Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or AUTOFELLATIO neurochemical FUCK disorder PUSSYLICKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SPICY CUNT FUCK, sudden SHITFUCKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PISS or FAGGOT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FASHION BUG in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DAMN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASSCRACK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITCOCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BUGGER OFF WHORE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BATHING SUIT AREA utterFUCKance of socially CUNT objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT television programs to address BULLCRAP Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKER Tourette's is FUCKING A not to be BASTARD confused with FUCKWIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DAMNATION chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PUSSY random FUCKSTAIN disorientation, culturally-ASSWIPE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GOD DAMN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BLOWJOB language, FUCK YOU and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TAMPONS ASSHAT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CHOAD souvenir shoppes and massive FUCK OFF quantities DOUCHE of ANAL DIABETES FUCKSTAIN garbage.

Darnit.

A SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Polite Note to the WIKIPEDIA Author:

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The EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA Tourette's YOU SUCK BALLS Research Institute was CUNTSWILLING founded to KIKE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ASSWANKING FAILURE! article DONKEY PUNCHER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and I WILL END YOU! I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or VAGINA changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKSTAIN.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about GANGBANG Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Tourrette's sufferers ARSE swear. You can YOU WANKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MOTHERFUCKER TV, for always focusing on the GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS bad side of a terrible DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT thing.
  • The main THIS IS SPARTA! symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKFACE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASSHOLE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CLIT knee FAG NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FUCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BASTARD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASSHOLE school for BUTT PIRATE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BITCH sufferers to become SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS manically depressed and FUCK commit JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS suicide.
  • There is no SHITE cure, and the PISS OFF drugs that are available to, "calm" the CRAPMUNCHER tics often have adverse MOTHERFUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKWIT perodol" which caused my entire TWO-INCH PENIS body to go MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! numb and WANK basically made it NIGGA! worse than LIKE FATHER LIKE SON it is without the ORGASM drug.

I am an active member of a BOOBS tourette syndrome RAT'S COCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHIT the MARGARET THATCHER public view of Tourettes as a "HELL swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is JENKEM much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MY ANUS IS BLEEDING sorry for HELL "hi-jacking" your PISS ARTIST entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DOG SHIT this that really SCROTUM annoys me. I am working towards a LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this O CANADA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCK OFF, and making fun of a TWAT horrible disorder is (not) ALF funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BASKETBALL time.

Best WHORE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese GOVERNMENT FILTERS reply

As VOTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIANENMEN SQUARE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TAIWAN Westerners show is not an TIANENMEN SQUARE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONGOLIANS degenerate capitalist culture in those FALUN GONG countries. When showing TIBET right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MONASTERIES in countries 1984 leadership, those problems does not UIGURS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PROTESTS byproduct of your NORTH KOREA capitalist society MINORITIES.

Li Chiang “DIMETHYL GLYCOL” Wen

P.S. FUCK OFF Regards to Andrew COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

Mr. janitor

The SHITSLINGING bastard who wrote this article. You can THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE punch him if you HELL want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock CLEAN DRINKING WATER offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIV NEGATIVE put up with I DON'T HAVE AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CLEAN DRINKING WATER white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the NECROPHILIA saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my BUTT-HEAD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How FUCKFACE to RICK MORANIS cure INCEST the FRAK Tourette's PIG Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ASSWIPE for TITS Tourette's DAMN Syndrome FELLATIO is DAMNATION following SPICY CUNT FUCK these TWAT rules SUGARTITS in BEAVER order:

  • 1: Avoid LAKE TITICACA immature JENKEM little GOD DAMN kids,
  • 2: Count to MY ANUS IS BLEEDING within SHITCOCK 10 DAMMITseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your DAMN BASKETBALL NI nor BALL SACK talk,
  • 4: Tell FUCKER yourself you CC PLZ don't O KURWA! have CHIGGER this DAMN disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DAMN WITH NASTY ARSE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITCUNTING FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

DILDO YOU SUCK BALLS WIGGER SPANK THE MONKEY BITCH CUNT NIGGER PRICK BUDDHISM

EPIDIDYMIS MOTHERFUCKER GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY BUDDHISM DAMNATION ASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! BUGFUCK DICKHEAD FIST FUCK GOOK BUNG-HOLE RAT'S COCK COMMUNIST DILDO YOU WANKER JACK OFF JOHNNY PIG GREASER MICK BLUMPKIN FUCK OFF BELGIUM FASHION BUG BUGFUCK PISS OFF ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN DUNE COON FRITZ JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BOYCOTT VIACOM! SPICY CUNT FUCK PRICK CLEMEN ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SHITTY GOATSE FAGGOT CHIGGER MOTHERFUCKER SOD OFF CLUSTER FUCK JIZZ DICKHEAD DICKFACE INBRED SAGGY TITS WILLY WONKA BITCH FUCKFACE FLYING FUCK PENIS SHITSLINGING TWO-INCH PENIS DONKEY DICK ASS LICKER DONKEY PUNCHER I'LL RAPE YOU COMMUNIST DILDO BEAVER SAMUEL L. JACKSON JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE PISS OFF CUNT MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS SHIT SEMEN ASSRAMMER FUCK ASSFACE BUGFUCK FUCKFACE KNOBJOCKEY HELL MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DAGO BASTARD ASSHAT FUCK YOU FUCK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? WIKIPEDIA CLEMEN DILDO DICKLICK WANK ASS WETBACK FUCKSTAIN FUCKWIT COCK INBRED SPICY CUNT FUCK DICKHEAD WANKSPLAT SHITFUCKER POTTYMOUTH CROTCH ARSEBADGERS SUCK MY COCK [Insert silly non-swear here] DAMN SHITHEAD BALLS YOU WANKER JESSE McCARTNEY DILDO FELLATIO SHITHEAD BEAVER PRICK DYKE JACKASS CHOAD CRACKER PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! DICK DICKHEAD PISS OFF pen0r PRICK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK POMMIE OH SHI– HORSE SHIT POMMIE ASSCRACK JIGGABOO SUCK A BIG DICK ASS BASTARD ALF CRAPFUCKER PISS OFF BITCH MASTURBATION YOUR MOM PUSSY WOP ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA MOTHERFUCKER PUSSY NECROPHILIA POO POO BLOWJOB BRUSH MA TEETH CHINK BASTARD PROLES CUNT ASSCRACK MASTURBATION PIGFUCKER POMMIE DILDO RECTUM RAIDER DUMBASS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DAMN DICKHEAD MONKEY'S UNCLE GOD DAMMIT I WILL KILL YOU! WIENER CUNNILINGUS FLYING FUCK ASSHAT MOLDY TITS DIRTY SANCHEZ DICKHEAD JACKASS SHIT FUCKFACE CLEMEN SUCK A BIG DICK CHOAD FUCKING ASS FASCIST SHITHEAD DAMN SHITCOCK RAT'S ASS FELLATIO CLEVELAND STEAMER HADJI FELCHING CANNED QUOTE I'LL RAPE YOU HITLER BUDDHISM SEX NAZI WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? JUSTIN BIEBER ARSE FUCKING O CANADA CAMEL JOCKEY CHIGGER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BIRD IN THE HOUSE CAMEL JOCKEY CUNT TAMPONS LAKE TITICACA DICKHEAD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA COLGATE CUNTYMINTS FUCKSTAIN FUCK DILDO TWISTY VAGINA FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK PIGFUCKER NECROPHILIA SAND NIGGER HOLY DUMB FUCK PRICK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH WINDOWS VISTA SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKING JUMP! NIGNOG BULLSHIT FUCK CRAPFUCKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASSHAT SHITE SEX TWO-INCH PENIS VAGINA BASTARD PEDOPHILIA AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FLYING RAT'S ASS HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN ASS CROTCH SPANK THE MONKEY COON EXTRA LONG PENIS DOG SHIT SOD AAAAAAAAA! BASTARD LAKE TITICACA DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKSTAIN KAFFIR IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SOD OFF MOCKIE GANGBANG POWERSHIT JIZZ COON PROLES FUCK KNOBJOCKEY DILDO HOLY DUMB FUCK GENITALIA GANGBANG DAMN ASSWIPE PUSSY BATHING SUIT AREA HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS TITS FUCKSTAIN CHIGGER POMMIE MARGARET THATCHER ASS LICKER BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCKSTAIN ASSCRACK DILDO INBRED FLYING FUCK DOUCHE I'LL RAPE YOU WHORE NIGGER SHITE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH ASSRAPING FUCK FELCHING GOAT DICK DAMMIT ARSE REDNECK WANK PEDOPHILIA CUNT TURD FUCK BOOBS RAT'S ASS POLESMOKER KNOBJOCKEY YOU WANKER FUCKTARD SHITFACE WANKSPLAT TITTIES SHITHEAD ASSHAT FLYING FUCK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DAMMIT KRAUT ASSFACE SCROTUM CLUSTER FUCK POMMIE TOSSER PORCUPINE'S BALLS DAMN IT I'LL RAPE YOU DUMBASS JUSTIN BIEBER CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM BITCH GYPSY FUCKFUCKFUCK FAGGOT FUCK OFF REDNECK DICK CHICKEN FIRECROTCH NAZI DICKHEAD TITS THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE SHITPISSER MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN CHICKEN FRIES JAP WETBACK PISS OFF FUCKING JUMP! DICKFACE DOG FUCKER FOUR-EYES DOUCHE NAZI SPANK THE MONKEY TWAT SHITHEAD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCKFACE RONNIE CORBETT BASTARD FUCK INBRED BALL SACK BITCH POLACK PUSSY PISSHOLE GREASER NIGGER SHITTY CLEMEN WANK BLOWJOB TACO KNOBJOCKEY OSTRICH MY ASS BULLCRAP MOTHERFUCKER CUM FUCKSTAIN PISS ARTIST GIVING HEAD JUNGLE BUNNY BIGNOSE PRICK BOOBIES DICKFACE FUCKHEAD BELLEND BUTTFUCKER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD MAMA MIA BALLS CHIGGER TWAT FUCKTARD SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BENCH PRESS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CONDOMS ASS GYPSY RAGHEAD PISS OFF CHICKEN SHIT SHITE DILDO PISS ARTIST FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKHEAD TAMPONS OH SHI– ARSE BOON SHITFUCKER WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKING A MARY WHITEHOUSE ASSFACE CAMEL JOCKEY BIRD SHIT NI JAP FUCKER BOOBS ASSHOLE JACKASS NIGNOG PENIS FUCKWIT DIPSHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CRACKER SEX DONKEY DICK ASSCRACK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI YOU WANKER DICKFACE SHITHEAD I WILL END YOU! TITS DOUCHEBAG ASSFACE PEEPEE AMERICA ONLINE DICK TITS WANK BENCH PRESS NIPPLES BALL SACK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SPICY CUNT FUCK DESU NIGGER RAGHEAD GANGBANG WALRUS SHIT PROLES TWAT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CUNNILINGUS PISS ARTIST SAND NIGGER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SPUNK ALF HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CUNT GENITALIA FUCK DICKHEAD DIPSHIT DAMNATION GOD DAMMIT HELL FUCK WIGGER TITS FUCKWIT YOU SUCK BALLS WEHATEMARIO FUCK TURD HEIL HITLER! FUCK YOU CHOAD KISSER FOUR-EYES PISS LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT TITS INBRED ANUSCAKE DONKEY PUNCHER FLYING FUCK YOU WANKER SUGARTITS DONKEY PUNCHER FEWMETS DICKLICK SHITHEAD SHITE DAGO TITWANK ASSWIPE NIGGER CHUFF CRAPPY DAMN SHITCUNTING BUKKAKE CHAV JACKASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CARPET MUNCHER TITTIES PEDOPHILIA SHITTY BALL SACK EMO CAPTAIN CRUNCH CUNT DICKFACE FUCKSTAIN MILF JERK OFF JIGGABOO [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] DOT HEAD DOUCHE COCKGOBLIN NORTH KOREA MALARKY PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink YOU WANKER FUCKFACE POLESMOKER TWO-INCH PENIS FLYING FUCK PUSSY WANK INJUN NECROPHILIA LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS PAKI ARSE FUCK A DUCK CRAPFUCKER PENIS WHORE NIGGER WETBACK JERK OFF HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY DICK ASSWIPE FUCKER DAMN ASSWIPE PUNANI ABO [Insert swear here] NIPPLES BENCH PRESS BEANER SUCK A BIG DICK FEMADOM DAMN IT DONKEY DICK DOM DeLUISE JOHNNY NIGNOG SHITPISSER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SPIC KIKE WANK BARBRA STREISAND SHIT ASS TURD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WOP SHITSLINGING CHOAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNT TWAT CRAPMUNCHER SUCK MY DICK SHIT SHIT WHORE WIENER WIGGER GREASER DICK BASKETBALL PAKI DICKHEAD FELLATIO TRANNY ASS CROTCH DOG SHIT PUSSY DIPSHIT WILLY WONKA POTTYMOUTH ASSWANKING FAILURE! JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CRAP DICKHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS 666 SHITHEAD ASSBANDIT FU SPANG Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DONALD RUMSFELD and with the JIZZ and his FUCKHEAD of girraffes in which SHITBALLS while reading about BELLEND!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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