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edit A PUPPIES Polite Note to the GINGERBREAD Author:
I am HAPPINESS 17 years old and POKéMON have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your BASEBALL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it SMILES removed or changed as soon as SUGAR possible.
Let me tell you GUMDROPS about BASKETBALL HOOP Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of JELLY BEANS Tourettes sufferers FOOTBALL ICE CREAM PIXIES SPRINKLES SUNSHINE swear. You can PUPPIES blame television for always focusing on the SUNSHINE bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of UNICORNS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or JELLY BEANS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee TEDDY BEARS jerk.
- Tourettes is no FRIENDS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at LUV school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become FLOWERS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! cure, and the PUPPIES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse BASKETBALL HOOP side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which LUV caused my entire BASEBALL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the LOLLIPOPS drug.
I am an active PIXIES member of a FOOTBALL tourette syndrome association and HOCKEY I am making steps towards RAINBOWS eradicating the public BASKETBALL view of Tourettes as a RAINBOWS FLOWERS SWIMMING POOL BASKETBALL HOOP NINTENDOGS "swearing" disorder, because it is ROSES much much more.
I am sorry HEAVEN for "hi-jacking" your entry on SUNSHINE uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this BASEBALL that really SWIMMING POOL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all PASTURE tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SPRINKLES editing this PIKACHU article. Remember, everything SUGAR here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SMILES PUPPIES HEAVEN TEDDY BEARS PASTURE not funny at all.
Thank you KITTENS for your HOCKEY time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
SWIMMING POOL PASTURE TEDDY BEARS SWIMMING POOL HEAVEN LOLLIPOPS DANDELIONS GUMDROPS JELLY BEANS FRIENDS GINGERBREAD KITTENS HAPPINESS SUNSHINE DANDELIONS FOOTBALL PEACEFUL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FLOWERS ICE CREAM DANDELIONS PASTURE UNICORNS BASEBALL FLUFFY CLOUD HEAVEN ICE CREAM JOY TEDDY BEARS CHRISTMAS TREES PIXIES GUMDROPS HAPPINESS I LIKE SCHOOL PUPPIES PIXIES BASEBALL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! HOCKEY FRIENDS TEDDY BEARS HEAVEN LUV SPRINKLES HAPPINESS FLOWERS JOY GINGERBREAD HOCKEY UNICORNS JELLY BEANS FLOWERS SWIMMING POOL DANDELIONS I LIKE SCHOOL FRIENDS SPRINKLES PIXIES BASKETBALL FOOTBALL FLOWERS GINGERBREAD GUMDROPS RAINBOWS SUGAR FRIENDS !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.