Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without FROG comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a GOD DAMMIT article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DOM DeLUISE neurochemical FUCK disorder DOT HEAD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCK, sudden FUCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SEMEN or TWAT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BONER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DAMN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken GOD DAMN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MOLDY TITS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITFUCKER utterFUCKance of socially FUCK objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first 4CHAN television programs to address HELL Tourette's syndrome.

TOWELHEAD Tourette's is SEX not to be JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST confused with JERK OFF Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying JACK OFF chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SPICY CUNT FUCK random GIVING HEAD disorientation, culturally-CUNTYMINTS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JACK ABRAMOFF language, GIVING HEAD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CUNT FUCKHEAD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PENIS souvenir shoppes and massive YUKKY DOODY quantities I AM CORNHOLIO! of ANAL DIABETES QUEEF garbage.

Darnit.

A CUNNILINGUS Polite Note to the ASSCRACK Author:

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The YOU WANKER Tourette's PIGFUCKER Research Institute was CUNT founded to MOTHERFUCKER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have NEGRO Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your WANKSPLAT article BARBRA STREISAND funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SEMEN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MAMA MIA.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about MICK Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS Tourrette's sufferers HAIL SATAN! swear. You can AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SUCK A BIG DICK TV, for always focusing on the HELL bad side of a terrible JUNGLE BUNNY thing.
  • The main EUROIPODS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are TWAT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CUNTING ASSCRACK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small [expletive deleted] knee DONKEY DICK NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is WANK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CLEMEN school for WOMEN'S RIGHTS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HORSE SHIT sufferers to become COCK manically depressed and FLYING RAT'S ASS commit FUCKER suicide.
  • There is no OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! cure, and the NECROPHILIA drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKTARD tics often have adverse RAT'S COCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TONY LA RUSSA perodol" which caused my entire DONALD RUMSFELD body to go DAGO numb and HELL basically made it NIGGA! worse than REDNECK it is without the BRITNEY drug.

I am an active member of a PISS tourette syndrome CUNT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS the D'OH public view of Tourettes as a "WIGGER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITCOCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DAMN sorry for JOHN SMILEY FACE "hi-jacking" your HOMO entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHITE this that really FUCKFACE annoys me. I am working towards a SHITFACE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CUNTING ASSCRACK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be RECTUM RAIDER, and making fun of a GO HOME AND DIE horrible disorder is (not) NIPPLES funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your JACKASS SHIT time.

Best ASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “MOTHERFUCKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese ELECTION reply

As BUDDHIST MONK Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA IS CAPITALIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an STUDENT MOVEMENT effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of AMERICA'S GREAT! degenerate capitalist culture in those POISON IN BABY FORMULA countries. When showing PANCHEN LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MINORITIES in countries I LIKE BUSH leadership, those problems does not NORTH KOREA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a UIGURS byproduct of your MELAMINE capitalist society POISON IN BABY FORMULA.

Li Chiang “I LIKE BUSH” Wen

P.S. CLEVELAND STEAMER Regards to Andrew NAZI Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean LGBT RIGHTS reply

Mr. janitor

The CLEVELAND STEAMER bastard who wrote this article. You can CARPET MUNCHER punch him if you BULLSHIT want to.

As a I DON'T HAVE AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIV NEGATIVE white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASSWIPE saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How CUNT to CHICKEN SHIT cure CRAPFUCKER the LAKE TITICACA Tourette's JIGGABOO Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SON OF A BITCH for BARBRA STREISAND Tourette's FELLATIO Syndrome RONNIE CORBETT is FUCKFACE following RAT'S COCK these JERK OFF rules DONKEY PUNCHER in FRIG order:

  • 1: Avoid YOU WANKER immature DIPSHIT little JIZZ kids,
  • 2: Count to TIT SPRINKLES within BITCH 10 PUSSYseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your DAMN IT FAG P'KANG nor INBRED talk,
  • 4: Tell DOUCHETITS yourself you JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK don't BITCH have SHITE this NEGRO disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ASS WITH NASTY WANKSPLAT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

GENITALIA ARSE DICKLICK BUTTFUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY JIGGABOO FRIG ANAL WALRUS SHIT YOUR MOM

SHITTY FUCK OFF NEGRO COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BOOBS JIZZ RAT'S COCK BULLSHIT SHIT OUT OF MY DICK ASSHAT INJUN FUDGEPACKER WANK SHITTY SHITCOCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP BUNG-HOLE JERK OFF BUTTFUCKER I LIKE SCHOOL ASSHAT SLOPE ASSFACE CLUSTER FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE INBRED PIECE OF SHIT CUNT PISS OFF MY ASS MACACA JACKASS DAMN TAFFY DICKHEAD ANAL STEVE BALLMER JERK OFF STEVE BALLMER TOSSER SHITFACE ABO TRANNY BLOWJOB CHOAD SPUNK CHRISTHUMPER HEIL HITLER! RONNIE CORBETT CHOAD BULLSHIT COCK SHITSLINGING SPANK THE MONKEY FUCK YOU RONNIE CORBETT DAMN SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DAMNATION JOHN ELWAY FUCKTARD BONER CUM ASSHOLE BASTARD BOB SAGET ASSHOLE ASSHAT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUGGER GANGBANG GENITALIA I'LL RAPE YOU 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 PICKANINNY DILDO TOWELHEAD BUGGER BIBLE BASHER DUNE COON LAKE TITICACA HOSER BASTARD JACK OFF GANGBANG FUCKBAG FELCHMONKEY MOTHERFUCKER FUCK FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE COCK WIKIPEDIA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FRITZ FEWMETS GOD DAMN JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS TOTAL THONG TASTER WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! DICKFACE DOUCHING SHITFUCKER JOHN SMILEY FACE BOB SAGET TIT DIRT BOOBIES SHITE HORSE SHIT YOUR MOM GOD DAMMIT TITTYWANK D'OH TURD PISS CUM TACO BITCH FUCK YOU HORSE PENIS SHITFACE OSTRICH MY ASS RAGHEAD JUNGLE BUNNY YOU WANKER FUCKER DICKFACE SHITSLINGING DIPSHIT FUCK MONKEY SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS PISS ARTIST FUCKWIT FASHION BUG HELLFIRE I LIKE SCHOOL TACO PEEPEE WHORE SHITFACE COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK SEMEN TITTYWANK NIGGER FEWMETS YOU WANKER SHIT TITMOUSE ANAL ASSFACE TOWELHEAD ASS GOD DAMN CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE GENITALIA JIZZ FROG'S FAT ASS BOLLOCKS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE MONKEY SHIT CRAPMUNCHER JACK OFF FUCKWIT FUCKER PIGFUCKER BITCH COCKSMOKER FROG'S FAT ASS GREASER ASSHOLE BITCH PAKI MARGARET THATCHER SHITHEAD SHITFUCKER DIPSHIT SHITFACE SHIT WALRUS SHIT FUCKWIT TWO-INCH PENIS GYPSY FROG WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! SCRATCH! GROUNDER! NORTH KOREA TITS MICK DOG FUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HOMO SUITCASE PENIS CLUSTER FUCK WOODPECKERSHIT HELL DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNT NIGGER SUCK MY DICK SOD OFF HADJI ASSHAT MALL SANTA WILLY WONKA ABO FUCKING JUMP! INCEST PENIS ON A BUN TRANNY TOSSER HAIL SATAN! NEGRO FRIG BOOBIES ARSE DICK TITS PEDOPHILIA BUGFUCK DAMMIT NAZI COMMUNIST DILDO DAMN TWAT SHITHEAD POOPY MOTHERFUCKER HONKY PUSSY ASSCRACK BOLLOCKS BUKKAKE WANK HORSE PENIS KIKE SHIT POOPY ASSHOLE DOM DeLUISE GOD DAMMIT CLIT FUCKSTAIN SHITPISSER DOG SHIT ASS FASCIST TITS MONKEY'S UNCLE EXTRA LONG PENIS ASSWIPE GANGBANG HELL SHITFUCKER JUSTIN BIEBER JOHNNY BALLS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TITMOUSE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BOLLOCKS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER BITCH CRAP ON A STICK FUCKWIT DICK BIRD SHIT ASS FUCKER FUCKING SEX HOMO WIGGER FUCK A DUCK GOBSHITE DONGSHOVER FUCKHEAD Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BARBRA STREISAND SHIT PISS UP MY ARSE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! RAT'S ASS COCK BELLEND O CANADA FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BOB SAGET PISS HELL WHORE FUCKWIT ASSFACE JAP WHORE WHORE SPIC CUNT NEOPETS COCKSUCKER WHITE PEOPLE MAMA MIA AY-AY-AY FELCHMONKEY WANK YOUR MOM CUNNILINGUS [EXPLETIVE] SUCK A BIG DICK POLESMOKER INBRED AUTOFELLATIO LENS CRAFTERS DICKHEAD KAFFIR FUCKTARD PISS ARTIST FUCKHEAD WANK HELL CHIGGER WANK COON SCUMBAG BEANER SMEG COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK MASTURBATION CLIT COCK JERK OFF BOOBS I'LL RAPE YOU BOOBIES SHIT DICK ARSEBADGERS ASSRAPING GREASER SOD SHITE BRITNEY POMMIE NEOPETS SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT PUSSYLICKER TOWELHEAD DONKEY PUNCHER AUTOFELLATIO INBRED FLYING RAT'S ASS DONGSHOVER STEVE BALLMER CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM FAGGOT YUKKY DOODY 666 WOP JAP WHITE PEOPLE AMERICA ONLINE EAT MY SHIT! CHRISTHUMPER TITS & DICKS BULLSHIT ASSCRACK CUNT ASSHAT DOUCHE POMMIE FELCHMONKEY FAG SHITE TAMPONS SHIT CRAPMUNCHER CHING CHONG CHINK NORTH KOREA SON OF A BITCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BITCH LAKE TITICACA LET'S SHIT BITCH AY-AY-AY DAMMIT WANK POMMIE WOP DONGSHOVER FUCKFACE SHIT ASSHAT PISS OFF BRITNEY SHIT FUCK PISSHOLE DICKLICK DAMN DOUCHE NAZI ASSCRACK BALLS PORCH MONKEY CUNT BASTARD BITCH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BOOBS SON OF A BITCH ORGASM MASTURBATION O CANADA TITTIES JACKASS SHIT CLUSTER FUCK POLESMOKER All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy FEMADOM HELL HELL CLUSTER FUCK DICKWAD BANGKOK CRAP ON A STICK BOOBS DIPSHIT SHITE FUCKSTAIN CLUSTER FUCK CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT BOOBS HELL DAMN BENCH PRESS FUCKWIT GENITALIA FEMADOM FELLATIO FLYING FUCK PISS FUCK OFF CRAP RAGHEAD TWAT PEDOPHILIA PRICK CLUSTER FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU TURD CLEMEN DAMN ASS OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! BUGGER OFF CONAN O'BRIAN VENEREAL DISEASE CHOAD WIKIPEDIA MR WINKLER IS GAY BOOBS FUCK YOU RAGHEAD ARSE TOURETTE'S SYNDROME SHIT LIKE A HORSE JUSTIN BIEBER COCKSUCKER ANAL LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS GYPSY CAMEL JOCKEY POLESMOKER I AM CORNHOLIO! REDSKIN CUNT GOD DAMN JUNGLE BUNNY EPIDIDYMIS NIGGER TITS TITWANK SHITE GOD DAMN LIKE FATHER LIKE SON YID JESSE McCARTNEY BULLSHIT NIPPLES BIRD SHIT SEMEN PEARL NECKLACE GIVING HEAD GENITALIA FAG UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! FUCK YOU WHITE PEOPLE FUCK PISSHOLE BULLSHIT BUGGER ASSHAT HOMO SHITTY TIMBER NIGGER WOODPECKERSHIT SOD WANK 30 CASES OF PICKLES WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! SHITSLINGING PEDOPHILIA TAMPON IN MY ASS COON FRENCH TICKLER PISSHOLE AUTOFELLATIO DAMN IT INBRED WOP FUCK GOOK CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT DICKLICK STEVE BALLMER SHITFACE FUCKTARD PRICK WANK CANNED QUOTE COCKSUCKER MOCKIE ASSHOLE SHITFUCKER COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SCROTUM MICK POLAK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE NIGGER BALLS ASSHOLE PISS SON OF A BITCH PISS 666 PISS ARTIST COCK HELL PORCH MONKEY FLYING RAT'S ASS SUCK A BIG DICK NIGGER FAGGOT TAFFY FRITZ ART METAL PRODUCTS CLEMEN NICARAGUA FROG'S FAT ASS HATE HATE HAT BULLSHIT BANGKOK BUNG-HOLE I LIKE SCHOOL PISS ARTIST WANK GYPSY MAMA MIA DICKLICK CARPET MUNCHER RAT'S ASS I'LL RAPE YOU SEMEN ASS DOUCHING PENISPENISPENIS!!! SHIT SUCK MY DICK DOUCHE PORCUPINE'S BALLS TITTYWANK WOODPECKERSHIT NIGGER TITS COCKSMOKER TWAT DAGO RONNIE CORBETT MOZILLA FIREFOX BITCH COCKSMOKER PAKI GRIS SECOND BALLS CHIGGER GOD DAMN BELGIUM GOD DAMN OSTRICH MY ASS ORGASM SON OF A BITCH HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN CUNTYMINTS [Insert silly non-swear here] HONKY BEANER DIPSHIT DAMN IT SON OF A BITCH LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CHIGGER PAKI HO PISS OFF SHITE 666 NIGGER SEMEN FUCKSTAIN Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive WALRUS SHIT and with the [expletive deleted] and his REDSKIN of girraffes in which CUNTRAG while reading about SAMUEL L. JACKSON!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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