Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASS neurochemical FUCK disorder BASTARD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CLUSTER FUCK, sudden [Insert silly non-swear here] m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKTARD or POMMIE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly WOMEN'S RIGHTS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITCOCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BALLS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken WHORE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FRITZ words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TOSSER ASSFACE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SCROTUM utterFUCKance of socially TWAT objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKFACE television programs to address PISS ARTIST Tourette's syndrome.

INBRED Tourette's is MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS not to be ASS confused with OLD CHRIST OF A Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SCUMBAG chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SPIC random BONER disorientation, culturally-BIRD SHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DOUCHE NAZI outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local EUROIPODS language, DIPSHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BULLSHIT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PISS OFF souvenir shoppes and massive CLEMEN quantities CODEINE IS A QUEER of ANAL DIABETES HATE HATE HAT garbage.

Darnit.

A WANK Polite Note to the BITCH Author:

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The FROG Tourette's RIGHTS Research Institute was RAPE founded to NI.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WALRUS SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your NICARAGUA article LET'S SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASSHAT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TURD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CUNNILINGUS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of FUCKBAG Tourrette's sufferers RAGHEAD swear. You can SPANK THE MONKEY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame POMMIE TV, for always focusing on the FUCK OFF bad side of a terrible FLYING RAT'S ASS thing.
  • The main FUCK OFF symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SPUNK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ABO' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small GOD DAMN knee JERRY NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is WOODPECKERSHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at JIZZ school for PUSSY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PUSSYLICKER sufferers to become COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS manically depressed and TAFFY commit CLIT suicide.
  • There is no BUTT-FOR-BRAINS cure, and the TAMPON IN MY ASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the SPUNK tics often have adverse PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BITCH perodol" which caused my entire SON OF A BITCH body to go COON numb and DAMN basically made it NIGGA! worse than JACKASS it is without the NECROPHILIA drug.

I am an active member of a ASSHAT tourette syndrome BOB SAGET association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating REDNECK the SHIT LIKE A HORSE public view of Tourettes as a "CUM swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKSTAIN sorry for BUTT-FOR-BRAINS "hi-jacking" your GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TOWELHEAD this that really CRAP ON A STICK annoys me. I am working towards a WANK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SAND NIGGER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DOUCHING, and making fun of a JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST horrible disorder is (not) LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your LIKE FATHER LIKE SON time.

Best FUCKSTAIN regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “COCKSHITTER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese ELECTION reply

As FALUN GONG Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA IS CAPITALIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill COMMUNISM IS STUPID Westerners show is not an GOVERNMENT FILTERS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of INDIA HAS NUKES degenerate capitalist culture in those ELECTION countries. When showing TIBET right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust LHASA in countries ELECTION leadership, those problems does not LHASA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY byproduct of your TANK MAN capitalist society STUDENT MOVEMENT.

Li Chiang “NORTH KOREA” Wen

P.S. FUCKWIT Regards to Andrew ASSHAT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

Mr. janitor

The ORGASM bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKHEAD punch him if you DAMN want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter RHODESIA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this SALISBURY article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this HIV NEGATIVE country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE POWER offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BEANER saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my WARNER MUSIC GROUP intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How JACK OFF to ASS cure INCEST the CUNTSWILLING Tourette's DUMBASS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BLUMPKIN for PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Tourette's ANAL DIABETES Syndrome COCK is CAMEL JOCKEY following WIENER these PISS rules BLUMPKIN in SCUMBAG order:

  • 1: Avoid SHITPISSER immature COCKSTUFFER little LIMEY kids,
  • 2: Count to SHITFACE within HAPPINESS 10 ASSFACEseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your SHITE HORSE PENIS SHITFUCKER nor KIKE talk,
  • 4: Tell SHITCUNTING yourself you COCKSTUFFER don't SEMEN have CARPET MUNCHER this FLYING RAT'S ASS disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK TOWELHEAD WITH NASTY DUMBASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

BALL SACK SHAKOPEE '"`UNIQb3c1785b9b8984-nowiki-000000BC-QINU`"'CLUSTER FUCK'"`UNIQb3c1785b9b8984-nowiki-000000BD-QINU`"' IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK GOBSHITE BEAVER BONER PUSSY IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD HORSE SHIT

SCUMBUCKET HAIL SATAN! WANK SHITE FUCKSTAIN FUCKBAG SHIT TITS NAZI RAT'S ASS DOG FUCKER CLEVELAND STEAMER ARSE ASSHAT DONGSHOVER CRAP FUCKHEAD FELLATIO FRIG MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DOUCHEBAG CAMEL FUCKER SHIT LIKE A HORSE INCEST PORCUPINE'S BALLS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FRITZ CLUSTER FUCK TITS & DICKS CHRISTHUMPER CRAP DICKHEAD HELL BORDER HOPPER POO POO BLOWJOB LET'S SHIT I AM CORNHOLIO! BRITNEY GOD DAMMIT PENISBIRD ASSFACE CLIT BUTTFUCKER TOWELHEAD MASTURBATION DOUCHEBAG [Insert yet another person's name here] TWAT OLD CHRIST OF A FUCKSTAIN DUNE COON Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BULLSHIT FUCK LENS CRAFTERS WANKER ASS DAMN MALARKY WANK BUKKAKE SHITTY FUCK BELGIUM FELCHING SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS PEDOPHILIA THONG TASTER FRAK OLD CHRIST OF A BULLSHIT PECKERHEAD FUCK COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK PISS JACKASS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA MASTURBATION CUNT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DICKFACE CLUSTER FUCK BALL SACK FAGGOT PISS ARTIST JAP DOUCHE CLUSTER FUCK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CRAPFUCKER DAMN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCK OFF INCEST FRAK BOOBIES TOWELHEAD CHIGGER DICKFACE WIENER BANGKOK FUCKTARD FAGGOT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES NIGGER SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT BULLSHIT SHITFACE CROTCH SON OF A BITCH DICK CHICKEN BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ARSE SHITFACE AAAAAAAAA! SHIT FUCKHEAD FUCK BEANER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WANK RAT'S COCK FLYING FUCK HORSE SHIT FLYING FUCK SHITHEAD EMO LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS MACACA BASTARD BUGFUCK SHIT I RAPE WALRUSES! DAMN IT DOUCHING ASSFACE SAND NIGGER PEDOPHILIA I CAN AFFORD FOOD NECROPHILIA BOOBIES ASS I CAN AFFORD FOOD MOZILLA FIREFOX ASS LICKER PORCH MONKEY DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSRAMMER LET'S SHIT CUM BULLSHIT PISS OFF HELLFUCKER DICKWAD HORSE PENIS I WILL END YOU! ABO BALLS TWAT NECROPHILIA PEDOPHILIA ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS HADJI 666 SPIC BASTARD GOD DAMMIT DAMN IT NIPPLES HELL ASS FASCIST BONG FUCKFACE GREASER SEX TOURETTE'S SYNDROME FUCK OFF DAMN IT CHIGGER NIPPLES BASTARD ALEX TREBEK FUCKER SHITE DIPSHIT SCUMBAG DICK IN A BOX IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! I RAPE WALRUSES! GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCKBAG HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS WANKSPLAT D'OH DUMBASS CONDOMS [expletive deleted] ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCKBAG WIENER FUCKSTAIN DAMN LET'S SHIT FOUR-EYES CLUSTER FUCK WIENER HELL HOT GRITS EPIDIDYMIS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA NAZI DAMN MAMA MIA COON SEMEN PISS BLOWJOB SHITFUCKER HOSER WANKER YOGHURT CANNON PUSSYLICKER WANKER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKFACE SHITE BOOBS FRIG HELLFIRE DIPSHIT HORSE SHIT ASSCRACK [Insert yet another person's name here] TWISTY VAGINA ASS CRAPFUCKER PISS OFF PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! FLYING FUCK WANKSPLAT BEAVER ASS SHITFACE JERK OFF WETBACK BALLS [EXPLETIVE] ARSE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS REDSKIN BUTTFUCKER CUNT FUCKING JUMP! FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE LET'S SHIT I AM CORNHOLIO! CLUSTER FUCK CRAPFUCKER BATMAN & ROBIN SHITCOCK BUKKAKE FASHION BUG CONDOMS BELLEND MALARKY COCKSTUFFER COON HELLFUCKER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! PISS ARTIST NIPPLES JOHN SMILEY FACE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! JOHNNY CUNTBUCKET DIPSHIT SOD OFF TWAT JUNGLE BUNNY 666 FUCKSTAIN JAP FROG'S FAT ASS CHIGGER WETBACK FUCKWIT SCROTUM ASSWIPE BUKKAKE CUNT GOD DAMN ASS COLGATE ASS TITS & DICKS DONKEY PUNCHER TOWELHEAD SHITFACE TURD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA GYPSY FUCK NUGGET INBRED JIZZ HORSE PENIS GIVING HEAD ASSHAT FOUR-EYES SCUMBAG BITCH TITMOUSE GOAT DICK ASS LET'S SHIT SHITHEAD GOD DAMMIT FUCK TOTAL CHRISTHUMPER NIGGER NIPPLES BEAVER FUCKING HONKY FUCKER COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK FUCKER DAMN STEVE BALLMER FUCKING I CAN AFFORD FOOD FUCKER SHITSLINGING DICKHEAD JACKASS SHIT TOSSER COON MOTHERFUCKER HONKY JOHN ELWAY BATHING SUIT AREA BOLLOCKS SMEG BANGKOK BUTTFUCKER ASS TESTICLE CHOKE CHIGGER JUNGLE BUNNY SOD MONKEY SHIT NIPPLES FUCKHEAD LENS CRAFTERS BALLS TESTICLE CHOKE RICK MORANIS SEMEN POMMIE FUCK CROTCH BANGKOK SHITFACE DARTH VADER FELCHING FUCKWIT FUCKER SUCK MY DICK JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKER BOLLOCKS CUNTSWILLING FUCKFACE SPIC NIPPLES ASS GOD DAMMIT VENEREAL DISEASE CHICKEN SHIT BONG PISS ARTIST JESSE McCARTNEY DEVELOPERS! DAMN WANK DOUCHETITS ASS RAT'S COCK O CANADA PRICK NAZI WETBACK POLAK ASSCRACK PISSHOLE FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS POWERSHIT SCUMBAG BOLLOCKS SON OF A BITCH FUCKSTAIN CARPET MUNCHER AUTOFELLATIO YOU WANKER PISS DOG SHIT TENTACLE RAPE I RAPE WALRUSES! ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA JACK OFF FUCK OFF TAMPON IN MY ASS PENIS MOTHERFUCKER SHITE WETBACK WOP SHITE TITWANK BEAVER RIGHTS FUCK YOU JACKASS HAPPINESS AUTOFELLATIO NIGNOG MASTURBATION GREASER SHITPISSER SOD CUNTING ASSCRACK CUNT DIPSHIT BUGGER KIKE NEGRO WIGGER CODEINE IS A QUEER FUCKSTAIN GREASER SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CAPTAIN CRUNCH BLUE PENIS! HELL SOD HAIL SATAN! SHIT SHITSKIN SEMPRINI DAMN BOOBS NIGGER TITS FUCKING FUCKFACE CUNT BONG FUCKHEAD FLYING FUCK DICK CHICKEN SHITFUCKER WOP OLD CHRIST OF A CRAPPY WANK SEX SHITSKIN SCUMBAG TACO OSTRICH MY ASS GOD DAMN CUNTYMINTS STRAWBERRY ASS DIPSHIT D'OH SHITE CODEINE IS A QUEER TITS ARSE CRAPFUCKER MONKEY SHIT JACK OFF NIGGER CAMEL FUCKER JACKASS RECTUM RAIDER HOSER FRENCH TICKLER TWISTY VAGINA GIVING HEAD CRAP ON A STICK I CAN AFFORD FOOD BIRD IN THE HOUSE FRAK BOON ASSHAT NAZI YID DAMN SHITPISSER FENCE JUMPER FUCKSTAIN BEAVER JAP SHITBALLS SHOOP DA WHOOP POMMIE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON WOP JACKASS MONKEY BALLS RUSTY TROMBONE BUGFUCK SHITE SHIT YOUR MOM DOUCHING FUCK YOU TIT SPRINKLES AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PUSSYLICKER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DUNE COON ARSE MILF FAGGOT ASS GOD DAMN HOLY DUMB FUCK SMEG ASS COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CRAP FUCKHEAD TITS RAT'S COCK DAMN SON OF A BITCH NIGNOG JACKASS BITCH DIPSHIT CROTCH DARTH VADER NIGGER CUNNILINGUS FUCKTARD PEDOPHILIA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BALLS YOU WANKER DICK FROG HORSE SHIT DUMBASS GYPSY ASSCRACK WIKIPEDIA NECROPHILIA JACKASS POTTYMOUTH MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FELCHING DAMN COON PIECE OF SHIT JACKASS BOOBIES SHITE DUMBASS ASSRAMMER CUNT DOUCHE ASSCRACK SAMUEL L. JACKSON BUGFUCK ART METAL PRODUCTS CHICKEN FRIES FUCKING FUCK DILDO FUCKING JUMP! COCK BASTARD O KURWA! FROG'S FAT ASS SHIT SHITHEAD BASTARD RAT'S ASS JACKASS DILDO HAIL SATAN! BUTT PIRATE 666 CUNTYMINTS DAMN GANGBANG FELCHMONKEY FRITZ BRITNEY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DOM DeLUISE FELCHING CUNT BEAVER CHIGGER CAMEL JOCKEY JIGGABOO INCEST AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BASTARD DICKFACE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BLOWJOB SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FASHION BUG and with the FUCKSTAIN and his FEMADOM of girraffes in which BASTARD while reading about SUCK A BIG DICK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See REDSKIN also

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