Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PENIS neurochemical FUCK disorder MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid INJUN, sudden ASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements YOUR MOM or FRITZ vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BASTARD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CRAPFUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ARSE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken GYPSY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA HELL words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MILF SHITCOCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TENTACLE RAPE utterFUCKance of socially ASSHOLE objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first WANK television programs to address ARSE Tourette's syndrome.

SCUMBUCKET Tourette's is DAMN not to be TITTIES confused with FUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BASTARD random DICKFACE disorientation, culturally-SCROTUM-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CROTCH outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BORDER HOPPER language, DUMBASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places VAGINA FUCKSTAIN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CUNT souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKING quantities DARTH VADER of ANAL DIABETES HELLFIRE garbage.

Darnit.

A SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Polite Note to the FUCKING A Author:

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The DUMBASS Tourette's DAMNATION Research Institute was FLYING FUCK founded to TURD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CAMEL FUCKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your WANKSPLAT article BUGGER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DAMN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or NEGRO changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TIT DIRT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASSWIPE Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of FUCK Tourrette's sufferers TONY LA RUSSA swear. You can COCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHITCUNTING TV, for always focusing on the PORCUPINE'S BALLS bad side of a terrible SHIT thing.
  • The main FLYING FUCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITCOCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SOD OFF' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small GYPSY knee SEX NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is SPIC no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PISS OFF cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BUTTFUCKER school for LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITE sufferers to become BASTARD manically depressed and PISS OFF MY ASS commit NAZI suicide.
  • There is no PENIS cure, and the FUCKFACE drugs that are available to, "calm" the CONAN O'BRIAN tics often have adverse MOCKIE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ARSE perodol" which caused my entire MASTURBATION body to go BATMAN & ROBIN numb and WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? basically made it NIGGA! worse than SUCK A BIG DICK it is without the CHIGGER drug.

I am an active member of a JAP tourette syndrome CLEMEN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ALEX TREBEK the BOOBIES public view of Tourettes as a "EPIDIDYMIS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is HONKY much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FAGGOT sorry for BONG "hi-jacking" your SUCK MY DICK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ALEX TREBEK this that really BITCH annoys me. I am working towards a TURD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this WANK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITE, and making fun of a CUNT horrible disorder is (not) SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your RUSTY TROMBONE time.

Best NAZI regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “GOBSHITE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT PROTESTS reply

As VOTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are LHASA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill EUROIPODS Westerners show is not an STUDENT MOVEMENT effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DALAI LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those POISON IN TOOTHPASTE countries. When showing BUDDHIST MONK right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust VOTE in countries KOREA LOVER leadership, those problems does not TIBETAN BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PROXY SITES byproduct of your BUDDHIST MONK capitalist society LHASA.

Li Chiang “CHINA IS CAPITALIST” Wen

P.S. FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD Regards to Andrew FLAMEVIPER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CLEAN DRINKING WATER reply

Mr. janitor

The DOUCHE bastard who wrote this article. You can TESTICLE CHOKE punch him if you BOOBS want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this SALISBURY country anyway, without this triple thick cock CHOLERA IS FUN! offensive stuff. I ask that you CONDOMS remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MY ANUS IS BLEEDING saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my ASS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How CAMEL FUCKER to COCKING FUCKBOROUGH cure FUCKSTAIN the RAT'S ASS Tourette's BASTARD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment pen0r for I'LL RAPE YOU Tourette's ASSHOLE Syndrome PISS ARTIST is BULLSHIT following CHICKEN SHIT these SHITTY rules ASSCRACK in DOUCHE order:

  • 1: Avoid FUCK immature CUNT little DAMMIT kids,
  • 2: Count to GOD DAMMIT within HONKY 10 HORSE SHITseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your RAT'S ASS PEEPEE CHINK nor REDNECK talk,
  • 4: Tell CLEMEN yourself you ARSE don't DICKWAD have DAMN this TITWANK disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DUMBASS WITH NASTY DAMN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TOURETTE'S SYNDROME FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

ANUSCAKE INJUN SEX FUCK YOU FUCKING A REBECCA BLACK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS AUTOFELLATIO EXTRA LONG PENIS ASSWIPE

DAMN BLUE PENIS! DAMN IT CRAPPY MOTHERFUCKER ABO FUCK OFF FALSE BENSON INCEST [expletive deleted] IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DAMN TIANENMEN SQUARE JACKASS MICK FUCK OFF FUCK YOU SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SUCK MY COCK FUCKHEAD BEAVER INCEST DIPSHIT FUCKING A CLUSTER FUCK POLACK ASSHOLE BUTTFUCKER DAMN IT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS COCK RAT'S COCK BITCH INCEST MASTURBATION HEIL HITLER! TITS BUTT-HEAD FUCKHEAD HOT GRITS O KURWA! DICKHEAD SHITFUCKER SHITFUCKER SPANK THE MONKEY WHORE DIRTY SANCHEZ PISS FUCKING PISS ARTIST SHUT UP, MEG! ASSCRACK CUNNILINGUS BULLSHIT DONKEY DICK COCKSUCKER CHIGGER ART METAL PRODUCTS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CHOAD KISSER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! JAP BITCH FUCK YOU BASTARD AMERICA ONLINE CLEMEN MICK SHAKOPEE MACACA COMMUNIST DILDO BOYCOTT VIACOM! SHIT FUCKSTAIN DICKFACE BONER FUCK FUCKWIT FUCKTARD CUNTRAG BEAVER SIGMUND FREUD TITS SEMEN EPIDIDYMIS ASSHOLE DICKFACE DILDO BITCH FUCK ASSHAT CRAP ON A STICK JIGGABOO SMEG SUCK MY DICK PUSSY WINDOWS VISTA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BASTARD 30 CASES OF PICKLES JACKASS ASSCRACK DUMBASS NEOPETS CHOAD FUCKSTAIN JESSE McCARTNEY PISSHOLE PUSSY CUNTYMINTS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! GOD DAMN SHITTY CRAP POMMIE MOTHERFUCKER FUCK TIMBER NIGGER CHINK RUSKIE ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS HELL CUM PORCH MONKEY DAMNATION TITS & DICKS BITCH DUMBASS RONNIE CORBETT GIVING HEAD PISS ARTIST WOODPECKERSHIT HELL INBRED JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DAMNATION SHITCUNTING CHING CHONG CHINK ASSHAT CUNT DAMN FROG VAGINA ANAL DIABETES JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! I WILL KILL YOU! DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CLEVELAND STEAMER SMEG POLAK PIECE OF SHIT DAMN COCK NIGNOG PAGE BLANKING GOD DAMN FUCK YID MARCH OF FLAMES FUCKFACE BUGGER OFF FUCKING DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DIPSHIT DOUCHETITS FUCKSTAIN EMO CUNT TACO SCROTUM MARGARET THATCHER FLAMING ASS BADGER FELCHING SLOPE TITTIES DAMN WEHATEMARIO BIRD SHIT FUCKING JUMP! AY-AY-AY D'OH WIKIPEDIA FUCK FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHITFACE SHITE BALLS SHITCUNTING FROG'S FAT ASS AUTOFELLATIO DAMN TITS ABORTIONS FOR ALL SHIT WIENER NIGGER DUMBASS YID ASSHOLE WANK FUCKWIT BLOWJOB REDSKIN NECROPHILIA JERK OFF FLYING FUCK SHITFACE ANAL SHIT SHITE BITCH FLYING FUCK PISS ARTIST FUCKING TITWANK FELCHING DOG SHIT SHITBALLS BIRD SHIT JACKASS ANUSCAKE ARSEBADGERS ASSWIPE FUCKSTAIN DONGSHOVER POMMIE EMO SHITE ASS NIGGER GOAT DICK FENCE JUMPER CONAN O'BRIAN MACACA BELLEND FUCK GOD DAMN JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCKFACE CUNT TITWANK MALL SANTA WHORE FUCKER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! ASSWIPE I RAPE WALRUSES! COON BELLEND FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SUCK A BIG DICK SHIT TOSSER DICK CHICKEN LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS KNOBJOCKEY HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BASTARD FUCK COCKSTUFFER DOODIE HEAD INBRED MONKEY SHIT TWISTY VAGINA IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BASTARD JACKASS SHIT SHITTY CHENEY CUNNILINGUS SHITE SHITCUNTING TOWELHEAD TENTACLE RAPE INCEST SHITE YID KIKE REDNECK ORGASM GO HOME AND DIE RAT'S ASS COCK SUCK MY DICK CHOAD ASS ASSBANDIT PISS UP MY ARSE ABO CHOAD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE GIVING HEAD DIPSHIT FUCKSTAIN FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WANKSPLAT SHITFACE CLIT VENEREAL DISEASE I RAPE WALRUSES! BULLSHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER BONER TWAT SHITTY FUCKING CUNTBUCKET MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCK YOU ASSFACE BUTT PIRATE CAMEL FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER SHITSLIDE TITMOUSE FUCKING A WIGGER WHORE HEIL HITLER! GO COUNT YOUR DICK PORCH MONKEY BLOWJOB LET'S SHIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BITCH I AM CORNHOLIO! DOG SHIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CUNT JACKASS SHIT CRACKER MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD MAMA MIA BASTARD SHITTY COON WIKIPEDIA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITTY FELLATIO JOHNNY BEANER ANAL DIABETES I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CUNT BITCH DIPSHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE VAGINA REDNECK CHAV AUTOFELLATIO DIPSHIT HITLER CUNTBUCKET BITCH MOTHERFUCKER DICKLICK SCUMBAG HELL WANK WETBACK SHITFUCKER FUCKING FOREIGN CURRENCY BUTTFUCKER DOG FUCKER KRAUT SLOPE FUCK OFF NAZI DICKHEAD CUNT JAP FUCKSTAIN CUNTSWILLING PENIS CUNT NIGGER SHIT HORSE PENIS SOD OFF MONKEY BALLS DILDO YOU WANKER TRANNY ASSWIPE DUNE COON SCROTUM PAGE BLANKING HELL TITWANK CUNTING ASSCRACK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! GOD DAMN DICKFACE BASTARD BOB SAGET WANKER YOU WANKER OH SHI– CHOAD DICKFACE JACKASS TIANENMEN SQUARE FUCK A DUCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCK YOU BITCH CRAP SHITHEAD WIENER NIGGER PEEPEE MACACA WANK DAMN IT OSTRICH MY ASS FELLATIO FUCK NUGGET SHITE FUCKFACE DUNE COON NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! AUTOFELLATIO FUCKTARD FUCKING VENEREAL DISEASE TITS I WILL END YOU! DICK IN A BOX DONKEY PUNCHER SON OF A BITCH FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASSHAT NEOPETS HOT GRITS SHITE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BEANER MOZILLA FIREFOX COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS JACKASS DONKEY PUNCHER SMEG WIKIPEDIA FUCK NEGRO FUCK LAKE TITICACA FUCKTARD COCKSHITTER I AM CORNHOLIO! SCROTUM POOPY KITTENS BIRD IN THE HOUSE INJUN NIGGER JAP GOBSHITE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BALLS GOBSHITE [Insert stupid word you just made up here] PIG WANKER SHITBALLS KNOBJOCKEY FUCKER CROTCH WANKER DAMMIT FOUR-EYES JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ASS PENIS BUTTFUCKER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK TURD DICKHEAD HELL FUCKSTAIN WANKER CLIT DICKHEAD WIENER ASSWIPE FUCKTARD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CUNT CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A BENSON SUCKS DIPSHIT VAGINA SHIT DOUCHING TACO BUTTFUCKER TITS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BITCH SEMEN TITTIES PENIS BITCH COON SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TUBA ORGASM CHINK GO COUNT YOUR DICK BASTARD ASS SHITTY TONY LA RUSSA ASSWANKING FAILURE! DICK CHICKEN DOUCHE SAGGY TITS FUCK FIRECROTCH JERRY ASSHAT NEGRO PAGE BLANKING COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM HELL PISSHOLE NICARAGUA CHICKEN SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BOLLOCKS SHIT NI ASSWANKING FAILURE! COCKSUCKER O CANADA PISS ARTIST CLUSTER FUCK COMMUNIST DILDO SAGGY TITS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK JACKASS SHIT FELLATIO WANKSPLAT DAMN IT PISS OFF MY ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GYPSY DICKFACE FUCKING A CAMEL JOCKEY CLEMEN SHITFUCKER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST YOU WANKER LET'S SHIT PIG SHITTY GRIS SOD OFF CRAP TESTICLE CHOKE DICKFACE BOOBS HOMO CUNTYMINTS SHITSLINGING PENIS ON A STICK LET'S SHIT FUCKING BUGGER PISS FLYING RAT'S ASS CHIGGER DICK CHICKEN FRAK FUCKING FAGGOT BALLS DYKE FUCKER ASSFACE SHITTY DICKFACE I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT BOOBIES FRITZ FELLATIO CONDOMS GRINGO ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS DAMN INJUN VENEREAL DISEASE CHINK LET'S SHIT PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! SLOPE FUCK SHITCOCK TESTICLE CHOKE DOUCHE FUCK SHITE [expletive deleted] FUCKHEAD Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive JIZZ and with the FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK and his KIKE of girraffes in which BUGGER while reading about DICKFACE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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