Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SLOPE neurochemical FUCK disorder I RAPE WALRUSES! characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TIMBER NIGGER, sudden FUCKSTAIN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PISS or RAT'S ASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CHOAD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CROTCH by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SOD OFF words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FRENCH TICKLER TEDDY BEARS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WILLY WONKA utterFUCKance of socially FUCK objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BITCH television programs to address FUCK YOU Tourette's syndrome.

ALF Tourette's is TWAT not to be BEAVER confused with DONKEY DICK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKING A chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JIZZ random ASS disorientation, culturally-SCUMBUCKET-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth POLESMOKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! language, TITWANK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKSTAIN SCROTUM of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PIGFUCKER souvenir shoppes and massive SHITSLINGING quantities GOD DAMN of ANAL DIABETES SEMEN garbage.

Darnit.

A COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT Polite Note to the VENEREAL DISEASE Author:

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The DUMBASS Tourette's ASSHAT Research Institute was SHIT founded to CHICKEN SHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BORDER HOPPER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your TITTIES article POOPY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JUNGLE BUNNY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or RAPE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance LIMEY.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about NIGGER Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of TIMBER NIGGER Tourrette's sufferers BUTTFUCKER swear. You can JAP blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MY ANUS IS BLEEDING TV, for always focusing on the RONNIE CORBETT bad side of a terrible LIMEY thing.
  • The main REBECCA BLACK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FLYING RAT'S ASS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CARPET MUNCHER knee CHRISTIANITY NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is DUMBASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes TWAT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BELLEND school for AUTOFELLATIO something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ANUSCAKE sufferers to become ASSHAT manically depressed and WILLY WONKA commit SHITCUNTING suicide.
  • There is no GOD DAMN cure, and the BITCH drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKING JUMP! tics often have adverse BALLS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSWIPE perodol" which caused my entire CAMEL JOCKEY body to go SEX numb and BULLSHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than CUNNILINGUS it is without the JERK OFF drug.

I am an active member of a FELCHMONKEY tourette syndrome INBRED association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GENITALIA the [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] public view of Tourettes as a "ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BORDER HOPPER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MONKEY'S UNCLE sorry for PUSSY "hi-jacking" your MILF entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA this that really GOD DAMN annoys me. I am working towards a JACKASS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ANAL DIABETES article. Remember, everything here is meant to be POLESMOKER, and making fun of a CUM horrible disorder is (not) [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASS time.

Best GRINGO regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PORCUPINE'S BALLS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIGHT WING reply

As FIREWALLS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are POISON IN TOOTHPASTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill COMMUNISM IS STUPID Westerners show is not an PROTESTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TANK MAN degenerate capitalist culture in those PROXY SITES countries. When showing MINORITIES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MELAMINE in countries BUDDHIST MONK leadership, those problems does not TAIWAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CAPITALISM byproduct of your UIGURS capitalist society PANCHEN LAMA.

Li Chiang “GRASS MUD HORSE” Wen

P.S. GARBAGE DAY! Regards to Andrew OLD CHRIST OF A Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DON'T HAVE AIDS reply

Mr. janitor

The HOT GRITS bastard who wrote this article. You can ARSE punch him if you WINDOWS VISTA want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DON'T HAVE AIDS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this CECIL JOHN RHODES country anyway, without this triple thick cock CONDOMS offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this CECIL JOHN RHODES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “HIV NEGATIVE” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITSKIN saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my FAGGOT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How BALL SACK to BITCH cure BRITNEY the NEGRO Tourette's BALL SACK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CLEVELAND STEAMER for GARBAGE DAY! Tourette's SEX Syndrome BLUMPKIN is TOWELHEAD following CAMEL JOCKEY these JACKASS rules HORSE SHIT in PUNANI order:

  • 1: Avoid BULLSHIT immature SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH little CHICKEN FRIES kids,
  • 2: Count to BOLLOCKS within POLACK 10 FUCKERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your ASSCRACK MOTHERFUCKER POMMIE nor SAND NIGGER talk,
  • 4: Tell CHRISTIANITY yourself you CROTCH don't FLYING RAT'S ASS have BUTT PIRATE this FUCK disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WITH NASTY LOLCAT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S MARGARET THATCHER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

CHIGGER TIT DIRT ALEX TREBEK FUCK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CHICKEN SHIT BIRD SHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCKTARD CHRISTIANITY

BELLEND PAKI FUCK BUKKAKE FUCK FUCKSTAIN COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK CLIT FUCKBAG FUCK A DUCK SEMEN JIZZ DICKFACE GOD DAMN TIMBER NIGGER FUCKING A CUNT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI RAPE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TESTICLE CHOKE GENITALIA MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKBAG FUCKSTAIN WIGGER TIMBER NIGGER MONKEY BALLS O CANADA SHITBALLS SHITCOCK RAPE DICK TITS ASSFACE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PAKI SOD OFF KIDDY FIDDLER GENITALIA CUNTBUCKET SHITE SHITSLINGING NIGNOG BONER DICK CHICKEN AMERICA ONLINE FRED PHELPS CUNNILINGUS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST YOU WANKER WALRUS SHIT CHICKEN SHIT FLYING FUCK TURD MALARKY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHIT URINE-GARGLING WIKIPEDIA PISSHOLE BALLS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FELCHING GENITALIA TITTIES FUCKER PORCH MONKEY DOUCHETITS COON SHIT BUGGER OFF SIGMUND FREUD BIG FOOT GOD DAMN SHITHEAD SHIT FIST FUCK CRAPMUNCHER PIG GYPSY BONER CRAPMUNCHER CLEMEN DAMN WANK BITCH HADJI GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS POLAK FELCHING FEWMETS FUCKFACE HO FLYING FUCK FUCKER SHITFUCKER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM NECROPHILIA BASTARD MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITSKIN NAZI SCUMBAG COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CHICKEN SHIT SHIT TOTAL BUTT-HOLE ASSHAT ASSHOLE SEX PISS OFF PENIS ON A BUN TIT DIRT PENIS ON A BUN GREASER POO POO BLOWJOB BLUE PENIS! MONKEY SHIT DAMN PORCH MONKEY MOZILLA FIREFOX TOTAL CUNT SON OF A BITCH WETBACK ASSFACE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD AAAAAAAAA! MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! RAT'S COCK BUGGER FUCKWIT BOLLOCKS GOD DAMMIT SHITTY NIGGER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DICKHEAD BUGFUCK RAPE FROG'S FAT ASS MONKEY'S UNCLE SHITCOCK BASTARD OLD CHRIST OF A WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DAMMIT DAMN SHITFUCKER WANK JAP PRICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! KIKE FUCK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE NIPPLES ASSFACE BASTARD [expletive deleted] [EXPLETIVE] MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE WIENER FUCKSTAIN BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA GREASER ARSE QUEEF EAT MY SHIT! CROTCH COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ COON FUCK MAMA MIA ASSHAT ASSHAT GOD DAMMIT ASSFACE MAMA MIA TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS FUCKFACE CUNT PUSSY SUCK MY DICK SHITSLINGING BOB SAGET DUMBASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITHEAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! COCK NIPPLES INBRED FUCKING BULLSHIT VAGINA YOU WANKER FUCKBAG O CANADA SLOPE HORSE SHIT DICKLICK SNUFF PORN POMMIE CONDOMS BITCH FAG SAND NIGGER HELL PEDOPHILIA MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DOUCHETITS FELLATIO CUNNILINGUS PUSSY BLUE PENIS! AY-AY-AY FUCKSTAIN POOPY DONKEY PUNCHER HELLFIRE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DICKLICK BITCH MOCKIE RAT'S ASS BASTARD JIZZ MOTHERFUCKER BALLS DOT HEAD DUNE COON BUTT PIRATE DOUCHE SCROTUM FUCK CUNT BALLS I'LL RAPE YOU BITCH REDNECK ASSHOLE FUCKER GIVING HEAD SHITSLINGING FUCK PIECE OF SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DAMN SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS KAFFIR DIPSHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE CARPET MUNCHER FUCK TOWELHEAD MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCKSTAIN DICKHEAD GYPSY ASSBANDIT CAMEL FUCKER WARNER MUSIC GROUP SHITFACE HELLFUCKER BARBRA STREISAND CLIT THIS IS SPARTA! TRANNY [EXPLETIVE] ASS TIMBER NIGGER GOD DAMN CUNT JACKASS SHIT CUNT PUNANI CUNT VENEREAL DISEASE MOZILLA FIREFOX DOUCHING PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNTBUCKET POLACK PIG VAGINA DUNE COON PUSSY GANGBANG RAPE EPIDIDYMIS ASSHAT FUCKFACE FUCK SPUNK SMEG INBRED BIRD SHIT SHITSKIN REDNECK FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA URINE-GARGLING DAMN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FELLATIO IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK JACKASS SHIT BELLEND CUNTRAG PIECE OF SHIT TWISTY VAGINA SCUMBAG SHITFUCKER WALRUS SHIT POLESMOKER PECKERHEAD PECKERHEAD TITS SHITFUCKER O CANADA TITS CLIT FUCKSTAIN FUCKER FUCK OFF FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SNUFF PORN POMMIE TITWANK TITMOUSE MILF KRAUT SOD BUGFUCK CLIT SECOND BALLS FROG DIPSHIT RAT'S ASS BORDER HOPPER COCKSMOKER ASSHAT BIRD SHIT ASS LICKER PISS ARTIST TOURETTE'S SYNDROME DOUCHEBAG FUCKSTAIN DIPSHIT PIG HAIL SATAN! DOUCHE TEDDY BEARS TITMOUSE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCKING A PISS BITCH CRAP ON A STICK SHITTY FUCKSTAIN COCKSUCKER BASTARD SUITCASE PENIS FUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS REDNECK TIMBER NIGGER BUTTFUCKER I AM CORNHOLIO! TITWANK DAMN GOD DAMMIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BIGNOSE CUNT WANK BORDER HOPPER SHIT SHITE FLYING FUCK BULLSHIT FRENCH TICKLER BRITNEY SHITE DOM DeLUISE PISS ARTIST I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PISS OFF ASSHOLE ASS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CLIT INBRED PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! BITCH FUCKSTAIN CHRISTHUMPER NECROPHILIA DICKLICK CRAP GOD DAMN CROTCH GRAPE PENIS PISS OFF MY ASS DOUCHETITS EMO FRIG DUNE COON SCROTUM PRICK JERRY FASHION BUG LIMEY CUNTBUCKET TURD DAMN BALLS ASSHAT TACO WOP CHOAD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DEVELOPERS! COCKGOBLIN LOLCAT FUCK OFF FUCKING PUSSY KRAUT FUCKHEAD PRICK GOATSE SHITSLINGING BUKKAKE GOD DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN REDSKIN TIMBER NIGGER CHOLERA IS FUN! BUKKAKE PISS OFF SUGARTITS PISS ARTIST FLYING RAT'S ASS FRIG WOODPECKERSHIT DOG FUCKER DICKLICK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH HITLER WINDOWS VISTA TITWANK FUCKING FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN O KURWA! PENISBIRD SHITFACE HOMO RONNIE CORBETT RAT'S COCK SPIC SHIT ASSCRACK CAMEL JOCKEY BUTT PIRATE DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITSLINGING EMO CUNT FLYING RAT'S ASS ARSEBADGERS ASSFACE SPANK THE MONKEY ASS LICKER SHITTY RAT'S COCK DOG FUCKER SOD OFF LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DAGO SHIT POOPY PEDOPHILIA JACKASS FUCKSTAIN JACKASS SHIT ASSHOLE TUBA I WILL END YOU! BOOBS INVISIBLE! SCUMBAG MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DAGO SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? FUCK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SNUFF PORN MOLDY TITS DYKE TEDDY BEARS SCROTUM ASSFACE HORSE PENIS SUCK A BIG DICK SHIT INJUN CUNT WOODPECKERSHIT PECKERHEAD CUNT PISS ARTIST FUCKHEAD YOU WANKER BUGGER OFF BULLSHIT DICK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BOOBS SUGARTITS VAGINA FEWMETS DOUCHE COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BELGIUM REDSKIN GOD DAMMIT RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN BASTARD GOD DAMMIT BOOBS TAMPONS ASSBANDIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! PENIS ANUSCAKE DICKFACE DICKLICK TIMBER NIGGER FUCK YOU NIGGER FUCK OFF PICKANINNY WANK ASSHAT PISS UP MY ARSE CRAP ON A STICK ASSCRACK FAGGOT BULLSHIT YOU WANKER JACKASS GOOK SHIT CUNT FUCKTARD REBECCA BLACK FRED PHELPS BUGFUCK BIG FOOT TIMBER NIGGER CRACKER SCROTUM ASS TEDDY BEARS BIRD SHIT DUNE COON TESTICLE CHOKE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY FUCKHEAD FUCKWIT ASSRAPING HENTAI TWAT TIT DIRT ASSFACE NEGRO RAT'S COCK BALLS FUCK INBRED ASSHAT FUCK OFF FLYING FUCK FELLATIO NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES JAP DICK IN A BOX CHOLERA IS FUN! LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 SHIT BEAVER CRAP BOOBS FUCKER NICARAGUA NIGGER DICKHEAD VENEREAL DISEASE BOOBS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT VENEREAL DISEASE TITWANK RAT'S COCK POMMIE ROSIE O'DONNELL Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CONDOMS and with the ASS LICKER and his HELL of girraffes in which GOD DAMMIT while reading about MILF!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See CRAPFUCKER also

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