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edit A FOOTBALL Polite Note to the NINTENDOGS Author:
I am KITTENS 17 years old and BASEBALL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your CHRISTMAS TREES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it SUGAR removed or changed as soon as FLOWERS possible.
Let me tell you SUGAR about UNICORNS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of BASEBALL Tourettes sufferers PUPPIES BASEBALL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FLUFFY CLOUD DANDELIONS swear. You can PUPPIES blame television for always focusing on the KITTENS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of FRIENDS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or LOLLIPOPS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FOOTBALL jerk.
- Tourettes is no BASKETBALL HOOP laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at NINTENDOGS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become CANDY depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no FLUFFY CLOUD cure, and the PASTURE drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse ICE CREAM side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ICE CREAM caused my entire GUMDROPS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the ICE CREAM drug.
I am an active CANDY member of a SUNSHINE tourette syndrome association and SUNSHINE I am making steps towards GUMDROPS eradicating the public GUMDROPS view of Tourettes as a RAINBOWS SMILES BASKETBALL PEACEFUL FRIENDS "swearing" disorder, because it is PIKACHU much much more.
I am sorry SMILES for "hi-jacking" your entry on JELLY BEANS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this ICE CREAM that really JELLY BEANS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all GINGERBREAD tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FLUFFY CLOUD editing this BASKETBALL HOOP article. Remember, everything PUPPIES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is HOCKEY FLOWERS SMILES PASTURE CANDY not funny at all.
Thank you BASKETBALL HOOP for your LOLLIPOPS time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
PEACEFUL I LIKE SCHOOL UNICORNS FLOWERS DANDELIONS PUPPIES FOOTBALL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! POKéMON PEACEFUL BASEBALL FLOWERS PEACEFUL FLUFFY CLOUD ICE CREAM CHRISTMAS TREES SWIMMING POOL RAINBOWS ROSES CHRISTMAS TREES ROSES DANDELIONS CHRISTMAS TREES JELLY BEANS SMILES RAINBOWS I LIKE SCHOOL HOCKEY GUMDROPS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! HEAVEN GUMDROPS BASEBALL JOY HOCKEY SUGAR HEAVEN SUNSHINE I LIKE SCHOOL BASEBALL LUV FOOTBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL HEAVEN BASKETBALL HOOP RAINBOWS PUPPIES BASEBALL TEDDY BEARS GUMDROPS LOLLIPOPS SUGAR TEDDY BEARS LUV SWIMMING POOL DANDELIONS PIXIES LUV PIXIES FRIENDS I LIKE SCHOOL DANDELIONS UNICORNS LOLLIPOPS PIXIES !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.