Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid POTTYMOUTH, sudden KAFFIR m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CHICKEN SHIT or JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SUITCASE PENIS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCK YOU way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CLEAN DRINKING WATER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken AMERICA'S GREAT! by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA NAZI words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat QUEEF REDNECK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BELLEND utterFUCKance of socially ANUSCAKE objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASSWIPE television programs to address FUCKTARD Tourette's syndrome.

DICK Tourette's is DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT not to be CUNT confused with BUGGER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SPUNK random PORCUPINE'S BALLS disorientation, culturally-HELL-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JUNGLE BUNNY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PISS language, ARSE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DUNE COON DICK CHICKEN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JERRY souvenir shoppes and massive THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE quantities DICK IN A BOX of ANAL DIABETES ASSWIPE garbage.

Darnit.

A OH SHI– Polite Note to the PISSHOLE Author:

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The CHICKEN SHIT Tourette's SCUMBAG Research Institute was COCKSUCKER founded to CUNT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT article GO HOME AND DIE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CHUFF I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MILF.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DICK CHICKEN Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of RAT'S ASS Tourrette's sufferers BITCH swear. You can CLEMEN blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BUTTFUCKER TV, for always focusing on the MOTHERFUCKER bad side of a terrible BIGNOSE thing.
  • The main FELLATIO symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are TITTIES involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TAMPON IN MY ASS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKWIT knee FUCKTARD NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is YOU WANKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at INCEST school for FAGGOT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FRIG sufferers to become [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] manically depressed and DONKEY DICK commit BOOBIES suicide.
  • There is no WANK cure, and the BASTARD drugs that are available to, "calm" the DOUCHING tics often have adverse SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PAKI perodol" which caused my entire DICK body to go PISSHOLE numb and SON OF A BITCH basically made it NIGGA! worse than HELLFIRE it is without the SOD OFF drug.

I am an active member of a DICK CHICKEN tourette syndrome YID association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CHICKEN SHIT the I WILL KILL YOU! public view of Tourettes as a "MY ANUS IS BLEEDING swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am TITS sorry for PEDOPHILIA "hi-jacking" your JACK OFF entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like KRAUT this that really CROTCH annoys me. I am working towards a FUCKING JUMP! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MASTURBATION article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FELLATIO, and making fun of a RAT'S ASS horrible disorder is (not) ARSE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your I'LL RAPE YOU time.

Best FLYING RAT'S ASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “MOZILLA FIREFOX” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese HUMAN RIGHTS reply

As RIGHT WING Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are ELECTION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PANCHEN LAMA Westerners show is not an POISON IN TOOTHPASTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST degenerate capitalist culture in those DISSIDENTS countries. When showing AMERICA'S GREAT! right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CAPITALISM in countries CAPITALISM leadership, those problems does not CHRISTIANITY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PORTUGAL byproduct of your MINORITIES capitalist society RIGHT WING.

Li Chiang “MONASTERIES” Wen

P.S. DICKHEAD Regards to Andrew BOOBS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean LGBT RIGHTS reply

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The BUGGER OFF bastard who wrote this article. You can PAKI punch him if you LET'S SHIT want to.

As a CECIL JOHN RHODES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this RHODESIA country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MUGABE'S MOMMA put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CRAPMUNCHER saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my SHITE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How KIKE to CUNTBUCKET cure WANK the ORGASM Tourette's BULLSHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PUSSY for BUTTFUCKER Tourette's FUCKWIT Syndrome KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH is CONDOMS following FRITZ these FUCKSTAIN rules BASTARD in FLYING RAT'S ASS order:

  • 1: Avoid FUCKING A immature FUCK YOU little JENKEM kids,
  • 2: Count to FUCK within FUCKWIT 10 MOTHERFUCKERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD RAPE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT nor NI talk,
  • 4: Tell ASS yourself you BUGGER don't DAMNATION have O CANADA this FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SEMPRINI WITH NASTY NIGNOG DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BIRD SHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

FUCK PISS OFF GOD DAMN CLUSTER FUCK SHIT NIGGER TITS FUDGEPACKER SUGARTITS ASS SHITE

BOLLOCKS LET'S SHIT AY-AY-AY PUSSY COCKSUCKER TITS JOY TITTIES GARBAGE DAY! GOD DAMN DICK TITS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! COCKSMOKER NECROPHILIA DICKLICK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DICKHEAD VENEREAL DISEASE WANK MOTHERFUCKER TAMPON IN MY ASS BUGFUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS WIKIPEDIA CLIT JIGGABOO JOHN ELWAY BULLSHIT BUGGER BITCH MARY WHITEHOUSE BOB SAGET TITWANK CLUSTER FUCK ASS TWISTY VAGINA I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! PUSSY FUCKING A FUCKFACE GIVING HEAD SEX COCKING FUCKBOROUGH WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DICK JACK OFF PISS ARTIST FUCKING D'OH FUCKWIT JACKASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GRINGO EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK JACKASS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ABO LOLCAT [Insert silly non-swear here] SHIT SHIT FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN JOY JACK OFF MALL SANTA CUNT LAPPER ASS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! NEGRO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS RAPE FUCKING THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE RAPE BULLSHIT HAIL SATAN! REDNECK DILDO ORGASM FUCK SCROTUM DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! EMO BASTARD I AM CORNHOLIO! CUNTRAG RAT'S ASS REBECCA BLACK BIRD SHIT POTTYMOUTH FUCK YOU DOUCHE NAZI COON AMERICA'S GREAT! TURD NIPPLES ASS FASCIST ASSWIPE PUSSY SHIT SHITSLINGING COON POTTYMOUTH FUCKTARD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DONKEY PUNCHER YOU WANKER DOUCHETITS BUTT-HOLE BUTT-HEAD FOUR-EYES NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CHOAD KISSER SLOPE DAMMIT BUTTFUCKER SON OF A BITCH BUTT PIRATE CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCK YOU EMO CRACKER FUDGEPACKER WANK SACRAMENTO TRANNY VAGINA BOLLOCKS COCK PUSSY HITLER DAMMIT KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 GO HOME AND DIE DARTH VADER MARCH OF FLAMES DOUCHING SUGARTITS BUGFUCK FOUR-EYES WANK CRAPFUCKER CUNT BUTT PIRATE FASHION BUG BUGFUCK DAMN FUCKSTAIN PISS BITCH GOD DAMMIT CUNT FUCKER FUCK NUGGET INJUN TOWELHEAD ASSFACE ASS CHUFF BULLSHIT CHICKEN SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS SHITPISSER MONKEY SHIT AY-AY-AY FRITZ ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CHICKEN SHIT GANGBANG BLUMPKIN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MARGARET THATCHER ASS DAMN RAGHEAD CLUSTER FUCK SHITCUNTING MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK PISS ARTIST BLISTERING BARNACLES RECTUM RAIDER WANK GANGBANG BELLEND HELLFIRE PENIS ON A BUN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! JACKASS SHIT FUCKSTAIN HOSER NAZI KIKE WOP POOPY DICK NAZI FUCK OFF FUCKWIT ASSCRACK BIRD IN THE HOUSE CUNTYMINTS FUCK YOU CUNNILINGUS POTTYMOUTH TIMBER NIGGER TAMPONS NIGGER PICKANINNY POTTYMOUTH FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKING JUMP! NIGGER pen0r WINDOWS VISTA CUNT I WILL END YOU! FUCKHEAD PEDOPHILIA SHITE FUCKHEAD SHITFACE SEX DAMN MASTURBATION FROG LET'S SHIT SHIT ASSCRACK BOB SAGET CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCKING YOU WANKER FUCKHEAD WANK SHITTY FUCKTARD SCUMBUCKET BASTARD GANGBANG BRUSH MA TEETH SLOPE ASSFACE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! YOU HO HELL PRICK CUM COCKSTUFFER DIPSHIT ARSE DICKWAD DUMBASS SHITHEAD BALL SACK FUCK OFF HORSE SHIT MONKEY BALLS CUNT JACKASS FUCKFACE BASTARD SHITHEAD CONDOMS DAMN IT SHITTY SMEG PIECE OF SHIT SHIT OSTRICH MY ASS CROTCH FLYING FUCK BITCH DUMBASS RAT'S COCK DICKHEAD QUEEF TAMPONS CUNT SON OF A BITCH GO HOME AND DIE CHIGGER PORCUPINE'S BALLS POOPOO JACKASS ORGASM BEAVER SHITE WETBACK JACKASS SHIT ASS SHIT GOD DAMN FELCHING FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA I AM CORNHOLIO! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JOY INBRED ASSHOLE TOWELHEAD BOOBS BALLS POLESMOKER DOUCHING NIPPLES FLYING FUCK SPUNK TITS DUMBASS SHIT COCK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DUMBASS POTTYMOUTH ASSHAT MACACA SHIT SAND NIGGER CRAPMUNCHER ASS CRAPPY FUCKTARD SHIT BEANER BUGFUCK FUCKFACE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CROTCH COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SHIT SHITFACE TITTIES BRUSH MA TEETH REBECCA BLACK SEX CHOAD FUCKER INBRED HADJI FLAMING ASS BADGER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FROG FUCKWIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PIGFUCKER GOD DAMN FRAK BUNG-HOLE YOU WANKER FUCKHEAD BUTT PIRATE TWISTY VAGINA THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE ASSCRACK PORCH MONKEY FUCKSTAIN FUCK SHITFUCKER JIGGABOO FUCKTARD RANDY TRAVIS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES PENISPENISPENIS!!! COCK POOPOO ASSHOLE HELL SOD OFF FUCK FLYING FUCK CUNNILINGUS PISS OFF MY ASS FUCK SCROTUM HELL DICKFACE DAMN SHITCUNTING WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! DAMN NECROPHILIA SHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD TAFFY SHITCUNTING FELCHMONKEY [EXPLETIVE] PIECE OF SHIT FELLATIO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT VAGINA ASSRAPING FLAMING ASS BADGER CUNT ASSRAPING WANK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CUNNILINGUS COCK CLUSTER FUCK FUCK OFF WETBACK SPIC EXTRA LONG PENIS FRITZ FUCKFACE BENSON SUCKS CTHULHU FHTAGN MARGARET THATCHER ASSHAT BALLS BONER DAMN MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CUNT THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE ASS SHITSLIDE SHITSKIN LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS JACKASS DICK SUCK MY DICK REDSKIN SHIT BEAVER THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE LET'S SHIT SHITE DAMMIT FUCK YOU ASSCRACK EPIDIDYMIS GANGBANG DAGO SHITPISSER TWAT WOODPECKERSHIT RAT'S ASS CUM JAP SHITCOCK WOP FELCHING HELL COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT POLESMOKER BITCH JIGGABOO GOATSE CRAPMUNCHER DOUCHING JOY ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA NIGGER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BASTARD ASS SCUMBAG WOODPECKERSHIT HELL NIGGER ASSHAT BUTT-HEAD PISS GOD DAMMIT TWAT INCEST WIENER CHOAD DAMN SHITSLINGING BOB SAGET POO POO BLOWJOB RAT'S ASS PISS ARTIST COCKSUCKER PISS ARTIST JOY INBRED POMMIE CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CLIT FUCKWIT TITS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CHOAD KISSER I RAPE WALRUSES! NAZI BITCH CUNTING ASSCRACK CRAP AUTOFELLATIO BASTARD BIG FOOT SEX FUCKING A SHITTY SHIT BRITNEY MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE PUSSY PISS JOY SHIT ASSWIPE HO PEDOPHILIA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BIRD SHIT FUCK YOU COCKSUCKER KAFFIR YID DOUCHE CHOAD INBRED NIGGER I WILL KILL YOU! I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCKSTAIN SOD OFF DOUCHE WANKER COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITBALLS BITCH JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WANK FIST FUCK MICK BELLEND FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BEANER SHITFUCKER RAT'S ASS FUCKBAG PENIS ON A STICK DAMN CHIGGER ASSHAT YOGHURT CANNON CRAPPY SAGGY TITS DAMN BUGGER FUCKBAG CHAV SHITTY DOG SHIT PIGFUCKER PIG COMMUNIST DILDO VENEREAL DISEASE SHITFACE BOOBS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CUM SHITE DIPSHIT I'LL RAPE YOU HAIL SATAN! COCKSUCKER WIKIPEDIA WILLY WONKA ASSCRACK HAIL SATAN! CUNT SOD OFF PORCH MONKEY MASTURBATION FLYING FUCK HOSER URINE-GARGLING GOATSE JENKEM CLUSTER FUCK KAFFIR IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITE BELLEND PISS COCKSHITTER FAG NIGGER TITS CUNNILINGUS YOU WANKER I WILL END YOU! YOU WANKER JUNGLE BUNNY JACKASS SHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS BUNG-HOLE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BIGNOSE INBRED NI HELL RONNIE CORBETT CUNT LAPPER FUCKBAG NECROPHILIA CUNT PISS OFF MY ASS BUGGER OFF BUGFUCK Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PUSSYLICKER and with the DONKEY PUNCHER and his BOOBS of girraffes in which SHITTY while reading about PENIS ON A STICK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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