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edit A CHRISTMAS TREES Polite Note to the PUPPIES Author:
I am UNICORNS 17 years old and SWIMMING POOL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your SWIMMING POOL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it SUGAR removed or changed as soon as RAINBOWS possible.
Let me tell you BASKETBALL HOOP about TEDDY BEARS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of SWIMMING POOL Tourettes sufferers PUPPIES SMILES POKéMON JOY BASKETBALL HOOP swear. You can PASTURE blame television for always focusing on the CHRISTMAS TREES bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of JOY Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or JELLY BEANS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee JELLY BEANS jerk.
- Tourettes is no ICE CREAM laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at GINGERBREAD school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SMILES depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no GINGERBREAD cure, and the CHRISTMAS TREES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FLUFFY CLOUD side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which UNICORNS caused my entire CANDY body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the HEAVEN drug.
I am an active FLUFFY CLOUD member of a PASTURE tourette syndrome association and KITTENS I am making steps towards HOCKEY eradicating the public JELLY BEANS view of Tourettes as a JOY PEACEFUL HAPPINESS BASKETBALL HOOP CANDY "swearing" disorder, because it is SUGAR much much more.
I am sorry LOLLIPOPS for "hi-jacking" your entry on SUGAR uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this LUV that really HOCKEY annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SUGAR tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by GINGERBREAD editing this PIKACHU article. Remember, everything HAPPINESS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SUGAR HOCKEY UNICORNS NINTENDOGS KITTENS not funny at all.
Thank you OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! for your RAINBOWS time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
JOY LUV UNICORNS FLUFFY CLOUD NINTENDOGS UNICORNS NINTENDOGS FLOWERS PUPPIES PEACEFUL GINGERBREAD PIKACHU FRIENDS FOOTBALL FOOTBALL KITTENS PUPPIES CANDY GUMDROPS HOCKEY PUPPIES PEACEFUL POKéMON KITTENS PUPPIES BASKETBALL HOOP HEAVEN CHRISTMAS TREES SPRINKLES JOY DANDELIONS CANDY OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! JELLY BEANS POKéMON FLOWERS LOLLIPOPS SUNSHINE JOY RAINBOWS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FLOWERS ICE CREAM RAINBOWS HEAVEN LUV RAINBOWS DANDELIONS FLUFFY CLOUD PEACEFUL SPRINKLES HOCKEY SWIMMING POOL I LIKE SCHOOL LOLLIPOPS HOCKEY KITTENS KITTENS PIXIES UNICORNS CANDY CANDY PASTURE PEACEFUL FLUFFY CLOUD SWIMMING POOL !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.