Tourette's Syndrome

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

(Redirected from Tourette's Guy)
Jump to: navigation, search
Please take a I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! look at the ABO talk page of this GOD DAMN article for notes or discussion before SCRATCH! GROUNDER! editing.
Bouncywikilogo
For those without BITCH comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a BOB SAGET article about Tourette's syndrome.
TourettesGuy
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCK neurochemical FUCK disorder DAMN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid HELL, sudden DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements WANK or NAZI vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated COCKING FUCKBOROUGH way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ART METAL PRODUCTS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHAKOPEE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITTY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUNT CRAPFUCKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous NECROPHILIA utterFUCKance of socially POMMIE objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first COLGATE television programs to address BOLLOCKS Tourette's syndrome.

FAG Tourette's is PEDOPHILIA not to be WIKIPEDIA confused with DIPSHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCK YOU chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKFACE random SHITCOCK disorientation, culturally-EPIDIDYMIS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TITTIES outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local HORSE PENIS language, SONNY BILL WILLIAMS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS WOODPECKERSHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSHAT souvenir shoppes and massive PAKI quantities ASSHOLE of ANAL DIABETES FUCK garbage.

Darnit.

A DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Polite Note to the DAMN Author:

N90409469 32192706 6802

The CHIGGER Tourette's SPANK THE MONKEY Research Institute was CUNT founded to CUNT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SUCK MY COCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DEVELOPERS! article I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CONDOMS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MONKEY BALLS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PIG.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about WALRUS SHIT Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of BUTTFUCKER Tourrette's sufferers WOP swear. You can BLUMPKIN blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKTARD TV, for always focusing on the CLEVELAND STEAMER bad side of a terrible GIVING HEAD thing.
  • The main SPANK THE MONKEY symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BELLEND involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'JERRY' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA knee DICK NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is INCEST no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes [expletive deleted] cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK school for COCKSHITTER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DONKEY PUNCHER sufferers to become PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT manically depressed and SHOOP DA WHOOP commit CUNT CRAPPER suicide.
  • There is no NIGNOG cure, and the BUNG-HOLE drugs that are available to, "calm" the DAMN tics often have adverse YID side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CLIT perodol" which caused my entire TIMBER NIGGER body to go CUNNILINGUS numb and CLEVELAND STEAMER basically made it NIGGA! worse than ANUSCAKE it is without the ARSEBADGERS drug.

I am an active member of a NIGGER tourette syndrome BULLSHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SEX the ARSE public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SLOPE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITHEAD sorry for BITCH "hi-jacking" your FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CHINK this that really ROSIE O'DONNELL annoys me. I am working towards a DAGO better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKWIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TOTAL, and making fun of a BALLS horrible disorder is (not) FUCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BITCH time.

Best PIECE OF SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “WANK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIANENMEN SQUARE reply

As TIBET Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Westerners show is not an MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PANCHEN LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those TANK MAN countries. When showing PORTUGAL right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MONASTERIES in countries MONGOLIANS leadership, those problems does not TIBETAN BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TAIWAN byproduct of your HUMAN RIGHTS capitalist society CENSORSHIP.

Li Chiang “MONGOLIANS” Wen

P.S. CHOAD Regards to Andrew ASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply

Mr. janitor

The CONDOMS bastard who wrote this article. You can DUMBASS punch him if you WOMEN'S RIGHTS want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this BRITAIN article. We have enough LGBT RIGHTS problems in this CHOLERA IS FUN! country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my DAMN intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How NECROPHILIA to HELL cure ASSHAT the BULLSHIT Tourette's CUNNILINGUS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment WETBACK for TRANNY Tourette's BOB SAGET Syndrome SHIT LIKE A HORSE is FASHION BUG following DICKLICK these ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA rules COCK in JAP order:

  • 1: Avoid TAFFY immature CHOAD KISSER little DAMMIT kids,
  • 2: Count to PEARL NECKLACE within TUBA 10 BUKKAKEseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your POMMIE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FLYING FUCK nor ASS talk,
  • 4: Tell DOT HEAD yourself you JOHNNY don't BASTARD have DUMBASS this DELICIOUS CAKE disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SOD WITH NASTY GOD BLESS AMERICA DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BUGGER OFF FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

DYKE ALF FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CUNTSWILLING BIGNOSE DIRTY SANCHEZ FOUR-EYES HIGH WAGES SNUFF PORN AY-AY-AY

FIST FUCK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS OFF ANUSCAKE DAMNATION FUCKSTAIN GRUE RAPE HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! SON OF A BITCH DAGO CLIT FUCK RAT'S COCK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHITSLINGING JACKASS FELCHMONKEY SHITHEAD REDSKIN KRAUT DICKHEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DAMN SUCK A BIG DICK CUNTSWILLING SAND NIGGER CUNT VAGINA BITCH DONALD RUMSFELD FUCKWIT ASSFACE PUSSY SEMEN GRAPE PENIS COCK DISSIDENTS BOOBS INBRED I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKBAG SPUNK KRAUT FUCKWIT GARBAGE DAY! DARTH VADER COMMUNIST DILDO KRAUT CLUSTER FUCK SHITFACE DIPSHIT CUNTSWILLING PIG BASTARD [Insert swear here] I'LL RAPE YOU IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BUTT PIRATE ASSHAT CLEMEN COCKSUCKER HELL TITMOUSE FLYING FUCK TITS & DICKS KAFFIR HELL PEARL NECKLACE HELL FUCK OFF BULLSHIT HOMO GENITALIA HAPPINESS WANK DOG FUCKER SHITTY SHIT CUNTYMINTS FUDGEPACKER MOTHERFUCKER BUTTFUCKER FUCKHEAD SHUT UP, MEG! EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FROG'S FAT ASS DICKHEAD DOUCHETITS DICK CHICKEN MARCH OF FLAMES GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BASTARD JIGGABOO COCKSHITTER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SHIT INCEST BASTARD EPIDIDYMIS YOU WANKER VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKWIT FELCHMONKEY CRACKER MALL SANTA FUCKTARD HORSE SHIT DAMN IT PISS UP MY ARSE CHIGGER SHITFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER CONAN O'BRIAN CUM CROTCH FUCKSTAIN FRIG BELLEND OSTRICH MY ASS HEIL HITLER! CHINK HO CUNTRAG REDSKIN CHAV TAMPON IN MY ASS POLACK DONKEY PUNCHER MOTHERFUCKER FUDGEPACKER DICK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCKHEAD DOUCHE HO WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CONAN O'BRIAN CUNT ASS MICK JACKASS GANGBANG TOSSER COCKSUCKER DAMN HELL PENIS FUCKSTAIN I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! JIZZ GOATSE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK COON PISS ARTIST SHITSLINGING MARY WHITEHOUSE CAPTAIN CRUNCH LOLCAT JACK OFF SHITBALLS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! I RAPE WALRUSES! GOD DAMMIT PEEPEE POOPY FUCKING A FUCK FUCK A DUCK PUNANI TOURETTE'S IS FUN POLESMOKER HIGH WAGES FUCKSTAIN ASSHOLE VAGINA BUGFUCK BITCH HADJI WANK PENISPENISPENIS!!! FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DAMMIT DIPSHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS CHING CHONG CHINK FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN IT FRAK DOUCHE HELL FUCK YOU JIGGABOO AY-AY-AY FUCK NAZI FUCK TWISTY VAGINA DAMN CLIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GOD DAMMIT GO HOME AND DIE RONNIE CORBETT RAT'S COCK WANK SHITE DUMBASS BUTT PIRATE HOSER SUGARTITS SHITFACE BUGGER OFF FUCK MOLDY TITS COCKSUCKER SON OF A BITCH SHITFUCKER HELL SUCK A BIG DICK BOON BRITNEY COON BEAVER ASSWIPE FUCK NUGGET DUMBASS FUCK YOU RAT'S COCK AUTOFELLATIO CLEMEN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BLISTERING BARNACLES BASTARD SEMEN CRAP ON A STICK SUITCASE PENIS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITTY SHITCUNTING SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DICKWAD PEARL NECKLACE GOD DAMN CHAV INCEST GRINGO TITWANK FUCKER WANKER BENSON SUCKS COCKSTUFFER PORCH MONKEY NIPPLES BITCH lowercase REBECCA BLACK HELL WANK BITCH BULLSHIT BELGIUM GOOK HELL CHIGGER NECROPHILIA ASSWIPE SPUNK CLIT DAMN THONG TASTER SLOPE SHITPISSER HOMO JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK ORGASM DUMBASS SHITFACE JACK OFF CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR PAKI YUKKY DOODY GO HOME AND DIE AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING SHITSLINGING TUBA FELCHMONKEY ASSFACE PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD PENIS RUSTY TROMBONE FRITZ FRIG PICKANINNY WIENER FUCKER SPUNK FUCKSTAIN DISSIDENTS EMO GO COUNT YOUR DICK FLYING FUCK FENCE JUMPER FUCKWIT POLESMOKER 666 DOUCHEBAG BUKKAKE CHAV YOU WANKER INBRED DONKEY DICK NIHILISM NECROPHILIA DISSIDENTS BASTARD PISSHOLE DISSIDENTS DILDO NIGGER CUNT DAMN TWAT FUCKSTAIN FUCK OFF OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! TITS TACO HORSE SHIT DISSIDENTS BASTARD BOOBIES ASS LICKER PUSSY ASSHAT MARGARET THATCHER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI JUSTIN BIEBER TWISTY VAGINA SPANK THE MONKEY FUCK FUCK YOU BITCH BUTT-HEAD BITCH ARSEBADGERS ASS PUSSYLICKER FUCKTARD CLIT HELL JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHITHEAD BULLSHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ CHOAD FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK YOU WIKIPEDIA 666 IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKFACE REDNECK CRAP SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BUGGER OFF DAMN CLEVELAND STEAMER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITE JACKASS BUTT PIRATE CAMEL FUCKER HADJI SHITCOCK INBRED BITCH JACK OFF MARY WHITEHOUSE TITWANK AMERICA ONLINE SHIT WHORE DIRTY SANCHEZ SAND NIGGER RUSTY TROMBONE SHITFUCKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKSTAIN FELLATIO CAMEL JOCKEY IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SMEG DUMBASS DOT HEAD SNUFF PORN TAMPONS SON OF A BITCH TURD MONKEY SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU DAMN FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PISS FUCKFACE NORTH KOREA FUCKFACE FELCHING CLEVELAND STEAMER JERK OFF TWISTY VAGINA ASSHAT FIRECROTCH SHITE SHIT FUCKING WALRUS SHIT WIENER NIGGER SHITE BASTARD INCEST SHITSLINGING KNOBJOCKEY SPANK THE MONKEY FU SPANG FELCHMONKEY HITLER NIGGER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! GOD DAMMIT TITS & DICKS PUNANI RAPE SON OF A BITCH FOUR-EYES FUCK YOU MOCKIE SHITSLINGING SEX YOU WANKER WIKIPEDIA TWAT BASTARD WHORE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SCROTUM DICKHEAD DAMN SHITSLINGING CHICKEN SHIT CUNNILINGUS JOHN SMILEY FACE HITLER JACK OFF FAG SHITE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK D'OH FUCKING DELICIOUS CAKE SHITE PIGFUCKER BULLSHIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST REBECCA BLACK DAMN YOU WANKER TITTIES SCUMBAG DOODIE HEAD YOU WANKER FUCK MALARKY COMMUNION WAFER BITCH CUNTRAG JESSE McCARTNEY ORGASM FU SPANG FUCKBAG DICKHEAD BITCH TITMOUSE SHITSLINGING BUTT-HEAD MOLDY TITS BONER JUNGLE BUNNY GENITALIA GOD DAMN PUNANI SPIC BALL SACK SHITFUCKER GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY TWAT CRAP ON A STICK NIGNOG FUCK GO HOME AND DIE DOUCHE NAZI FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD TONY LA RUSSA FRITZ ASS SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU ASSWIPE PUSSY SOD TITMOUSE FUCKWIT DARTH VADER RAPE JOHN ELWAY FAGGOT LET'S SHIT KIKE FUCKER TAFFY FROG'S FAT ASS MARCH OF FLAMES CLEMEN DONKEY PUNCHER EPIDIDYMIS BITCH GRINGO AY-AY-AY SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CUNT REDSKIN ABO CC PLZ COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DOG FUCKER JACKASS DIRTY SANCHEZ IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK AY-AY-AY GANGBANG GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SHIT FUCKING A COON MOLDY TITS FUCKSTAIN MASTURBATION PENISFUCK PISS OFF MY ASS FUCK BUGGER BITCH CUNT CRAPPER CUNT CLIT SPANK THE MONKEY BUGGER INCEST DICKHEAD BASTARD ASSHAT FUCKER BUTTFUCKER ARSEBADGERS VENEREAL DISEASE 666 FUCK PISS KAFFIR FUCKSTAIN MAMA MIA DICKHEAD CLEMEN FRAK FUCKER PENIS GANGBANG GYPSY ASS FRIG CUNT DIPSHIT SHITE NIGGER TITS MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHETITS FUCK YOU ASSFACE TWAT FEMADOM ASSWIPE FUCKBAG SEX INBRED TITS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BOOBS FUCKING WANK FUCK YOU FUCK OFF BASTARD SEMEN O CANADA SEX SOD OFF FUCK PISSHOLE UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! NIGGER FUCK YOU SHITSLINGING FUCKER SHITFUCKER JACKASS SHIT SHITFACE CHOAD BUTTFUCKER Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASSWIPE and with the CHIGGER and his SPIC of girraffes in which BULLSHIT while reading about CUNT LAPPER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS also

Jsay
TheJeeMan
FUCK YOU Template:VIN DIESEL! YOU'RE a faggot! FUCK YOU IN THE ASS! I'd like to TITFUCK your ASS!
Remember, children; you is what you is! There is no evolution, just a list of creatures I allow to live! ;)


Fat man
   v  d  e
Fundamental Stereotypes
Adults | African Americans | Americans | Aspies | Armenians | Australians | Babies | Basement-dwellers | Beatniks | Bros | Blacks | Blondes | Boys | Brazilians | Brits | Brunettes | Canadians | Captains | Cavemen | Children | Christians | Communists | Cutters | Dead people | Dolphins | Douches | Dummies | Elves | Emos | Extremely Ugly People | Fantards | Fascists | Fat People | Feminists | Flying Gypsies | Foreigners | French | Frisians | Furries | Gays | Geordies | Germans | Ghosts | Girls | Gnomes | Heroes | Hindus | Hippies | Hipsters | Hispanics | Humans | Idiots | Indians | Irish | Italians | Japanese | Jehovah's Witnesses | Jews | KKK | Lesbos | Men | Mermaids | Metalheads | Metrosexuals | Midgets | Minsters | Mormons | Muslims | Native Americans | Nazis | Nerds | Newfies | Ninjas | N00bs | Nuns | Ninja Pirates | New Yorkers | Old people | Pagans | Perverts | Pikeys | Pimps | Pirates | Poles | Preggos | Poor people | Politicians | Preps | Psychics | Redheads | Rednecks | Retards | Rich people | Romanians | Russians | Satanists | Scarecrows | Scots | Southern People | Teenagers | Thieves | Transsexuals | Trolls | Toddlers | Tourettes People | Trekkies | Vegetarians | Whites | Wiccans | Wiggers | Wookiees | Women | Yuppies | Zionists | Zombies
Nuvola apps important Article written in the style of its subject
This article is SHITCUNTING funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its FUCKHEAD subject. If you do not find it funny DONKEY PUNCHER, it is probably because you are an INBRED CAMEL JOCKEY ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. JACKASS If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a TITS joke loses its humour PISS when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ignorant, then you wouldn't have PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! SPANK THE MONKEY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JUSTIN BIEBER DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!I <3 COCK
Common mental illnesses

Addiction | Attention Deficit Disorder | Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder | Anorexia | Autism | Awkwardness | Bipolar disorder | Bisexuality | Bulimia | Coldplay | Common sense | Compulsive Linking Disorder | Cornography Addiction | Corpsearianism | Death | Dianamania | Drug addiction | Dyscalculia | Dyslexia | EastEnders | Encyclopedia Dramatica (Website) | Environmentalism | Existence | Furries | Fishing | Finnegans Wake | Heterosexuality | Homosexuality | Hooliganism | Hypochondria | Ikea | Life | Masturbation | MWGS | Narcissism | Necrophilia | Necrophiliphobia | Niynelevenitis | Pacifism | Patriotism | Penis Envy | People Who Like to Fuck Naked | Particularly Compulsive Redundant Linking Disorder | Pyromania | Religion | Sarah Palin | Schizophrenia | Scottishness | Socks Addiction | Solipsism | Stupidity | Thinking | Tourettes Syndrome | Ugliness | Uncyclopedia Addiction | Vanity | Vegetarianism | VGA | Wikiholism

view  discuss  edit
Personal tools
In other languages
projects