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For those without I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a DAMMIT article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BUTT PIRATE neurochemical FUCK disorder FAG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASSCRACK, sudden LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements INBRED or I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TITS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BEAVER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may COMMUNIST DILDO include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken JUNGLE BUNNY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BITCH words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat KIKE JACKASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CRACKER utterFUCKance of socially SPANK THE MONKEY objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PISS television programs to address COCKSHITTER Tourette's syndrome.

LET'S SHIT Tourette's is DAMN not to be BUGGER confused with BUTT-FOR-BRAINS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HELL chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASSCRACK random DOUCHE disorientation, culturally-TAMPON IN MY ASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASSFACE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCK YOU language, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WALRUS SHIT JACK OFF of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TURD souvenir shoppes and massive SHITTY quantities DAGO of ANAL DIABETES NAZI garbage.

Darnit.

A GYPSY Polite Note to the DICKFACE Author:

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The SHITE Tourette's PAKI Research Institute was BULLSHIT founded to OH SHI–.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PENIS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! article RUSTY TROMBONE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and TWAT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DEVELOPERS! changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance COCKSUCKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about TWO-INCH PENIS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of FUCK YOU Tourrette's sufferers FLAMING ASS BADGER swear. You can CAMEL JOCKEY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame WANK TV, for always focusing on the TOSSER bad side of a terrible FIST FUCK thing.
  • The main ART METAL PRODUCTS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BUTT PIRATE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BIRD SHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BULLSHIT knee COLGATE NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is SHITFUCKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITCUNTING cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FRITZ school for YOU WANKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PISS ARTIST sufferers to become BOB SAGET manically depressed and REBECCA BLACK commit CLIT suicide.
  • There is no GREASER cure, and the DOM DeLUISE drugs that are available to, "calm" the CONDOMS tics often have adverse JESUS FUCKING CHRIST side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna GOD DAMN perodol" which caused my entire YOU WANKER body to go FRENCH TICKLER numb and PAKI basically made it NIGGA! worse than ASS it is without the BLUMPKIN drug.

I am an active member of a DOUCHING tourette syndrome DARTH VADER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TAMPONS the DOG SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "SCUMBAG swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BITCH much much (hand spasms) more...

I am NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES sorry for COCKSTUFFER "hi-jacking" your P'KANG entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JACK ABRAMOFF this that really CLIT annoys me. I am working towards a SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this COMMUNIST DILDO article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCK, and making fun of a LAKE TITICACA horrible disorder is (not) HATE HATE HAT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BUGFUCK time.

Best SHITE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT RIOTS reply

As 1984 Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CULT OF THE DEAD COW not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHRISTIANITY Westerners show is not an DISSIDENTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of ELECTION degenerate capitalist culture in those I LIKE BUSH countries. When showing STUDENT RIOTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust NORTH KOREA in countries CHRISTIANITY leadership, those problems does not DEMOCRACY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA IS CAPITALIST byproduct of your I LIKE BUSH capitalist society INDIA HAS NUKES.

Li Chiang “NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS” Wen

P.S. POTTYMOUTH Regards to Andrew GOD BLESS AMERICA Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CONDOMS reply

Mr. janitor

The FUCKWIT bastard who wrote this article. You can GYPSY punch him if you DEVELOPERS! want to.

As a I DON'T HAVE AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CLEAN DRINKING WATER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough I DON'T HAVE AIDS problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE POWER offensive stuff. I ask that you I DON'T HAVE AIDS remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHIT saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my GRINGO intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How FELLATIO to [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] cure SHITSLINGING the SEX Tourette's [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SPANK THE MONKEY for DICKLICK Tourette's YOU WANKER Syndrome AUTOFELLATIO is FAG following ASSHOLE these PISS OFF rules COCK in GARBAGE DAY! order:

  • 1: Avoid ASSHOLE immature JOHN SMILEY FACE little DICK TITS kids,
  • 2: Count to FUCKING within ORGASM 10 COCKseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your WANKER ASSBANDIT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK nor CLUSTER FUCK talk,
  • 4: Tell DICKFACE yourself you BULLSHIT don't FUCKTARD have SHIT LIKE A HORSE this MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKFACE WITH NASTY SHITBALLS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CLIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

ASS JACK ABRAMOFF I WILL END YOU! FUCKER PAKI BALLS CROTCH ASSHOLE COCKSUCKER DUNE COON

TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE RICK MORANIS JACKASS BRUSH MA TEETH DIPSHIT DIPSHIT FUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK BIRD SHIT FUCK MARY WHITEHOUSE BITCH JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CLUSTER FUCK FUCK YOU YOU WANKER TITS FUCK SNUFF PORN MONKEY SHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK FROG'S FAT ASS BUTTFUCKER WIGGER DICK FUCKING SHIT O CANADA SON OF A BITCH SHITBALLS DILDO REDSKIN SHIT ASS ASSFACE PEEPEE SHIT RAPE NIGGER DAMN BONER CLIT DAMN IT TRANNY Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS WANK I'LL RAPE YOU THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS SHIT ARSEBADGERS JACKASS SHIT GRINGO TWAT ASS HENTAI JOHN SMILEY FACE ASSWIPE BUKKAKE 666 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BASTARD PEDOPHILIA DOUCHE BALL SACK DUMBASS CUNT TURD SHAKOPEE PENIS ASS FRED PHELPS SUGARTITS HATE HATE HAT AUTOFELLATIO SPANK THE MONKEY MARCH OF FLAMES CUM SHIT ROSIE O'DONNELL SHITHEAD FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCKFUCKER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DIPSHIT FALSE BENSON CUNT LAPPER FEWMETS POWERSHIT PISS ARTIST Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BIGNOSE CLUSTER FUCK PAKI SHITFACE TAMPONS POMMIE FUCKING A FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS GOD DAMN NIGGER MALARKY DOUCHE NAZI [Insert swear here] DAMN SHIT GENITALIA TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS BORDER HOPPER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT NICARAGUA RECTUM RAIDER PISS ARTIST DAMMIT KRAUT DICKHEAD HELL BASTARD BOYCOTT VIACOM! GREASER GO HOME AND DIE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CHAV NORTH KOREA CLIT SHITHEAD HEIL HITLER! I WILL KILL YOU! WANKSPLAT CHIGGER CRAP SCUMBAG WHORE SHITHEAD CUNNILINGUS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS I LIKE SCHOOL YOUR MOM ASSWIPE BASTARD FUCKTARD GOOK DOT HEAD COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SEX PISS PISS ARTIST BOB SAGET SHITFUCKER GRIS PENIS ON A BUN MOTHERFUCKER PUNANI STUDENT RIOTS ASSHAT SEMEN AUTOFELLATIO HELL SHITHEAD JOHNNY FELLATIO CHINK DUMBASS CHINK WETBACK NIGGER FRIG WANK ASSFACE MALL SANTA SON OF A BITCH PIG BULLSHIT ANUSCAKE VAGINA SCUMBAG DAGO SHIT CARPET MUNCHER CUNT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BULLSHIT CUNNILINGUS BUTT PIRATE PRICK FAG DIPSHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA POO POO BLOWJOB BATMAN & ROBIN RAT'S COCK BASTARD SCUMBAG PUSSY FUCK BALLS I'LL RAPE YOU PISS ARTIST TOURETTE'S SYNDROME FUCK OFF FUCKING MILF FUCKTARD BUTTFUCKER CUNT PISS CARPET MUNCHER CRACKER PISS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BATHING SUIT AREA THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS SHITFUCKER ARSE PICKANINNY GO HOME AND DIE ORGASM SON OF A BITCH WANK SHITHEAD SHITHEAD PUSSYLICKER DICKFACE RUSTY TROMBONE GOD DAMN DOG FUCKER CRAPMUNCHER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE POLAK HOLY DUMB FUCK ASSCRACK GRAPE PENIS ABO CLIT BULLCRAP PISS ARTIST INBRED DOG SHIT PISS ARTIST SHITSLINGING BASTARD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHITFUCKER SEMEN POMMIE PAKI TOSSER CRACKER ALF SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BASTARD CUNNILINGUS COON GENITALIA BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BASTARD BOOBIES PORCUPINE'S BALLS JACKASS SEX CAMEL JOCKEY BULLSHIT COLGATE DAMN CUNTRAG SHITFACE FELCHMONKEY PENIS ON A BUN SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CAPTAIN CRUNCH TWAT BASTARD BULLSHIT ARSE SHITTY SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BONER CRAPPY NIGGER SHITFACE SEMEN CRAP FLYING FUCK BULLSHIT DICKHEAD DAMN JACKASS HOLY DUMB FUCK COCKGOBLIN CAMEL FUCKER TITS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BOLLOCKS BUTTFUCKER BASTARD DAMN DAMN IT CUNT DUMBASS YID [expletive deleted] FAGGOT DOUCHEBAG DAMMIT CONAN O'BRIAN ART METAL PRODUCTS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT I WILL END YOU! CUM ARSE CHICKEN SHIT ORGASM DONGSHOVER DICK DAMN BULLSHIT KNOBJOCKEY TITS SHITTY FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER FUCK NUGGET I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST FROG'S FAT ASS SHITCOCK CONAN O'BRIAN BELLEND PISSHOLE BALLS FLYING FUCK ASSFACE BUGGER OFF JACKASS SHIT TOTAL ASS SHITFUCKER PISS ARTIST FUCK YOU PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK PISS TWAT PECKERHEAD FUCKING BALLS GREASER FOUR-EYES HO ASS FASCIST LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BOOBS SHAKOPEE FUCK OFF COCKSHITTER DICKHEAD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! REBECCA BLACK NAZI FUCKTARD JACKASS HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY SHITTY BUNG-HOLE ARSE VENEREAL DISEASE GIVING HEAD DAMN COCKSMOKER BORDER HOPPER CUNT BALLS FUCK TIMBER NIGGER SHITFACE DAMN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FELCHING HELL SHIT BUKKAKE MOZILLA FIREFOX HORSE SHIT FUCK BALLS GENITALIA FUCKSTAIN MALARKY SACRAMENTO LIKE FATHER LIKE SON VENEREAL DISEASE DAMMIT PISS FOUR-EYES SHUT UP, MEG! VENEREAL DISEASE SCUMBUCKET DONKEY PUNCHER BLUMPKIN MONKEY SHIT DICK MALL SANTA CHIGGER DAMN IT BOLLOCKS MALARKY HELL FUCK TIT DIRT MOTHERFUCKER GREASER CUNTRAG FUCKER HELL JERK OFF LET'S SHIT SCUMBAG PISS STUDENT RIOTS FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL NIGGER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DOUCHING ASS DONKEY PUNCHER BONER INBRED FENCE JUMPER JACK ABRAMOFF EAT MY SHIT! HOMO WIENER JUSTIN BIEBER DYKE DUMBASS PISS SUCK MY DICK SUCK MY COCK BULLSHIT FUCK JAP SUITCASE PENIS JAP PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT COLGATE BENSON SUCKS JACKASS CROTCH AMERICA ONLINE DILDO DUMBASS SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BASTARD SUGARTITS SHITE WIENER BOOBS TITS & DICKS TURD REDSKIN FUCKHEAD SHITFACE ASSHAT BUTT-HOLE PISS OFF SHIT BLUE PENIS! CRACKER BITCH HORSE PENIS JOHNNY PENIS ON A STICK FUCK FEWMETS STEVE BALLMER DIPSHIT WANKSPLAT FOUR-EYES HOSER BRITNEY CUM GENITALIA QUEEF OSTRICH MY ASS DILDO DOUCHETITS CUNT GOAT DICK JIZZ DICK IN A BOX PENIS INBRED FUCKFACE CAMEL JOCKEY DUNE COON BUTTFUCKER ASSHOLE CHOAD KISSER INBRED JACKASS MASTURBATION YOU WANKER FUCKHEAD BALL SACK FUCK JERK OFF MOTHERFUCKER WOMEN'S RIGHTS BUTT PIRATE COON HOMO SHITFUCKER SHITE CUNT PENISFUCK TITMOUSE DICK CHICKEN CRAPMUNCHER SHIT FRENCH TICKLER ASS [expletive deleted] PIG BITCH pen0r CUM BITCH NI CLUSTER FUCK MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD ARSEBADGERS COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink AUTOFELLATIO ASS DAMN ASS LICKER DIPSHIT CUNTRAG RAT'S COCK FUDGEPACKER FUCKTARD SCROTUM DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FROG FUCKING A MACACA DICK GO HOME AND DIE BLOWJOB TURD FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSCRACK JACKASS PUSSY STUDENT RIOTS ASSCRACK INCEST SUCK COCKS IN HELL! POLESMOKER CC PLZ SUCK A BIG DICK SHIT LIKE A HORSE SHITSLINGING CUNT CRAPPER CUNT BRITNEY HOMO AUTOFELLATIO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! I LIKE SCHOOL BASTARD ASSFACE D'OH CUNT ASSFACE FUCK YOU CUNTING ASSCRACK ORGASM HOMO P'KANG SPUNK BALLS MARCH OF FLAMES FUCKING A DIPSHIT SHITFUCKER SCUMBAG PUNANI DAMN IT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BOOBIES DOUCHEBAG BOOBS TRANNY suck my mothers SON OF A BITCH PUSSY JACKASS SHITTY LAKE TITICACA SPUNK CUNT All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy JERK OFF ASS LICKER WHORE FUCK SHITFACE OH SHI– TITS NIPPLES FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SHITTY FUCK YOU GOD DAMN FRITZ Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive COON and with the GANGBANG and his BITCH of girraffes in which ARSE while reading about DOODIE HEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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