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edit A PIXIES Polite Note to the LOLLIPOPS Author:
I am JOY 17 years old and JOY have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your GINGERBREAD article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it CANDY removed or changed as soon as HOCKEY possible.
Let me tell you SPRINKLES about LUV Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of I LIKE SCHOOL Tourettes sufferers SUNSHINE LOLLIPOPS TEDDY BEARS GINGERBREAD NINTENDOGS swear. You can JELLY BEANS blame television for always focusing on the GUMDROPS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of SMILES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or SUGAR "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee UNICORNS jerk.
- Tourettes is no TEDDY BEARS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at RAINBOWS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become BASEBALL depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no LUV cure, and the POKéMON drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse BASEBALL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ROSES caused my entire DANDELIONS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the PIKACHU drug.
I am an active PASTURE member of a JELLY BEANS tourette syndrome association and CANDY I am making steps towards FOOTBALL eradicating the public OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! view of Tourettes as a KITTENS BASEBALL I LIKE SCHOOL GINGERBREAD LOLLIPOPS "swearing" disorder, because it is CANDY much much more.
I am sorry PIXIES for "hi-jacking" your entry on OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this TEDDY BEARS that really ROSES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FOOTBALL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by GUMDROPS editing this LUV article. Remember, everything GINGERBREAD here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is GUMDROPS PASTURE SUNSHINE PIXIES ICE CREAM not funny at all.
Thank you NINTENDOGS for your SWIMMING POOL time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.