Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! neurochemical FUCK disorder RAT'S COCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SUCK MY DICK, sudden BLOWJOB m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CUNTYMINTS or SHITFACE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BUGGER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated POWERSHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may VENEREAL DISEASE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CRACKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WETBACK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SCROTUM RUSKIE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKING JUMP! utterFUCKance of socially CUNTSWILLING objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE television programs to address FLYING FUCK Tourette's syndrome.

JACKASS SHIT Tourette's is TWAT not to be ASS confused with JUSTIN BIEBER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PIECE OF SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CLUSTER FUCK random FOUR-EYES disorientation, culturally-SHITFACE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DICKLICK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DAMN language, FUCKSTAIN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places I'LL RAPE YOU SLOPE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky HOSER souvenir shoppes and massive GOOK quantities WOMEN'S RIGHTS of ANAL DIABETES CUM garbage.

Darnit.

A CUM Polite Note to the BEAVER Author:

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The FUCK Tourette's MACACA Research Institute was HONKY founded to PENISBIRD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BLISTERING BARNACLES Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your KIKE article SUCK COCKS IN HELL! funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CHOAD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PORCUPINE'S BALLS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CHRISTHUMPER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BUKKAKE Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of FREEDOM OF SPEECH Tourrette's sufferers TIMBER NIGGER swear. You can [EXPLETIVE] blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ARSEBADGERS TV, for always focusing on the TITMOUSE bad side of a terrible WIENER thing.
  • The main FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NEOPETS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WOP' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CUNT knee RAPE NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is ASSWIPE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CRAP cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at JACK OFF school for FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage WIENER sufferers to become NORTH KOREA manically depressed and BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA commit BASTARD suicide.
  • There is no DICKFACE cure, and the FUCKFACE drugs that are available to, "calm" the CUNNILINGUS tics often have adverse RECTUM RAIDER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKBAG perodol" which caused my entire YOU WANKER body to go POOPY numb and TITS basically made it NIGGA! worse than DOG SHIT it is without the LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! drug.

I am an active member of a HEIL HITLER! tourette syndrome ARSE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PUSSY the GOBSHITE public view of Tourettes as a "FELCHING swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is HELLFUCKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHIT sorry for RAT'S COCK "hi-jacking" your FUCKTARD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKTARD this that really CUNTING ASSCRACK annoys me. I am working towards a COLGATE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BULLSHIT, and making fun of a SPIC horrible disorder is (not) MALL SANTA funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WOODPECKERSHIT time.

Best CUNT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SUCK MY COCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese GOVERNMENT FILTERS reply

As STUDENT PROTESTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIANENMEN SQUARE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONGOLIANS Westerners show is not an 1984 effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MELAMINE degenerate capitalist culture in those UIGURS countries. When showing CENSORSHIP right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FREEDOM OF SPEECH in countries MINORITIES leadership, those problems does not BUDDHIST MONK occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a INDIA HAS NUKES byproduct of your TIBET capitalist society POISON IN TOOTHPASTE.

Li Chiang “DEMOCRACY” Wen

P.S. DOUCHE Regards to Andrew FUCKING A Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

Mr. janitor

The SUGARTITS bastard who wrote this article. You can GO COUNT YOUR DICK punch him if you MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article. We have enough MUGABE HAS AIDS problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock LGBT RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this KU KLUX KLAN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “LGBT RIGHTS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PORCH MONKEY saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my CLEVELAND STEAMER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS to FUCKSTAIN cure DAMN the FUCKING Tourette's WANK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment WETBACK for FUCKHEAD Tourette's SHITFACE Syndrome DOUCHING is BITCH following PENIS these HELLFUCKER rules YOUR MOM in I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL order:

  • 1: Avoid ASS immature PENISFUCK little PENIS kids,
  • 2: Count to BULLSHIT within ARSE 10 BUGGERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your SOD SEMEN BUKKAKE nor IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! talk,
  • 4: Tell BASTARD yourself you DICKHEAD don't ARSEBADGERS have TOSSER this TITS & DICKS disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BUTT-HOLE WITH NASTY SHITHEAD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

INCEST YOU WANKER HONKY CUNT DICK CHICKEN FLYING RAT'S ASS BALLS CUNT FUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS

FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK HELL NECROPHILIA CHOAD PRICK PAKI DICKHEAD RAT'S COCK CUNTYMINTS WANKSPLAT MOTHERFUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA CARPET MUNCHER HENTAI SUCK A BIG DICK FEWMETS GYPSY ABO HELLFIRE CUNT PISS OFF SHIT BULLSHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE DOUCHEBAG GOD DAMMIT PISS ARTIST 30 CASES OF PICKLES MOLDY TITS BOLLOCKS HELL SCUMBUCKET WALRUS SHIT TIT SPRINKLES PENISBIRD TAMPONS SIGMUND FREUD VAGINA FROG'S FAT ASS ASS FASCIST GOD DAMMIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FAGGOT ASSHAT CHOAD BALLS SCUMBAG I DID IT FOR THE LULZ SHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS MARGARET THATCHER WOP GOBSHITE JOHN ELWAY LAKE TITICACA CRAPPY MOTHERFUCKER HORSE PENIS TITS & DICKS HOLY DUMB FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER MACACA NIGGER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FELCHING CROTCH RUSKIE TOSSER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CHICKEN SHIT HITLER FUCK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BOOBS SHIT TWAT ASS CLIT VENEREAL DISEASE SUCK MY DICK TESTICLE CHOKE PUNANI BOOBIES SHITTY COON BUGGER OFF TITS & DICKS DONKEY PUNCHER BULLSHIT HELLFIRE SHITBALLS TIT SPRINKLES CLIT GANGBANG YOU WANKER GREASER ARSE RAPE GENITALIA NIGGER DUMBASS MAMA MIA FUCK PECKERHEAD BITCH AUTOFELLATIO FLAMING ASS BADGER SOD FUCK YOU BASTARD ARSEBADGERS GOATSE FUCKWIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SHITFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ASSHOLE HONKY SHITE BUGFUCK POOPOO HELL FUCKSTAIN FRIG ART METAL PRODUCTS NIGGER TITS FUCKTARD TURD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CAMEL FUCKER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHIT COON AUTOFELLATIO FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD MONKEY SHIT BRITNEY VAGINA D'OH RAPE NIGGER FUCKING JUMP! JACKASS SAND NIGGER MONKEY SHIT MOCKIE MACACA RAT'S COCK TITS DICK CHICKEN MOTHERFUCKER GANGBANG CUNTRAG COCKSUCKER FUCKFUCKFUCK COCKSMOKER BONER CUNT MOTHERFUCKER BANGKOK SCROTUM CRACKER TITTIES PISS ARTIST PENIS HELL WANK TACO FUCKFACE BITCH SOD BITCH FEWMETS DIRTY SANCHEZ BITCH DAMN ABO NI BIBLE BASHER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHITTY RAT'S COCK FUCKWIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE [Insert silly non-swear here] EMO Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! ABO REDNECK HEIL HITLER! FAG GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS NIGGER FROG'S FAT ASS INBRED FUCK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH I AM CORNHOLIO! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TITS & DICKS BOOBIES TWAT BITCH BUGGER OFF WHORE WINDOWS VISTA FUCK BULLSHIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCKING JUMP! WANKSPLAT DICKHEAD ASSHOLE BULLSHIT FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ALF SHITFACE FUCKSTAIN SCUMBUCKET TITWANK DICKHEAD MASTURBATION TITS & DICKS WIENER TITWANK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DOUCHE NAZI BALLS ART METAL PRODUCTS SHIT FUCKFACE JERK OFF CUNT TAMPON IN MY ASS PICKANINNY JUNGLE BUNNY CHIGGER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCK A DUCK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FIST FUCK FUCKSTAIN SEX GOD DAMMIT FRITZ FUCKING SLOPE CLIT BITCH CHING CHONG CHINK SHITFACE TITS FLYING FUCK COON SHAKOPEE DUMBASS DONKEY DICK BITCH SNUFF PORN WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BRITNEY CLEMEN TRANNY FROG BUGFUCK VAGINA FLYING FUCK FUCKFACE DAMMIT DAMN D'OH FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK OFF JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ASS LICKER BATHING SUIT AREA NEOPETS DUMBASS DICKLICK BOOBIES JERK OFF TWAT CLUSTER FUCK JESSE McCARTNEY DOT HEAD HELL CUNTBUCKET FUCKFACE AUTOFELLATIO SHITE MALL SANTA FREEDOM OF SPEECH FELCHING PIECE OF SHIT ASS DAMN IT FUDGEPACKER CHIGGER SHIT KRAUT FUCKSTAIN MAMA MIA TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! GOATSE BALL SACK DAGO ASS SHITHEAD D'OH ASS LENS CRAFTERS DIRTY SANCHEZ SUCK MY DICK ASS WIGGER POTTYMOUTH FUCK OFF FUCKING FUCKFUCKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASSWIPE SHITFACE SHIT RAT'S ASS TWO-INCH PENIS PENISBIRD PENIS FUCK OFF SUCK A BIG DICK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SUNSHINE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CUNT MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANKER NIGNOG PISS ARTIST CONDOMS SCROTUM SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITTY TWAT LET'S SHIT SHITFACE GANGBANG WANK PISSHOLE WOP I'LL RAPE YOU ASSHAT FUCKWIT BEAVER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUDGEPACKER BITCH CHING CHONG CHINK NIPPLES MARY WHITEHOUSE GREASER BUKKAKE STEVE BALLMER CHIGGER SLOPE I WILL END YOU! DUMBASS NECROPHILIA WOODPECKERSHIT RAPE SON OF A BITCH JENKEM FUCKFACE PUNANI SCUMBAG GRIS ASS I WILL END YOU! CUNT BOOBS BEANER SHITTY POMMIE GOATSE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT MALARKY CUM EPIDIDYMIS BALL SACK FELCHING FLYING RAT'S ASS BUGGER OFF FUCK CROTCH SEMEN SHITFACE WALRUS SHIT WIGGER FAG NIGNOG FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD NIGGER TITS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DOUCHE ASS PIG FENCE JUMPER PRICK TAMPONS GIVING HEAD I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY TWAT CLEVELAND STEAMER WETBACK BULLSHIT BONER BULLSHIT AUTOFELLATIO NIGGER ASSHAT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKFACE DICKLICK RAT'S ASS DOUCHEBAG TIT DIRT LET'S SHIT ASSHAT SHITFUCKER ASSWIPE SHIT COCKSUCKER LIMEY INJUN MALARKY BORDER HOPPER LENS CRAFTERS BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! SHITE NIGGER CRAP ON A STICK DICKHEAD SUNSHINE SUNSHINE SHITTY SCUMBAG KRAUT ASSFACE KIKE MARCH OF FLAMES LET'S SHIT [EXPLETIVE] FUCK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME ASSCRACK FAG BENCH PRESS CRAPMUNCHER CHOAD WIGGER SEX JACKASS CUNNILINGUS FUCKHEAD PISS ARTIST CLUSTER FUCK JOHN ELWAY SHITFACE ANAL DIABETES NIGGER SHIT BULLCRAP OH SHI– COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT MARGARET THATCHER NEGRO CUM FLYING FUCK SHIT DAMN HELL NIGGER DOUCHEBAG MOTHERFUCKER SOD BLISTERING BARNACLES FRITZ ANAL DIABETES MONKEY SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE FRENCH TICKLER JAP JACKASS FUCK OFF INCEST COCK LAKE TITICACA BUTTFUCKER CANNED QUOTE HELL NIPPLES POLACK NAZI CC PLZ MILF EMO BLUMPKIN SHITFACE COCKSMOKER BUTT PIRATE PEDOPHILIA BULLSHIT DIPSHIT WANK SHITE DUNE COON PENISBIRD SHITHEAD PUSSYLICKER COCKSTUFFER BITCH BONER SHITTY FLYING FUCK LET'S SHIT MONKEY BALLS SAGGY TITS SOD OFF BENCH PRESS COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKING JUMP! NAZI POLACK ASSHOLE FELCHING BELLEND MOTHERFUCKER FELLATIO COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHITCUNTING BORDER HOPPER BOOBIES COCKSUCKER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DICKFACE ASSHOLE ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ASSCRACK SACRAMENTO HELLFIRE SHITSKIN MONKEY SHIT ASSFACE CUNTRAG FUCKING FUCKFUCKER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! TACO SHITTY SHITE JACK OFF SHITE WANK SHITFUCKER CHIGGER RANDY TRAVIS MICK SCROTUM SEMEN CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCK COLGATE [expletive deleted] JIZZ DYKE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BARBRA STREISAND CRAPMUNCHER CHOAD KISSER MOTHERFUCKER FIST FUCK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BITCH AAAAAAAAA! FUCKING PISS CHAV COLGATE BATMAN & ROBIN VAGINA FREEDOM OF SPEECH ARSE GOD DAMN HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKTARD LIKE FATHER LIKE SON VENEREAL DISEASE DILDO ALF SACRAMENTO TWAT SHITHEAD WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? ASS LICKER RUSTY TROMBONE CRAP ON A STICK HELL PRICK COON FUCK SCROTUM I WILL END YOU! SCUMBAG CRAP ON A STICK Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SOD OFF and with the BONER and his CUNTYMINTS of girraffes in which AMERICA ONLINE while reading about MILF!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See NECROPHILIA also

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