Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BUGGER OFF neurochemical FUCK disorder TITTIES characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PEARL NECKLACE, sudden CUNT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ARSE or SHITFUCKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BUKKAKE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASSCRACK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TAMPONS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKING A by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BATHING SUIT AREA words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat HOMO PRICK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BOOBIES utterFUCKance of socially HENTAI objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CUNNILINGUS television programs to address CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

DICKHEAD Tourette's is BUGGER not to be SPANK THE MONKEY confused with [Insert yet another person's name here] Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITSLINGING chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves GOD DAMN random HENTAI disorientation, culturally-MOZILLA FIREFOX-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PEEPEE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKSTAIN language, BITCH and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TITTIES O KURWA! of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASS souvenir shoppes and massive DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE quantities GOATSE of ANAL DIABETES SCUMBAG garbage.

Darnit.

A WANK Polite Note to the LENS CRAFTERS Author:

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The SHITE Tourette's CLIT Research Institute was BITCH founded to SHITE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DAMN IT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CUNT article BITCH funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JENKEM I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or POMMIE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CHUFF.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BITCH Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of FUCKING A Tourrette's sufferers COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK swear. You can JERK OFF blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKHEAD TV, for always focusing on the DOG FUCKER bad side of a terrible ASS thing.
  • The main DONKEY PUNCHER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FELLATIO involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DICKFACE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT knee HELL NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is PISS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKWIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS school for BALLS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! sufferers to become DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT manically depressed and SHIT commit BUTT PIRATE suicide.
  • There is no BASTARD cure, and the SHUT UP, MEG! drugs that are available to, "calm" the FELLATIO tics often have adverse BATHING SUIT AREA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCK YOU perodol" which caused my entire NAZI body to go FUCK numb and FIRECROTCH basically made it NIGGA! worse than 30 CASES OF PICKLES it is without the CRAP ON A STICK drug.

I am an active member of a PIG tourette syndrome ASSRAPING association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM the CLIT public view of Tourettes as a "FRED PHELPS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CONDOMS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PIGFUCKER sorry for SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM "hi-jacking" your TRANNY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like AUTOFELLATIO this that really FUCK OFF annoys me. I am working towards a FUCKWIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this WIENER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCK YOU, and making fun of a DAMNATION horrible disorder is (not) NECROPHILIA funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SAND NIGGER time.

Best DAMNED TABERNACLE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “HELL” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONGOLIANS reply

As FREEDOM OF SPEECH Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PROTESTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHIST MONK Westerners show is not an WIKIPEDIA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of VOTE degenerate capitalist culture in those UIGURS countries. When showing FREEDOM OF SPEECH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIBETAN BUDDHISM in countries POISON IN BABY FORMULA leadership, those problems does not BELGIUM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a VOTE byproduct of your CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT capitalist society CENSORSHIP.

Li Chiang “AMERICA'S GREAT!” Wen

P.S. SCROTUM Regards to Andrew SHITE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

Mr. janitor

The CLUSTER FUCK bastard who wrote this article. You can SON OF A BITCH punch him if you FUCK want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter UNITED KINGDOM Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock CONDOMS offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this RHODESIA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “CLEAN DRINKING WATER” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the YOU WANKER saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my BATHING SUIT AREA intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE to SHIT cure SHIT the CLUSTER FUCK Tourette's MONKEY BALLS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHIT for EPIDIDYMIS Tourette's CLEVELAND STEAMER Syndrome BUKKAKE is CHOAD following VENEREAL DISEASE these PUSSY rules JERRY in COCKSUCKER order:

  • 1: Avoid BUTT PIRATE immature PIG little FUCKER kids,
  • 2: Count to IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK within INBRED 10 SHITseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FIRECROTCH GOATSE GOD DAMN nor IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD talk,
  • 4: Tell BENSON SUCKS yourself you EXTRA LONG PENIS don't NIGGER TITS have BASTARD this RAPE disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE WITH NASTY BALL SACK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

BONER CUNT LAPPER DICK TITS WOP CAMEL JOCKEY PICKANINNY PUSSY FUCK ASSWIPE COCK

RAPE SEMEN ASSWIPE ASS CUNT EPIDIDYMIS [expletive deleted] PISS HOMO INCEST SCUMBAG FROG'S FAT ASS FROG MASTURBATION TRANNY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! BUKKAKE JOHN SMILEY FACE WIGGER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BULLSHIT FELLATIO DICKLICK GYPSY CHINK CRAPMUNCHER FUCKWIT SHITSLINGING JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE KAFFIR ASSHOLE RAT'S COCK CHENEY DOG FUCKER DOUCHEBAG FUCK OFF FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CHICKEN SHIT FIRECROTCH PECKERHEAD BOON PISS ARTIST GENITALIA SHAKOPEE BUGGER CUNT CROTCH HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SOD SEMEN MOTHERFUCKER BITCH MOTHERFUCKER BULLCRAP MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCKFACE FUCKER JACKASS SHUT UP, MEG! CRACKER FUCKWIT FUCKTARD HONKY FUCK YOU FUCK DAMMIT TWAT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH MOCKIE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE POLACK DONKEY PUNCHER BITCH HELL DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SON OF A BITCH PISS ARTIST ARSEBADGERS CAMEL JOCKEY [Insert silly non-swear here] BUTT-HOLE BALL SACK SHIT CUNT LAPPER BUGFUCK WOP ASS YOUR MOM SPIC SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SAGGY TITS FRITZ PIGFUCKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SUCK MY COCK DOUCHE TITS INBRED BUGGER RAT'S ASS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SHIT LIKE A HORSE GOD BLESS AMERICA YOUR MOM BIG FOOT BELLEND FUCKWIT [expletive deleted] BOOBIES COCKGOBLIN SMEG DICK SUGARTITS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON I RAPE WALRUSES! HELL DICK TITS TWISTY VAGINA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BUTTFUCKER FELCHING FROG'S FAT ASS ASS DOM DeLUISE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FAG VENEREAL DISEASE COON TWAT GOD DAMN CHUFF HIGH WAGES POLACK ASSHOLE POMMIE PISS SHITSLINGING ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP VENEREAL DISEASE BUTTFUCKER PISS FUCKING JUMP! NIGGER DAMNED TABERNACLE FUCKFACE DICKHEAD FUCKSTAIN DOUCHETITS YOU WANKER SHITTY NIGGER FAGGOT BIRD IN THE HOUSE JIGGABOO DICKLICK FUCKER TACO FUCK DILDO FUCKING SHITSLINGING ARSE BITCH JOHN SMILEY FACE DICK JAP EAT MY SHIT! BITCH I WILL END YOU! PIECE OF SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER RICK MORANIS JIGGABOO SNUFF PORN FUCKER FUCKING DAGO NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DOUCHE JACKASS SHIT SON OF A BITCH DUMBASS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BALLS ASSHOLE FUCKSTAIN FAGGOT MAMA MIA SHITBALLS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST MOLDY TITS FUCKFACE OSTRICH MY ASS STRAWBERRY ASS ASSRAMMER DOUCHE NAZI BUTT PIRATE ARSE HELL BULLSHIT DOG SHIT SCUMBAG HELL CLEMEN CRAPFUCKER WANK HELL FALSE BENSON SHIT ASSHAT GOD DAMN POO POO BLOWJOB FUCK OFF ASS FUCKING BRUSH MA TEETH FUCK FROG GREASER SHITCUNTING WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! ASSRAMMER [expletive deleted] SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CUNT NIPPLES CROTCH ASSCRACK TWAT BITCH BASTARD O KURWA! NIGGER HELL D'OH FUCKBAG BORDER HOPPER CLEVELAND STEAMER PIECE OF SHIT DAMN ART METAL PRODUCTS CUM PECKERHEAD BOYCOTT VIACOM! VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK OFF FRENCH TICKLER SHITE RAT'S ASS DAMN YOUR MOM BENCH PRESS DAMNATION FUCKFACE FUCKSTAIN GENITALIA CHENEY DAMN DICKLICK GANGBANG ARSE REDNECK HOSER RUSTY TROMBONE BRITNEY ARSEBADGERS NIGGER TRANNY JACKASS FLAMING ASS BADGER BENCH PRESS STEVE BALLMER MOZILLA FIREFOX ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST KRAUT WETBACK TOSSER WIKIPEDIA ASS QUEEF DOG SHIT ARSE FUCK OFF CUNT SHITE SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKHEAD TAMPON IN MY ASS CUNTRAG AUTOFELLATIO TURD FUCKING DAMMIT SMEG POMMIE BITCH CUNT CRAPPER FUCKING JUMP! WANK GOBSHITE BITCH BLUMPKIN SHITFUCKER ARSE GYPSY BELLEND CHENEY ASSFACE DOG SHIT SEMEN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DAGO SHITFACE GOD DAMN DOG SHIT HELL RUSKIE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SHITTY BUTT-HEAD COCKSHITTER ROSES SON OF A BITCH COMMUNIST DILDO PENIS ARSE FUCKTARD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BUKKAKE LIMEY HO TUBA CUNT SHITHEAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PAKI RONNIE CORBETT CLUSTER FUCK NORTH KOREA CUNTYMINTS POOPY JERK OFF BUTTFUCKER ARSEBADGERS POLAK FAGGOT YOU WANKER CRAPMUNCHER BEAVER POWERSHIT SHITE RAPE BEAVER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE WIKIPEDIA VAGINA DOUCHE NIPPLES THONG TASTER BATHING SUIT AREA SHIT SEMEN POLAK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU LOLCAT YOU WANKER ASSFACE ASSHAT PISS OFF FUCK OFF JACKASS COON BITCH ASSFACE FUCK OFF BALL SACK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT ASS CHING CHONG CHINK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? STUDENT RIOTS WIENER ARSE PUSSY FUCKING JUMP! NIGGER TITS DOUCHE NAZI HOSER DAMN CAMEL JOCKEY BUTTFUCKER FUCKING JAP DIPSHIT BEANER VAGINA FUCKING UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY FROG'S FAT ASS FRENCH TICKLER GARBAGE DAY! JACKASS FUCK A DUCK JACKASS DOUCHING FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DICKLICK MARY WHITEHOUSE GOD DAMN SHITCOCK CAMEL FUCKER BOOBS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! JUSTIN BIEBER DICK CHICKEN CHOAD KISSER BIRD SHIT CC PLZ DOODIE HEAD CROTCH DAMNATION MOZILLA FIREFOX TITS TITS RAT'S ASS TITTIES COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT TITS BATHING SUIT AREA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CLIT PUSSY PECKERHEAD CUNTBUCKET PISS OFF CUNT FAGGOT FLYING RAT'S ASS JIZZ BLUE PENIS! EXTRA LONG PENIS RAPE FLYING RAT'S ASS FAG FUCK YOU WIGGER CRAPFUCKER GOBSHITE CRAPMUNCHER DAMN DOG SHIT SUCK MY COCK JAP ANAL BOOBS DAMN CARPET MUNCHER BUGGER CUM SEMEN SCUMBAG BENCH PRESS WEHATEMARIO DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PEARL NECKLACE FU SPANG FUCK YOU CHOAD KISSER INCEST MOZILLA FIREFOX DILDO LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS MICK SHITHEAD DAMN SNUFF PORN BIRD IN THE HOUSE SUCK MY DICK SHITFACE CRAP WIENER DEVELOPERS! DAMN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT RAT'S ASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FLYING FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE BUTT-HOLE DOODIE HEAD FLYING FUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MONKEY SHIT FUCKING A ABO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCK YOU PISS CUNT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! JIGGABOO DAMNED TABERNACLE HOSER BUTTFUCKER BUTTFUCKER PISS OFF TACO FLAMING ASS BADGER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! NEOPETS DAMNED TABERNACLE WIENER SHITCOCK DYKE HELL GREASER SPIC BOB SAGET HADJI ASSHOLE PISS UP MY ARSE ASSRAPING BASTARD ASSHAT FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT HORSE SHIT HOSER RUSTY TROMBONE NIGGER COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DUMBASS DOUCHING TACO MONKEY BALLS GRIS BASTARD UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY BATHING SUIT AREA YOU WANKER FUCK FRENCH TICKLER PISS ARTIST CRAP ON A STICK MICK ASSHOLE SEX POLAK BASTARD WIENER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER QUEEF MASTURBATION TWISTY VAGINA KAFFIR ASSWIPE DICKHEAD ASS RAT'S ASS FUCKTARD CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON CUM UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY SHITSLINGING RAPE WANK CUNNILINGUS DAMN SAMUEL L. JACKSON HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BUTT-HOLE DICKLICK PISS OFF MY ASS NIGGER FAGGOT RAPE REBECCA BLACK SHIT SHITTY DAMNATION SHITE RUSKIE HIGH WAGES JUNGLE BUNNY BASTARD FUCKSTAIN BOLLOCKS CUNTYMINTS EMO BOLLOCKS ASSHAT ASSRAPING COCKSMOKER BALLS MICK THIS IS A RARE SWEAR EUROIPODS FUCKFACE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST KIDDY FIDDLER SAGGY TITS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ARSE SHITFUCKER FUCKER FUCKER DOG SHIT NIPPLES DAMNED TABERNACLE ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKING DARTH VADER HOSER DAMN Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SOD OFF and with the SHITFACE and his ASSRAPING of girraffes in which TAFFY while reading about BUTT-HEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See CUNT LAPPER also

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