Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DICKFACE neurochemical FUCK disorder WANK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WANK, sudden PENIS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASS FASCIST or QUEEF vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GOD DAMN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DYKE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DONKEY PUNCHER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BLUE PENIS! by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BOB SAGET words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CHIGGER TITTYWANK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WANK utterFUCKance of socially WIENER objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE television programs to address ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP Tourette's syndrome.

ASS Tourette's is BELGIUM not to be BALL SACK confused with PISS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HENTAI chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DAMMIT random SHITE disorientation, culturally-NIGGER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITFUCKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DICK language, FRITZ and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places HORSE SHIT KNOBJOCKEY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky RAT'S ASS souvenir shoppes and massive ANAL quantities SHITTY of ANAL DIABETES HEIL HITLER! garbage.

Darnit.

A PISS Polite Note to the CUNNILINGUS Author:

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The TITTIES Tourette's MICK Research Institute was CONDOMS founded to DYKE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BUGGER OFF Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CAMEL JOCKEY article TITWANK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASSCRACK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about POOPY Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of JERRY Tourrette's sufferers SCUMBUCKET swear. You can I RAPE WALRUSES! blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame HORSE PENIS TV, for always focusing on the EUROIPODS bad side of a terrible ASS thing.
  • The main CHALICE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITSKIN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or '[Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here]' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASS knee PEACEFUL NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is DAMN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CLUSTER FUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at POTTYMOUTH school for BOYCOTT VIACOM! something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SON OF A BITCH sufferers to become SPIC manically depressed and BANGKOK commit BIRD IN THE HOUSE suicide.
  • There is no FUCK cure, and the TITS drugs that are available to, "calm" the DICKLICK tics often have adverse BUKKAKE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BASTARD perodol" which caused my entire BULLSHIT body to go CLEVELAND STEAMER numb and DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than HEIL HITLER! it is without the JACKASS drug.

I am an active member of a DIPSHIT tourette syndrome SEX association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating POLACK the RAGHEAD public view of Tourettes as a "CARPET MUNCHER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is REDSKIN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT sorry for BEAVER "hi-jacking" your SONNY BILL WILLIAMS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SPICY CUNT FUCK this that really FUCK annoys me. I am working towards a WALRUS SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TITS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKFACE, and making fun of a TIT SPRINKLES horrible disorder is (not) SHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCK time.

Best ASSFACE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CONDOMS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese GRASS MUD HORSE reply

As MONGOLIANS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT MOVEMENT not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill WIKIPEDIA Westerners show is not an BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT MOVEMENT degenerate capitalist culture in those AMERICA'S GREAT! countries. When showing STUDENT MOVEMENT right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHTS in countries POISON IN TOOTHPASTE leadership, those problems does not VOTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a INDIA HAS NUKES byproduct of your PANCHEN LAMA capitalist society FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

Li Chiang “UIGURS” Wen

P.S. CRAP ON A STICK Regards to Andrew JACKASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

Mr. janitor

The DOUCHING bastard who wrote this article. You can HORSE SHIT punch him if you BUTTFUCKER want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this SALISBURY article. We have enough HIV NEGATIVE problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHIT saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my FUCK YOU intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How SAND NIGGER to WANK cure THONG TASTER the FUCKTARD Tourette's SHITSLIDE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CONDOMS for RAT'S ASS Tourette's NAZI Syndrome FUCK is DUMBASS following FUCKWIT these ASSFACE rules POMMIE in HOLY DUMB FUCK order:

  • 1: Avoid SHITFUCKER immature BASTARD little ASSWIPE kids,
  • 2: Count to LAKE TITICACA within SON OF A BITCH 10 MOTHERFUCKERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your SCUMBAG BITCH CUNT nor FUCKTARD talk,
  • 4: Tell COCKSTUFFER yourself you PIG don't CROTCH have HI, BILLY MAYS HERE this FUCK OFF disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PEEPEE WITH NASTY LET'S SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JACK ABRAMOFF FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

CAPTAIN CRUNCH TOSSER BASTARD JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ASSHAT BELLEND I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DIPSHIT FRIG SUITCASE PENIS

PEDOPHILIA BITCH CHING CHONG CHINK HELL COCKSUCKER FUCKTARD CUNT DICKHEAD DICKFACE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SEMEN JACKASS PENIS PENIS CHING CHONG CHINK DIPSHIT BASTARD COON SOD OFF BOOBS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON WANK PIECE OF SHIT ASS JAP FUCKER SHITCUNTING CARPET MUNCHER SHITSLINGING CAMEL JOCKEY CUNT BULLSHIT CLUSTER FUCK CHUFF QUEEF DOUCHING WIKIPEDIA PISSHOLE CRAPMUNCHER WIKIPEDIA HENTAI BRITNEY CUNT RICK MORANIS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CUM PUSSY SHITSLINGING JACKASS FUCKFACE CLIT DUMBASS ASS LICKER TOSSER COCKSMOKER HAIL SATAN! ASSHAT SHIT SUCK MY DICK POLACK ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKFACE SOD WIGGER WHORE BASTARD VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN IT COLGATE COON AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING A SHIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? INBRED FUCK GOD DAMN RONNIE CORBETT PENIS ON A BUN MICK WETBACK FUCK YOU SHITFACE GO COUNT YOUR DICK CHINK HO SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BONER TITTIES FUCKTARD JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DOUCHEBAG SUGARTITS FUCK OFF CUNT CLUSTER FUCK WANKSPLAT AY-AY-AY TENTACLE RAPE SHITFACE BITCH CRAPPY FUCK LOLCAT FUCKING A PECKERHEAD DAMN FUCK A DUCK LICK PUSSY GOBSHITE FUCK DAMN DAMN COCKING FUCKBOROUGH PIGFUCKER BALLS BELLEND FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS PICKANINNY SHITTY DAMN DICKFACE INJUN FUCKSTAIN GREASER NIGGER GANGBANG CRAPMUNCHER PEACEFUL BALLS COMMUNIST DILDO NIGGER CUNT PIECE OF SHIT BLUMPKIN CRAP MALARKY MOCKIE CAMEL JOCKEY DAMN BIGNOSE NIGGER BOB SAGET BITCH CUNNILINGUS NIGGER EDITABLE DYK FUCK FUCKHEAD LAKE TITICACA NIPPLES FAGGOT SHITE FUCKHEAD JIZZ PUNANI SHITFACE FUCKER JENKEM BASTARD PENIS BALLS BONER FUCKHEAD RUSTY TROMBONE FRIG DAMN IT DAMNATION COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FELCHMONKEY YOU WANKER NECROPHILIA BOON CLEMEN MARY WHITEHOUSE CRACKER DAMMIT SHIT SHIT BUGFUCK ASSHOLE D'OH BLOWJOB PENIS CHING CHONG CHINK CRAP ANAL WANK DUMBASS TAMPON IN MY ASS WANK FUCKFACE CUNT AY-AY-AY RAGHEAD CHICKEN FRIES DICKFACE FUCK YOU DONALD RUMSFELD SHITFACE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PAKI COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SHIT RONNIE CORBETT GANGBANG JERK OFF FUCKHEAD SHITE YOU WANKER TRANNY O KURWA! BIGNOSE CLUSTER FUCK FUCK YOU DAMN CRAPMUNCHER ASSHAT GO HOME AND DIE HELL BIRD SHIT DAMN FUCKTARD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SHITCOCK BOOBIES HOMO SHITFACE BIRD SHIT DAMN CHOAD KISSER BITCH CUNT FELCHMONKEY ASSHOLE HONKY DICK CHICKEN FRIES [EXPLETIVE] SHITTY FUCKER PEACEFUL MONKEY SHIT DAMMIT ASSCRACK NIPPLES LOLCAT FIRECROTCH ASSFACE CAMEL FUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS SOD TOURETTE'S SYNDROME BUGGER PEACEFUL WALRUS SHIT ROSIE O'DONNELL JAP FUCK NUGGET PISS ARTIST DAMN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SCUMBAG MY ANUS IS BLEEDING QUEEF JACKASS CUNT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FRITZ PORCH MONKEY ANUSCAKE TITWANK MONKEY SHIT FUDGEPACKER TITS & DICKS FLYING RAT'S ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS WIGGER BUTTFUCKER SOD CUM SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DAMN SAND NIGGER BRITNEY HORSE SHIT PENIS FUCK MARCH OF FLAMES JUNGLE BUNNY SHITE NIGGER DIPSHIT JESSE McCARTNEY SOD SHITHEAD ORGASM HOMO COCK BITCH FAGGOT BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKSTAIN POMMIE TUBA FUCK YOU DOG FUCKER FUCKBAG SHIT KIKE HELLFUCKER FUCKER PENISBIRD PENIS BALL SACK O CANADA FUCKSTAIN FUCKING A CUNTSWILLING FUCK OFF WHORE DILDO GREASER WIKIPEDIA WEHATEMARIO SHITFUCKER DAMMIT BASTARD COCK DOT HEAD SAGGY TITS ANUSCAKE PENIS COCK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BITCH FELCHING DICK CHICKEN FUCKER ASSHOLE BULLSHIT AUTOFELLATIO IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK TITS FUCKING A GOBSHITE GOD DAMN HOSER TITTYWANK WALRUS SHIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JACKASS SEX WANKER MASTURBATION NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! STEVE BALLMER CUNT FUCKFACE INCEST ASSHAT SHITTY WANKSPLAT FLYING FUCK FUCKWIT ASS PISSHOLE RAT'S COCK CUNTYMINTS SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DIPSHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA EAT MY SHIT! TACO ASSFACE DUMBASS PISS UP MY ARSE DOG FUCKER SEX BITCH DUMBASS HELL DAMN IT FUCKFACE DIPSHIT CHALICE SOD CUNNILINGUS YOUR MOM FELCHING EDITABLE DYK 666 FUCKBAG PISS OFF MY ASS WANK SHIT HOMO TAMPON IN MY ASS FEMADOM SHITHEAD SMEG FLYING RAT'S ASS PRICK ROSIE O'DONNELL SHITSLINGING NECROPHILIA DOUCHING DOG SHIT ASSHOLE PUSSY TITS PISSHOLE BIRD SHIT TITS & DICKS DICK CHICKEN DUMBASS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT TWAT DONKEY PUNCHER CUNT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCK HITLER PISS POMMIE PECKERHEAD BUGGER OFF ARSEBADGERS BUTT PIRATE QUEEF MOZILLA FIREFOX TUBA WOODPECKERSHIT WANKER SHITSLINGING NAZI JUNGLE BUNNY SLOPE CLUSTER FUCK FUCK OFF SPANK THE MONKEY BUTTFUCKER BUTT PIRATE CHIGGER DICKFACE TITWANK NAZI BALLS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKING A HORSE SHIT ASS LET'S SHIT ASSRAPING ASSCRACK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CHIGGER JIZZ DAMN FAGGOT PENISPENISPENIS!!! BIG FOOT JOHNNY JACK OFF ASSCRACK FUCKWIT ASSHAT PISS ARTIST POTTYMOUTH DIPSHIT FEMADOM DAMN WIENER STEVE BALLMER YOUR MOM SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKING JUMP! MONKEY SHIT GOD DAMN DAMN IT'S OVER 9000! CUNNILINGUS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS PISSHOLE BASTARD LET'S SHIT GRIS FUCK SMEG DAMN BEAVER CHIGGER CHALICE BELLEND FUCKING PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TWAT DUNE COON JOHN SMILEY FACE JOHN ELWAY GOD DAMMIT CUNT HELL DICKHEAD SHITCOCK NEGRO PUSSY DIRTY SANCHEZ I'LL RAPE YOU DICKLICK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SHITSLINGING FUCKTARD BALLS BEANER SHITSKIN SHITHEAD PENISBIRD I RAPE WALRUSES! DUMBASS CLEVELAND STEAMER FRITZ COMMUNIST DILDO GARBAGE DAY! DOG FUCKER TITS & DICKS YOGHURT CANNON YID JAP AUTOFELLATIO DYKE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA HELL COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKING FUCKFUCKER LAKE TITICACA COCKSUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX CUNNILINGUS CHALICE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! JAP SHITHEAD CUNTBUCKET DOT HEAD WANK SCROTUM FUCK YOU SEMEN NIGGER FUCK COON MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY WIKIPEDIA HELL KNOBJOCKEY PISS ASSCRACK MOZILLA FIREFOX DICKFACE BONG MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CRAPMUNCHER ASSBANDIT GOD BLESS AMERICA SHAKOPEE SHITE DAMN DOUCHE NAZI JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PAKI FUCKTARD EDITABLE DYK PISS ARTIST DAMN IT FELLATIO HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PUSSY GOATSE ARSE RAT'S ASS BONER PISS OFF PISS ARTIST WIKIPEDIA CUNTRAG All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ASSHOLE CONAN O'BRIAN CUNTYMINTS ANUSCAKE PENIS DICKWAD DICK [Insert yet another person's name here] BOOBS WANK PEACEFUL YUKKY DOODY COLGATE YOU WANKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CC PLZ I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKTARD I WILL END YOU! DONGSHOVER KRAUT TWO-INCH PENIS FEMADOM PISS UP MY ARSE GO HOME AND DIE NAZI COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK TIMBER NIGGER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SPIC Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SCUMBUCKET and with the SHITSLINGING and his FELCHMONKEY of girraffes in which BALL SACK while reading about POOPY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See ASSWIPE also

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