Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BOLLOCKS neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKHEAD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MOCKIE, sudden CHOAD KISSER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHUT UP, MEG! or BASTARD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly WANKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DOUCHING way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKHEAD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCK A DUCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA COCKSUCKER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MONKEY SHIT PISS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous suck my mothers utterFUCKance of socially MOTHERFUCKER objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DELICIOUS CAKE television programs to address DUMBASS Tourette's syndrome.

DONKEY DICK Tourette's is TENTACLE RAPE not to be SHITCUNTING confused with EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TITMOUSE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PICKANINNY random POOPY disorientation, culturally-LOLCAT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JUNGLE BUNNY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MONKEY SHIT language, BALLS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHITCOCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASS souvenir shoppes and massive PISS OFF quantities PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM of ANAL DIABETES DANDELIONS garbage.

Darnit.

A DICKHEAD Polite Note to the HI, BILLY MAYS HERE Author:

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The DIPSHIT Tourette's PENIS Research Institute was FLYING FUCK founded to PISS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKHEAD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CHUFF article GRINGO funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BLUMPKIN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PEEPEE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance RECTUM RAIDER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about MOTHERFUCKER Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of QUEEF Tourrette's sufferers ABO swear. You can COCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BITCH TV, for always focusing on the FRAK bad side of a terrible CLUSTER FUCK thing.
  • The main IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GOD DAMN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DICKLICK knee BITCH NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FIST FUCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DANDELIONS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at MICK school for ABO something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GO COUNT YOUR DICK sufferers to become AUTOFELLATIO manically depressed and DOUGHNUT PUNCHER commit WINDOWS VISTA suicide.
  • There is no POLESMOKER cure, and the WOMEN'S RIGHTS drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASSFACE tics often have adverse CUNT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna GRIS perodol" which caused my entire SHITE body to go SHITFACE numb and PENIS basically made it NIGGA! worse than PIG it is without the DICK drug.

I am an active member of a CUNNILINGUS tourette syndrome WIKIPEDIA association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating QUEEF the ASS public view of Tourettes as a "CC PLZ swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BALLS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CUNT sorry for HONKY "hi-jacking" your RAPE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FLYING FUCK this that really PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT annoys me. I am working towards a CUNT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this WANK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BITCH, and making fun of a BIRD IN THE HOUSE horrible disorder is (not) CLEMEN funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BEAVER time.

Best NICARAGUA regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BUGGER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MEG reply

As RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill KOREA LOVER Westerners show is not an OPINION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBET degenerate capitalist culture in those MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! countries. When showing WIKIPEDIA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PRINCE PHILIP in countries HUMAN RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not FIREWALLS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHISM byproduct of your STUDENT RIOTS capitalist society DALAI LAMA.

Li Chiang “COMMUNISM IS STUPID” Wen

P.S. AUTOFELLATIO Regards to Andrew GOD DAMMIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

Mr. janitor

The DICKFACE bastard who wrote this article. You can GRAPE PENIS punch him if you SHITCUNTING want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CLEAN DRINKING WATER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this RHODESIA country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass RHODESIA put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the NAZI saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my FROG intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How TITS & DICKS to DAGO cure HELL the DICKLICK Tourette's RAPE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment GOD DAMN for SHITE Tourette's KNOBJOCKEY Syndrome PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS is NICARAGUA following PISS OFF these SHITBALLS rules ASSCRACK in ASS order:

  • 1: Avoid DILDO immature MONKEY SHIT little ARSE kids,
  • 2: Count to FUCKING within GOD DAMMIT 10 CAMEL JOCKEYseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your ORGASM CUNT THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE nor CUNNILINGUS talk,
  • 4: Tell COCKSTUFFER yourself you GOD DAMMIT don't BOOBS have DOUCHEBAG this FUCKER disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BUTT PIRATE WITH NASTY DICKHEAD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S RAGHEAD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

ASSFACE DANDELIONS HELLFUCKER BANGKOK PISS BALLS WANK D'OH

TOSSER NAZI POLAK COCKSHITTER BLUMPKIN JACK ABRAMOFF BIRD IN THE HOUSE RAT'S ASS CHINK SHITE CUNT FUCKTARD FUCKING SIGMUND FREUD SAGGY TITS ASSHOLE RAT'S ASS FEWMETS SHITSLINGING NIHILISM SHIT PUSSY PEDOPHILIA ASSCRACK SHIT LIKE A HORSE NIPPLES FRITZ COCK HADJI CRAPFUCKER PISS ARTIST ORGASM PISS YID PISS JACK OFF KIKE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SPUNK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FLYING FUCK HADJI HELL CUNNILINGUS SPUNK BOOBS SHITSLIDE PISS ARTIST POO POO BLOWJOB TACO FUCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS TAFFY KIKE PISS TWO-INCH PENIS BIRD SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! D'OH HI, BILLY MAYS HERE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DOG SHIT DICKLICK BLUE PENIS! JOHN SMILEY FACE SHITFUCKER YOU WANKER LAKE TITICACA FUCK DILDO SPANK THE MONKEY LET'S SHIT FUCKHEAD JACK OFF QUEEF LOLCAT FUCKING HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS GENITALIA WALRUS SHIT RICK MORANIS ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE GIVING HEAD BUNG-HOLE BASTARD COLGATE MONKEY'S UNCLE DAMN IT TURD PISS RUSKIE LIMEY BORDER HOPPER RAT'S ASS BASTARD CAMEL FUCKER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP QUEEF SHIT FUCKING A TRANNY SHITE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM GRIS ASS CLUSTER FUCK MOTHERFUCKER JERRY BUGGER PUSSY CLUSTER FUCK BASTARD SHITBALLS FEWMETS FUCKING BALLS GOD BLESS AMERICA HONKY ASSCRACK NECROPHILIA MILF CONDOMS DICKHEAD THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES I'LL RAPE YOU POOPY MOTHERFUCKER SHIT FROG PENIS MACACA TOSSER PIG DAMN IT TAFFY FUCKHEAD PENIS ARSE JACKASS SHIT ASSHAT FENCE JUMPER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SEMEN SHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DOT HEAD GENITALIA MARY WHITEHOUSE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BIRD SHIT POOPOO NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES ASS FLYING FUCK FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER CUNNILINGUS SAND NIGGER PISSHOLE GRINGO SEX CLUSTER FUCK WANKSPLAT SHITFACE BULLSHIT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING MONKEY SHIT DIPSHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GRINGO DICK CUM FUCKHEAD KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 FUCKING A FUCKSTAIN WOP NIGGER DICKFACE DAMN IT BUKKAKE SPICY CUNT FUCK MICK SHITCUNTING FUCKSTAIN NEGRO KRAUT SON OF A BITCH BOOBS POMMIE BULLCRAP THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES BELGIUM CHAV CUNT WHORE GOD DAMMIT CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM PUSSY SHITFACE FU SPANG ABO REDNECK FEMADOM CUNTYMINTS SHITHEAD CUNT DARTH VADER PORCH MONKEY COCKGOBLIN ASSHAT DUMBASS DYKE REBECCA BLACK GOAT DICK BONER HELL MOLDY TITS BLOWJOB SHITTING DICK NIPPLES NECROPHILIA BASTARD HADJI GOD DAMMIT SEX IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD HORSE PENIS CHINK CUNTYMINTS FUCK WINDOWS VISTA MARCH OF FLAMES MOCKIE GENITALIA GANGBANG FELCHMONKEY POLESMOKER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING MALARKY PENIS ON A STICK DICK ASSCRACK PEEPEE GRINGO SOD OFF BITCH POMMIE ASSHOLE YOU WANKER PISS FELLATIO JIZZ ASSCRACK KAFFIR BORDER HOPPER WANKSPLAT CUNTYMINTS WHORE SEX DAMN EPIDIDYMIS JAP CLEVELAND STEAMER COCK JAP WIKIPEDIA FUCKFACE BASTARD SHITE COMMUNIST DILDO JUSTIN BIEBER BLOWJOB MOLDY TITS FUCKHEAD GYPSY POLAK GOD DAMN BASTARD RUSTY TROMBONE HELL PENISFUCK SHITSLINGING BUTTFUCKER TESTICLE CHOKE MARGARET THATCHER TACO DICKWAD SCUMBAG TITTIES FUCK DOUCHEBAG PENISFUCK CUNT CRAPPER FUCK CLUSTER FUCK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BALL SACK DAMN I AM CORNHOLIO! HONKY DICKLICK BLUE PENIS! SON OF A BITCH SUGARTITS BOOBIES CLIT SUGARTITS CLIT BULLSHIT RUSTY TROMBONE FRAK RAPE BATHING SUIT AREA BELGIUM PISS BASTARD DIPSHIT CRAPFUCKER FUCKSTAIN DOUCHE NAZI INBRED 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCKSTAIN WANKER DOUCHEBAG BOOBS FLYING RAT'S ASS DAGO CHICKEN SHIT SHITSLINGING MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S COCK DUMBASS KIKE DOUCHE NAZI DICK HENTAI GOD BLESS AMERICA GRINGO COCK ASSFACE SNUFF PORN FUCKER FLAMING ASS BADGER AMERICA ONLINE GOD DAMMIT FUCK NUGGET ASS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PIG WINDOWS VISTA ASSFACE EUROIPODS TWO-INCH PENIS O KURWA! BUTT PIRATE CUNT QUEEF ARSEBADGERS BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! FUCKWIT SHITE MINORITIES DIPSHIT WANK ASS FASCIST BOLLOCKS DYKE JACKASS SHIT SAGGY TITS PISSHOLE ASSFACE FUCK YOU SHITBALLS SHITSLINGING FUCKTARD RAT'S ASS O CANADA DILDO BUTT-HOLE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES ABO SIGMUND FREUD MASTURBATION I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! GENITALIA DIPSHIT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK WANK DICK TITS RAT'S COCK FLYING FUCK SPIC FUCKFACE SHIT RAPE ASSFACE COON ASS LICKER CRAPPY INBRED PRICK COCKSUCKER KNOBJOCKEY PISS BITCH SHITHEAD TURD DICKHEAD PEARL NECKLACE BUTT PIRATE CC PLZ WHORE BASTARD [EXPLETIVE] FUCKING JUMP! PISSHOLE ASSHAT NEGRO RAGHEAD PORCUPINE'S BALLS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE JUNGLE BUNNY GARBAGE DAY! ABORTIONS FOR ALL SOD GIVING HEAD DICKLICK SPANK THE MONKEY ARSE ARSE INBRED DICK EXTRA LONG PENIS DAMN IT MOTHERFUCKER CUNT POTTYMOUTH HELL DICKFACE CUNT BORDER HOPPER SHITTY CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE TAMPON IN MY ASS FELCHING FUCKING A WHORE WANK DICKLICK WANKER MALARKY EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM SHITFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF FUCK JERK OFF PENIS DICKFACE BULLSHIT AY-AY-AY BRUSH MA TEETH WANK THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE JUSTIN BIEBER SAND NIGGER ASSFACE YOU WANKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CUM CUNT GOD DAMN BASTARD WIGGER JERRY BALL SACK SHIT LIKE A HORSE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PUSSY CUNT CRAPPER PISS OFF FRIG DICK TITS DONKEY DICK THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE PENIS ON A BUN CUNT DAMN DONKEY PUNCHER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BULLSHIT CUNTBUCKET DUNE COON BUTTFUCKER BUGGER FUCKSTAIN FUCK OFF BUGGER OFF SHITE GIVING HEAD YOUR MOM pen0r JOHNNY COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BATMAN & ROBIN PIGFUCKER AMERICA ONLINE [EXPLETIVE] DICKLICK SHUT UP, MEG! JOHN ELWAY HOMO YOGHURT CANNON DICK FLYING FUCK TITS & DICKS WANK ASSFACE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TWAT HELL SHITFUCKER DILDO TITMOUSE FUCK OFF KIKE I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU BRITNEY MILF NIGGER COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHIT DOODIE HEAD PISSHOLE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCKHEAD SHITTY WANK KNOBJOCKEY RAPE DICK IN A BOX ANAL THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES MOCKIE INJUN CAPTAIN CRUNCH HELLFIRE GOD DAMMIT FUCKTARD SEX POTTYMOUTH DOUCHE NAZI CRAPPY DANDELIONS RAPE RUSKIE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES POTTYMOUTH ASSFACE PRICK MARGARET THATCHER FUCK NUGGET BUTT PIRATE GOD DAMN ANUSCAKE PORCH MONKEY CHICKEN SHIT GOD DAMN [Insert silly non-swear here] BITCH ASSHAT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT GOATSE SHITHEAD FUCKING WOODPECKERSHIT DOUCHETITS BUKKAKE JAP FUCKING CHAV SLOPE BALL SACK YOU WANKER SHIT SHITTY I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! NICARAGUA DOUCHETITS DUMBASS FELLATIO GOD DAMMIT SHITHEAD FUCK [Insert swear here] FAG ARSE SHITFUCKER FUCK OFF TITS CLUSTER FUCK PORCH MONKEY TURD ABO BUTTFUCKER THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES MARGARET THATCHER LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT DICKHEAD FUCKHEAD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ASS COMMUNIST DILDO Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CHING CHONG CHINK and with the ASSRAMMER and his DOT HEAD of girraffes in which SHITHEAD while reading about CAPTAIN CRUNCH!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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