Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without BITCH comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a PISS article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CUM neurochemical FUCK disorder FLYING FUCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TITTIES, sudden CUNT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TITTIES or BUGFUCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITSLINGING in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKFACE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may COMMUNIST DILDO include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken POWERSHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FAG words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat RAGHEAD JUMPING JESUS!!! words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TURD utterFUCKance of socially INCEST objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TITTIES television programs to address PENIS ON A STICK Tourette's syndrome.

YOU WANKER Tourette's is FUCKSTAIN not to be PRICK confused with HELLFIRE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL random DARTH VADER disorientation, culturally-FUCK YOU-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth NECROPHILIA outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BUTTFUCKER language, DAMN IT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SON OF A BITCH CAMEL JOCKEY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CONDOMS souvenir shoppes and massive DIRTY SANCHEZ quantities PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT of ANAL DIABETES DOM DeLUISE garbage.

Darnit.

A PIECE OF SHIT Polite Note to the PUSSYLICKER Author:

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The TURD Tourette's MARCH OF FLAMES Research Institute was DIPSHIT founded to SHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK YOU Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKING article TITTIES funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASSWIPE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BASTARD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MARCH OF FLAMES.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of RUSKIE Tourrette's sufferers ASSHOLE swear. You can LIMEY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCK TV, for always focusing on the DOT HEAD bad side of a terrible TIMBER NIGGER thing.
  • The main TOWELHEAD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITSKIN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITSLINGING' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small GOD DAMN knee BUKKAKE NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is TITS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at GO COUNT YOUR DICK school for BITCH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage EMO sufferers to become BELLEND manically depressed and CHAV commit YUKKY DOODY suicide.
  • There is no EXTRA LONG PENIS cure, and the TWISTY VAGINA drugs that are available to, "calm" the BUTTFUCKER tics often have adverse TITWANK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BONER perodol" which caused my entire FELLATIO body to go MONKEY BALLS numb and FUCKING basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHIT it is without the COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS drug.

I am an active member of a COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT tourette syndrome FUCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating RICK MORANIS the SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "SHITE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BRUSH MA TEETH much much (hand spasms) more...

I am NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS sorry for ALEX TREBEK "hi-jacking" your PISS ARTIST entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like POMMIE this that really CHOAD KISSER annoys me. I am working towards a GIVING HEAD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FLYING FUCK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHAKOPEE, and making fun of a DYKE horrible disorder is (not) GOBSHITE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ORGASM time.

Best SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “COMMUNIST DILDO” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY reply

As CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GOOGLE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an MINORITIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FIREWALLS degenerate capitalist culture in those CULT OF THE DEAD COW countries. When showing MELAMINE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust VOTE in countries POISON IN TOOTHPASTE leadership, those problems does not CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a ELECTION byproduct of your HUMAN RIGHTS capitalist society WIKIPEDIA.

Li Chiang “DISSIDENTS” Wen

P.S. BITCH Regards to Andrew MOZILLA FIREFOX Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

Mr. janitor

The TITS & DICKS bastard who wrote this article. You can PISS punch him if you HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MUGABE'S MOMMA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this CONDOMS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CECIL JOHN RHODES put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASS saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my FROG intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How SHITE to FUCKING JUMP! cure TAFFY the VENEREAL DISEASE Tourette's HONKY Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PISS for TITMOUSE Tourette's AUTOFELLATIO Syndrome DUMBASS is SHITFUCKER following JACKASS SHIT these JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE rules BLISTERING BARNACLES in JACKASS SHIT order:

  • 1: Avoid D'OH immature HELLFUCKER little SEMEN kids,
  • 2: Count to GYPSY within MOTHERFUCKER 10 BULLSHITseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS RAINBOWS DAMN nor COCK talk,
  • 4: Tell DUMBASS yourself you PIECE OF SHIT don't ASSHAT have BATHING SUIT AREA this JENKEM disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK GRINGO WITH NASTY GOD DAMN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S QUEEF FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

WHORE ASSCRACK FUCKING JUMP! COCKSUCKER CUM FUCKTARD BALL SACK BITCH YID COCKSTUFFER

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COON SUCK MY DICK TITS LENS CRAFTERS TRANNY TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCK RECTUM RAIDER NIPPLES PISS UP MY ARSE ARSE FUCKTARD CRAPFUCKER WANK ASSWIPE PEDOPHILIA GENITALIA CUNTSWILLING I'LL RAPE YOU POLACK FUCKFACE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHIT BUGGER OFF I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE BIRD SHIT ASSRAMMER WETBACK DAMN SPANK THE MONKEY CONDOMS DOODIE HEAD BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FLYING RAT'S ASS DOG SHIT FUCKHEAD ASSHAT YID NAZI CUNTRAG NIGGER BUTTFUCKER BITCH SCROTUM TITMOUSE SOD COON GOAT DICK LAKE TITICACA SUCK MY DICK SCUMBAG COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CUM ASS GO HOME AND DIE SHITFACE BUTT-HEAD CAMEL JOCKEY CUM INBRED FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK MOTHERFUCKER TWAT PUSSY SHIT PIECE OF SHIT ASS HELL TURD HONKY DAMN PENIS ON A STICK NEOPETS BUKKAKE ASSHOLE TITS CUNTSWILLING DAMMIT ASSWIPE TRANNY PEARL NECKLACE BOOBIES CRAP ON A STICK HO BUKKAKE MOTHERFUCKER BIRD IN THE HOUSE RICK MORANIS DICKFACE ANAL DOUCHE HOT GRITS TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BITCH CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM ROSIE O'DONNELL BULLCRAP HORSE PENIS DAMN IT SHIT CLEMEN TITS & DICKS NIGGER NEGRO TAMPONS NEOPETS WIENER HADJI SHITSKIN JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK EXTRA LONG PENIS CUNTBUCKET FUCKER FUCK SCROTUM THONG TASTER HENTAI NIGGER TITS PIECE OF SHIT SHIT DOUCHEBAG DICK FUCK MOTHERFUCKER TOSSER COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DILDO MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD FUCKER DICKLICK WHORE SPIC BASTARD POO POO BLOWJOB ANUSCAKE PUSSY CLIT BELGIUM AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FROG'S FAT ASS ALF FUCKSTAIN YID TITMOUSE FUCK A DUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS CAMEL FUCKER BOB SAGET SUGARTITS JIGGABOO DOUCHEBAG FUCK YOU YUKKY DOODY MONKEY'S UNCLE BUTT PIRATE HAIL SATAN! PUSSY BANGKOK MARCH OF FLAMES FROG'S FAT ASS PORCH MONKEY BLOWJOB DOG SHIT FAG MOTHERFUCKER SOD OFF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CLUSTER FUCK TAFFY SCROTUM SHITFUCKER FROG VENEREAL DISEASE JACKASS PUSSY BUGFUCK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON JACKASS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER INJUN SUCK A BIG DICK GOBSHITE VAGINA ASSCRACK FELCHMONKEY BITCH [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] BANGKOK CRACKER VAGINA HELLFIRE DAMN IT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ORGASM RAT'S ASS JOHNNY BATHING SUIT AREA WOODPECKERSHIT BOOBS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TITS BUTT-HOLE SHITSLINGING SHIT FROG SHITFUCKER BASTARD DUMBASS GIVING HEAD Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BASTARD and with the SHITE and his SON OF A BITCH of girraffes in which SHITTY while reading about MALL SANTA!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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