Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without MASTURBATION comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or POOPY neurochemical FUCK disorder SOD OFF characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BOLLOCKS, sudden GOD DAMN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKSTAIN or PEARL NECKLACE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BOOBIES in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BRITNEY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BALL SACK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BASTARD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FLYING FUCK HONKY words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous COCKSHITTER utterFUCKance of socially SEX objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first POOPY television programs to address BALLS Tourette's syndrome.

MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE Tourette's is CHOAD KISSER not to be BOOBIES confused with SUCK MY COCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DELICIOUS CAKE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves D'OH random WIGGER disorientation, culturally-PISS OFF MY ASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth I RAPE WALRUSES! outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local REDSKIN language, YOU WANKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TOWELHEAD BALLS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BIGNOSE souvenir shoppes and massive PUSSY quantities WANK of ANAL DIABETES BLOWJOB garbage.

Darnit.

A NIPPLES Polite Note to the DICKLICK Author:

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The HONKY Tourette's FUCK Research Institute was JACKASS founded to HONKY.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BATMAN & ROBIN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS article PEDOPHILIA funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CLUSTER FUCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance VENEREAL DISEASE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BIBLE BASHER Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT Tourrette's sufferers CUNT swear. You can PENISBIRD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FLYING RAT'S ASS TV, for always focusing on the DUMBASS bad side of a terrible JUNGLE BUNNY thing.
  • The main FAGGOT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are OSTRICH MY ASS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WANK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK knee FUCKING NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is BONER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASSWIPE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CUNT school for BRITNEY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PISS sufferers to become JACK OFF manically depressed and JUSTIN BIEBER commit PUSSY suicide.
  • There is no REDNECK cure, and the HOSER drugs that are available to, "calm" the FLYING FUCK tics often have adverse QUEEF side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna POOPY perodol" which caused my entire TUBA body to go DYKE numb and SHITSLINGING basically made it NIGGA! worse than DAMMIT it is without the WANK drug.

I am an active member of a PIECE OF SHIT tourette syndrome ASS FASCIST association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASS the FELLATIO public view of Tourettes as a "FUCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITFACE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am JAP sorry for ASS "hi-jacking" your DEMOCRACY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like HENTAI this that really PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT annoys me. I am working towards a [Insert silly non-swear here] better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PISS ARTIST article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SIGMUND FREUD, and making fun of a [expletive deleted] horrible disorder is (not) SOD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASSFACE time.

Best GARBAGE DAY! regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “WIKIPEDIA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese WIKIPEDIA reply

As RIVER CRABS SUCK Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GOVERNMENT FILTERS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBETAN BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of AMERICA'S GREAT! degenerate capitalist culture in those RIVER CRABS SUCK countries. When showing STUDENT MOVEMENT right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust AMERICA'S GREAT! in countries POISON IN TOOTHPASTE leadership, those problems does not SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GOVERNMENT FILTERS byproduct of your MONGOLIANS capitalist society GOVERNMENT FILTERS.

Li Chiang “PROTESTS” Wen

P.S. WHORE Regards to Andrew CUM Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIV NEGATIVE reply

Mr. janitor

The SAND NIGGER bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKING punch him if you SPANK THE MONKEY want to.

As a LGBT RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DON'T HAVE AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with UNITED KINGDOM hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the YOU WANKER saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my GOOK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How FUCK NUGGET to CRACKER cure WOP the JACKASS SHIT Tourette's AUTOFELLATIO Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment COCKING FUCKBOROUGH for DUMBASS Tourette's CAMEL FUCKER Syndrome VENEREAL DISEASE is SHITE following GOD DAMMIT these HELL rules NIGGER in TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK order:

  • 1: Avoid CLEVELAND STEAMER immature FLYING FUCK little YOU WANKER kids,
  • 2: Count to WALRUS SHIT within CROTCH 10 BASTARDseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your DICK CHICKEN TITWANK TWO-INCH PENIS nor FUCKHEAD talk,
  • 4: Tell POMMIE yourself you DAGO don't FELLATIO have DICKFACE this WIKIPEDIA disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKSTAIN WITH NASTY CHUFF DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKWIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

CHOAD ASSHOLE JUNGLE BUNNY COON RAT'S ASS CARPET MUNCHER BITCH EPIDIDYMIS DICK IN A BOX HELLFUCKER

CAMEL FUCKER EMO TENTACLE RAPE CHINK RAPE PISS OFF MY ASS BALLS TACO JENKEM PROLES SHITFACE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI I'LL RAPE YOU WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy RAT'S COCK PROLES SHITTY JACKASS SHIT NIPPLES REDSKIN DICK CHICKEN CRAP ON A STICK FUCKHEAD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! [Insert swear here] GIVING HEAD WILLY WONKA ASSCRACK CUNT NIPPLES SHIT YOU WANKER BELLEND BEAVER SHIT FAGGOT FUCKFACE POMMIE BOON FUCKFACE SHUT UP, MEG! DONKEY PUNCHER BUTTFUCKER DAMN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKSTAIN TUBA NAZI MAMA MIA DIPSHIT PEDOPHILIA CRAP DALAI LAMA FLYING FUCK SHITTY FUCKING JUMP! CHINK STEVE BALLMER HONKY GO HOME AND DIE PIG SON OF A BITCH RAT'S ASS PENIS ON A STICK [expletive deleted] LET'S SHIT DAGO FRITZ REDNECK JACK OFF SHIT SOD OFF BASTARD FUCK REDSKIN KNOBJOCKEY DICK BUTTFUCKER TWAT FUCKWIT TITTIES VAGINA PISS ARTIST RAPE CUNT HOT GRITS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS VAGINA PEDOPHILIA CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ASS DEMOCRACY KAFFIR CONAN O'BRIAN FUCKING A NIGGER CONAN O'BRIAN BULLSHIT FIST FUCK NIGGER CUNTRAG THONG TASTER TITTIES HELL NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BRITNEY GANGBANG DOUCHEBAG DICK DICK BASTARD MASTURBATION BITCH CLIT DICKFACE PISS MARGARET THATCHER SAMUEL L. JACKSON POOPOO PORCH MONKEY INBRED DOUCHING RUSTY TROMBONE JUNGLE BUNNY ASS DAGO CRAPFUCKER SPUNK DONGSHOVER JIGGABOO FROG DAMN BUTT PIRATE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BOOBS TURD BULLCRAP TITS CAMEL JOCKEY POOPY ASS SON OF A BITCH WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ASSFACE BOOBS TWAT ASSHAT FOUR-EYES FUCKSTAIN SCROTUM FASHION BUG BITCH FUCK CUNTRAG TIMBER NIGGER CUNNILINGUS TWISTY VAGINA FEMADOM CUNT DAMN GO COUNT YOUR DICK POLACK GOD DAMN JACKASS FUCKING PENIS SHITSLINGING SPUNK NIPPLES FUCKSTAIN NIGGER AUTOFELLATIO CRAP DOUCHETITS GYPSY PRICK DAMN IT JACKASS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FEWMETS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES TRANNY MOLDY TITS SHIT LIKE A HORSE TACO FUCK YOU SHITFUCKER CUNT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HOMO COCKSHITTER CLUSTER FUCK SPIC SHITSKIN DAMN IT FUCKSTAIN COCKSMOKER WEHATEMARIO [EXPLETIVE] DOUCHING QUEEF HITLER TITS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CUNTYMINTS CONAN O'BRIAN I'LL RAPE YOU TITWANK FELLATIO BUKKAKE BUGGER FUCKSTAIN CUNT RAT'S ASS BITCH BASTARD BULLSHIT SEMEN SCROTUM FUCK CUNT FELLATIO BITCH SEX PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSFACE URINE-GARGLING PEARL NECKLACE DOUCHETITS RAT'S COCK WANKSPLAT PROLES FELLATIO ROSIE O'DONNELL FELCHING TENTACLE RAPE BEAVER AUTOFELLATIO FEMADOM HO DONKEY PUNCHER MARGARET THATCHER TITMOUSE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ARSEBADGERS HEIL HITLER! HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS HORSE SHIT FUCKFACE SHITTY BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FAGGOT PUSSY COON BRITNEY GOBSHITE COCKSHITTER SHITFUCKER GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS TESTICLE CHOKE DUMBASS FUCK A DUCK TONY LA RUSSA BOLLOCKS [EXPLETIVE] CRAPFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER FAGGOT GRAPE PENIS SHITHEAD CHAV ASSRAPING THONG TASTER DIPSHIT FUCK NUGGET BASTARD GRAPE PENIS BITCH DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CARPET MUNCHER CHOAD KISSER FUCKTARD YOUR MOM MOZILLA FIREFOX BASTARD FUCKING HAIL SATAN! FUCKING HELL ASSWIPE SEX CUNT QUEEF SHITFACE TWAT FRIG ORGASM BUGGER OFF LET'S SHIT MILF PIG FUCKHEAD TURD FUCKING A RAGHEAD JERRY BITCH FIST FUCK DAMN REDNECK FUCK COCK CHINK RAT'S ASS FLAMING ASS BADGER QUEEF FELCHMONKEY NIGGER SON OF A BITCH CHIGGER VENEREAL DISEASE TENTACLE RAPE MACACA YOU WANKER ORGASM BUTTFUCKER WETBACK ARSE FUCK ANUSCAKE DUMBASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST suck my mothers ASS DAMN GOD DAMMIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP SHITCOCK CHOAD KISSER FELCHMONKEY HADJI SPIC FUCK BLUE PENIS! MILF TESTICLE CHOKE FUCK DAMN FUCK BULLSHIT DIPSHIT GREASER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE TITWANK PORCH MONKEY REBECCA BLACK PENISBIRD JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ARSE COCKGOBLIN DIPSHIT GOD DAMMIT AUTOFELLATIO MOTHERFUCKER LIMEY DICKFACE BITCH DALAI LAMA JAP QUEEF RUSKIE SHITTY STEVE BALLMER PEARL NECKLACE YOGHURT CANNON HELL BOOBS LET'S SHIT INVISIBLE! PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCK DAMN GOD DAMMIT PISS DAGO DAMN FRITZ ARSE INBRED POLAK FUCK RONNIE CORBETT JACKASS PISS HOT GRITS PENIS FUCKTARD CUNTBUCKET CUNTBUCKET INCEST JAP DOUCHEBAG MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD JIZZ BITCH POTTYMOUTH BULLSHIT BUTTFUCKER NI DICK CHICKEN TACO CHOAD KISSER TITS & DICKS HOSER DOUCHEBAG PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSWIPE DANDELIONS ASSFACE FUCK YOU GOAT DICK PISS SLOPE DAMN WANK MILF AY-AY-AY BUKKAKE BOB SAGET ASSHAT SHITE NIPPLES FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BUTTFUCKER ASS BEANER BLUMPKIN FRAK JOHNNY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI INJUN DALAI LAMA FRIG FUCKER GYPSY OSTRICH MY ASS RAT'S COCK GIVING HEAD HELL CUNT GOD DAMN JERK OFF DONKEY PUNCHER TENTACLE RAPE BELLEND I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DICKHEAD 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCKHEAD MOLDY TITS MOCKIE CROTCH SHITE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BLUMPKIN SHITCOCK RAPE BONER DICKHEAD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS INJUN BUGGER OFF MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF FUCKER WANK 30 CASES OF PICKLES PEDOPHILIA CAMEL JOCKEY WIKIPEDIA NIGGER TITS BORDER HOPPER BUTTFUCKER REDNECK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD HEIL HITLER! HELL WALRUS SHIT BONER BOLLOCKS AMERICA ONLINE DAMMIT BASTARD NAZI ASSRAPING CUNTBUCKET FRAK PISS AUTOFELLATIO [EXPLETIVE] CUNTRAG EXTRA LONG PENIS pen0r WIENER FUCKING JUMP! FLAMEVIPER COMMUNIST DILDO SHITCOCK BUGGER TWAT PIECE OF SHIT SUCK MY COCK NEGRO FLYING RAT'S ASS BIRD SHIT SHITSLINGING SHITE DICKFACE SHITTY POLESMOKER DAMN EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DAMN TOWELHEAD COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITSLINGING PROLES GOD DAMMIT FUCKWIT FELCHMONKEY BULLSHIT ASS ASSCRACK [expletive deleted] WOMEN'S RIGHTS DAMMIT NAZI I'LL RAPE YOU GRINGO GOBSHITE SPANK THE MONKEY PISSHOLE FUCKWIT PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! CHOAD MONKEY SHIT BIGNOSE MONKEY SHIT BIBLE BASHER SHIT ASSHAT FUCKWIT DONKEY PUNCHER MACACA ASSWIPE CRACKER DOG SHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK ASSHAT JOHNNY PEEPEE RAT'S COCK JACKASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DOG SHIT CUM POLESMOKER CUNT EPIDIDYMIS I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND BASTARD PEDOPHILIA DAGO D'OH CLIT SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES REDSKIN FUCKING GOD BLESS AMERICA TIMBER NIGGER JERK OFF LET'S SHIT SCUMBAG CLUSTER FUCK FUCKHEAD JIZZ MOTHERFUCKER PUSSY FLYING FUCK SHITE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DAMN IT CLEVELAND STEAMER RAT'S ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DYKE SHUT UP, MEG! BITCH SHITE REDNECK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CRACKER ANAL BUTT-FOR-BRAINS MARGARET THATCHER DAMN CARPET MUNCHER Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DYKE and with the MONKEY BALLS and his SONNY BILL WILLIAMS of girraffes in which BITCH while reading about DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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