Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without TAMPON IN MY ASS comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a DAMMIT article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CHRISTHUMPER neurochemical FUCK disorder TITS & DICKS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid REDSKIN, sudden YOUR MOM m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BASTARD or PISS ARTIST vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BIBLE BASHER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASSWIPE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SCROTUM by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA NINTENDOGS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat HEIL HITLER! FIST FUCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BUTT PIRATE utterFUCKance of socially PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITCOCK television programs to address WALRUS SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING Tourette's is BELLEND not to be FELLATIO confused with PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKTARD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT random BUTTFUCKER disorientation, culturally-LET'S SHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITFUCKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FLYING FUCK language, SCROTUM and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places GOATSE KIKE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky MONKEY SHIT souvenir shoppes and massive BUGGER quantities HORSE SHIT of ANAL DIABETES NEGRO garbage.

Darnit.

A QUEEF Polite Note to the POLESMOKER Author:

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The SHITFACE Tourette's PIECE OF SHIT Research Institute was TWAT founded to ASS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PENIS ON A BUN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GRINGO article HADJI funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JOHNNY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PIG changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance GRAPE PENIS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITE Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SHIT Tourrette's sufferers POOPOO swear. You can SEMPRINI blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ARSEBADGERS TV, for always focusing on the POWERSHIT bad side of a terrible FRITZ thing.
  • The main DUMBASS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DOUCHE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE?' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HELL knee CUNT NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is GOD DAMN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes JACKASS SHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHIT school for GOD DAMN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GO COUNT YOUR DICK sufferers to become JAP manically depressed and BITCH commit FUCKSTAIN suicide.
  • There is no DOUCHEBAG cure, and the HELL drugs that are available to, "calm" the JOHNNY tics often have adverse CRAPFUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHITHEAD perodol" which caused my entire SOD body to go FUCKING numb and SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH basically made it NIGGA! worse than CLUSTER FUCK it is without the LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT drug.

I am an active member of a CLEVELAND STEAMER tourette syndrome KU KLUX KLAN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHAKOPEE the SEX public view of Tourettes as a "TITS & DICKS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is WIENER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITE sorry for SMEG "hi-jacking" your SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BUTTFUCKER this that really REDSKIN annoys me. I am working towards a ASSHOLE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ANAL DIABETES article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKER, and making fun of a MOTHERFUCKER horrible disorder is (not) ASS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK time.

Best MALARKY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKWIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT PROTESTS reply

As CHINA SUCKS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GRASS MUD HORSE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PROTESTS Westerners show is not an TANK MAN effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHIST MONK degenerate capitalist culture in those COMMUNISM IS STUPID countries. When showing WIKIPEDIA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CAPITALISM in countries COMMUNISM IS STUPID leadership, those problems does not TIBET occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA IS CAPITALIST byproduct of your BUDDHISM capitalist society ELECTION.

Li Chiang “MELAMINE” Wen

P.S. THONG TASTER Regards to Andrew PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean KU KLUX KLAN reply

Mr. janitor

The CRAPPY bastard who wrote this article. You can DARTH VADER punch him if you FUCKHEAD want to.

As a MUGABE HAS AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIV NEGATIVE article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this HIV NEGATIVE country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with CLEAN DRINKING WATER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the HITLER saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my SHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How TITTIES to PUSSY cure suck my mothers the TURD Tourette's ASSHAT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCK OFF for MICK Tourette's WANK Syndrome GOATSE is CUNNILINGUS following GO COUNT YOUR DICK these DAMN rules POLACK in CUNT order:

  • 1: Avoid GO HOME AND DIE immature ASS little BUTTFUCKER kids,
  • 2: Count to FUCKING A within DONKEY DICK 10 ANUSCAKEseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FLYING RAT'S ASS SON OF A BITCH BALL SACK nor CARPET MUNCHER talk,
  • 4: Tell CLEVELAND STEAMER yourself you ORGASM don't POO POO BLOWJOB have PISS ARTIST this FUCKING JUMP! disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BITCH WITH NASTY SEMEN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PENIS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

DAMN PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE PUSSY DICK IN A BOX JAP FRENCH TICKLER SCUMBAG INVISIBLE! PISS ARTIST WIGGER

CRAPPY BULLSHIT FUCKFACE WANK ASSHOLE TAMPONS PUSSYLICKER SHIT RAGHEAD CHAV CHING CHONG CHINK GANGBANG DUMBASS WANK MOTHERFUCKER PEDOPHILIA FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK NIGGER FUCKFACE JOHN SMILEY FACE CLEMEN HELL SHITE DIPSHIT ASSHOLE CHRISTHUMPER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? COCKSMOKER AY-AY-AY JACKASS SHIT QUEEF BIG FOOT ORGASM ASS PIG DICKLICK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCKING FUCKFUCKER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS WANKER DICK CC PLZ PISS OFF BLOWJOB GARBAGE DAY! DIPSHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BULLSHIT HENTAI FUCKING SHIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON JESSE McCARTNEY BUTTFUCKER TWAT BLUMPKIN HOT GRITS COCK FUCKER PISS ARTIST PISS OFF FROG'S FAT ASS HADJI PISS OFF MOZILLA FIREFOX QUEEF PENIS CLEMEN ASS BRITNEY NIPPLES SHITE CC PLZ ABO JACKASS SHIT TENTACLE RAPE FUCKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON GYPSY DOUCHE WIGGER POO POO BLOWJOB SHITSLINGING BEAVER MONKEY SHIT DAMMIT LIMEY CAMEL JOCKEY ASSWIPE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DAMNATION CHOAD TAMPONS HENTAI FEMADOM SHIT HONKY BUTT-HEAD JACK OFF JOHNNY JACKASS SAND NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD CHIGGER MOTHERFUCKER CHOAD VAGINA GANGBANG PIG TITS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DOUCHE SHIT YOGHURT CANNON CHOAD HADJI SHITE SMEG CARPET MUNCHER BUTTFUCKER JERK OFF ANAL DIABETES HAIL SATAN! CUNT CRAPPER COCK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SUITCASE PENIS PECKERHEAD TURD DICK JENKEM FUCK PIGFUCKER PEARL NECKLACE FUDGEPACKER INJUN FUCKSTAIN DUMBASS WANK FUCKING A ARSE GO HOME AND DIE FELCHMONKEY DAMN IT BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCKER BIGNOSE WOODPECKERSHIT PIG BOYCOTT VIACOM! DUMBASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CC PLZ OH SHI– FUCKTARD OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! BASTARD TOTAL ASSHOLE ORGASM FUCKHEAD ASSRAPING SHITFUCKER NORTH KOREA COON BITCH AUTOFELLATIO ASSWIPE FEMADOM JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BULLCRAP YOU WANKER FLAMEVIPER BUKKAKE CRACKER POOPOO FUCKING JUMP! ART METAL PRODUCTS DAMN GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS GOD DAMN TWAT SHITFACE ASSCRACK WILLY WONKA BUTTFUCKER CHOAD KISSER GOD DAMN SCRATCH! GROUNDER! MALARKY COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DOUCHING REDNECK BASTARD PENIS COMMUNIST DILDO BASTARD FUCKHEAD GANGBANG FUCK OFF DICKHEAD POLACK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DONKEY DICK SHIT FUCK SHITSLINGING I RAPE WALRUSES! DICKWAD FUCK FUCKER O CANADA MOTHERFUCKER JOHNNY SCUMBAG FUCKHEAD FUCK OFF WANKSPLAT BOOBS FUCK OFF FEMADOM POLACK FUCKING JUMP! SHIT CUNNILINGUS MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITSKIN SHITFUCKER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST COCKSUCKER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SHITBALLS MOTHERFUCKER PISS OFF MY ASS WANKER SHITFACE DUMBASS EPIDIDYMIS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE REBECCA BLACK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISS GREASER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FUCKING WIGGER FUCKSTAIN MARGARET THATCHER FLYING FUCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITFUCKER ANAL DIABETES NIPPLES ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA KRAUT CLIT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? STEVE BALLMER DAMN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ANAL DIABETES TWAT CHING CHONG CHINK FUCK OFF GOD DAMMIT CHING CHONG CHINK ASSHAT JACKASS NECROPHILIA SEX DAMN IT DUMBASS FUCK BUTT-HEAD HOLY DUMB FUCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP PISS OFF YOU WANKER SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE KIKE DAMN ASSHOLE MONKEY SHIT HELLFIRE DONKEY DICK JIGGABOO BUGFUCK FRITZ TAMPON IN MY ASS GOD DAMN FOUR-EYES BUGGER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PEARL NECKLACE FUCK YOU DICKHEAD FUCKING FUCK A DUCK DAMNATION DICKLICK NAZI LET'S SHIT FUCKING A CUNT LAPPER NIGGER CONDOMS POOPY MARGARET THATCHER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TWAT DICKHEAD CUNTSWILLING DOM DeLUISE WANK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BUKKAKE FUCKBAG HORSE PENIS FUCK OFF BIRD SHIT BALLS SHITFACE SHITE DOUCHEBAG YOUR MOM SHITE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! TWO-INCH PENIS GIVING HEAD CUM AUTOFELLATIO GOD DAMN FEMADOM PIECE OF SHIT DOUCHE SCROTUM VAGINA PISS NEGRO RUSTY TROMBONE OH SHI– FUCK A DUCK CAMEL JOCKEY MONKEY SHIT BELLEND FUCKING DICKHEAD AAAAAAAAA! PUSSYLICKER I AM CORNHOLIO! RAT'S ASS JERRY BLOWJOB GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS TWAT DOG SHIT ASS RAT'S ASS FUCK YOU SEMEN BUTTFUCKER BELLEND FIST FUCK FUCK FUCKHEAD MARGARET THATCHER SHIT PUSSYLICKER PRICK SPANK THE MONKEY CUNT SHITFACE RAT'S ASS GRINGO FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHITFUCKER VANDALISM IS COOL LOLCAT EAT MY SHIT! HELL ASS SHITTY CHICKEN FRIES JIZZ WETBACK FUCK A DUCK TWAT JAP TITWANK FRED PHELPS CRACKER BOOBIES CUNTRAG CAMEL JOCKEY ARSE DELICIOUS CAKE MARGARET THATCHER THONG TASTER PISS OFF TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BULLSHIT COCKGOBLIN WANKER TITS CUM DAMN IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD HAIL SATAN! DAMN IT SHITFUCKER POTTYMOUTH BASTARD CONDOMS FUCKER FUCKING A ASSCRACK DICKWAD CAMEL JOCKEY SHITBALLS NIGGER SHIT MALARKY WIENER MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER CUNTBUCKET JESSE McCARTNEY DIPSHIT BASTARD YOUR MOM TIMBER NIGGER HELL GIVING HEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST COCK BITCH SHITE FUCK WHORE SHIT BANGKOK BUTTFUCKER CANNED QUOTE ASSCRACK SHITHEAD MARGARET THATCHER EXTRA LONG PENIS PEARL NECKLACE CROTCH AUTOFELLATIO SHITE MALARKY LET'S SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUM PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSHOLE CAMEL JOCKEY CRAPMUNCHER SHITE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CAMEL JOCKEY TUBA TITTIES I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKSTAIN NECROPHILIA CUM DIRTY SANCHEZ TWAT SON OF A BITCH DILDO SHITFACE FAGGOT CUNT WANK SEX I RAPE WALRUSES! HORSE SHIT MALARKY FUCKHEAD FUCK NUGGET ASSHOLE TWAT DAMN GOD DAMN JERK OFF POWERSHIT DAMN IT FELLATIO JERK OFF SUGARTITS DAMN COCKGOBLIN BULLSHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FAGGOT PUNANI DAMN JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CROTCH FUCKING TURD DICKHEAD FUCK A DUCK FUCKER SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS [EXPLETIVE] SHIT ASSHAT SHITBALLS WIKIPEDIA COCKING FUCKBOROUGH 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DOG SHIT ASSFACE NIPPLES FRIG CHICKEN SHIT SOD YOU WANKER DICKWAD CUNT PRICK SHITSLINGING CHENEY YOU WANKER ASSHAT COON SHIT PUSSY RAT'S COCK COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink RAPE ASS FASCIST DONKEY PUNCHER CRAPPY DEVELOPERS! BALLS FUCK INBRED JUNGLE BUNNY BATMAN & ROBIN DOUCHETITS CHICKEN FRIES DAGO ASS CAMEL FUCKER FUCKING FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD JOHN ELWAY TENTACLE RAPE MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSHAT RAT'S ASS CHOAD KISSER HELL BOOBIES TOWELHEAD COCK SEMEN PIECE OF SHIT CHOAD ABO DAMMIT TAMPONS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ALF PISS OFF MY ASS CC PLZ JACK ABRAMOFF DAMN BIG FOOT TESTICLE CHOKE DILDO CUNT JACKASS SHITFACE SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY CHENEY PENIS GOBSHITE PEDOPHILIA SEX PIECE OF SHIT ARSEBADGERS COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK BITCH FUCKTARD HENTAI RAT'S COCK MARGARET THATCHER CUNT MICK CONAN O'BRIAN MICK DOUCHING FUCKWIT GRINGO TWISTY VAGINA JAP FOUR-EYES CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKSTAIN FIRECROTCH DOUCHING PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNNILINGUS ASSFACE DAMN DICKFACE DOUCHING HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FOUR-EYES WINDOWS VISTA BONER Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive KNOBJOCKEY and with the IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! and his DOUCHE of girraffes in which HEIL HITLER! while reading about GYPSY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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