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edit A HAPPINESS Polite Note to the SMILES Author:
I am BASKETBALL HOOP 17 years old and LOLLIPOPS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FRIENDS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it HOCKEY removed or changed as soon as BASEBALL possible.
Let me tell you JELLY BEANS about TEDDY BEARS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of BASEBALL Tourettes sufferers HEAVEN GUMDROPS ROSES RAINBOWS HOCKEY swear. You can ICE CREAM blame television for always focusing on the FLUFFY CLOUD bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of JELLY BEANS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or HOCKEY "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee JELLY BEANS jerk.
- Tourettes is no BASKETBALL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at FLUFFY CLOUD school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become CANDY depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no PIXIES cure, and the GINGERBREAD drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse BASKETBALL HOOP side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SMILES caused my entire OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! drug.
I am an active HAPPINESS member of a BASKETBALL tourette syndrome association and BASEBALL I am making steps towards JOY eradicating the public FOOTBALL view of Tourettes as a LUV BASEBALL UNICORNS CHRISTMAS TREES SMILES "swearing" disorder, because it is PASTURE much much more.
I am sorry JOY for "hi-jacking" your entry on PUPPIES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this JELLY BEANS that really BASKETBALL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all TEDDY BEARS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SMILES editing this LOLLIPOPS article. Remember, everything JELLY BEANS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is HEAVEN OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FRIENDS I LIKE SCHOOL PEACEFUL not funny at all.
Thank you HEAVEN for your SUNSHINE time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.