Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or [EXPLETIVE] neurochemical FUCK disorder SPIC characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PRICK, sudden BALLS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASS or SHITSLINGING vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly RAT'S COCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKSTAIN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DOUCHEBAG include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKTARD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA HORSE SHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat YID POOPOO words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DAMN utterFUCKance of socially DAMNATION objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CUM television programs to address DIPSHIT Tourette's syndrome.

PICKANINNY Tourette's is ASSWANKING FAILURE! not to be PICKANINNY confused with BUTT-HOLE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKTARD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves MILF random FUCKTARD disorientation, culturally-PIECE OF SHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DAMNATION outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local IN SACREMENT language, TUBA and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WANK PISS ARTIST of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky NAZI souvenir shoppes and massive ASS quantities FUCKING of ANAL DIABETES PENIS garbage.

Darnit.

A COCKSUCKER Polite Note to the ORGASM Author:

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The LIMEY Tourette's DONKEY DICK Research Institute was BASTARD founded to FRIG.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GIVING HEAD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BUNG-HOLE article ARSE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MOZILLA FIREFOX changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DOUCHE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BOB SAGET Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS Tourrette's sufferers COCKGOBLIN swear. You can CHINK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame TITWANK TV, for always focusing on the SAND NIGGER bad side of a terrible CUNNILINGUS thing.
  • The main CAMEL JOCKEY symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'INBRED' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small POLACK knee HADJI NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FUCKSTAIN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BITCH cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKHEAD school for RAT'S COCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PORCH MONKEY sufferers to become BALLS manically depressed and LET'S SHIT commit SONNY BILL WILLIAMS suicide.
  • There is no PORCH MONKEY cure, and the D'OH drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASSWIPE tics often have adverse YOU WANKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FENCE JUMPER perodol" which caused my entire CAMEL FUCKER body to go BULLSHIT numb and BITCH basically made it NIGGA! worse than KAFFIR it is without the REDSKIN drug.

I am an active member of a MOCKIE tourette syndrome I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating KRAUT the COMMUNIST DILDO public view of Tourettes as a "FUCK YOU swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TITWANK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WANKER sorry for COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT "hi-jacking" your FLYING RAT'S ASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DAMN IT this that really CLIT annoys me. I am working towards a SHITPISSER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PISS ARTIST article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITSLINGING, and making fun of a TOWELHEAD horrible disorder is (not) JESUS FUCKING CHRIST funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHAKOPEE time.

Best CHUFF regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “POTTYMOUTH” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TANK MAN reply

As TIBETAN BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CENSORSHIP not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHT WING Westerners show is not an CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHIST MONK degenerate capitalist culture in those ELECTION countries. When showing CENSORSHIP right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PROTESTS in countries GOVERNMENT FILTERS leadership, those problems does not KOREA LOVER occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBETAN BUDDHISM byproduct of your KENNY capitalist society FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

Li Chiang “SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY” Wen

P.S. SHIT Regards to Andrew BIG FOOT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

Mr. janitor

The BIGNOSE bastard who wrote this article. You can EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA punch him if you PIECE OF SHIT want to.

As a LGBT RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough CECIL JOHN RHODES problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this UNITED KINGDOM article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CECIL JOHN RHODES white?

Mpopo “CONDOMS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PRICK saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my REBECCA BLACK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How BALL SACK to FAGGOT cure DONKEY PUNCHER the INCEST Tourette's PORCH MONKEY Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BASTARD for ASS Tourette's POMMIE Syndrome BITCH is CLEMEN following BITCH these TAMPONS rules AUTOFELLATIO in FLYING RAT'S ASS order:

  • 1: Avoid DILDO immature SACRAMENTO little ASS kids,
  • 2: Count to HELLFIRE within SAMUEL L. JACKSON 10 JESUS TAPDANCING CHRISTseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your [expletive deleted] DONGSHOVER GRIS nor BALLS talk,
  • 4: Tell GOD DAMN yourself you TOTAL don't PEDOPHILIA have DONALD RUMSFELD this TURD disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CAPTAIN CRUNCH WITH NASTY HOMO DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

YUKKY DOODY ASSCRACK FUCK OFF BOOBIES DICKLICK FUCKHEAD LET'S SHIT PISS SHITHEAD FUCKTARD

RAINBOWS POMMIE DUMBASS SHIT FIRECROTCH BUTTFUCKER WHORE CAUCASIANS BITCH CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SEMEN DILDO PISSHOLE BUGGER FUCKHEAD POOPY BITCH SHITE YOU WANKER NI DAMNATION FUCK PRICK FUCKSTAIN HELL SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHITTY RAT'S COCK COCK I WILL KILL YOU! FLYING FUCK FUCKBAG CLEMEN I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BITCH SHITPISSER DAMN KEEP TWAT PEARL NECKLACE CAUCASIANS TIMBER NIGGER BIRD SHIT TESTICLE CHOKE FRITZ HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN BITCH ASSCRACK HITLER 666 SHITE CONDOMS MARCH OF FLAMES RAT'S COCK BUTTFUCKER RAPE REDNECK CUNT ANAL TITS & DICKS BASTARD FUCKTARD MARCH OF FLAMES JACKASS AUTOFELLATIO MAMA MIA MONKEY BALLS DOT HEAD FRAK FAG COON JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE YID INBRED PEDOPHILIA CUNTYMINTS FUCKSTAIN EPIDIDYMIS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DAMMIT HENTAI BIRD IN THE HOUSE DUMBASS ASSHOLE BUGFUCK COCKSMOKER PUSSY ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SCROTUM KNOBJOCKEY BASTARD HELL IN SACREMENT ASSBANDIT I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCKFACE FUCK ASSFACE PISS GREASER MOLDY TITS FUCKTARD FLYING FUCK SHITFUCKER GOOK NI ASSBANDIT LET'S SHIT NIGGER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCK YOU WARNER MUSIC GROUP HENTAI CONAN O'BRIAN DAMN CHOAD BULLCRAP DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PENIS CLIT TAMPON IN MY ASS HORSE SHIT CHENEY BOOBS NORTH KOREA FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ASSHOLE BASTARD TOTAL POMMIE TOTAL COON DAMN BUTTFUCKER RAT'S COCK SHITE DUNE COON DAMN IT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! AUTOFELLATIO FUCK FUCK JESSE McCARTNEY SLOPE TITMOUSE SHITCOCK DAMNATION JERK OFF PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SHITE BALLS SEMEN I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BOB SAGET BALLS CUNTRAG NEOPETS CUNT FUCK OFF JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CHRISTHUMPER POLAK CHOAD TURD NIGGER TITS DIPSHIT NIPPLES SPICY CUNT FUCK GOD DAMMIT HELL DOUCHING POLAK SHITE PISS OFF I AM CORNHOLIO! O KURWA! FAG FUCKER MALARKY TWO-INCH PENIS ASSWIPE POMMIE GOD DAMN GYPSY ANAL BUNG-HOLE RANDY TRAVIS DUMBASS FUCKHEAD WARNER MUSIC GROUP CLIT GOD DAMMIT DOUCHING WANK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SHITSLIDE DIPSHIT ASSWIPE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! NIGGER TITS SEX GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY SCROTUM INBRED JERK OFF PEDOPHILIA FUCKING RAT'S ASS CONAN O'BRIAN COCKSUCKER GOD BLESS AMERICA FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD KIDDY FIDDLER RUSTY TROMBONE ASSHAT AUTOFELLATIO GO HOME AND DIE CLEMEN MILF KIKE PISSHOLE GOD DAMN SHITSLINGING BUKKAKE NIGGER TITS GYPSY JERK OFF DIPSHIT KIDDY FIDDLER PUSSY CARPET MUNCHER FUCKER BUGGER OFF KRAUT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCKBAG TURD POTTYMOUTH CRAP SOD DOUCHE NAZI GYPSY FELCHING PISS ASSFACE FUCK RAT'S ASS CRAP ON A STICK CAMEL JOCKEY SHITTY JOHN SMILEY FACE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKER ASS SHITFUCKER SHIT BUTT PIRATE SHIT GANGBANG PISS PISSHOLE FUCK OFF GOD DAMN FELCHING CHAV FUCK OFF BUKKAKE SHITE CUNTRAG TITWANK CHICKEN FRIES TOWELHEAD SUITCASE PENIS GARBAGE DAY! WIENER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST POMMIE FUCKSTAIN FUCKING KEEP CONDOMS I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! BITCH FELCHING DAMN ARSE CUM DAGO TITWANK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BUTTFUCKER RICK MORANIS SPANK THE MONKEY EMO JAP SHITSLINGING DICKHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SCUMBAG MOTHERFUCKER TAMPONS NIGGER SHIT SCUMBAG ASS CAUCASIANS BOLLOCKS FUCK WANKER CUNTYMINTS TOSSER GO HOME AND DIE BASTARD PISS ARTIST SHIT FUCKING JUMP! MOZILLA FIREFOX WIENER NIGGER MICK BIRD SHIT SUGARTITS BONER ASSHOLE FUCKING A COCKSTUFFER FUCK GIVING HEAD HOLY DUMB FUCK DOM DeLUISE BOB SAGET lowercase FUCK OFF HITLER AMERICA ONLINE GANGBANG SONNY BILL WILLIAMS I'LL RAPE YOU ASSHAT BATMAN & ROBIN VAGINA CHUFF PISS OFF NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BALL SACK CUNTYMINTS SHITFACE AUTOFELLATIO DOUCHEBAG REDSKIN MASTURBATION DONKEY PUNCHER WARNER MUSIC GROUP FROG'S FAT ASS SHITBALLS ASS WETBACK SHIT JOHNNY FLYING FUCK LAKE TITICACA FUCKWIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS NIGGER BRITNEY BOON FUCKHEAD GOATSE FUCKING CHIGGER GENITALIA DOUCHING JIGGABOO RUSKIE ASSRAMMER AUTOFELLATIO GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS FASHION BUG [expletive deleted] Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SPICY CUNT FUCK ASS HEIL HITLER! BASTARD SHITFACE FUCKHEAD MARGARET THATCHER CHINK JIZZ ART METAL PRODUCTS POOPOO NORTH KOREA SCUMBUCKET FUCKSTAIN SAMUEL L. JACKSON BUGGER POLAK JIGGABOO SEMEN DOUCHING BITCH POLAK DUNE COON CUNT CRAPPER DAMN FAG PIG WANKSPLAT BULLCRAP IN SACREMENT ARSEBADGERS BULLSHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PIECE OF SHIT CUNT WANK DILDO ASSHOLE BOOBIES DUMBASS ARSE PIG JOHN SMILEY FACE GENITALIA TITTIES FRITZ GOD DAMN DIPSHIT CRAPMUNCHER MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! BULLSHIT FUCK GARBAGE DAY! ASSHAT FUCK WOP DOUCHING BITCH ART METAL PRODUCTS PISS OFF BUGGER AUTOFELLATIO DAMMIT KIKE COCKSHITTER FUCKWIT FAGGOT BOON BITCH DICK REDSKIN SHITE SUCK MY DICK BOB SAGET NECROPHILIA FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CUNT HELL SPICY CUNT FUCK CAUCASIANS REDNECK COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKWIT BELGIUM HELL DAMN HO BUGGER SHITTY SHIT HELL FROG CC PLZ ASSHOLE NIPPLES PRICK BALLS DOUCHE PRICK PENIS FUCK CROTCH FUCKING A DICK AMERICA ONLINE DAMN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BEAVER AY-AY-AY POMMIE FUCK DOUCHING BOOBIES SHIT SHITTY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI KRAUT WIENER EMO MARCH OF FLAMES CLUSTER FUCK SHIT FUCKHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU CLUSTER FUCK KRAUT HELL CUNT MOTHERFUCKER BOON FUCKTARD JACK OFF AY-AY-AY MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ALEX TREBEK DAMN IT BUKKAKE All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy DICK IN A BOX HORSE SHIT BIGNOSE ASSFACE PENIS ASS FASCIST IN SACREMENT CRACKER CUNT WILLY WONKA MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCK POMMIE WHORE COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink KEEP TWAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SON OF A BITCH COCKGOBLIN DIPSHIT FUCK OFF BUTTFUCKER DICKHEAD IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD O KURWA! GREASER [Insert silly non-swear here] SHITFACE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! WANK GO HOME AND DIE SHITSKIN DAMMIT DAMN DELICIOUS CAKE LOLCAT PENIS JERRY CUNT CROTCH FAG DUMBASS POLACK GOD DAMN NIPPLES BUTTFUCKER FLYING FUCK DICK IN A BOX CLEMEN FAG TITTIES GO HOME AND DIE WANK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON NIPPLES CAMEL JOCKEY BITCH HELL CHINK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI WHORE BASTARD GARBAGE DAY! FUCK OFF ASSHOLE BOON BOOBS SHITHEAD BOLLOCKS CUNTING ASSCRACK BRITNEY RAINBOWS CHING CHONG CHINK BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCKSTAIN CUNT SUCK MY DICK DOUCHEBAG TITS CUNT CRAPPER MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! NAZI DAMN SHIT DICK MACACA DILDO FRAK POWERSHIT 30 CASES OF PICKLES BASTARD GOD DAMN FUCKING BOOBS DARTH VADER REDSKIN HITLER PUSSYLICKER Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive JUNGLE BUNNY and with the CARPET MUNCHER and his JACKASS SHIT of girraffes in which JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST while reading about DICK IN A BOX!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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