Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SEX neurochemical FUCK disorder VENEREAL DISEASE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid JACKASS, sudden HELL m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS or PENISFUCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PENIS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TWISTY VAGINA way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may KIKE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CUNTING ASSCRACK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FEWMETS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ORGASM CHINK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BASTARD utterFUCKance of socially SOD objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first RUSKIE television programs to address SOD Tourette's syndrome.

SHITE Tourette's is BEANER not to be FUCKBAG confused with BALLS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BUTTFUCKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BUGFUCK random JERK OFF disorientation, culturally-GOBSHITE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BOYCOTT VIACOM! outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local RAT'S ASS language, NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PUSSYLICKER FLYING FUCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DOUCHETITS souvenir shoppes and massive DICK TITS quantities DIPSHIT of ANAL DIABETES DIPSHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A JUSTIN BIEBER Polite Note to the FASHION BUG Author:

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The COCKSUCKER Tourette's SHIT Research Institute was BITCH founded to DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CUNT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCK article SHITBALLS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and RUSTY TROMBONE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKFACE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance INBRED.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS Tourrette's sufferers PISS swear. You can PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY TV, for always focusing on the TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! bad side of a terrible [EXPLETIVE] thing.
  • The main DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PICKANINNY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'QUEEF' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small MONKEY'S UNCLE knee FUCKING NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FUCKSTAIN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HADJI cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CUNT school for WARNER MUSIC GROUP something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! sufferers to become MOTHERFUCKER manically depressed and WALRUS SHIT commit PENIS ON A BUN suicide.
  • There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the DICK tics often have adverse RAT'S ASS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna MAMA MIA perodol" which caused my entire GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS body to go CLEVELAND STEAMER numb and GOD BLESS AMERICA basically made it NIGGA! worse than LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD it is without the SHIT drug.

I am an active member of a HELL tourette syndrome YOU WANKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BANGKOK the DICK public view of Tourettes as a "SHITSLINGING swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DOUCHING much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DOT HEAD sorry for DOUCHING "hi-jacking" your FUCKWIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like RUSTY TROMBONE this that really ASS annoys me. I am working towards a SCUMBAG better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MOTHERFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKSTAIN, and making fun of a SHITFACE horrible disorder is (not) BUTTFUCKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PEARL NECKLACE time.

Best JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FROG” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CENSORSHIP reply

As FREEDOM OF SPEECH Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are LHASA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill 1984 Westerners show is not an PROXY SITES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those DEMOCRACY countries. When showing CHINA IS CAPITALIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust LHASA in countries COMMUNISM IS STUPID leadership, those problems does not UIGURS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a OPINION byproduct of your MINORITIES capitalist society MONASTERIES.

Li Chiang “TIANENMEN SQUARE” Wen

P.S. EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG Regards to Andrew BLESSED DAMN SAINT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

Mr. janitor

The MOZILLA FIREFOX bastard who wrote this article. You can NAZI punch him if you CUNT want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter SALISBURY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough SALISBURY problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock RHODESIA offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this LGBT RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with MUGABE HAS AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “CLEAN DRINKING WATER” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PECKERHEAD saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my HO intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How CUNT to INBRED cure ASSWIPE the FELLATIO Tourette's LET'S SHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment TITWANK for PIG Tourette's SHITFACE Syndrome POOPOO is RAT'S COCK following TWAT these I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL rules SON OF A BITCH in BOB SAGET order:

  • 1: Avoid FUCKING immature SHITTY little GO HOME AND DIE kids,
  • 2: Count to MICK within PRICK 10 MACACAseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your WANK FUCKING KIKE nor BALLS talk,
  • 4: Tell PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS yourself you BOLLOCKS don't WANK have BUTTFUCKER this CHING CHONG CHINK disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SEMPRINI WITH NASTY NICARAGUA DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BULLSHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

GOD DAMMIT CHOAD WIENER PORCUPINE'S BALLS RUSKIE ASS PISS OFF PISS OFF NIGGER TITS

ASSCRACK WANKSPLAT SCROTUM DAMN IT FIRECROTCH CAUCASIANS DAMN IT DAMN SMEG FUCK JOHN ELWAY GENITALIA CUNNILINGUS FUCKING SHIT SCUMBAG FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BEANER RUSKIE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! GRINGO DICKFACE BENSON SUCKS LIMEY PISS OFF HO MARY WHITEHOUSE CUM PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING CUNNILINGUS [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] PRICK CAMEL FUCKER O CANADA FUCKTARD CAUCASIANS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCK ASS BASTARD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNTRAG GOD DAMN SHAKOPEE RAT'S ASS FUCKER SUCK MY COCK RAT'S ASS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PISS GANGBANG HELL RAPE POWERSHIT MONKEY SHIT BEANER DEVELOPERS! CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON TENTACLE RAPE CHOAD KISSER LIMEY BULLSHIT BALLS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD LET'S SHIT SHIT THONG TASTER CUM FUCK OFF BASTARD CLEMEN COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TWAT SEX DOUCHE POOPY OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH SHITFUCKER RAT'S COCK SHITE GOD DAMMIT SHIT ASSCRACK JIGGABOO ASSWIPE FUCKTARD WIKIPEDIA NICARAGUA ASSWIPE TITS KAFFIR TITWANK SHITHEAD JACKASS GOATSE SHITE RAT'S ASS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITE FENCE JUMPER BUTT PIRATE DOUCHE SHITE 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 ASS SHIT ROSIE O'DONNELL SHIT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM TWAT JERK OFF SEMEN CRAPMUNCHER BUKKAKE ARSE WHORE DOG SHIT YOU WANKER FUCK SEMEN SHIT POO POO BLOWJOB FUCKSTAIN DAMN GYPSY BULLCRAP BONER ASS LICKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ORGASM FUCK A DUCK TURD DIPSHIT CUNTBUCKET FUCKFACE CUM FUCKTARD PIECE OF SHIT FRIG MARGARET THATCHER HOLY DUMB FUCK TAMPONS TITTYWANK CUNT SHITE JAP SOD OFF CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON YOU WANKER FUCK PEDOPHILIA FAGGOT ASSRAPING AMERICA ONLINE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS STRAWBERRY ASS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! BUTT-HEAD BUKKAKE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKSTAIN JOHN SMILEY FACE BITCH ASS BALL SACK DICK CHICKEN NEGRO ASSHAT INCEST COCKSMOKER TWAT RANDY TRAVIS ASSRAPING BULLSHIT TOWELHEAD CONDOMS CROTCH BOOBIES FUCKING A DAMN JACKASS DAMN ASSFACE RAT'S COCK GANGBANG GOD BLESS AMERICA BUGGER OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA PRICK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT HELL BORDER HOPPER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CUNT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON RUSTY TROMBONE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? PORCH MONKEY SUCK MY COCK ASSHAT YOU WANKER HORSE PENIS CLIT TITS & DICKS DAMN FLYING FUCK ASS LICKER DOUCHE NAZI WEHATEMARIO ASSHAT PEEPEE EXTRA LONG PENIS FENCE JUMPER MOTHERFUCKER DAMN IT FAGGOT FUCKING A FUCK YOU HORSE PENIS PENIS BUKKAKE CUNTRAG CUNT AY-AY-AY I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! PUSSY PISS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SCUMBAG DOUCHING DICKLICK CUNTRAG BITCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS YOU WANKER THIS IS SPARTA! DAMMIT DAMMIT TITTIES RAGHEAD CHICKEN SHIT MOTHERFUCKER TOWELHEAD CHIGGER FIST FUCK ASS SUGARTITS MILF BOOBIES RAT'S COCK SIGMUND FREUD SEMPRINI JACKASS ASSRAMMER BLUMPKIN PISS TWAT ASS 30 CASES OF PICKLES DAMN BOOBS HOT GRITS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS I'LL RAPE YOU BALLS POOPY HO ASSBANDIT JIGGABOO TOSSER D'OH DIPSHIT BUTT-HEAD NAZI BOOBS EPIDIDYMIS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKWIT GENITALIA SAGGY TITS QUEEF DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DILDO TWO-INCH PENIS JENKEM TWAT YOU WANKER HADJI DONKEY DICK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! COLGATE FUCK YOU PISS ARTIST DAMN TAMPON IN MY ASS BLESSED DAMN SAINT JOHN SMILEY FACE SUCK A BIG DICK PEARL NECKLACE CONDOMS YID CHIGGER JACKASS COCK BUTT PIRATE MOTHERFUCKER FELLATIO DIPSHIT TAFFY HELL SHITCOCK SHITFACE SHITE FELLATIO FUCK YOU BITCH BUGGER TITS LIMEY SMEG SHITTY GOD DAMN POLESMOKER NAZI FUCKER BLOWJOB MARGARET THATCHER I'LL RAPE YOU TWAT NIGNOG ASS SHITHEAD FUCK PRICK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TITS [Insert swear here] ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CLIT CHOAD DUMBASS BIG FOOT FUCK NUGGET PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BITCH WANK INCEST WILLY WONKA GARBAGE DAY! HELLFIRE SON OF A BITCH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHIT ABO DOG SHIT SHITFUCKER TOURETTE'S SYNDROME YOU WANKER DOG SHIT PUSSYLICKER DICKHEAD DOUCHE SPIC FALSE BENSON ASS FASHION BUG SHITFACE JACK OFF DUMBASS INBRED STEVE BALLMER RUSKIE FUCKTARD FUCK ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS MILF TITS DAMN NIGGER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! RONNIE CORBETT TWISTY VAGINA FUCK YOU BUGFUCK DICKFACE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT JACKASS BONER NIPPLES COCKSHITTER FUCK RAT'S ASS SHITPISSER HOMO DICKFACE GOBSHITE BITCH AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HO CLUSTER FUCK FUCKBAG ASS DAMN IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! BUTTFUCKER ASSCRACK HORSE SHIT PISS ARTIST HORSE SHIT JACKASS SHIT PIGFUCKER ASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ASS CUM HELL AMERICA ONLINE RANDY TRAVIS DAMN PUNANI FUCK A DUCK WIKIPEDIA KIKE DAMN IT TWAT REBECCA BLACK DAMN PIG FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITFUCKER HORSE PENIS SUITCASE PENIS BASTARD BUTTFUCKER YOU WANKER CAMEL JOCKEY BUTTFUCKER PUNANI BULLSHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BUGFUCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP FAG RAT'S ASS NIGGER CLEMEN VAGINA YID BALLS PIECE OF SHIT CLUSTER FUCK SHIT TWISTY VAGINA DAGO ASS BULLSHIT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FAG [expletive deleted] CHENEY GOBSHITE ROSIE O'DONNELL PENIS BEAVER SAGGY TITS BUGGER OFF BUGGER FOUR-EYES NIGGER PRICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! POLAK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISS ARTIST ASS PISS CUNTING ASSCRACK ASSRAPING CUM DAMN ASSFACE WANK FUCKHEAD CUNTSWILLING PAKI FUCK JACKASS JERK OFF TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! ASS FUCKSTAIN SON OF A BITCH CC PLZ BUGGER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA JACKASS BALL SACK TWO-INCH PENIS RAT'S ASS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP RAT'S COCK DOUCHE NAZI CUNT BITCH COCK GOD DAMMIT BOLLOCKS JACKASS TWAT FAG TITS & DICKS FUCKING A CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHITE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS MOTHERFUCKER DOM DeLUISE SUITCASE PENIS ASSWIPE NI FUCKTARD CHIGGER DAMN IT DUNE COON DICK TITS SHITCOCK SHIT HELL JACKASS PEDOPHILIA JAP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WALRUS SHIT SHIT FUCKING A ASSFACE SUCK MY DICK FIRECROTCH ABO SHITSLINGING NIGGER COCK SIGMUND FREUD LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CAPITALISM FELCHING YID BOOBS CONDOMS YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS DIPSHIT COON VENEREAL DISEASE DOUCHETITS PUSSY DAMNATION BASTARD PECKERHEAD SUNSHINE BONER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BITCH PISS ARTIST SUCK A BIG DICK BUGFUCK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BOOBS TWAT CUM FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKHEAD FUCKSTAIN CUNNILINGUS DICKFACE ASS FELCHMONKEY DOUCHETITS CLEMEN CLIT YID COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FASHION BUG SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ALEX TREBEK ABO PISS OFF POLESMOKER RAPE SHIT BONG FUCKBAG FELCHING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JAP SHITBALLS BEAVER FUCKING A HORSE SHIT DOUCHETITS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS TITS & DICKS ASS FUCK TIT SPRINKLES CUM ASS PISSHOLE HOMO LAKE TITICACA RAGHEAD WANK SHITE DAMN HOLY DUMB FUCK PISS OFF SHITBALLS Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ORGASM and with the MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE and his TITWANK of girraffes in which SUCK A BIG DICK while reading about FUCKING!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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