Tourette's Syndrome

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This article is one tacky, unreliable card game. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, adds at the zit, and is an unfunny cock sucker. If you attempt to pander this, you will most rhythmicly absolve Bat Fuck Insane yourself. Or the submitter will stink your arc welder!!!!!!

For those without ARSE comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a CUM article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

“Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd,twat,Barbera Streisand ”

~ George Carlin on this article

“One time a guy with Tourettes Syndrome edited this article and it was the most pleasant thing I've ever read!”

~ Happytimes on fucking shit balls irony.

“HOLY FUCKING SHIT!”

~ Guy with Tourettes Syndrome on something

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Sesame Street was one of the first RAT'S COCK television programs to address ASS Tourette's syndrome.

MONKEY SHIT Tourette's is VENEREAL DISEASE not to be DICKHEAD confused with PISS ARTIST Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread annoying GANGBANG chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUDGEPACKER random JACK OFF disorientation, culturally-BORDER HOPPER-inappropriate SECOND BALLS clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CUNNILINGUS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PEARL NECKLACE language, SCROTUM and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TITS STEVE BALLMER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced with endless tacky GOD DAMN souvenir shoppes and massive WANKER quantities WIKIPEDIA of OH SHI– garbage.

[edit] A BUKKAKE Polite Note to the SHITTY Author:

The ARSE Tourette's MACACA Research Institute was FOUR-EYES founded to DAMN.

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just needed to get that out of my SMOKE MY FUCKING POLE!!! system.

Hang on, I'm TITWIGGLE getting TITWIGGLE TITTIES a BOB SAGET call from CLIT my lawyer FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKES ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BASTARD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of GYPSY Tourrette's sufferers COCK swear. You can HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS blame television, blame FROG'S FAT ASS TV, for always focusing on the RAT'S ASS bad side of a terrible JACKASS thing.
• The main WOODPECKERSHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BONER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BASTARD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small MOCKIE knee CLEMEN jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCKFACE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing BOB SAGET matter. It causes POOPOO children to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FENCE JUMPER school for DOUCHE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SEMEN sufferers to become PEDOPHILIA manically depressed and FUCKFUCKFUCK commit JACKASS suicide.
• There is no HELL cure, and the CHICKEN SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the CUNT tics often have adverse CLUSTER FUCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DOM DeLUISE perodol" which caused my entire PISS body to go SHIT numb and HO basically made it NIGGA! worse than HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS it is without the ASS drug.

I am an active member of a DAMN tourette syndrome RAT'S COCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DAMN the GOD DAMN public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKER swearing" disorder, because it is ASSCRACK much much (hand spasms) more.

I am FRENCH TICKLER sorry for POLAK "hi-jacking" your YOU ARE A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! I AM GOING TO RAPE YOU! entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DIRTY SANCHEZ this that really CUNT annoys me. I am working towards a STRAWBERRY ASS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM article. Remember, everything here is meant to be POOPOO, and making fun of a TWAT horrible disorder is (not) WIENER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE for your BULLCRAP time.

Best BUGGER regards,

Phillip “LOLCAT” Baker

[edit] FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bitch! I love you!

[edit] Michael Jackson FUCK has FUCK FUCKED his BOB SAGET

FUCK this FUCK salt, FUCK! FUCK I saw Michael FUCKING Jackson ASS ASS ASS touch Miranda Cosgrove, SHIT! GO START your ORAL SEX! GOD DAMMIT, I WIPED MY ASS with your DICK!!!! I have to sit around in this HELL HOLE while you stare at your ASS and PLAY WITH YOUR TITS!!! SHIT!!!!! YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK....OR COCK!!!!

[edit] A mainland Chinese MAO ZEDONG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! reply

As CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MINORITIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CENSORSHIP Westerners show is not an DALAI LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIANENMEN SQUARE degenerate capitalist culture in those POISON IN BABY FORMULA countries. When showing CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BELGIUM in countries AMERICA'S GREAT! leadership, those problems does not CULT OF THE DEAD COW occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA IS CAPITALIST byproduct of your VOTE capitalist society DIMETHYL GLYCOL.

Li Chiang “CHRISTIANITY” Wen

P.S. DIPSHIT Regards to Andrew JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS Shi. You cunt.

[edit] A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The FRENCH TICKLER bastard who wrote this article. You can SUCK MY DICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICK punch him if you GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK want to. Or you can just SHIT ignore or SHIT walk away.

As a RHODESIA Zimbabwean reader who has CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough CECIL JOHN RHODES problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to WHITE PEOPLE put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “LGBT RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL! FUCK SALT!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!!

[edit] Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

[edit] Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet.

[edit] Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

[edit] BALLS!

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CLEMEN saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my BUKKAKE intrusion and that Lord you bless. [[File:/home/GCS/11meadowsbm/Desktop/iwilleatyoursoul.jpg ]]

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

The first FUCK effects of COCKSAUSAGE Tourette's Syndrome WANKSPLAT WANKSPLAT.

[edit] How to INBRED cure the MALARKY Tourette's Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment for FUCKING JUMP! Tourette's Syndrome is RUSTY TROMBONE following these ASSWIPE rules in CHIGGER order:

[edit] FUCK YOU

• 1: Avoid DAMMIT immature little kids,
• 2: Count to RAT'S COCK within BONG 10 seconds,
• 3: Do not open your ORGASM mouth nor FUCK A DUCK talk,
• 4: Tell BITCH yourself you SAND NIGGER don't CLUSTER FUCK have this HELL disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WITH NASTY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE!

[edit] How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults

Massive CRAP BAG and with the ROLF HARRIS and his BELLEND of girraffes in which A MONKEY CAN HAVE A SHIT FREELY while reading the NEW york TIMES!!!!!!!!!

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is VAGINA funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its POWERSHIT subject. If you do not find it funny POLACK, it is probably because you are an INBRED TACO ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. DUMBASS If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a JESUS FUCKING CHRIST joke loses its humour TWISTY VAGINA when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so ASSHOLE ignorant, then you wouldn't have DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! BASTARD BASTARD FUCK OFF BITCH WANKER!!!!!

KETCHUP SQUIRT OUT YOUR ASS!!! I apologize FUCK for that t-t-t-t-terrible VIENY CHOAD out FUCK out FUCK out PEEEENISSSSSSSSS o-o-outburst FROM THE BOWELS OF FUCKING BOB SAGET.