Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a VAGINA article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BLUMPKIN neurochemical FUCK disorder DICK CHICKEN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SCUMBAG, sudden DOUCHE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements WETBACK or SHITCUNTING vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SCUMBAG in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MOTHERFUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may RAGHEAD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKHEAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA NIGGER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITSLINGING All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITSLINGING utterFUCKance of socially RAT'S ASS objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PRICK television programs to address CUNT Tourette's syndrome.

ROSES Tourette's is DONKEY DICK not to be WIGGER confused with GOBSHITE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HOT GRITS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITTY random SACRAMENTO disorientation, culturally-MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKSTAIN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local GOBSHITE language, ASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CHOAD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FRITZ souvenir shoppes and massive NORTH KOREA quantities DUMBASS of ANAL DIABETES BANGKOK garbage.

Darnit.

A WANK Polite Note to the CAPTAIN CRUNCH Author:

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The HELL Tourette's DIPSHIT Research Institute was TOWELHEAD founded to JESSE McCARTNEY.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ORGASM Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ROSES article MONKEY SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SUGARTITS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PISS ARTIST changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance COON.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DICKHEAD Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of ASSRAPING Tourrette's sufferers ASSWIPE swear. You can JACKASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BULLSHIT TV, for always focusing on the GIVING HEAD bad side of a terrible DARTH VADER thing.
  • The main ASSFACE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BUTT PIRATE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKHEAD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FLAMING ASS BADGER knee SHIT NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is PISS ARTIST no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ROSES cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WALRUS SHIT school for FUCK YOU something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage MARGARET THATCHER sufferers to become BUTTFUCKER manically depressed and PENIS commit FUCK suicide.
  • There is no SHITHEAD cure, and the BATHING SUIT AREA drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITFACE tics often have adverse SHITE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKTARD perodol" which caused my entire CHING CHONG CHINK body to go BUTT-FOR-BRAINS numb and FUCK basically made it NIGGA! worse than LAKE TITICACA it is without the FUCK drug.

I am an active member of a SONNY BILL WILLIAMS tourette syndrome GOD DAMN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DICKHEAD the BIGNOSE public view of Tourettes as a "PIGS MIGHT FLY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DELICIOUS CAKE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am TITMOUSE sorry for SAGGY TITS "hi-jacking" your WIGGER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ANAL DIABETES this that really DOUCHING annoys me. I am working towards a PROTESTS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKTARD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITSLIDE, and making fun of a SHITFUCKER horrible disorder is (not) GOD DAMN funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CRACKER time.

Best DOG SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “WINDOWS VISTA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST reply

As UIGURS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT MOVEMENT not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PROXY SITES Westerners show is not an DALAI LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of HUMAN RIGHTS degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT RIOTS countries. When showing STUDENT MOVEMENT right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DIMETHYL GLYCOL in countries DALAI LAMA leadership, those problems does not TIANENMEN SQUARE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DALAI LAMA byproduct of your FREEDOM OF SPEECH capitalist society SLITTY EYES.

Li Chiang “TAIWAN” Wen

P.S. SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Regards to Andrew LET'S SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DON'T HAVE AIDS reply

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The EMO bastard who wrote this article. You can QUEEF punch him if you FUCKFACE want to.

As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this SALISBURY country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CLEAN DRINKING WATER white?

Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PENIS saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my DICK CHICKEN intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE to PIECE OF SHIT cure HI, BILLY MAYS HERE the SHITE Tourette's POLACK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BRITNEY for TURD Tourette's TOTAL Syndrome LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT is GRINGO following THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE these FUCKER rules GOBSHITE in SHITTY order:

  • 1: Avoid WANK immature [Insert swear here] little CLIT kids,
  • 2: Count to GOD DAMN within BASTARD 10 EMOseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your SAGGY TITS DICKHEAD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT nor I AM CORNHOLIO! talk,
  • 4: Tell SUITCASE PENIS yourself you WEHATEMARIO don't FRITZ have MOTHERFUCKER this PIG disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WETBACK WITH NASTY DIRTY SANCHEZ DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FELLATIO FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

I'LL RAPE YOU PISS ARTIST CHIGGER TWAT MOTHERFUCKER ANUSCAKE FAG DICKFACE COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK ASSRAPING

TAMPONS FUCKFACE UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! FUCKER GOD DAMMIT BULLSHIT MARGARET THATCHER FUCK OFF PISSHOLE FELLATIO PORCH MONKEY BUTT PIRATE HELL [expletive deleted] FUCKHEAD WETBACK HO HELL NECROPHILIA COMMUNIST DILDO INCEST GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SAND NIGGER FAGGOT FUCK MONKEY SHIT RAPE CRAPMUNCHER CUNTYMINTS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS LICK PUSSY CLUSTER FUCK COLGATE GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKTARD ASSHOLE FUCK YOU BIGNOSE WANKER ARSE DUMBASS WANK [Insert stupid word you just made up here] THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE BUGFUCK MONKEY SHIT BULLSHIT INBRED MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! NEGRO BATHING SUIT AREA SHITSKIN FUCKING FUCKER BASTARD DAMN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BENCH PRESS SHIT WIENER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SHITE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCKING JUMP! WIGGER SHITSLINGING TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! PIECE OF SHIT DONALD RUMSFELD REDSKIN FUCKSTAIN DICK ASSFACE JACKASS BALLS NEGRO CUNT GOBSHITE PUSSY NEGRO POLACK TWAT CLUSTER FUCK JAP JOHNNY I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! POTTYMOUTH ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS COCKSHITTER HELL CRAPPY BLOWJOB LICK PUSSY KAFFIR PISS UP MY ARSE I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE COON HELL SOD OFF BITCH TACO PRICK SHIT LIKE A HORSE DAMN IT HOSER DICKLICK DAMN DAMN IT FAGGOT FUCKSTAIN BITCH SHIT GANGBANG PISS GOD DAMMIT SHIT FLAMEVIPER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES GOAT DICK MOTHERFUCKER POTTYMOUTH LICK PUSSY PORCH MONKEY VAGINA SCUMBAG DONGSHOVER WANK DAMN FRED PHELPS CUM HO SHITFUCKER GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY CHAV ASSHOLE THONG TASTER HORSE SHIT SPUNK 666 FUCKER FUCK ARSE LET'S SHIT BOOBS SON OF A BITCH NIGGER PUSSY DICK CHICKEN MOTHERFUCKER DILDO LONGCAT IS LONG INBRED HELL LOGJAMMER FUCKSTAIN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT BIRD IN THE HOUSE LICK PUSSY STRAWBERRY ASS DARTH VADER GYPSY CHING CHONG CHINK PISSHOLE YOU WANKER ASS MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKFACE HITLER MOTHERFUCKER MONKEY SHIT SEMEN HELL ASSHOLE BOOBIES COON SCUMBAG BONER FUCKTARD SON OF A BITCH [Insert silly non-swear here] CUNTING ASSCRACK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FELCHING FUCKSTAIN NAZI AUTOFELLATIO CC PLZ WANK TWISTY VAGINA WANK FUCKTARD CUNT LAPPER RAGHEAD PEDOPHILIA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKER CHAV SMEG BITCH SPICY CUNT FUCK RUSKIE HOMO ABO JUSTIN BIEBER TITMOUSE ASS BOOBIES SEMEN FUCK OFF TWO-INCH PENIS FUCK PUNANI COON BLOWJOB EAT MY SHIT! DUMBASS BULLSHIT FUCKING JUMP! WIENER CUNT FUCK HOSER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CUNT BOOBIES BRITNEY FUCK NUGGET CAMEL FUCKER BASTARD JOHN ELWAY HOSER RAT'S COCK BOOBS DAMN IT DICK IN A BOX BLUE PENIS! WIENER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BUGGER TOTAL CRAP FUCKTARD RAT'S COCK ASS WANK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! PISS ARTIST TRANNY FUCKSTAIN PEEPEE HENTAI MARGARET THATCHER FUCK RAT'S ASS JACKASS SHIT COON YOUR MOM FLYING RAT'S ASS DONKEY PUNCHER BUGGER OFF BITCH SON OF A BITCH SHITFACE SHIT FUCK SHITSKIN GOOK SPUNK ASSFACE CUNT ASSHOLE FLYING RAT'S ASS FELLATIO NEGRO CLUSTER FUCK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SEX FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD DICKHEAD SHITE FLYING FUCK BARBRA STREISAND DONGSHOVER PEEPEE BALL SACK JACKASS SHIT NAZI BUTT-HEAD HELL INBRED SHITSLINGING HO PENIS INJUN TITMOUSE TITS SPANK THE MONKEY HELLFIRE ASSFACE TAMPONS DICK WINDOWS VISTA SHIT CUM JERK OFF BULLSHIT OH SHI– FUCK [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! JIZZ DIPSHIT JUSTIN BIEBER DILDO LET'S SHIT PISS SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASS RAGHEAD EPIDIDYMIS INCEST DOG FUCKER SHIT YOU WANKER SOD DAMN FELCHING POMMIE DOUCHE ORGASM TWAT HORSE SHIT BOOBIES WIENER PORCH MONKEY SPIC ASSHAT TWAT SHITSLINGING BITCH FUCKFACE RUSTY TROMBONE LENS CRAFTERS JACK OFF BIG FOOT JERK OFF BITCH TWO-INCH PENIS DAMN KIDDY FIDDLER FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN SHITSLINGING SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BUNG-HOLE SHITHEAD ASSWANKING FAILURE! WANK PIG FUCK CLIT ASSWIPE SHITFACE GENITALIA ASS ORGASM POLAK THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE CUNNILINGUS WANKSPLAT SHITHEAD SON OF A BITCH FUCK SON OF A BITCH GO COUNT YOUR DICK AMERICA ONLINE BIRD SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY CUNT INBRED DONALD RUMSFELD FUCK INCEST FLYING FUCK RAPE SHITFACE VAGINA SIGMUND FREUD DICKFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BALL SACK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PUSSY BALL SACK I RAPE WALRUSES! NI ASSFACE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD RAPE CHAV ANAL DIABETES GOD DAMMIT CLIT PIGS MIGHT FLY FLAMING ASS BADGER BORDER HOPPER BALLS BIGNOSE ASSHAT SHITE JERRY CHIGGER SHIT NEGRO suck my mothers DAMN DOUCHETITS TAMPONS FENCE JUMPER SHITE FLYING FUCK STEVE BALLMER SCUMBUCKET BULLSHIT BALLS PISSHOLE BASTARD BRITNEY HELL BUTT-HEAD BLISTERING BARNACLES PRICK BOLLOCKS LICK PUSSY NIGGER TITS INJUN FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SPICY CUNT FUCK GOD DAMMIT TUBA WHORE CRAPFUCKER FUCKTARD CUNT FAGGOT MOLDY TITS EMO BITCH BULLSHIT FUCKER SHAKOPEE SHITFACE WIENER FUCKHEAD WETBACK CRAPFUCKER CHENEY FUCK YOU PISS HOMO HI, BILLY MAYS HERE COMMUNIST DILDO CUNT SHITCOCK ASSHOLE SUCK MY COCK SHITE DOG SHIT DICKFACE OSTRICH MY ASS SON OF A BITCH FAGGOT BASTARD FROG NIGNOG MICK MACACA SHITFACE CUNT PEEPEE FELLATIO ASS TITWANK FUCKWIT PROTESTS DAMMIT SHIT FUCKSTAIN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FRAK ANAL DIABETES FUCKSTAIN DIPSHIT JACKASS WANK SHITFACE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITHEAD LIMEY WANK CUNNILINGUS FUCK YOU SOD ASSBANDIT JACKASS SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS POOPY BULLCRAP CUNT ALEX TREBEK BOYCOTT VIACOM! RAT'S ASS FUCKING SONNY BILL WILLIAMS THONG TASTER FUCKING A BOOBIES JESSE McCARTNEY 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 DOUCHEBAG GREASER SCROTUM HELL BASTARD BEANER INJUN TIT SPRINKLES Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FOUR-EYES ASSRAPING MONKEY SHIT ASSHOLE HENTAI COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FRIG ORGASM DAMMIT LICK PUSSY BALL SACK FUCKER SHITBALLS HELL JERK OFF PIECE OF SHIT SHITTY SHIT TACO PEDOPHILIA CUNNILINGUS SHITFACE DOUCHE RAT'S COCK BLUE PENIS! JACKASS PEARL NECKLACE BIRD IN THE HOUSE All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy DARTH VADER SHITSLIDE ASSWIPE GENITALIA TURD MALARKY CLUSTER FUCK ASSHOLE PISS PISSHOLE ANUSCAKE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS HIGH WAGES BALL SACK SHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS TACO TRANNY HELL DICKFACE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CHICKEN SHIT FELCHMONKEY MOLDY TITS SUCK MY DICK DICKHEAD BOLLOCKS VENEREAL DISEASE DICK DUMBASS CUNTBUCKET FRITZ TOTAL CRACKER STEVE BALLMER FELLATIO SHIT CUNT NICARAGUA PENIS ON A BUN PISS PIGFUCKER CROTCH PUSSY COCKSUCKER BITCH INBRED GO HOME AND DIE CROTCH CHUFF FRED PHELPS SON OF A BITCH SHIT FUCKING A SHITHEAD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PORCH MONKEY PEARL NECKLACE RAGHEAD CLEMEN Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASS and with the CONDOMS and his DOG SHIT of girraffes in which ASS while reading about ASS!!!!!!!!!

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