Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SCUMBAG neurochemical FUCK disorder GOOK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PEARL NECKLACE, sudden SHITHEAD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PISS or JERRY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated INBRED way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BORDER HOPPER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TACO by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CHICKEN FRIES words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat STEVE BALLMER TAMPONS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKING A utterFUCKance of socially AUTOFELLATIO objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CHOAD television programs to address CUNNILINGUS Tourette's syndrome.

QUEEF Tourette's is SCROTUM not to be BOON confused with ASSFACE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GOD DAMN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASSHAT random MOCKIE disorientation, culturally-ASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TITTYWANK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CLEMEN language, JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASSWIPE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BUTTFUCKER souvenir shoppes and massive INJUN quantities CRAP of ANAL DIABETES SHITTY garbage.

Darnit.

A suck my mothers Polite Note to the ASS LICKER Author:

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The GOATSE Tourette's BIG FOOT Research Institute was HELL founded to CHIGGER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CHING CHONG CHINK article DONKEY DICK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and RAGHEAD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MOZILLA FIREFOX changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DONGSHOVER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SUCK MY DICK Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of FUCK Tourrette's sufferers PISS OFF MY ASS swear. You can BASTARD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BUTTFUCKER TV, for always focusing on the SHITE bad side of a terrible REDSKIN thing.
  • The main ORGASM symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are REDNECK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASSHAT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PUNANI knee BONER NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is HELL no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FENCE JUMPER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at 30 CASES OF PICKLES school for SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HYPERINFLATION sufferers to become RAT'S ASS manically depressed and FUDGEPACKER commit SHIT suicide.
  • There is no HYPERINFLATION cure, and the MOTHERFUCKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP tics often have adverse PISS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna COLGATE perodol" which caused my entire FELCHING body to go HYPERINFLATION numb and DICK basically made it NIGGA! worse than GOAT DICK it is without the POLESMOKER drug.

I am an active member of a FUCK tourette syndrome LIKE FATHER LIKE SON association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PORCH MONKEY the ROSIE O'DONNELL public view of Tourettes as a "DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is O CANADA much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SON OF A BITCH sorry for JOHN SMILEY FACE "hi-jacking" your CRAPFUCKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA this that really FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE annoys me. I am working towards a HORSE SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKTARD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be GOD DAMMIT, and making fun of a BOLLOCKS horrible disorder is (not) CLIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your RAT'S COCK time.

Best MOTHERFUCKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BOON” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FREEDOM OF SPEECH reply

As CHINA IS CAPITALIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBETAN BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DIMETHYL GLYCOL Westerners show is not an SLITTY EYES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CAPITALISM degenerate capitalist culture in those CHRISTIANITY countries. When showing MONGOLIANS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DEMOCRACY in countries FALUN GONG leadership, those problems does not SLITTY EYES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a POISON IN BABY FORMULA byproduct of your TIBETAN BUDDHISM capitalist society SLITTY EYES.

Li Chiang “1984” Wen

P.S. BITCH Regards to Andrew TWISTY VAGINA Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

Mr. janitor

The CROTCH bastard who wrote this article. You can COCKSUCKER punch him if you YOU WANKER want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock BRITAIN offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass UNITED KINGDOM put up with MUGABE'S MOMMA hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITBALLS saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my TITWANK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How SHITFACE to HORSE SHIT cure FROG the STEVE BALLMER Tourette's SCUMBAG Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BEAVER for HOT GRITS Tourette's COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK Syndrome ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA is CAMEL JOCKEY following EPIDIDYMIS these URINE-GARGLING rules HELL in ASS order:

  • 1: Avoid JESUS FUCKING CHRIST immature PUSSY little HI, BILLY MAYS HERE kids,
  • 2: Count to JIZZ within WANK 10 TWATseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your GOD DAMN HELLFUCKER ASS nor JAP talk,
  • 4: Tell SEX yourself you TITWANK don't HO have CHICKEN FRIES this HELL disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JENKEM WITH NASTY PEARL NECKLACE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DICKHEAD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

GENITALIA PAKI DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKFACE CUNT PISS FUCKTARD DUMBASS DOM DeLUISE HELL

COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DAMN GOOK WHORE FLYING FUCK PICKANINNY RAPE JACKASS ANUSCAKE HELL CHING CHONG CHINK POLACK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASSHAT CHUFF CHOAD FEMADOM MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK OFF BASTARD RAGHEAD PUNANI PIECE OF SHIT YID DILDO POLAK NECROPHILIA BITCH HELL SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BELLEND [expletive deleted] CONDOMS FUCK PUSSY BALLS INBRED HEIL HITLER! DELICIOUS CAKE PENIS FRIG EPIDIDYMIS TURD GOD DAMMIT FELLATIO CLEMEN SPRINKLES TITTYWANK POWERSHIT DUMBASS SHITTY ARSE WALRUS SHIT RAT'S ASS MARCH OF FLAMES POLAK BUGFUCK CLUSTER FUCK ASSWIPE PISSHOLE I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCKHEAD YOU WANKER ART METAL PRODUCTS ASSWIPE JAP WOMEN'S RIGHTS ASSHOLE DICKLICK FUCKWIT CUNTING ASSCRACK FROG [expletive deleted] SHIT SON OF A BITCH BUTTFUCKER FELCHING BONER FUCKWIT DONALD RUMSFELD TOWELHEAD DIPSHIT FRENCH TICKLER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DAMN SHITFUCKER CHOAD COCKING FUCKBOROUGH AMERICA ONLINE WANKSPLAT GENITALIA FUCKING SPICY CUNT FUCK RAT'S ASS PISS ARTIST FUCK YOU LENS CRAFTERS FUCKFACE PISS ARTIST DUMBASS VAGINA GOD DAMN TITWANK PUNANI BONER SPANK THE MONKEY CROTCH BALLS FUCKSTAIN DICKHEAD CUNTYMINTS DAMMIT DAGO WANKER CUNT BUTT-HOLE CUNT YOU WANKER CUM SHIT FU SPANG RAPE SHITE PRICK ASSHOLE SNUFF PORN BITCH DIPSHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITHEAD LIMEY DONKEY DICK FUCKSTAIN HYPERINFLATION FUCKING CARPET MUNCHER TITTIES PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TITWANK ASSWIPE COCKSHITTER POLACK BUTTFUCKER DICKLICK PIGFUCKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SPUNK BENSON SUCKS PIG BUTTFUCKER POLACK ASSHAT SCROTUM CUNT BUTTFUCKER BITCH ARSE FASHION BUG BUTT-HEAD MONKEY SHIT HELL ASSWIPE TAFFY FALSE BENSON DAMN WIENER DOG SHIT DICK TITS FROG'S FAT ASS CONDOMS AMERICA ONLINE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DOUCHEBAG LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DOUCHING BORDER HOPPER FUCKHEAD WIENER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CUNTSWILLING CRAP CLUSTER FUCK POLAK YOGHURT CANNON SHITHEAD DAMN FUCKSTAIN TITTYWANK DOUCHEBAG TURD DONKEY DICK CUNTRAG EMO PISS OFF CRAPPY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS suck my mothers PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DUMBASS HELL YID FENCE JUMPER DONKEY DICK PEEPEE BASTARD GREASER FUCKTARD JACK OFF FUCK YOU BUTTFUCKER FLAMING ASS BADGER TITS & DICKS FUCK PISS ARTIST GOD DAMMIT DOUCHING INBRED MOZILLA FIREFOX ASS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SHIT HOT GRITS GOATSE PEEPEE SHITBALLS RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN LOGJAMMER FROG'S FAT ASS PEARL NECKLACE I'LL RAPE YOU PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKER SHITFACE SHITTY JESSE McCARTNEY NIPPLES RAPE FIST FUCK HELL DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! COCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DIPSHIT NAZI EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA MONKEY SHIT FUCKING A ANUSCAKE CUNT CUNT POOPOO FUCKING PIGFUCKER FRITZ DICK JERK OFF HELL BULLSHIT BUKKAKE WANKER CHIGGER SHITE SHITTY DOG FUCKER BIRD SHIT POMMIE HONKY SHITE TURD BRUSH MA TEETH CUNT FUCKING A ASS 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK MOTHERFUCKER SPRINKLES HOMO SHITTY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FASHION BUG ANUSCAKE COON CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKHEAD BUTTFUCKER ASS CUNNILINGUS CUNTBUCKET JESSE McCARTNEY WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? WANK FUCKFACE TOWELHEAD BALLS VAGINA GOD DAMMIT MILF NIGGER BANGKOK CONDOMS DICKHEAD MAMA MIA PENIS AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING JUMP! WANK SHITTY BULLSHIT BANGKOK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT POLAK COCKSUCKER TRANNY JACKASS SHIT SHITE BUTTFUCKER SUGARTITS KAFFIR FUCKING JACKASS FRENCH TICKLER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SUGARTITS FRED PHELPS SHITHEAD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCK NUGGET ASSHAT TOWELHEAD DOG FUCKER DICKFACE FELLATIO LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! MASTURBATION DICKLICK FASHION BUG SHIT ASSWIPE ASS LICKER SHITE HOSER GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHITSLIDE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA AUTOFELLATIO VAGINA WINDOWS VISTA CHING CHONG CHINK ROSIE O'DONNELL I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HAIL SATAN! RAT'S ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ BOOBS HELL CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FLAMING ASS BADGER CUNTBUCKET FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SLOPE CRACKER NIGNOG FEMADOM MARGARET THATCHER ASSRAMMER HELL SPICY CUNT FUCK SHITSLINGING SCROTUM DELICIOUS CAKE CLUSTER FUCK CHICKEN SHIT MASTURBATION SHITHEAD MONKEY SHIT FUCK FUCK YOU DICKHEAD COCK MASTURBATION CHOAD KISSER BASTARD ASS KAFFIR DAMN PENIS WIENER CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITFACE DOODIE HEAD CUNT DILDO [expletive deleted] ASSHOLE FUCKHEAD D'OH MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CTHULHU FHTAGN DAGO FOUR-EYES SHIT FUCKSTAIN PISS ARTIST SHIT I AM CORNHOLIO! SHIT BITCH SHITHEAD CRAPMUNCHER GOD DAMMIT BEANER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS JOHN SMILEY FACE ASSHAT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD MONKEY SHIT HONKY GOD DAMMIT PIGFUCKER GOD DAMN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MARGARET THATCHER YOU WANKER BARBRA STREISAND GOATSE SPRINKLES COCKSUCKER KRAUT SHITFACE FLYING FUCK SHUT UP, MEG! FUCKHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU WIKIPEDIA DUMBASS WIENER BOOBIES FAG SUCK COCKS IN HELL! LIMEY ASSHAT JUSTIN BIEBER BOOBS BALLS PUNANI CRAPPY COCKSHITTER CUNNILINGUS ASSHOLE PEEPEE FUCKFACE FRAK AY-AY-AY DILDO FLAMING ASS BADGER ASSHOLE PIECE OF SHIT RAGHEAD DICKFACE COON FUCKHEAD JAP FELCHING CHICKEN SHIT VAGINA 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT GENITALIA SHITPISSER HELL POOPY DOM DeLUISE ASS DOUCHING ASSCRACK PUSSY ARSEBADGERS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SHITSLINGING COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PEDOPHILIA SAND NIGGER SCROTUM SEX REDNECK CHOAD SHITTY CAMEL JOCKEY CRAPMUNCHER PISS DAMN ASSWIPE SHITTY FUCKER SHITTY FLYING RAT'S ASS KNOBJOCKEY ARSE FUCK YOU TWISTY VAGINA FUCKING ASSBANDIT TITMOUSE NEGRO CHUFF HELL MACACA WANK PISSHOLE RAPE FUCKING SEMEN DICKLICK TAMPONS I WILL END YOU! FUCK OFF FIRECROTCH TOTAL CLUSTER FUCK TAFFY MOSES MOCKIE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK MICK REBECCA BLACK GRINGO MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKFUCKFUCK DONKEY PUNCHER [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] BUGGER OFF WILLY WONKA PISS OFF TWO-INCH PENIS COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK HENTAI VILLAGE DUMP DOUCHE HEIL HITLER! INJUN ASS FUCK OFF BIGNOSE SCUMBAG I WILL KILL YOU! ASSWIPE GOD DAMN COCK BALLS ORGASM WEHATEMARIO DAGO HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN DOG SHIT SHITFACE FUCKTARD SHIT SHITE P'KANG FUCK OFF BASTARD SEX FUCKFACE NORTH KOREA KIKE TOWELHEAD SHITFACE HELL NIGGER GRAPE PENIS WOODPECKERSHIT VENEREAL DISEASE DIPSHIT SHITTY DUNE COON RAPE YID IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WANKSPLAT DAMN EMO DOUCHING WANKSPLAT TOTAL FUCK RECTUM RAIDER VAGINA NAZI JUNGLE BUNNY BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA WEHATEMARIO RAT'S COCK ARSE FUCKER GOD DAMMIT TITS DONKEY DICK BUGGER ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SHITSKIN O KURWA! ASS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS MOZILLA FIREFOX BASTARD ASSHOLE CHING CHONG CHINK ARSE FUCKSTAIN DOUCHE NAZI BOOBIES ASS COMMUNIST DILDO FUCK YOU CLEVELAND STEAMER HELL Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CONDOMS and with the BITCH and his FLYING RAT'S ASS of girraffes in which EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA while reading about STEVE BALLMER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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