Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CAMEL FUCKER neurochemical FUCK disorder DILDO characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BUTTFUCKER, sudden ASSRAMMER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKFACE or SOD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CUNTSWILLING in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DAMN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DICK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PAKI words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JOHN ELWAY ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CRAPMUNCHER utterFUCKance of socially PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TOTAL television programs to address ASSHAT Tourette's syndrome.

ABO Tourette's is BUGGER OFF not to be TITWANK confused with FUCKSTAIN Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying JACK OFF chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BUTT-HEAD random PIECE OF SHIT disorientation, culturally-PEDOPHILIA-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PRICK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PISS ARTIST language, FUCK OFF and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CUNT PICKANINNY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BASTARD souvenir shoppes and massive NEOPETS quantities MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! of ANAL DIABETES BUTTFUCKER garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCK A DUCK Polite Note to the JOHNNY Author:

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The SHITHEAD Tourette's FUCKSTAIN Research Institute was DAGO founded to FUCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DAGO Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your AY-AY-AY article YOU WANKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GANGBANG I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FRED PHELPS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about AUTOFELLATIO Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of ANAL Tourrette's sufferers FUCKSTAIN swear. You can JACKASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK TV, for always focusing on the FLYING RAT'S ASS bad side of a terrible FRAK thing.
  • The main DRAMA symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ORANGE TURTLE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or '[Insert silly non-swear here]' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITBALLS knee CUNT NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is JACKASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SUCK MY DICK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BITCH school for FUCK OFF something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CLIT sufferers to become LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT manically depressed and DICK CHICKEN commit FUCK suicide.
  • There is no ASS cure, and the ASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the CLIT tics often have adverse FROG'S FAT ASS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FIRECROTCH perodol" which caused my entire SCROTUM body to go DESU numb and NIHILISM basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKFUCKFUCK it is without the DAMN IT drug.

I am an active member of a I RAPE WALRUSES! tourette syndrome FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUNT LAPPER the FUCKING public view of Tourettes as a "GIVING HEAD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CHENEY much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BONER sorry for FROG "hi-jacking" your GOD DAMMIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WOP this that really CHRIST OF TABERNACLE annoys me. I am working towards a PEEPEE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this [expletive deleted] article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SCUMBAG, and making fun of a ASSCRACK horrible disorder is (not) FUCKSTAIN funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your LENS CRAFTERS time.

Best CRACKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DOUCHETITS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DALAI LAMA reply

As MONASTERIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GOOGLE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHIST MONK Westerners show is not an DEMOCRACY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CAPITALISM degenerate capitalist culture in those MONGOLIANS countries. When showing DIMETHYL GLYCOL right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN BABY FORMULA in countries FREEDOM OF SPEECH leadership, those problems does not TANK MAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a HUMAN RIGHTS byproduct of your DEMOCRACY capitalist society NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS.

Li Chiang “CHRISTIANITY” Wen

P.S. RAT'S COCK Regards to Andrew SHITE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

Mr. janitor

The ANAL bastard who wrote this article. You can BASTARD punch him if you TITTIES want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this LGBT RIGHTS article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the AUTOFELLATIO saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my HO intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How GYPSY to I'LL RAPE YOU cure SHITFACE the DICKFACE Tourette's NIPPLES Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CUM for BONER Tourette's STEVE BALLMER Syndrome GOOK is YOU WANKER following NECROPHILIA these PEARL NECKLACE rules FROG'S FAT ASS in BOLLOCKS order:

  • 1: Avoid CRACKER immature [EXPLETIVE] little I RAPE WALRUSES! kids,
  • 2: Count to DICKHEAD within DICK CHICKEN 10 FUCKERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your POMMIE SHITFUCKER SHITTY nor CLEMEN talk,
  • 4: Tell HELL yourself you HELL don't DOT HEAD have ASSHAT this CLUSTER FUCK disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK MOTHERFUCKER WITH NASTY CLIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WANK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU CLUSTER FUCK TWAT FUCKWIT PORTUGAL GRAPE PENIS DUNE COON ASS DAMN ASSCRACK

YID NECROPHILIA COON BITCH NIGGER HELL SUCK MY DICK CUNT JIZZ DONALD RUMSFELD DOT HEAD CUNTRAG BALLS ASS SEMEN I WILL KILL YOU! WANK SPIC EMO FRENCH TICKLER GIVING HEAD DAMN BULLSHIT BALL SACK FUCK WIENER TITTYWANK CRACKER GIVING HEAD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BULLSHIT THONG TASTER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SUCK MY COCK YOU WANKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS NIGNOG PUNANI FUCKING SEX FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CHRIST OF TABERNACLE DUNE COON LENS CRAFTERS CUNT ASS MALARKY COON JUSTIN BIEBER BEAVER DICK TITS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUCKFACE WANKER RAPE DRAMA NIPPLES DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! HADJI CUNT SHITHEAD COCKSUCKER HADJI HO TWAT FAG SIGMUND FREUD FRED PHELPS AUTOFELLATIO ASSRAPING SAMUEL L. JACKSON ANUSCAKE NI SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FLUFFY CLOUD HO HELL DICKWAD FUCK YOU GOD BLESS AMERICA SHITE PICKANINNY JACKASS HORSE PENIS I'LL RAPE YOU BRITAIN FUDGEPACKER FUCKBAG COCKSMOKER ASSFACE ASS MARGARET THATCHER NORTH KOREA ASSHOLE MONKEY'S UNCLE STEVE BALLMER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP MOTHERFUCKER BRITAIN SEMEN DAMN IT DIRTY SANCHEZ JIGGABOO FELCHING CRAPMUNCHER DOT HEAD MOTHERFUCKER POWERSHIT KAFFIR DOUCHEBAG TWAT FUCK DOUCHEBAG CRAPMUNCHER HELLFIRE POLAK DIPSHIT FUCKWIT SHITFACE ASS HOLY DUMB FUCK BATHING SUIT AREA SCROTUM I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BUGFUCK FEMADOM CUM TAMPON IN MY ASS CHOAD HELL WIENER BUTTFUCKER ASSRAPING TITS & DICKS GIVING HEAD STEVE BALLMER TONY LA RUSSA MAMA MIA GOD DAMN MAMA MIA BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! IT'S OVER 9000! FUCK BITCH PECKERHEAD DIPSHIT ASSCRACK CAMEL FUCKER CHOAD DAMN WANK DOUCHE NAZI BANGKOK EMO NIPPLES COCKSHITTER PEARL NECKLACE WANK JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKTARD CUNTRAG SHITFUCKER SHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ASSCRACK COON ASSCRACK SHITTY TITS & DICKS CLIT BUTT PIRATE BOON JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BONER ARSE RAT'S COCK SOD FUCKFACE MARGARET THATCHER BELLEND PENISBIRD CRAP I'LL RAPE YOU PECKERHEAD WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? ASSFACE ASSCRACK TAFFY PEDOPHILIA WHORE BUTT PIRATE GO HOME AND DIE CHICKEN SHIT BITCH CUNTSWILLING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BITCH BUTT PIRATE STRAWBERRY ASS KAFFIR WIENER COCKSMOKER FUCK MASTURBATION HONKY RAT'S COCK POMMIE BITCH GOD DAMN HELL DICKLICK JERK OFF FROG'S FAT ASS YOUR MOM FEWMETS DICKLICK BUGFUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BASTARD BULLSHIT RAGHEAD P'KANG COCKSUCKER FUCK FUCK YOU CLEVELAND STEAMER HELL MONKEY'S UNCLE BLISTERING BARNACLES JENKEM GENITALIA DOUGHNUT PUNCHER JACKASS SHIT FELCHING ASS NIGGER FLYING FUCK DAMN BLUE PENIS! FUCK A DUCK SPUNK BORDER HOPPER DONKEY PUNCHER COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK ORGASM WANK PECKERHEAD FUCK OFF FUCK REDNECK TENTACLE RAPE PISS NIPPLES SONNY BILL WILLIAMS KRAUT SHITFUCKER [expletive deleted] HOT GRITS JACKASS SHIT SEX PENIS ON A BUN SHIT ASSCRACK NAZI GOBSHITE TOWELHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT RAT'S ASS FUCKING A FELCHING RAT'S COCK SHITE BOYCOTT VIACOM! ASS FRED PHELPS CUNTRAG BOLLOCKS SHITHEAD PIGFUCKER ASS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CUNT NECROPHILIA BONER FUCK OFF BULLCRAP FUCKWIT SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD DICK FUCKSTAIN FUCKER JOHNNY NECROPHILIA FELCHMONKEY CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BITCH JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST NICARAGUA PISS OFF INBRED SHIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! EPIDIDYMIS VENEREAL DISEASE NAZI BOOBS BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKTARD TIT DIRT FRENCH TICKLER FUCKSTAIN NIGGER TITS BALL SACK CAMEL JOCKEY ASSRAPING FAG FUCK OFF NIPPLES AY-AY-AY TITWANK ABO BLOWJOB DICKFACE BIGNOSE CHRIST OF TABERNACLE ASSHOLE DICKFACE BALLS FUCKFACE GRAPE PENIS CHRIST OF TABERNACLE COON MOTHERFUCKER BOON INJUN SPANK THE MONKEY FROG'S FAT ASS DUMBASS BUGFUCK TWO-INCH PENIS SEX GIVING HEAD BITCH FLYING FUCK JAP BOOBIES YOU WANKER DAMN PENIS GO HOME AND DIE SCUMBAG DYKE ASSWIPE 666 BULLSHIT CROTCH DILDO SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKFACE CROTCH GO HOME AND DIE MAMA MIA FUCK OFF JERK OFF BOOBS NIGGER ANAL DUMBASS SHITHEAD GYPSY PENIS TITTIES DICKFACE [Insert silly non-swear here] JIZZ FLYING FUCK FUCKING FELCHMONKEY BONER HONKY POLACK FUCK YOU FUCKHEAD TITTIES TOURETTE'S SYNDROME SHIT THONG TASTER MONKEY BALLS GOOK [EXPLETIVE] PEDOPHILIA FEWMETS DOUCHEBAG BIG FOOT BUKKAKE FUCK A DUCK TWAT CHOAD IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FEWMETS PRICK JACKASS ASS SHITCUNTING CHENEY YOU WANKER MOTHERFUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! [EXPLETIVE] BOLLOCKS RAT'S COCK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD NEOPETS POWERSHIT ASSHOLE WHORE QUEEF SOD OFF NECROPHILIA SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SOD suck my mothers CHOAD CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! POMMIE JAP HELL CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCKWIT DYKE DOUCHEBAG ASSBANDIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PISS SUGARTITS FUCKFUCKFUCK HELL ASSCRACK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS WOMEN'S RIGHTS DUNE COON IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DOUCHEBAG ANAL WARNER MUSIC GROUP SHITSLIDE YOU WANKER CHENEY BUTT PIRATE FUCK OFF ARSE POTTYMOUTH PORCUPINE'S BALLS ASSWIPE PISS FUCKTARD CUNTSWILLING MONKEY SHIT COCKSUCKER INCEST SHIT DICKHEAD SHITFUCKER CRAPFUCKER GOD DAMN BRITAIN [expletive deleted] BEAVER TWAT ANUSCAKE SCROTUM RAT'S ASS TENTACLE RAPE ALF VAGINA MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHITTY NORTH KOREA YOU WANKER BIG FOOT BLOWJOB SPANK THE MONKEY ARSE DIRTY SANCHEZ TIMBER NIGGER BUTTFUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! BUGGER CUNNILINGUS SEMEN GOD DAMN FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DICKFACE PISS ARTIST HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DRAMA FUCKING NIGGER KRAUT EUROIPODS PISS OFF MY ASS FAG PISS ARTIST WARNER MUSIC GROUP FEWMETS YID MARGARET THATCHER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BRITAIN FUCKFACE MOZILLA FIREFOX DESU HELL FUCKING SHITTY SMEG BALLS SHITE BUTTFUCKER JIZZ CRACKER PEEPEE SHITSLINGING AUTOFELLATIO INBRED JIZZ ORGASM GOD DAMMIT FLUFFY CLOUD SPIC COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SEX BIGNOSE FLYING FUCK CLIT MOTHERFUCKER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DAMN SHITFUCKER BELLEND RONNIE CORBETT WANK REDSKIN CHENEY SHITE CRAPPY SPUNK SEMEN DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE RAPE TITS DICK DOUCHE NAZI FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN SHITFUCKER FALSE BENSON QUEEF SHITTY YUKKY DOODY HOLY DUMB FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SMEG HOSER ARSEBADGERS FUCK WANK VAGINA JOHN ELWAY COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK DAMN GO HOME AND DIE FRAK ASSHAT SHITBALLS FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CRAPMUNCHER HELLFUCKER SHIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BATHING SUIT AREA PISS DUMBASS ANUSCAKE PENIS I'LL RAPE YOU GOD DAMN NIGGER DAMN ART METAL PRODUCTS HELL 30 CASES OF PICKLES RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKTARD FUCKING JUMP! DILDO BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCKSTAIN CHOAD DICKHEAD SON OF A BITCH LET'S SHIT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR PIG SHITHEAD MARGARET THATCHER GANGBANG RAPE INCEST ASS ANAL FRITZ GENITALIA Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BULLCRAP and with the DAMN IT and his CUNT of girraffes in which JACKASS while reading about JIGGABOO!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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