Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SAGGY TITS neurochemical FUCK disorder MOTHERFUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid JACKASS SHIT, sudden BLOWJOB m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements YOGHURT CANNON or CRAP ON A STICK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly NIGGER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITTING DICK NIPPLES way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CUNT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FIST FUCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA TAFFY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat KRAUT DOUCHE NAZI words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WOODPECKERSHIT utterFUCKance of socially ASSWIPE objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PUNANI television programs to address SON OF A BITCH Tourette's syndrome.

FLAMING ASS BADGER Tourette's is VENEREAL DISEASE not to be NIGGER confused with FUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SPIC chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! random FIRECROTCH disorientation, culturally-FUCKING A-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JUSTIN BIEBER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DAMMIT language, SHAKOPEE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT JAP of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PORCUPINE'S BALLS souvenir shoppes and massive WETBACK quantities DICK of ANAL DIABETES JIZZ garbage.

Darnit.

A ORGASM Polite Note to the SHITE Author:

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The YOU WANKER Tourette's DONKEY PUNCHER Research Institute was LET'S SHIT founded to BULLCRAP.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have JIZZ Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH article FENCE JUMPER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP!.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DOUCHEBAG Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of FLYING FUCK Tourrette's sufferers CUNTBUCKET swear. You can PRICK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PENISFUCK TV, for always focusing on the BALLS bad side of a terrible KRAUT thing.
  • The main PRICK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DYKE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'POMMIE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKER knee NIGNOG NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is COCKSUCKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITFUCKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at NECROPHILIA school for HORSE SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage WANK sufferers to become POLESMOKER manically depressed and INBRED commit TIBET suicide.
  • There is no TAMPONS cure, and the FUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKING tics often have adverse SHITSKIN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSWIPE perodol" which caused my entire CUM body to go SHITHEAD numb and KIKE basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKWIT it is without the SHITFUCKER drug.

I am an active member of a CLIT tourette syndrome BITCH association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BENSON SUCKS the DICK IN A BOX public view of Tourettes as a "DILDO swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is JACKASS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am JAP sorry for ASSFACE "hi-jacking" your FUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BOOBIES this that really BULLSHIT annoys me. I am working towards a FRIG better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TACO, and making fun of a INBRED horrible disorder is (not) DAGO funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCK time.

Best CHICKEN FRIES regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHITSLINGING” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DISSIDENTS reply

As TAIWAN Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DIMETHYL GLYCOL not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MELAMINE Westerners show is not an POISON IN TOOTHPASTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GOVERNMENT FILTERS degenerate capitalist culture in those TAIWAN countries. When showing PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FIREWALLS in countries TIBETAN BUDDHISM leadership, those problems does not CENSORSHIP occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBETAN BUDDHISM byproduct of your HUMAN RIGHTS capitalist society STUDENT MOVEMENT.

Li Chiang “FALUN GONG” Wen

P.S. BOOBIES Regards to Andrew BITCH Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

Mr. janitor

The PUNANI bastard who wrote this article. You can DAMNATION punch him if you FUCK OFF want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you KU KLUX KLAN remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass SALISBURY put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CLEAN DRINKING WATER white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the GIVING HEAD saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my JESUS FUCKING CHRIST intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How POMMIE to SHITE cure FUCK NUGGET the HELL Tourette's COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DICKLICK for BOLLOCKS Tourette's BUTT PIRATE Syndrome JACKASS is FUCKING following SEMEN these BITCH rules COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT in CHIGGER order:

  • 1: Avoid ORGASM immature SUGARTITS little FRAK kids,
  • 2: Count to FENCE JUMPER within BUGGER 10 COCKSHITTERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your HELL PISS UP MY ARSE LET'S SHIT nor GANGBANG talk,
  • 4: Tell FUCK yourself you FELCHMONKEY don't FUCKFACE have LET'S SHIT this AY-AY-AY disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKFACE WITH NASTY SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S EPIDIDYMIS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

PEEPEE PUSSY RAGHEAD BITCH BELGIUM BUTTFUCKER INBRED DONKEY PUNCHER CUNTSWILLING CUNT

GOD DAMMIT BUGGER COCKSUCKER JERRY BEAVER FLYING FUCK JACKASS BORDER HOPPER SHITPISSER TIT SPRINKLES FAGGOT CUNT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DUMBASS FUCKWIT FUCKFUCKFUCK CONDOMS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DICKLICK CRAPPY REBECCA BLACK JOY PUSSY ASS SEX HORSE PENIS SNUFF PORN CROTCH BITCH COON HORSE SHIT TITS & DICKS O KURWA! DAMN IT HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! PENISFUCK FROG'S FAT ASS DOUCHE FROG'S FAT ASS TAMPONS DIPSHIT CUNTBUCKET NEOPETS CHING CHONG CHINK TITS CUNT FUCK MALL SANTA SON OF A BITCH SACRAMENTO PISS DIPSHIT BITCH FUCK NUGGET GOATSE SEMPRINI CUNT FUCK BITCH FUCK PISS FUCK PUSSY SCROTUM FELLATIO DOUCHEBAG CROTCH BASTARD IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BOOBS SHITSLINGING INBRED BARBRA STREISAND DIPSHIT WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! CONDOMS ASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DICKLICK FUCKWIT BELLEND NEGRO HELL CUNNILINGUS VAGINA ASSBANDIT THIS IS SPARTA! CRAP ON A STICK DELICIOUS CAKE KRAUT RUSTY TROMBONE PAKI NI GRIS CROTCH VANITY PAGES ROCK JOY FUDGEPACKER VENEREAL DISEASE BUGGER NAZI ART METAL PRODUCTS SON OF A BITCH HELL BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA PAKI MONKEY BALLS CUNT CRAPPER SHIT WIENER SHITSLINGING PEDOPHILIA RAPE ASSWIPE CHENEY SEX BUTT PIRATE MASTURBATION FUCK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST TACO PRICK FUCKTARD I WILL END YOU! POOPOO DAMN SCRATCH! GROUNDER! YOUR MOM HO NAZI DIPSHIT I'LL RAPE YOU JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST AY-AY-AY SOD OFF DAMN IT FRITZ CUNT CRAPPER SHITHEAD SHITFACE DOG FUCKER ASS FASCIST HELL ASSWIPE SHITFUCKER NAZI FUCKHEAD CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKER CRAPMUNCHER MONKEY'S UNCLE COON MASTURBATION SCUMBUCKET DAMN IT CLIT JACKASS SHIT BONER ASSWIPE YID JIGGABOO PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! MICK POLAK SPICY CUNT FUCK D'OH BITCH FUCK CLUSTER FUCK KIKE DAMN DILDO CHALICE KAFFIR NEGRO ASSHAT BOLLOCKS REDSKIN JERRY D'OH BIRD SHIT HOSER DIRTY SANCHEZ TIBET FUCKHEAD TWAT HORSE SHIT SHITTY POWERSHIT PISS ARTIST ASSHOLE MONKEY BALLS DICK TITS SPICY CUNT FUCK SEX GOD BLESS AMERICA BASTARD FUCKWIT FUCKHEAD BRITNEY SEX NECROPHILIA WOODPECKERSHIT CHRISTHUMPER DICKFACE CUNT PENISFUCK HELL JACKASS SHIT TITS RAPE SHITE WANK WIGGER GO HOME AND DIE DUMBASS GRINGO RAT'S COCK FELCHMONKEY BUTTFUCKER I RAPE WALRUSES! CUNT CUNT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY KIKE FUCKHEAD JACKASS NEGRO INJUN FUCK YOU CUM ASSHOLE CRACKER TACO BOLLOCKS RAT'S ASS HADJI JENKEM KRAUT ASSWIPE SHITE POMMIE LET'S SHIT ASSRAPING SHIT WIENER ALF CLIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS HOLY DUMB FUCK GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKING VENEREAL DISEASE PISS ARTIST GOD DAMN PUSSY NEGRO MOCKIE FUCKBAG HITLER SHITFACE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT PISS OFF SHITCOCK TACO TITTIES ASSWIPE JIGGABOO FUCK A DUCK BRITNEY JERK OFF CHIGGER RAPE YOU WANKER DAMN AUTOFELLATIO ASSCRACK FUCK YOU SON OF A BITCH BULLCRAP REDNECK ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKSTAIN TRANNY PENIS ON A STICK PRICK FLYING FUCK CHOAD WEHATEMARIO BONER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CUNNILINGUS FRITZ FUCKER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CROTCH BULLCRAP GIVING HEAD FUCK ANUSCAKE PISS ARTIST HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FRIG BELLEND PISS ARTIST HORSE SHIT GIVING HEAD BUTTFUCKER BASTARD FUCKING BITCH CHIGGER CRAPFUCKER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON MASTURBATION pen0r CHOAD TURD NAZI DAMN SHITHEAD ASS PENIS ON A STICK FUCKING A ASS FASCIST CHOAD TITWANK BUTTFUCKER FUCKSTAIN BUTT PIRATE DOT HEAD GOBSHITE JERK OFF PISS ARTIST BOOBIES ARSE GANGBANG WIENER DICKWAD DONKEY PUNCHER CUNTRAG GREASER JOHN ELWAY CUNTSWILLING DONKEY DICK BUKKAKE RAT'S COCK ASSWIPE DIPSHIT CAMEL JOCKEY SPUNK CHAV JIGGABOO BUTTFUCKER FUCKWIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CRAP BONER CHOAD FUCKSTAIN NIGGER TITS BELLEND SPUNK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DILDO FUDGEPACKER PENISPENISPENIS!!! TUBA SHITSLINGING DIPSHIT POMMIE ANAL PRICK CUNT FOUR-EYES DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKING A SHITTY BOOBIES BOB SAGET JOY SHITSKIN WIKIPEDIA COMMUNIST DILDO TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITHEAD RECTUM RAIDER SOD BELGIUM DICKFACE DOUCHETITS FUCKSTAIN ASSCRACK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES RAGHEAD JOHNNY DICKHEAD DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! VANITY PAGES ROCK CHIGGER WILLY WONKA GOATSE CROTCH YOGHURT CANNON BUTTFUCKER PISS DICKHEAD COCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DICKLICK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FEWMETS TWO-INCH PENIS CUNT SHITFACE FOUR-EYES GOBSHITE MARGARET THATCHER ANUSCAKE JACKASS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DOUCHE PRICK DICKFACE BOOBS JAP ASS JACK OFF JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST NIGGER HELL BLOWJOB COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK CUNTBUCKET SHITFUCKER WANK TITS SPANK THE MONKEY LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHITFACE HELL CLIT PUSSYLICKER DIPSHIT HELL FAGGOT SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKWIT FUCK NUGGET JESSE McCARTNEY BALLS SHITE MONKEY BALLS GREASER BASTARD SHITFACE WIGGER BALL SACK GOD DAMN BUKKAKE CLIT CHIGGER ARSEBADGERS BEAVER SPUNK FLYING RAT'S ASS TAMPONS JESSE McCARTNEY SCROTUM DICK TITS PEDOPHILIA WANK SHAKOPEE HELL JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FELCHING FRIG 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COCKSMOKER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE I CAN AFFORD FOOD WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! COON GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHITHEAD FUCKFACE FUCK PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! CAMEL JOCKEY CLUSTER FUCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA JACK OFF LET'S SHIT SHITFACE ARSE HEIL HITLER! FUCKTARD FUCKWIT DIPSHIT WANK ARSEBADGERS FUCKING INJUN MOTHERFUCKER LOGJAMMER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? QUEEF ASSWIPE I'LL RAPE YOU DIPSHIT FUCK SHITE THONG TASTER KRAUT SHITTY RUSKIE FUCKTARD FUCK GO HOME AND DIE DONALD RUMSFELD SHITFUCKER BALLS CHIGGER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CUNNILINGUS SHITFACE TAMPON IN MY ASS MARGARET THATCHER MOTHERFUCKER PISS COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA INCEST DAMN IT TITS ASSCRACK FUCKFACE BEAVER CAMEL JOCKEY RICK MORANIS BUTTFUCKER FUCKFUCKFUCK COCKSUCKER DAMN IT FUCKING JUMP! NEGRO RAPE ANUSCAKE SEMEN FRED PHELPS BASTARD SHITSLINGING SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PRICK KIKE TWAT FUCK YOU ARSEBADGERS MONKEY'S UNCLE GYPSY DELICIOUS CAKE NIGGER SACRAMENTO ASSWIPE SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE DOUCHE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SCROTUM CAMEL JOCKEY YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN ASSHAT NEGRO FELCHING SEX SHITFUCKER FOUR-EYES GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ASSHOLE SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT SEX COCKSUCKER SPUNK DAMN CHALICE CRAP ON A STICK FELLATIO SHITSLIDE FLYING RAT'S ASS BITCH MONKEY SHIT CUNT JENKEM FENCE JUMPER WANK WANK FAG ASSFACE POLESMOKER BITCH FUCKSTAIN BARBRA STREISAND LET'S SHIT BUGGER YOU WANKER RAT'S ASS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! AUTOFELLATIO DAMN IT GOD DAMN MICK CUNNILINGUS FUCK YOU Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive GOBSHITE and with the PISS UP MY ARSE and his DAMN of girraffes in which POWERSHIT while reading about BASTARD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See GOD DAMN also

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