Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CLEMEN neurochemical FUCK disorder LET'S SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SCROTUM, sudden BOLLOCKS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements GOBSHITE or POLAK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FLYING FUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DAMN IT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITSLINGING include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CUNNILINGUS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SON OF A BITCH words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SEX BALL SACK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITTY utterFUCKance of socially O CANADA objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert
Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE television programs to address DICKHEAD Tourette's syndrome.

30 CASES OF PICKLES Tourette's is SHITHEAD not to be CRAPMUNCHER confused with KIDDY FIDDLER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FROG'S FAT ASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TUBA random WANKER disorientation, culturally-CONDOMS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PENIS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local NICARAGUA language, FELLATIO and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FRITZ DAMN IT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITE souvenir shoppes and massive INBRED quantities PIKACHU of ANAL DIABETES SHITCOCK garbage.

Darnit.

A MILF Polite Note to the ASS FASCIST Author:

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The JACKASS Tourette's BITCH Research Institute was ARSE founded to FROG'S FAT ASS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK OFF Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CHOAD article BASTARD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BIRD SHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance COCKING FUCKBOROUGH.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about KAFFIR Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of ASSFACE Tourrette's sufferers ASS swear. You can HELL blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame RICK MORANIS TV, for always focusing on the HONKY bad side of a terrible DAMNATION thing.
  • The main 30 CASES OF PICKLES symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BIRD SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WANK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small VAGINA knee POMMIE NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FUCKING no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes AUTOFELLATIO cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WANKER school for CRAPFUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITFACE sufferers to become FUCK OFF manically depressed and TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS commit ANAL suicide.
  • There is no FUCKHEAD cure, and the TAMPONS drugs that are available to, "calm" the BUTTFUCKER tics often have adverse GANGBANG side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FOUR-EYES perodol" which caused my entire PRICK body to go DOODIE HEAD numb and FUCK basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHITFUCKER it is without the SHITFACE drug.

I am an active member of a ASS tourette syndrome PIECE OF SHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SEX the TITS public view of Tourettes as a "MASTURBATION swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am HONKY sorry for TUBA "hi-jacking" your DOUCHE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BITCH this that really I WILL KILL YOU! annoys me. I am working towards a GRIS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TITS & DICKS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be AUTOFELLATIO, and making fun of a BANGKOK horrible disorder is (not) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DAMN time.

Best BELLEND regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BANGKOK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIGHTS reply

As MONGOLIANS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHRISTIANITY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHRISTIANITY Westerners show is not an WIKIPEDIA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHRISTIANITY degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT RIOTS countries. When showing BELGIUM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust OPINION in countries TIBETAN BUDDHISM leadership, those problems does not MINORITIES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHRISTIANITY byproduct of your AMERICA'S GREAT! capitalist society DEMOCRACY.

Li Chiang “STUDENT MOVEMENT” Wen

P.S. SHITFUCKER Regards to Andrew FUCKING Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CLEAN DRINKING WATER reply

Mr. janitor
The SHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can NICARAGUA punch him if you GOAT DICK want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough KU KLUX KLAN problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you KU KLUX KLAN remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass RHODESIA put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TWAT saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my COMMUNIST DILDO intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How KIKE to SHITTY cure FROG the CAMEL FUCKER Tourette's SEX Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CROTCH for ASS Tourette's AY-AY-AY Syndrome SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS is CLIT following NIGGER TITS these COMMUNIST DILDO rules GOAT DICK in GOD DAMMIT order:

  • 1: Avoid YOU WANKER immature DILDO little BELGIUM kids,
  • 2: Count to BITCH within POTTYMOUTH 10 SUCK COCKS IN HELL!seconds,
  • 3: Do not open your DICKWAD SHITCOCK DUNE COON nor SCUMBUCKET talk,
  • 4: Tell BONG yourself you WOP don't RAT'S ASS have WANKER this NIPPLES disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CRAPMUNCHER WITH NASTY IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

MARGARET THATCHER FUCK GOD DAMMIT HENTAI TITS & DICKS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKING A SCUMBAG GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS RAT'S ASS

DOUCHING NEGRO SHITFUCKER RAT'S ASS RAT'S COCK INBRED BONER [expletive deleted] TWISTY VAGINA GOAT DICK DUMBASS SHIT FUDGEPACKER PISS FUCKER RAT'S COCK BUTTFUCKER BOOBS DIPSHIT DICK BUTTFUCKER BITCH SHIT DELICIOUS CAKE [EXPLETIVE] KIKE TAFFY ASS LICKER GOAT DICK CAMEL FUCKER DOUCHE PUNANI HELL DICKFACE DAGO MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE TOURETTE'S IS FUN DAMN MASTURBATION MY COMMUNION WAFER OF WANK SHITE SHITFACE CHOAD KISSER SHITTY FUCKHEAD TITS & DICKS WANK TITMOUSE SCROTUM CLUSTER FUCK DAMMIT SCUMBAG FUCKTARD POMMIE FUCKING ASSWIPE BUTT PIRATE SON OF A BITCH HELL WANK POOPOO WIENER MOTHERFUCKER CONDOMS TITS & DICKS BLISTERING BARNACLES MARGARET THATCHER SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASSCRACK BOB SAGET DOG FUCKER BULLSHIT PIECE OF SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER BUGGER PIG JACKASS FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSHAT MONKEY'S UNCLE SHITFUCKER NIGNOG CHENEY GO HOME AND DIE WIENER CUM TOSSER FELLATIO DONKEY PUNCHER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD JERRY SHITCUNTING DIPSHIT JOHN ELWAY HOLY DUMB FUCK MOCKIE HYPERINFLATION CRAP ON A STICK GIVING HEAD BASTARD BASTARD DAGO PISS OFF TITWANK DOT HEAD DAMN IT SHITHEAD BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BULLSHIT CUNT SON OF A BITCH DICKHEAD All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ASSHAT NIGNOG BITCH DIMETHYL GLYCOL RUSTY TROMBONE FAGGOT SEX FUCKER CUNNILINGUS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA JENKEM ASSHAT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MILF IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKER SOD OFF BIGNOSE GOD DAMMIT SACRAMENTO FUCKWIT CHOAD DUMBASS ARSE TWAT ASSHOLE BUTTFUCKER CHIGGER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCK NUGGET ARSE BANGKOK DAMN CUNT MARGARET THATCHER RUSTY TROMBONE FRAK DICKLICK WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCKER BUGGER NORTH KOREA ASSHAT SACRAMENTO PISSHOLE DAMMIT YOGHURT CANNON CROTCH [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] DAMN WANKER SUITCASE PENIS HOMO DONKEY DICK URINE-GARGLING FRIG FASHION BUG BULLSHIT FUCK YOU FUCKFACE FUCKBAG HELL GOD DAMMIT CLEVELAND STEAMER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PISS OFF FUCK PISS ARTIST JIZZ I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKSTAIN POLAK FUCKFACE ASSHAT ASS TURD DICKLICK ASS ASSHAT CUNT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DICKFACE SCUMBAG SHITE BLISTERING BARNACLES DOUCHEBAG SUCK MY DICK DICK FLYING RAT'S ASS STEVE BALLMER BLOWJOB FEWMETS GOD DAMMIT DICK CHICKEN [Insert silly non-swear here] PISS REBECCA BLACK HONKY ASS CLEMEN NEGRO FUCKHEAD CARPET MUNCHER KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH PORCUPINE'S BALLS TITS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PAKI GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS HO CUM BASTARD ARSE RUSKIE BONER SCROTUM DICK TITS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ASSHAT BUTTFUCKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHIT PENIS FLYING RAT'S ASS DOUCHING CUNNILINGUS SCROTUM KIKE FUCKBAG SHIT INBRED DAMN SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKING DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PAKI RAGHEAD RAPE ASSRAPING EMO ASS [expletive deleted] BALL SACK DONKEY DICK FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT WANK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU CUM YOUR MOM NIGGER CUNTING ASSCRACK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WETBACK DOUCHING FUCKING JUMP! NIGGER SMEG ASSWIPE CRAPMUNCHER BASTARD MONKEY SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FLAMING ASS BADGER CUNT CUNTSWILLING CHICKEN SHIT BITCH ASSHOLE POLACK SHIT FUCKSTAIN COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT COON PRICK DUMBASS WANK ASSHOLE suck my mothers CROTCH TURD JESSE McCARTNEY FELCHING SCUMBAG CONDOMS SHITSLINGING SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FLYING RAT'S ASS MONKEY SHIT RAT'S ASS FUCK OFF I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DAMN FROG HELL DIPSHIT CRAP WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DAMN SHITSLINGING ORGASM MARCH OF FLAMES GOD DAMMIT HONKY FELCHING DUMBASS MONKEY SHIT ASS WOP THONG TASTER PISS ARTIST FELLATIO CAMEL FUCKER NEOPETS PISS DAMN DARTH VADER CUM HORSE SHIT ASSWIPE CLEMEN CLEMEN GANGBANG FUCK PISS ARTIST FELCHMONKEY RAT'S COCK FUCK DAMMIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA COMMUNIST DILDO FENCE JUMPER SHITFACE COCKSHITTER BITCH BITCH CHINK ARSE CUNTING ASSCRACK DUNE COON GIVING HEAD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD MONKEY SHIT BLOWJOB ASSRAPING ASS TWAT CLIT CONDOMS MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCK OFF SAND NIGGER POMMIE MONKEY'S UNCLE WANKSPLAT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITFUCKER DUNE COON GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER CUNTYMINTS NIPPLES TENTACLE RAPE POLAK SEX GOD DAMMIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA D'OH NAZI FLYING FUCK CUNT CLUSTER FUCK MACACA FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PISS ARTIST SCUMBAG PUNANI TRANNY FELLATIO FAGGOT ASSHAT DAMN BLOWJOB CUNT CRAPPER DILDO FUCK TITTYWANK CRAPMUNCHER DAMN BOOBS GOD DAMN BULLCRAP KAFFIR CHIGGER WOP DELICIOUS CAKE ASSHAT BALL SACK MARGARET THATCHER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SOD OFF GARBAGE DAY! YOU WANKER DOUCHING CUNT WANK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON HAIL SATAN! DICKWAD COCKSUCKER PRICK ASSHOLE JAP CUNT INBRED SHITE ASSHOLE CUNT WEHATEMARIO MONKEY SHIT PIKACHU WANK HOMO CHUFF TAMPONS JACKASS [expletive deleted] DOG FUCKER SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS COCKSUCKER DAMN FUCKER ASS DICKWAD WIKIPEDIA BUGFUCK SHITE FEWMETS INBRED SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITSLINGING FLYING FUCK FAGGOT CUNTING ASSCRACK BITCH WANK WIENER SHITBALLS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING POLESMOKER DUNE COON SHITE MOTHERFUCKER DUNE COON NEGRO FUCK DOT HEAD SHIT NIGGER RICK MORANIS JACKASS FENCE JUMPER GOD DAMN DAMN NEOPETS DICKHEAD STRAWBERRY ASS TWAT DOUCHEBAG YOU WANKER TITTIES PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! PUSSY PRICK CC PLZ PISS OFF MY ASS TIT DIRT DICKLICK FUCKHEAD SON OF A BITCH [expletive deleted] GRAPE PENIS COMMUNIST DILDO CAMEL JOCKEY BULLSHIT BUKKAKE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? WOODPECKERSHIT TITS & DICKS DICKFACE DOUCHING SHITSLINGING HADJI ASS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BRUSH MA TEETH NIPPLES FUCKHEAD CHINK BUTTFUCKER CRAP ON A STICK VAGINA FUCKER TIT SPRINKLES CLEMEN TAFFY DIPSHIT HYPERINFLATION EXTRA LONG PENIS YOUR MOM MONKEY SHIT DAMN ASSHAT COCKSUCKER POLAK FLYING FUCK FUCKER ANAL COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PISS OFF AY-AY-AY TRANNY CUNTYMINTS MASTURBATION SHITFUCKER TITS & DICKS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GOBSHITE BITCH JIGGABOO FAGGOT DAMN COCKSUCKER SUGARTITS SAGGY TITS ASS AUTOFELLATIO CONAN O'BRIAN MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE HELL CHOAD BITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU WANKER CLEMEN WEHATEMARIO TWAT BOOBS HOMO CHOAD SCROTUM SPIC ASSHOLE DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK OFF BELGIUM LENS CRAFTERS pen0r DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MOTHERFUCKER CARPET MUNCHER O KURWA! CUNTSWILLING ARSE CLUSTER FUCK SHITFUCKER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FROG'S FAT ASS DOT HEAD FUCKER WIKIPEDIA CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BUGGER OFF SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS WHORE PISS ARTIST DICKHEAD CUNNILINGUS SHITFUCKER BLOWJOB FRED PHELPS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITFACE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASSHOLE GREASER WHORE SHITCOCK CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM PEDOPHILIA FELCHING RAT'S ASS JESSE McCARTNEY POMMIE DICKLICK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BITCH RAT'S ASS FUCKER SHITBALLS GANGBANG DICKFACE Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive AUTOFELLATIO and with the SCUMBUCKET and his ASSWIPE of girraffes in which MASTURBATION while reading about TWISTY VAGINA!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See BULLSHIT also

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