Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SAND NIGGER neurochemical FUCK disorder HORSE SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BULLSHIT, sudden MOTHERFUCKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS or GANGBANG vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CLUSTER FUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated JACKASS SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ABO by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JAP words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BUGFUCK GOD DAMN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHIT utterFUCKance of socially BORDER HOPPER objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ARSE television programs to address RAT'S COCK Tourette's syndrome.

ROSIE O'DONNELL Tourette's is PIGFUCKER not to be JACKASS confused with BASTARD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying NIGGER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves GANGBANG random NI disorientation, culturally-WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER?-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PENISFUCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKSTAIN language, LOLCAT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places JERRY SHITFACE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky INBRED souvenir shoppes and massive ARSE quantities ASSWIPE of ANAL DIABETES REDNECK garbage.

Darnit.

A PASTURE Polite Note to the JIGGABOO Author:

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The SHITFACE Tourette's TIT SPRINKLES Research Institute was RECTUM RAIDER founded to FRENCH TICKLER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your NIGGER article PENISBIRD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BIRD IN THE HOUSE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HOSER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BULLSHIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKSTAIN Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of DIPSHIT Tourrette's sufferers FUCKWIT swear. You can FUCKHEAD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SAGGY TITS TV, for always focusing on the GOOK bad side of a terrible MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE thing.
  • The main GIVING HEAD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUNTING ASSCRACK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WANK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BASTARD knee FUCKTARD NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is KIKE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BUTTFUCKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at TOURETTE'S SYNDROME school for PISS OFF something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GARBAGE DAY! sufferers to become BOOBS manically depressed and GRINGO commit SHIT suicide.
  • There is no WANK cure, and the FUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the DONKEY PUNCHER tics often have adverse SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FLYING FUCK perodol" which caused my entire TITS & DICKS body to go BLISTERING BARNACLES numb and SOD basically made it NIGGA! worse than TAFFY it is without the SHITFACE drug.

I am an active member of a CRAP ON A STICK tourette syndrome GANGBANG association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BUGGER the MALARKY public view of Tourettes as a "INJUN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASSCRACK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCK sorry for BULLSHIT "hi-jacking" your TWAT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHIT this that really CHUFF annoys me. I am working towards a FUCK YOU better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASSHOLE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM, and making fun of a ASS horrible disorder is (not) FUCK YOU funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PECKERHEAD time.

Best CLUSTER FUCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CUNT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese AMERICA'S GREAT! reply

As DALAI LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are UIGURS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DISSIDENTS Westerners show is not an OPINION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TANK MAN degenerate capitalist culture in those CENSORSHIP countries. When showing FIREWALLS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT MOVEMENT in countries STUDENT PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not RIVER CRABS SUCK occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FREEDOM OF SPEECH byproduct of your BUDDHIST MONK capitalist society COMMUNISM IS STUPID.

Li Chiang “CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST” Wen

P.S. DIRTY SANCHEZ Regards to Andrew RAT'S COCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

Mr. janitor

The MALL SANTA bastard who wrote this article. You can CLUSTER FUCK punch him if you CUNNILINGUS want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this KU KLUX KLAN country anyway, without this triple thick cock LGBT RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “LGBT RIGHTS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BITCH saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my FELLATIO intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How TURD to SHIT cure SHITCOCK the BALLS Tourette's GREASER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKSTAIN for FUCKER Tourette's SHIT Syndrome FUCKTARD is PRICK following BASTARD these MARGARET THATCHER rules PEEPEE in GANGBANG order:

  • 1: Avoid AMERICA ONLINE immature IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! little MOTHERFUCKER kids,
  • 2: Count to DIPSHIT within FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA 10 HADJIseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your CLUSTER FUCK CONDOMS FROG'S FAT ASS nor ASSFACE talk,
  • 4: Tell SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH yourself you SHIT don't FUCK YOU have FUCKHEAD this WHITE PEOPLE disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JACK OFF WITH NASTY JACKASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JIGGABOO FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

HELLFIRE SLOPE FUCK DAMN KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 PENISPENISPENIS!!! PEDOPHILIA WOODPECKERSHIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SHITCOCK

FUCKWIT NAZI BOLLOCKS FLAMING ASS BADGER SHITTY IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CLEMEN DICK TITS POLACK BOLLOCKS FUCKFACE FELLATIO CUNT ASSWIPE ADMINS ARE GAY FUCK EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITCUNTING SCUMBUCKET TOWELHEAD CHINK ASSFACE INCEST CHRIS CHAN BITCH FLYING FUCK WOP HELL SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS TAMPON IN MY ASS ABO CLUSTER FUCK NECROPHILIA SHITE IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU JACKASS RONNIE CORBETT ARSE JUSTIN BIEBER BOOBIES SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BASTARD BARBRA STREISAND MONKEY BALLS NIHILISM PORCH MONKEY TWAT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BOLLOCKS CHENEY ASS SHITFACE SHITE SHIT SHITSKIN ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS COON BOB SAGET VENEREAL DISEASE PRICK PUSSYLICKER FIRECROTCH SPIC FUCKBAG MOTHERFUCKER SHITSLINGING ASSFACE ASS FAGGOT BULLCRAP TURD CAMEL FUCKER WIGGER HOMO KIKE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS TURD FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS AMERICA ONLINE BUTT-HEAD SHITCOCK HOT GRITS DICK JESSE McCARTNEY BITCH CHICKEN SHIT O KURWA! RAPE FROG'S FAT ASS SEMEN CUM PISS ANUSCAKE POLACK SUGARTITS FUCKSTAIN EPIDIDYMIS INCEST FUCKING PUSSYLICKER FUCKING BLUE PENIS! CONDOMS GOATSE FUCKFACE ASS MONKEY BALLS DAMN RAT'S ASS FAG GREASER EPIDIDYMIS BUGGER SEX DELICIOUS CAKE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! GOD DAMMIT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BITCH HOMO FU SPANG MOCKIE CRAP FLYING FUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE STRAWBERRY ASS CHOAD KISSER BULLSHIT PANCHEN LAMA CUM WANK CLEVELAND STEAMER BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER CUNT FRENCH TICKLER NIGNOG BEAVER RAT'S ASS INCEST GANGBANG BOOBS BULLSHIT SHITE PANCHEN LAMA HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS COON MOTHERFUCKER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BUGFUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD WANK FUDGEPACKER BASTARD PIECE OF SHIT ASSBANDIT FROG DAGO CHOAD CAMEL FUCKER ASSFACE SHITFACE PIG HELL SHITE WANK COON COCKSUCKER BATMAN & ROBIN BASTARD WANK MOTHERFUCKER CRAP WIGGER BULLCRAP DOUCHEBAG FROG DYKE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JUSTIN BIEBER POOPOO MAMA MIA DELICIOUS CAKE KNOBJOCKEY SON OF A BITCH INBRED GIVING HEAD FUCK YOU DUNE COON FUCK SHITBALLS SHITFACE VAGINA JAP JACK OFF CUNT PEDOPHILIA PEARL NECKLACE DICK CLIT pen0r FUCKFUCKFUCK BONER NIGGER CRACKER FUCK AUTOFELLATIO TWISTY VAGINA FUCK ASS LICKER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS JIGGABOO FLYING FUCK BONER JACK OFF HELL ADMINS ARE GAY PRICK FUCKFACE SHITSLINGING SHITBALLS CLIT CHICKEN SHIT CLUSTER FUCK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SHIT CRAP WOMEN'S RIGHTS FAGGOT ARSE KRAUT MARGARET THATCHER MOLDY TITS PAKI RAT'S COCK DONKEY DICK FELCHING CANNED QUOTE WIENER FUCKHEAD ASS POOPOO RAPE CRAPFUCKER FUCK BITCH PENIS YUKKY DOODY FELCHMONKEY HELL ASSHOLE ANUSCAKE WANK FUCKING DONKEY PUNCHER TAFFY PIG DOUCHE NAZI FROG'S FAT ASS SEMEN SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! WIENER FUCKSTAIN SHITE SHITTY HELLFIRE DOG FUCKER FRITZ DICKFACE FUCKING JACKASS LET'S SHIT TITTIES DONKEY PUNCHER CRAPFUCKER CRAP SCUMBUCKET MALL SANTA DOG SHIT NEGRO THIS IS A RARE SWEAR JACKASS FUCK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PEEPEE NEOPETS PISS ARTIST ARSEBADGERS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! NAZI CLEVELAND STEAMER INBRED SHITTY BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN RAT'S COCK SHITSKIN TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! [EXPLETIVE] COCKGOBLIN SHITE DICKHEAD HO SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PUSSYLICKER CONAN O'BRIAN SHAKOPEE YOUR MOM CRAP SOD OFF FUCK OFF DAMN GOD DAMN DAMN IT PISS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BOYCOTT VIACOM! MALL SANTA ASSRAPING CAMEL FUCKER WIENER CRAP FUCK YOU PANCHEN LAMA BITCH DAMMIT DOUCHEBAG ASSCRACK SHITTY TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! COCK VAGINA DARTH VADER BIRD SHIT ASS LICKER EPIDIDYMIS DOUCHING BIGNOSE DAMN IT CHENEY HOLY DUMB FUCK DICKLICK MONKEY SHIT DAMN GRIS SHITTY FUCKHEAD ASSHOLE KAFFIR PEEPEE CUNT GRINGO TAFFY QUEEF CHAV WIENER BASTARD DAMN NORTH KOREA BALLS CUNT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKER REDSKIN DAMN ASS DOUCHING DICK FLYING FUCK DONKEY DICK BALLS ASS ASSHAT JOHNNY DICK TITS COCK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! COON FENCE JUMPER GOD DAMN MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BIRD SHIT FUCKING JUMP! PENIS DYKE pen0r POMMIE BUGGER OFF MAMA MIA INJUN PISS ARTIST DONALD RUMSFELD CONDOMS JOHN SMILEY FACE DAGO WANK ASS GOD DAMN PANCHEN LAMA MOTHERFUCKER BONER CUNTBUCKET AAAAAAAAA! SECOND BALLS TWISTY VAGINA MOTHERFUCKER NORTH KOREA FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT SHITFACE DONALD RUMSFELD ASSHOLE CHIGGER DAMN NIPPLES VAGINA COCKSMOKER NAZI AY-AY-AY FUCK NUGGET ASSHAT DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU COCK DOUCHE SHITBALLS WIENER HORSE SHIT WETBACK POO POO BLOWJOB SHITFUCKER SHITHEAD BELLEND SCUMBAG PAKI SEMEN ARSEBADGERS DICK CHICKEN FUCKFACE HORSE SHIT WANK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCKWIT GOD DAMN MILF FELCHING BULLSHIT DICKWAD AUTOFELLATIO BUGFUCK MILF ORGASM EMO FUCK SHITTY PISS SHIT DOUCHEBAG MASTURBATION FUCKTARD FROG'S FAT ASS CUNNILINGUS CHINK GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY FUCK ASS MONKEY SHIT FU SPANG COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DOT HEAD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS HELL OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH CROTCH BOON D'OH NIPPLES MONKEY BALLS BALLS CUNT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BELLEND SUCK MY COCK BLUMPKIN JAP SEX SHAKOPEE FAG FIRECROTCH NEOPETS HO GOD DAMN WHORE BULLSHIT ASSWIPE COON FUCKER COON PUSSYLICKER ORGASM CHICKEN FRIES EAT MY SHIT! NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DIPSHIT HORSE SHIT TWAT CHAV FRENCH TICKLER GOOK COON SUCK MY DICK SHITBALLS COCKSUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSFACE COON PRICK FELLATIO FUCKTARD CUNT FUCKING A FUCKWIT CRAPPY HOSER NORTH KOREA FUCK OFF NEGRO BUTT PIRATE PUSSYLICKER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCKBAG BUTT PIRATE SHITCOCK ASSWIPE DILDO POTTYMOUTH I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! PUSSY CC PLZ FUCKWIT CUNTRAG HADJI FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CUNNILINGUS INBRED ARFENHOUSE ASS CUNT CHICKEN SHIT FUCKSTAIN ASSCRACK SCUMBAG MILF TITTIES HOMO FUCKFACE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! TRANNY GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS SLOPE PISS OFF POOPOO BULLSHIT BUTTFUCKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA GOD DAMMIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES JAP HAIL SATAN! BELGIUM JACKASS CUNT DUMBASS FUCK WOP BOOBIES WETBACK AY-AY-AY EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITE SHITCUNTING SHITHEAD WALRUS SHIT WANK AUTOFELLATIO BASTARD JIZZ MOZILLA FIREFOX I'LL RAPE YOU DUNE COON NIGNOG FAG I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL NECROPHILIA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! BALLS DILDO WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY DICKLICK SOD OFF PIECE OF SHIT CUNT FUCKSTAIN JACKASS POOPY NEGRO ASS PISS FROG'S FAT ASS INBRED Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! and with the TWO-INCH PENIS and his SUCK MY DICK of girraffes in which CROTCH while reading about DAMN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See SCRATCH! GROUNDER! also

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