Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or COCKSMOKER neurochemical FUCK disorder SEMEN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TWO-INCH PENIS, sudden CHOAD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TAMPONS or SUCK MY COCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated WANKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DOUCHE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken NIGGER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BUTT PIRATE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUNT SHITSKIN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous KRAUT utterFUCKance of socially POMMIE objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FELLATIO television programs to address NECROPHILIA Tourette's syndrome.

NIGGER Tourette's is PUNANI not to be FUCK confused with FUCKHEAD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying AMERICA ONLINE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITFACE random DICKHEAD disorientation, culturally-ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth NAZI outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JERRY language, WANK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places GOD DAMN CUNTSWILLING of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GENITALIA souvenir shoppes and massive ASSFACE quantities PRICK of ANAL DIABETES JUNGLE BUNNY garbage.

Darnit.

A JACK ABRAMOFF Polite Note to the PISS ARTIST Author:

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The RADIO FREE LUNCH Tourette's POO POO BLOWJOB Research Institute was [expletive deleted] founded to CRAP.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have HEIL HITLER! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GOD BLESS AMERICA article GOBSHITE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BOOBS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITHEAD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITFUCKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about JOHN SMILEY FACE Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of CAMEL JOCKEY Tourrette's sufferers WIKIPEDIA swear. You can BASTARD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BASTARD TV, for always focusing on the NIPPLES bad side of a terrible WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? thing.
  • The main CRAPFUCKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ABO involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TITS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASS knee CHOAD KISSER NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FUCKWIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BUGGER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WOP school for FUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BOYCOTT VIACOM! sufferers to become ASSWIPE manically depressed and TITMOUSE commit ASSHOLE suicide.
  • There is no PENIS cure, and the JIZZ drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITE tics often have adverse THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FRITZ perodol" which caused my entire FUCKTARD body to go BONER numb and POOPOO basically made it NIGGA! worse than DOG FUCKER it is without the TITS drug.

I am an active member of a BITCH tourette syndrome SHITE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating EMO the GOD DAMN public view of Tourettes as a "I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CUNTBUCKET sorry for CHOAD "hi-jacking" your TIMBER NIGGER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like INCEST this that really BIGNOSE annoys me. I am working towards a SHITFACE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASSWIPE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be YOU WANKER, and making fun of a WANKER horrible disorder is (not) SHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WOMEN'S RIGHTS time.

Best BLUE PENIS! regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese EUROIPODS reply

As MINORITIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are INDIA HAS NUKES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TAIWAN Westerners show is not an TIBETAN BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST degenerate capitalist culture in those PROTESTS countries. When showing POISON IN BABY FORMULA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIVER CRABS SUCK in countries PRINCE PHILIP leadership, those problems does not BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a 1984 byproduct of your FIREWALLS capitalist society MONGOLIANS.

Li Chiang “TIBETAN BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. BOB SAGET Regards to Andrew RAGHEAD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

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The FUCKER bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKTARD punch him if you ASS want to.

As a KU KLUX KLAN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough BRITAIN problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CLEAN DRINKING WATER put up with CLEAN DRINKING WATER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TIT SPRINKLES saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my PENIS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How SONNY BILL WILLIAMS to WANK cure NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! the RAT'S COCK Tourette's DAMN Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITTY for ASS Tourette's FRITZ Syndrome CANNED QUOTE is pen0r following COCKSTUFFER these PISSHOLE rules QUEEF in BITCH order:

  • 1: Avoid POLESMOKER immature I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST little WANK kids,
  • 2: Count to HELL within SONNY BILL WILLIAMS 10 I AM CORNHOLIO!seconds,
  • 3: Do not open your ASSHAT KIDDY FIDDLER NIGGER nor SON OF A BITCH talk,
  • 4: Tell GOD DAMN yourself you ASS don't FUCK have SPUNK this BIGNOSE disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BONER WITH NASTY MOZILLA FIREFOX DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ABO FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

TENTACLE RAPE SHITSKIN KNOBJOCKEY CHOAD KISSER SON OF A BITCH AMERICA ONLINE JAP VENEREAL DISEASE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCKBAG

COCK FUCKSTAIN NIPPLES GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS ASS FOUR-EYES PISS ARTIST CRAPMUNCHER PUSSYLICKER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM INJUN CUNTYMINTS CHUFF WINDOWS VISTA FELCHMONKEY HELLFIRE DAMN IT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! [expletive deleted] CUNT PISS ARTIST ASS HITLER CUNT COCKSMOKER RAT'S COCK WINDOWS VISTA SHITFACE WALRUS SHIT BULLSHIT KNOBJOCKEY TITTIES JACKASS SHIT SCUMBAG JACKASS MOZILLA FIREFOX HELL FUCKFUCKFUCK NAZI SCUMBAG JOHNNY FROG PISS CRAP ON A STICK FUCKSTAIN BIRD IN THE HOUSE BONER ASSFACE FUCK YOU SHITSLINGING SHITCOCK MILF BONER RAT'S COCK ASS LICKER WHORE TURD MOTHERFUCKER DIPSHIT VAGINA I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SLOPE FASHION BUG POMMIE CROTCH PEARL NECKLACE WANK I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST BASTARD FUCK YOU PISS OFF FUCKWIT BELGIUM DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSFACE AUTOFELLATIO WANKER DONKEY DICK DOUCHING LIMEY NIGGER FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN BALL SACK ASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WANK CUNTSWILLING HELL MONKEY BALLS JACKASS SHIT JACKASS BONER BEAVER CROTCH BONG FEWMETS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA YOU WANKER FUCK YOU NEGRO FRITZ ASSHAT FLYING FUCK TOSSER BITCH PISS CHIGGER POMMIE SHITHEAD DICK BITCH DONKEY PUNCHER YOU WANKER ASS HORSE SHIT HORSE SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! HITLER SPIC GOD DAMMIT FUCKWIT RAT'S COCK RECTUM RAIDER BONER POMMIE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TWO-INCH PENIS NIGGER CHOAD DOUCHING GANGBANG ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA RAT'S COCK TWO-INCH PENIS BUGGER PIGFUCKER SLOPE FUCKING SLOPE GOD DAMN SEX FUCKER SHUT UP, MEG! DAMN BUNG-HOLE CRAPMUNCHER SUCK A BIG DICK PENIS SPICY CUNT FUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MARGARET THATCHER DAGO CHICKEN SHIT POMMIE BOOBIES FUCK NUGGET ASS INBRED STRAWBERRY ASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE POOPOO OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy GYPSY BULLSHIT TUBA JOHN ELWAY CLUSTER FUCK JACKASS ASSHAT CUNNILINGUS FEWMETS COON WILLY WONKA LET'S SHIT JACKASS PEEPEE REDSKIN GOBSHITE FUCKHEAD CLUSTER FUCK TIMBER NIGGER GOD DAMMIT INBRED FUCKFUCKFUCK SHITFUCKER WANK MOTHERFUCKER ORGASM JIZZ NEGRO WINDOWS VISTA ASSHOLE ASSCRACK DILDO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CHAV CRAPMUNCHER DUMBASS DUMBASS FUCKING A TITS RAPE FUCKFACE CONDOMS BUGGER DAGO FRITZ ASSCRACK FUCKTARD PISS OFF MY ASS PROXY SITES ARSEBADGERS ASS FUCKFACE DAMN FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK PISSHOLE SHITFACE BUTT-HOLE LET'S SHIT BOYCOTT VIACOM! DIPSHIT CLIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCKFUCKFUCK NIPPLES FUCKWIT ASSHAT FUCK TAFFY DYKE ASS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? COCKSUCKER ASSWIPE DIRTY SANCHEZ BORDER HOPPER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! RADIO FREE LUNCH GOD DAMN TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! JACKASS ASSWIPE RAT'S COCK I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE HELL PEDOPHILIA DAMN CLIT BONER ASSFACE DUNE COON FUCKBAG DOUCHEBAG POTTYMOUTH DICKLICK CUM BITCH BONG KIKE GOD DAMN DICK FUCKFACE FUCKTARD HITLER SNUFF PORN YOU WANKER SHITTY ASSWIPE JACK OFF COON FLYING FUCK FUCK OFF ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS COCKSHITTER GANGBANG FUCKSTAIN DAMN IT DICKFACE CRAPPY ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP YID COON SON OF A BITCH TWAT I'LL RAPE YOU BUKKAKE ASS LICKER CAMEL JOCKEY DICKHEAD WOODPECKERSHIT TWAT CHIGGER PISS FUCKFACE ASSHOLE MALARKY CUNT TITS INBRED SEMEN FUCK OFF CLUSTER FUCK SHIT CHIGGER ORGASM FUCKTARD TITS SPIC ASSHAT ASSHAT PRICK GANGBANG ABO DAMN I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST WANK FUCKING JUMP! FUCKING DILDO SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT NIGGER NEGRO PISS ALEX TREBEK BOLLOCKS WARNER MUSIC GROUP NECROPHILIA SIGMUND FREUD FUCK OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD RADIO FREE LUNCH SNUFF PORN FUCK NUGGET CHENEY ASSWIPE ASSCRACK I'LL RAPE YOU PISS ARTIST CUNT LET'S SHIT JACKASS SHIT FELLATIO NICARAGUA BONG DYKE DAMN GIVING HEAD HORSE PENIS TWAT GOD DAMMIT BOYCOTT VIACOM! CUM WETBACK LET'S SHIT DAMN GENITALIA RAT'S COCK BOB SAGET FUCK SHITTY VENEREAL DISEASE I WILL KILL YOU! SHIT BRITNEY JOHN ELWAY FOUR-EYES BEANER ASS ASSWIPE POOPOO DICKLICK MOTHERFUCKER CHINK CRAP ON A STICK MOTHERFUCKER CUNT BELLEND FUCK OFF NIPPLES WANKER PROXY SITES CLEMEN URINE-GARGLING TWO-INCH PENIS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS WHORE SHITE BONER FUCKING BUGGER OFF PISS RAPE PISSHOLE CUNNILINGUS CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM SHITE DARTH VADER BUGGER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SAGGY TITS FOUR-EYES CUNTBUCKET SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BALL SACK BENSON SUCKS [Insert swear here] VENEREAL DISEASE HELLFIRE BUTTFUCKER 666 SHITHEAD I WILL KILL YOU! FELLATIO REDNECK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD ARSE TITS & DICKS FUCKFACE DOUCHE SUGARTITS ASSHAT GO HOME AND DIE CLUSTER FUCK CC PLZ COCKSTUFFER WANK JAP HENTAI CRAP WANKSPLAT MOTHERFUCKER SHITE NAZI NECROPHILIA PUSSY BOB SAGET KNOBJOCKEY PUSSY FEMADOM FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHIT BUKKAKE SPIC DUMBASS PROXY SITES SHIT CONDOMS HORSE PENIS RADIO FREE LUNCH LENS CRAFTERS CC PLZ ASSHAT FUCKHEAD GANGBANG FUCKFACE STRAWBERRY ASS JOHNNY CUM MOZILLA FIREFOX VENEREAL DISEASE CHOAD KISSER DOG SHIT FELCHING JIZZ WANKER ASSHAT GOD DAMMIT SHITCOCK PISS ARTIST JACKASS SHIT RECTUM RAIDER SHIT PENISBIRD I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST TWAT HELL DOM DeLUISE ASSHAT PECKERHEAD JIZZ DICK CHICKEN WETBACK CUNT DAMN IT BUTT PIRATE HO TAFFY P'KANG TITMOUSE DARTH VADER REDSKIN NAZI SHITSLIDE SHITE ASS FUCKHEAD FUCKHEAD POMMIE ASSWIPE NECROPHILIA WIGGER DICKHEAD HELL SHITHEAD ASSCRACK DARTH VADER ORANGE TURTLE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JESSE McCARTNEY ARSE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHITFACE DAMN IT BOOBIES URINE-GARGLING CUNT BUTT-HOLE CONAN O'BRIAN TITTYWANK HELLFIRE CHICKEN SHIT FUCK ASSWIPE COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink GANGBANG BLUMPKIN COCKSUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WOODPECKERSHIT WIENER DICKHEAD GENITALIA TITS & DICKS LENS CRAFTERS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BANGKOK HELL SOD OFF TRANNY ASSCRACK GANGBANG BOB SAGET DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DONGSHOVER NAZI ASS BIRD IN THE HOUSE DIPSHIT DOG FUCKER CHINK JACKASS ORGASM TITS & DICKS ANAL WANK BITCH BUNG-HOLE DOUCHETITS SHIT DAMN DOUCHEBAG ORGASM BITCH SON OF A BITCH BASTARD LET'S SHIT WANK CHIGGER TIMBER NIGGER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! YID BOOBIES MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PISS ARTIST SMILES GOD DAMMIT BONG HELL PENIS HELLFIRE BITCH HELL YOU WANKER SHITHEAD MOTHERFUCKER CUNT FUCK BOOBIES PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SCROTUM WANK TOTAL BUTT PIRATE HOLY DUMB FUCK GANGBANG TOURETTE'S SYNDROME TIT SPRINKLES BITCH WANK CUNTRAG DIPSHIT SCROTUM PORCH MONKEY GRIS CHRISTHUMPER DICK CHICKEN FUCKSTAIN GO COUNT YOUR DICK Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive RAT'S COCK and with the SAND NIGGER and his I WILL END YOU! of girraffes in which I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! while reading about HOT GRITS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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