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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DILDO neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITTY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITCUNTING, sudden COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BOOBS or ASSHAT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly JERK OFF in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCK YOU way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FLYING RAT'S ASS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SACRAMENTO words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE GOD DAMMIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CLUSTER FUCK utterFUCKance of socially COON objectionable words).
GOD DAMN Tourette's is TITTIES not to be GOOK confused with MALARKY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying P'KANG chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASS LICKER random BITCH disorientation, culturally-HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DOUCHEBAG outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASSCRACK language, YOU WANKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FELCHING CRAPMUNCHER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky RAPE souvenir shoppes and massive HELL quantities ASS of ANAL DIABETES DAMNATION garbage.
A CUNNILINGUS Polite Note to the DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MOTHERFUCKER article ORGASM funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and HOT GRITS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUNT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MICK.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCK Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of BUTT PIRATE Tourrette's sufferers GOD DAMMIT swear. You can NORTH KOREA blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHIT TV, for always focusing on the GOD DAMN bad side of a terrible MONKEY BALLS thing.
- The main DOUCHEBAG symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SON OF A BITCH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CHIGGER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DICKFACE knee CHIGGER NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is GIVING HEAD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GOD DAMN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HELL school for IT'S OVER 9000! something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CUNT sufferers to become ASS manically depressed and SHUT UP, MEG! commit FLYING RAT'S ASS suicide.
- There is no CLEVELAND STEAMER cure, and the SPANK THE MONKEY drugs that are available to, "calm" the MARGARET THATCHER tics often have adverse FRAK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CRAPMUNCHER perodol" which caused my entire NIGGER body to go TURD numb and GENITALIA basically made it NIGGA! worse than ANAL it is without the LIMEY drug.
I am an active member of a SHITHEAD tourette syndrome DICKFACE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUNTING ASSCRACK the DOUCHE NAZI public view of Tourettes as a "WANK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DICKHEAD much much (hand spasms) more...
I am DAMN sorry for NEGRO "hi-jacking" your JACKASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SCUMBUCKET this that really PORCH MONKEY annoys me. I am working towards a DIPSHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TWAT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be WANK, and making fun of a DIPSHIT horrible disorder is (not) RAT'S COCK funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CUNTRAG time.
Best MILF regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “WANKSPLAT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese GOVERNMENT FILTERS reply
As I LIKE BUSH Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBET not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MEG Westerners show is not an DEMOCRACY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PORTUGAL degenerate capitalist culture in those PROTESTS countries. When showing CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TAIWAN in countries MINORITIES leadership, those problems does not BUDDHIST MONK occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PRINCE PHILIP byproduct of your STUDENT PROTESTS capitalist society HUMAN RIGHTS.
Li Chiang “HUMAN RIGHTS” Wen
P.S. FUCKHEAD Regards to Andrew FUCK OFF Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE reply
As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CLEAN DRINKING WATER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this SALISBURY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?
Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DAMN saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my ASSFACE intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
How JUNGLE BUNNY to FUCKTARD cure FUCK the TITS & DICKS Tourette's HO Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment DUMBASS for DAMN Tourette's GYPSY Syndrome BLUMPKIN is FELLATIO following SAND NIGGER these BULLSHIT rules SHITE in SHITSLIDE order:
- 1: Avoid JAP immature GENITALIA little PUSSY kids,
- 2: Count to SUGAR within NAZI 10 DAMNseconds,
- 3: Do not open your MELAMINE NAZI CHUFF nor BITCH talk,
- 4: Tell QUEEF yourself you RUSTY TROMBONE don't EARS OF CHRIST have PISSHOLE this WANK disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WITH NASTY CUNTRAG DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
FUCKHEAD NIGGER DAMN COON FENCE JUMPER BONG CLUSTER FUCK GOD DAMMIT CAMEL JOCKEY DILDO
PEDOPHILIA [Insert stupid word you just made up here] DYKE BITCH TITWANK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DONALD RUMSFELD CUNT BORDER HOPPER ASSCRACK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM JACK OFF TITS CHENEY DICK TUBA SACRAMENTO RANDY TRAVIS BELGIUM COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCK ORGASM ASS BLISTERING BARNACLES RAT'S COCK DAMNATION DICK IN A BOX SHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES BIRD SHIT DIPSHIT ASSWIPE TRANNY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BULLSHIT BIRD SHIT COCKSHITTER JERRY SHITBALLS FUCKSTAIN ASSFACE PIG DICK IN A BOX GOD DAMN SEX WANKER YOU WANKER POMMIE FLYING RAT'S ASS BASTARD BOOBS BITCH SUGAR FUCKSTAIN FUCKFACE BANGKOK CUNT SHAKOPEE SAND NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER TACO MOZILLA FIREFOX BITCH TOSSER CHOAD JERRY ASSRAPING 30 CASES OF PICKLES NEGRO FRITZ BLISTERING BARNACLES HELL GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS CUNNILINGUS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SMEG RAPE SPUNK D'OH COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DAGO WHORE FUCKHEAD PISSHOLE JACKASS SHIT DICK IN A BOX FAG POMMIE PEARL NECKLACE SOD PISS SCROTUM WOODPECKERSHIT TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! FLYING RAT'S ASS POTTYMOUTH TITWANK GENITALIA ASS LICKER DOUCHE FRED PHELPS MOCKIE CHING CHONG CHINK DICK FUCKWIT ASSHOLE FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER pen0r ASS FUCKING FUCKBAG BULLSHIT FUCKER FUCK YOU DAMN ASS I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCKING COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT EARS OF CHRIST DAMN LIKE FATHER LIKE SON MALARKY I'LL RAPE YOU NIGGER HOMO POMMIE PISS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS RAGHEAD SHIT FUCKHEAD BITCH JUSTIN BIEBER GOBSHITE BUTT-HEAD [expletive deleted] PICKANINNY BOOBS RAGHEAD ARSE TWAT RUSTY TROMBONE CHICKEN SHIT DICKFACE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? KNOBJOCKEY COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BUTTFUCKER SCROTUM CUNT SHITFACE DAMN CHOAD KISSER GRINGO SHITE SHITCUNTING HONKY FRAK BELLEND FUCK HELL SHITE ASSFACE POLACK WIENER [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] DAMN FUCKING A MOZILLA FIREFOX D'OH JIZZ FUCK [expletive deleted] PISS OFF LIMEY BONER CAMEL JOCKEY HORSE PENIS WOODPECKERSHIT BLUMPKIN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BOON ASSHAT CUNT POLACK TITS & DICKS BUTT-HEAD FUCK DOUCHING HELL TWAT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT ANUSCAKE GYPSY FLYING FUCK COON SHIT BITCH CAMEL FUCKER FUCKSTAIN CUNTING ASSCRACK MICK MOCKIE ASSHOLE MARCH OF FLAMES WALRUS SHIT FELLATIO ASSRAPING BATMAN & ROBIN MONKEY BALLS PEARL NECKLACE BALL SACK MILF MELAMINE FUCKHEAD CRAPPY MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CHIGGER MOTHERFUCKER FENCE JUMPER SUGAR SCUMBAG SEMEN NAZI CHICKEN SHIT MALL SANTA WIENER REBECCA BLACK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! MASTURBATION FUCKING TIMBER NIGGER BLOWJOB FUCK OFF RAT'S COCK PISS PISS SHITFACE FUCKSTAIN HOT GRITS FUCKSTAIN FUCK CUNT ASSCRACK FOUR-EYES BUTT PIRATE FELLATIO JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE I'LL RAPE YOU PISS OFF PISS ARTIST FELLATIO SPUNK WIENER CLUSTER FUCK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCKING FUCKFUCKER 666 HOT GRITS DAMN MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHIT DIPSHIT ASSWANKING FAILURE! FUCKBAG FUCKSTAIN TITMOUSE CARPET MUNCHER BITCH BITCH CUNTSWILLING COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BLISTERING BARNACLES DAMN IT TAMPONS FUCKHEAD DYKE INCEST CLEMEN DOUCHEBAG FUCKWIT RAPE AUTOFELLATIO HELL SHITE WOP BITCH HORSE SHIT PENIS SPICY CUNT FUCK ASSHOLE CHOAD COCK LIMEY JACK OFF TITS ASSWIPE FELLATIO BUNG-HOLE TENTACLE RAPE NIPPLES EARS OF CHRIST PISS ARTIST SHIT PEEPEE BLUMPKIN ASSWANKING FAILURE! SOD OFF TITWANK DOUCHEBAG KIKE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER LIMEY FUCK OFF SHITSLINGING FUCK BASTARD JACK OFF FENCE JUMPER CLIT FUCKTARD ASSWIPE RAGHEAD CUNT I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ARSEBADGERS RAT'S ASS SCUMBAG NEGRO INBRED FUCKWIT MELAMINE TIMBER NIGGER FUCKFACE FUCK SPICY CUNT FUCK POTTYMOUTH DOUCHE INBRED SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WOP JERK OFF PISS SCUMBAG SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUGFUCK CRAP COON HELL SHITSKIN ASS LICKER SON OF A BITCH LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! ARSEBADGERS FUCK YOU SAND NIGGER GENITALIA PRICK HELL CRAPPY FAGGOT WIKIPEDIA FUCK JACKASS SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX ASS DICK TITS ASSFACE DOG SHIT SHITTY BIRD SHIT CLIT DICKHEAD IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK TIT SPRINKLES FUCK OFF JACKASS YOU WANKER CHRIS CHAN FAGGOT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI YOUR MOM PRICK CUNTBUCKET PEDOPHILIA CUM I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST JACKASS POWERSHIT DUMBASS RAT'S ASS ASSWANKING FAILURE! WANKER NIPPLES PIG SOD OFF FEWMETS FUCKBAG BASTARD PENIS NIPPLES ASSHAT SACRAMENTO FELCHMONKEY MOTHERFUCKER BUTTFUCKER SUGAR TURD THERE IS A CABAL FUCKING JAP FLYING FUCK ASS FASCIST BOON TITS & DICKS BASTARD PAKI URINE-GARGLING HOSER ASSCRACK RECTUM RAIDER SCUMBAG BUGFUCK BOOBS SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE CROTCH SOD SHITFACE DICK CHICKEN RANDY TRAVIS BUGGER ARSE CUM ASSRAMMER SHITTY ORGASM JACKASS ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BRITNEY BULLSHIT HELL REDSKIN GENITALIA INBRED ASSWIPE BUGGER MOCKIE REDSKIN TITWANK HOMO MILF REDSKIN BULLCRAP MOTHERFUCKER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SAND NIGGER YOGHURT CANNON CUNT GREASER CHOAD KISSER ASSFACE DAMMIT PISSHOLE SOD ASSFACE FLYING FUCK ASS TAMPONS WANKSPLAT BITCH JOHN SMILEY FACE RUSKIE SHIT CHICKEN SHIT TACO HOLY DUMB FUCK PISS ARTIST MELAMINE ASSHOLE SHITFACE TWAT ASSHAT KIKE CARPET MUNCHER HELL FROG'S FAT ASS STRAWBERRY ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TITS FAG DAMN RAT'S ASS CLIT BASTARD SHITFUCKER P'KANG ASS FUCK ASSWIPE SHIT SEMEN DOUCHE NAZI COON FUCKFACE BONER RAT'S ASS JOHNNY THERE IS A CABAL NIGNOG FUCK NUGGET FUCKTARD JACKASS SHITBALLS CUNT POOPY WANKER JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKING FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BITCH PENIS ALEX TREBEK DAMN IT DICK TITS REDNECK WOMEN'S RIGHTS DAMN CUNTSWILLING TESTICLE CHOKE COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!
How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink LET'S SHIT SEX LENS CRAFTERS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CLUSTER FUCK DAMNATION WIENER DICKWAD SCUMBUCKET GIVING HEAD PISSHOLE REDSKIN SUGAR FUCKHEAD COON FUCKFACE TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! CC PLZ NIGGER DAMN PISS OFF SHITE SHITE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CRAPPY LOLCAT HONKY DAMN WIGGER ASSHOLE DAMN DYKE FENCE JUMPER GOD DAMMIT FUCKING BULLCRAP FUCKHEAD PISS BITCH ARSE ASSWIPE SHIT HELL FUCKFUCKFUCK CHOAD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCK BENCH PRESS TITS VENEREAL DISEASE RAT'S COCK ASSCRACK TITTIES ASSFACE PEDOPHILIA NIGGER P'KANG GOBSHITE TAMPONS TAMPON IN MY ASS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CRAPPY WOODPECKERSHIT HELLFUCKER HELL WANK DOT HEAD JESSE McCARTNEY POMMIE ASS SHITE DUMBASS GOD DAMMIT CHICKEN FRIES PENIS POLACK FUCKER BUTT PIRATE HOMO FUCK DOUCHING MONKEY SHIT SHITE PISS ARTIST Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive FUCK and with the DOG FUCKER and his CRACKER of girraffes in which I'LL RAPE YOU while reading about THERE IS A CABAL!!!!!!!!!
See HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
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This article is BASTARD funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its ASS subject. If you do not find it funny WALRUS SHIT, it is probably because you are an INBRED FUCKING A ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. CHOAD If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a WIGGER joke loses its humour DICKFACE when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so WANK ignorant, then you wouldn't have BARBRA STREISAND needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! POMMIE CHIGGER ASSHAT CHIGGER TITS!!!!!I <3 COCK