Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASS neurochemical FUCK disorder RAT'S COCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SUCK MY COCK, sudden ABO m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BALLS or JACKASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CRAPPY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASS FASCIST include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DICKHEAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat WANKSPLAT INBRED words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKING JUMP! utterFUCKance of socially BUTT-HEAD objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASSBANDIT television programs to address PUSSY Tourette's syndrome.

DEMOCRACY Tourette's is FEMADOM not to be BASTARD confused with ARSE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SUCK A BIG DICK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHIT random DAMN disorientation, culturally-SHITE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKSTAIN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BRUSH MA TEETH language, WALRUS SHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BITCH JUMPING JESUS!!! of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PIG souvenir shoppes and massive LET'S SHIT quantities SHITFUCKER of ANAL DIABETES DAMN IT garbage.

Darnit.

A ROSIE O'DONNELL Polite Note to the COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK Author:

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The RAT'S COCK Tourette's BELLEND Research Institute was HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS founded to SIGMUND FREUD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CHING CHONG CHINK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CLIT article BENCH PRESS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DICKFACE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DAMN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PEEPEE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCK Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of FELCHING Tourrette's sufferers PROLES swear. You can FUCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame INBRED TV, for always focusing on the BLUE PENIS! bad side of a terrible TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE thing.
  • The main ASSWANKING FAILURE! symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BATHING SUIT AREA involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CUNT knee BATHING SUIT AREA NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is BITCH no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DUNE COON cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITFUCKER school for DOUCHEBAG something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SUCK A BIG DICK sufferers to become JACKASS SHIT manically depressed and JAP commit FUDGEPACKER suicide.
  • There is no WETBACK cure, and the ASSBANDIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITHEAD tics often have adverse ARSE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BLUMPKIN perodol" which caused my entire SNUFF PORN body to go BUKKAKE numb and NIPPLES basically made it NIGGA! worse than EXTRA LONG PENIS it is without the WANKSPLAT drug.

I am an active member of a JAP tourette syndrome SUCK A BIG DICK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DAMN the DEMOCRACY public view of Tourettes as a "DOUCHE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GIVING HEAD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKING sorry for SON OF A BITCH "hi-jacking" your DOUCHE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like NIGGER this that really CUNT annoys me. I am working towards a LAKE TITICACA better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PIG article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BELLEND, and making fun of a RAT'S COCK horrible disorder is (not) MALL SANTA funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GIVING HEAD time.

Best BEAVER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BIRD IN THE HOUSE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIVER CRABS SUCK reply

As HUMAN RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FALUN GONG not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA IS CAPITALIST Westerners show is not an CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIVER CRABS SUCK degenerate capitalist culture in those HUMAN RIGHTS countries. When showing TANK MAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHTS in countries PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not CHRISTIANITY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DEMOCRACY byproduct of your MINORITIES capitalist society UIGURS.

Li Chiang “BELGIUM” Wen

P.S. SHITHEAD Regards to Andrew PISSHOLE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

Mr. janitor

The DICKFACE bastard who wrote this article. You can YOU WANKER punch him if you AMERICA ONLINE want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough LGBT RIGHTS problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock MUGABE HAS AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CLEAN DRINKING WATER put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “HIV NEGATIVE” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my BELGIUM intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How FROG'S FAT ASS to POTTYMOUTH cure SHIT the FUCKTARD Tourette's WIGGER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKING for MONKEY BALLS Tourette's YOU WANKER Syndrome CUNT is LOLCAT following ASSCRACK these FELLATIO rules YOGHURT CANNON in CUNNILINGUS order:

  • 1: Avoid COCKSMOKER immature CUNT CRAPPER little LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT kids,
  • 2: Count to FLYING FUCK within SUCK COCKS IN HELL! 10 COMMUNIST DILDOseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your GOD DAMN DEMOCRACY FUCK OFF nor WANK talk,
  • 4: Tell I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL yourself you DAMNATION don't PISS OFF have ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT this ASSRAPING disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCK NUGGET WITH NASTY BRITNEY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S GIVING HEAD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

DOT HEAD GOAT DICK FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT KNOBJOCKEY WIENER suck my mothers DOG SHIT FUCK OFF CUNNILINGUS

DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DYKE CUNTSWILLING 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SNUFF PORN BUTTFUCKER FLYING FUCK KNOBJOCKEY NEGRO PICKANINNY FUCK FUCK YOU DUNE COON ASSFACE PORCH MONKEY CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SUGARTITS MILF SHITFACE WANK FROG'S FAT ASS CHIGGER FUCK AUTOFELLATIO BUTT-HOLE FUCKING JUMP! ASSCRACK ASSHOLE DOUCHE NAZI SAGGY TITS FUCKING PEDOPHILIA I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT FUCKSTAIN BELLEND JACKASS BOOBS FUCKFACE DAMN IT DOG SHIT BUNG-HOLE FUCKSTAIN NECROPHILIA PEDOPHILIA CHICKEN FRIES BITCH DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MONKEY BALLS CLUSTER FUCK WANK DICKLICK DAMN TITS & DICKS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SHITE PIGFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU DICKFACE ASSFACE MILF FALSE BENSON SEX DYKE ARSE DIPSHIT FUCK GYPSY DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! GOATSE BIRD SHIT CUNT MASTURBATION SHITHEAD CLIT JIZZ AMERICA ONLINE HADJI KIKE FRIG TITS MONKEY BALLS FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHIT DAMN IT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DOUCHE DAMN NI PISS ARTIST PISS SHITBALLS FUCKWIT FUCK YOU CUNTYMINTS THONG TASTER ANAL DUMBASS MONKEY SHIT BUGFUCK COON WIKIPEDIA BOOBS BORDER HOPPER JACKASS SHIT POWERSHIT DOUCHE DICKHEAD CUNTSWILLING PISSHOLE HO CUNT ASSHAT TITTYWANK SPIC FROG BELLEND BOB SAGET HADJI INBRED CUNT CUNTBUCKET CONDOMS SOD GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS NIPPLES PUSSYLICKER SECOND BALLS DOUCHING MICK ASS LICKER BITCH CLEVELAND STEAMER FENCE JUMPER ANAL DIABETES FUCK TACO BULLSHIT ASSHAT CUNT BITCH HENTAI HITLER CHOAD FUCKHEAD CUNTYMINTS BALL SACK ASSHAT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WOP CHIGGER OSTRICH MY ASS BUTTFUCKER FUCKER TIMBER NIGGER WIENER RAT'S COCK INJUN ASSCRACK ASSHAT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS COCK BUTTFUCKER ORGASM RAT'S COCK FELCHMONKEY PUSSYLICKER FUCKSTAIN DEMOCRACY COMMUNIST DILDO SEX DARTH VADER MOTHERFUCKER PENIS ROSIE O'DONNELL CHIGGER ASSFACE DIPSHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK HO BOB SAGET suck my mothers MAMA MIA BATHING SUIT AREA BENCH PRESS JAP SHIT SPUNK PUNANI GRINGO BUTTFUCKER ASSCRACK CROTCH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PEDOPHILIA MARGARET THATCHER LIMEY ANAL DIABETES WETBACK SEMEN ANAL DIABETES FRIG MALARKY TITMOUSE FUCKHEAD VAGINA MICK DICK IN A BOX ASS WETBACK MONKEY SHIT FUCKSTAIN RAT'S ASS FRIG MOZILLA FIREFOX BELLEND GARBAGE DAY! GREASER PORCH MONKEY DOUCHING DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! HELL BUTT PIRATE TAFFY BOON REBECCA BLACK BIG FOOT I'LL RAPE YOU JERRY SHAKOPEE DEMOCRACY CONDOMS DONKEY DICK MOCKIE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FLYING FUCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS DILDO CUNT DAMN DICK PORCUPINE'S BALLS RUSKIE DOUCHETITS ASS BITCH SEX ASS BUTT PIRATE SHITE FUCKFACE DOODIE HEAD JACKASS I AM CORNHOLIO! KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 NEGRO SUCK MY COCK FROG JOHNNY FRIG IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD INCEST TAFFY FROG DICKFACE BENCH PRESS HEIL HITLER! NECROPHILIA CONDOMS DONKEY DICK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHIT PUSSY BULLSHIT TWAT ASSCRACK DICK BANGKOK SHIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKFACE DAMN MOZILLA FIREFOX KIKE SHITHEAD BITCH BUTT PIRATE I'LL RAPE YOU DOT HEAD SPUNK MOZILLA FIREFOX CHOAD DOUCHE NAZI MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS YOU WANKER DYKE BALL SACK BOON BASTARD JACK OFF BITCH GOD DAMN TOSSER CUNT MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSCRACK COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BUTTFUCKER WANK HELL TAMPON IN MY ASS BOOBS FRAK GOBSHITE PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! PENIS SOD OFF GOATSE SHITFACE ALF DAMN CRAPFUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX BULLSHIT WANK WIGGER MR WINKLER IS GAY ASS DONKEY DICK WANK DIRTY SANCHEZ CONAN O'BRIAN DAMN ABO BLUE PENIS! FUCKSTAIN GRIS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FU SPANG WARNER MUSIC GROUP FLYING FUCK SMEG FUCKWIT ASSHOLE SHITHEAD JACKASS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CUNT ARSEBADGERS ASSWIPE NEGRO ASSHAT FELLATIO FUCKTARD DAMMIT TWAT WHORE BORDER HOPPER STUDENT RIOTS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TITS & DICKS BATHING SUIT AREA MALL SANTA POTTYMOUTH INBRED WHORE BLUMPKIN COON FIST FUCK PUNANI JUNGLE BUNNY HOLY DUMB FUCK GREASER DIPSHIT SIGMUND FREUD FELCHING BALLS TIMBER NIGGER JUMPING JESUS!!! ORGASM CAMEL FUCKER SHITSLINGING FUCK YOU DUNE COON NAZI NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCK PASTURE AUTOFELLATIO MOTHERFUCKER PORCH MONKEY BOB SAGET FUCKFACE SHITBALLS COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK DAMN DICKHEAD WOP CAPTAIN CRUNCH CUNNILINGUS WIKIPEDIA ASSHAT SHITHEAD BASTARD FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS JIZZ TWAT DOUCHING TAMPONS ARSE ORGASM PUSSY POMMIE CONDOMS BOOBS ASSHAT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PISS ARTIST ASS PEARL NECKLACE CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK OFF CLEMEN MOZILLA FIREFOX NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! REDSKIN JUSTIN BIEBER CHING CHONG CHINK CLEMEN ARSE MAMA MIA BITCH SHITCOCK YOU WANKER PEEPEE POMMIE TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS BITCH SCUMBAG SHOOP DA WHOOP WINDOWS VISTA WANK PISS OFF WANK ARSE GYPSY BALLS LOGJAMMER DAMMIT HELL BEAVER QUEEF BRUSH MA TEETH CUNNILINGUS SHITCUNTING BOLLOCKS WIGGER FUCKING DIPSHIT PUNANI SHIT OUT OF MY DICK SON OF A BITCH DAMN IT O CANADA INBRED FUCK YOU WOP TIMBER NIGGER RAT'S COCK EXTRA LONG PENIS CUNT GOOK SUCK MY COCK SHIT SON OF A BITCH REDNECK SCUMBUCKET ASSHOLE BITCH ASSWIPE CHOAD FUCKSTAIN SEX SHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BOLLOCKS DICKLICK CAMEL JOCKEY FELCHMONKEY TWAT ANUSCAKE BITCH BRITNEY IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BUTTFUCKER YUKKY DOODY WIKIPEDIA TWAT DOODIE HEAD DICK CUM HELL BANGKOK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! GOD DAMN DOUCHE CAMEL JOCKEY BALLS JACKASS SHITE FUCK CRACKER PRICK FUCK CUNT FUCKSTAIN CRAP DAMMIT SHITBALLS GREASER WANK DOUCHING SPUNK NICARAGUA SEX RECTUM RAIDER SMEG CLEMEN ASS FLYING FUCK MALARKY TWAT COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink RECTUM RAIDER FUCKING INBRED FELCHING YID OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! CONDOMS SPUNK FUCKSTAIN TWO-INCH PENIS PISS OFF FELCHING FUCK YOU KRAUT DOT HEAD FLYING FUCK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT ASSWIPE SEX FUCKWIT TITS & DICKS CLIT BALL SACK FELCHING FUCKHEAD BONER SCUMBAG DUMBASS FELLATIO DIRTY SANCHEZ PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ORGASM WIKIPEDIA VENEREAL DISEASE ASS LET'S SHIT TITS DAMN ABO FROG'S FAT ASS NIGGER DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU SEX VAGINA PRICK YUKKY DOODY TITS DAMN WANK CHRISTHUMPER CUNT CLEVELAND STEAMER JACKASS NIGGER TITS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SAGGY TITS SAGGY TITS BUGGER OFF BULLSHIT HEIL HITLER! SHITFACE PRICK SHITBALLS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WANK O CANADA QUEEF WANK REDSKIN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BUKKAKE ARSE KRAUT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DIRTY SANCHEZ CHAV SHITTY DAMN SHITSLINGING JACKASS SHIT SHITCOCK CUM STUDENT RIOTS Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CONDOMS and with the JACKASS SHIT and his BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! of girraffes in which CANNED QUOTE while reading about WETBACK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See CHICKEN SHIT also

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