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edit A CHRISTMAS TREES Polite Note to the SUNSHINE Author:
I am SMILES 17 years old and JELLY BEANS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your LUV article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FLOWERS removed or changed as soon as SUGAR possible.
Let me tell you JOY about FLUFFY CLOUD Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of CANDY Tourettes sufferers DANDELIONS PASTURE FOOTBALL LUV LOLLIPOPS swear. You can GINGERBREAD blame television for always focusing on the PIXIES bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of ROSES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or PEACEFUL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee POKéMON jerk.
- Tourettes is no I LIKE SCHOOL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at NINTENDOGS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become PIXIES depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no RAINBOWS cure, and the BASKETBALL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse UNICORNS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which POKéMON caused my entire BASEBALL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the HOCKEY drug.
I am an active ROSES member of a UNICORNS tourette syndrome association and CHRISTMAS TREES I am making steps towards JOY eradicating the public HAPPINESS view of Tourettes as a NINTENDOGS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! JOY LUV SWIMMING POOL "swearing" disorder, because it is RAINBOWS much much more.
I am sorry TEDDY BEARS for "hi-jacking" your entry on TEDDY BEARS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this GUMDROPS that really GINGERBREAD annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all ROSES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SMILES editing this LUV article. Remember, everything HAPPINESS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is ICE CREAM SPRINKLES PUPPIES PEACEFUL UNICORNS not funny at all.
Thank you SMILES for your OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
SUNSHINE JELLY BEANS POKéMON SUGAR NINTENDOGS HAPPINESS BASEBALL PIKACHU CHRISTMAS TREES FLOWERS SUNSHINE UNICORNS BASEBALL SUGAR CHRISTMAS TREES TEDDY BEARS GUMDROPS GINGERBREAD SWIMMING POOL FLOWERS FOOTBALL UNICORNS RAINBOWS FLUFFY CLOUD BASEBALL SUNSHINE BASKETBALL HOOP BASKETBALL HOCKEY BASKETBALL ICE CREAM I LIKE SCHOOL RAINBOWS I LIKE SCHOOL UNICORNS CHRISTMAS TREES RAINBOWS LUV GUMDROPS HAPPINESS PEACEFUL DANDELIONS TEDDY BEARS DANDELIONS DANDELIONS LUV HEAVEN PASTURE PIXIES PIKACHU UNICORNS PIXIES TEDDY BEARS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! NINTENDOGS HOCKEY RAINBOWS HAPPINESS LUV TEDDY BEARS GUMDROPS LOLLIPOPS NINTENDOGS GINGERBREAD CANDY GUMDROPS !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.