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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or YOU WANKER neurochemical FUCK disorder JAP characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid [EXPLETIVE], sudden DICK CHICKEN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITSLINGING or PUSSY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSHAT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated I RAPE WALRUSES! way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may JERK OFF include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CUNTBUCKET by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSHAT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITHEAD SMEG words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous HOLY DUMB FUCK utterFUCKance of socially DAMNATION objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first REDSKIN television programs to address GREASER Tourette's syndrome.

MR WINKLER IS GAY Tourette's is PISS ARTIST not to be SHITFACE confused with DUNE COON Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CUNNILINGUS random TACO disorientation, culturally-DICK TITS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HORSE PENIS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SCUMBAG language, CRACKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places RAGHEAD PEDOPHILIA of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL souvenir shoppes and massive POMMIE quantities NIGNOG of ANAL DIABETES WANK garbage.

Darnit.

A BULLSHIT Polite Note to the VENEREAL DISEASE Author:

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The FUCKTARD Tourette's WOMEN'S RIGHTS Research Institute was CHIGGER founded to CHOAD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKHEAD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your [EXPLETIVE] article BONER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUM changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CROTCH.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SLOPE Tourrette's sufferers CHRISTHUMPER swear. You can PIECE OF SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame GO COUNT YOUR DICK TV, for always focusing on the BOOBS bad side of a terrible PUSSYLICKER thing.
  • The main HENTAI symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'JAP' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASS knee INBRED NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is HORSE SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes COCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BITCH school for AMERICA ONLINE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GOD DAMN sufferers to become SHITSLINGING manically depressed and TAFFY commit FROG'S FAT ASS suicide.
  • There is no CRAP cure, and the BASTARD drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITBALLS tics often have adverse CHOAD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKHEAD perodol" which caused my entire WANKER body to go CLIT numb and TRANNY basically made it NIGGA! worse than GANGBANG it is without the CLEVELAND STEAMER drug.

I am an active member of a BASTARD tourette syndrome BUTT PIRATE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SOD the SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "SHITFUCKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ASSHAT sorry for [EXPLETIVE] "hi-jacking" your GOD DAMN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCK OFF this that really HELL annoys me. I am working towards a ASSWANKING FAILURE! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASSHOLE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHIT, and making fun of a PENIS horrible disorder is (not) DICKFACE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKWIT time.

Best PISSHOLE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese VOTE reply

As MINORITIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHIST MONK not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TAIWAN Westerners show is not an CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIGHTS degenerate capitalist culture in those COMMUNISM IS STUPID countries. When showing COMMUNISM IS STUPID right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIANENMEN SQUARE in countries TANK MAN leadership, those problems does not PANCHEN LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CAPITALISM byproduct of your AMERICA'S GREAT! capitalist society PANCHEN LAMA.

Li Chiang “POISON IN BABY FORMULA” Wen

P.S. DUMBASS Regards to Andrew ALEX TREBEK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

Mr. janitor

The FELCHING bastard who wrote this article. You can I'LL RAPE YOU punch him if you JACK OFF want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CLEAN DRINKING WATER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with I DON'T HAVE AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not BRITAIN white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the NIGGER saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my JESSE McCARTNEY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How KAFFIR to HOSER cure DIPSHIT the ASSRAPING Tourette's GENITALIA Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ARSE for FUCKSTAIN Tourette's POLAK Syndrome LIMEY is FUCKSTAIN following TITS & DICKS these NAZI rules MONGOLIANS in CUNT order:

  • 1: Avoid INCEST immature INJUN little DELICIOUS CAKE kids,
  • 2: Count to JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST within CHICKEN FRIES 10 HELLFIREseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your ASS ROSIE O'DONNELL BRUSH MA TEETH nor BUTTFUCKER talk,
  • 4: Tell SUGARTITS yourself you COCK don't JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS have FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD this HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PIECE OF SHIT WITH NASTY MOTHERFUCKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

BASTARD HORSE PENIS PISS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER WIKIPEDIA SHITFACE MONKEY BALLS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FELCHING CRAP ON A STICK

SHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK ASS LICKER KAFFIR ASSWIPE FUCK NUGGET ASSCRACK FUCK OFF DAMN FUCKWIT YOU WANKER GYPSY CAMEL JOCKEY SHIT BRUSH MA TEETH ASSCRACK DIPSHIT HELL SUCK MY COCK SCUMBUCKET SHITE BIRD SHIT O CANADA SHITE COON [EXPLETIVE] [EXPLETIVE] FUCKTARD NIGNOG WOODPECKERSHIT WIENER BIRD IN THE HOUSE PRICK PUSSY RAT'S ASS CRAP ON A STICK YOGHURT CANNON SUCK A BIG DICK JAP GOD DAMMIT NIGGER FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT NEGRO COON TESTICLE CHOKE NECROPHILIA HOMO FENCE JUMPER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WOMEN'S RIGHTS WANKSPLAT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DILDO GENITALIA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BONER FELLATIO CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON ANAL SHITFUCKER CUNNILINGUS CHINK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SCROTUM RAPE REBECCA BLACK TITS & DICKS FRAK CHIGGER POOPOO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CONDOMS TACO CAMEL JOCKEY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! LET'S SHIT CHING CHONG CHINK O KURWA! FLAMING ASS BADGER GOD DAMN CUNTRAG CUNNILINGUS PISS OFF BASTARD CROTCH FUCK TITS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! ALEX TREBEK GOD DAMMIT FEMADOM TAFFY EAT MY SHIT! DUMBASS NIGGER CAMEL FUCKER POLAK FUCKFACE SHITCUNTING SHITPISSER PIG SHIT WANKER COON FUCKSTAIN EMO FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ASSHAT CANNED QUOTE FUCKFACE DYKE HO CUNTBUCKET SHIT BALLS CHAV PUSSY NEGRO CRAPMUNCHER BOLLOCKS FUCKER NIGGER CUNT PEDOPHILIA ASS DICKLICK TOSSER GENITALIA 666 INJUN LET'S SHIT PENIS NAZI EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA NI DEVELOPERS! LOGJAMMER FUCKER BLISTERING BARNACLES URINE-GARGLING BASTARD GRINGO NAZI ASSRAPING DOUGHNUT PUNCHER ASSWIPE HORSE PENIS HOMO PISSHOLE DOUCHE NAZI MILF POLAK BLOWJOB PUSSY TWISTY VAGINA CUNTRAG IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD GIVING HEAD FUDGEPACKER WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! WANK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE GIVING HEAD DONGSHOVER CRACKER HORSE PENIS POLESMOKER SHITHEAD BLISTERING BARNACLES RAT'S COCK FRED PHELPS CUNT WOP MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ASSFACE FUCKING POMMIE BUTT PIRATE FUCKWIT WANK ARSE FUCKSTAIN DICK SLOPE PUSSYLICKER TWAT DOUCHING FUCKSTAIN TWAT JIZZ AUTOFELLATIO DAMN IT CLIT FUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! POLESMOKER DIPSHIT SCROTUM BITCH GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY BUTTFUCKER RAGHEAD QUEEF PRICK FUCK ORGASM CAMEL FUCKER TITTIES COCK RECTUM RAIDER NI BASTARD PISS OFF CUNNILINGUS HOSER WANK COCK DUNE COON SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS ASS GOBSHITE DIPSHIT I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK GIVING HEAD BULLCRAP BONER FUCK BIRD IN THE HOUSE HELLFIRE DAMN SHITE BRUSH MA TEETH JENKEM BUGGER OFF BASTARD DICK TITS SAND NIGGER FRITZ WALRUS SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MASTURBATION MOSES ALEX TREBEK NEOPETS CHING CHONG CHINK WANKSPLAT DICKWAD TUBA CHIGGER GREASER TUBA FUCKTARD DAMN IT LOLCAT RECTUM RAIDER TWISTY VAGINA SAND NIGGER SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKHEAD POO POO BLOWJOB MASTURBATION IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU DICKFACE SHITE 666 HOSER HELLFUCKER YOU WANKER DAMN IT JAP PISS OFF MY ASS DAMN SHIT YOUR MOM DAMN BONER WANKSPLAT PISS CRACKER RANDY TRAVIS COON LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ROSIE O'DONNELL TWAT ALEX TREBEK TOSSER CRACKER PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! BUTT PIRATE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR HELLFUCKER BUTT PIRATE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? NIGGER SHITE ASS NIPPLES FUCK YOU WIENER TITS & DICKS JOHNNY DAMN IT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? TITWANK ASSFACE FELLATIO GOD DAMMIT SHITTY GANGBANG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BASTARD HELL INBRED ASSFACE BASTARD FUCK SEX BITCH ASS WANK DUMBASS CUNNILINGUS FUCKSTAIN MALL SANTA THONG TASTER CUNTBUCKET MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS TWISTY VAGINA SHITTY DICKFACE LOLCAT RONNIE CORBETT PIECE OF SHIT STRAWBERRY ASS BUKKAKE OSTRICH MY ASS SOAPY TITWANK SAMUEL L. JACKSON SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCK OFF PEEPEE CRAP SHITHEAD REDNECK MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN NEOPETS MALL SANTA SHIT POOPY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BOOBS DESU YOU ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CC PLZ CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM JACK OFF BUTTFUCKER WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SUCK MY DICK [EXPLETIVE] DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! WIKIPEDIA SWIMMING POOL JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ARSE TACO SHITTY BASTARD YOU WANKER FELLATIO FUCKER BOLLOCKS COON GOD DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS WANK COCK BUTT PIRATE SHITSKIN SCUMBAG WANKSPLAT CRACKER SHITE BEANER GOD DAMN SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS GOOK TAMPONS DONKEY DICK JACKASS JIZZ SUITCASE PENIS CLIT MILF BITCH POOPOO CUNT SHITE FUCKING A BITCH SWIMMING POOL CHENEY TOWELHEAD GOOK [EXPLETIVE] BELGIUM JACKASS SHIT ASSCRACK MOZILLA FIREFOX COCKSUCKER FUCKHEAD ASS CC PLZ BANGKOK TITS TOWELHEAD CONAN O'BRIAN BATHING SUIT AREA DOG FUCKER CUNNILINGUS I AM CORNHOLIO! BITCH POLAK POOPY BITCH BRUSH MA TEETH DELICIOUS CAKE HELL TRANNY DOG SHIT BULLCRAP BITCH CUNT NORTH KOREA NIPPLES RADIO FREE LUNCH GANGBANG FRENCH TICKLER SUCK MY COCK BASTARD DOUCHETITS BASTARD GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS GOD DAMN WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BIRD SHIT GOBSHITE SHUT UP, MEG! MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FRIG SHITBALLS ASS VAGINA GANGBANG BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCKBAG DIPSHIT BOLLOCKS 666 INBRED P'KANG [expletive deleted] FUCK PORCH MONKEY MOZILLA FIREFOX MASTURBATION ASSHAT SEX TWAT ASSFACE BUKKAKE CUNT NIGGER NIPPLES RAT'S COCK LET'S SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DOG SHIT ASS FUCKWIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT POLAK FUCKHEAD NIGGER SHIT JIGGABOO CARPET MUNCHER PAKI SHITE COON SCUMBUCKET ASSWIPE FUCK A DUCK PENIS ON A BUN DAMN POLAK WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS ASS POLESMOKER I'LL RAPE YOU DAMN ASS SHIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! COCKGOBLIN DAMN IT CLEVELAND STEAMER CROTCH GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY BULLSHIT BUTT-HOLE BULLCRAP CUNT DONALD RUMSFELD JACK OFF CARPET MUNCHER CRACKER FUCK BITCH BULLSHIT RAT'S ASS GOD DAMN REBECCA BLACK SEMEN COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DAMMIT BUGGER OFF EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITSLINGING GOAT DICK ANAL JACK OFF YOU WANKER ANUSCAKE BUGGER BUGGER TOWELHEAD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ASS PISS BUGFUCK JERRY FUCK NUGGET ASS KAFFIR FEWMETS SCROTUM POOPOO ASSWIPE SHITTY DAMN JACK ABRAMOFF MARGARET THATCHER DYKE ASSHOLE HELL WETBACK CROTCH WEHATEMARIO ASS RAPE HOMO WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CRAP SHIT SHITPISSER BALLS BUTTFUCKER I WILL END YOU! ASSFACE TOWELHEAD I WILL KILL YOU! BLISTERING BARNACLES KRAUT CANNED QUOTE GENITALIA JENKEM CLUSTER FUCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE TAFFY DOUCHETITS BRUSH MA TEETH ASSWIPE [expletive deleted] FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ALEX TREBEK SHITHEAD FUCK CRAP RADIO FREE LUNCH CLEMEN NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES RUSTY TROMBONE COMMUNIST DILDO SOD FAG JUNGLE BUNNY SHITFACE MONGOLIANS SHIT ASS IT'S OVER 9000! CUNT SON OF A BITCH BITCH FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKSTAIN WANK CUNT Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive AAAAAAAAA! and with the SHITSKIN and his TAMPONS of girraffes in which DAMNATION while reading about ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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