Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SMEG neurochemical FUCK disorder PISS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASSHAT, sudden SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FLAMING ASS BADGER or FEWMETS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FLYING RAT'S ASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MOTHERFUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may HI, BILLY MAYS HERE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CUNT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CLEMEN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ROSIE O'DONNELL utterFUCKance of socially SHIT objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first VAGINA television programs to address POOPY Tourette's syndrome.

HELLFIRE Tourette's is BLUMPKIN not to be BELLEND confused with COCKSUCKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITFUCKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SACRAMENTO random EXTRA LONG PENIS disorientation, culturally-NIPPLES-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth NI outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BUTT PIRATE language, PIG and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TWAT DOT HEAD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky NECROPHILIA souvenir shoppes and massive MOTHERFUCKER quantities BITCH of ANAL DIABETES SHITFACE garbage.

Darnit.

A CUNT Polite Note to the D'OH Author:

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The FELLATIO Tourette's MONKEY SHIT Research Institute was SHITFACE founded to CLUSTER FUCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CUNTING ASSCRACK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKSTAIN article JESUS FUCKING CHRIST funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DAMN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BELGIUM changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CUNT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SON OF A BITCH Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of YOU WANKER Tourrette's sufferers FUCKING A swear. You can ANAL blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASSHAT TV, for always focusing on the suck my mothers bad side of a terrible SHITTY thing.
  • The main EXTRA LONG PENIS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FAG involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'QUEEF' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CC PLZ knee AY-AY-AY NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is DICKFACE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASSFACE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE school for BITCH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKWIT sufferers to become SHITFUCKER manically depressed and ASS commit JUSTIN BIEBER suicide.
  • There is no TOWELHEAD cure, and the PISSHOLE drugs that are available to, "calm" the SPRINKLES tics often have adverse ASS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DIPSHIT perodol" which caused my entire SHITSLINGING body to go BASTARD numb and TITWANK basically made it NIGGA! worse than CAMEL FUCKER it is without the GOOK drug.

I am an active member of a FENCE JUMPER tourette syndrome ANUSCAKE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating HELL the FUCKSTAIN public view of Tourettes as a "SCUMBAG swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FELCHING much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SEX sorry for ASSHAT "hi-jacking" your FUCKING entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SOD OFF this that really SHITPISSER annoys me. I am working towards a BEAVER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this GRAPE PENIS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be VAGINA, and making fun of a RAT'S COCK horrible disorder is (not) GARBAGE DAY! funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CUNTBUCKET time.

Best I'LL RAPE YOU regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PISS OFF” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS reply

As POISON IN BABY FORMULA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PRINCE PHILIP not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an SLITTY EYES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DISSIDENTS degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHT WING countries. When showing WIKIPEDIA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DEMOCRACY in countries DALAI LAMA leadership, those problems does not I LIKE BUSH occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a KOREA LOVER byproduct of your STUDENT RIOTS capitalist society TIANENMEN SQUARE.

Li Chiang “TIBETAN BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. PORCH MONKEY Regards to Andrew MONKEY'S UNCLE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

Mr. janitor

The FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD bastard who wrote this article. You can RANDY TRAVIS punch him if you ASSRAPING want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the NIGGER saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my DIPSHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How FUCKWIT to RUSTY TROMBONE cure SAMUEL L. JACKSON the SHITHEAD Tourette's DOUCHEBAG Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT for ANUSCAKE Tourette's NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! Syndrome DONALD RUMSFELD is JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS following MOTHERFUCKER these WOODPECKERSHIT rules SACRAMENTO in FUCKING order:

  • 1: Avoid SHITFUCKER immature BITCH little JIGGABOO kids,
  • 2: Count to GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS within BITCH 10 MOTHERFUCKERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your [expletive deleted] BEANER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE nor DAMN talk,
  • 4: Tell DICKFACE yourself you NEGRO don't FUCK OFF have SHITE this SUGARTITS disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FRIG WITH NASTY NIPPLES DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CC PLZ BOOBIES BUTT PIRATE WANKER HELLFUCKER TITTIES ASSCRACK PISS FAG

DAGO BULLSHIT FROG'S FAT ASS GOD DAMMIT POMMIE HELL SHITFUCKER NIGGER BOOBS FEWMETS MARY WHITEHOUSE SMEG WANK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PISSHOLE FUCKING SHITHEAD SHIT SPRINKLES ASSWANKING FAILURE! CUNT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DICK TWAT BUKKAKE BALL SACK JAP HO NIGGER PISS ARTIST BEAVER MONKEY BALLS VENEREAL DISEASE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS OFF SHITBALLS DAMN FUCKWIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP HOMO CUM FUCKER ASSHAT RAGHEAD ASSHAT POLACK MASTURBATION SON OF A BITCH SHITFACE FIST FUCK CARPET MUNCHER MOTHERFUCKER CUNT HORSE SHIT MARY WHITEHOUSE JACKASS RUSKIE CLUSTER FUCK CLEMEN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASS DAGO HORSE SHIT ASSHAT JESSE McCARTNEY SHITSKIN LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BUTT-HOLE DOUCHEBAG TITWANK PUNANI PISSHOLE I WILL KILL YOU! POLAK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHIT DUMBASS FU SPANG HORSE SHIT NECROPHILIA I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CUNT NI MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS COCK FUCK OFF FUCK MOTHERFUCKER FOUR-EYES FUCKWIT ASS SEMPRINI ANUSCAKE EPIDIDYMIS JOHNNY COCK GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCK WOP BUTT-HEAD SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX CUNT GYPSY FUCK FUCK RUSKIE JOHN ELWAY POMMIE BULLCRAP DONKEY PUNCHER FASHION BUG BENSON SUCKS PAKI CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR I'LL RAPE YOU SHITE WOODPECKERSHIT FRIG FUCK NUGGET LET'S SHIT CROTCH MALARKY PEARL NECKLACE HAIL SATAN! BEANER CRAPPY SCROTUM GOAT DICK FUCK DICKFACE BASTARD DAMMIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITTY BULLSHIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DYKE BITCH HELL DAMN ASSHAT GIVING HEAD POMMIE RAPE PISS ARSE GANGBANG COCKGOBLIN SEMEN BOB SAGET SHITTY FUCKSTAIN PRICK CLIT PUNANI QUEEF RAPE FUCKING A ANAL DIABETES SHITBALLS BIG FOOT SAGGY TITS RECTUM RAIDER SHITE BUTT PIRATE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST RAGHEAD FUCKSTAIN SEX BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCKING A JACK OFF NIGGER GREASER CUNTBUCKET CROTCH FUCKING A FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD WIENER TAFFY SHITFUCKER TOSSER CLUSTER FUCK ORGASM FUDGEPACKER FUCKER TWAT PIG DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSHAT SEX SACRAMENTO ARSE BOLLOCKS BUTTFUCKER RAT'S ASS DICKLICK GRAPE PENIS ABO NAZI MOCKIE PUSSY REDSKIN FUCKFACE URINE-GARGLING LIKE FATHER LIKE SON THONG TASTER BALLS PENIS DOUCHE RAT'S COCK JENKEM DUMBASS RECTUM RAIDER DAMN NIGGER AY-AY-AY GOD DAMN UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY NAZI FELLATIO SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ARSE FLYING FUCK RICK MORANIS BITCH HELL DAMN NIGGER TITS FUCKER COCKSHITTER DILDO FUCKHEAD CLEMEN I AM CORNHOLIO! BOLLOCKS WETBACK BLUE PENIS! BUTTFUCKER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ANUSCAKE COCKSUCKER HELL WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FOUR-EYES YOU WANKER CHINK BUTTFUCKER CHICKEN FRIES GOBSHITE ASS WHORE FUCK SHITCOCK DAGO SHIT CHOAD TOSSER RAPE YOU WANKER CUNT NIPPLES JESSE McCARTNEY RUSTY TROMBONE FLYING FUCK DICKHEAD MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! TOWELHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK OFF NIGGER NICARAGUA TAMPON IN MY ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS RAPE SHITFACE TITWANK ASSHAT DOUCHE NAZI SHITHEAD NIGGER AUTOFELLATIO MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CUNT SHITFACE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH LAKE TITICACA SAND NIGGER STRAWBERRY ASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DOG SHIT WANK DOT HEAD HADJI FUCKWIT SHITE DARTH VADER FUCKWIT FUCKHEAD ASSHAT ORGASM HELL SOD OFF SHITFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHIT CHICKEN SHIT CUNT BASTARD CAMEL JOCKEY PEDOPHILIA FIST FUCK DICKLICK MOZILLA FIREFOX FRIG ASS FASCIST SHITSLIDE BASTARD INJUN DAMN GRINGO DICKHEAD TITTYWANK FUCK ANAL DIABETES CUNTRAG FUCKER FUCK ASSWIPE WIENER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CUNT YOU WANKER SHIT SHITSKIN CUNT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HO NICARAGUA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ARSE INJUN DOG FUCKER MARGARET THATCHER WALRUS SHIT GANGBANG CUNT ASSHAT TITS & DICKS REDSKIN CUNT FIRECROTCH JUNGLE BUNNY FUCK OFF TITWANK CONDOMS NAZI PAKI FLYING FUCK PENIS FUCK INBRED JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST NEGRO RAGHEAD CUM SHITFACE DICK DOUCHETITS SCUMBAG DICK IN A BOX BUKKAKE NORTH KOREA CUNT TWAT DAMN FUCK OFF FENCE JUMPER FUCKBAG POOPY JAP HOMO DICKFACE DAMMIT DICK RAT'S ASS FUCKING I'LL RAPE YOU TACO FUCKER DIPSHIT SHITFUCKER TAFFY ARSE FUCKFACE MARGARET THATCHER BORDER HOPPER ANAL DIABETES DOM DeLUISE DAMN WANK DICKFACE BRUSH MA TEETH HUEY P. NEWTON HORSE SHIT BLUE PENIS! DICKFACE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SCUMBAG I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKWIT TWAT SHITFACE SHITBALLS NEGRO ARSE ASSWIPE DOUCHE HOT GRITS BIRD SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY FRED PHELPS CHENEY TWAT BUGFUCK DICKHEAD JIGGABOO I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HELL MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU GO COUNT YOUR DICK HO TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE RAT'S ASS PISS ARTIST HELL DAMN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DAMMIT BUGGER HELL CHOAD FUCKWIT HUEY P. NEWTON SHITCOCK BORDER HOPPER MOTHERFUCKER JENKEM FUCKSTAIN POMMIE DUMBASS AMERICA ONLINE BOLLOCKS TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS FUCK YOU WIKIPEDIA DICKHEAD ASS SON OF A BITCH SUCK MY DICK WHORE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NAZI GANGBANG BUTTFUCKER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CRAP ON A STICK JERRY DAMN BALL SACK DIPSHIT SUCK MY DICK BELLEND SEX MOLDY TITS ASSCRACK CHIGGER DOUCHEBAG CUNNILINGUS FUCKSTAIN CUNT EAT MY SHIT! EPIDIDYMIS WANK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCK A DUCK CUNTRAG SOD WOODPECKERSHIT BITCH YOU WANKER I AM CORNHOLIO! PISS ARTIST PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PISS ARTIST EMO FUCK OFF BUTTFUCKER WHORE TITS & DICKS BUKKAKE BITCH HUEY P. NEWTON GREASER FELCHING WIGGER BLOWJOB DICKHEAD SAMUEL L. JACKSON FENCE JUMPER RAPE SPUNK BITCH WOP FUCK NUGGET TAMPON IN MY ASS SEMEN BULLCRAP DIPSHIT PISS ARTIST FIRECROTCH QUEEF SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PUNANI CUNT CRAPPER FUCK YOU SHITCUNTING WANK COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WIGGER HELL JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BOLLOCKS COCKSMOKER TWAT BLUMPKIN BULLSHIT CLIT ASSFACE INJUN MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITSLINGING ALF SAND NIGGER ASSFACE PRICK RAGHEAD COCKSUCKER FUCKWIT CLIT GRINGO WINDOWS VISTA FUCKWIT TAFFY DICKFACE BULLSHIT FUCKFACE FUCKWIT JACK OFF ASSHOLE GREASER BLUMPKIN JOHNNY COCK DAGO ASSRAPING GOOK FUCKTARD NICARAGUA FUCKTARD DAMN IT ASS BIRD SHIT SHITTY PUSSY WINDOWS VISTA VENEREAL DISEASE TWAT DIPSHIT FELCHING QUEEF PISS ARTIST TAFFY DAMN IT POLESMOKER FUCKING JUMP! RAT'S ASS FUCKING BLOWJOB FAG SEMEN CONAN O'BRIAN MOTHERFUCKER BUTTFUCKER ASS BUGGER OFF YOU WANKER FUCKING DAMN IT HONKY SCRATCH! GROUNDER! YOGHURT CANNON AY-AY-AY FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ASSFACE REBECCA BLACK SHITFACE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD WANK SEMPRINI SHIT I RAPE WALRUSES! SHITCOCK Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASS FASCIST and with the O CANADA and his KIDDY FIDDLER of girraffes in which ASSHAT while reading about 30 CASES OF PICKLES!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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