Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or RAPE neurochemical FUCK disorder CRAPPY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASSCRACK, sudden RAGHEAD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements HYPERINFLATION or DAMN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly JACKASS SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may WANKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BOON by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA TITS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat WEHATEMARIO JIGGABOO words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PISS utterFUCKance of socially BASTARD objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BUTT-FOR-BRAINS television programs to address POMMIE Tourette's syndrome.

LAKE TITICACA Tourette's is RAT'S ASS not to be TACO confused with BUKKAKE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BUKKAKE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves AMERICA ONLINE random PENISFUCK disorientation, culturally-SHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PEARL NECKLACE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITE language, ASSFACE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PIECE OF SHIT BEAVER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT souvenir shoppes and massive AUTOFELLATIO quantities PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT of ANAL DIABETES MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE garbage.

Darnit.

A TAMPONS Polite Note to the FUCK Author:

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The SHITFACE Tourette's SEMEN Research Institute was PISSHOLE founded to DOG FUCKER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GREASER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your WANK article JERK OFF funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BOYCOTT VIACOM! I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance I WILL END YOU!.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about KEEP Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of PAKI Tourrette's sufferers CONDOMS swear. You can WOODPECKERSHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame GOD DAMN TV, for always focusing on the SHITFACE bad side of a terrible BOOBS thing.
  • The main ASS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NAZI involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BOLLOCKS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small REBECCA BLACK knee DAMN NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is DONKEY DICK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DUMBASS school for PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HELL sufferers to become VENEREAL DISEASE manically depressed and SHITE commit JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS suicide.
  • There is no TRANNY cure, and the I AM CORNHOLIO! drugs that are available to, "calm" the BULLSHIT tics often have adverse CHOAD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PISS OFF perodol" which caused my entire BELLEND body to go FUCK numb and DAMMIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than PISS ARTIST it is without the HI, BILLY MAYS HERE drug.

I am an active member of a ASS tourette syndrome TITWANK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCK the TRANNY public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKTARD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am POOPY sorry for NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! "hi-jacking" your TAMPONS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASSHOLE this that really WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? annoys me. I am working towards a HYPERINFLATION better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITFACE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK, and making fun of a DONALD RUMSFELD horrible disorder is (not) BASTARD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your POOPY time.

Best PORCUPINE'S BALLS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “GREASER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese POISON IN TOOTHPASTE reply

As GOVERNMENT FILTERS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PANCHEN LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MELAMINE Westerners show is not an MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of LHASA degenerate capitalist culture in those 1984 countries. When showing FIREWALLS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PROXY SITES in countries PANCHEN LAMA leadership, those problems does not POISON IN BABY FORMULA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBET byproduct of your NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS capitalist society DISSIDENTS.

Li Chiang “HUMAN RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. FRIG Regards to Andrew JACKASS SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

Mr. janitor

The TAMPONS bastard who wrote this article. You can DAMN punch him if you BATMAN & ROBIN want to.

As a CLEAN DRINKING WATER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter RHODESIA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock CHOLERA IS FUN! offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SMEG saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my WOP intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How FUCKING A to STEVE BALLMER cure INCEST the FUCKBAG Tourette's I'LL RAPE YOU Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DOUCHE NAZI for CUNTRAG Tourette's JACKASS Syndrome DICKWAD is ARSE following TAFFY these CLIT rules BELLEND in FOOTBALL order:

  • 1: Avoid DICKHEAD immature HO little FUCKING kids,
  • 2: Count to BITCH within CRAP 10 FIRECROTCHseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your HORSE SHIT FAG CUNT CRAPPER nor ASSHOLE talk,
  • 4: Tell FUCK yourself you DAMN IT don't FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK have BASTARD this PECKERHEAD disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITCOCK WITH NASTY FENCE JUMPER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TITTIES FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

BUTT PIRATE FUCKTARD ARSE SHITE PISS OFF RAPE AUTOFELLATIO BOOBS TWAT ASSHOLE

O KURWA! SHITCOCK YOGHURT CANNON PAKI BLUMPKIN GOD DAMMIT DILDO ASSFACE MONKEY SHIT SOD OFF FUCKING MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CRACKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT DICKHEAD CHINK WHORE JACK ABRAMOFF CRAPFUCKER RAPE SHIT RANDY TRAVIS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI JUSTIN BIEBER SHITCOCK BUTT PIRATE COCK WIENER FUCK OFF PISS ARTIST HOLY DUMB FUCK NAZI PISSHOLE BITCH GOD DAMMIT TACO TITTIES MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCK SHIT GOD DAMMIT CUNT LOLCAT BOB SAGET PISS ARTIST FUCK OFF ASSCRACK PISS JOHN ELWAY PRICK SPUNK CHICKEN SHIT ASSWANKING FAILURE! SHIT FUCKWIT TITS & DICKS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON MALARKY PISS OFF ASS TIMBER NIGGER NIGGER CUNNILINGUS SOD OFF PISS FUCKING JUMP! JOHN SMILEY FACE ASSHOLE ASSHAT SPICY CUNT FUCK NEGRO CUNT FUCKBAG I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! COCK HYPERINFLATION BONER RAT'S COCK VAGINA HELL MASTURBATION COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS pen0r SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DAMMIT DILDO THONG TASTER BELLEND ASS DAMMIT WOP BUTTFUCKER COMMUNIST DILDO SPUNK FLYING FUCK PROXY SITES SHITE RAT'S COCK I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK [Insert stupid word you just made up here] BATHING SUIT AREA YID CHIGGER AMERICA ONLINE ASS FASCIST STEVE BALLMER BUTTFUCKER CUNTBUCKET BUTTFUCKER GOD BLESS AMERICA YOU WANKER SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKING DONKEY DICK JOHN SMILEY FACE CUNT REDSKIN PENIS BUGGER OFF FUCKHEAD DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK SHITE GO COUNT YOUR DICK MILF TRANNY FENCE JUMPER CRACKER ASS SPIC NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DIRTY SANCHEZ CRACKER HELL SHITE SHIT ASSHAT ASSRAPING BOOBS SPICY CUNT FUCK BOLLOCKS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PISSHOLE TOTAL MOTHERFUCKER DELICIOUS CAKE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK YOUR MOM FUCKING URINE-GARGLING BASTARD JENKEM HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS HORSE SHIT BUGGER OFF JOHN SMILEY FACE SEX ORGASM RAT'S COCK FUCK YOU PEDOPHILIA LET'S SHIT SHIT BENCH PRESS FELLATIO SHITCUNTING ASSWIPE GREASER BLUMPKIN BLISTERING BARNACLES KEEP CHINK ASSHAT DARTH VADER DILDO CRAPMUNCHER BUTTFUCKER CUM SHITFACE SNUFF PORN SCROTUM KEEP FAGGOT PENISFUCK PISS OFF WHORE FUCKING BOYCOTT VIACOM! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FRENCH TICKLER EPIDIDYMIS COON CHOAD PIG BITCH I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST FUCKWIT LOLCAT CLUSTER FUCK GENITALIA BITCH FUCKSTAIN QUEEF BITCH PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DOG SHIT HOMO GIVING HEAD NEOPETS NECROPHILIA FUCKING IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! WANK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PROXY SITES PENISPENISPENIS!!! REDNECK I'LL RAPE YOU PISS OFF FUCKING A SHITHEAD INJUN MONKEY'S UNCLE WIENER NEGRO TAFFY SOD OFF BUTTFUCKER CLUSTER FUCK FRIG BIRD SHIT PIECE OF SHIT POLAK SOD ASS LICKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER HOLY DUMB FUCK PEEPEE WALRUS SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY BITCH MASTURBATION SHITE DIPSHIT BITCH JERRY BEANER DOUCHE DICK IN A BOX FUCKWIT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY CUM CUNT BITCH FUCKING A MOZILLA FIREFOX SHIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SUCK A BIG DICK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DAMMIT TAMPONS FELLATIO DICKFACE CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SPANK THE MONKEY TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE PRICK CUNT CRAPPER FRITZ JACKASS SHIT ABO REBECCA BLACK MOCKIE WOODPECKERSHIT POMMIE CUNT JACKASS SHIT NIGGER ASS WIENER DAMN FUCK SHITPISSER COCKSMOKER CUNT SHITSLINGING ASSHAT FUCK OFF ARSE FELCHING ASSWIPE FLYING FUCK DAMN PISS ARTIST ASSWIPE WOP TAMPONS BULLSHIT ASS HELL PENIS MOTHERFUCKER WIENER FUCKBAG TITWANK SPUNK ASSWIPE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SOD FUCKING PISS OFF CUNT HELL HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BITCH REDNECK FAG NIGNOG I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST SOD ASSCRACK PENIS COCKSMOKER FUCKWIT WIGGER DILDO BOB SAGET LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PIG GOD DAMMIT JOHN SMILEY FACE HELL ANUSCAKE URINE-GARGLING DAMN CUNT SHITCOCK DAMMIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD TOURETTE'S SYNDROME JOHNNY DAMN IT PISS OFF TITTYWANK TITWANK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SHITFACE PEARL NECKLACE TACO ASS LICKER MOZILLA FIREFOX LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS POLAK DAMMIT JACK OFF SHUT UP, MEG! MOLDY TITS PEARL NECKLACE OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH FUCKWIT JIZZ I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL INBRED BONG FUCK A DUCK CC PLZ SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD PORCUPINE'S BALLS HYPERINFLATION FLYING FUCK NORTH KOREA TACO BULLSHIT PISS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITSLINGING FROG'S FAT ASS MASTURBATION JACK ABRAMOFF ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS POOPOO ART METAL PRODUCTS BITCH ASSCRACK BALL SACK ORGASM BLOWJOB SCUMBAG SHITTING DICK NIPPLES HI, BILLY MAYS HERE JOHNNY CC PLZ INJUN FUCKWIT ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS PIG TUBA SPICY CUNT FUCK HELL MILF MILF YOUR MOM COCK HYPERINFLATION NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FROG BONER SHITCUNTING SHITSLINGING YOGHURT CANNON SPIC AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DOUCHING SUCK MY COCK WANKSPLAT BLOWJOB ARSE TWISTY VAGINA WANK COCK ANAL TWAT DIRTY SANCHEZ RUSKIE WHORE MALL SANTA CUNT CHICKEN SHIT FELLATIO LAKE TITICACA BUKKAKE FUCK OFF DONKEY DICK CLUSTER FUCK GOD DAMN TITMOUSE JUSTIN BIEBER NEGRO PORCH MONKEY STEVE BALLMER SEX GANGBANG FUCKSTAIN CRAP SHITHEAD BRUSH MA TEETH CHIGGER ASSHOLE TOWELHEAD Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCK CUM SHIT ASSRAPING FUCKFACE DIPSHIT VAGINA GOATSE HO PIGFUCKER SHITTY BITCH CUNNILINGUS BUTTFUCKER SHITHEAD ASSWIPE SOD OFF FELLATIO FAG BELLEND SHITHEAD JOHNNY ASSRAPING ASSHAT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA COCKSUCKER FAG BLISTERING BARNACLES WINDOWS VISTA CUNTSWILLING TOSSER SHAKOPEE CLEMEN PORCH MONKEY BITCH SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD SHITBALLS GOD DAMN FUCKBAG GOD DAMMIT MOLDY TITS [EXPLETIVE] DAMN MONKEY SHIT FUCKSTAIN JIZZ BALLS CTHULHU FHTAGN LOGJAMMER ANAL IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GRINGO RUSTY TROMBONE LAKE TITICACA SPICY CUNT FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ TITS DICKHEAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! KNOBJOCKEY FOUR-EYES TACO ASS FASCIST ASSHOLE FUCKFACE THIS IS SPARTA! CHRISTHUMPER CRAPMUNCHER SHITCUNTING VENEREAL DISEASE DICK CHICKEN FUCKING BEANER DIPSHIT FLAMING ASS BADGER VENEREAL DISEASE SHITFACE COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CUNT LOGJAMMER WINDOWS VISTA SHITBALLS AY-AY-AY SHITSKIN FROG'S FAT ASS MONKEY SHIT KEEP CUNTYMINTS FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD ARSE FUCKING A TAFFY FAG ASSHOLE SPIC BUGFUCK FROG DICK FLYING RAT'S ASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER COCKSMOKER BANGKOK POO POO BLOWJOB BULLSHIT COCKSHITTER BEAVER FUCK OFF POO POO BLOWJOB DICKHEAD DOM DeLUISE FAG RUSTY TROMBONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS WIGGER JAP MOZILLA FIREFOX BULLSHIT SHITFACE DICK ASSFACE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKFACE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS WARNER MUSIC GROUP BITCH CLEMEN MICK MARGARET THATCHER INBRED DUMBASS CAMEL FUCKER LOGJAMMER KIKE PUSSY SHUT UP, MEG! TURD BASTARD SHIT AY-AY-AY FELLATIO GOOK SHITE DAMN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICK TITMOUSE MOCKIE MOTHERFUCKER WANK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! SHITTY FUCKSTAIN JERK OFF DUMBASS RAPE DICK MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CHUFF and with the SHITFUCKER and his JACK OFF of girraffes in which CROTCH while reading about FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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