Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or COCKSHITTER neurochemical FUCK disorder PUNANI characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid HO, sudden BOYCOTT VIACOM! m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! or DONKEY DICK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSWIPE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ANAL way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may POMMIE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken WIENER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BALL SACK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH VAGINA words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous GOD DAMN utterFUCKance of socially YOU WANKER objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first VENEREAL DISEASE television programs to address PISS ARTIST Tourette's syndrome.

GOD DAMN Tourette's is FAG not to be PISS ARTIST confused with FUCKHEAD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DICKLICK random KAFFIR disorientation, culturally-FELCHMONKEY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SEMEN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DILDO language, O CANADA and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASS ASSHOLE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky [expletive deleted] souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKWIT quantities CUNT of ANAL DIABETES SHITCOCK garbage.

Darnit.

A DIRTY SANCHEZ Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

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The BITCH Tourette's BUKKAKE Research Institute was HELL founded to BASTARD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PISS OFF MY ASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GOOK article ASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITFUCKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MALL SANTA changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ART METAL PRODUCTS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about JUSTIN BIEBER Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of ORGASM Tourrette's sufferers PENIS swear. You can CHENEY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame JESSE McCARTNEY TV, for always focusing on the DARTH VADER bad side of a terrible LIMEY thing.
  • The main I'LL RAPE YOU symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are GOATSE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WILLY WONKA' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SEX knee SHITTY NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is NIGGER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DUMBASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at POMMIE school for BUGFUCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CUM sufferers to become BUTT PIRATE manically depressed and SONNY BILL WILLIAMS commit ASS suicide.
  • There is no NIGGER cure, and the ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA drugs that are available to, "calm" the DOUCHETITS tics often have adverse CAMEL JOCKEY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna COCKSTUFFER perodol" which caused my entire I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL body to go FRITZ numb and CLUSTER FUCK basically made it NIGGA! worse than JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK it is without the JUSTIN BIEBER drug.

I am an active member of a GARBAGE DAY! tourette syndrome SMEG association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CHAV the COCK public view of Tourettes as a "POMMIE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TIMBER NIGGER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am EPIDIDYMIS sorry for COCKING FUCKBOROUGH "hi-jacking" your MOTHERFUCKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like I RAPE WALRUSES! this that really SHITFACE annoys me. I am working towards a CLUSTER FUCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BUKKAKE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITE, and making fun of a GOD DAMN horrible disorder is (not) TAMPONS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CUM time.

Best MARY WHITEHOUSE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “JUSTIN BIEBER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHRISTIANITY reply

As PRINCE PHILIP Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are I LIKE BUSH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT PROTESTS Westerners show is not an COMMUNISM IS STUPID effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! degenerate capitalist culture in those COMMUNISM IS STUPID countries. When showing RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT PROTESTS in countries TAIWAN leadership, those problems does not 1984 occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MINORITIES byproduct of your DALAI LAMA capitalist society STUDENT RIOTS.

Li Chiang “RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. GRINGO Regards to Andrew NIGGER TITS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

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The GENITALIA bastard who wrote this article. You can AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI punch him if you GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter SALISBURY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough I DON'T HAVE AIDS problems in this UNITED KINGDOM country anyway, without this triple thick cock LGBT RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you RHODESIA remove this MUGABE HAS AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with UNITED KINGDOM hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “MUGABE'S MOMMA” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FIST FUCK saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my CC PLZ intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How BALLS to FUCK cure PUSSY the FUCKING Tourette's WANK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CUNT for PAKI Tourette's GRINGO Syndrome FUCKHEAD is JERRY following FUCKTARD these Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! rules PIGFUCKER in WEHATEMARIO order:

  • 1: Avoid PENIS immature SHIT little TWAT kids,
  • 2: Count to POLAK within GOD DAMMIT 10 SHITSLINGINGseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your NEGRO FUCKING FUCK nor TITTIES talk,
  • 4: Tell COMMUNIST DILDO yourself you GOD DAMMIT don't FUCKWIT have WANK this ARSE disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK HO WITH NASTY SHITSKIN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S MICK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

ARSE CAMEL JOCKEY RAT'S ASS FUCK OFF TAMPON IN MY ASS RUSTY TROMBONE BASTARD NAZI GOD DAMN WINDOWS VISTA

BONER GANGBANG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TACO FUCKSTAIN INBRED BALLS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ASSFACE GIVING HEAD CAPTAIN CRUNCH CUNT CLUSTER FUCK SHITE PISS FUCK HELL AAAAAAAAA! MALARKY CRACKER JESSE McCARTNEY NIGGER ASSWIPE TIT SPRINKLES FUCK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BEANER YOU WANKER CUNT CUNT LAPPER PORCUPINE'S BALLS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT INBRED DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ROSIE O'DONNELL DAMN SUCK MY COCK BELGIUM HADJI DICKFACE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PRICK COCKSMOKER CUNTYMINTS AUTOFELLATIO FUCKSTAIN DICK INCEST TITS SCROTUM YOU WANKER SLOPE ASSHAT WETBACK YOU WANKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKWIT HORSE PENIS NIGNOG PUSSY REBECCA BLACK INBRED GOD DAMN ASSHAT YOU WANKER TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! ASSWIPE CUNTSWILLING CROTCH INBRED TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! ASS ASS LICKER SEX FLYING FUCK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS RAGHEAD CHINK INCEST YID POLACK SAND NIGGER SCUMBUCKET MILF GOD DAMMIT DAMN IT I DON'T HAVE AIDS BUGGER OFF GOOK BITCH SPANK THE MONKEY RAT'S COCK HELL SCROTUM ORGASM SUCK MY DICK AUTOFELLATIO WIGGER BITCH ARSE BUGGER JOHN SMILEY FACE YOUR MOM SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SCUMBUCKET FIRECROTCH CHIGGER PEDOPHILIA BLUMPKIN BITCH SHIT SUITCASE PENIS DOUCHE CAMEL JOCKEY COCKSUCKER FUDGEPACKER BLUMPKIN JESSE McCARTNEY FELLATIO TWAT SNUFF PORN BUGFUCK I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! I DON'T HAVE AIDS SHITE BASTARD BULLSHIT DONALD RUMSFELD RUSKIE FRED PHELPS WOP FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! ASSCRACK DUMBASS HELLFUCKER BUTT-HOLE O CANADA MASTICATION FOR THE NATION O KURWA! DICK TITS MOTHERFUCKER DAMN LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DAMMIT FUCKING A TWAT BUKKAKE ASSHAT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SON OF A BITCH SEMEN FAGGOT FUCK YOU URINE-GARGLING TITTYWANK WALRUS SHIT D'OH DOUCHETITS TITTIES JACK OFF [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] CUNNILINGUS BULLSHIT CLIT SHITFUCKER BALL SACK FUCKING A DICK BASTARD BASTARD CHIGGER BASTARD SHUT UP, MEG! GOD DAMMIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CUNNILINGUS FUCKWIT PRICK PISS ARTIST ARSEBADGERS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! PISS ARTIST HOSER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE MONKEY SHIT TITMOUSE SPICY CUNT FUCK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE GENITALIA DONKEY DICK HONKY HELL DICK DAGO BLISTERING BARNACLES CRAPFUCKER FUCKING LAKE TITICACA RAT'S COCK SHITE HELLFIRE BUKKAKE CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM BITCH JESSE McCARTNEY MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PISSHOLE DONALD RUMSFELD DAMMIT BOB SAGET TWAT SHITSLINGING CHICKEN SHIT GOD DAMN CHOAD CROTCH DAMN IT COON NAZI SHITCUNTING DICKFACE FUCKSTAIN BUTTFUCKER FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKHEAD VAGINA SHITSLINGING CUNT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMN HELL TAMPONS GOD DAMMIT WALRUS SHIT PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! DUMBASS SHITSLINGING URINE-GARGLING FRIG SON OF A BITCH RAPE FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKWIT BUNG-HOLE DOUCHE FENCE JUMPER NI SEX BITCH FUCKER CUNNILINGUS WIENER WEHATEMARIO HO SHITFACE SAMUEL L. JACKSON RAT'S COCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BITCH FUCKSTAIN CHRIST OF TABERNACLE DOUCHE NAZI CHIGGER WANK BONER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CAMEL JOCKEY COCKSHITTER BIRD IN THE HOUSE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHIT SOD HAIL SATAN! DICKHEAD LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! TWAT FUCK NUGGET OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH P'KANG PISS ARTIST BALLS DAMN SUITCASE PENIS AUTOFELLATIO FUCK FUCKING PRICK FUCK PORCH MONKEY BALL SACK INCEST EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CUNT CRAPPER FUCKING JUMP! FUCK WANK TWISTY VAGINA CLEVELAND STEAMER HO SHITHEAD SHITCOCK SPUNK LET'S SHIT ASSCRACK SHOOP DA WHOOP FUCK NUGGET RAT'S COCK SHIT CHING CHONG CHINK ASS FASCIST FUCKER SEMEN MALL SANTA AUTOFELLATIO NIGGER YOU WANKER FOUR-EYES CUNT GOD DAMMIT BALLS KAFFIR ASSHOLE PAKI I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PISS UNICORNS CRACKER SHITPISSER TOWELHEAD PISS ARTIST DAMMIT FRIG SHITBALLS FUCKHEAD FUCKBAG pen0r POWERSHIT MASTURBATION SPIC SAGGY TITS PUSSY COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT MONKEY'S UNCLE BELLEND FUCK NUGGET COCKING FUCKBOROUGH ASSFACE JERK OFF JERK OFF BALL SACK BUTT-HOLE CUNT MAMA MIA TITTYWANK BUTT PIRATE AUTOFELLATIO WINDOWS VISTA GENITALIA COCK CROTCH COCKSUCKER HELL JACKASS SHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK GOD DAMMIT DICK WALRUS SHIT COCKSUCKER PENIS FUCKING MR WINKLER IS GAY BASTARD DICK HORSE PENIS RAT'S COCK DUMBASS PISS ARTIST DAMN SCUMBAG BEAVER COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK DOODIE HEAD CHRIST OF TABERNACLE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DICKFACE UNICORNS ASSHAT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WIENER SHIT RAT'S ASS PISS ARTIST ASSWIPE FUCK YOU REDSKIN JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SHIT SHIT BIRD SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY JIZZ ASSHAT MARY WHITEHOUSE ASSHAT GRINGO BUGFUCK BUTTFUCKER PECKERHEAD FUCKTARD DOG FUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SEMEN SON OF A BITCH FEWMETS DICKWAD MARY WHITEHOUSE CRAPMUNCHER VAGINA PISSHOLE DAMNATION JUNGLE BUNNY ASS DICKHEAD ASSRAPING SUGARTITS CUNT TRANNY GRINGO DIPSHIT ASSWIPE DUMBASS DOG SHIT BEAVER DIMETHYL GLYCOL MONKEY'S UNCLE LET'S SHIT CAMEL FUCKER FAGGOT FUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX POOPY FAGGOT ASSFACE BIG FOOT BUTT PIRATE I DON'T HAVE AIDS JIZZ SUCK MY DICK BUTTFUCKER CROTCH FUCK YOU YOUR MOM FUCKING JUMP! DOUCHEBAG CHRIST OF TABERNACLE FUCKWIT BALLS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM EXTRA LONG PENIS [EXPLETIVE] SCUMBAG COCK PRICK HOMO TOWELHEAD FUCKSTAIN DAMN IT DARTH VADER RICK MORANIS AY-AY-AY TWO-INCH PENIS POMMIE PECKERHEAD ASS CAMEL FUCKER PICKANINNY PENISPENISPENIS!!! CUNT WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKING AUTOFELLATIO SHIT SHITFACE WIENER JACK OFF FUCK FIST FUCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE YOU WANKER WANK DOUCHE BUTT PIRATE ASS GOOK PRICK BITCH ASSCRACK DICK IN A BOX DICKHEAD JUNGLE BUNNY COCKSHITTER SHITFACE MALARKY ANAL DIABETES ORANGE TURTLE FUCKING A LAKE TITICACA SHITFUCKER FUDGEPACKER ASS CROTCH CUNTRAG GANGBANG FIRECROTCH LIMEY CHUFF FUCKING HADJI SHIT FRITZ TITS & DICKS TURD CUNTBUCKET SEX FUDGEPACKER BULLCRAP DICK CHICKEN SHITHEAD TOSSER SHITTY COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ANUSCAKE suck my mothers SHITPISSER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! INBRED CRAP O CANADA ASSHAT TIT DIRT DOT HEAD COON RANDY TRAVIS RUSTY TROMBONE NECROPHILIA RAPE BULLSHIT ASSCRACK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCK TITS ASS LET'S SHIT FUCKFACE CLEMEN NORTH KOREA PRICK BALLS CC PLZ BOB SAGET YOGHURT CANNON ASSWIPE POMMIE BORDER HOPPER NECROPHILIA SHITFACE SHITHEAD I AM CORNHOLIO! FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DAMNATION NAZI NIPPLES SHOOP DA WHOOP PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CHINK CONAN O'BRIAN AUTOFELLATIO SHITFACE JACKASS SHIT ASSHOLE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BITCH FLYING FUCK BEAVER PORCH MONKEY COMMUNIST DILDO POO POO BLOWJOB GOD DAMMIT FUCKFUCKFUCK ASS DICKLICK POMMIE BASTARD LET'S SHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD KAFFIR FASHION BUG DICKFACE SAGGY TITS CUNTSWILLING ASS BEAVER I WILL END YOU! SHIT NAZI LAKE TITICACA DOUGHNUT PUNCHER COLGATE SPIC NAZI DUNE COON WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SLOPE ASSCRACK FELCHING Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive MOTHERFUCKER and with the BUTTFUCKER and his YID of girraffes in which ASS while reading about I'LL RAPE YOU!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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