Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a DICKHEAD article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BULLCRAP neurochemical FUCK disorder ASSHAT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid HOSER, sudden CHING CHONG CHINK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TAMPONS or BUGGER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DICKHEAD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GOD DAMMIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKING A by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA EMO words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat RAT'S ASS ASS LICKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous LENS CRAFTERS utterFUCKance of socially COON objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PISS ARTIST television programs to address FEMADOM Tourette's syndrome.

BOB SAGET Tourette's is CRIMETHINK not to be COCKGOBLIN confused with ABO Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying COON chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCK random SHITFUCKER disorientation, culturally-SCUMBAG-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BATHING SUIT AREA outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PEDOPHILIA language, BUGGER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CHINK ASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky YID souvenir shoppes and massive DOT HEAD quantities NIGGER of ANAL DIABETES LET'S SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A DICKFACE Polite Note to the FUCKFACE Author:

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The ASS Tourette's CHRISTHUMPER Research Institute was STEVE BALLMER founded to CONDOMS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BULLSHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MY ANUS IS BLEEDING article DUMBASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and HELLFIRE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CHOLERA IS FUN! changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DICKFACE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about POLESMOKER Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of CARPET MUNCHER Tourrette's sufferers RANDY TRAVIS swear. You can FUCK OFF blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TV, for always focusing on the DICK bad side of a terrible FUCKER thing.
  • The main PIG symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PIECE OF SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FRED PHELPS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FLYING FUCK knee EPIDIDYMIS NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is HADJI no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITFUCKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at COCK school for LOGJAMMER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA sufferers to become JERK OFF manically depressed and SHUT UP, MEG! commit ART METAL PRODUCTS suicide.
  • There is no SHITE cure, and the PISS OFF drugs that are available to, "calm" the BUGGER tics often have adverse SHUT UP, MEG! side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WINDOWS VISTA perodol" which caused my entire I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! body to go JACKASS numb and SHITTY basically made it NIGGA! worse than CHOLERA IS FUN! it is without the SUCK MY DICK drug.

I am an active member of a RECTUM RAIDER tourette syndrome CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BASTARD the WANK public view of Tourettes as a "CLEMEN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PEDOPHILIA much much (hand spasms) more...

I am TACO sorry for TACO "hi-jacking" your AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like OH SHI– this that really POTTYMOUTH annoys me. I am working towards a SHITHEAD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SEMEN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HOCKEY, and making fun of a CRAPFUCKER horrible disorder is (not) NEGRO funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BASTARD time.

Best ASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “TESTICLE CHOKE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TAIWAN reply

As LHASA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT PROTESTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an PANCHEN LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBETAN BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those FIREWALLS countries. When showing ELECTION right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust COMMUNISM IS STUPID in countries TIANENMEN SQUARE leadership, those problems does not MONGOLIANS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a UIGURS byproduct of your TANK MAN capitalist society ELECTION.

Li Chiang “HUMAN RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. WOODPECKERSHIT Regards to Andrew SHITE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

Mr. janitor

The FUCKSTAIN bastard who wrote this article. You can SON OF A BITCH punch him if you BITCH want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough CLEAN DRINKING WATER problems in this CLEAN DRINKING WATER country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the GOD DAMMIT saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my NECROPHILIA intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How FUCKFACE to TITTIES cure EARS OF CHRIST the PENIS ON A BUN Tourette's PISSHOLE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment GIVING HEAD for COCKSMOKER Tourette's RAT'S COCK Syndrome WHORE is SPUNK following EPIDIDYMIS these I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! rules DICKFACE in GANGBANG order:

  • 1: Avoid FUCK OFF immature TITWANK little BULLSHIT kids,
  • 2: Count to BUNG-HOLE within SHITE 10 ZOMBIE DIAPER POOPseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your NICARAGUA NIGNOG BOOBIES nor HELL talk,
  • 4: Tell WIKIPEDIA yourself you DILDO don't GREASER have BELLEND this CUM disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FROG WITH NASTY CHAV DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BOOBS HAIL SATAN! JAP BITCH ASS FASCIST GOD DAMN BENSON SUCKS HOSER

CHRISTHUMPER WANK LIMEY BULLSHIT FLYING FUCK SHITHEAD CUNT JACKASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSHOLE CRIMETHINK NEGRO DIRTY SANCHEZ JACKASS YOU WANKER FUCKFACE HO SEX BRITNEY BIRD SHIT GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS BONG SHITTY KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 AY-AY-AY WANK MONKEY SHIT MALL SANTA WANKER CONDOMS GYPSY SHITHEAD COCKSMOKER CUNTSWILLING PISS SLOPE INCEST DICKLICK DICKFACE CRAPMUNCHER CLUSTER FUCK DOUCHE FUCK SHIT SHITBALLS CRACKER PISSHOLE FUCKING JUMP! PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT DAGO DONKEY DICK PEEPEE FUCKHEAD SUGARTITS FUCKWIT FUCK OFF DAMN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHIT DICKHEAD NORTH KOREA JACKASS FUCK OFF TWISTY VAGINA NIGNOG FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS SEX CUNT WOMEN'S RIGHTS SAGGY TITS SHITSLINGING SPUNK FUCKTARD BUTTFUCKER JOHNNY GOD DAMMIT VENEREAL DISEASE BOON I'LL RAPE YOU NEGRO BASTARD WETBACK BULLCRAP RAT'S COCK FELCHING FRAK BONER CLIT FUCK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BELGIUM MONKEY BALLS ASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL POTTYMOUTH TITMOUSE NIGGER COCK SHITTY RIVER CRABS SUCK DOUCHING PECKERHEAD ARSE COCK DAMMIT RAT'S ASS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FLYING RAT'S ASS RAT'S ASS EPIDIDYMIS PORCH MONKEY CONAN O'BRIAN RAT'S ASS SHITSLINGING DICK CUNT COMMUNIST DILDO RAT'S ASS EMO DICKHEAD AMERICA ONLINE GOD DAMN SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BASTARD ASSHOLE TWISTY VAGINA WANKSPLAT BOB SAGET WOP FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD NEOPETS ASSFACE PRICK BLOWJOB TOWELHEAD JERK OFF TENTACLE RAPE ASSHAT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SCROTUM MONKEY BALLS DAMN JERRY DOG SHIT RAT'S COCK FUCK OFF FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS CHICKEN SHIT FUCK BLOWJOB HELL FUCK CRIMETHINK RUSTY TROMBONE ANAL DICKLICK RAT'S COCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SPUNK CHIGGER JIZZ CHOLERA IS FUN! WANK SHAKOPEE TITTYWANK JACKASS BORDER HOPPER YOU WANKER WIKIPEDIA SEX DOUCHEBAG FIST FUCK WANK CHOAD KISSER DICK TITS BANGKOK HO POLAK DAGO FUCKING A FUCKFACE CUNTBUCKET WIENER BITCH ALF SHITHEAD CLUSTER FUCK PEDOPHILIA ASS FELCHING CUNT CROTCH NIPPLES TAMPONS DAGO DONKEY PUNCHER DOUCHING PISS ARTIST COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CRAPMUNCHER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TAMPON IN MY ASS TACO ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT HOSER FROG TITS ASS SHITTY REDSKIN FLYING FUCK ASSCRACK PISS ARTIST MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CUNNILINGUS HO PISSHOLE JACKASS CUNT DAMN BOB SAGET PORCH MONKEY FRENCH TICKLER ASSFACE [EXPLETIVE] I WILL END YOU! KIKE NECROPHILIA FRED PHELPS COCKSHITTER BITCH FUCKSTAIN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CLIT TWAT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BITCH KNOBJOCKEY MALARKY CUNT BIG FOOT SHITHEAD SPUNK GANGBANG THONG TASTER WIENER NIGGER BANGKOK WARNER MUSIC GROUP HOSER QUEEF DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CUNT BRITNEY BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ASS LICKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DIRTY SANCHEZ WANK DUNE COON PEDOPHILIA GOBSHITE SHIT GOD DAMN SPIC SHITHEAD BONG GO COUNT YOUR DICK TWAT FELCHMONKEY NIPPLES YOUR MOM AY-AY-AY BALLS GYPSY FUCKTARD NEGRO SHITSLIDE HORSE PENIS HATE HATE HAT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SOD CUNTING ASSCRACK BLISTERING BARNACLES WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCKTARD DICKLICK WIENER WANK YID STRAWBERRY ASS FRIG EMO BELLEND FUCK REDNECK FAGGOT BLOWJOB CLUSTER FUCK WIGGER BUTT PIRATE NAZI MONKEY SHIT JAP CUNT INBRED DAMMIT NIGGER [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] ASS LICKER FUCKFUCKFUCK MARGARET THATCHER FUCKING KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 HORSE SHIT SPUNK RANDY TRAVIS SHITTY FUCK MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S COCK SHITFUCKER OSTRICH MY ASS BUKKAKE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! GOATSE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS JIGGABOO CLIT JOHN SMILEY FACE CUNTRAG CRAPFUCKER suck my mothers [Insert yet another person's name here] HOSER SHITFUCKER FUCKER BELLEND FRENCH TICKLER BANGKOK DICKLICK BASTARD TWISTY VAGINA RUSTY TROMBONE CHINK TAMPONS WIENER BLISTERING BARNACLES WANK DAMN SMEG ORGASM CRIMETHINK ORGASM POMMIE SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE AUTOFELLATIO FUCKFACE BORDER HOPPER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS I'LL RAPE YOU PEDOPHILIA SHITFACE BEAVER FUCKWIT GOD DAMMIT NECROPHILIA CRAPPY MOLDY TITS DAMN CUM SNUFF PORN BOLLOCKS DAMNATION MOTHERFUCKER JAP BONER TESTICLE CHOKE RAT'S ASS WHORE DOG SHIT FUCKSTAIN BLUMPKIN GIVING HEAD JACK OFF BARBRA STREISAND HOSER BITCH CLIT DYKE ALEX TREBEK ASSWIPE SHITE FAGGOT BASTARD RAT'S COCK FUCKWIT SHITFACE DIRTY SANCHEZ NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DICKFACE CRIMETHINK DICK CHICKEN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS INBRED SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CHUFF PEARL NECKLACE FUCK A DUCK TWO-INCH PENIS INCEST SHITCOCK ASSFACE LET'S SHIT WANK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNT TACO BITCH WANKSPLAT BOOBS ASSWIPE INBRED PENISPENISPENIS!!! DILDO CLEMEN NIGGER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SON OF A BITCH SHAKOPEE SHITE CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA RAT'S COCK POMMIE JACKASS TWAT CONDOMS SUGARTITS DOUCHETITS TOTAL HOSER GO HOME AND DIE SUCK MY COCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHIT SMEG CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM SHITE DAMMIT WANK MOTHERFUCKER SHITFACE All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy FUCK OFF BUKKAKE MAMA MIA CRIMETHINK MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD WHORE CLUSTER FUCK COCK BUTTFUCKER ASSRAPING PISS PENIS ON A BUN SCROTUM IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCK OFF ORGASM I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKSTAIN SHITSLINGING FUCKBAG SHIT I RAPE WALRUSES! DAMMIT DICKHEAD PIECE OF SHIT FEMADOM BOOBIES ASSRAPING FUCKWIT DOT HEAD BASTARD ASS DICK IN A BOX DONKEY PUNCHER INBRED SHITTY WANK HELL CHUFF MOCKIE BITCH SHIT MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU CUNT TENTACLE RAPE SON OF A BITCH ABO BELGIUM SUITCASE PENIS SHIT MOLDY TITS NIPPLES BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCKWIT YUKKY DOODY BORDER HOPPER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS CLUSTER FUCK DOUCHE TURD CRACKER TIMBER NIGGER SCUMBUCKET BUGGER OFF MARGARET THATCHER JUNGLE BUNNY HOCKEY BLOWJOB MAMA MIA HO BUGGER RAT'S ASS COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PISSHOLE ORGASM FUCK KNOBJOCKEY IT'S OVER 9000! ASS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE POMMIE ANAL DIABETES BITCH STRAWBERRY ASS SHITFUCKER BLISTERING BARNACLES MARGARET THATCHER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS HOSER CHENEY FUCKING NIGNOG SUITCASE PENIS GOD DAMMIT YOU WANKER TOWELHEAD ANUSCAKE AMERICA ONLINE RAT'S ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ SIGMUND FREUD FUCKSTAIN GOBSHITE CHOAD JAP SHITCOCK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BUNG-HOLE GOATSE I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND HELL AMERICA ONLINE WIGGER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CUNT FUCK YOU WOP COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCKING FELLATIO JESSE McCARTNEY FROG'S FAT ASS TITWANK FUCKING A TITS SHITCOCK TOWELHEAD DONKEY DICK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM I'LL RAPE YOU JAP TIT DIRT LET'S SHIT DAMMIT FUCKBAG GOD DAMMIT DICKLICK ART METAL PRODUCTS BUGFUCK FUCKER FEATURED SHITE BOOBS SHITSLIDE OH SHI– CRIMETHINK FUCKSTAIN GARBAGE DAY! FUCKTARD FUCK GOD DAMMIT SHITE CRACKER PRICK MAMA MIA CUNNILINGUS Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCKING and with the FALSE BENSON and his AY-AY-AY of girraffes in which SHIT while reading about HOCKEY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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