Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MONKEY SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder CUNT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FIRECROTCH, sudden BALLS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CHRISTHUMPER or VAGINA vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated WANK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BOOBS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSCRACK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SCUMBAG words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BEAVER ASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous QUEEF utterFUCKance of socially FUCKFACE objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first COON television programs to address BITCH Tourette's syndrome.

TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS Tourette's is JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS not to be DARTH VADER confused with HORSE SHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DARTH VADER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CHINK random ARSE disorientation, culturally-FUCKING FUCKFUCKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CRAPPY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ORGASM language, TACO and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DICK CHICKEN FLYING FUCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSWANKING FAILURE! souvenir shoppes and massive FOUR-EYES quantities BANGKOK of ANAL DIABETES BONER garbage.

Darnit.

A ASSHAT Polite Note to the BLOWJOB Author:

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The I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL Tourette's TWISTY VAGINA Research Institute was CARPET MUNCHER founded to FIRECROTCH.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKING A Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITTY article SHITE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PUSSY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or GOD DAMN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about POMMIE Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of DICKLICK Tourrette's sufferers HELL swear. You can BLUE PENIS! blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASSWIPE TV, for always focusing on the RAT'S COCK bad side of a terrible MALARKY thing.
  • The main BRITNEY symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are RICK MORANIS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASSWIPE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITTY knee NIPPLES NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is HITLER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DIRTY SANCHEZ cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKING school for HITLER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASSCRACK sufferers to become CTHULHU FHTAGN manically depressed and FUCK NUGGET commit I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY suicide.
  • There is no JENKEM cure, and the BALLS drugs that are available to, "calm" the DOUCHE NAZI tics often have adverse WIENER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna LIMEY perodol" which caused my entire WIENER body to go FUCKWIT numb and SACRAMENTO basically made it NIGGA! worse than DOT HEAD it is without the BITCH drug.

I am an active member of a SOD tourette syndrome DAMN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CHAV the JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE public view of Tourettes as a "ASS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GRIS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ASS sorry for BASTARD "hi-jacking" your BUKKAKE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JACKASS this that really CLEMEN annoys me. I am working towards a BOLLOCKS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BULLSHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITHEAD, and making fun of a NECROPHILIA horrible disorder is (not) DAGO funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CHOAD time.

Best BITCH regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PISS OFF MY ASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TAIWAN reply

As MONGOLIANS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBETAN BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA IS CAPITALIST Westerners show is not an FALUN GONG effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TAIWAN degenerate capitalist culture in those MELAMINE countries. When showing HUMAN RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FREEDOM OF SPEECH in countries BUDDHIST MONK leadership, those problems does not BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBET byproduct of your STUDENT MOVEMENT capitalist society VOTE.

Li Chiang “TIBET” Wen

P.S. I WILL KILL YOU! Regards to Andrew PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

Mr. janitor

The FIRECROTCH bastard who wrote this article. You can FAGGOT punch him if you CUNT CRAPPER want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not KU KLUX KLAN white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ARSE saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How DAMN to BALL SACK cure PEARL NECKLACE the HELLFUCKER Tourette's BRITNEY Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BITCH for JACKASS Tourette's GOOK Syndrome DOUCHING is SHITSLINGING following CONDOMS these TOSSER rules DICKFACE in CUNTRAG order:

  • 1: Avoid PENIS immature BEAVER little [expletive deleted] kids,
  • 2: Count to FLYING FUCK within HO 10 SUCK MY DICKseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your SHITE FELCHING HORSE SHIT nor DANDELIONS talk,
  • 4: Tell ASS yourself you FUCK don't FUCK have SON OF A BITCH this DICK CHICKEN disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BOOBS WITH NASTY JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FELCHMONKEY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CUNTSWILLING SHITE JACKASS ASSFACE ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITSKIN BLISTERING BARNACLES JAP

FUCK YOU ANAL TOTAL BRITNEY PISSHOLE DICKHEAD FUCKING JUMP! SHITSLIDE DIPSHIT JACKASS JIGGABOO BUGFUCK REDNECK WOP WIENER FUCK OFF BITCH FUCKER FALSE BENSON ASS FUCKTARD DICKLICK BUGFUCK RAT'S ASS ASSHAT JUNGLE BUNNY SHAKOPEE SHIT CLUSTER FUCK ASSWIPE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASS SHITSLIDE CLEMEN CLEMEN NORTH KOREA PENISFUCK CHOAD FUCK JAP CHENEY CUNTRAG CRAPPY UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! COLGATE BONER FUCKSTAIN GOOK ASSCRACK GOD DAMMIT FUCKWIT HATE HATE HAT ASSRAMMER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ASSCRACK MACACA DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PISS DICKHEAD CHRISTHUMPER ABO SUCK MY COCK FU SPANG CROTCH HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS TONY LA RUSSA GANGBANG DICKHEAD VENEREAL DISEASE NIGGER BUTT PIRATE AY-AY-AY HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS [expletive deleted] BUGFUCK FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DICK CHICKEN CHUFF GRINGO FUCK HONKY HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY FUCK NUGGET WIGGER RAT'S ASS ASSFACE COCK RAT'S COCK SHITE PISS WHORE CHIGGER POOPY SHIT ASSHOLE CRAPMUNCHER MONKEY'S UNCLE O CANADA SEMEN FUCKTARD PIGFUCKER SHITSKIN ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT ASSHOLE ASSWIPE NIPPLES GANGBANG CLUSTER FUCK ASSHOLE ASSHOLE SEX WHORE WOP MOCKIE WINDOWS VISTA HAIL SATAN! PUSSY FU SPANG TITTYWANK REDNECK SHITHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SAND NIGGER ASSCRACK ALEX TREBEK NIGGER CROTCH JACKASS KRAUT CUNT WANK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS GENITALIA PUNANI AUTOFELLATIO DAMN FUCK DIPSHIT FROG'S FAT ASS NI BUTTFUCKER ARSE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DAGO REDNECK TITTYWANK HUEY P. NEWTON MASTURBATION COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DAGO DIPSHIT FUCKBAG FRED PHELPS NORTH KOREA NAZI NEGRO MOTHERFUCKER SOD OFF SOD FELCHING FUCKSTAIN SUCK MY DICK COCK JACKASS COCKSTUFFER PISS ARTIST FUCKWIT RUSTY TROMBONE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BITCH COON ASSFACE JOHNNY TWAT WIKIPEDIA DIPSHIT FASHION BUG ASS JOHN SMILEY FACE ASSHAT STUDENT RIOTS BUKKAKE HADJI AUTOFELLATIO SHITFACE JERK OFF JOHN SMILEY FACE PORCH MONKEY SNUFF PORN CRAP JACKASS HONKY DOG FUCKER GANGBANG DONKEY PUNCHER PEDOPHILIA JOHN ELWAY HELL SHITE SHIT GO HOME AND DIE PUSSY NIGNOG WIENER DANDELIONS KRAUT TITS BUGGER BUKKAKE DOG FUCKER DESU BEANER MONKEY SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PUNANI RAT'S COCK SHITE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! MOTHERFUCKER JOHNNY BITCH NAZI WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SHITFACE DAMMIT ARSE JACKASS NEGRO SHITHEAD SPUNK ASS PISS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CUNT CRAPPER VAGINA SMEG BUGGER OFF MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS RANDY TRAVIS FUCKSTAIN TITWANK TOWELHEAD ASSHOLE CUNT STUDENT RIOTS GOOK PRICK PECKERHEAD NIPPLES ALEX TREBEK JERK OFF I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY JACKASS BITCH I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY TAMPONS DONALD RUMSFELD CLEVELAND STEAMER MOTHERFUCKER ORGASM JENKEM [expletive deleted] ASSHOLE SHIT BRUSH MA TEETH FUCKSTAIN BUGGER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DAGO CHINK JACKASS FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN FRENCH TICKLER SPANK THE MONKEY RUSKIE HELLFIRE BIRD SHIT TITS GRUE RAPE HORSE SHIT CUNTRAG YID MALL SANTA FUCKER DICK IN A BOX SCUMBAG FROG'S FAT ASS SHITTY DIPSHIT HORSE SHIT JACKASS TITMOUSE PISS ARTIST CLEVELAND STEAMER INBRED POWERSHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ORGASM JAP GOBSHITE BUGGER OFF DICKLICK YOU SUCK BALLS PISS OFF ASS LICKER GENITALIA DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BRITNEY JIZZ SHITTY FRAK BULLSHIT FENCE JUMPER BUTTFUCKER MALL SANTA RAT'S ASS FLAMING ASS BADGER NIGGER SHITFUCKER TITS & DICKS D'OH SHIT ALEX TREBEK COCKSTUFFER ARFENHOUSE RAPE SHITE PAKI HUEY P. NEWTON SHITSLINGING JACKASS COCK BARBRA STREISAND CUNT HELL AUTOFELLATIO BASTARD CUM AUTOFELLATIO [expletive deleted] SEX ASSFACE CUNT DILDO FUCK MILF GOBSHITE BASTARD SHIT JACKASS TESTICLE CHOKE SHITTY BIRD IN THE HOUSE ORGASM ASS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CUNTING ASSCRACK HELL DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER MOCKIE HUEY P. NEWTON POLESMOKER RAT'S ASS SHIT COON FUCKTARD GOD DAMN BITCH ASS CHINK SHITHEAD FUCKHEAD TWAT MONKEY SHIT ARSE WEHATEMARIO BITCH WILLY WONKA COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCK PECKERHEAD SHITFUCKER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE POLAK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR TOSSER SHITE DESU SHITFUCKER BIRD SHIT ASSHOLE CLUSTER FUCK YOU WANKER DOG SHIT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM COCK MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT GRIS JIZZ FUCK TRANNY DAGO ASSHOLE FUCK REDSKIN SHIT DANDELIONS WIENER FUCK SOD OFF ASSFACE FROG SHITBALLS LET'S SHIT HENTAI MONKEY SHIT MONKEY SHIT HELL PUSSYLICKER HELL HO MICK HOMO SHIT HUEY P. NEWTON ORGASM FLAMING ASS BADGER ASSWANKING FAILURE! PENIS TURD SCUMBAG FUCK OFF CAMEL JOCKEY CHIGGER DICK CHICKEN SAND NIGGER BULLSHIT AMERICA ONLINE FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKFACE I WILL END YOU! FRIG DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT GYPSY BUTTFUCKER PISS UP MY ARSE I'LL RAPE YOU BIG FOOT PIG GIVING HEAD JOHNNY DOT HEAD NEGRO DOG FUCKER FAG SHITHEAD HELL MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DOUCHEBAG CHICKEN SHIT PUSSYLICKER TITTIES CUNT PISS CUNTYMINTS YOU WANKER ASS GARBAGE DAY! HORSE PENIS FOUR-EYES TWAT CUNT FLYING RAT'S ASS NORTH KOREA HELL PRICK ASS WOODPECKERSHIT URINE-GARGLING BIRD SHIT BELLEND COMMUNIST DILDO PISS NIHILISM MARGARET THATCHER MARGARET THATCHER ASSCRACK SHAKOPEE PUSSYLICKER JOHN ELWAY FUCKSTAIN INCEST HORSE SHIT BITCH SHIT FUCKING JUMP! DUNE COON PIGFUCKER SHITE RAPE SHITSLINGING FUCKER TURD ASSRAMMER HELL BUTT-HOLE pen0r BONER TWAT FUCK SUITCASE PENIS ARSE MASTURBATION SCUMBAG MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCK POO POO BLOWJOB ASSHAT TOSSER ASSHAT INJUN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JENKEM CUNT HONKY WIGGER [EXPLETIVE] VAGINA COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink GOD DAMN DICK TITS SHITE PORCH MONKEY HELL BUTT-FOR-BRAINS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT RAT'S ASS BOLLOCKS DAMN IT TIT SPRINKLES DICK CHICKEN JOHN SMILEY FACE CUNT KAFFIR SHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCKFACE TWAT DIRTY SANCHEZ DUNE COON ASS FELCHING GO COUNT YOUR DICK DOG FUCKER SEMEN FUDGEPACKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CUM ASS FUCKBAG PISS OFF DAMN GRINGO [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] TWAT HELL VAGINA PEDOPHILIA O KURWA! WARNER MUSIC GROUP BITCH TITTIES SHITHEAD FELCHMONKEY PIECE OF SHIT COCK SHIT BORDER HOPPER DICKHEAD GOD DAMN JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST GRAPE PENIS CLUSTER FUCK BONER ASS FASCIST DICK FUCKHEAD DIPSHIT CUNT CRAPPER FUCKING A TOTAL EXTRA LONG PENIS DICK JACKASS SHIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUDGEPACKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT AMERICA ONLINE I RAPE WALRUSES! SEMEN DILDO HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS INJUN CC PLZ RAT'S ASS JERK OFF BOLLOCKS DAMN JACK OFF BULLSHIT MICK DILDO Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM and with the TACO and his CHINK of girraffes in which SCUMBAG while reading about SHITCOCK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See MASTURBATION also

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