Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CHIGGER neurochemical FUCK disorder CUNNILINGUS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DICK, sudden FUCKWIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! or NIHILISM vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCK YOU in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MALARKY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may MOTHERFUCKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FRED PHELPS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CUNNILINGUS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GOD DAMN MARCH OF FLAMES words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHAKOPEE utterFUCKance of socially TOSSER objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TRANNY television programs to address JUNGLE BUNNY Tourette's syndrome.

SCUMBAG Tourette's is DIPSHIT not to be PIECE OF SHIT confused with CUNTSWILLING Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TOWELHEAD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JAP random CAPTAIN CRUNCH disorientation, culturally-BALL SACK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BITCH outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PIECE OF SHIT language, SHITE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places EPIDIDYMIS PEDOPHILIA of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCK souvenir shoppes and massive TWISTY VAGINA quantities DAMN of ANAL DIABETES BUKKAKE garbage.

Darnit.

A GOBSHITE Polite Note to the DOT HEAD Author:

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The PENIS Tourette's POMMIE Research Institute was HELL founded to [expletive deleted].

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your POLAK article MICK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and AUTOFELLATIO I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FAGGOT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ORGASM.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DAMN Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of GOD DAMMIT Tourrette's sufferers DONKEY DICK swear. You can GARBAGE DAY! blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame RAPE TV, for always focusing on the PISS ARTIST bad side of a terrible PISS ARTIST thing.
  • The main DIPSHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'HEIL HITLER!' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CHINK knee SHITFACE NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is SOD OFF no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKING A school for FUCKWIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CLUSTER FUCK sufferers to become FUCKWIT manically depressed and MOTHERFUCKER commit SEX suicide.
  • There is no GOATSE cure, and the TITTYWANK drugs that are available to, "calm" the MARY WHITEHOUSE tics often have adverse PUSSYLICKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSCRACK perodol" which caused my entire THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE body to go WIENER numb and YID basically made it NIGGA! worse than ASS it is without the SHIT drug.

I am an active member of a FROG'S FAT ASS tourette syndrome ASSWANKING FAILURE! association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASS the STEVE BALLMER public view of Tourettes as a "HELL swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is QUEEF much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WANK sorry for REDSKIN "hi-jacking" your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASS this that really FOUR-EYES annoys me. I am working towards a 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DOUCHING article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DAMN, and making fun of a TITS horrible disorder is (not) DELICIOUS CAKE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your NIGGER TITS time.

Best SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “TWISTY VAGINA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DALAI LAMA reply

As VOTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CENSORSHIP Westerners show is not an BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of 1984 degenerate capitalist culture in those PRINCE PHILIP countries. When showing CAPITALISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA IS CAPITALIST in countries CHRISTIANITY leadership, those problems does not STUDENT MOVEMENT occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TANK MAN byproduct of your MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! capitalist society I LIKE BUSH.

Li Chiang “RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. TURD Regards to Andrew FLYING FUCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

Mr. janitor

The JOHN ELWAY bastard who wrote this article. You can COCKSHITTER punch him if you PENIS want to.

As a BRITAIN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CLEAN DRINKING WATER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass KU KLUX KLAN put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?

Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the RAPE saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my SEMEN intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How GO HOME AND DIE to REDNECK cure CLIT the INBRED Tourette's CLIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DIPSHIT for TENTACLE RAPE Tourette's ASS LICKER Syndrome DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT is FUCKFACE following MOTHERFUCKER these COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT rules TRANNY in PUPPIES order:

  • 1: Avoid WOODPECKERSHIT immature REDNECK little BOOBIES kids,
  • 2: Count to JAP within O CANADA 10 ARSEBADGERSseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your TITS & DICKS BULLCRAP I RAPE WALRUSES! nor THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE talk,
  • 4: Tell DONKEY DICK yourself you GRINGO don't PIG have NIGGER this WARNER MUSIC GROUP disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITHEAD WITH NASTY BIGNOSE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PISS UP MY ARSE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

FUCKWIT BUKKAKE VENEREAL DISEASE KIKE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GOD DAMMIT GO HOME AND DIE RAT'S ASS INBRED DAMN IT

RAT'S ASS MACACA DICK DILDO PIGFUCKER JIZZ FUCKER CUNT FUCKFACE ASSHOLE JIZZ JACK OFF CHRISTHUMPER FUCK DICKHEAD TAFFY SCUMBAG BORDER HOPPER SHITHEAD DARTH VADER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE LET'S SHIT SHITE DOUCHING HORSE PENIS FELCHMONKEY FLYING FUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS HOMO MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CONAN O'BRIAN ASSWIPE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES POLAK RICK MORANIS FLYING FUCK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CHIGGER BUGGER FELCHMONKEY SOD OFF MASTURBATION DICKFACE GRIS FELLATIO PEARL NECKLACE CUNT DIPSHIT MALL SANTA DAMN IT WANKER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS ASSWIPE FUCK OFF GOD DAMN FUCK BITCH DELICIOUS CAKE JOHN ELWAY DAMNATION SHITFUCKER ASSFACE TOWELHEAD FAG DICK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKSTAIN BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKER DOG SHIT SHITE PUSSYLICKER FELCHMONKEY TIT DIRT SCUMBAG JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK JUSTIN BIEBER BASTARD FUCK CUNTBUCKET DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! PICKANINNY JACK ABRAMOFF O CANADA FUCKSTAIN FUCKER HITLER ASS FUCKWIT FLYING RAT'S ASS AMERICA ONLINE SHITE COCKSUCKER KIDDY FIDDLER DUMBASS BASTARD YOU WANKER BASTARD FOUR-EYES PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITFUCKER YUKKY DOODY TUBA HELL GYPSY PENIS ON A STICK DAMN IT BRITNEY CRACKER ASS RAPE SHITTY FUCKING RAT'S ASS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SON OF A BITCH PISS ARTIST PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD CUNT INJUN FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER BATHING SUIT AREA RAT'S ASS SOAPY TITWANK JACK ABRAMOFF BATMAN & ROBIN DOG FUCKER SHITFUCKER SHITE FUCKER PEDOPHILIA DICK LIMEY PISS ARTIST ASSWIPE DICK ASSFACE CONDOMS [expletive deleted] BUTT PIRATE SHITHEAD REDNECK PISS FLYING FUCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE EPIDIDYMIS PISS ARTIST FLYING FUCK FELCHING BULLSHIT DYKE SHITE SHITSLINGING INBRED DONKEY PUNCHER LENS CRAFTERS ABO COON JACK OFF TURD TAMPONS ASSHOLE BITCH CUM SON OF A BITCH FUCK YOU FRITZ INCEST BOON LET'S SHIT ARSE BITCH CHRISTHUMPER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DAMN IT FUCKING SHAKOPEE ASSBANDIT FELLATIO ASSFACE ALEX TREBEK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DAMN DOUCHE TRANNY JACKASS SHIT ASS TITTYWANK NIGGER HITLER COCKSTUFFER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSHOLE NI CRAP ON A STICK MARGARET THATCHER FUCK HITLER GOD DAMMIT SHIT WANK MONKEY'S UNCLE ASSFACE MOTHERFUCKER FUCK A DUCK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKHEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITHEAD MALARKY EMO PISS SHITHEAD SHITSLINGING INBRED SHUT UP, MEG! CUNTYMINTS FUCKER FIRECROTCH SHITTY DYKE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS POMMIE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PISS OFF MY ASS MOLDY TITS ANAL DIABETES SHIT LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT CUNT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PISS ARTIST FUCKING NIGGER TITS CANNED QUOTE BUTT-HOLE PUPPIES BALL SACK NICARAGUA THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE BALL SACK PORCH MONKEY ARSEBADGERS ASSFACE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT NAZI UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! TWAT SHITE DYKE TWISTY VAGINA POWERSHIT CLIT MONKEY SHIT ALF PISS ASSFACE PIGFUCKER PAKI SHITE COON ARSE I AM CORNHOLIO! SPICY CUNT FUCK ARSE ASSHOLE HELL BUTTFUCKER FUCK GANGBANG TALK PAGES BIGNOSE GOD DAMMIT ASSWIPE MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER TWISTY VAGINA ASSHAT CROTCH SHITSKIN FIST FUCK DIPSHIT KIDDY FIDDLER CHOAD FUCKWIT JACKASS FENCE JUMPER EPIDIDYMIS MOLDY TITS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SCROTUM POMMIE GOAT DICK DOODIE HEAD BORDER HOPPER ASSFACE FOUR-EYES BOOBS SUCK MY DICK CUNNILINGUS ASSWIPE PICKANINNY WOP SCUMBUCKET DOUCHE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! FUCK MILF SHIT MICK RAPE SHITSLINGING DUMBASS SCUMBUCKET DAMN PISS RAT'S ASS TRANNY ASSFACE BASTARD SEX POLAK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES JAP ASSHAT SEMEN SHITFACE NIGNOG TENTACLE RAPE SHITTY PUPPIES BOOBS DICK BOOBS BEANER ARSEBADGERS MONKEY'S UNCLE WANK BORDER HOPPER NIGGER CRAP TITTIES FRAK NORTH KOREA JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE WANK BIRD IN THE HOUSE SAGGY TITS ANAL JESSE McCARTNEY 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCKFACE SLOPE EXTRA LONG PENIS DOUCHEBAG AUTOFELLATIO BUGGER FELLATIO COCK MICK PUSSY FUCK CHOAD JAP CLEMEN Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! EXTRA LONG PENIS CLEMEN PUPPIES SHITCOCK PISS ARTIST FOUR-EYES DAMN IT CC PLZ FUCK GENITALIA JACKASS SPIC FUCK GOATSE CLEMEN COCK ORGASM INBRED CANNED QUOTE NIPPLES FUCKFACE ASSHOLE HELL GRINGO POMMIE CUNT MASTURBATION GOAT DICK MASTURBATION SHIT FIST FUCK FELCHMONKEY CUM NIGNOG JOHN ELWAY NAZI [Insert silly non-swear here] JAP I WILL KILL YOU! HAIL SATAN! PEARL NECKLACE BASTARD YOU WANKER HORSE PENIS SHITHEAD CHOAD KISSER TURD BOOBIES SHITFUCKER GOD DAMN RECTUM RAIDER BITCH BALLS OSTRICH MY ASS BITCH YOUR MOM YOU WANKER WHITE PEOPLE DICK JERK OFF FUCKSTAIN BOYCOTT VIACOM! HONKY SHITTY SHIT CC PLZ NIGNOG PORCH MONKEY FUCKFACE INBRED DAMN SPANK THE MONKEY BOOBIES NIGGER FUCK NIGGER BOON MALL SANTA NIGGER FUCKFACE SHAKOPEE TITTYWANK DAGO ASSHOLE CUNTYMINTS HELL MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE GOOK POOPOO PISS ARTIST CLIT JACKASS SOD OFF BUTT-HOLE WANK TAMPONS RUSTY TROMBONE SCROTUM COLGATE ASSHAT CLEMEN SOD OFF CUNNILINGUS FLYING RAT'S ASS RAT'S ASS BIRD SHIT HUMAN RIGHTS FENCE JUMPER JAP TUBA LET'S SHIT SHITFUCKER FASHION BUG LAKE TITICACA COON POMMIE SMEG BUTTFUCKER SHITCOCK FENCE JUMPER DAMN LOGJAMMER MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHIT DICKHEAD STRAWBERRY ASS BASTARD SCROTUM IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WANKSPLAT MALL SANTA CUNTING ASSCRACK JACK OFF BUTTFUCKER PENIS RAGHEAD ASS MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK DOG FUCKER BOOBS ASSHOLE GOD DAMN DICKHEAD BALLS TITS & DICKS TITS & DICKS BALL SACK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCKWIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKTARD HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! REBECCA BLACK TWISTY VAGINA HELL DIPSHIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CHENEY WIENER FUCKFUCKFUCK COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SUCK MY COCK BITCH SHIT BEAVER POLAK BOYCOTT VIACOM! PISS ARTIST RAPE PISS OFF SHITE 666 CHOAD KISSER JERRY FLYING RAT'S ASS SPICY CUNT FUCK COCKGOBLIN SLOPE REDSKIN DAMN SUCK A BIG DICK SHIT NAZI ASS FUCKFACE TAFFY JACK OFF PISS TOSSER GOAT DICK CHOAD DICK CHICKEN MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK SAND NIGGER BUGGER ASSFACE HELL SHITE JAP SHIT YOU WANKER HORSE SHIT ASSHOLE O CANADA ASSHAT BITCH ASSHOLE SHITFACE CUNT CUNT WOP ASSCRACK PENIS JACKASS MOTHERFUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI [expletive deleted] FUCK HOSER SHITSKIN NAZI CRAPPY CRAP NAZI DICKHEAD SHIT LIKE A HORSE PUSSY DIPSHIT BULLCRAP SEX YOU WANKER I AM CORNHOLIO! COCKSTUFFER NIGNOG WIENER DOG FUCKER PISSHOLE ASSFACE ASS PUPPIES BALL SACK BOOBS POLACK Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BLUE PENIS! and with the CUNTYMINTS and his [expletive deleted] of girraffes in which IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! while reading about CAMEL JOCKEY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See DAMNATION also

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