Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA neurochemical FUCK disorder BLISTERING BARNACLES characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FROG'S FAT ASS, sudden CAMEL FUCKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHIT or FRITZ vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly RICK MORANIS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASSCRACK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BOOBS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PISS ARTIST by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FLYING FUCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat EUROIPODS FUCKSTAIN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FRIG utterFUCKance of socially MOTHERFUCKER objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BALLS television programs to address O CANADA Tourette's syndrome.

CC PLZ Tourette's is DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! not to be JIZZ confused with [expletive deleted] Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HOT GRITS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PUSSY random FUCKER disorientation, culturally-ASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BITCH outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local POTTYMOUTH language, ARSE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places QUEEF PIECE OF SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky [expletive deleted] souvenir shoppes and massive SPUNK quantities DOUCHEBAG of ANAL DIABETES BASTARD garbage.

Darnit.

A BOLLOCKS Polite Note to the SHITFUCKER Author:

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The BELLEND Tourette's NORTH KOREA Research Institute was FUCK YOU founded to CUNT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHOOP DA WHOOP Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BONER article FUCKING funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASSHAT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BLOWJOB changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DOUCHEBAG.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about WILLY WONKA Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of DICKHEAD Tourrette's sufferers SUITCASE PENIS swear. You can ASSHAT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame HELL TV, for always focusing on the COCK bad side of a terrible GENITALIA thing.
  • The main VAGINA symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BOLLOCKS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASSHOLE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKING JUMP! knee DAMN IT NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is NAZI no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SEX school for WIKIPEDIA something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HELL sufferers to become ASSHOLE manically depressed and PISS OFF commit WOODPECKERSHIT suicide.
  • There is no CUNT cure, and the DIRTY SANCHEZ drugs that are available to, "calm" the DOUCHETITS tics often have adverse FUCK OFF side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DAMN IT perodol" which caused my entire FUCKING body to go MASTURBATION numb and MR WINKLER IS GAY basically made it NIGGA! worse than CUNT CRAPPER it is without the WIKIPEDIA drug.

I am an active member of a INCEST tourette syndrome I AM CORNHOLIO! association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUNT the WARNER MUSIC GROUP public view of Tourettes as a "MOLDY TITS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BELGIUM much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MASTURBATION sorry for GOD DAMN "hi-jacking" your PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JIGGABOO this that really COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT annoys me. I am working towards a SHITTY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FRENCH TICKLER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PISS, and making fun of a CARPET MUNCHER horrible disorder is (not) SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GANGBANG time.

Best INBRED regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FLYING FUCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese AMERICA'S GREAT! reply

As NORTH KOREA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHT WING not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CULT OF THE DEAD COW Westerners show is not an FREEDOM OF SPEECH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA IS CAPITALIST degenerate capitalist culture in those MINORITIES countries. When showing PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CAPITALISM in countries DISSIDENTS leadership, those problems does not MONGOLIANS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS byproduct of your DEMOCRACY capitalist society DALAI LAMA.

Li Chiang “COMMUNISM IS STUPID” Wen

P.S. SCROTUM Regards to Andrew CUNT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

Mr. janitor

The PISS ARTIST bastard who wrote this article. You can PISS ARTIST punch him if you TOWELHEAD want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass UNITED KINGDOM put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “CECIL JOHN RHODES” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DOUCHE saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my SHITTY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How FUCK to BOOBIES cure SUCK MY DICK the I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY Tourette's DAMN Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment GIVING HEAD for BITCH Tourette's INCEST Syndrome LET'S SHIT is CUNT following ASS these TITMOUSE rules GENITALIA in ARSE order:

  • 1: Avoid PEEPEE immature FUCKING JUMP! little ASS kids,
  • 2: Count to SHITFUCKER within BULLSHIT 10 NEOPETSseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your HELL CC PLZ NIPPLES nor BUGFUCK talk,
  • 4: Tell CRACKER yourself you DAMNATION don't HOMO have FUCKHEAD this FEATURED disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WANK WITH NASTY THONG TASTER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

SCUMBAG CHIGGER WALRUS SHIT AUTOFELLATIO ASSHAT BIRD SHIT COCKSUCKER URINE-GARGLING FUCK YOU TURD

VENEREAL DISEASE ASSWIPE SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITE WALRUS SHIT YOU WANKER JACK OFF YOGHURT CANNON IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! TACO DAMN IT DEMOCRACY CUNTSWILLING SEX COCKSHITTER RICK MORANIS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITTY ASSFACE GOBSHITE PISS MOTHERFUCKER I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BALLS FUCKSTAIN ASS TITTYWANK DIPSHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA COMMUNION WAFER SHITBALLS QUEEF ANUSCAKE ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN BOOBS SHITSLINGING BULLSHIT ASS SHITCOCK DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS WANKER ASSRAMMER SHIT RAPE I'LL RAPE YOU NEGRO PUSSY CUNTYMINTS FUCKBAG TWAT CUNT JOHN ELWAY BOOBS HOLY DUMB FUCK CROTCH COMMUNIST DILDO HELL WIKIPEDIA FLAMING ASS BADGER SUGARTITS ASSFACE TIT SPRINKLES DOG SHIT FIST FUCK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! MOLDY TITS PRICK BITCH MASTURBATION FUCK OFF RAT'S COCK BLISTERING BARNACLES FIST FUCK MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT FEMADOM INBRED GYPSY CUNNILINGUS SEMPRINI CUNT NIPPLES CHOAD CHIGGER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CHOAD FUCK TITTYWANK YOU WANKER SON OF A BITCH FRAK MICK GOD DAMN COCKSUCKER SHITFACE FASHION BUG CLEVELAND STEAMER MASTURBATION DICKWAD SHITBALLS CC PLZ HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCK POLAK DOT HEAD RAT'S COCK JACKASS SHIT TWISTY VAGINA DAMN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITCUNTING BASTARD JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCK ARSE WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKSTAIN DICKHEAD BIRD IN THE HOUSE COCK TAMPONS I'LL RAPE YOU TITS & DICKS FUCKFACE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BORDER HOPPER BITCH DONKEY DICK HELL TWAT PECKERHEAD CHOAD DOG FUCKER REDNECK MALARKY NIGNOG CUNT STRAWBERRY ASS FUCK YOU ART METAL PRODUCTS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FRITZ GOD DAMMIT DAMN IT DAMN ASSWIPE FUCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! KAFFIR FUCKFACE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CUNT DICK NIGGER MAMA MIA LIMEY DEMOCRACY WIENER DOG SHIT WANKSPLAT COCKSMOKER ASSHOLE TITS & DICKS FRENCH TICKLER FLAMING ASS BADGER COCKSMOKER ARSEBADGERS HOMO GO HOME AND DIE ASS OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH GANGBANG BONER FAG BIRD IN THE HOUSE SCUMBUCKET FAG DYKE CLUSTER FUCK BUKKAKE NAZI ASSHAT BLUE PENIS! SAND NIGGER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCKHEAD WANK CAMEL JOCKEY RAT'S ASS LOGJAMMER BUGGER OFF ASSCRACK BLISTERING BARNACLES WHORE INBRED SHITE SUCK MY COCK NINTENDOGS FUCK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT NAZI MICK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT WHORE FELLATIO GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS I'LL RAPE YOU AUTOFELLATIO BUKKAKE MARGARET THATCHER FRENCH TICKLER PISS OFF JIGGABOO NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITE SEMEN BALL SACK POLESMOKER PISS BUGGER OFF CONDOMS FUCKER YOUR MOM GOOK WANKER JAP ASS WALRUS SHIT JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKFACE DIPSHIT FUCKER CHICKEN FRIES JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! BALLS INBRED POMMIE FUCKFACE BOOBIES BULLSHIT DICKHEAD PEDOPHILIA FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK GOD DAMN SHIT INJUN SHITHEAD SHITFACE JIZZ SCROTUM DELICIOUS CAKE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASS LICKER TITWANK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BANGKOK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK PRICK YOU WANKER FUCK YOU JENKEM SOD OFF JERK OFF FUCKTARD SHITE FUCK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK RAT'S ASS WIENER BASTARD TURD SCROTUM SHITE CHIGGER BENCH PRESS DUNE COON ASSHOLE BUTT-HEAD KRAUT HITLER SUCK MY COCK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BITCH FIST FUCK HELL MALARKY HENTAI FUCKHEAD WANK DOG SHIT BATHING SUIT AREA FROG'S FAT ASS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHITHEAD ASS DAMN PUSSY TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! COMMUNIST DILDO FRENCH TICKLER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FIST FUCK INBRED PENIS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKTARD CLUSTER FUCK FUCK NECROPHILIA PISSHOLE CHOAD ASSHAT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ASSHAT SOD RECTUM RAIDER ASSWIPE PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! RAT'S ASS SOD NIGGER CHIGGER CHENEY PISS OFF CLEMEN SHUT UP, MEG! FUCK RICK MORANIS FUCKSTAIN WHORE FLYING FUCK HONKY CAMEL FUCKER FENCE JUMPER CAMEL JOCKEY SPIC BASTARD BITCH PISS OFF MY ASS PIG FUCK YOU SHITFACE PENIS POTTYMOUTH FUCKING A BATHING SUIT AREA BEAVER NIPPLES I AM CORNHOLIO! GRINGO REDSKIN TITTIES HO PORCH MONKEY FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN NAZI HORSE SHIT FUCKING SHITE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKING JUMP! PISS ARTIST CUNT DICKHEAD CUNT COMMUNIST DILDO ASSWANKING FAILURE! SHITE WIKIPEDIA VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKER FUCKING DUMBASS JAP SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHIT RAT'S COCK FUCKSTAIN STEVE BALLMER GOAT DICK MALARKY FUCKING PORCH MONKEY DAMN MALARKY BALL SACK FUCKSTAIN SAND NIGGER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK MICK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER GIVING HEAD THONG TASTER CHINK FUCK WIGGER BONER GOATSE GOBSHITE ASS VENEREAL DISEASE CUM ASSRAPING BONG MARCH OF FLAMES CLUSTER FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKSTAIN KIKE BITCH ASS DAMNATION BULLSHIT ARSE WANK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NIPPLES HOT GRITS DUMBASS BOB SAGET YOU WANKER I WILL KILL YOU! NORTH KOREA BELLEND SPANK THE MONKEY ASSCRACK TAFFY TOWELHEAD HORSE PENIS COCKSHITTER MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSWIPE P'KANG ASSHOLE FUCK FUCKING SCUMBUCKET BULLCRAP HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITFACE BALLS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS EPIDIDYMIS ASSFACE SHIT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SHITTY BLOWJOB CUNTRAG POLAK SNUFF PORN DEMOCRACY SHITE SOD OFF ASSWIPE WANK DOG SHIT MAMA MIA I'LL RAPE YOU FLYING RAT'S ASS BIRD SHIT COCK KAFFIR SON OF A BITCH ASSCRACK PEDOPHILIA CARPET MUNCHER GYPSY ABO BOOBS BUKKAKE GOD DAMN GOD DAMN CHRISTHUMPER D'OH PRICK FELLATIO BONER CUNTRAG HELL ASS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SHIT SHIT BOON BIRD IN THE HOUSE INCEST FUCKER BONER WANK SCROTUM DEMOCRACY PEDOPHILIA MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKTARD NIPPLES SHITFUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BLUMPKIN FUCK OFF BITCH CONAN O'BRIAN BOOBS DUMBASS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! WALRUS SHIT PORCH MONKEY BOOBS ARSEBADGERS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE RAT'S COCK IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! GOATSE MALARKY BOOBS WOP DOUCHING FROG'S FAT ASS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DAMN RUSTY TROMBONE BONG FUCK YOU CHRIS CHAN BITCH BOOBIES COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKING A WANKER ASS FASCIST RAPE FUCKWIT TAMPONS ASSWIPE POTTYMOUTH I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! PISSHOLE CHRISTHUMPER I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY CLUSTER FUCK KAFFIR ASSWIPE CROTCH CLEVELAND STEAMER BOB SAGET CUNT BONER FUCK OFF CONAN O'BRIAN I WILL KILL YOU! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TURD CRACKER FUCKER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE GIVING HEAD FUCKSTAIN ASSFACE HONKY DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ART METAL PRODUCTS VAGINA SHITCOCK BANGKOK SCUMBUCKET BITCH JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCKING WANKSPLAT DOG FUCKER PISS ARTIST FUCKSTAIN FUCKTARD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SHITCUNTING SUCK A BIG DICK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASS PISS OFF MY ASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCK YOU FROG'S FAT ASS SON OF A BITCH COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK WOODPECKERSHIT ABO ASSFACE I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY FUDGEPACKER BITCH SUITCASE PENIS WILLY WONKA MALARKY SAGGY TITS TAMPONS DICK TITS FUCK OFF SHITHEAD COCKSUCKER FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS FUCKSTAIN ANUSCAKE CAMEL JOCKEY PIECE OF SHIT SHIT FUDGEPACKER FUCK DAMN PEARL NECKLACE BONER SHITHEAD Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CUNT and with the FUCKING A and his TOWELHEAD of girraffes in which DAMN while reading about FUCKSTAIN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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