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edit A HAPPINESS Polite Note to the OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! Author:
I am I LIKE SCHOOL 17 years old and DANDELIONS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your GUMDROPS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it TEDDY BEARS removed or changed as soon as RAINBOWS possible.
Let me tell you NINTENDOGS about CANDY Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of ROSES Tourettes sufferers PIXIES SUGAR GUMDROPS PUPPIES BASKETBALL HOOP swear. You can SWIMMING POOL blame television for always focusing on the ICE CREAM bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of BASKETBALL HOOP Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or BASEBALL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FRIENDS jerk.
- Tourettes is no BASKETBALL HOOP laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at SMILES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no ROSES cure, and the SPRINKLES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse RAINBOWS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which PIKACHU caused my entire SUGAR body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the HEAVEN drug.
I am an active HOCKEY member of a PIXIES tourette syndrome association and BASKETBALL I am making steps towards PUPPIES eradicating the public DANDELIONS view of Tourettes as a CANDY UNICORNS BASKETBALL HOOP FRIENDS CANDY "swearing" disorder, because it is CHRISTMAS TREES much much more.
I am sorry SWIMMING POOL for "hi-jacking" your entry on HOCKEY uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FLOWERS that really BASEBALL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SPRINKLES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FOOTBALL editing this SUNSHINE article. Remember, everything SUNSHINE here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is HAPPINESS PIXIES FRIENDS FLUFFY CLOUD TEDDY BEARS not funny at all.
Thank you ICE CREAM for your FLUFFY CLOUD time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
KITTENS PEACEFUL ROSES JOY JOY SUGAR TEDDY BEARS FRIENDS GUMDROPS SWIMMING POOL JOY SUNSHINE BASKETBALL GUMDROPS CHRISTMAS TREES FOOTBALL ROSES SPRINKLES GINGERBREAD DANDELIONS UNICORNS FRIENDS PUPPIES SUGAR TEDDY BEARS CANDY UNICORNS SPRINKLES BASKETBALL HOOP KITTENS PIXIES GINGERBREAD BASKETBALL HOOP SPRINKLES HAPPINESS CHRISTMAS TREES FRIENDS POKéMON CHRISTMAS TREES CHRISTMAS TREES FOOTBALL RAINBOWS LOLLIPOPS PIXIES JELLY BEANS ROSES ROSES ICE CREAM OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! GINGERBREAD SPRINKLES CHRISTMAS TREES HAPPINESS GUMDROPS LUV SPRINKLES FOOTBALL HAPPINESS JOY FRIENDS JELLY BEANS FLUFFY CLOUD UNICORNS JELLY BEANS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FRIENDS !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.