Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or WIGGER neurochemical FUCK disorder SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid HELL, sudden FASHION BUG m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DICKFACE or SHITFACE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FALSE BENSON in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FROG way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GANGBANG include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA GYPSY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat VAGINA SOD OFF words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous KRAUT utterFUCKance of socially ARSEBADGERS objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CARPET MUNCHER television programs to address ARSE Tourette's syndrome.

TOWELHEAD Tourette's is MACACA not to be ASS confused with DICKHEAD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying KIKE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DAGO random TOSSER disorientation, culturally-YOU WANKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITFACE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DOUCHE NAZI language, YOU WANKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKFACE FROG of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BONER souvenir shoppes and massive NEOPETS quantities JOHN SMILEY FACE of ANAL DIABETES SHITE garbage.

Darnit.

A NEGRO Polite Note to the JOHN SMILEY FACE Author:

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The CUNT Tourette's LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD Research Institute was SEX founded to CHENEY.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TAMPON IN MY ASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CUNT article FUCKING A funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PISS ARTIST I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or LAKE TITICACA changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FLYING FUCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about STEVE BALLMER Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of HENTAI Tourrette's sufferers FUCK swear. You can NECROPHILIA blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASSHOLE TV, for always focusing on the DAMN bad side of a terrible RAT'S ASS thing.
  • The main ASSHAT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SAGGY TITS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'JACK OFF' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HELL knee DOUCHEBAG NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes NAZI cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCK school for FUCK OFF something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TIT DIRT sufferers to become TIT DIRT manically depressed and All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy commit BUGGER OFF suicide.
  • There is no CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE cure, and the FASHION BUG drugs that are available to, "calm" the JERK OFF tics often have adverse FLYING FUCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DOUCHE NAZI perodol" which caused my entire RAGHEAD body to go FROG'S FAT ASS numb and FUCKING A basically made it NIGGA! worse than BITCH it is without the DAMMIT drug.

I am an active member of a CLUSTER FUCK tourette syndrome NIGNOG association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating NEOPETS the PUSSYLICKER public view of Tourettes as a "ABO swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is [Insert yet another person's name here] much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SAND NIGGER sorry for JAP "hi-jacking" your BASTARD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CLUSTER FUCK this that really SPANK THE MONKEY annoys me. I am working towards a DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CUM article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PEDOPHILIA, and making fun of a WANK horrible disorder is (not) ARSE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCK time.

Best DUNE COON regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “TIT DIRT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIANENMEN SQUARE reply

As RIGHT WING Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are SLITTY EYES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN TOOTHPASTE Westerners show is not an OPINION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PROXY SITES degenerate capitalist culture in those FREEDOM OF SPEECH countries. When showing FIREWALLS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TANK MAN in countries STUDENT RIOTS leadership, those problems does not TIBET occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PANCHEN LAMA byproduct of your MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! capitalist society FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

Li Chiang “SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY” Wen

P.S. TACO Regards to Andrew FELLATIO Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

Mr. janitor

The THONG TASTER bastard who wrote this article. You can POLESMOKER punch him if you CRAP want to.

As a LGBT RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough CONDOMS problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock CLEAN DRINKING WATER offensive stuff. I ask that you UNITED KINGDOM remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with UNITED KINGDOM hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the EPIDIDYMIS saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my FUCKHEAD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How GOD DAMN to FUCK cure HELL the EAT MY SHIT! Tourette's MOZILLA FIREFOX Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DAMN for CUNT Tourette's PEDOPHILIA Syndrome FUCK is YID following ASSFACE these DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT rules BONER in POOPOO order:

  • 1: Avoid FU SPANG immature HELL little NAZI kids,
  • 2: Count to MACACA within IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 10 HELLseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your CARPET MUNCHER BUKKAKE FENCE JUMPER nor GOD DAMN talk,
  • 4: Tell SEX yourself you ASS don't COON have FUDGEPACKER this COMMUNIST DILDO disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK NIGGER WITH NASTY GOD DAMMIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

TURD SHITTING DICK NIPPLES PUSSY CHUFF YOUR MOM WHORE GOD DAMN BULLCRAP DEVELOPERS! BOLLOCKS

CUNT DYKE ASSFACE JACKASS SHIT PENISFUCK COON FUCKFACE PISS ARTIST BOOBS CUNT ASSHOLE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING MONASTERIES MOTHERFUCKER FRENCH TICKLER RICK MORANIS POLESMOKER HOSER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSHAT INBRED SHITE DICK DUMBASS DAMN NIPPLES WANKER MOTHERFUCKER GOATSE ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS GOD DAMN CLUSTER FUCK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS TOSSER PISS ARTIST PORCH MONKEY BASTARD GREASER PIG HELL PICKANINNY DAMMIT BOB SAGET WIKIPEDIA FUCK RAGHEAD JACKASS JENKEM SHITTING DICK NIPPLES PISS ARTIST DICKFACE FUCK OFF SHITE BALLS DONKEY PUNCHER JACK ABRAMOFF FEWMETS 30 CASES OF PICKLES PISS AUTOFELLATIO SHIT SAGGY TITS COCK DONALD RUMSFELD FUCKING A MOTHERFUCKER NIPPLES DOG SHIT COCK WIENER ASS LICKER ARSE PISS SHIT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY FROG'S FAT ASS POOPY SHIT LIKE A HORSE LENS CRAFTERS JAP EXTRA LONG PENIS ASSHAT SHIT ASS SHITE MALARKY SHITHEAD BOOBS PEDOPHILIA DONKEY DICK FLYING FUCK FUCKER KRAUT MILF FIST FUCK GIVING HEAD SHITFACE NIPPLES DIPSHIT HORSE PENIS SHIT BOOBS ASSFACE GOATSE JAP MAMA MIA CLIT WANK WIENER DOT HEAD NICARAGUA INBRED BOOBS HAIL SATAN! FLYING FUCK HELLFIRE PENISBIRD VENEREAL DISEASE MONASTERIES MONKEY SHIT BALLS WANK JIZZ NAZI PIXIES QUEEF HAIL SATAN! WIKIPEDIA NI ASSCRACK HOLY DUMB FUCK INJUN RAT'S COCK TOURETTE'S IS FUN SHITTY WHORE PISS ARTIST FELCHING DICK TITS TESTICLE CHOKE CUNTYMINTS VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKER TITWANK SHIT PEARL NECKLACE POLACK BENCH PRESS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DAMMIT CLIT SEX FIRECROTCH SHITE SCUMBAG HELL TITS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SUCK MY DICK LAKE TITICACA FUCKING HELL SHITFACE PUSSYLICKER RAPE FUCKER DAMN IT MALARKY RONNIE CORBETT CUNT MARY WHITEHOUSE MOTHERFUCKER BULLSHIT FRITZ SHIT SNUFF PORN REDNECK BITCH PIGFUCKER OH SHI– DOUCHE TITTYWANK JENKEM FOUR-EYES FUCKER DOUCHE NAZI GOD DAMN PIXIES NIGGER ASS COCKSMOKER CHOAD AMERICA ONLINE CUNT POTTYMOUTH DELICIOUS CAKE I CAN AFFORD FOOD JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FLAMING ASS BADGER BULLSHIT BULLSHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FRIG BITCH BITCH TIMBER NIGGER I WILL END YOU! SMEG REBECCA BLACK FUCKING A FUCK GOD DAMMIT SHITHEAD BITCH VAGINA GRINGO BITCH GOD DAMN DICKHEAD [Insert swear here] FAGGOT BITCH TITS & DICKS COMMUNIST DILDO BLOWJOB PISS BEAVER COCK HENTAI WANK VAGINA JAP SHIT DIPSHIT GOD BLESS AMERICA INBRED SEMEN ANUSCAKE VAGINA SHITHEAD SPUNK NIGGER BASTARD PIECE OF SHIT WHORE CRAPMUNCHER NIGGER SHITHEAD URINE-GARGLING DIRTY SANCHEZ BUTTFUCKER SHITTY BONER BEAVER CUM I CAN AFFORD FOOD FLYING RAT'S ASS QUEEF SPUNK PORCUPINE'S BALLS AY-AY-AY CARPET MUNCHER DICKLICK WANK THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! INBRED PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER PISS FRENCH TICKLER FUCK DUMBASS CROTCH LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! JOHN ELWAY ASSCRACK ASS POLACK DAMN JIZZ DIRTY SANCHEZ SOD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CHRISTHUMPER MILF DICKWAD RAT'S COCK ANAL I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST INJUN FRENCH TICKLER SHITFUCKER MACACA HONKY POMMIE RECTUM RAIDER SPUNK BIGNOSE COCK WANK AY-AY-AY SHITBALLS ANAL PORCH MONKEY BUNG-HOLE FRED PHELPS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCKFACE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GOAT DICK WIENER TITS YOU WANKER BOOBS JIGGABOO HITLER FUCKING A SCUMBAG HELL SHITCOCK SHITHEAD VENEREAL DISEASE DOT HEAD MOLDY TITS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS JACKASS GOAT DICK GRINGO BITCH FUCKFACE VAGINA O CANADA DONKEY PUNCHER HONKY BORDER HOPPER MALARKY FUCKING BUGGER OFF FUCKING FELCHMONKEY TITWANK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? ASSCRACK FUCK OFF All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy I'LL RAPE YOU CHUFF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BOOBS DAMN CLEVELAND STEAMER PISS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BITCH FUCKTARD POLACK CRACKER PIXIES HATE HATE HAT NI YOU WANKER CROTCH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BITCH SHITE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BOOBIES BOOBIES NAZI JESSE McCARTNEY RAT'S COCK GO HOME AND DIE PISS ARTIST JAP CHICKEN SHIT ARSE GOOK HELL CHICKEN SHIT REDSKIN HENTAI KRAUT SHITTY FUCKING A CUNT CLIT SAGGY TITS GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS HELL BELLEND WIGGER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS LET'S SHIT MASTURBATION JIZZ JOHNNY REDNECK SCROTUM MOTHERFUCKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE YOUR MOM SAGGY TITS CROTCH VAGINA CRAPPY NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES JACK ABRAMOFF HOMO MARCH OF FLAMES BOOBS KIDDY FIDDLER BITCH WETBACK KAFFIR CARPET MUNCHER SUCK MY DICK TAMPON IN MY ASS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! HELL BUGFUCK BENCH PRESS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASSHAT DAMN SHITSLINGING CC PLZ SHITTY FAGGOT SHITFACE FUCK OFF BIRD SHIT BARBRA STREISAND FLYING RAT'S ASS JACK OFF ASSCRACK WANK O CANADA ANAL BITCH PEARL NECKLACE SEX JACKASS SHIT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCK YOU DILDO TWAT SHIT ALEX TREBEK HELL PENISBIRD ASSWIPE BEAVER SHITFACE TOSSER BUNG-HOLE FEWMETS DOG SHIT URINE-GARGLING SHITPISSER NAZI CLUSTER FUCK VAGINA BLOWJOB SPIC BIRD SHIT MILF POLESMOKER SHITSLINGING FUCKTARD HELL FUCKING A TITTIES SHITFACE BALLS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ASSHAT SCROTUM INJUN SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCKING JUMP! MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PIGS MIGHT FLY EMO POLAK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK YOU MARGARET THATCHER ASSCRACK FUCKFACE JIGGABOO FUCKER COON JIGGABOO DOT HEAD BIGNOSE FELCHING COON FUCKTARD ASSRAMMER DAMN SEMEN ASSWIPE TITTYWANK FUCKSTAIN HORSE SHIT BASTARD ORGASM SOD ARSE ASSHOLE HELL SHITFACE SCROTUM PENIS FEWMETS ANAL ASSWIPE PORCH MONKEY BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA NIGGER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FELCHING ASSWIPE PENIS MALARKY JESSE McCARTNEY PIGFUCKER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS D'OH FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCK SHITFACE NAZI COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SIGMUND FREUD YOGHURT CANNON PRICK BITCH JACKASS SHITSKIN BULLSHIT AY-AY-AY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PISSHOLE GOD DAMMIT CUNT COCK FELCHING SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TACO KIDDY FIDDLER FLYING RAT'S ASS BITCH BASTARD COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT HATE HATE HAT PAKI MOTHERFUCKER GANGBANG GOBSHITE WOP YOGHURT CANNON HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCK DOT HEAD FUCK PIXIES ASSCRACK SON OF A BITCH FUCKER STRAWBERRY ASS BALLS COMMUNIST DILDO MOTHERFUCKER CRAPFUCKER CHINK CHIGGER FRIG DELICIOUS CAKE TOSSER DICK CHICKEN HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WEHATEMARIO RICK MORANIS ASSRAPING ART METAL PRODUCTS SCUMBAG RUSKIE MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD SHITE I WILL KILL YOU! [Insert swear here] BULLSHIT DAMN IT GOD DAMMIT KRAUT WANK SUCK MY DICK CUNT FUCKBAG SAND NIGGER SON OF A BITCH MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE TACO RAT'S COCK TWAT CUNT COCKSTUFFER BALLS ASSHAT CHOAD CRAP YUKKY DOODY NIGGER MONASTERIES ASSWIPE SCROTUM Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CUNT and with the PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT and his FUCK OFF of girraffes in which ASSFACE while reading about INJUN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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