Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a FUCKER article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or INJUN neurochemical FUCK disorder DOODIE HEAD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCK, sudden TITS & DICKS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements AUTOFELLATIO or SPICY CUNT FUCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DAMNATION in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DONKEY DICK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FLYING FUCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKFACE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat HOT GRITS DIRTY SANCHEZ words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CUNTSWILLING utterFUCKance of socially JOHN SMILEY FACE objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DOT HEAD television programs to address DUNE COON Tourette's syndrome.

DICK TITS Tourette's is LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD not to be JACKASS SHIT confused with GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TRANNY chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BEAVER random THONG TASTER disorientation, culturally-GOAT DICK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BIRD SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local TITS language, DONKEY DICK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITHEAD PISS OFF of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GARBAGE DAY! souvenir shoppes and massive FREE ELECTIONS quantities MILF of ANAL DIABETES DOUCHE garbage.

Darnit.

A SHIT Polite Note to the BITCH Author:

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The SHITE Tourette's GOD DAMN Research Institute was DOUCHETITS founded to JACKASS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DOUCHEBAG Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DUMBASS article MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FLYING FUCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CLUSTER FUCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CUM Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of PUSSYLICKER Tourrette's sufferers GOOK swear. You can DAMN blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CUNT TV, for always focusing on the CUNT bad side of a terrible ASSHOLE thing.
  • The main CUNT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DYKE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKWIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BOYCOTT VIACOM! knee SHIT NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DAMN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SUCK MY DICK school for GOD DAMN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BATHING SUIT AREA sufferers to become JIZZ manically depressed and FUCKING commit BUTTFUCKER suicide.
  • There is no FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! cure, and the FUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the BIRD SHIT tics often have adverse CRAP side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CLIT perodol" which caused my entire SHITE body to go ASSFACE numb and SHITE basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKHEAD it is without the DOUGHNUT PUNCHER drug.

I am an active member of a BONER tourette syndrome DAMN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating WIENER the DAMN IT public view of Tourettes as a "FELLATIO swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is KAFFIR much much (hand spasms) more...

I am HOLY DUMB FUCK sorry for PUSSYLICKER "hi-jacking" your PECKERHEAD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like RAPE this that really BASTARD annoys me. I am working towards a MARCH OF FLAMES better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this JIZZ article. Remember, everything here is meant to be GO COUNT YOUR DICK, and making fun of a GYPSY horrible disorder is (not) SHITPISSER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHITSLIDE time.

Best DOG SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “JACK OFF” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese GRASS MUD HORSE reply

As TIANENMEN SQUARE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DALAI LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill VOTE Westerners show is not an FALUN GONG effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of POISON IN BABY FORMULA degenerate capitalist culture in those 1984 countries. When showing SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust HUMAN RIGHTS in countries NORTH KOREA leadership, those problems does not PRINCE PHILIP occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a ELECTION byproduct of your RIGHTS capitalist society MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG!.

Li Chiang “CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST” Wen

P.S. CUNT Regards to Andrew JIZZ Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

Mr. janitor

The GOD DAMMIT bastard who wrote this article. You can YOU SUCK BALLS punch him if you PUSSY want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough KU KLUX KLAN problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CLEAN DRINKING WATER put up with CECIL JOHN RHODES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FROG saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my SHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS to COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK cure ASSHAT the BITCH Tourette's BASTARD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DAMN for CUNT Tourette's WANKER Syndrome CUNT is WANK following FUCKTARD these CUNTING ASSCRACK rules FUCKING in JUNGLE BUNNY order:

  • 1: Avoid WETBACK immature FRAK little BOYCOTT VIACOM! kids,
  • 2: Count to BASTARD within SAND NIGGER 10 RAT'S COCKseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FUCKER SEMEN CHOAD nor PUSSY talk,
  • 4: Tell BASTARD yourself you DAGO don't BRITNEY have NECROPHILIA this FELLATIO disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK MONKEY BALLS WITH NASTY NEGRO DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CLUSTER FUCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUCK '"`UNIQ3fd7cd2b419a4580-nowiki-000000BB-QINU`"' NAZI RUSTY TROMBONE CLUSTER FUCK ARSE TWAT SHITBALLS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON

WIGGER DAMN RIVER CRABS SUCK FUCK YOU CAMEL JOCKEY SUCK MY COCK POLESMOKER COCK RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN BANGKOK FIRECROTCH ASSWIPE TRANNY CUNT WANKER PUSSYLICKER I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! WOP PISS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BALLS GYPSY BULLSHIT JENKEM LAKE TITICACA BUTTFUCKER BITCH TOWELHEAD TWO-INCH PENIS TIMBER NIGGER SHITFACE GOD DAMN JIGGABOO DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BANGKOK QUEEF DICK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CUNT BIRD SHIT SCROTUM SHITSLINGING PENIS HO SMEG DAMN IT SCROTUM COCKSUCKER GOD DAMN TURD GOOK CRAP ON A STICK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST COCK DUNE COON SHITFACE COCKSUCKER YOU WANKER BELLEND FUCK YOU TWAT RAT'S COCK FUCKING JUMP! SHITPISSER GRINGO SAND NIGGER PISS ARTIST DIPSHIT BASTARD WANKER NECROPHILIA POMMIE SPUNK DAMN FAGGOT ARSE PEARL NECKLACE FUCK BITCH POTTYMOUTH HELL FUCK BASTARD FUCKWIT CHIGGER SHIT LIKE A HORSE DAMN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON MASTURBATION MOLDY TITS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON PORCH MONKEY POMMIE SHITFUCKER CLUSTER FUCK ASSFACE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS POMMIE 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCKHEAD RIVER CRABS SUCK MOCKIE BITCH WETBACK DYKE DICK CUNTRAG HELL NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CONDOMS ART METAL PRODUCTS SHIT BULLSHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS ASS FUCK OFF CROTCH DICKHEAD SHITTING DICK NIPPLES RECTUM RAIDER ASSWIPE CRACKER SHITFUCKER AMERICAN SPELLING PISS MOLDY TITS DILDO SUCK MY DICK FUCKWIT CUNT DOT HEAD ABO BLUMPKIN INCEST JUNGLE BUNNY TITWANK WANKER PISS DOODIE HEAD VAGINA NAZI RUSKIE DICKHEAD CHICKEN SHIT MARGARET THATCHER FUCKWIT FAG FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCKFACE TIMBER NIGGER TONY LA RUSSA EPIDIDYMIS FUCKBAG BELLEND CUM MOCKIE BALL SACK CUNNILINGUS DOUCHING RAPE ASS PISS CRACKER SCUMBUCKET SHITFACE FUCKWIT ASSHAT TITTIES MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE INCEST FUCK CONDOMS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CROTCH PENIS KIDDY FIDDLER WETBACK JOHN SMILEY FACE SPANK THE MONKEY DAMN SEMEN BITCH RAT'S COCK SHITCOCK BOOBIES ASSRAMMER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHIT MACACA DAMN IT FUCKHEAD BASTARD CUNT SON OF A BITCH FASHION BUG ASSCRACK FUCKFACE CUNT LET'S SHIT PEARL NECKLACE FAGGOT PISS GRINGO DICKFACE COCK ARSE RUSTY TROMBONE WIGGER CHOAD CHUFF PIG GO COUNT YOUR DICK CHICKEN FRIES SHITE DONKEY DICK KAFFIR SCUMBUCKET ASSWIPE FELCHING CARPET MUNCHER BASTARD COCK DICKLICK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! TUBA DAMN I RAPE WALRUSES! CLEVELAND STEAMER BULLCRAP MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BONG I WILL KILL YOU! KRAUT BUGGER DYKE FUCKTARD LOGJAMMER BONER PIECE OF SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA TITWANK COON BITCH ASS SPICY CUNT FUCK POMMIE SAND NIGGER PECKERHEAD COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CHALICE PIG JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE WANK SHIT SEX FUCKSTAIN FUCK OFF FUCK FUCKING A ASS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK HADJI PRICK DIPSHIT FUCKSTAIN SCUMBUCKET SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BOOBIES HOMO FUCKING BUTTFUCKER SHITSLINGING DUNE COON PISS OFF FUCKWIT SHITFUCKER FUCK DAMN IT PASTURE PISSHOLE HELL PISS OFF MY ASS BALL SACK FUCKSTAIN BIRD SHIT MONKEY SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASSRAMMER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA INCEST DICK IN A BOX KRAUT DICKHEAD UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! CHICKEN SHIT BOOBIES NEGRO FUCK OFF DOG FUCKER FRIG BIRD SHIT TUBA MARCH OF FLAMES CHOAD BULLSHIT PRICK ASSCRACK PENIS KRAUT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FREE ELECTIONS BITCH JACKASS AUTOFELLATIO FRIG WILLY WONKA ASSHOLE SHITFACE FUCKHEAD DICKFACE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BULLSHIT BUGGER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PIGS MIGHT FLY CUNTYMINTS SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT CHICKEN SHIT SOD SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? FUCK YOU BULLSHIT WHORE TACO CHAV FUCK INBRED FUCKER SHITTY BUTT-FOR-BRAINS JENKEM BELLEND BOOBIES CUM ASS FUCKING A HOT GRITS HORSE PENIS DARTH VADER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT RAT'S COCK CROTCH DAGO DUNE COON CUNT DOG FUCKER BALLS GOOK DOUCHING FUCKING A SHITE ASS PORCUPINE'S BALLS DICKFACE CHIGGER SEX FROG BIG FOOT JACK OFF SHITCUNTING BUGGER OFF SUCK A BIG DICK FUCKTARD NIPPLES DAMN GRINGO DICK IN A BOX BASTARD FROG'S FAT ASS HELLFUCKER DAMN TESTICLE CHOKE FUCKER ASS LICKER SHIT GOOK MAMA MIA GYPSY HAIL SATAN! CHAV QUEEF CUNT CLIT BASTARD FUCKTARD SON OF A BITCH I WILL KILL YOU! SCROTUM CUNTRAG POWERSHIT FUCKTARD DAGO SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY GOD DAMN STEVE BALLMER HENTAI SUCK MY DICK FREE ELECTIONS CUNT SHIT TAMPONS FUCKWIT TAFFY BUTT-FOR-BRAINS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM ALEX TREBEK DICKFACE HONKY MALARKY JOHNNY WINDOWS VISTA PEARL NECKLACE MARCH OF FLAMES ROSIE O'DONNELL SCUMBAG DOUCHING COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CHIGGER I WILL KILL YOU! PISS ARTIST HOSER SHIT CUNT SAMUEL L. JACKSON SCUMBAG KAFFIR BITCH GOBSHITE ASS ORGASM PUNANI NI JUNGLE BUNNY NECROPHILIA MARGARET THATCHER DAMN ASSWIPE BIRD SHIT DIPSHIT ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS WANK CLUSTER FUCK HORSE PENIS DIPSHIT DONKEY DICK CARPET MUNCHER CUNNILINGUS BIRD IN THE HOUSE RAGHEAD BUTTFUCKER FUCKER DOUCHING CHALICE HORSE SHIT BALL SACK SHITFUCKER PASTURE D'OH DICKFACE BOLLOCKS DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCK GOD DAMMIT THIS IS A RARE SWEAR WIGGER RICK MORANIS TITWANK [Insert swear here] CUNT CRAPPER FRITZ SOD TRANNY FUCKFACE YOU WANKER BASTARD SHITFACE SHITFUCKER JAP SHITFACE INCEST POMMIE BUTTFUCKER ORANGE TURTLE FELLATIO FUCKING PIGFUCKER SCROTUM CUNT PISS SHITHEAD GOBSHITE CUNT FUCKING MONKEY SHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BARBRA STREISAND NECROPHILIA QUEEF DONGSHOVER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHAKOPEE HADJI CUNT SUITCASE PENIS WIENER BUGGER CUNNILINGUS HEIL HITLER! CUNT BUTTFUCKER BLOWJOB CUNTING ASSCRACK ASS DONKEY DICK DOUCHE HELL MICK POO POO BLOWJOB COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BENSON SUCKS CHING CHONG CHINK SPIC TITWANK SHIT FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS KIKE SOD OFF SHITSLINGING PISS JERK OFF SHIT FUCK OFF MONKEY SHIT NIGGER ASS MOCKIE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU WANKER YOU WANKER BITCH HOSER CHIGGER GOD DAMN RAT'S ASS MONKEY'S UNCLE RIVER CRABS SUCK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT WEHATEMARIO WALRUS SHIT COCK DAMN POTTYMOUTH SHIT FUCKWIT JAP WANK WALRUS SHIT BULLSHIT TITS THONG TASTER FUCKTARD DAGO FELCHING YOU WANKER ASSWIPE BLISTERING BARNACLES BENCH PRESS WANK FUCKSTAIN FUCKING FUCKFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE GREASER TIT DIRT PISS UP MY ARSE MARY WHITEHOUSE MAMA MIA JAP SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DUMBASS SHUT UP, MEG! SHIT DICKHEAD SHITFACE SHITBALLS FUCKING FELCHING TACO BUTT PIRATE PISS SMEG AUTOFELLATIO AMERICAN SPELLING AMERICAN SPELLING WIGGER FUCK RAT'S ASS BEAVER BITCH ASS ASS MOZILLA FIREFOX Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DOG FUCKER and with the MONKEY BALLS and his CHOAD of girraffes in which BLISTERING BARNACLES while reading about DOUCHE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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