Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TRANNY neurochemical FUCK disorder PORCUPINE'S BALLS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BLISTERING BARNACLES, sudden POTTYMOUTH m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements HOLY DUMB FUCK or ARSE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DICK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated INJUN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BASTARD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BITCH words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DONGSHOVER TITWANK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCK YOU utterFUCKance of socially FUCKSTAIN objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CUNT television programs to address FUCK Tourette's syndrome.

CHOAD Tourette's is suck my mothers not to be FUCKFACE confused with CUNTYMINTS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CUNTSWILLING chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ART METAL PRODUCTS random SPIC disorientation, culturally-SHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HADJI outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PORCUPINE'S BALLS language, SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places JAP CLUSTER FUCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! souvenir shoppes and massive RUSTY TROMBONE quantities COON of ANAL DIABETES BELGIUM garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITE Polite Note to the PENIS Author:

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The DILDO Tourette's HELL Research Institute was GOAT DICK founded to BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS!.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have RUSKIE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKSTAIN article HORSE SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JAP I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or I WILL KILL YOU! changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance NAZI.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of BUTT PIRATE Tourrette's sufferers SHITTING DICK NIPPLES swear. You can TOWELHEAD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BITCH TV, for always focusing on the FEMADOM bad side of a terrible FUCKER thing.
  • The main TAMPON IN MY ASS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CROTCH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SON OF A BITCH' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASSCRACK knee BITCH NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FROG'S FAT ASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CUNT CRAPPER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WANK school for ARSEBADGERS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CRAPFUCKER sufferers to become ASSHOLE manically depressed and DICKWAD commit BOOBS suicide.
  • There is no BUGGER OFF cure, and the LET'S SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the ARSE tics often have adverse WALRUS SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS perodol" which caused my entire DOUCHE NAZI body to go SEMPRINI numb and ALEX TREBEK basically made it NIGGA! worse than MACACA it is without the VAGINA drug.

I am an active member of a TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! tourette syndrome TITS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CHRISTIANITY the GOAT DICK public view of Tourettes as a "SEMEN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FLYING RAT'S ASS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS sorry for ASS LICKER "hi-jacking" your ASSCRACK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASSHOLE this that really FOUR-EYES annoys me. I am working towards a ASSRAMMER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKHEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FLYING FUCK, and making fun of a ASSFACE horrible disorder is (not) YOU WANKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BUTTFUCKER time.

Best FROG regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “WANK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese VOTE reply

As INDIA HAS NUKES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill WIKIPEDIA Westerners show is not an FIREWALLS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA IS CAPITALIST degenerate capitalist culture in those DISSIDENTS countries. When showing HUMAN RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DALAI LAMA in countries MONGOLIANS leadership, those problems does not CENSORSHIP occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHRISTIANITY byproduct of your BUDDHIST MONK capitalist society NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS.

Li Chiang “DIMETHYL GLYCOL” Wen

P.S. CRAPPY Regards to Andrew I'LL RAPE YOU Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

Mr. janitor

The POLESMOKER bastard who wrote this article. You can SHIT punch him if you SHIT want to.

As a LGBT RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MUGABE HAS AIDS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this WHITE POWER country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIV NEGATIVE offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “CONDOMS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ORGASM saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my DAMNATION intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How SON OF A BITCH to MOCKIE cure WANK the MACACA Tourette's MR WINKLER IS GAY Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! for DICK CHICKEN Tourette's AMERICA ONLINE Syndrome ALEX TREBEK is HUEY P. NEWTON following PISS ARTIST these DICK rules WIENER in SHITE order:

  • 1: Avoid FRIG immature NIPPLES little KRAUT kids,
  • 2: Count to SEMEN within ASS 10 LIMEYseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your COCK FENCE JUMPER CLEMEN nor CLUSTER FUCK talk,
  • 4: Tell GOAT DICK yourself you I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL don't DOUCHE have NORTH KOREA this BONER disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK POLACK WITH NASTY FUCK OFF DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HELL FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

FUCKER ARSEBADGERS SHITSLINGING CLIT CRAP ON A STICK ARSE MICK JESSE McCARTNEY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKTARD

GYPSY FRITZ SHIT CUNNILINGUS FUCKING A PENIS ORGASM DIPSHIT FUCKFACE HUEY P. NEWTON CHICKEN SHIT DILDO FUCKWIT BIG FOOT BULLSHIT JIGGABOO OH SHI– MALARKY TWAT PUSSYLICKER NIPPLES AUTOFELLATIO TOTAL GRINGO RAT'S ASS BUTTFUCKER ASSHAT {{USERNAME}} RAT'S ASS RAT'S COCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS NIGGER NORTH KOREA COCKSTUFFER ASSCRACK DOUCHEBAG BITCH DOUGHNUT PUNCHER WANKSPLAT ALEX TREBEK CUM SCUMBUCKET DYKE ASSFACE INBRED YOU WANKER YOU WANKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HUEY P. NEWTON DONKEY PUNCHER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! URINE-GARGLING BELLEND BOOBIES BLOWJOB GINGERBREAD SHIT WIENER SHITTY I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKSTAIN PENIS REBECCA BLACK GOATSE FUCKTARD HUEY P. NEWTON BUGGER SHITTY DIRTY SANCHEZ DIPSHIT HELL HADJI NEGRO CRAPMUNCHER COCKSTUFFER WIKIPEDIA ASS LICKER INBRED BORDER HOPPER AUTOFELLATIO COCKSUCKER NORTH KOREA POTTYMOUTH GRINGO SCROTUM PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM MILF DIRTY SANCHEZ MOCKIE DIPSHIT COCKSTUFFER SHITE RECTUM RAIDER JUNGLE BUNNY COLGATE FUCKING JUMP! DAMMIT DOG SHIT POTTYMOUTH TURD All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy MILF JIZZ BULLSHIT PUSSYLICKER BELLEND HUEY P. NEWTON JUSTIN BIEBER OH SHI– SAND NIGGER FUCK SUCK MY COCK FUCKWIT SNUFF PORN AUTOFELLATIO ASSWIPE RUSKIE ASSFACE RAPE FUCK YOU DAMN HELL KIKE PENISBIRD JAP FUCKWIT SHUT UP, MEG! CUNT FUCKSTAIN ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DICK IN A BOX HADJI ASS BELLEND HEIL HITLER! BEAVER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CHING CHONG CHINK QUEEF HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHIT WANK BITCH RAT'S ASS HADJI DOM DeLUISE WANK RAT'S ASS WANK GOATSE BONER SHITPISSER FRITZ ASS PUSSYLICKER INJUN PEARL NECKLACE JAP SOD OFF KIKE NIGGER DELICIOUS CAKE WANKER SHITFACE CUNTING ASSCRACK TURD HITLER DICK GO HOME AND DIE FUCKER SHITCUNTING HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS TITWANK BLISTERING BARNACLES NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES RAGHEAD FUCKWIT SON OF A BITCH OSTRICH MY ASS TUBA SCUMBUCKET COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK JESSE McCARTNEY HELL POTTYMOUTH INJUN JERK OFF TITWANK CHENEY WANK NICARAGUA MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DAMN LET'S SHIT GOOK COCK JACKASS SHIT SNUFF PORN DOUCHING YOU WANKER DUMBASS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! NAZI DICKFACE SHITHEAD LAKE TITICACA SHITTY BUTTFUCKER PISSHOLE ANUSCAKE CUNT UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! TAFFY DONALD RUMSFELD ASSHAT COON FAG ASSFACE CUNNILINGUS STRAWBERRY ASS TAFFY IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! JAP GANGBANG SHITE COCK JACKASS SHIT PUSSY CHICKEN FRIES BELLEND PORCUPINE'S BALLS INJUN FIST FUCK FUCKER SHITFUCKER {{USERNAME}} JESUS FUCKING CHRIST AMERICA ONLINE AUTOFELLATIO FUCKWIT KIKE PEDOPHILIA FUCK YOU INBRED DYKE FUCKWIT JUSTIN BIEBER FELLATIO JIGGABOO FUCKER BASTARD CLUSTER FUCK COCKSMOKER KIKE PRICK BIRD SHIT KAFFIR MACACA INBRED VENEREAL DISEASE SUCK MY COCK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CUNT CRACKER SHITHEAD NIGGER PENIS ASS DAMN ASSRAPING FUCKWIT DUNE COON MOCKIE WANKSPLAT BASTARD INJUN PISS OFF IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK HELLFIRE NIPPLES DICKFACE JACK OFF DAMMIT HO SUCK MY COCK MARGARET THATCHER GOD DAMMIT SHITPISSER RAPE HELL ASS NIGGER BITCH WOMEN'S RIGHTS BIRD SHIT ASS FUCK OFF COCKSUCKER DAMN GOD DAMN GANGBANG [Insert silly non-swear here] CUNTRAG COCKSUCKER DOODIE HEAD NIGGER JACKASS CLUSTER FUCK INJUN WANK JACK ABRAMOFF ASS CUNT FUCK SHITE WIGGER FLYING RAT'S ASS PENIS ON A BUN SHITTY CHAV SHIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WANK BELLEND BUGFUCK SPIC DAMN ASSFACE TAMPON IN MY ASS FRITZ ASSHAT CLUSTER FUCK RAPE GRIS FROG INCEST ASSWIPE BLOWJOB COCKSMOKER SHIT MASTURBATION SPICY CUNT FUCK SAND NIGGER DONKEY PUNCHER COCKSHITTER ASSHAT BUGGER QUEEF MARGARET THATCHER FELLATIO BUTTFUCKER ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN FUCKWIT BRUSH MA TEETH SHITCUNTING DILDO HATE HATE HAT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CHICKEN SHIT AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING FUCKSTAIN COMMUNIST DILDO GINGERBREAD FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER FUCKER ASSWIPE LOLCAT BLISTERING BARNACLES [expletive deleted] AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNT DOUCHETITS PRICK GINGERBREAD SHITCOCK CONAN O'BRIAN DOUCHING ABO ASSWIPE [expletive deleted] FUCK YOU MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SON OF A BITCH FUCKSTAIN JACKASS RUSKIE SHITHEAD SHITTY CUNT BASTARD BALL SACK FASHION BUG ASSCRACK DICKFACE FUCKFACE CC PLZ MOTHERFUCKER ASSRAPING SHIT AUTOFELLATIO POOPY YOU WANKER KRAUT SHIT CRAPMUNCHER FUCKTARD SHITFACE pen0r TURD PEDOPHILIA DICK CHICKEN DICK DAMNATION PISS OFF NECROPHILIA DAMN IT JACKASS SHIT FLYING FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU ALEX TREBEK DUMBASS FUCKFACE TITS BORDER HOPPER ASSWANKING FAILURE! HOSER JACK ABRAMOFF FROG FUCK FUCKTARD SAND NIGGER RAT'S COCK CRAPMUNCHER INBRED SHITTING DICK NIPPLES {{USERNAME}} FUCK WANK TWO-INCH PENIS SNUFF PORN JERK OFF COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT JACK ABRAMOFF JESSE McCARTNEY P'KANG TURD SHITE SHITFUCKER SHITE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CLEVELAND STEAMER TITWANK NECROPHILIA SAGGY TITS GOD DAMMIT TITWANK SAGGY TITS YOUR MOM THIS IS SPARTA! HOSER [expletive deleted] CROTCH ASS FUCK YOU SHITFACE BOLLOCKS FU SPANG ASSWIPE SHITFUCKER WIENER COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK TITMOUSE TOTAL SUGARTITS WIKIPEDIA JOHNNY CROTCH SCUMBAG JENKEM SHITTY ASSCRACK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DELICIOUS CAKE FRENCH TICKLER TOSSER PEARL NECKLACE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CROTCH GOD DAMMIT SEX TITS & DICKS WANK BEAVER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK I WILL KILL YOU! KAFFIR ORGASM ASS BATHING SUIT AREA FROG'S FAT ASS JOHN SMILEY FACE ASSWIPE TOSSER TWISTY VAGINA PEDOPHILIA BUTT-FOR-BRAINS AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! PUSSY CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHITSKIN BUKKAKE DICK WOMEN'S RIGHTS TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITTY TURD SEX YID PEEPEE DONGSHOVER FEMADOM PISS ARTIST MOCKIE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! PRICK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DIRTY SANCHEZ KNOBJOCKEY DICK IN A BOX POLAK FUCKSTAIN RUSKIE COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SON OF A BITCH DICK P'KANG GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SHUT UP, MEG! FUCKING JUMP! FUCK GINGERBREAD ASS All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy SHITE SHITFACE RAT'S COCK FUCKHEAD GRAPE PENIS WANK FEMADOM DICK JERK OFF PISS UP MY ARSE FUCK OFF GOBSHITE SCUMBUCKET FUCKSTAIN PISS JIZZ ARSE CLEVELAND STEAMER DIPSHIT PISS OFF MY ASS FUCK BITCH CRAPPY GINGERBREAD HEIL HITLER! SHITCOCK GRIS CLEVELAND STEAMER JAP FUCKSTAIN ASSCRACK JOHN SMILEY FACE PIECE OF SHIT INCEST MALARKY FUCKER ALF FUCKER DOUCHE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HELL JERRY CRACKER SCUMBAG SOD GOOK YID INBRED PRICK GINGERBREAD SHITE BITCH LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BEAVER BORDER HOPPER CHIGGER CUNT TITTIES DONKEY DICK PISSHOLE POLACK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DICKFACE WOP DICKFACE GOD DAMN O CANADA PISSHOLE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FEWMETS BLISTERING BARNACLES SHIT FUCKSTAIN BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK and with the MOZILLA FIREFOX and his RAT'S ASS of girraffes in which MOTHERFUCKER while reading about HUEY P. NEWTON!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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