Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM neurochemical FUCK disorder BIRD IN THE HOUSE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FROG'S FAT ASS, sudden FUCKFACE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS or RONNIE CORBETT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKSTAIN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated WHITE POWER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CUNNILINGUS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHAKOPEE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JACKASS COCKSUCKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BEAVER utterFUCKance of socially ASSHOLE objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCK YOU television programs to address FUCKSTAIN Tourette's syndrome.

SHIT Tourette's is FUCK not to be SHITE confused with MARGARET THATCHER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DAMMIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BOON random RECTUM RAIDER disorientation, culturally-SHITCOCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HITLER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR language, BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places I WILL KILL YOU! FROG of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CLEMEN souvenir shoppes and massive NAZI quantities GOD DAMN of ANAL DIABETES WETBACK garbage.

Darnit.

A JIGGABOO Polite Note to the ART METAL PRODUCTS Author:

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The JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Tourette's SHIT Research Institute was INBRED founded to HELLFIRE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BUTT PIRATE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DIPSHIT article PENIS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ABO I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BOOBS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FROG'S FAT ASS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of CRAPMUNCHER Tourrette's sufferers CRAP swear. You can FUCKHEAD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CUNT CRAPPER TV, for always focusing on the GOATSE bad side of a terrible CHING CHONG CHINK thing.
  • The main JENKEM symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCK OFF involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PENIS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BUTT-FOR-BRAINS knee MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FLYING RAT'S ASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DAMN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CHICKEN SHIT school for DOM DeLUISE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage WETBACK sufferers to become CUNTING ASSCRACK manically depressed and SHIT commit FROG'S FAT ASS suicide.
  • There is no CLUSTER FUCK cure, and the SHITBALLS drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITTY tics often have adverse JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BUNG-HOLE perodol" which caused my entire DOUCHING body to go BOB SAGET numb and JACKASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCK it is without the POLAK drug.

I am an active member of a SHITCOCK tourette syndrome DOUCHETITS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SAND NIGGER the NI public view of Tourettes as a "SOD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BASTARD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am 666 sorry for DILDO "hi-jacking" your ORGASM entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PEARL NECKLACE this that really FAGGOT annoys me. I am working towards a [expletive deleted] better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this YOU WANKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SPUNK, and making fun of a SONNY BILL WILLIAMS horrible disorder is (not) COCKSTUFFER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your LIKE FATHER LIKE SON time.

Best CHOAD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “TITMOUSE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MINORITIES reply

As CHINA IS CAPITALIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA IS CAPITALIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill ELECTION Westerners show is not an STUDENT RIOTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA IS CAPITALIST degenerate capitalist culture in those NORTH KOREA countries. When showing STUDENT MOVEMENT right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FREEDOM OF SPEECH in countries ELECTION leadership, those problems does not I LIKE BUSH occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DIMETHYL GLYCOL byproduct of your PORTUGAL capitalist society ELECTION.

Li Chiang “PROXY SITES” Wen

P.S. DICKWAD Regards to Andrew SEX Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

Mr. janitor

The CHIGGER bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKING punch him if you PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter LGBT RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE POWER article. We have enough BRITAIN problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you CLEAN DRINKING WATER remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIV NEGATIVE white?

Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CUNTRAG saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my BITCH intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How BORDER HOPPER to HEIL HITLER! cure AUTOFELLATIO the DAMNATION Tourette's MAMA MIA Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FROG'S FAT ASS for JOHNNY Tourette's CRAPMUNCHER Syndrome DOUCHE is POOPOO following POLESMOKER these BULLSHIT rules DICK CHICKEN in NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES order:

  • 1: Avoid YOU WANKER immature ASSHAT little HORSE SHIT kids,
  • 2: Count to I'LL RAPE YOU within HOSER 10 NIGGERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your COCKSHITTER BITCH FROG'S FAT ASS nor FUCKBAG talk,
  • 4: Tell TOSSER yourself you SCUMBAG don't JACKASS have SHITFACE this REDNECK disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK NIGGER WITH NASTY ASSHOLE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S NIGGER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

RANDY TRAVIS GIVING HEAD ASSCRACK HELL YOGHURT CANNON WANKSPLAT MOTHERFUCKER DUMBASS SHIT MONKEY SHIT

SHITHEAD CHRISTHUMPER DICK CHICKEN LET'S SHIT GOD DAMN VENEREAL DISEASE ASS BITCH KIKE AY-AY-AY CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM SUGARTITS JERK OFF HORSE SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS ASSWANKING FAILURE! CHIGGER ASS FUCKING FELCHMONKEY INBRED BITCH JACKASS SHIT TAMPONS DAMMIT TWAT ORGASM HOMO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FLYING FUCK REBECCA BLACK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCKING A BALLS CUNT KIDDY FIDDLER CLUSTER FUCK ASS SHITBALLS RAT'S COCK CONAN O'BRIAN DICK YOU WANKER SHITE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BITCH CAPTAIN CRUNCH NIGGER TITS POLESMOKER DIPSHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUM CHUFF CAMEL JOCKEY DICK CHICKEN DAMMIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD WANKSPLAT KRAUT FUCKHEAD STUB BARBRA STREISAND PUSSYLICKER DAMN ASSCRACK HORSE SHIT SHITHEAD CHAV DICKLICK O KURWA! OSTRICH MY ASS TITTYWANK SHITFUCKER FAGGOT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! PISS BITCH GOBSHITE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BOOBS YOU WANKER GOBSHITE PEDOPHILIA CUM 666 I'LL RAPE YOU SAND NIGGER CUNT SHITCOCK SHITFACE POLESMOKER JACK OFF DILDO INBRED SHIT CUNTRAG CLUSTER FUCK INCEST SHITE ORGASM ASSRAPING FIRECROTCH FELCHING suck my mothers FELLATIO MOTHERFUCKER SUCK MY COCK BULLSHIT DICKWAD SHITHEAD CHICKEN SHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCK OFF NIGGER BITCH SHITTY TITWANK GANGBANG PUSSY GIVING HEAD GOD DAMMIT CRACKER MOTHERFUCKER ALF NEGRO DICKFACE BITCH SEMEN DAMN IT REBECCA BLACK NIGGER CRAP [expletive deleted] YOU WANKER VAGINA COCKGOBLIN ROSIE O'DONNELL BOB SAGET JOHNNY BOB SAGET HELL FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK PEDOPHILIA JACK OFF PUSSYLICKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FROG'S FAT ASS COCK SHIT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR GOD DAMN DICKLICK SON OF A BITCH LIMEY JAP BOLLOCKS INBRED EUROIPODS SAMUEL L. JACKSON BUGFUCK FUCK OFF WIGGER PISS ARTIST NIGNOG COCK ASS FASCIST FUCK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CRAP BULLSHIT ASSWIPE TOTAL CUNT CLEMEN SEMEN CUNT PUSSY PIECE OF SHIT FUCK CLIT SHITHEAD ASSFACE DIPSHIT DICK TITS MOCKIE JIGGABOO CLUSTER FUCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASSCRACK COCKSTUFFER QUEEF BIRD IN THE HOUSE DAMMIT STUB ASSHAT O KURWA! GANGBANG BOOBIES DOUGHNUT PUNCHER JAP DAMN YOU WANKER MOLDY TITS HOLY DUMB FUCK BITCH THONG TASTER SEX COMMUNIST DILDO ROSIE O'DONNELL BITCH NECROPHILIA COON DICKHEAD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT MONKEY SHIT SAGGY TITS PENIS ASSHOLE HELLFIRE WANK BRUSH MA TEETH CHINK FUCK YOU SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM [expletive deleted] YID CUM BUTTFUCKER HELL DAMN SHITE DICKHEAD ASSHAT PUSSY DICKHEAD KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 BENCH PRESS ASSHOLE ASSFACE TAMPON IN MY ASS WILLY WONKA ASSHAT FEWMETS NAZI FLYING FUCK AUTOFELLATIO POOPOO HELL VENEREAL DISEASE STUB FUCKFACE PENIS SHITTY CAMEL JOCKEY ASS CUNT PENIS ON A BUN RAT'S COCK ARSE SHITSLIDE STUB DAMN BITCH RAGHEAD CLIT CLIT CHINK SHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DYKE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK JAP ASS LAKE TITICACA CONAN O'BRIAN ASS FUCKSTAIN WILLY WONKA KIDDY FIDDLER CUNTRAG CUNT DILDO COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT WANK JERK OFF DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! KIDDY FIDDLER FUCKER SHITE NIGNOG DICKHEAD JOHN ELWAY PUNANI CUM ARSE CONDOMS SCUMBAG BOOBS POLACK JACKASS COON FUCK OFF NINTENDOGS DAMN MONKEY SHIT SHITTY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITHEAD TRANNY 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 FUCKBAG SPIC D'OH 666 PORCH MONKEY PUSSYLICKER BULLSHIT ANAL DIABETES YOU WANKER POMMIE DICKWAD FUCKWIT HELL RANDY TRAVIS ASSCRACK HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN SHIT DAMN CLUSTER FUCK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE LENS CRAFTERS JACK ABRAMOFF TOSSER SHITFUCKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITSKIN BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCK OFF ASSHOLE NIGGER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BUTTFUCKER NAZI MAMA MIA BUKKAKE PIECE OF SHIT FUCKWIT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SEX FUCK YOU JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS KAFFIR STEVE BALLMER FELLATIO LENS CRAFTERS RAPE POO POO BLOWJOB FUCKING TESTICLE CHOKE NAZI DICKFACE INCEST FUCKTARD SON OF A BITCH PUNANI SOD OFF BALL SACK CLEVELAND STEAMER BEANER BLUMPKIN CLEVELAND STEAMER NI FAG DAMMIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA TRANNY DALAI LAMA FELLATIO SHIT DICK DILDO PISS SHITTY CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON TACO ASS JIGGABOO BALL SACK INCEST FUCKHEAD BOON DOG SHIT SUCK A BIG DICK PUNANI YOU WANKER FENCE JUMPER FROG'S FAT ASS CHUFF DOUCHING ABO POMMIE BATHING SUIT AREA JACK OFF FUCK ASS LICKER FELCHING DOUCHING JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST RAT'S ASS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITSKIN MOTHERFUCKER BALLS YID YOU WANKER CUNT COON INJUN HELL FUCK YOU NIPPLES CRAP DICK CHICKEN HELLFUCKER WANKSPLAT DOT HEAD FU SPANG DIPSHIT MAMA MIA DICK TITS MONKEY SHIT WHORE TOWELHEAD NI SCROTUM FLYING FUCK JOHN ELWAY PORCH MONKEY CUNT CRAPPER BULLSHIT BALL SACK CUNTSWILLING BUGGER FELCHING WIGGER WALRUS SHIT DICKWAD POTTYMOUTH AMERICA ONLINE TURD PRICK ASSWIPE FRAK FELLATIO FIRECROTCH DALAI LAMA NORTH KOREA FLYING FUCK BIRD IN THE HOUSE GOD DAMN FUCKTARD PIECE OF SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT HELL SHITSLINGING DAMN OH SHI– WANK SHITSLINGING MONKEY SHIT ANAL JACKASS CUNT FUCKTARD CAMEL FUCKER CHOAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WANK TITS & DICKS SON OF A BITCH VENEREAL DISEASE SON OF A BITCH FUCK OFF CUNT BITCH BUTTFUCKER CLUSTER FUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK COCKGOBLIN PUSSY DAMN CRACKER CRAP ON A STICK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DUMBASS COON SCROTUM ASSWIPE GOD DAMMIT NORTH KOREA QUEEF RICK MORANIS TACO FUCKER NEGRO SHIT HELL JACKASS GYPSY 30 CASES OF PICKLES CHIGGER NAZI IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BARBRA STREISAND PISS OFF MY ASS BUTTFUCKER DAMMIT D'OH WIGGER DICKHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS ASSHAT GRINGO SHITE WANKSPLAT FRIG KIKE CHAV BARBRA STREISAND OSTRICH MY ASS BEAVER GANGBANG DYKE PIECE OF SHIT COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink JACKASS SPIC PISS SHITTY HELL STRAWBERRY ASS REDNECK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BASTARD BUGFUCK DELICIOUS CAKE BUNG-HOLE IT'S OVER 9000! TITWANK WHORE TRANNY SHITSLINGING FUCK OFF CUNTSWILLING JAP ASSHOLE FUCKING ASS YID BITCH DAMMIT TWAT GRAPE PENIS FRAK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MICK WOODPECKERSHIT POTTYMOUTH SHIT TRANNY ARSEBADGERS CUNNILINGUS SHUT UP, MEG! BENCH PRESS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU GO COUNT YOUR DICK NINTENDOGS BATHING SUIT AREA WANKER VENEREAL DISEASE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK CHENEY STUB JOHN ELWAY NIPPLES SIGMUND FREUD BUGGER OFF TIT SPRINKLES TURD DOUCHE RUSKIE CRAP ORGASM LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCKFACE RUSTY TROMBONE LET'S SHIT BUGFUCK FUCKING A ASSCRACK SHITE JESSE McCARTNEY JUSTIN BIEBER DIRTY SANCHEZ COCKSUCKER CUNNILINGUS BITCH BULLCRAP DICKFACE FUCK OFF FUCKHEAD JAP PUSSY SHITSLINGING BOOBS GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BUKKAKE and with the ASS and his BUGGER of girraffes in which PISS OFF while reading about TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? also

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