Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKHEAD neurochemical FUCK disorder CAMEL JOCKEY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SAGGY TITS, sudden JOHNNY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DELICIOUS CAKE or BANGKOK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CHICKEN SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated HELLFIRE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may COON include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FLYING RAT'S ASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PUSSY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat HENTAI FRIG words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BULLSHIT utterFUCKance of socially BRITNEY objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first YOU WANKER television programs to address CHING CHONG CHINK Tourette's syndrome.

CAMEL JOCKEY Tourette's is DOUGHNUT PUNCHER not to be EMO confused with NECROPHILIA Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ARSEBADGERS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TITTYWANK random FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD disorientation, culturally-INBRED-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WILLY WONKA outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCK YOU language, O KURWA! and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DONGSHOVER HELL of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FASHION BUG souvenir shoppes and massive GOD DAMN quantities WALRUS SHIT of ANAL DIABETES suck my mothers garbage.

Darnit.

A YOGHURT CANNON Polite Note to the WETBACK Author:

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The BELGIUM Tourette's COMMUNIST DILDO Research Institute was KRAUT founded to CRAP.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BULLSHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your YOU WANKER article FUCKING funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITTING DICK NIPPLES changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TITS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SEMEN Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of FUCKING A Tourrette's sufferers I'LL RAPE YOU swear. You can POOPY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame WANK TV, for always focusing on the BITCH bad side of a terrible MILF thing.
  • The main FROG'S FAT ASS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are HITLER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BITCH' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small RUSTY TROMBONE knee BOLLOCKS NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is CUNTSWILLING no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DAMN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at YOU WANKER school for PIECE OF SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD sufferers to become BLOWJOB manically depressed and CUNT commit SHITCOCK suicide.
  • There is no BITCH cure, and the NEOPETS drugs that are available to, "calm" the BITCH tics often have adverse PISS OFF MY ASS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna NIPPLES perodol" which caused my entire GOD DAMMIT body to go DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT numb and FELLATIO basically made it NIGGA! worse than TITS it is without the INJUN drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKTARD tourette syndrome WANKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CLEMEN the LOLCAT public view of Tourettes as a "ASSHOLE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITHEAD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BALLS sorry for FUCK OFF "hi-jacking" your FUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GRINGO this that really WIENER annoys me. I am working towards a PRICK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BITCH article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CRAP ON A STICK, and making fun of a JACKASS horrible disorder is (not) FUCKING A funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ARSE time.

Best PISS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SLOPE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST reply

As CAPITALISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CAPITALISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT PROTESTS Westerners show is not an 1984 effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of HUMAN RIGHTS degenerate capitalist culture in those PROTESTS countries. When showing WIKIPEDIA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust COMMUNISM IS STUPID in countries TIBET leadership, those problems does not STUDENT PROTESTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHTS byproduct of your 1984 capitalist society UIGURS.

Li Chiang “TIBETAN BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. SHITFACE Regards to Andrew BOOBIES Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MUGABE HAS AIDS reply

Mr. janitor

The DONKEY PUNCHER bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKFACE punch him if you CHINK want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough CLEAN DRINKING WATER problems in this SALISBURY country anyway, without this triple thick cock CLEAN DRINKING WATER offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this UNITED KINGDOM article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass SALISBURY put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “RHODESIA” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCK OFF saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my PENISPENISPENIS!!! intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How O CANADA to POOPOO cure ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP the WIENER Tourette's ASSHAT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CANNED QUOTE for CLEMEN Tourette's HENTAI Syndrome KNOBJOCKEY is DARTH VADER following ASSHAT these SHITHEAD rules FAG in YID order:

  • 1: Avoid CLIT immature BUTT PIRATE little BELGIUM kids,
  • 2: Count to 666 within LICK PUSSY 10 YOU WANKERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your SHIT BITCH ASSFACE nor FUCK talk,
  • 4: Tell SHITHEAD yourself you BRITNEY don't SPANK THE MONKEY have TURD this NIGGER disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKWIT WITH NASTY PISS ARTIST DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

DAMN LET'S SHIT NEOPETS POTTYMOUTH SEX CHALICE CROTCH 666 NIGNOG PUNANI

FUCKHEAD ASSFACE BIRD SHIT SHITSLINGING BEAVER WINDOWS VISTA CUNT CRAPPER WANK SON OF A BITCH FUCK ASSFACE CUNT SHIT PUSSY BITCH SOD OFF SCUMBAG BEAVER DICKLICK DOUCHE NAZI D'OH SHIT NIGGER BEANER BEANER NIGGER TITS FROG'S FAT ASS WANK FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN FUCK O CANADA TURD JACKASS GOAT DICK WANK PISSHOLE CHENEY JUNGLE BUNNY SIGMUND FREUD CHALICE FLYING RAT'S ASS DICK TITS FUCKTARD PISS BALL SACK SHIT JACKASS SHIT ASSHAT GO HOME AND DIE BUKKAKE MARCH OF FLAMES FELCHING DONKEY DICK FUCK PENISFUCK PISSHOLE COMMUNIST DILDO NEGRO FUCK FUCKFACE BITCH FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN BLISTERING BARNACLES SEX SHIT ASSCRACK SAGGY TITS CLUSTER FUCK RICK MORANIS LICK PUSSY SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE NIPPLES HELL PISS ARTIST VAGINA CLIT WANKER RAT'S COCK FUCK YOU VENEREAL DISEASE I WILL KILL YOU! DONKEY DICK DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKER TITMOUSE COMMUNIST DILDO DUMBASS WIKIPEDIA FOUR-EYES CUNTYMINTS CHALICE BIRD SHIT BEAVER DOUCHEBAG NIPPLES GANGBANG HOMO QUEEF DAMN IT CUNT GOD DAMMIT NAZI FLYING RAT'S ASS FRITZ FUCKING FUCKFUCKER RICK MORANIS BLISTERING BARNACLES DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! JESSE McCARTNEY PUSSY WIENER TAMPONS BATHING SUIT AREA PEARL NECKLACE SHIT JAP HELL FUCKING A SAGGY TITS SPUNK URINE-GARGLING RAPE HOMO FUCK SHITE HORSE PENIS HADJI SHITCOCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BOOBS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCK AUTOFELLATIO DONALD RUMSFELD WANK PISS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNT SCUMBAG NORTH KOREA SHITHEAD I AM CORNHOLIO! BLOWJOB ASSFACE VENEREAL DISEASE BASTARD SON OF A BITCH JERK OFF BUGGER CC PLZ [Insert silly non-swear here] SHITCOCK RAT'S COCK BITCH DUMBASS CONDOMS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WANKER FUCKFACE BUTTFUCKER PEEPEE DONKEY DICK JESSE McCARTNEY TAMPONS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS EMO WIGGER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? GOBSHITE TUBA JERRY SON OF A BITCH HONKY SUCK A BIG DICK FRITZ SHITE ARSE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! ASSCRACK PUNANI PEARL NECKLACE BELLEND FUCK SHITHEAD TWAT LIMEY GRIS BOB SAGET FUCK SHITE KRAUT BULLSHIT SAGGY TITS CUNT BUKKAKE KITTENS PISS ARTIST DOUCHE JOHN SMILEY FACE COON SHITSLINGING SHIT HO HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSRAPING DOG SHIT LICK PUSSY CUNTBUCKET FUCK DOG SHIT ARSE BELLEND BRITNEY SHIT TOSSER POMMIE FUCK GOD BLESS AMERICA TITTIES NAZI TWAT GOD DAMMIT ASSHAT GOD DAMMIT FLAMING ASS BADGER SCUMBUCKET CHOAD pen0r RUSKIE ASSHAT JAP HADJI GRINGO ASSCRACK AY-AY-AY WOODPECKERSHIT JERRY CUNT SHITFACE TWAT SHITFACE CHRISTHUMPER POMMIE PUNANI WIENER PRICK FUCKFACE CUNT MASTURBATION POO POO BLOWJOB CAMEL JOCKEY FROG'S FAT ASS CHALICE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FELCHING MOTHERFUCKER DARTH VADER MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S COCK LOGJAMMER CUNT ASSHAT FUCK WANK ALF ARSE MONKEY SHIT ABO ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKHEAD JOHNNY NORTH KOREA ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DOM DeLUISE DIPSHIT JUNGLE BUNNY RAT'S ASS COON DAMN HELL FUCKER SUCK MY DICK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE PEARL NECKLACE CUNT CHUFF KAFFIR BUTT-FOR-BRAINS O CANADA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NI DONKEY DICK FUCKWIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CRAP BANGKOK CUNT LAPPER BIGNOSE NAZI FUCKER TAFFY CHICKEN FRIES LICK PUSSY BASTARD LET'S SHIT DAGO FUCKWIT DOM DeLUISE HELL CUNT CROTCH MOLDY TITS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DICKHEAD ASSHAT CUNT SHAKOPEE CHOAD CUNTBUCKET PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSHAT INBRED NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CLEMEN WANK REBECCA BLACK WANK CHOAD SCUMBAG LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ORGASM DIPSHIT CHIGGER CLEVELAND STEAMER FLYING FUCK PISSHOLE TWAT SUCK MY COCK SCUMBUCKET MOTHERFUCKER HADJI FIST FUCK MOTHERFUCKER AMERICA ONLINE MOTHERFUCKER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS TITS BRITNEY TWAT FRIG ANUSCAKE PISS ARSEBADGERS FUCKWIT FUCKING KITTENS CLIT BOB SAGET DUMBASS pen0r FLYING FUCK YOU WANKER FLYING FUCK NAZI NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PISS OFF JAP FROG'S FAT ASS QUEEF PORCH MONKEY [expletive deleted] FU SPANG CUNTRAG SHITTY GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SHITTY FUCKWIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DONKEY DICK TWAT CROTCH DYKE FREE ELECTIONS HORSE SHIT PUSSY DOUCHING JACK OFF P'KANG SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM MOCKIE PISS ARTIST FUCKING SHIT ANAL POMMIE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FROG'S FAT ASS GOD DAMMIT PEDOPHILIA JESSE McCARTNEY MONGOLIANS COCKSMOKER FUCK PENIS DUMBASS BASTARD JAP PUSSY FUCK FAGGOT FAGGOT SHITTY YOU WANKER BUKKAKE PIECE OF SHIT [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR TOSSER SHITFACE COCKSUCKER GIVING HEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AY-AY-AY BANGKOK SHITBALLS CLEVELAND STEAMER DUMBASS HOMO VENEREAL DISEASE SCROTUM CROTCH SPIC FUCKHEAD FREE ELECTIONS FREE ELECTIONS MOLDY TITS FUCK SCUMBAG ASSHAT ORGASM ASS WIENER WARNER MUSIC GROUP FLAMING ASS BADGER O CANADA MOTHERFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WIKIPEDIA WANK ANAL SHIT BITCH CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE PISSHOLE DOUCHE SHITFUCKER SHIT FUCK YOU ANAL CUNT NIGGER FAGGOT ASSCRACK ORGASM O CANADA FUCK YOU CROTCH WIKIPEDIA SAND NIGGER BASTARD SUCK MY DICK WOP BASTARD TESTICLE CHOKE FUCKWIT HELL ASSRAPING SHITSLINGING PISS MICK TITTIES SHIT BELLEND FUCK LIMEY ORGASM DICKHEAD ARSE PIG TAFFY DAMN FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKFACE DARTH VADER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FRITZ TITS PUSSY DIPSHIT BANGKOK OSTRICH MY ASS [EXPLETIVE] ASS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BALLS BULLSHIT SHITSLINGING SHITFUCKER NIGGER SHITCUNTING PEEPEE SHITCOCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER FUCK COON PIECE OF SHIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BLISTERING BARNACLES ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA HELL FUCK OFF CRAPPY PUSSY ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHIT NIPPLES ARSE BELGIUM KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 ASS PENIS ANUSCAKE CHALICE HELLFUCKER DAMN SHITTY YID MOTHERFUCKER GANGBANG DELICIOUS CAKE TITS & DICKS GOD DAMN FUCKING A SHIT TURD FUCK CLEMEN BITCH CONDOMS FUCKING JUMP! CHALICE EXTRA LONG PENIS YOU WANKER TOWELHEAD FUCKSTAIN BASTARD I AM CORNHOLIO! COCKSHITTER BONER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CRAPFUCKER LICK PUSSY SHITE COCKSUCKER BLISTERING BARNACLES CUM FUCK OFF FRENCH TICKLER DOG SHIT POWERSHIT SCUMBAG PEDOPHILIA DOUCHING NEGRO COCKSUCKER WOP WANK FUCKSTAIN STRAWBERRY ASS BASTARD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH MALARKY COON JACK OFF DYKE 666 JERRY HELL LICK PUSSY WANK CLEMEN BUGGER SHIT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK REBECCA BLACK YOU WANKER RAT'S COCK FUCKING ASSWIPE NECROPHILIA SHITFACE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCK PISS DAGO NIGGER ANAL HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHIT and with the BEANER and his BASTARD of girraffes in which SHITTY while reading about I WILL END YOU!!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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