Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DAMMIT neurochemical FUCK disorder YOU WANKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE, sudden FUCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BUKKAKE or PUSSY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ARSEBADGERS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SOD OFF way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may WILLY WONKA include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken EAT MY SHIT! by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DICKWAD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKWIT BASTARD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WANKSPLAT utterFUCKance of socially FUCK objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert
Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first GANGBANG television programs to address KRAUT Tourette's syndrome.

CUNTRAG Tourette's is SUGARTITS not to be SHITE confused with PEARL NECKLACE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying VAGINA chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CLEMEN random FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH disorientation, culturally-EPIDIDYMIS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ARSE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKHEAD language, BOOBS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DOUCHE NAZI INBRED of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky NIGNOG souvenir shoppes and massive BITCH quantities LET'S SHIT of ANAL DIABETES JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST garbage.

Darnit.

A MILF Polite Note to the YOU WANKER Author:

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The IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Tourette's ASSCRACK Research Institute was BUTT PIRATE founded to JAP.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BITCH Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your TITWANK article FOOTBALL funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BULLCRAP I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SAND NIGGER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about HELL Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of DUMBASS Tourrette's sufferers URINE-GARGLING swear. You can ASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CROTCH TV, for always focusing on the WHORE bad side of a terrible FLYING FUCK thing.
  • The main INBRED symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DONKEY PUNCHER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FASHION BUG' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKSTAIN knee JERK OFF NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is ARSE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at INBRED school for JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GOD DAMN sufferers to become 666 manically depressed and CAMEL FUCKER commit FELLATIO suicide.
  • There is no ASSBANDIT cure, and the SPANK THE MONKEY drugs that are available to, "calm" the FRIG tics often have adverse JACKASS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna OH SHI– perodol" which caused my entire CUNTBUCKET body to go NIGGER TITS numb and ASSRAPING basically made it NIGGA! worse than FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD it is without the VENEREAL DISEASE drug.

I am an active member of a TWAT tourette syndrome FUCKFACE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASSHAT the BUTTFUCKER public view of Tourettes as a "MALARKY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BALL SACK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am GOBSHITE sorry for FRIG "hi-jacking" your DAMN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BOLLOCKS this that really GOOK annoys me. I am working towards a CARPET MUNCHER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this COCKSMOKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be POTTYMOUTH, and making fun of a STRAWBERRY ASS horrible disorder is (not) SHITFACE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKING time.

Best BULLCRAP regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DICKHEAD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIVER CRABS SUCK reply

As TIBETAN BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHRISTIANITY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONGOLIANS Westerners show is not an AMERICA'S GREAT! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PRINCE PHILIP degenerate capitalist culture in those TIANENMEN SQUARE countries. When showing FIREWALLS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust AMERICA'S GREAT! in countries CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST leadership, those problems does not TIANENMEN SQUARE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MINORITIES byproduct of your HUMAN RIGHTS capitalist society RIVER CRABS SUCK.

Li Chiang “FIREWALLS” Wen

P.S. SOD Regards to Andrew GOOK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply

Mr. janitor
The SHITBALLS bastard who wrote this article. You can PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT punch him if you TRANNY want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this SALISBURY article. We have enough UNITED KINGDOM problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CLEAN DRINKING WATER put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “SALISBURY” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DICK IN A BOX saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my MACACA intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How AY-AY-AY to SHITFUCKER cure SHITFUCKER the BASTARD Tourette's ASSHOLE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment MOTHERFUCKER for WANKSPLAT Tourette's FAG Syndrome ASSFACE is PUSSYLICKER following BOOBS these DICKHEAD rules BITCH in GANGBANG order:

  • 1: Avoid HORSE SHIT immature CLIT little ARSEBADGERS kids,
  • 2: Count to BENCH PRESS within COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS 10 YIDseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your CLEMEN ASSHAT CUNNILINGUS nor CHENEY talk,
  • 4: Tell DICK yourself you ASSFACE don't GREASER have JOHN ELWAY this NEGRO disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS WITH NASTY EAT MY SHIT! DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BUTT PIRATE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

[expletive deleted] ASS POOPOO SUCK MY COCK POO POO BLOWJOB POMMIE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SHITFUCKER FUCKHEAD SON OF A BITCH

DOUCHING BALLS WETBACK MOTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD LENS CRAFTERS ASSCRACK SEX RUSKIE DICK DICKHEAD CLIT PUSSY SHITSLINGING ARFENHOUSE NORTH KOREA FLYING FUCK FUCK BUGGER BLOWJOB PIGFUCKER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DOUCHEBAG FELLATIO FUCKFACE YOU WANKER DICKHEAD ASSHOLE I'LL RAPE YOU ASSCRACK FUCKWIT HOT GRITS PIG JACK ABRAMOFF DICK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CRAPPY TWAT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WANK SCUMBAG COCKSHITTER CLUSTER FUCK TITTYWANK FUCKING CC PLZ FROG'S FAT ASS FIST FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU RAT'S ASS DAMN SUCK MY DICK ASSFACE GOATSE CUNTSWILLING CHUFF SHIT SEX SHIT DILDO SHITE BUGFUCK SHIT BALL SACK FUCKWIT NAZI LENS CRAFTERS MONKEY BALLS BUKKAKE WANK BITCH DEVELOPERS! FROG'S FAT ASS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR MACACA WANK DIRTY SANCHEZ COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SPUNK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! TOSSER FUCK TITTIES GOD DAMN HORSE SHIT MALARKY FELCHING WHORE ASSHAT SHITFACE FUCKFACE DUMBASS RAT'S COCK SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BRITNEY WETBACK All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy TAMPONS MONKEY'S UNCLE MASTURBATION JOHN SMILEY FACE SHITFACE CLEMEN DICK BIRD SHIT PORCH MONKEY ASS FUCKING A MOZILLA FIREFOX JACKASS SHIT WANK BALLS FUCKTARD WANK INJUN DICKHEAD DIPSHIT HELL JAP DIPSHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WETBACK MOZILLA FIREFOX BUGFUCK JACKASS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CROTCH FUCK OFF DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKHEAD GOD DAMMIT SEX SHIT SHITBALLS ORGASM CRAP ON A STICK NIGNOG FUCKTARD FUCK YOU JACKASS SHIT JACKASS DAMN DUMBASS SHITSLINGING SPUNK JENKEM ASSFACE FRIG HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DOUCHING COCK MOTHERFUCKER PRICK BOLLOCKS FUCKSTAIN ASSHAT BOB SAGET CRAPMUNCHER BULLCRAP CUNT GENITALIA CLIT SON OF A BITCH WANKER GANGBANG JAP FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKFACE HENTAI OLD CHRIST OF A IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK PUSSY FROG TOSSER BITCH NIGGER I WILL END YOU! PUSSYLICKER DAMN PISSHOLE BONER YOU WANKER SHIT SCUMBAG RAPE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA I'LL RAPE YOU DYKE INBRED HORSE SHIT FUCK 666 CUNNILINGUS DICK SMEG FLYING RAT'S ASS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT MOCKIE DILDO SHITE FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKER HELL SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS WARNER MUSIC GROUP POMMIE DOG FUCKER ROSIE O'DONNELL NEGRO KAFFIR VAGINA WIGGER YOUR MOM SUCK MY COCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MASTURBATION POOPY FLYING FUCK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HAIL SATAN! FUCKTARD JACKASS FUCKING A TITTYWANK DUMBASS CUNT CRAPPER TITMOUSE DICK CHICKEN HELL CUNT FUCKFACE POOPY BUDDHIST MONK SHITTY FUCKING A PISS OFF RAGHEAD DICK CHICKEN OSTRICH MY ASS COMMUNIST DILDO CROTCH PISSHOLE [EXPLETIVE] ASSHAT KIKE BULLSHIT I'LL RAPE YOU SUCK MY DICK DIPSHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKFACE CROTCH VAGINA FUCKFACE BLISTERING BARNACLES AUTOFELLATIO YID PISS ARTIST DAMN CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON YOGHURT CANNON ASS TAFFY PIG INBRED FAGGOT JUNGLE BUNNY GENITALIA THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS JAP BITCH HOT GRITS BALLS POMMIE CHUFF ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SHITSLINGING TACO PEEPEE SAMUEL L. JACKSON BASTARD HONKY SHITHEAD YOGHURT CANNON WARNER MUSIC GROUP POLACK BUDDHIST MONK WANKER RUSTY TROMBONE ASSCRACK ANAL WARNER MUSIC GROUP SPIC GOOK DICKHEAD ASS LICKER SHITFACE FUCKSTAIN FOOTBALL INBRED AUTOFELLATIO CAPTAIN CRUNCH JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE MOLDY TITS BUGGER ASS FUCKHEAD FUCKWIT ASS FASCIST FAG SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PIGFUCKER PEARL NECKLACE SCUMBAG O CANADA SHITSLIDE JACKASS SHIT SOD OFF ASSWIPE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SPUNK TITS & DICKS NIGGER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! PICKANINNY SHIT INBRED LOLCAT RONNIE CORBETT DAMNATION GOD DAMMIT BITCH DICK CHICKEN WIKIPEDIA REDSKIN HELL MOTHERFUCKER FRITZ POOPOO SHITFACE HADJI SHIT DAMN IT FLYING FUCK MALARKY FAG FUCK CRACKER BULLSHIT SHITCOCK JOHN SMILEY FACE EAT MY SHIT! ROSIE O'DONNELL COCKSHITTER NI WANK WANK GRAPE PENIS GOD DAMMIT SUCK MY COCK OH SHI– RICK MORANIS PUSSYLICKER TOWELHEAD SOD SHITSLINGING JAP BITCH BASTARD GOOK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BIGNOSE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PAKI CC PLZ FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DAMN AUTOFELLATIO HONKY SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKING NAZI COON BANGKOK BEANER DUMBASS DUMBASS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP MOTHERFUCKER DAMN [expletive deleted] BULLSHIT OLD CHRIST OF A DICK IN A BOX HELL SHITSLINGING WANKSPLAT COCKSUCKER CLUSTER FUCK POLESMOKER TURD SHIT FUCK YOU PISS ARTIST DONKEY PUNCHER FEWMETS SHITFACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BALL SACK JERK OFF SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASS LICKER CC PLZ FLYING RAT'S ASS RAPE DICKFACE YOU WANKER BUGFUCK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCKHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CUNT KIKE BOLLOCKS CRAP AUTOFELLATIO PUSSY SCUMBAG FUCK OFF FUCKFACE OH SHI– WOMEN'S RIGHTS HONKY GOD DAMMIT RAT'S ASS FUCK YOU ASS CUNT WEHATEMARIO ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! RUSTY TROMBONE GREASER RAGHEAD GOD DAMMIT FUCKING RAT'S COCK GRAPE PENIS SNUFF PORN INJUN RAGHEAD CARPET MUNCHER EMO DAMMIT NIGGER WANKSPLAT CUNTING ASSCRACK POMMIE ALF SHIT TITS BATHING SUIT AREA BALL SACK BULLSHIT SHITTY ASSWIPE RAT'S COCK SHITTY JIZZ MONKEY BALLS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PEDOPHILIA GREASER ASSCRACK CUNTING ASSCRACK INCEST IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! I DON'T HAVE AIDS SLOPE HELL BARBRA STREISAND NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CAMEL JOCKEY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER FUCKTARD INJUN PENIS SHITFACE WETBACK FOOTBALL PISS ARTIST SPIC SOD ASS CLEMEN ASSHAT PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FAGGOT YUKKY DOODY SOD SHIT DICK IN A BOX 666 IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BUTT-HOLE FUCKTARD SACRAMENTO DOUCHEBAG CHING CHONG CHINK THIS IS SPARTA! SHITSLINGING BONER CC PLZ CUNTRAG I DON'T HAVE AIDS DICKFACE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITE CRAP PIECE OF SHIT SHIT DILDO KNOBJOCKEY SHITFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE PEEPEE JERRY DONKEY DICK COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink GIVING HEAD CUNTBUCKET CUNT OSTRICH MY ASS FUCK OFF YOGHURT CANNON RUSTY TROMBONE REDNECK CUNT RAPE DONKEY PUNCHER POOPY BENCH PRESS TITS BARBRA STREISAND FAG JENKEM JUSTIN BIEBER PISS TWAT HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! BOOBIES SHIT TITS GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKING JUMP! MALARKY NORTH KOREA JENKEM HONKY CUNT FUCKING CRAP SON OF A BITCH NAZI GOD DAMN FUCKER BOOBS BRUSH MA TEETH THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS CHOAD KISSER BITCH SOD OFF GYPSY NEOPETS BUGGER OFF KNOBJOCKEY TITWANK FUCKWIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS RUSTY TROMBONE FLYING RAT'S ASS MOZILLA FIREFOX WIENER BLUMPKIN SAGGY TITS FRED PHELPS AUTOFELLATIO NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! YOUR MOM ASSCRACK WANK TITTYWANK RUSTY TROMBONE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT WIGGER JESSE McCARTNEY HELL DOUCHING JAP RUSKIE FUCKER TIT DIRT SHITTY BUNG-HOLE RAT'S COCK TITWANK RAT'S ASS CLUSTER FUCK RAT'S ASS WANKSPLAT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA JACKASS SPANK THE MONKEY Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCK and with the SHIT and his CUNTING ASSCRACK of girraffes in which FOOTBALL while reading about DIPSHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See HADJI also

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