPHILIA JACKASS CROTCH INBRED 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BIBLE BASHER CHUFF BOOBIES ASSHAT PIG SHITSLINGING JAP SUITCASE PENIS GENITALIA ASSFACE DICKLICK SCUMBUCKET WHORE CUM SHIT ASS REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE POLESMOKER ALF ASSWIPE ASSHAT POLACK PRICK ANAL DICK TITS FUCK SHITCUNTING SAGGY TITS CUNT SHITFACE BASTARD SHIT FUCK YOU DIRTY SANCHEZ BUDDHISM DONALD RUMSFELD SHITHEAD HOT GRITS AY-AY-AY SHITHEAD MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CAMEL FUCKER FUCKSTAIN ANAL O CANADA BUTT PIRATE ASSFACE NAZI O CANADA AUTOFELLATIO BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER ROSES DOM DeLUISE CUNT DOUCHE ARSE FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS FUCKHEAD ASS FROG SIGMUND FREUD SEX AMERICA ONLINE BOOBS suck my mothers AUTOFELLATIO ANUSCAKE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCK 30 CASES OF PICKLES CUNNILINGUS FUCKSTAIN RAGHEAD SAND NIGGER FUCKTARD DICK BUTT PIRATE FELLATIO SHIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! TITTIES DAMN FUCKHEAD ASSHAT BELGIUM DICKHEAD WILLY WONKA PENIS ANAL DIABETES BLUMPKIN SMEG AY-AY-AY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS MARY WHITEHOUSE YOGHURT CANNON ASS DAMN ASS BOOBS FUCKHEAD CUNNILINGUS FUCKSTAIN ASSCRACK FUCK YOU BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ORGASM CHOAD PISS DUMBASS JIZZ FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA WHORE YOU WANKER I'LL RAPE YOU PISS OFF CROTCH SHITFUCKER FUCKTARD FUCKSTAIN BITCH JUNGLE BUNNY SEMEN FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITE PEDOPHILIA COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DAMN TWAT AUTOFELLATIO NECROPHILIA ASSCRACK TITS SEX PISS ARTIST DOG SHIT DOUCHEBAG FUCKHEAD GRAPE PENIS TITS FRED PHELPS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS INJUN POTTYMOUTH BITCH BRITNEY JERRY BITCH FUCKING A TITS & DICKS PAKI FLYING FUCK PRICK MOLDY TITS DIRTY SANCHEZ BULLSHIT HORSE SHIT ASS LICKER IT'S OVER 9000! HELL SHITTY INBRED BUKKAKE ORGASM DAMN IT WANKER JIZZ JACKASS FUCK NIGGER SHITBALLS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CROTCH RECTUM RAIDER SEX PISS OFF INBRED PISS OFF DUMBASS CHIGGER GANGBANG SHITFACE All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy PUSSY CHOAD ASSCRACK SEMEN BITCH JOHN SMILEY FACE PECKERHEAD RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! NIGGER BITCH FUCKWIT CRAPPY REBECCA BLACK MICK COCK SHIT TITWANK CHICKEN SHIT SHITTY CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT PISS ARTIST ASS FLYING FUCK SHIT WIENER SMEG SHITE JIZZ COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ASS MOCKIE GO HOME AND DIE WANKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! TWAT BUKKAKE DICK SHITTY SUCK A BIG DICK SHITE DOUCHEBAG FUCK ASSHOLE BITCH PENIS ON A STICK JOHN SMILEY FACE BUTT-HEAD FUCKING A PISS OFF CAMEL JOCKEY ASS GENITALIA SHITE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DICKFACE CUNNILINGUS SON OF A BITCH SPANK THE MONKEY PEARL NECKLACE PUSSY FUCK YOU DEVELOPERS! YOU WANKER FUCKHEAD FUCKFACE OH SHI– SHITSKIN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NIGGER FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH YOU WANKER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCK OFF CUNT WANK MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS BASTARD GOD DAMMIT STRAWBERRY ASS FUCKBAG All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy NECROPHILIA SHITE GOD DAMN SHITBALLS CUNT BUGFUCK CLEMEN RANDY TRAVIS POOPOO PRICK POMMIE EXTRA LONG PENIS JERRY TAMPONS BULLCRAP CC PLZ DIRTY SANCHEZ BASTARD DIPSHIT DUNE COON ASSHOLE TWAT FUCKSTAIN SHITHEAD PISS COCK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON WIGGER DILDO TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS EPIDIDYMIS Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CLEMEN and with the BASTARD and his JACK OFF of girraffes in which BONER while reading about WOODPECKERSHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See PUSSYLICKER also

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