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edit A PIXIES Polite Note to the LOLLIPOPS Author:
I am JOY 17 years old and FLOWERS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your LUV article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it HOCKEY removed or changed as soon as ROSES possible.
Let me tell you BASKETBALL HOOP about PUPPIES Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! Tourettes sufferers SUNSHINE LOLLIPOPS JOY HAPPINESS FLUFFY CLOUD swear. You can SWIMMING POOL blame television for always focusing on the PIXIES bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of LOLLIPOPS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or SWIMMING POOL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee JELLY BEANS jerk.
- Tourettes is no FRIENDS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PEACEFUL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become PUPPIES depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no SMILES cure, and the SWIMMING POOL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse JELLY BEANS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which TEDDY BEARS caused my entire FLOWERS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the JOY drug.
I am an active LOLLIPOPS member of a RAINBOWS tourette syndrome association and I LIKE SCHOOL I am making steps towards SMILES eradicating the public SMILES view of Tourettes as a SUNSHINE SMILES TEDDY BEARS HOCKEY NINTENDOGS "swearing" disorder, because it is PIKACHU much much more.
I am sorry SWIMMING POOL for "hi-jacking" your entry on SUNSHINE uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this CHRISTMAS TREES that really JELLY BEANS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all NINTENDOGS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PEACEFUL editing this PUPPIES article. Remember, everything JELLY BEANS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is CHRISTMAS TREES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! NINTENDOGS KITTENS CANDY not funny at all.
Thank you FRIENDS for your SUNSHINE time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.