Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CHOAD neurochemical FUCK disorder SEMEN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CAMEL FUCKER, sudden FUCKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKSTAIN or PEARL NECKLACE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BLUE PENIS! in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKTARD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PISS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken HORSE SHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA O CANADA words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MARGARET THATCHER SCUMBAG words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous POTTYMOUTH utterFUCKance of socially COCK objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TAMPON IN MY ASS television programs to address DOUCHE Tourette's syndrome.

CROTCH Tourette's is ASSFACE not to be CUNT confused with SEMEN Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DUMBASS random CROTCH disorientation, culturally-CUNT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JACKASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BALLS language, COON and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WOP WANK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JIZZ souvenir shoppes and massive JIZZ quantities NECROPHILIA of ANAL DIABETES BOOBS garbage.

Darnit.

A BUTT PIRATE Polite Note to the FUCKFACE Author:

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The BALL SACK Tourette's GRINGO Research Institute was BULLSHIT founded to BUGFUCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have POOPOO Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ASSCRACK article FRED PHELPS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SOD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PISS ARTIST changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DOUCHEBAG.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about GOBSHITE Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! Tourrette's sufferers YOU WANKER swear. You can GOD DAMMIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CHICKEN FRIES TV, for always focusing on the CONSENSUS bad side of a terrible MONKEY SHIT thing.
  • The main ARSEBADGERS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PISS ARTIST involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FRITZ' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FAG knee HADJI NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is SON OF A BITCH no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes KNOBJOCKEY cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DOUCHE school for BUGGER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BITCH sufferers to become PRICK manically depressed and CHUFF commit FUCK NUGGET suicide.
  • There is no BULLCRAP cure, and the FUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the FOOTBALL tics often have adverse WANK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BIGNOSE perodol" which caused my entire JACKASS body to go YID numb and FUCKFACE basically made it NIGGA! worse than SEX it is without the ASSHOLE drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PISS OFF the RAT'S COCK public view of Tourettes as a "NORTH KOREA swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PUSSY much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITTY sorry for JOHNNY "hi-jacking" your SHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GENITALIA this that really WIGGER annoys me. I am working towards a SHITSLINGING better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CUNT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CRACKER, and making fun of a FUCKWIT horrible disorder is (not) TURD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WANK time.

Best ANAL DIABETES regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “MAMA MIA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese ELECTION reply

As CHRISTIANITY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MONGOLIANS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill ELECTION Westerners show is not an ELECTION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of UIGURS degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBET countries. When showing FALUN GONG right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DISSIDENTS in countries BUDDHISM leadership, those problems does not DALAI LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a INDIA HAS NUKES byproduct of your HUMAN RIGHTS capitalist society DALAI LAMA.

Li Chiang “KOREA LOVER” Wen

P.S. JESSE McCARTNEY Regards to Andrew BUNG-HOLE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply

Mr. janitor

The FUCK OFF bastard who wrote this article. You can WANK punch him if you PEARL NECKLACE want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough I CAN AFFORD FOOD problems in this LGBT RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “KU KLUX KLAN” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the AMERICA ONLINE saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my HAIL SATAN! intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How DIPSHIT to FLYING FUCK cure JACKASS the FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD Tourette's I'LL RAPE YOU Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DOODIE HEAD for AY-AY-AY Tourette's SAND NIGGER Syndrome EPIDIDYMIS is RAT'S ASS following ARSE these SHITHEAD rules DICK TITS in CLEMEN order:

  • 1: Avoid CHINK immature PEDOPHILIA little FUCKBAG kids,
  • 2: Count to BITCH within FUCKBAG 10 CAMEL FUCKERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your WINDOWS VISTA LOLCAT WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! nor ARSE talk,
  • 4: Tell I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! yourself you YOU WANKER don't FUCKHEAD have MONKEY BALLS this FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SPUNK WITH NASTY MOTHERFUCKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUM FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

FUCKING CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHITCOCK SHITHEAD ASSHOLE SHITTY RUSKIE CUNTRAG BIG FOOT

COON JACKASS FUCK YOU LET'S SHIT SON OF A BITCH DAMMIT CUNNILINGUS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DOUCHEBAG FUCKFACE FUCK HORSE SHIT JERRY I'LL RAPE YOU QUEEF COON PISS ARTIST CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DAMN BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA JOHNNY SHITHEAD FAG CAMEL JOCKEY SHIT DAMN CLUSTER FUCK WIENER RECTUM RAIDER BITCH ANUSCAKE FIST FUCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON CAMEL JOCKEY JACKASS SHITSLIDE LET'S SHIT FRITZ DICKFACE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CUNT BOOBS BALLS CUNT SHITTY HO CRAPPY HENTAI BULLSHIT SPANK THE MONKEY BALLS KIKE CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A JAP PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA REBECCA BLACK BUTT PIRATE JERK OFF CARPET MUNCHER NIGGER FUCKSTAIN GOBSHITE GOD DAMN TITMOUSE INBRED FELCHING PIECE OF SHIT TITS FROG BALLS JIGGABOO DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCK YOU BLUMPKIN TAMPONS PENISPENISPENIS!!! WANKER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHIT BONER FUCK ASSHAT FUCKING FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CUNNILINGUS GOD DAMN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH WOMEN'S RIGHTS WIKIPEDIA ORGASM MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BASTARD WANKER BEAVER TITS AMERICA ONLINE BITCH PISS UP MY ARSE FUCKWIT SPICY CUNT FUCK ASSHOLE PISS ARTIST PISS UP MY ARSE JACKASS GO COUNT YOUR DICK OSTRICH MY ASS TITWANK FUCKHEAD I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BOLLOCKS CUM BUTT-HOLE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CARPET MUNCHER QUEEF NICARAGUA MONKEY SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ YOU WANKER TWAT FUCK A DUCK SHITCOCK GIVING HEAD FUCKTARD FUCKSTAIN POMMIE WIENER WANK TITWANK JOHNNY ASS LICKER HELL ASSHOLE DOT HEAD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FOOTBALL FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DUMBASS CUNTSWILLING NEGRO MILF CAMEL JOCKEY BONG POLESMOKER SHIT COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK GOOK ASSHAT SHITCOCK SHITFUCKER TITTIES ALEX TREBEK BUGGER OFF DELICIOUS CAKE FUCKSTAIN SHITE DICK TITS KIDDY FIDDLER CUNT FUCKING JUMP! MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PUNANI REDSKIN PICKANINNY FUCKWIT CRACKER DICKHEAD GRIS FUCKSTAIN BUTTFUCKER HELL BRITNEY I'LL RAPE YOU ASSCRACK BATMAN & ROBIN NIGGER COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHITFACE COCK DICK SHIT BEANER ASS FASCIST NAZI BRUSH MA TEETH JIZZ CONSENSUS DICKFACE ASSCRACK FENCE JUMPER PENISFUCK DOUCHETITS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER INBRED MOZILLA FIREFOX BUTT PIRATE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BULLSHIT CLEMEN PORCH MONKEY FUCK YOU NIGGER WIENER CHICKEN SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER BORDER HOPPER BIRD IN THE HOUSE RAPE RICK MORANIS FLAMING ASS BADGER COCK CHICKEN SHIT SPIC BELLEND FUCKER GRAPE PENIS MOTHERFUCKER TITS BITCH DOUCHE NAZI FUCK YOU SHITE DAMN CLEMEN BEAVER POLAK SPIC CRAP DICKHEAD GOBSHITE JIZZ ORGASM CHRISTHUMPER DUNE COON NIGGER MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! WOP FUCK FUCKFACE INBRED IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! JERRY SHITSKIN PISS ASSCRACK TWO-INCH PENIS [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] SHITSLINGING WIGGER FUCK YOU REBECCA BLACK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PIGFUCKER ASSWIPE BITCH SON OF A BITCH PUNANI CUNNILINGUS HORSE PENIS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS HELL CHICKEN SHIT ANUSCAKE VENEREAL DISEASE TITWANK JESSE McCARTNEY BITCH BOOBIES FUCKWIT DICK BASTARD AY-AY-AY JACK OFF SHITSKIN SPIC BOB SAGET O CANADA SHITTY suck my mothers CONSENSUS FUCKFACE BORDER HOPPER INBRED GOD BLESS AMERICA I WILL KILL YOU! FUCK OFF ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PIECE OF SHIT WANKER TITS & DICKS COCK AAAAAAAAA! CONDOMS HAIL SATAN! COCK NAZI POOPY LAKE TITICACA BASTARD MILF ARSE FENCE JUMPER SHITCOCK PISS CHOAD CHOAD PISS ARTIST PENIS FUCKSTAIN I'LL RAPE YOU ASSWIPE CAMEL JOCKEY ANAL DIABETES SEMEN ASS MOZILLA FIREFOX PISS ARTIST FUCKER ARSEBADGERS RAT'S ASS PENIS DONKEY PUNCHER CUNT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON MONKEY SHIT BASTARD SHITHEAD RAT'S COCK SHIT FELLATIO FAG MILF LET'S SHIT SAND NIGGER SHITE PEDOPHILIA JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DAMMIT SLOPE WALRUS SHIT SHIT PISS OFF SEX SHITHEAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MONKEY'S UNCLE GOD DAMN LIMEY FUCKING A SEX PUNANI FUCKING DAMN IT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CHIGGER VENEREAL DISEASE SHITE CUNNILINGUS SUGARTITS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT KRAUT SHITTY CUNTBUCKET JENKEM IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DUNE COON BLUMPKIN NIGGER TITS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BRITNEY SHUT UP, MEG! WIKIPEDIA TOWELHEAD FRITZ FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK NAZI JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SHIT MINORITIES WANK FIST FUCK WANKSPLAT FUCKSTAIN CLUSTER FUCK AMERICA ONLINE DOUCHETITS DIPSHIT POLACK DICK BOLLOCKS SEX WANK SON OF A BITCH FAGGOT TOWELHEAD SAND NIGGER NIGGER PISS ARTIST BOOBIES FUCKSTAIN JENKEM SPIC RUSKIE AAAAAAAAA! SHITHEAD FLYING FUCK INCEST GIVING HEAD JOHN SMILEY FACE COON PISS OFF SHITE PIG BIGNOSE BELLEND TIMBER NIGGER DICKHEAD SPANK THE MONKEY CUNTRAG ORGASM RAGHEAD LIKE FATHER LIKE SON HELL FUCK EMO FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKTARD GOBSHITE THIS IS SPARTA! PRICK PISS UP MY ARSE HELL FRITZ BUTT-HEAD SHITCOCK WHORE SNUFF PORN SHITSLIDE TUBA HELLFUCKER TAMPONS COCK HELL CRAPPY MOTHERFUCKER SHITCOCK BASTARD HITLER BASTARD DAMN FIST FUCK JACKASS I'LL RAPE YOU CAMEL FUCKER FUCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD NIPPLES CHRISTHUMPER SHITHEAD 666 ASS BUKKAKE P'KANG DAMN I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SEX RUSTY TROMBONE DIPSHIT GOBSHITE TWAT FLYING FUCK COCK GENITALIA SUCK MY DICK ASSHOLE FUCK YOU PISSHOLE TOWELHEAD GOD DAMMIT SOD DAMN DAMMIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER ASS FEATURED KNOBJOCKEY GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHITHEAD ASS BRITNEY CHOAD BONER DEVELOPERS! VAGINA INBRED ASSBANDIT TWAT DUNE COON CUNT PRICK ASSWIPE CUNTING ASSCRACK MALARKY DAMN PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! PISSHOLE FUCKSTAIN SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM HELL SON OF A BITCH FUCKWIT ASSRAPING NI TITS & DICKS CUNTING ASSCRACK OSTRICH MY ASS DOG FUCKER PAKI CAMEL FUCKER FRIG JENKEM GOD DAMMIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT RICK MORANIS SPUNK YID NAZI GOD DAMN ANUSCAKE SACRAMENTO WIENER BOLLOCKS O KURWA! COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink MAMA MIA AMERICA ONLINE TWAT ASSRAPING CHINK ANAL DIABETES SHITE DICKHEAD FUCKBAG FUCKER TITTYWANK YUKKY DOODY CUNNILINGUS POMMIE CUNT COCKGOBLIN BASTARD TOWELHEAD FUCK DIPSHIT DOUCHETITS FUCK BOLLOCKS BITCH INBRED INBRED BOB SAGET ASS FUCKSTAIN SHITE BOOBS FUCKWIT CONSENSUS TOURETTE'S IS FUN CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE HELL DICKWAD FUCKFACE DICKWAD RAGHEAD BELGIUM WANK O CANADA JOHN SMILEY FACE CUNT NIGGER ASSFACE TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKWIT TOWELHEAD DAMN ASS FASCIST WANK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA YOU WANKER BITCH ASSBANDIT REBECCA BLACK SUGARTITS SHITTY CAMEL JOCKEY BULLSHIT INJUN JACKASS SHIT JAP DICKWAD PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! DOT HEAD PEARL NECKLACE JESSE McCARTNEY MOTHERFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO FRIG SHITTY DOUCHETITS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BOB SAGET CAPTAIN CRUNCH DAMN NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES ASS FASCIST ORGASM Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FOOTBALL and with the PIECE OF SHIT and his FUCKSTAIN of girraffes in which WANKER while reading about WIENER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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