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edit A KITTENS Polite Note to the LOLLIPOPS Author:
I am GUMDROPS 17 years old and LOLLIPOPS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your PUPPIES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it POKéMON removed or changed as soon as SUGAR possible.
Let me tell you ICE CREAM about JOY Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of SWIMMING POOL Tourettes sufferers POKéMON GINGERBREAD PIKACHU BASKETBALL HOOP UNICORNS swear. You can GINGERBREAD blame television for always focusing on the SMILES bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of PIKACHU Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or SUNSHINE "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee PASTURE jerk.
- Tourettes is no SUGAR laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PASTURE school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become JELLY BEANS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no CHRISTMAS TREES cure, and the GINGERBREAD drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SUNSHINE side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which KITTENS caused my entire DANDELIONS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the RAINBOWS drug.
I am an active HEAVEN member of a UNICORNS tourette syndrome association and PEACEFUL I am making steps towards DANDELIONS eradicating the public BASKETBALL HOOP view of Tourettes as a OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! TEDDY BEARS CHRISTMAS TREES ROSES SWIMMING POOL "swearing" disorder, because it is SUGAR much much more.
I am sorry FLUFFY CLOUD for "hi-jacking" your entry on NINTENDOGS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this POKéMON that really GINGERBREAD annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by RAINBOWS editing this ICE CREAM article. Remember, everything HOCKEY here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is PIXIES BASEBALL RAINBOWS SPRINKLES I LIKE SCHOOL not funny at all.
Thank you FRIENDS for your FLOWERS time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
BASKETBALL HOOP LUV LUV CANDY OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! BASKETBALL GINGERBREAD I LIKE SCHOOL KITTENS PEACEFUL LUV FOOTBALL LOLLIPOPS FOOTBALL NINTENDOGS RAINBOWS CHRISTMAS TREES I LIKE SCHOOL CHRISTMAS TREES FOOTBALL TEDDY BEARS SMILES JOY SUGAR SMILES PUPPIES SUGAR FOOTBALL ROSES FOOTBALL SWIMMING POOL FLUFFY CLOUD SMILES UNICORNS FLOWERS FLUFFY CLOUD I LIKE SCHOOL HAPPINESS BASKETBALL HOOP FRIENDS RAINBOWS DANDELIONS PEACEFUL PIKACHU HOCKEY ICE CREAM POKéMON HEAVEN RAINBOWS PEACEFUL FLOWERS BASKETBALL HOOP SUGAR DANDELIONS FLOWERS KITTENS I LIKE SCHOOL GUMDROPS POKéMON SUNSHINE LOLLIPOPS SWIMMING POOL SPRINKLES CHRISTMAS TREES HAPPINESS FLUFFY CLOUD !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.