Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JAP neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKSTAIN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FRIG, sudden CUNT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements I'LL RAPE YOU or ASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly WIENER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DIPSHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BITCH by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BITCH words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GRIS HELLFIRE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FELCHING utterFUCKance of socially SONNY BILL WILLIAMS objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert
Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BLISTERING BARNACLES television programs to address BASTARD Tourette's syndrome.

PEARL NECKLACE Tourette's is AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI not to be SHIT confused with RAT'S COCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITBALLS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PISS random FUCKING disorientation, culturally-FUCKFACE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ORANGE TURTLE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local GOD DAMMIT language, BUNG-HOLE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places GOD DAMMIT FAG of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky RAT'S ASS souvenir shoppes and massive CAMEL JOCKEY quantities GOATSE of ANAL DIABETES COCKSHITTER garbage.

Darnit.

A INJUN Polite Note to the TAMPON IN MY ASS Author:

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The WIGGER Tourette's TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS Research Institute was YOGHURT CANNON founded to PORCH MONKEY.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CHRISTHUMPER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCK article DAMMIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SOD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HELL changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHIT Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK Tourrette's sufferers TITMOUSE swear. You can GRINGO blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame JOHN ELWAY TV, for always focusing on the BUKKAKE bad side of a terrible CRAP thing.
  • The main COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BITCH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKSTAIN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKING knee SHITBALLS NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is ASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes MALARKY cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at TITTYWANK school for DOUCHE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CHOAD sufferers to become NIGGER manically depressed and NECROPHILIA commit BASTARD suicide.
  • There is no 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 cure, and the SHITFUCKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the I'LL RAPE YOU tics often have adverse NEGRO side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna JIZZ perodol" which caused my entire [Insert silly non-swear here] body to go ARSE numb and CONDOMS basically made it NIGGA! worse than MOLDY TITS it is without the PISS OFF drug.

I am an active member of a BLUE PENIS! tourette syndrome CLEVELAND STEAMER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CLUSTER FUCK the FRIG public view of Tourettes as a "MICK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is MOTHERFUCKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ANAL DIABETES sorry for HORSE SHIT "hi-jacking" your PUSSY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BOOBS this that really CHOAD KISSER annoys me. I am working towards a JIGGABOO better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BOOBIES article. Remember, everything here is meant to be POLAK, and making fun of a MOLDY TITS horrible disorder is (not) DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DICKFACE time.

Best HONKY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DEMOCRACY reply

As NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA IS CAPITALIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA IS CAPITALIST Westerners show is not an VOTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MINORITIES degenerate capitalist culture in those BELGIUM countries. When showing MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust VOTE in countries DIMETHYL GLYCOL leadership, those problems does not FIREWALLS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MINORITIES byproduct of your FALUN GONG capitalist society TIANENMEN SQUARE.

Li Chiang “CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST” Wen

P.S. FLAMING ASS BADGER Regards to Andrew 666 Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

Mr. janitor
The WANK bastard who wrote this article. You can MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE punch him if you CHAV want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PORCH MONKEY saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my FUCKTARD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How WANK to CLUSTER FUCK cure SON OF A BITCH the CARPET MUNCHER Tourette's GANGBANG Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DILDO for WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's FUCKER Syndrome AUTOFELLATIO is BIRD IN THE HOUSE following BUTTFUCKER these FELCHING rules JACKASS in BENCH PRESS order:

  • 1: Avoid MARGARET THATCHER immature CROTCH little MOTHERFUCKER kids,
  • 2: Count to BULLSHIT within BASTARD 10 D'OHseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your ABO GOOK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST nor FUCKTARD talk,
  • 4: Tell SHIT LIKE A HORSE yourself you CUNT don't DEVELOPERS! have ASS this ASSFACE disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKSTAIN WITH NASTY FELLATIO DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JESSE McCARTNEY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

FUCKFACE FUCK YID ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD CHOAD KISSER DAMMIT CHICKEN SHIT

WARNER MUSIC GROUP CUNTSWILLING SHITBALLS ANAL CUNTRAG SNUFF PORN BIGNOSE SHITFUCKER HELL HELL MOSES MY ANUS IS BLEEDING RUSTY TROMBONE POMMIE DAMN HOSER TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITSLINGING REDNECK STRAWBERRY ASS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA RICK MORANIS FUCKWIT CROTCH DICKHEAD FRIG Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SON OF A BITCH FROG'S FAT ASS HELL WHORE TRANNY WOODPECKERSHIT RAT'S ASS DICKHEAD FUCKSTAIN NIGGER TITS TWAT INBRED GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS ASS WIGGER ARSEBADGERS ASSHAT GO HOME AND DIE FUCK YOU NECROPHILIA CRAPPY TENTACLE RAPE DONKEY PUNCHER RAT'S COCK POLAK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BEAVER ASSWIPE WOP FELLATIO CUNTYMINTS HELL JERRY FAGGOT GENITALIA POTTYMOUTH FUCKFACE GO COUNT YOUR DICK CUNTRAG DAMN DICKHEAD BASTARD WHITE RIGHTS DAMN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! KRAUT JACK OFF ASSFACE DONKEY PUNCHER DOT HEAD CRAPMUNCHER JUNGLE BUNNY LOLCAT BITCH NAZI SHITTY WANK ANAL PUNANI JIZZ GOAT DICK TOSSER DOG FUCKER JAP FRENCH TICKLER DONKEY PUNCHER BUTTFUCKER CHOAD KISSER CUNTRAG PUNANI IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK I'LL RAPE YOU BALLS CHIGGER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DAMN COCKSMOKER SOD OFF DIRTY SANCHEZ BEAVER CLUSTER FUCK BLOWJOB DAMN HENTAI TITMOUSE CUNT DYKE CAMEL FUCKER ASSRAPING REDSKIN DIPSHIT PORCH MONKEY JIZZ AUTOFELLATIO ASS CHOAD KISSER VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKHEAD SCUMBUCKET MOTHERFUCKER YID DOM DeLUISE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER OH SHI– ANAL DICK WOMEN'S RIGHTS ASS ARSE FELCHING PENIS HADJI SCROTUM YOU WANKER FUCKTARD GOOK CLIT ASS FUCKSTAIN COCK MOTHERFUCKER CUNTRAG MONKEY'S UNCLE REDNECK HONKY JENKEM PECKERHEAD BIGNOSE QUEEF GANGBANG CUNT BASTARD NIGGER CLEMEN CUM JACKASS PIECE OF SHIT SHIT [EXPLETIVE] DOG SHIT DOUCHE PIG BUGGER OFF SHITE JOHNNY HELL COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TOSSER FUCK NUGGET ASS FELCHING DOG SHIT SOD OFF ASS MILF PUNANI SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DUMBASS RONNIE CORBETT WANKER DICKWAD JERK OFF DICKFACE ASS JAP FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN SHIT FLYING FUCK FUCKING ASS DICKHEAD PORCH MONKEY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE COON RECTUM RAIDER BLOWJOB COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CAPITALISM SHITE TITTYWANK PEDOPHILIA FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD COCKSMOKER HAIL SATAN! GO HOME AND DIE INBRED RUSTY TROMBONE ASS DAGO SHIT COMMUNIST DILDO pen0r BIGNOSE MASTURBATION CROTCH DICK SACRAMENTO FEATURED GO HOME AND DIE FUCKFACE JENKEM BASTARD DESU FUCKING FUCK NUGGET FUCK OFF ASSHAT BUNG-HOLE RAPE POMMIE CUNTING ASSCRACK BELLEND HOLY DUMB FUCK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING HOSER CLIT MILF RAPE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD MARCH OF FLAMES OSTRICH MY ASS FAGGOT MICK SHITSLINGING ASSHAT DAMN DAMN FUCKWIT TITTIES SEMPRINI NORTH KOREA TITS FLYING FUCK PISS OFF SHITFUCKER BUTTFUCKER BEANER SON OF A BITCH WHITE RIGHTS RAT'S ASS DOUCHEBAG WIGGER NIGNOG DAMMIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE WIENER BUTTFUCKER DOG FUCKER FENCE JUMPER FUCKFACE GREASER TIT DIRT ASSHOLE FUCKFACE GOD DAMN CONDOMS BUTTFUCKER TAFFY GOBSHITE WIGGER GREASER GOD DAMMIT JIZZ TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS PISS FROG FUCKHEAD SHITE FELLATIO SHITSLINGING DICK CHICKEN BUTT PIRATE BITCH FUCKING SHITCOCK FUCKSTAIN SHIT ARSEBADGERS CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING A ORGASM BLOWJOB BALLS FELCHING DICK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SUCK MY COCK ASSHOLE JACKASS SHIT SHITHEAD FUCKING A CUNTRAG GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS COCK PISS YOUR MOM MALL SANTA BEAVER I'LL RAPE YOU WHORE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BITCH DICKHEAD CONAN O'BRIAN LAKE TITICACA GENITALIA SEMPRINI BITCH ASS JAP FUCK DEVELOPERS! WHITE RIGHTS MOTHERFUCKER CUNT CUNT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FASHION BUG YOU WANKER DONKEY PUNCHER PISSHOLE FUCKTARD FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK KNOBJOCKEY GOD DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CUNT POMMIE FU SPANG ASSFACE BITCH FELCHING BLISTERING BARNACLES SEMEN DAMN TITWANK BASTARD CUNT PRICK CLEMEN DAMMIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE TUBA PENISBIRD POLESMOKER GANGBANG PENIS PRICK GOD DAMMIT RAT'S COCK PENIS ON A STICK TWAT RAPE I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKHEAD BULLSHIT FUCKSTAIN TWAT I'LL RAPE YOU DOUCHING SHIT WALRUS SHIT DAMN MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S ASS ASSHOLE pen0r NEOPETS HITLER FEWMETS ASSHAT PEEPEE ASSWIPE BUGGER OFF BENCH PRESS SHITHEAD SHIT BUTT PIRATE P'KANG RUSKIE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS LIMEY ARSE THONG TASTER NAZI HELL TITWANK COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK MOSES PISS OFF MY ASS SEX FUCK YOU PISS CRAPFUCKER SHITCUNTING BUTTFUCKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD INBRED BITCH SNUFF PORN CUNT O CANADA BOOBIES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FELCHMONKEY MALARKY PENIS ON A BUN MOTHERFUCKER TWAT MILF VAGINA NIPPLES CUNT SHITE INJUN FAG I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FIST FUCK SHITCOCK DAMN CAPITALISM DOUCHEBAG IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHIT SHITFACE ASSRAPING DICK TURD ASS LICKER PRICK BUTT PIRATE FLYING RAT'S ASS TOSSER SHITCOCK CUNT RAPE ASS CHICKEN SHIT CRAP BULLSHIT INCEST CUNT LAPPER DARTH VADER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DOG FUCKER SLOPE CARPET MUNCHER BASTARD BUTT PIRATE CHICKEN FRIES FELLATIO FUCK YOU DICKWAD COCK FEMADOM SHITFUCKER A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! DOODIE HEAD TITTIES TITS & DICKS FELCHMONKEY PEARL NECKLACE SHITFACE RAT'S ASS SLOPE BALL SACK RAPE NAZI FUCK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ASSHOLE BASTARD FLYING FUCK ARSE FUCKSTAIN PISS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCK MOSES FUCK YOU ABO DOG SHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK CUNT CRAPPER FLYING FUCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP BLUMPKIN I WILL KILL YOU! ASS LICKER JOHNNY FUCKHEAD ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT ASSHAT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CLIT DUMBASS ALEX TREBEK GOD DAMMIT PISS OFF O CANADA THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES FUCKSTAIN RUSKIE FEATURED COCKSHITTER COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCK OFF PORCH MONKEY TITWANK BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER COMMUNIST DILDO INBRED WANK INBRED RAT'S COCK ORGASM VAGINA HELLFIRE MILF NIGNOG CUNT CRAPPER MILF SHITSLINGING ASSCRACK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE JACK ABRAMOFF BUGFUCK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CUNT CUNTSWILLING ANAL DOUCHEBAG THONG TASTER SUCK MY DICK CHIGGER PORCUPINE'S BALLS POLAK DICKFACE JACKASS DAMN IT GREASER WANK WANK PORCH MONKEY WIGGER ARSE FRIG CAMEL JOCKEY HOCKEY RAT'S COCK SLOPE ASSHAT DAMNATION FUCKSTAIN RICK MORANIS WIGGER JACKASS SCROTUM BARBRA STREISAND WHITE RIGHTS ALF KRAUT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DAMN IT CUNT MILF FRIG SAND NIGGER BULLSHIT CUNT JOHN ELWAY DOG SHIT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR COCKSHITTER WANKSPLAT FUCK YOU NIPPLES TITTIES SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ANUSCAKE WIENER DICK SHIT TRANNY RAT'S ASS DICK TITS JOHNNY SEMEN FUCKING DOT HEAD Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ALEX TREBEK and with the GOD DAMMIT and his BULLSHIT of girraffes in which COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT while reading about SHITTY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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