Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PISS neurochemical FUCK disorder BELLEND characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid JUNGLE BUNNY, sudden FUCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BENSON SUCKS or TACO vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITHEAD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TITS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may JOHNNY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BULLSHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FELLATIO words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PUSSY words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCK OFF utterFUCKance of socially MACACA objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FAGGOT television programs to address SEX Tourette's syndrome.

DAMN Tourette's is FRENCH TICKLER not to be AUTOFELLATIO confused with PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CAPTAIN CRUNCH random DARTH VADER disorientation, culturally-JUSTIN BIEBER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth RICK MORANIS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local KRAUT language, GYPSY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places O KURWA! PIGFUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky COCKSTUFFER souvenir shoppes and massive SHITTY quantities HAIL SATAN! of ANAL DIABETES BELGIUM garbage.

Darnit.

A DAMN Polite Note to the ABO Author:

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The PIXIES Tourette's FUCKWIT Research Institute was ASSHOLE founded to BASTARD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DAMN IT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BASTARD article BUNG-HOLE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DICKFACE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BASTARD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY!.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKWIT Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of HELL Tourrette's sufferers HOT GRITS swear. You can TWAT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASSRAPING TV, for always focusing on the HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS bad side of a terrible FUCKSTAIN thing.
  • The main SPUNK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are WIKIPEDIA involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITSLINGING' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCK knee SUCK COCKS IN HELL! NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is ORGASM no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ORGASM cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SOD school for GOD DAMN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASSHAT sufferers to become [expletive deleted] manically depressed and CAPTAIN CRUNCH commit BANGKOK suicide.
  • There is no FUCKWIT cure, and the SPUNK drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKWIT tics often have adverse JAP side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ROSIE O'DONNELL perodol" which caused my entire FUCKFACE body to go BUTT PIRATE numb and ARSE basically made it NIGGA! worse than BUKKAKE it is without the SHITHEAD drug.

I am an active member of a TITS & DICKS tourette syndrome DOUCHETITS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCK OFF the BITCH public view of Tourettes as a "SHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GOD DAMMIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am EMO sorry for COCK "hi-jacking" your CUNT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BALL SACK this that really POMMIE annoys me. I am working towards a KIDDY FIDDLER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this WINDOWS VISTA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JERK OFF, and making fun of a BOON horrible disorder is (not) FUCKING JUMP! funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BONER time.

Best KAFFIR regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASSCRACK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIGHT WING reply

As ELECTION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PANCHEN LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an TIBET effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FREEDOM OF SPEECH degenerate capitalist culture in those KENNY countries. When showing KOREA LOVER right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PROXY SITES in countries UIGURS leadership, those problems does not UIGURS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a HUMAN RIGHTS byproduct of your POISON IN TOOTHPASTE capitalist society I LIKE BUSH.

Li Chiang “HUMAN RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. SHITE Regards to Andrew BUTT PIRATE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

Mr. janitor

The DICK TITS bastard who wrote this article. You can BLOWJOB punch him if you DOG SHIT want to.

As a RHODESIA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter UNITED KINGDOM Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock LGBT RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “HIV NEGATIVE” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MASTURBATION saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my DOT HEAD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How CRACKER to FUCKWIT cure TAFFY the MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS Tourette's PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PICKANINNY for MARCH OF FLAMES Tourette's HELL Syndrome JENKEM is DRAMA following FLYING FUCK these JESSE McCARTNEY rules PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT in BUTT PIRATE order:

  • 1: Avoid DICKHEAD immature DIPSHIT little FEWMETS kids,
  • 2: Count to SPIC within DONKEY DICK 10 ASSWIPEseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your PEARL NECKLACE POLAK BULLSHIT nor POO POO BLOWJOB talk,
  • 4: Tell ARSE yourself you BULLSHIT don't FUCKSTAIN have SCUMBAG this BITCH disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITE WITH NASTY CHRISTHUMPER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S MILF FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

AUTOFELLATIO FUCKTARD ASSFACE TITTYWANK CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHITFACE FELLATIO TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS SHITTY DAMN

DAMN GOD DAMMIT PISS BITCH TITS & DICKS SHITPISSER BLISTERING BARNACLES CLUSTER FUCK BASTARD DONKEY DICK I RAPE WALRUSES! FRITZ COCKSHITTER DAMN BASTARD CROTCH SEMEN MASTURBATION PUSSYLICKER BASTARD FUCKING DAMN IT ASSCRACK EPIDIDYMIS BITCH DIPSHIT RAT'S ASS HONKY DOG FUCKER SHIT CUM CAMEL FUCKER BALL SACK JIGGABOO CAMEL JOCKEY ASS FUCK YOU SHIT JUNGLE BUNNY HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CUM FUCKING FRIG NAZI CLEMEN ANUSCAKE COCKSMOKER [expletive deleted] TOSSER PISS PIGFUCKER INBRED BITCH NIGGER TITS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON WANK BITCH BITCH CUNT WIGGER CUNT GREASER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CLUSTER FUCK RAT'S COCK HELL RAGHEAD DUNE COON WOP HAIL SATAN! STEVE BALLMER ANAL WANK COCKSMOKER AUTOFELLATIO AMERICA ONLINE KNOBJOCKEY GOD DAMN FUCKWIT KAFFIR CAMEL JOCKEY LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT ASS FROG HORSE PENIS ASS FUCK YOU DOUCHE CHRISTIANITY MOTHERFUCKER BLOWJOB CONAN O'BRIAN COON PORCUPINE'S BALLS BIRD SHIT CUNT SHIT CUNNILINGUS COCKSMOKER CUNT REDNECK FUCKSTAIN ORGASM STEVE BALLMER D'OH CONDOMS URINE-GARGLING TRANNY FUCK A DUCK PISS ARTIST PEARL NECKLACE GOD DAMMIT SCUMBAG FUCK ASS LICKER WANKER ASS FASCIST BUGGER OFF CHRIST OF TABERNACLE MOTHERFUCKER CHIGGER BASTARD GOD DAMMIT FUCKING A FUCKSTAIN TITWANK POOPOO MALARKY JAP WOP OSTRICH MY ASS SHITFACE BEANER ASSHOLE WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKER INCEST SHITTY DICKFACE WETBACK JUSTIN BIEBER CUNT BASTARD SHITHEAD CROTCH BASTARD GOD DAMN BOB SAGET RAT'S ASS ASS GARBAGE DAY! BULLSHIT DICK JAP GREASER BULLCRAP SHITSLIDE SHIT NIGGER MALL SANTA TAFFY GOD BLESS AMERICA FENCE JUMPER SHITFUCKER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT NIGGER DUNE COON MONKEY'S UNCLE BOON JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS PUSSY ASSCRACK FUCK FUCK CUNT CHIGGER SUCK MY DICK ASS ASS VAGINA COON FASHION BUG COCKSUCKER FUCKHEAD FUCK A DUCK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PUSSYLICKER ARSE FUCKING GOD DAMN SEX ASSHOLE FUCK OFF D'OH CLIT WIENER COCKSTUFFER BALL SACK GOD DAMMIT SUCK A BIG DICK PENIS SHITFUCKER GENITALIA CROTCH SHIT SUCK MY DICK FLYING FUCK CHIGGER WINDOWS VISTA TOURETTE'S SYNDROME CLIT FELLATIO SHITFACE LAKE TITICACA FELLATIO VAGINA SEMEN CUNT CRAPPER TITMOUSE FUCKSTAIN FUCKWIT BASTARD MY ANUS IS BLEEDING TITWANK POOPOO CHOAD SHITFUCKER HOMO BEANER TWAT JACKASS CHRISTIANITY COCK TITWANK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SEMEN DAMN TITS & DICKS WHORE FRIG AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BITCH pen0r CAMEL JOCKEY BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA EPIDIDYMIS POLAK SCUMBAG BELLEND CONDOMS FIST FUCK CRAP ON A STICK FUCK NUGGET PISS BITCH FUCKING COCK RAGHEAD SOD CUNT CLIT JAP SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? SHITSLINGING MICK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! PEARL NECKLACE PISS CLUSTER FUCK TIT SPRINKLES JACKASS FUCKFACE pen0r CUNT JAP BUKKAKE FUCK WHORE GOD DAMN GIVING HEAD PISS ARTIST RONNIE CORBETT BASTARD CAMEL JOCKEY RAGHEAD RAT'S ASS JOHN SMILEY FACE FRED PHELPS CRACKER FUCK BOLLOCKS ASSCRACK GANGBANG PIXIES ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHITCUNTING POO POO BLOWJOB BUGGER OFF SIGMUND FREUD CUNNILINGUS KRAUT JIZZ SHITTY SHITHEAD YOGHURT CANNON COCKING FUCKBOROUGH ASSHAT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS PIG FOUR-EYES ASS HOMO FLYING FUCK FUCKSTAIN DICKFACE SHITFUCKER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER ALF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FEMADOM CHING CHONG CHINK DOT HEAD PIGFUCKER CROTCH CUNT PISS DIPSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITPISSER SHITSLINGING LOLCAT NIPPLES PRICK CHIGGER CHING CHONG CHINK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKWIT TRANNY FELLATIO HORSE SHIT BOOBIES CONDOMS NAZI RAT'S COCK DICKLICK SHITSLINGING LET'S SHIT JERRY SCUMBAG GOD DAMMIT FUCKBAG BASTARD QUEEF BITCH SHIT SHITE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DICKLICK SHITHEAD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PECKERHEAD DICKLICK CUNNILINGUS ASS SHITFUCKER DICK TITS SUCK MY DICK ABO BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BALL SACK BELGIUM BUTTFUCKER ASSWIPE TWAT DAMN SHITHEAD TITS & DICKS JIGGABOO NIGGER WANK CONDOMS PECKERHEAD ASSHAT JACK ABRAMOFF ASS PORCUPINE'S BALLS DICKLICK ASSHAT DICKFACE JERK OFF COCKSUCKER DICKWAD WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? JERRY ASSWIPE PENISPENISPENIS!!! SHITBALLS DICKHEAD GOD DAMN HO BOOBS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK TITS & DICKS CONDOMS GOD BLESS AMERICA SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DICKFACE ALF TIT DIRT GOATSE HELL JENKEM FUCKSTAIN FELLATIO PIECE OF SHIT SHITE FUCKSTAIN BUTT-HEAD JUNGLE BUNNY FAG SCUMBUCKET HELLFIRE DRAMA JACKASS BELGIUM PENIS PRICK PEDOPHILIA DOT HEAD PUSSY JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK VENEREAL DISEASE JESSE McCARTNEY SHIT FUCKTARD JAP DICKWAD POMMIE PUNANI DOUCHING DAMN IT MONKEY SHIT SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ BITCH HELL JOHN ELWAY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MOCKIE FUCKHEAD ASSFACE PISSHOLE SON OF A BITCH AY-AY-AY I WILL END YOU! PIG FLYING FUCK AAAAAAAAA! MAMA MIA HITLER CHRISTHUMPER WIENER HENTAI PENIS PENIS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BULLSHIT BUKKAKE TWAT MOTHERFUCKER DUMBASS DOUCHE NAZI PORCH MONKEY ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKING A FUCKSTAIN EMO DIPSHIT CAMEL FUCKER DICK DUMBASS FUCKWIT FELLATIO GANGBANG WETBACK PRICK SMEG SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DARTH VADER LET'S SHIT BALLS FUCKFACE DIPSHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX TITWANK OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! FUCKWIT DICKFACE FUCK NIPPLES TAMPON IN MY ASS BOON BIRD SHIT SPIC SEX FLYING FUCK FLYING FUCK PEDOPHILIA DAMMIT WHORE MACACA DICK IN A BOX FUCK A DUCK O CANADA DOT HEAD SUCK COCKS IN HELL! I WILL KILL YOU! MOTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SPIC NECROPHILIA POMMIE NIGGER INCEST GOD DAMMIT SHIT FUCK OFF FAG JERRY BOYCOTT VIACOM! COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH RUSTY TROMBONE FUCK YOU IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK TITTYWANK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD NIPPLES PISS ARTIST PUNANI ASSRAPING VENEREAL DISEASE POMMIE NIGNOG ASS INBRED YOU WANKER PIXIES DAMN IT JACKASS DOUCHE NAZI TWAT PUSSY PEARL NECKLACE SCROTUM BUTTFUCKER OH SHI– BUGGER OFF CRAPPY POMMIE SHITCOCK FUCKER DUMBASS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH ARSE WIENER DAMN FUCKFACE CHIGGER MOTHERFUCKER BATMAN & ROBIN DICKWAD KNOBJOCKEY JOHNNY WANK SHITE MICK SHITTY FUCKHEAD NIPPLES SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HO STRAWBERRY ASS POLACK I'LL RAPE YOU RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER MASTURBATION D'OH HELL DAGO BOOBIES SMEG EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM CAMEL FUCKER DOUCHING SEMEN DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSWIPE HOMO FUCK YOU DAMN HEIL HITLER! ASS CUNTRAG RAT'S ASS HELL LET'S SHIT 30 CASES OF PICKLES NECROPHILIA FUCK TITMOUSE WIKIPEDIA TOWELHEAD CUNTYMINTS Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive VAGINA and with the FUCKSTAIN and his BOOBIES of girraffes in which ASSHAT while reading about CRAPPY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See BULLSHIT also

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