Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DONKEY PUNCHER neurochemical FUCK disorder DAMMIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SUCK A BIG DICK, sudden NICARAGUA m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MALARKY or CUNT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TURD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CHUFF way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may POLESMOKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CLUSTER FUCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSCRACK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MILF DICKFACE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WANK utterFUCKance of socially HO objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first GYPSY television programs to address ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP Tourette's syndrome.

PISSHOLE Tourette's is SOD not to be SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH confused with SHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CC PLZ chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BUGGER OFF random PISS ARTIST disorientation, culturally-NIGGER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth INCEST outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ABO language, BUNG-HOLE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TITS JIZZ of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DUMBASS souvenir shoppes and massive pen0r quantities CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR of ANAL DIABETES PEEPEE garbage.

Darnit.

A WANKSPLAT Polite Note to the All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy Author:

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The SUGARTITS Tourette's WANK Research Institute was JIGGABOO founded to POLACK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DELICIOUS CAKE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SLOPE article HO funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SUCK MY DICK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SOD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DOUGHNUT PUNCHER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DICKFACE Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourrette's sufferers SEX swear. You can ASSWIPE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame GOOK TV, for always focusing on the FUCKTARD bad side of a terrible POWERSHIT thing.
  • The main SHITCOCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PENISBIRD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small TESTICLE CHOKE knee ASSHAT NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is INBRED no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DUNE COON cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DYKE school for SPUNK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage POLESMOKER sufferers to become FUCKTARD manically depressed and WANKSPLAT commit PISS ARTIST suicide.
  • There is no HEIL HITLER! cure, and the CHRISTMAS TREES drugs that are available to, "calm" the DIPSHIT tics often have adverse LOLCAT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHIT perodol" which caused my entire WETBACK body to go FUCK OFF numb and DAMN basically made it NIGGA! worse than CHUFF it is without the PISS UP MY ARSE drug.

I am an active member of a YOU WANKER tourette syndrome LIKE FATHER LIKE SON association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating COCKSUCKER the EPIDIDYMIS public view of Tourettes as a "ARSE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SAMUEL L. JACKSON much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SCUMBAG sorry for ARSE "hi-jacking" your ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PEARL NECKLACE this that really EMO annoys me. I am working towards a NIPPLES better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BUTTFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be POMMIE, and making fun of a TITS & DICKS horrible disorder is (not) BASTARD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CHAV time.

Best PORCH MONKEY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “COCKSMOKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS reply

As INDIA HAS NUKES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CENSORSHIP not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIVER CRABS SUCK Westerners show is not an MELAMINE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FALUN GONG degenerate capitalist culture in those RIVER CRABS SUCK countries. When showing FREEDOM OF SPEECH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MELAMINE in countries WIKIPEDIA leadership, those problems does not STUDENT MOVEMENT occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a SLITTY EYES byproduct of your GOVERNMENT FILTERS capitalist society MONASTERIES.

Li Chiang “FIREWALLS” Wen

P.S. SCROTUM Regards to Andrew BUKKAKE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

Mr. janitor

The FUCKING A bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKING punch him if you I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article. We have enough MUGABE HAS AIDS problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my JIGGABOO intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How FRITZ to SHITE cure DAMMIT the MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's MOCKIE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SEX for VENEREAL DISEASE Tourette's SON OF A BITCH Syndrome DOG SHIT is I WILL KILL YOU! following JERRY these DAMMIT rules I'LL RAPE YOU in JERRY order:

  • 1: Avoid SHITFACE immature GREASER little SHITSLINGING kids,
  • 2: Count to TITTYWANK within FELCHMONKEY 10 PRICKseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your WIENER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHIT nor HONKY talk,
  • 4: Tell JESUS FUCKING CHRIST yourself you PISS UP MY ARSE don't ABO have BALL SACK this PIGFUCKER disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CUNTSWILLING WITH NASTY BIRD SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CHIGGER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

FELCHING SHITPISSER ASS SHITTY BLUMPKIN BIGNOSE FUCKSTAIN POTTYMOUTH VAGINA BIG FOOT

DAGO ASS FUCKING A HATE HATE HAT DIRTY SANCHEZ SPUNK LET'S SHIT PRICK BEAVER SEX SPANK THE MONKEY HEIL HITLER! FIST FUCK CONDOMS POLACK FEWMETS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GOAT DICK NIGNOG BATHING SUIT AREA DOODIE HEAD TWO-INCH PENIS BALL SACK WIENER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DIPSHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BUGGER RICK MORANIS BASTARD AY-AY-AY DICKLICK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DONKEY DICK BULLSHIT ABO ASS NORTH KOREA FUCKING SHITHEAD OSTRICH MY ASS COCKSTUFFER DICKLICK SUCK MY DICK ARSE YID CUNNILINGUS FUCKFACE DICK SHITPISSER GREASER BASTARD FUCKBAG COCKSHITTER SHITPISSER DAMN SHITE BULLSHIT DARTH VADER CUNT FUCKSTAIN INBRED OH SHI– SACRAMENTO FELCHMONKEY WOMEN'S RIGHTS EAT MY SHIT! WANK TOTAL WETBACK POLESMOKER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH NIPPLES FUCKTARD BULLSHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKBAG BLOWJOB POMMIE DAMN ASSWIPE DAMN IT HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DICK PISS OFF GOVERNMENT FILTERS FEMADOM TWAT BITCH FUCK KAFFIR CUNT FIST FUCK GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMN WANK AUTOFELLATIO ASS CRACKER CRAPMUNCHER POLACK KIKE LET'S SHIT JACKASS FLYING FUCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON MASTURBATION SHITFUCKER MONKEY SHIT SEMEN DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! RICK MORANIS CUNT POLACK JACKASS SHIT ASSRAMMER DIPSHIT HELL WOMEN'S RIGHTS DOG SHIT CUNT LAPPER SHITHEAD NAZI SHITFUCKER DAMN IT YOU WANKER JIGGABOO ASS WETBACK COCK DICKFACE WANK SHITFACE FUCKWIT AUTOFELLATIO TURD HOSER GOVERNMENT FILTERS DUMBASS BRUSH MA TEETH SHITFACE FRIG ABO BORDER HOPPER COCKSUCKER TONY LA RUSSA TWAT TITWANK ORGASM GO HOME AND DIE STRAWBERRY ASS COMMUNIST DILDO JACK OFF SHITBALLS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PEDOPHILIA SHIT FLYING FUCK VAGINA JESSE McCARTNEY CONAN O'BRIAN NEGRO RAT'S ASS BLISTERING BARNACLES BITCH TUBA JUNGLE BUNNY CLIT SHITTY CLEVELAND STEAMER ASS LICKER MONKEY SHIT INBRED TITMOUSE COCK GENITALIA LET'S SHIT WIKIPEDIA BLUMPKIN CUM GANGBANG SHITFUCKER SHITBALLS FUCKTARD SHITFUCKER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CUNT MAMA MIA WANK SHIT FENCE JUMPER EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM SHITE DOG SHIT NAZI EAT MY SHIT! HATE HATE HAT HO CUNNILINGUS DYKE BUGFUCK SHUT UP, MEG! SHIT PUNANI JENKEM FAGGOT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCK OFF WANKSPLAT CAMEL JOCKEY ASSHOLE ASSHOLE FUCKSTAIN FROG'S FAT ASS CHOAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS HONKY BONER MOTHERFUCKER PISS ARTIST SMEG SPANK THE MONKEY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKER DICKFACE FAG FLYING FUCK SUCK MY COCK SEX JACKASS FUCK HELL RAT'S COCK PRICK BLOWJOB BUTT PIRATE PUSSY COCKSUCKER COCK [EXPLETIVE] CLIT SHITCOCK GOOK CAPTAIN CRUNCH NECROPHILIA JACK OFF SHIT D'OH DOODIE HEAD SEMPRINI DOUCHE CHIGGER CUNT COCK VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK YOU PECKERHEAD POLAK WANKER GRINGO JACK OFF LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASSHAT SEX BLESSED DAMN SAINT HOT GRITS DICK CHICKEN SHITBALLS SHITE HORSE SHIT BRUSH MA TEETH CHOAD KISSER YOU WANKER CUNT SHITE SPIC POO POO BLOWJOB O CANADA PISS WANK PISSHOLE ASSWIPE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCKSTAIN SHITE SHIT LIKE A HORSE GOD DAMMIT JAP COCKSMOKER BASTARD PENIS ON A BUN REDNECK FALSE BENSON ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA GOVERNMENT FILTERS FUCKFACE TITS FUCKING RAT'S COCK PIGFUCKER SEMEN FUCK SCUMBAG FELCHING GOD DAMN SHITTY MICK CLIT TWAT FROG'S FAT ASS TITTIES POWERSHIT CUNTBUCKET SHITTY DOG SHIT HORSE SHIT FUCKSTAIN PISS SHITFUCKER WANKER SACRAMENTO DOUCHEBAG FUCKING A FUCKWIT POMMIE ASSBANDIT TWAT BORDER HOPPER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CUNT FUCK HADJI GOD DAMN JACKASS CHOAD GOVERNMENT FILTERS CUNT KNOBJOCKEY SUCK A BIG DICK SEMEN BOOBS CRAPFUCKER JACKASS SHIT CUM BITCH CUNNILINGUS FUCKTARD RAT'S ASS BASTARD FROG'S FAT ASS O CANADA DILDO SUCK A BIG DICK CUNT FUCKING GIVING HEAD FUDGEPACKER ROSIE O'DONNELL GIVING HEAD DICK SHIT RONNIE CORBETT PUNANI MOZILLA FIREFOX CUNT CLUSTER FUCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CLIT REDNECK PEEPEE SON OF A BITCH PEDOPHILIA SHITCOCK HELL JIGGABOO MOZILLA FIREFOX LIMEY JACKASS VAGINA JAP SHITBALLS MOTHERFUCKER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CUNT VENEREAL DISEASE SHITE CLUSTER FUCK KRAUT FENCE JUMPER TIMBER NIGGER JIGGABOO CTHULHU FHTAGN I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKSTAIN SMEG THONG TASTER SOD OFF POTTYMOUTH REDNECK FUCKING ASSHOLE BULLCRAP FUCKER SHIT GENITALIA BASTARD PAKI FUCKBAG I WILL KILL YOU! FEWMETS FUCK SNUFF PORN BASTARD FUCKER JAP ASSHOLE FUCKTARD HELL DICKFACE SCROTUM ARSE POTTYMOUTH FRITZ NAZI JESSE McCARTNEY PEARL NECKLACE CUNT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SHITBALLS ASSCRACK CHAV FUCKSTAIN CUNT CROTCH OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH ASS SHITTY ASS CUNTSWILLING FIST FUCK CLUSTER FUCK TITTIES MALL SANTA BUTT-HOLE DAMN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CHINK CHOAD FROG'S FAT ASS MALARKY HORSE SHIT TAMPONS RAPE FUCKWIT DICKFACE FROG'S FAT ASS NIGNOG CRAP NIGNOG FUCKER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PISS ARTIST GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT FUCK OFF HELL BITCH BLUMPKIN MASTURBATION KIDDY FIDDLER POOPOO SHIT JACKASS SHIT TWAT MOLDY TITS HORSE SHIT FUCK NUGGET GOD DAMN DUMBASS FUCK BASTARD KAFFIR VAGINA GOAT DICK FUCKHEAD BOB SAGET DILDO JAP DESU SHITCUNTING SEX FIST FUCK BOOBIES HORSE SHIT BULLSHIT CHIGGER ARSE HADJI FUCKWIT DOG SHIT CHINK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUTT PIRATE QUEEF DICK CHICKEN SPICY CUNT FUCK WANK SHITFUCKER FELCHING 666 DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN SHITSLINGING ASSHAT HENTAI SEX BOOBS SUCK A BIG DICK DICKHEAD HITLER DAMN IT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCKSTAIN FUCKWIT CUNTBUCKET WALRUS SHIT NIGNOG SPIC BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA ASSHAT COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BOOBS SLOPE FUCKWIT HORSE SHIT FALSE BENSON PRICK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA JACKASS FUCK YOU DAMN IT CUNT PEARL NECKLACE BUTT-HOLE TACO DICKHEAD CUNT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CLIT WIGGER INBRED CLUSTER FUCK MASTURBATION SEX DICKHEAD DIPSHIT JERK OFF PENISBIRD ARSE ASSFACE I'LL RAPE YOU pen0r SHITTY BOOBIES JACK OFF DOODIE HEAD BLESSED DAMN SAINT ASSHAT BRITNEY DICK BONG DAMN SHIT VAGINA ASSBANDIT HOLY DUMB FUCK RONNIE CORBETT SUCK A BIG DICK CLEMEN BLOWJOB SHITTY I RAPE WALRUSES! DAMN BASTARD SHITCOCK HELL SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE JACKASS RAT'S ASS CLUSTER FUCK DYKE CUM ASSHAT INJUN DICKHEAD MARGARET THATCHER SHITCUNTING PIG JACK ABRAMOFF FUCK TURD DUMBASS 30 CASES OF PICKLES WANK GOD DAMMIT JACKASS SHIT BRITNEY BASTARD JIGGABOO WANK MICK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS TIT DIRT Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE and with the JIGGABOO and his FUCKFACE of girraffes in which WANKSPLAT while reading about DELICIOUS CAKE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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