Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without ANAL comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a JACKASS article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SCRATCH! GROUNDER! neurochemical FUCK disorder DOG SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKWIT, sudden ARSE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DICKFACE or CUNTBUCKET vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly I'LL RAPE YOU in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITSKIN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken HI, BILLY MAYS HERE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DYKE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHIT BULLSHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MOTHERFUCKER utterFUCKance of socially DAMMIT objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASS television programs to address PISS Tourette's syndrome.

BONER Tourette's is GOATSE not to be NIPPLES confused with CUNTRAG Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FRITZ chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS random SHIT disorientation, culturally-ORGASM-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth VENEREAL DISEASE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MOCKIE language, HOSER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places GRINGO FUCKTARD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GIVING HEAD souvenir shoppes and massive BOLLOCKS quantities ASSFACE of ANAL DIABETES CUNT garbage.

Darnit.

A MICK Polite Note to the GOD DAMMIT Author:

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The DICKHEAD Tourette's HELLFUCKER Research Institute was BUGGER OFF founded to WANK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PISS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HOMO article BASTARD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITBALLS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DONKEY PUNCHER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FIST FUCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CUNT Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of ASSFACE Tourrette's sufferers FUCK YOU swear. You can 30 CASES OF PICKLES blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHIT TV, for always focusing on the WANKSPLAT bad side of a terrible BEANER thing.
  • The main POOPOO symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER!' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! knee CUNT NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is [Insert swear here] no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GANGBANG cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FRITZ school for HEIL HITLER! something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKING A sufferers to become JAP manically depressed and OSTRICH MY ASS commit SEMEN suicide.
  • There is no BOON cure, and the FIST FUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASSWIPE tics often have adverse COCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHITFUCKER perodol" which caused my entire MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS body to go ASSCRACK numb and FROG basically made it NIGGA! worse than NEOPETS it is without the CUNT drug.

I am an active member of a INBRED tourette syndrome CRAPMUNCHER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating I'LL RAPE YOU the DIPSHIT public view of Tourettes as a "PIECE OF SHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SPANK THE MONKEY much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PUSSYLICKER sorry for ASSWANKING FAILURE! "hi-jacking" your I'LL RAPE YOU entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BUTT-HOLE this that really BOON annoys me. I am working towards a TITWANK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TAMPON IN MY ASS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ASSBANDIT, and making fun of a SPANK THE MONKEY horrible disorder is (not) CUNT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKING time.

Best ASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “JERK OFF” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese GOVERNMENT FILTERS reply

As PRINCE PHILIP Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill WIKIPEDIA Westerners show is not an MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DISSIDENTS degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBET countries. When showing STUDENT MOVEMENT right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT MOVEMENT in countries WIKIPEDIA leadership, those problems does not I LIKE BUSH occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONASTERIES byproduct of your BUDDHIST MONK capitalist society CHINA IS CAPITALIST.

Li Chiang “RIGHT WING” Wen

P.S. BULLSHIT Regards to Andrew SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

Mr. janitor

The CHRISTHUMPER bastard who wrote this article. You can NIPPLES punch him if you DAMN IT want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article. We have enough MUGABE'S MOMMA problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you BRITAIN remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass KU KLUX KLAN put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CLEMEN saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my PUSSY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How PISS to FUCKING cure FUCKER the TAFFY Tourette's AUTOFELLATIO Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment MOZILLA FIREFOX for JACKASS Tourette's DAMN Syndrome MOTHERFUCKER is CAMEL FUCKER following BOON these GOBSHITE rules HOT GRITS in NIGGER order:

  • 1: Avoid SHITFUCKER immature CC PLZ little SHIT kids,
  • 2: Count to ANAL within HADJI 10 FUCKseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your D'OH ASSHOLE ASSHOLE nor CLEVELAND STEAMER talk,
  • 4: Tell CUNNILINGUS yourself you CUNTRAG don't DONALD RUMSFELD have BIG FOOT this INJUN disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BULLCRAP WITH NASTY [expletive deleted] DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITSLINGING FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

DICK TITS CONDOMS ASSFACE FUCKSTAIN TITTIES ANAL ARSE DOG SHIT I WILL END YOU! D'OH

CUNTSWILLING PISSHOLE SCROTUM FUCKWIT PENIS ON A STICK TIT SPRINKLES CUNT SHITTY FLYING RAT'S ASS SON OF A BITCH PENIS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ BANGKOK FUCKSTAIN DICKLICK CLIT NECROPHILIA FUCKER TITTIES SHITFACE RAT'S ASS CLEMEN FUCKFACE [EXPLETIVE] PISS DONKEY PUNCHER ASSHAT BALLS BUTTFUCKER NAZI JUSTIN BIEBER PRICK EAT MY SHIT! GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASS CHENEY BOOBIES AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI NIPPLES CUNTBUCKET EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITSLINGING REDNECK FUCK OFF FUCK [expletive deleted] NEGRO SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SCROTUM PISS ASS PISS OFF DUMBASS SEMEN BANGKOK TITTIES CHOAD CUNT SEX COON ASSWANKING FAILURE! JUSTIN BIEBER FRIG SHITBALLS HORSE SHIT TWAT SCUMBUCKET CAMEL JOCKEY TITS & DICKS HELL WILLY WONKA INCEST BALLS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GOBSHITE DICKFACE HELL ASS LICKER SHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK BUKKAKE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WEHATEMARIO SUITCASE PENIS ARSE FROG'S FAT ASS POMMIE DAMN IT YOGHURT CANNON YOUR MOM IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! POMMIE ASSHAT JAP CUNT GOD DAMN SHIT LIKE A HORSE PRICK DAMN HEAVEN FLAMING ASS BADGER VAGINA PISS FUCKING A BUTT PIRATE DICK SHIT ASS FUCKSTAIN CLUSTER FUCK DOUCHE FUCK OFF FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER INBRED SHITE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR JERK OFF ASSHOLE AUTOFELLATIO SHITFACE TRANNY FU SPANG PIG LET'S SHIT GOD DAMN RAPE FUCK OFF HELL RAT'S ASS NIGNOG ASSCRACK OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! FUCK DELICIOUS CAKE WANKER NECROPHILIA CUNT ASS ARSE TITS & DICKS TESTICLE CHOKE BITCH INBRED GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMN TWAT LENS CRAFTERS TITS & DICKS BEAVER PRICK FUCK OFF DAMN IT CRAP SLOPE [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] SAGGY TITS I WILL END YOU! CRAP BONG ASSHAT HELL CUNT CHICKEN SHIT SCUMBAG FELCHING FUCK TWAT CRACKER TOTAL JACK ABRAMOFF VENEREAL DISEASE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS GOOK RAT'S COCK SUCK MY COCK DOUCHE GRAPE PENIS SHITCOCK BRUSH MA TEETH CRAP ON A STICK SHIT TWAT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CONDOMS CAMEL JOCKEY INBRED COON PISSHOLE CHIGGER DUMBASS MONKEY BALLS CHICKEN SHIT TITWANK CUNT WOP FUCKING OPINION SHITE BASTARD TITTIES JERRY HOLY DUMB FUCK PEARL NECKLACE CUNT DIRTY SANCHEZ SUITCASE PENIS YOU WANKER O KURWA! CAMEL FUCKER BULLSHIT DILDO MOZILLA FIREFOX FROG'S FAT ASS BENCH PRESS BOLLOCKS DICKFACE ORGASM ASSWIPE TOWELHEAD CUNTYMINTS YOU WANKER GOD DAMN ARSE NEOPETS CARPET MUNCHER BIGNOSE SHITFACE SHIT ASSHOLE ANUSCAKE CRAP FELCHING FAG SHIT SCUMBUCKET LOLCAT HOSER SHITE BONER MALL SANTA WANK FUCKING A SHITTY SHITE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH O CANADA CROTCH CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITTY FUCKHEAD DAMNATION SHITSLINGING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK DONKEY DICK DOUCHE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CRAPFUCKER FUCKER ORGASM SACRAMENTO MOTHERFUCKER GO HOME AND DIE ASSHOLE FUCK YOU FUCK MICK SHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD COON COCK ASSRAPING BITCH DOUCHE MILF GOD DAMN FUCKFACE AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHIT NEGRO SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE HORSE PENIS SLOPE CHAV HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ASS SAND NIGGER INBRED BLUE PENIS! SPUNK DICKFACE BOOBIES FUCKWIT SUCK MY DICK JIZZ FLYING FUCK KIKE JESSE McCARTNEY COCK DICK TITS GOBSHITE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CHINK NIGNOG JIZZ VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK ANUSCAKE JERK OFF COLGATE JACK OFF ASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKHEAD BALLS JACKASS BULLSHIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCK GOATSE COCK ASS BOON GREASER CUNT CUNNILINGUS SOD CLUSTER FUCK DICK IN A BOX BALLS BULLSHIT JACKASS DOUCHETITS DICKFACE FELCHING DAMN FUCK YOU YOU WANKER PECKERHEAD SHITHEAD FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD DAMN IT DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! VAGINA JOHNNY EXTRA LONG PENIS DIPSHIT SHITCUNTING CHRISTHUMPER RAPE CUM BITCH FUCKBAG BULLSHIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DICKHEAD CROTCH CC PLZ DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PISS ARTIST CUNT ASS LICKER BUKKAKE MILF WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? PUNANI FUCK MALARKY CLIT FAG NIGGER TITS SHIT INBRED CHENEY CAMEL JOCKEY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST INBRED FUCK YOU BUGGER OFF NI MASTURBATION POLAK SHITBALLS WANK SCROTUM FUCKSTAIN NICARAGUA RAT'S COCK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DOT HEAD DAMN BULLSHIT SCROTUM FRITZ PIG FUCKWIT RONNIE CORBETT PEDOPHILIA HORSE PENIS PEDOPHILIA DAGO COON BUGFUCK SHITE DICKHEAD BOOBIES FUCKFACE DOUCHEBAG SAMUEL L. JACKSON ABO PIG ORGASM DOUCHING CLUSTER FUCK SHAKOPEE SCROTUM SHITHEAD WOMEN'S RIGHTS PIECE OF SHIT HORSE PENIS FLYING FUCK MALL SANTA SHITE BONER SHAKOPEE SAND NIGGER PAKI LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! GANGBANG JIZZ JERRY SHITFUCKER FUCK NECROPHILIA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS PIECE OF SHIT ASSCRACK PUSSY FUCKTARD MASTURBATION ORGASM TITS & DICKS PIECE OF SHIT POO POO BLOWJOB RAT'S COCK SOD [expletive deleted] SHIT FUCKING NIGGER CONAN O'BRIAN JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKSTAIN PRICK DOUCHING SHITTY JACK ABRAMOFF ASSFACE PISS OFF SHITFUCKER PISS ARTIST SHIT 4CHAN [expletive deleted] FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PEARL NECKLACE CUNT HONKY SHIT FUCKSTAIN CRAPPY ASS FASCIST CLIT NIGGER AY-AY-AY WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BLISTERING BARNACLES DYKE INBRED GREASER SEMEN FUCKSTAIN FELLATIO SHITSLINGING ASSHAT HOLY DUMB FUCK FRITZ GYPSY CRAPFUCKER BASTARD SHIT FUCK OFF BENCH PRESS TWO-INCH PENIS BALL SACK IN SACREMENT SPIC PISS BIGNOSE HELL DICK CHICKEN POMMIE EMO PISS OFF MY ASS THONG TASTER HELLFIRE BUTTFUCKER HELL HO PICKANINNY CRAPPY FEATURED DICKHEAD AUTOFELLATIO JACKASS FUCK DICKFACE DOG SHIT FENCE JUMPER NICARAGUA CLIT TWAT CUM PISS OFF COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BLUMPKIN TITTIES TITMOUSE PEDOPHILIA CHIGGER BONER PISS ARTIST BENSON SUCKS HELL DICKHEAD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKHEAD HADJI CLUSTER FUCK DOUCHE NAZI JIZZ SHITFUCKER ANUSCAKE BUTT PIRATE FUCKFACE DONKEY PUNCHER ARSE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA [expletive deleted] DUMBASS ASSHAT PRICK CHICKEN SHIT FUCK TWAT SNUFF PORN FUCKTARD PECKERHEAD PISS ARTIST JIZZ SCROTUM BIGNOSE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT PENIS IN SACREMENT CRAPMUNCHER JOHNNY CUNT PRICK CHING CHONG CHINK SPANK THE MONKEY NIGNOG VAGINA SUCK COCKS IN HELL! PIECE OF SHIT CUNNILINGUS CRAPFUCKER JOHNNY DARTH VADER LET'S SHIT PENIS DICKLICK HEIL HITLER! CHOAD CAMEL JOCKEY INBRED COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS O CANADA PIG WETBACK POMMIE CUNT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD REDNECK RAT'S ASS CUNTRAG CHOAD KISSER FELLATIO LET'S SHIT CLIT TOWELHEAD CUM CHENEY DOUCHING ARSE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHIT Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CRACKER and with the VAGINA and his CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT of girraffes in which INCEST while reading about DOT HEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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