Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP neurochemical FUCK disorder SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKFACE, sudden DIPSHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKFUCKFUCK or ASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PISS ARTIST in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DILDO way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKING JUMP! include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SLOPE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PISS OFF MY ASS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TAMPONS lowercase words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PORCH MONKEY utterFUCKance of socially COCKSMOKER objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKING A television programs to address SAND NIGGER Tourette's syndrome.

MACACA Tourette's is FUCK YOU not to be FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK confused with FUCKFACE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying NECROPHILIA chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves YOU WANKER random TITS & DICKS disorientation, culturally-FUCKTARD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHUT UP, MEG! outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WIGGER language, PISS ARTIST and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK NIGNOG of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FRIG souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKING FUCKFUCKER quantities FUCKWIT of ANAL DIABETES FUCK garbage.

Darnit.

A VAGINA Polite Note to the OSTRICH MY ASS Author:

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The TIT SPRINKLES Tourette's GOD BLESS AMERICA Research Institute was FUCKER founded to PIGFUCKER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BULLSHIT article ASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKHEAD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CAMEL JOCKEY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance RUSTY TROMBONE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITE Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of WOP Tourrette's sufferers PENIS swear. You can BASTARD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DAMN TV, for always focusing on the I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! bad side of a terrible BIRD SHIT thing.
  • The main INCEST symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BUTTFUCKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DOUCHE knee PISS NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is DUNE COON no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BELLEND cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at JACKASS school for FUCKING FUCKFUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GOD DAMMIT sufferers to become DAMN manically depressed and CAMEL FUCKER commit BLUMPKIN suicide.
  • There is no ASSCRACK cure, and the NORTH KOREA drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKING tics often have adverse ART METAL PRODUCTS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DAMNATION perodol" which caused my entire DRAMA body to go BOOBS numb and HOT GRITS basically made it NIGGA! worse than HELL it is without the PIECE OF SHIT drug.

I am an active member of a BONG tourette syndrome VAGINA association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BITCH the suck my mothers public view of Tourettes as a "DICKWAD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PISS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT sorry for HELL "hi-jacking" your HEIL HITLER! entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like RAT'S ASS this that really CONDOMS annoys me. I am working towards a CUNTYMINTS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHAKOPEE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be GANGBANG, and making fun of a POTTYMOUTH horrible disorder is (not) WHORE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DARTH VADER time.

Best TAMPON IN MY ASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHITE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DALAI LAMA reply

As DEMOCRACY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHIST MONK not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill ELECTION Westerners show is not an FIREWALLS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DALAI LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those MONASTERIES countries. When showing HUMAN RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust OPINION in countries SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY leadership, those problems does not MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHTS byproduct of your LHASA capitalist society BELGIUM.

Li Chiang “FIREWALLS” Wen

P.S. O KURWA! Regards to Andrew BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

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The MARY WHITEHOUSE bastard who wrote this article. You can WOMEN'S RIGHTS punch him if you JAP want to.

As a BRITAIN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DON'T HAVE AIDS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this HIV NEGATIVE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “KU KLUX KLAN” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKHEAD saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my DICKFACE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How WANK to JOHNNY cure FENCE JUMPER the NAZI Tourette's BOOBS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH for ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT Tourette's HELL Syndrome FELLATIO is DAMN following JACKASS SHIT these GOATSE rules CLEMEN in CAMEL FUCKER order:

  • 1: Avoid FUCKSTAIN immature YID little BITCH kids,
  • 2: Count to SCRATCH! GROUNDER! within FUCK OFF 10 CRAP ON A STICKseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your LET'S SHIT SEMEN BULLSHIT nor FAG talk,
  • 4: Tell RICK MORANIS yourself you CUNT don't BOB SAGET have TACO this GRINGO disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 WITH NASTY SHITFUCKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SEX FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

BARBRA STREISAND DOG FUCKER ASSHAT WANK ASSHAT TWAT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CUM HELL

FUCKER GOD DAMN SHITFUCKER ASSRAMMER ASSRAPING SHITSKIN SCUMBAG DAMMIT CLIT BUTTFUCKER NECROPHILIA INBRED SAND NIGGER DICKHEAD TWAT DRAMA CLEMEN PORCH MONKEY I'LL RAPE YOU ASSHOLE AUTOFELLATIO SHITSKIN FELCHING WIENER All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy BITCH 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 O KURWA! SCUMBAG BLUMPKIN WANK DOUCHEBAG FRAK RAGHEAD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE DAMN IT PISS ARTIST CUNT MOTHERFUCKER NAZI IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! [EXPLETIVE] PRICK BONER GOOK PORCH MONKEY JACK OFF CUNT SHIT JESSE McCARTNEY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BOB SAGET WIKIPEDIA CUNT MICK WOMEN'S RIGHTS NORTH KOREA GOD DAMMIT DUMBASS SHITE THONG TASTER COON FUCKER LOLLIPOPS CONDOMS HOMO DAMN IT BIRD SHIT SHITE RECTUM RAIDER NECROPHILIA LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PIGFUCKER FUCKFACE SPIC FUCKFACE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SUCK MY COCK CHOAD ARSE SON OF A BITCH DICKLICK PIGFUCKER INBRED GREASER TURD FUCK YOU MICK POOPOO BUKKAKE WANK COON BITCH GOD DAMN PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! I'LL RAPE YOU TOSSER SCUMBUCKET CUNTING ASSCRACK BALLS MASTURBATION BITCH PRICK BITCH YID ASS JOHNNY BONER CUNTRAG BASTARD BELLEND NIPPLES JUNGLE BUNNY YOGHURT CANNON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BOON I WILL KILL YOU! CUNTING ASSCRACK ASS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BASTARD JAP BUKKAKE QUEEF FELLATIO WOODPECKERSHIT TITTIES TWAT LAKE TITICACA BITCH FRENCH TICKLER CUNTBUCKET SON OF A BITCH GOBSHITE CUNT WIENER NIGNOG ASSCRACK TWAT BALLS ASSFACE DAMN IT CLUSTER FUCK BALLS MOTHERFUCKER ORGASM BOB SAGET BRITNEY RAT'S COCK FUCK YOU BOOBS DICK IN A BOX HORSE SHIT ARSE BITCH JACKASS BITCH RAGHEAD POOPY YOU WANKER O CANADA FUCKWIT ASS GO HOME AND DIE I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? PEDOPHILIA MOTHERFUCKER SHAKOPEE ASSWIPE YOU WANKER WOODPECKERSHIT CUM CUNT JUNGLE BUNNY CC PLZ LOLLIPOPS PEDOPHILIA MARGARET THATCHER MACACA FUCKING TITS & DICKS FUCKSTAIN POMMIE SPUNK JAP FENCE JUMPER WANK DAMN DIRTY SANCHEZ DIPSHIT CROTCH ORGASM WANKSPLAT NIGGER BOB SAGET TIT DIRT TITS CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A SHITE DICK CHICKEN SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHITFUCKER GOD DAMN WILLY WONKA BUTTFUCKER SCROTUM BUGFUCK GYPSY JOHN SMILEY FACE SHAKOPEE SHITSLINGING KRAUT FUCKFACE SCUMBUCKET DICKLICK BASTARD FUCKSTAIN CLIT DONGSHOVER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMN SHITFUCKER [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] FEWMETS HELL GANGBANG FUCKWIT FAGGOT EPIDIDYMIS GENITALIA BUTTFUCKER RAT'S COCK INBRED SHIT FUCKFACE BUGGER OFF SOD TIT SPRINKLES JOHNNY DICKFACE ORGASM MOCKIE FUCKER DRAMA DICKHEAD FUCKFACE WILLY WONKA PEARL NECKLACE FUCK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKBAG ASS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DAMNATION TOWELHEAD COCK HOMO WANK BLOWJOB BASTARD WIGGER SHITHEAD PIECE OF SHIT SHAKOPEE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHITSLIDE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS AUTOFELLATIO DONGSHOVER ASSCRACK HELL NIGGER BUGGER SUCK MY COCK FIRECROTCH PISSHOLE BUTTFUCKER DIPSHIT GOD DAMMIT FUCKFACE VAGINA FUCK BASTARD BIRD SHIT DICK CHICKEN PRICK GOD DAMMIT OH SHI– YID CUNTRAG MARGARET THATCHER FUCK EPIDIDYMIS SPANK THE MONKEY CUNT RUSKIE IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! DAMN ASSBANDIT BOB SAGET DOUCHE YOGHURT CANNON BIRD SHIT RAT'S ASS WALRUS SHIT SPUNK ASS RAGHEAD LAKE TITICACA NECROPHILIA BUTT-HEAD CLEMEN VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK OFF SHIT LIKE A HORSE FRIG HELL URINE-GARGLING MASTURBATION ASSHAT BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS QUEEF BUNG-HOLE CC PLZ FRIG CUNT THONG TASTER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BASTARD TACO SHIT GENITALIA ANAL DIABETES SPIC NIGGER PRICK BITCH CUNT CRAPPER ASSHOLE VENEREAL DISEASE CUNTRAG WANKSPLAT POMMIE HADJI DIPSHIT FUCKING PICKANINNY SCROTUM CLUSTER FUCK FUCKSTAIN FUCK YOU SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHIT CUNT PECKERHEAD BIRD SHIT PISS MOTHERFUCKER ASSRAMMER BITCH RAT'S ASS ASS FASCIST CRAPPY FUCKBAG HUMAN RIGHTS POMMIE FROG'S FAT ASS ASSCRACK FIRECROTCH SHITTY FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DICKWAD JIGGABOO DICKLICK FLYING RAT'S ASS RAT'S ASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PISSHOLE BLOWJOB TOSSER PIECE OF SHIT SHITSKIN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNT CRAPPER SHITTY TITWANK COON FUCK YOU FUCKSTAIN SOD SON OF A BITCH NIGNOG BALL SACK PISS ARTIST BEAVER SHITCOCK COCKGOBLIN FUCKFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS KAFFIR MILF HELL WINDOWS VISTA SEMEN YOU WANKER CUNTRAG RAPE KNOBJOCKEY RICK MORANIS COCKGOBLIN JIZZ BITCH CUNT BUTTFUCKER BITCH DICKLICK BOOBS SHITBALLS DICK CLUSTER FUCK BULLSHIT CUM COCK MONKEY BALLS FU SPANG DAMN JUNGLE BUNNY SCUMBAG ASS BASTARD FLYING FUCK BLUMPKIN SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SUCK MY DICK COON ARSEBADGERS FRITZ COCKSMOKER FUCK SON OF A BITCH JAP FUCKTARD BOOBS ASSWANKING FAILURE! ASSHAT FUCKTARD SHITCUNTING FUCKING DAMN MOLDY TITS DICKFACE FROG'S FAT ASS HOMO LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SOD OFF SHITSLINGING HELL ASSHAT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA HUMAN RIGHTS COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK SCROTUM VENEREAL DISEASE AUTOFELLATIO MOTHERFUCKER PRICK INBRED FUCKFACE POLESMOKER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES WIKIPEDIA GOBSHITE PISS UP MY ARSE FUCKSTAIN CUNT WANK WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! NAZI JACKASS CUNT THONG TASTER PENIS TITS & DICKS STEVE BALLMER SAND NIGGER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT ARSE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BONG TACO CUM DRAMA LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD D'OH GRINGO FLAMING ASS BADGER BALL SACK KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 STEVE BALLMER PENIS PENIS CUNTYMINTS GOD DAMN DAMN IT SHITCUNTING FUCKTARD PISS OFF WIKIPEDIA MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHE NI SHITFUCKER HORSE SHIT SHITE CAMEL FUCKER CLEMEN PORCH MONKEY ABO LICK PUSSY suck my mothers DAMN SIGMUND FREUD FAGGOT SHIT PISS OFF KIKE CLEMEN COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WIGGER DILDO DEVELOPERS! GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SHITSLINGING JACKASS EPIDIDYMIS WANKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI REBECCA BLACK HUMAN RIGHTS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BOOBIES INBRED HUMAN RIGHTS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BUTT PIRATE FUCK WANK ASS COON TRANNY DIPSHIT BALL SACK DUMBASS DAMN PISSHOLE MONKEY BALLS BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKER BIRD SHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON CRAPMUNCHER SHITCUNTING CUNT BUTT PIRATE SEX ASS PECKERHEAD KNOBJOCKEY PISSHOLE CUNT SHIT PISS OFF FUCK YOU ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! DICKHEAD PRICK BASTARD HADJI QUEEF COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DAMN ART METAL PRODUCTS BULLCRAP ASSWIPE DICK IN A BOX VENEREAL DISEASE BANGKOK SHITFUCKER PISS SUCK A BIG DICK SHITSLINGING PENIS CROTCH POTTYMOUTH NIGGER NEOPETS FUCKTARD BALL SACK FLAMEVIPER CUNT ORGASM PISS OFF MY ASS KAFFIR BIGNOSE FLYING RAT'S ASS ALF FLYING RAT'S ASS YID FUCK TITTYWANK Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CHICKEN SHIT and with the COCK and his SHITBALLS of girraffes in which TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! while reading about FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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