Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BENCH PRESS neurochemical FUCK disorder BRUSH MA TEETH characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WIENER, sudden O KURWA! m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements VAGINA or MARY WHITEHOUSE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BOOBS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may RAT'S ASS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken VENEREAL DISEASE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA RAPE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BASTARD NIPPLES words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous JERK OFF utterFUCKance of socially BUTTFUCKER objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first MONKEY SHIT television programs to address WIKIPEDIA Tourette's syndrome.

WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? Tourette's is POO POO BLOWJOB not to be JACKASS confused with WEHATEMARIO Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SCUMBAG chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITFUCKER random COON disorientation, culturally-PENIS ON A BUN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SOD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JACKASS SHIT language, Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places COON RAT'S ASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BOOBIES souvenir shoppes and massive TWAT quantities BULLSHIT of ANAL DIABETES SHITFUCKER garbage.

Darnit.

A COCK Polite Note to the CRAPMUNCHER Author:

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The HENTAI Tourette's CROTCH Research Institute was FLYING FUCK founded to TITS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DIPSHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BITCH article GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GOD DAMMIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or JESUS FUCKING CHRIST changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WOP.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about WANK Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of DIPSHIT Tourrette's sufferers VENEREAL DISEASE swear. You can NAZI blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame RECTUM RAIDER TV, for always focusing on the CHAV bad side of a terrible COCKSTUFFER thing.
  • The main VENEREAL DISEASE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BALLS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! knee FUCKTARD NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is NIGGER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CAPTAIN CRUNCH cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at NIPPLES school for CUNT CRAPPER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage VAGINA sufferers to become NIGGER manically depressed and CHINK commit DOG FUCKER suicide.
  • There is no FUCKSTAIN cure, and the GANGBANG drugs that are available to, "calm" the HOSER tics often have adverse FUCKING A side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna RUSTY TROMBONE perodol" which caused my entire I'LL RAPE YOU body to go CUM numb and FUCKSTAIN basically made it NIGGA! worse than CONDOMS it is without the JENKEM drug.

I am an active member of a TAMPONS tourette syndrome GOD DAMMIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FRIG the LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT public view of Tourettes as a "DAMN IT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ANUSCAKE sorry for FELCHMONKEY "hi-jacking" your BULLSHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA this that really DOT HEAD annoys me. I am working towards a MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BULLCRAP article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DAMN IT, and making fun of a BUTT-HEAD horrible disorder is (not) PEDOPHILIA funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DOUCHE time.

Best JACK OFF regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SAND NIGGER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT MOVEMENT reply

As TANK MAN Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are INDIA HAS NUKES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill I LIKE BUSH Westerners show is not an RIVER CRABS SUCK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those DEMOCRACY countries. When showing TIBET right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PROTESTS in countries FIREWALLS leadership, those problems does not CHRISTIANITY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DISSIDENTS byproduct of your CAPITALISM capitalist society DALAI LAMA.

Li Chiang “POISON IN BABY FORMULA” Wen

P.S. I'LL RAPE YOU Regards to Andrew STEVE BALLMER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean BRITAIN reply

Mr. janitor

The TITMOUSE bastard who wrote this article. You can FRIG punch him if you MOLDY TITS want to.

As a MUGABE HAS AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough KU KLUX KLAN problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you LGBT RIGHTS remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DONGSHOVER saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my SPUNK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How FUCK YOU to BUKKAKE cure WIENER the PEEPEE Tourette's NIGGER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment MOTHERFUCKER for NEGRO Tourette's TITTIES Syndrome LHASA is PUNANI following CHIGGER these PISS ARTIST rules JERRY in BUTTFUCKER order:

  • 1: Avoid SPUNK immature TIT SPRINKLES little ASS kids,
  • 2: Count to HITLER within SHITFUCKER 10 MASTURBATIONseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your CLUSTER FUCK DAMN HELL nor WIENER talk,
  • 4: Tell FUCK yourself you PORCH MONKEY don't COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT have WARNER MUSIC GROUP this SPUNK disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHIT WITH NASTY DICKLICK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S INBRED FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

GO HOME AND DIE GO HOME AND DIE CUNNILINGUS I'LL RAPE YOU WINDOWS VISTA 666 SHITHEAD PEDOPHILIA GYPSY ASSWIPE

MOTHERFUCKER DICKFACE SHITFUCKER INBRED FUCKWIT PIG BASTARD SEMEN PUSSYLICKER JACK OFF HELL CUNTRAG ASSHAT RAPE FUCK RAT'S COCK GOD DAMMIT [expletive deleted] QUEEF TAFFY FROG'S FAT ASS BASTARD CLEVELAND STEAMER WANK TURD TIMBER NIGGER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT YOU WANKER HOLY DUMB FUCK [expletive deleted] SHITFACE DAMN COCKSMOKER ASSFACE PIECE OF SHIT DYKE FUCK YOU BASTARD WANK WANK FAGGOT FELCHMONKEY BOOBS SHITFUCKER PISS SHITE FUCKTARD FUCKWIT PISS CUNT LICK PUSSY BUGFUCK RAT'S ASS FRENCH TICKLER GRIS DEVELOPERS! I AM CORNHOLIO! TITS FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH GIVING HEAD PUSSY FEMADOM HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! BALL SACK POMMIE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASS SAND NIGGER COCKSUCKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FELCHMONKEY NECROPHILIA BITCH PISS FUCK GOATSE KIKE SEMEN HOSER DICKFACE D'OH FUCKSTAIN FUCKER THONG TASTER AUTOFELLATIO MARY WHITEHOUSE NECROPHILIA VAGINA ASSCRACK BULLSHIT INCEST URINE-GARGLING I AM CORNHOLIO! SHIT AMERICA ONLINE BUTTFUCKER NIGGER DAMMIT FRENCH TICKLER NEGRO JUNGLE BUNNY ABO BALLS TWISTY VAGINA SHAKOPEE CONDOMS PISS OFF MY ASS ASS CHUFF STEVE BALLMER NECROPHILIA FLYING FUCK FUCKSTAIN IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BASTARD VAGINA FUCKTARD PEEPEE PISS NIGGER TITS DOUCHE SLOPE YOU WANKER ABO LOLCAT POLACK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCKHEAD RAPE DOG FUCKER YOU WANKER PEDOPHILIA WHORE pen0r LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCKHEAD DAGO SUCK MY COCK BUKKAKE FUCK YOU BEAVER ORGASM TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE TWISTY VAGINA BITCH PAKI SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM MOCKIE FUCKING ASSWIPE RAGHEAD SHITHEAD SHITHEAD BIG FOOT GENITALIA BOOBS PISS ARTIST CRAP ON A STICK SCUMBAG FUCKFACE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BALLS CUNT FUCKER DOG SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BASTARD CUNTYMINTS FUCKSTAIN NIHILISM TWAT SEX BITCH MACACA FRIG KAFFIR DIPSHIT SHIT SHITSLINGING SHITCOCK BITCH SHITE SUITCASE PENIS LHASA FUCKFACE I AM CORNHOLIO! YOU WANKER PUSSY SPIC SEX DIPSHIT KIDDY FIDDLER CTHULHU FHTAGN SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD MONKEY SHIT SHIT CUNT CRAPMUNCHER NIGGER LAKE TITICACA DICKFACE DICKHEAD DICK FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKER FLAMING ASS BADGER WANKER VAGINA PAKI I DON'T HAVE AIDS CUM SEMEN SHITFUCKER SUGARTITS HORSE SHIT SUCK MY COCK FIST FUCK RECTUM RAIDER MAMA MIA QUEEF ASS DAMN HADJI CUNT SHITHEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHITE JENKEM WANKER SEX RAPE COCKSMOKER HO GRAPE PENIS DIPSHIT DAMMIT FUCKHEAD FUCK YOU HO FUCK OFF NEGRO TAFFY FRIG DICKLICK BASTARD WANKER SHITFUCKER TITS FUCKFACE POMMIE ORGASM CUNT TOTAL FAGGOT DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU HELL DUMBASS BITCH AUTOFELLATIO GOD DAMMIT BEAVER RAPE BUGGER OFF WANK PISS OFF FUCKSTAIN SHITSLINGING JACKASS SHIT FRIG MOTHERFUCKER SHITFACE FUCKING NICARAGUA SHITHEAD PISS UP MY ARSE NIPPLES FUCKING A WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? [expletive deleted] MY ANUS IS BLEEDING NIGNOG HO LICK PUSSY FUCK YOU GOBSHITE CAMEL FUCKER LICK PUSSY IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD LIMEY POLESMOKER ASSHAT I WILL END YOU! DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! PUSSY CHOAD KISSER CLEVELAND STEAMER POMMIE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKBAG HORSE PENIS RAT'S ASS BLUMPKIN WANK POTTYMOUTH MAMA MIA FUCK BIG FOOT GOAT DICK CHOAD KISSER WIGGER WANKER TRANNY FUCKWIT JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCK OFF DICK IN A BOX LICK PUSSY YOU WANKER FUCKHEAD TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! TRANNY PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE JACK OFF ASSRAPING FAGGOT SHITSLINGING FUCK OFF SHITTY CLIT SAGGY TITS YOU WANKER CRAPMUNCHER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BRUSH MA TEETH GYPSY SCUMBAG PAKI CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN DOODIE HEAD FUCKTARD SHITHEAD WANK DONKEY PUNCHER DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE MOTHERFUCKER DONKEY DICK BITCH PUSSY DIPSHIT BOB SAGET BATHING SUIT AREA O CANADA BOOBS SOD LICK PUSSY URINE-GARGLING COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKING FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CUNNILINGUS TAFFY DAMN NEGRO INBRED TITS & DICKS ORGASM LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHITFACE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ASS HELL SHITBALLS AAAAAAAAA! SHITSLIDE CRAP FUCK YOU MACACA RAGHEAD REDNECK ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! BUTT PIRATE BLOWJOB JACKASS BIG FOOT BITCH KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 RICK MORANIS LHASA WANKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCK SHITFACE ASS LICKER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK PENIS ON A BUN BASTARD SHITE DOM DeLUISE EXTRA LONG PENIS BEAVER I WILL KILL YOU! BUGGER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS HELL DOUCHING SHITFUCKER ASSHOLE RUSTY TROMBONE JACKASS SHIT WIGGER FUCK OFF FUCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BALLS CUNTSWILLING I DON'T HAVE AIDS HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! SHITFACE GOAT DICK SEX DOT HEAD DONKEY PUNCHER PENISBIRD CRAPMUNCHER TITS & DICKS CROTCH CLEMEN SHITTY BALL SACK DAGO DAMN IT SON OF A BITCH BITCH PEARL NECKLACE FELLATIO WEHATEMARIO CLUSTER FUCK POLAK PISS CRAP FUCK OFF FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS SPUNK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BUGGER SEX RAT'S ASS WETBACK CUNT JERRY ASSHOLE DICK FUCK OFF TITS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GANGBANG TURD ASSWIPE HOSER TIT SPRINKLES TITS & DICKS HELL SHITTY FUCKING RAPE TURD DONKEY DICK DUNE COON SHITHEAD SHITE BIRD SHIT ANAL FUCKFACE SHITCUNTING THONG TASTER BULLSHIT FUCK DAMMIT DOG SHIT FUCKSTAIN VAGINA COCKSHITTER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SON OF A BITCH WIENER HELL CUM ASS GENITALIA DAMN POTTYMOUTH CLIT ASSCRACK MILF CRAPPY KAFFIR MONKEY'S UNCLE DAGO WANK FUCKSTAIN CLEVELAND STEAMER BRITNEY PUSSY FUCK MY COMMUNION WAFER OF KAFFIR HOT GRITS SEX GOBSHITE SHIT NAZI SHIT BONG NICARAGUA FRIG GOD DAMN CLEVELAND STEAMER FRIG CUNT [Insert swear here] SHITE SON OF A BITCH CUNNILINGUS NIGGER TITS FUCKTARD MACACA SUCK MY DICK ASSCRACK PORCH MONKEY SHIT RAPE SHITFACE YID COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CUNTING ASSCRACK COMMUNIST DILDO BULLCRAP MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CUNT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA HORSE SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PENIS SHITBALLS [expletive deleted] SHITFUCKER ASSFACE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TIT DIRT FUCKING HORSE SHIT BORDER HOPPER I'LL RAPE YOU pen0r DUNE COON RECTUM RAIDER SHITSLINGING RAT'S COCK FUCKER WANKER ASSFACE CUNTBUCKET SHITPISSER DUMBASS WHORE FUCKTARD QUEEF DICKFACE CLIT INBRED FUCKING A FAG FELCHING ASSWIPE DIPSHIT CROTCH WIENER LOLCAT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA GOBSHITE WIENER REDSKIN BALL SACK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ALEX TREBEK CHICKEN SHIT I DON'T HAVE AIDS HORSE SHIT ASSHAT D'OH TWISTY VAGINA MICK DOT HEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS COCKGOBLIN CHIGGER BONER DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE NAZI FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCK JAP HELL THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS CANNED QUOTE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS MACACA NIGGER WANKSPLAT YOU WANKER HELL ANUSCAKE SHITCUNTING DILDO FROG CROTCH PAKI POOPY Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive JACK OFF and with the JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS and his REDSKIN of girraffes in which CLUSTER FUCK while reading about DARTH VADER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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