Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JUNGLE BUNNY neurochemical FUCK disorder COON characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid RAT'S COCK, sudden SHITCOCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CLEVELAND STEAMER or ASSWIPE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CRAPPY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKING way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSFACE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSHAT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GOD DAMN RAPE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DOUCHE utterFUCKance of socially PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DAMN television programs to address DICKFACE Tourette's syndrome.

BOOBIES Tourette's is BALLS not to be POMMIE confused with ASSHAT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying MONKEY SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PENIS ON A STICK random CLUSTER FUCK disorientation, culturally-BUTTFUCKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITCUNTING outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MONKEY BALLS language, TITMOUSE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PORCH MONKEY FUCKING JUMP! of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JIZZ souvenir shoppes and massive SHITFACE quantities REDNECK of ANAL DIABETES PISS ARTIST garbage.

Darnit.

A BUGGER Polite Note to the NIGGER TITS Author:

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The [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] Tourette's CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON Research Institute was PORCUPINE'S BALLS founded to DICK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DOUCHE article FUCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKSTAIN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASSWIPE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance YOU WANKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITE Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of MILF Tourrette's sufferers SHITPISSER swear. You can TOWELHEAD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame QUEEF TV, for always focusing on the TURD bad side of a terrible FELCHING thing.
  • The main MALARKY symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKTARD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'RAPE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PEEPEE knee CUNTING ASSCRACK NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is BULLSHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKHEAD school for GOD DAMN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage KNOBJOCKEY sufferers to become QUEEF manically depressed and GYPSY commit SUCK MY COCK suicide.
  • There is no GENITALIA cure, and the HORSE SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the MOTHERFUCKER tics often have adverse FUCKWIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SCUMBAG perodol" which caused my entire THONG TASTER body to go DUMBASS numb and COCK basically made it NIGGA! worse than PEDOPHILIA it is without the BITCH drug.

I am an active member of a POTTYMOUTH tourette syndrome FIST FUCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TIT SPRINKLES the SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "DICK TITS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BOOBS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am EDITABLE DYK sorry for HELL "hi-jacking" your HONKY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GENITALIA this that really MALARKY annoys me. I am working towards a BUNG-HOLE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DUMBASS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHIT, and making fun of a SEMEN horrible disorder is (not) I'LL RAPE YOU funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PISS ARTIST time.

Best MONKEY SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “YOU WANKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY reply

As DALAI LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are COMMUNISM IS STUPID not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill I LIKE BUSH Westerners show is not an CHRISTIANITY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHIST MONK degenerate capitalist culture in those POISON IN BABY FORMULA countries. When showing CHRISTIANITY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN BABY FORMULA in countries 1984 leadership, those problems does not TAIWAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GOVERNMENT FILTERS byproduct of your CHINA IS CAPITALIST capitalist society TANK MAN.

Li Chiang “FALUN GONG” Wen

P.S. RAGHEAD Regards to Andrew CROTCH Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

Mr. janitor

The PUNANI bastard who wrote this article. You can CLIT punch him if you SON OF A BITCH want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this LGBT RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the EDITABLE DYK saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How SHITE to POMMIE cure [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] the GRIS Tourette's SOD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ASSCRACK for POLACK Tourette's NICARAGUA Syndrome BUKKAKE is FLYING RAT'S ASS following YOU WANKER these POLACK rules PIECE OF SHIT in BUTT PIRATE order:

  • 1: Avoid BALLS immature FUCK OFF little FUCKFACE kids,
  • 2: Count to FELCHING within SAGGY TITS 10 [expletive deleted]seconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FUCKTARD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS EMO nor FUCK YOU talk,
  • 4: Tell CUNTYMINTS yourself you PEDOPHILIA don't DOG SHIT have BOLLOCKS this AY-AY-AY disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SEX WITH NASTY SEX DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITTY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

ASSWIPE BITCH ASSRAPING JERK OFF DILDO PUSSY SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SHITE DOG SHIT PIECE OF SHIT

TOWELHEAD NIGGER DAMMIT TITTYWANK FELCHING BOLLOCKS TAMPONS PENIS MONKEY BALLS FUCKING REBECCA BLACK CANNED QUOTE BALL SACK TOWELHEAD SHITFUCKER ASSCRACK DAMN DUNE COON TENTACLE RAPE BITCH PISSHOLE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT JOHNNY DICK NORTH KOREA GRUE RAPE CHINK EMO CHAV MILF PISS CUNT PISS CUNT INJUN FLYING FUCK FUCK CARPET MUNCHER NIPPLES BIBLE BASHER SOD OFF SHIT INBRED [Insert silly non-swear here] TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BOOBIES CAPTAIN CRUNCH TOSSER YOU WANKER INCEST ASSHAT CUNT BLUMPKIN FUCKTARD ASSHAT CHICKEN FRIES POOPY PISS SHITTY ASSRAPING CHENEY GANGBANG EXTRA LONG PENIS TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK BALLS FUCKFACE TOSSER BUTTFUCKER TOWELHEAD CRAPFUCKER ANAL DIABETES BOYCOTT VIACOM! BUTTFUCKER FLYING FUCK RAGHEAD HOT GRITS BASTARD NIGGER BUGFUCK MORGAN TSVANGIRAI BONG DAMN EMO I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CUNT ASS FUCKWIT DOUCHING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHIT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SPUNK ORGASM DOUCHING FUCKING DILDO [expletive deleted] MICK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! CC PLZ FUCKHEAD FUCK OFF BALLS SHIT SCUMBUCKET JIZZ CUNT GENITALIA HELL FUCKWIT CLUSTER FUCK ART METAL PRODUCTS FELCHING PIECE OF SHIT PENIS MOZILLA FIREFOX ABO SCUMBUCKET BITCH ANAL DOUCHE WOODPECKERSHIT GOD DAMMIT ASSHAT SON OF A BITCH CUNTSWILLING DOODIE HEAD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITE BULLSHIT RAT'S COCK FUCKSTAIN ORGASM I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! VAGINA DAMN ASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE JERK OFF CRAP YOUR MOM CLEMEN FROG SHITCOCK FUCK DUMBASS SAGGY TITS BOOBIES VAGINA FUCK YOU FUCKSTAIN DOG SHIT MOTHERFUCKER DICK YOU WANKER BITCH MOTHERFUCKER MILF PISSHOLE ASSWANKING FAILURE! FIRECROTCH KNOBJOCKEY DOUCHETITS MONKEY BALLS DESU IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! [expletive deleted] MOTHERFUCKER CHOAD ASSFACE SAMUEL L. JACKSON JACK OFF POMMIE ASSHAT PISS NINTENDOGS BOB SAGET COON ANUSCAKE NINTENDOGS RUSKIE RUSKIE FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCK FUCK ARSE POOPOO PORCH MONKEY CLIT BLUMPKIN SHIT ALEX TREBEK I AM CORNHOLIO! WANK ASSHAT DICKHEAD RAT'S COCK FUCKING A SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SPANK THE MONKEY CLIT D'OH SPICY CUNT FUCK HOSER FUCK INCEST PUNANI PORCUPINE'S BALLS ARSE WANK JACKASS CHIGGER MORGAN TSVANGIRAI SHIT FUCKSTAIN CUNT FLYING RAT'S ASS DICK IN A BOX KIKE SHIT CUNT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCKFACE SHITFACE COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS CLUSTER FUCK DAMN JIZZ MORGAN TSVANGIRAI FLYING FUCK ORGASM PRICK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SOD SAND NIGGER CHRISTHUMPER [expletive deleted] HELL NEGRO FUCK OFF RECTUM RAIDER AY-AY-AY DOG SHIT COCKSTUFFER FUCKING A I'LL RAPE YOU SPANK THE MONKEY KRAUT ANUSCAKE MOTHERFUCKER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! JACKASS SHIT SOD OFF FRIG RAT'S COCK SHITE SUITCASE PENIS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DONKEY DICK SCROTUM ART METAL PRODUCTS SHITTY CUNTSWILLING JACKASS SHIT DICKFACE EDITABLE DYK MONKEY'S UNCLE MALARKY I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SUITCASE PENIS BUGGER FOUR-EYES HELLFUCKER NECROPHILIA DAMMIT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CUNT BITCH PEARL NECKLACE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! HELL GENITALIA FROG'S FAT ASS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCK YOU SOD OFF LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASS BITCH FELCHMONKEY SPICY CUNT FUCK O CANADA SHITFACE GIVING HEAD FUCK OFF DAMN DICK DAGO PRICK FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SON OF A BITCH MOTHERFUCKER ASS CHING CHONG CHINK CUNT FUCKFACE DARTH VADER SEX DIPSHIT DICKWAD TAFFY SHITSLINGING DAMN FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU SHITSKIN ORGASM SHITE HELL DOUCHETITS CHINK DAMN AUTOFELLATIO SHIT PISSHOLE I WILL END YOU! CONAN O'BRIAN MOZILLA FIREFOX DAMN CHOAD MASTURBATION SHITBALLS ANAL BIBLE BASHER BLUMPKIN COON CUNT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS KNOBJOCKEY CRAP ON A STICK BASTARD FROG'S FAT ASS SCUMBUCKET GANGBANG WHORE MORGAN TSVANGIRAI FUCKFACE PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! BUTTFUCKER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE HELL DAMN SHIT MICK WANK SHITHEAD BALLS HELL BIRD SHIT ROSIE O'DONNELL WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT PISS ARTIST VAGINA Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! COCKSHITTER GARBAGE DAY! CAMEL JOCKEY PIG ASS GOD DAMMIT BORDER HOPPER FUCK FAGGOT NINTENDOGS NIGGER FUCKSTAIN DAMN IT CUNNILINGUS SHAKOPEE SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKING A BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BLUMPKIN GOD DAMMIT WIENER BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER MONKEY BALLS PISS FELLATIO SHUT UP, MEG! MONKEY SHIT SCUMBUCKET FUCK RAGHEAD FLYING FUCK HELL WIKIPEDIA BITCH FRAK CAMEL FUCKER AY-AY-AY COCKSUCKER WIENER WILLY WONKA RAGHEAD DICKFACE DONKEY DICK CRAP ON A STICK TWAT DILDO ARSE SHITHEAD SHITCUNTING FEMADOM FUCKTARD MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS TONY LA RUSSA FELCHMONKEY DAMMIT FIRECROTCH 30 CASES OF PICKLES EMO PRICK SHITE HELL GOD DAMMIT HONKY MARGARET THATCHER JIGGABOO PEEPEE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CRAPMUNCHER SHITTY SEX HELL MASTICATION FOR THE NATION I WILL END YOU! STUDENT MOVEMENT BARBRA STREISAND NINTENDOGS GYPSY HELLFIRE FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER PENIS FUCK YOU GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CLUSTER FUCK DAMMIT FUCKING A SHITCUNTING DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! REDSKIN SON OF A BITCH [Insert yet another person's name here] COLGATE FAGGOT TOWELHEAD WANK SHIT CUNT WHORE MOCKIE SHUT UP, MEG! GANGBANG GOD DAMMIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKSTAIN FUCK YOU ASS INBRED REDSKIN 666 COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK BLOWJOB HELLFIRE ASS BUTTFUCKER ORGASM BUTTFUCKER CUNTSWILLING DAMN SOD OFF ANUSCAKE SAMUEL L. JACKSON ARSE BOOBS MARY WHITEHOUSE GOD DAMN SUGARTITS CUNT FLYING FUCK SHIT HAIL SATAN! SAND NIGGER EDITABLE DYK GENITALIA TURD NIGGER CRAPMUNCHER ANAL BOON GOOK SEX BITCH FUCKWIT ALF SHITSKIN PENIS LOGJAMMER BOYCOTT VIACOM! BOOBS ASSBANDIT EPIDIDYMIS DESU DARTH VADER DOUCHING FUCKING BUGGER POOPOO PENIS JIGGABOO SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH KIKE CLUSTER FUCK COCK DILDO COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink HOMO PEARL NECKLACE SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKING JUMP! ORGASM DUMBASS HEIL HITLER! JACK OFF FUCKFACE ABO YOU WANKER PENISBIRD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD NAZI FELCHMONKEY DOUCHING SHITCOCK RAT'S ASS SEX HEIL HITLER! SHITFACE INBRED 666 BITCH NIPPLES SHITTY SHITE GENITALIA DICKLICK GOD DAMN AY-AY-AY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PIG FUCK NUGGET DOUCHETITS CRAPPY FUCKFACE ASSCRACK FUCKFACE CUNT DAMMIT FUCK CHINK FUCK CUNT FUCKWIT FUCK YOU ASS CUNT SHITSKIN FUCKBAG DICKWAD FELLATIO TWO-INCH PENIS suck my mothers BUTTFUCKER BATMAN & ROBIN SHIT DOUCHE COMMUNIST DILDO DAMN CHUFF MOCKIE TITWANK FUCKFUCKFUCK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CHOAD FUCK BITCH CROTCH BANGKOK BONER QUEEF FUCKFACE ASS MACACA GANGBANG COCKSHITTER JIZZ EDITABLE DYK HO DOUCHEBAG BUGFUCK POWERSHIT Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DILDO and with the INBRED and his ABO of girraffes in which COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT while reading about PUSSY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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