Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or HELL neurochemical FUCK disorder SONNY BILL WILLIAMS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS, sudden FUCKBAG m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] or FUCK OFF vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCK OFF in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CHIGGER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may YUKKY DOODY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PENIS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA GOD DAMN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKSTAIN FUCK YOU words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TACO utterFUCKance of socially DILDO objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first MASTURBATION television programs to address POLAK Tourette's syndrome.

ASS Tourette's is HAIL SATAN! not to be 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT confused with LONGCAT IS LONG Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves RAT'S ASS random WANK disorientation, culturally-ASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local HONKY language, TITWANK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BONG of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BORDER HOPPER souvenir shoppes and massive DILDO quantities GANGBANG of ANAL DIABETES BOON garbage.

Darnit.

A DAMNATION Polite Note to the GRIS Author:

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The LIKE FATHER LIKE SON Tourette's PUSSYLICKER Research Institute was FUCKING A founded to CONAN O'BRIAN.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have REDSKIN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DIPSHIT article SHITTY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BUKKAKE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CROTCH.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BIRD SHIT Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SHITTY Tourrette's sufferers RUSKIE swear. You can BASTARD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CHICKEN SHIT TV, for always focusing on the HONKY bad side of a terrible NIGNOG thing.
  • The main CANDY symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are GOD DAMN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GRINGO' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CRACKER knee WOODPECKERSHIT NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is TWAT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes JACKASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCK school for suck my mothers something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FLYING RAT'S ASS sufferers to become FELLATIO manically depressed and SACRED commit EAT MY SHIT! suicide.
  • There is no COON cure, and the DOT HEAD drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKING JUMP! tics often have adverse PISS OFF side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASS LICKER perodol" which caused my entire ANAL body to go P'KANG numb and GYPSY basically made it NIGGA! worse than BITCH it is without the JACKASS SHIT drug.

I am an active member of a DONKEY DICK tourette syndrome POTTYMOUTH association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating RAT'S COCK the SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "TACO swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CRAPPY much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ASS sorry for DONKEY DICK "hi-jacking" your MICK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like MAMA MIA this that really INBRED annoys me. I am working towards a SHITE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE!, and making fun of a FUCKING horrible disorder is (not) JOHNNY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CRACKER time.

Best MONKEY SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “LET'S SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT RIOTS reply

As STUDENT PROTESTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are WIKIPEDIA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MINORITIES Westerners show is not an POISON IN TOOTHPASTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of KOREA LOVER degenerate capitalist culture in those MONASTERIES countries. When showing GRASS MUD HORSE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust VOTE in countries TAIWAN leadership, those problems does not DEMOCRACY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBETAN BUDDHISM byproduct of your DISSIDENTS capitalist society DALAI LAMA.

Li Chiang “OPINION” Wen

P.S. AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI Regards to Andrew WIKIPEDIA Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

Mr. janitor

The ANUSCAKE bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITE punch him if you ASS LICKER want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE remove this MUGABE HAS AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MICK saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my WIKIPEDIA intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How FASHION BUG to PUSSY cure BRITNEY the CRAP Tourette's FUCKFACE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PEARL NECKLACE for YOU WANKER Tourette's BITCH Syndrome MR WINKLER IS GAY is BUTTFUCKER following HENTAI these CUNT rules PICKANINNY in BOLLOCKS order:

  • 1: Avoid FUCK OFF immature COCKSUCKER little SUITCASE PENIS kids,
  • 2: Count to SHIT within SONNY BILL WILLIAMS 10 CHINKseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ASS LICKER TITS nor DIPSHIT talk,
  • 4: Tell WANK yourself you CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR don't COON have JACK OFF this CLUSTER FUCK disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD WITH NASTY SEX DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASS LICKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

BEAVER BORDER HOPPER QUEEF SHIT WIENER FUCK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CHINK WIENER SHITE

DICKFACE CUNNILINGUS LOGJAMMER FAG SOD OFF CONDOMS FRIG BULLSHIT PISSHOLE BOON POMMIE CHRISTHUMPER SPANK THE MONKEY PISS CC PLZ COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT INBRED RAPE SHITE SOD PRICK MOLDY TITS YOU WANKER SPANK THE MONKEY YOU WANKER SCUMBAG PENIS SUCK MY DICK ASSFACE GOD DAMN HOMO RUSKIE BITCH KRAUT DOUCHE PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! BEAVER MAMA MIA SCROTUM FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKSTAIN CAMEL FUCKER ASS WILLY WONKA COCKING FUCKBOROUGH HADJI IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKWIT SHITFACE DAMN PUSSY SHIT TITTYWANK ART METAL PRODUCTS SON OF A BITCH LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SAGGY TITS [expletive deleted] NIGGER GENITALIA SHITHEAD PIECE OF SHIT JIZZ FUCKHEAD SPANK THE MONKEY GIVING HEAD ASSHAT ASS LICKER DOG SHIT SHITE FUCK HONKY PORCUPINE'S BALLS WIKIPEDIA BONG FRIG IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! I'LL RAPE YOU TAFFY ASSWIPE BONER SUCK A BIG DICK POTTYMOUTH SAGGY TITS WANK SHITE INBRED INJUN SHITFUCKER [Insert yet another person's name here] BASTARD WANK ASSHAT SHIT FLYING FUCK CHIGGER OH SHI– ASSFACE COCKGOBLIN DAMN INBRED SUCK MY DICK NIGGER PENIS COCK MOZILLA FIREFOX CUNT CUNT PISS OFF HO ANAL DIABETES BITCH HOT GRITS FUCKFACE SHITTY WOMEN'S RIGHTS CUNTRAG CUNT COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK CUNT CRAP ON A STICK MOZILLA FIREFOX DOUCHE NAZI FEMADOM PORCUPINE'S BALLS FRITZ JIGGABOO WIGGER AUTOFELLATIO COCKSHITTER FUCK DOODIE HEAD COCKSHITTER ASSWIPE THONG TASTER PISSHOLE FROG'S FAT ASS GOD DAMN WANK FUCKING A BITCH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PORCH MONKEY TITTYWANK VENEREAL DISEASE ARSE FAGGOT YOU WANKER TWISTY VAGINA WANK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCKBAG MARCH OF FLAMES CUNTRAG SHITHEAD TIT SPRINKLES EPIDIDYMIS ASS PISS OFF MY ASS PISS OFF CUNT DUMBASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CONDOMS CROTCH DAMN FUCKER YOU WANKER CHOAD FUCKSTAIN ROSIE O'DONNELL MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS POLACK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FOREIGN CURRENCY NECROPHILIA TITS & DICKS TACO JERRY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TITMOUSE AUTOFELLATIO JACKASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS JERK OFF FROG'S FAT ASS WIGGER PISS ARTIST CUNT DAGO SAND NIGGER DONKEY PUNCHER ASS ARSEBADGERS TITTIES SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISS UP MY ARSE FUCKING BELGIUM PUSSYLICKER BITCH FELCHING SHITHEAD PISS OFF HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ASS CAPTAIN CRUNCH CROTCH PUNANI REDNECK PISS OFF FROG BALL SACK CLEMEN FUCKTARD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCK YOU BUTT PIRATE RAGHEAD FROG DICKWAD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE CLUSTER FUCK ARSE BEANER REDSKIN FASHION BUG GRIS NIGGER TITS ASSWIPE TWAT TRANNY SHUT UP, MEG! BUTT PIRATE HENTAI YID TWAT SHITBALLS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA PISS OFF SUCK MY COCK CHICKEN SHIT TUBA SOD OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITFACE BASTARD SHITHEAD NIGGER HELL HOSER SHITFACE WANK FUCK WANK FELCHING FUCKTARD WANK WALRUS SHIT FEWMETS FUCKBAG SHITTY DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BIGNOSE CUM VANITY PAGES ROCK RAT'S COCK CUNTYMINTS ANAL SHITSKIN FUCKER FUCKING A ASSHAT ANAL WIGGER SEMEN ASSWIPE DICKHEAD POLAK MARCH OF FLAMES BASTARD KRAUT EMO FRAK GOD DAMMIT PRICK NIGGER FRAK GANGBANG PRICK FUCK OFF TWISTY VAGINA FOREIGN CURRENCY TRANNY POMMIE COON PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FLYING FUCK BUTTFUCKER DUNE COON CUM PIGFUCKER CHRISTHUMPER I'LL RAPE YOU JACKASS TWAT SPICY CUNT FUCK PENISBIRD WANK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST JACKASS SHIT CAPTAIN CRUNCH MOCKIE ANAL FRIG WANK WANK CLUSTER FUCK JACK OFF BASTARD JAP SHITHEAD CUNT HELL WANKSPLAT WIGGER ASSHAT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS RAGHEAD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCKTARD BITCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SCUMBAG CHICKEN SHIT WIGGER DAMN PUSSY SCUMBUCKET SHITPISSER FUCK NUGGET HELL FUCKSTAIN TUBA FUCKHEAD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FRED PHELPS BITCH COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT JACKASS RECTUM RAIDER FUCKING DAMN DICKHEAD JIGGABOO BITCH NIGGER TITS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BOOBIES PISS OFF ASSWIPE FUCK FRAK BELLEND CLUSTER FUCK PISSHOLE CHICKEN SHIT YOU WANKER [EXPLETIVE] SPANK THE MONKEY HOSER POLAK FLYING RAT'S ASS CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK SON OF A BITCH BITCH CHICKEN FRIES HELL WANKSPLAT BORDER HOPPER SHITSLIDE I'LL RAPE YOU RICK MORANIS VANITY PAGES ROCK DICKLICK BOOBIES PISSHOLE MASTURBATION SHITFUCKER PISS REDSKIN EMO GOD DAMMIT BOOBIES GOD DAMN CLUSTER FUCK CRAPMUNCHER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE WANK PEEPEE SHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK GOVERNMENT FILTERS FUCKWIT SPANK THE MONKEY HORSE SHIT MILF CUNT ASSWANKING FAILURE! GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY SAND NIGGER BUKKAKE NORTH KOREA FUDGEPACKER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT ALEX TREBEK CHOAD KISSER FUCKER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BONER FASHION BUG SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCKING A WIKIPEDIA NAZI JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKHEAD STEVE BALLMER DOUCHING CHOAD WHORE GRINGO RUSTY TROMBONE SHITE HOMO FIST FUCK FUCKER GOD DAMMIT TITS & DICKS CHINK DONKEY PUNCHER JOHNNY HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS WILLY WONKA CUNT FROG BITCH FUCK DOG SHIT GOVERNMENT FILTERS ANAL DIABETES CAMEL FUCKER POMMIE GOD DAMN BITCH GOVERNMENT FILTERS GREASER FLYING RAT'S ASS [Insert swear here] CAPTAIN CRUNCH ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKFACE NIPPLES BORDER HOPPER CHOAD KISSER ORGASM JAP YOUR MOM SHIT FUCK VAGINA HOMO SHAKOPEE AY-AY-AY TRANNY POOPY HONKY SHIT DUNE COON MICK INBRED I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITTY MOZILLA FIREFOX CUNTRAG BASTARD BONER CLIT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SHIT HAIL SATAN! FLYING RAT'S ASS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST TUBA MONKEY SHIT DOT HEAD INBRED SOD SHITSLINGING HELL CUNNILINGUS POMMIE WIENER VENEREAL DISEASE TRANNY DEVELOPERS! COCKSTUFFER INCEST VENEREAL DISEASE PIECE OF SHIT BUGGER EPIDIDYMIS MOCKIE PUNANI BLOWJOB BIGNOSE POLAK SOD OFF MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANKER BULLSHIT BITCH CUNNILINGUS BUTT PIRATE FUCKING SHITCUNTING COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink MOTHERFUCKER CHINK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS PRICK WOODPECKERSHIT NIPPLES SACRED WANKSPLAT GOATSE SPUNK CUM O CANADA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKING JUMP! SHITE FUCK YOU BALLS TAMPONS CRAPMUNCHER TITS FUCKING A ASS COON FUCKFACE SHIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DARTH VADER MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS HOT GRITS COCKSHITTER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BRUSH MA TEETH DONKEY DICK GOD DAMMIT FUCK OFF CHIGGER BLOWJOB HELL LET'S SHIT HELL ASSWIPE BEAVER DAMNATION ASSRAPING BEAVER BULLSHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST URINE-GARGLING CANDY DAMN RAGHEAD SCROTUM BALL SACK MOTHERFUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HONKY SHITFUCKER PISS OFF SHIT PEARL NECKLACE RECTUM RAIDER JACKASS SHIT CHING CHONG CHINK pen0r DICK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ASSFACE COON DAMN CUNNILINGUS MONKEY SHIT SHITFUCKER HORSE SHIT BRUSH MA TEETH DIRTY SANCHEZ DIRTY SANCHEZ BASTARD SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE POLACK COON BASTARD Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive MOTHERFUCKER and with the PISS and his RUSTY TROMBONE of girraffes in which SEMEN while reading about DOG FUCKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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