Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! neurochemical FUCK disorder TWAT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ANAL, sudden HO m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKBAG or TAMPONS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FEMADOM in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PIECE OF SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GOD DAMN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CUNT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SOD OFF words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CONDOMS JACK ABRAMOFF words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous HI, BILLY MAYS HERE utterFUCKance of socially DICK objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PISS television programs to address MOZILLA FIREFOX Tourette's syndrome.

CUNT Tourette's is PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS not to be TOURETTE'S IS FUN confused with JUSTIN BIEBER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying INCEST chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BASTARD random FUCK OFF disorientation, culturally-EMO-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCK OFF outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DAMN language, ASSFACE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SCUMBAG DOG SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BEAVER souvenir shoppes and massive ANAL quantities TIMBER NIGGER of ANAL DIABETES TITWANK garbage.

Darnit.

A CLEMEN Polite Note to the CUNT Author:

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The SHITFACE Tourette's DILDO Research Institute was SHIT founded to GO COUNT YOUR DICK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITBALLS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your WIGGER article INBRED funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and VAGINA I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or POOPY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FELCHING Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of WHORE Tourrette's sufferers RAGHEAD swear. You can FUCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame RAPE TV, for always focusing on the FUCKHEAD bad side of a terrible SOD thing.
  • The main DOM DeLUISE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are JAP involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'HYPERINFLATION' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CHICKEN SHIT knee SMEG NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is PEDOPHILIA no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes JESSE McCARTNEY cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASSHOLE school for SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TITTYWANK sufferers to become SUCK MY DICK manically depressed and HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS commit PIECE OF SHIT suicide.
  • There is no ARSE cure, and the WANKSPLAT drugs that are available to, "calm" the GOD DAMMIT tics often have adverse CRAP ON A STICK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHITHEAD perodol" which caused my entire FUCKHEAD body to go GO HOME AND DIE numb and HAIL SATAN! basically made it NIGGA! worse than PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM it is without the FUCKTARD drug.

I am an active member of a HOSER tourette syndrome QUEEF association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JESSE McCARTNEY the HORSE PENIS public view of Tourettes as a "YID swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am NEOPETS sorry for BORDER HOPPER "hi-jacking" your IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like HORSE SHIT this that really ASSHOLE annoys me. I am working towards a DONALD RUMSFELD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TWAT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CUNT, and making fun of a DONKEY PUNCHER horrible disorder is (not) FUCK OFF funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your YID time.

Best PISS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DUMBASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DALAI LAMA reply

As HUMAN RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PANCHEN LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TAIWAN Westerners show is not an POISON IN TOOTHPASTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of NORTH KOREA degenerate capitalist culture in those MINORITIES countries. When showing STUDENT RIOTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT MOVEMENT in countries CHINA IS CAPITALIST leadership, those problems does not DEMOCRACY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a SLITTY EYES byproduct of your NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS capitalist society UIGURS.

Li Chiang “STUDENT PROTESTS” Wen

P.S. HELL Regards to Andrew FLAMING ASS BADGER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply

Mr. janitor

The ANAL bastard who wrote this article. You can PISS ARTIST punch him if you MOCKIE want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough I CAN AFFORD FOOD problems in this CECIL JOHN RHODES country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with I DON'T HAVE AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the RAT'S ASS saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my BITCH intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How ASSHAT to REDSKIN cure FLYING FUCK the NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! Tourette's TITS & DICKS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITFACE for SUCK MY DICK Tourette's EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA Syndrome SHITHEAD is SUCK MY DICK following DICK these DIRTY SANCHEZ rules DICK TITS in SOD OFF order:

  • 1: Avoid JIGGABOO immature SHUT UP, MEG! little FASHION BUG kids,
  • 2: Count to ASSHAT within WANK 10 JACKASS SHITseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your ARSE PUSSY MONKEY BALLS nor FELCHMONKEY talk,
  • 4: Tell FUCKHEAD yourself you CHRISTHUMPER don't JERRY have COCK this FLYING RAT'S ASS disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BRITNEY WITH NASTY CHINK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

FLYING FUCK SOD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PUSSY SHITBALLS CLUSTER FUCK HO BITCH BATHING SUIT AREA JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE

PISS ARTIST FELCHMONKEY DAMN FUCKSTAIN ASS CUNT HELL BONER SPANK THE MONKEY BOOBS BONER FEMADOM FRENCH TICKLER POLACK ASS BUKKAKE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKING A ANAL CUM AUTOFELLATIO BOON FRIG CAMEL JOCKEY CUNT PORCUPINE'S BALLS FRIG WEHATEMARIO DICKFACE D'OH LET'S SHIT GOD DAMMIT PIG BLUE PENIS! POLAK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS BRUSH MA TEETH HOMO PECKERHEAD HO CC PLZ CUNNILINGUS PENIS DAMN NIGNOG ASSCRACK DICKHEAD TITTYWANK CUNTING ASSCRACK SHITTY PISSHOLE AMERICA ONLINE CAMEL JOCKEY SHITSLINGING GIVING HEAD SHITHEAD FIRECROTCH FLAMING ASS BADGER HYPERINFLATION SCUMBAG FELCHING NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CUNTBUCKET JERK OFF COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT GOD DAMN BALLS ASSHOLE JACKASS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ABO NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER CUNNILINGUS DUMBASS SON OF A BITCH COCKSMOKER SHITE NECROPHILIA JACKASS JESSE McCARTNEY GOD DAMN SHITTY I'LL RAPE YOU FIST FUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS NEGRO PEDOPHILIA BASEBALL I WILL KILL YOU! RAT'S ASS FU SPANG PORCH MONKEY FAG WANK ASSHOLE JACKASS TWISTY VAGINA PEARL NECKLACE HELL FUCKFUCKFUCK DESU DOT HEAD RAPE WIENER POOPOO OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH PUSSYLICKER ABO FROG'S FAT ASS BORDER HOPPER FUCKER WIENER FUCKSTAIN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CRAP ON A STICK HONKY PICKANINNY INJUN HELL FUCKTARD DAMMIT NIGGER FAGGOT ANAL ASSWIPE RAPE JERK OFF BEAVER HO ASSWIPE SHITFACE SON OF A BITCH BOON RAT'S ASS SHITE INBRED CUNT DUNE COON BRUSH MA TEETH SEX WANK NIGNOG POMMIE INBRED ASS BLOWJOB FUCK PISS ARTIST PENIS BIRD SHIT POLESMOKER SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD RAT'S ASS SHIT SHITFACE DILDO SON OF A BITCH ASS CUNT RECTUM RAIDER ASSCRACK SHITFUCKER RAT'S COCK FUCKSTAIN RAT'S ASS DICKHEAD PISS ARTIST CROTCH WIGGER TURD I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! COCK YOUR MOM PAKI ASS CLUSTER FUCK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DOG FUCKER WINDOWS VISTA FELLATIO I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE GOAT DICK GIVING HEAD CUNT STEVE BALLMER SHITFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANKER ASSWIPE SHITFACE BEANER SHITFACE CRAPMUNCHER JIZZ NAZI FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BUTTFUCKER WIKIPEDIA PISS ARTIST BOOBS BOLLOCKS TACO FUCK YOU CAMEL JOCKEY PAKI SHITSLINGING DOG FUCKER YOU WANKER TITS FRIG FEMADOM GOAT DICK CLUSTER FUCK TIT SPRINKLES SNUFF PORN FUCKWIT JIGGABOO ARSEBADGERS FUCK YOU IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK HOSER FUCKTARD PENIS CROTCH SHIT SHITFUCKER POTTYMOUTH TENTACLE RAPE WIGGER BEAVER DICK CHICKEN FAGGOT JIGGABOO FUCKING CONDOMS FUCKFACE SHITFUCKER GO HOME AND DIE CUNTRAG suck my mothers JACK OFF BUTT-HEAD FUCKWIT PUSSYLICKER TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS BELLEND BOLLOCKS ASSFACE JOHN SMILEY FACE PIECE OF SHIT COCK ANAL PISS BEAVER DAMMIT FRITZ PISS ARTIST BUKKAKE SHIT SHITFACE DOUCHE FUCKTARD PEDOPHILIA BALLS HORSE SHIT PENIS FRAK WANKSPLAT NIGGER PUSSY FUCKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH NIGGER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CUNT [EXPLETIVE] POLAK WETBACK SAND NIGGER TITTIES FELLATIO FUCK YOU TWAT FUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FLYING FUCK MOTHERFUCKER CUNT ASS HELL POMMIE I WILL KILL YOU! TITTIES ORGASM GOBSHITE STEVE BALLMER WETBACK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD WANK I'LL RAPE YOU CUM SHITTY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITBALLS BASTARD CONDOMS TURD SHITFACE TOSSER BOYCOTT VIACOM! PENIS ON A BUN YID SHIT BIGNOSE WIGGER MONKEY'S UNCLE BRITNEY INBRED NIGNOG ANAL GOBSHITE DAMN JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST GYPSY CUNT EPIDIDYMIS BOLLOCKS BOB SAGET CROTCH FRED PHELPS PISS DOG FUCKER FRIG DOODIE HEAD CUNT SHITSLINGING CLIT NIGNOG CUNT SHITE BUGFUCK TWAT FUCK OFF I WILL END YOU! CHOAD KISSER BOOBIES DEVELOPERS! ARSE FLYING FUCK MOLDY TITS SMEG BIGNOSE RECTUM RAIDER SHITSLINGING BUTTFUCKER ASSWIPE RAPE ASSHAT GOD DAMMIT PENIS AUTOFELLATIO PISS JERRY FUCK OFF FUCKTARD CUNNILINGUS ASSHOLE JACKASS SHIT FUCKER WANKER NORTH KOREA SEX SEMEN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT YOUR MOM CAMEL JOCKEY FOUR-EYES FLAMING ASS BADGER NORTH KOREA LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! WANK FUCKWIT CROTCH ASS LICKER RAT'S COCK CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST HITLER WHORE INBRED BUTTFUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WANK CLUSTER FUCK ASSFACE CLUSTER FUCK WANKER SCUMBAG RAT'S ASS FUCK FUCKTARD FUCKFACE FIST FUCK RUSTY TROMBONE PIECE OF SHIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! NIGGER THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS CUNTRAG FUCKSTAIN BONER SCUMBAG RAPE SHITTY IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DAMN DAMMIT FUCKER FUCKSTAIN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASSWIPE CROTCH ASSWIPE HAIL SATAN! JOHNNY DICKLICK SHITE BUTTFUCKER JIZZ DIPSHIT ORGASM DONKEY PUNCHER PENISFUCK MOCKIE GOATSE FUCK HONKY IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! HYPERINFLATION LENS CRAFTERS DUMBASS SAND NIGGER WOP BOOBIES JACK OFF [expletive deleted] MICK MACACA BALLS GO HOME AND DIE CUNTBUCKET SHIT FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKFACE RAT'S COCK DOUCHEBAG [EXPLETIVE] BOOBS FUCKHEAD SHITFACE TOSSER BUKKAKE GRIS CHOAD KISSER FUCKWIT DICKFACE ARSE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DICK DELICIOUS CAKE O KURWA! EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FROG'S FAT ASS GOD DAMN SHIT BUTT-HEAD NECROPHILIA FLYING FUCK FUCKSTAIN MAMA MIA HONKY FUCKING BONER DOUCHING NIPPLES GENITALIA DAMN FUCKBAG IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! BUGFUCK SHITE GENITALIA SHITFACE JUMPING JESUS!!! JENKEM HYPERINFLATION MOLDY TITS ALEX TREBEK FUCK ASS SON OF A BITCH BULLSHIT ANUSCAKE REDNECK ASSHOLE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCK RAT'S ASS INJUN BEANER HAIL SATAN! CUNTRAG BENSON SUCKS ASS ASSFACE DIPSHIT TAFFY ASS FASCIST DICKFACE FUCKHEAD BUNG-HOLE EXTRA LONG PENIS SCUMBAG FUCKHEAD BALL SACK DICKFACE THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS WANK CHOAD COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink GIVING HEAD MOCKIE BUTT-HOLE FUCKER BOOBS MARGARET THATCHER BIGNOSE SHITCOCK SOD BALLS DAMNATION MARY WHITEHOUSE DICKFACE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DOODIE HEAD JACKASS FRIG MILF KRAUT SHITSLINGING SHITFUCKER ASS WALRUS SHIT BUTT PIRATE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FIST FUCK CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST FUCK OFF CUNTBUCKET THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS BOOBIES DAMN BITCH RAPE JUMPING JESUS!!! ASSRAMMER PEARL NECKLACE JIZZ INBRED INJUN TITWANK SHITE ASSFACE SHITCUNTING FRIG DICK HORSE SHIT YOU WANKER FLYING RAT'S ASS GENITALIA MONKEY SHIT STRAWBERRY ASS GOOK BENCH PRESS SHITHEAD BASTARD MICK GYPSY GENITALIA FROG'S FAT ASS GOD BLESS AMERICA FIST FUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BASTARD SHITTY DAMN NIPPLES SHITBALLS WANK CHOAD PRICK BALLS TITMOUSE DAMN IT CUNNILINGUS 666 CLEVELAND STEAMER BEAVER FUCKHEAD IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BALL SACK WANK FUCK Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive VAGINA and with the WIENER and his NAZI of girraffes in which CUNT while reading about PISS OFF MY ASS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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