Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

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edit A BASEBALL Polite Note to the CHRISTMAS TREES Author:

I am PUPPIES 17 years old and I LIKE SCHOOL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FLUFFY CLOUD article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FLUFFY CLOUD removed or changed as soon as BASKETBALL HOOP possible.

Let me tell you FOOTBALL about JELLY BEANS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of FRIENDS Tourettes sufferers BASKETBALL CHRISTMAS TREES SMILES UNICORNS JELLY BEANS swear. You can PEACEFUL blame television for always focusing on the ICE CREAM bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of I LIKE SCHOOL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or PASTURE "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee UNICORNS jerk.
  • Tourettes is no LOLLIPOPS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become RAINBOWS depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no SWIMMING POOL cure, and the GINGERBREAD drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse CHRISTMAS TREES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SPRINKLES caused my entire HOCKEY body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the CANDY drug.

I am an active CHRISTMAS TREES member of a DANDELIONS tourette syndrome association and PIXIES I am making steps towards KITTENS eradicating the public TEDDY BEARS view of Tourettes as a NINTENDOGS CANDY HEAVEN JOY ROSES "swearing" disorder, because it is SWIMMING POOL much much more.

I am sorry LOLLIPOPS for "hi-jacking" your entry on FLUFFY CLOUD uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this DANDELIONS that really SPRINKLES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all CHRISTMAS TREES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by CANDY editing this TEDDY BEARS article. Remember, everything TEDDY BEARS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SMILES BASKETBALL HOOP ROSES GINGERBREAD PUPPIES not funny at all.

Thank you DANDELIONS for your OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

LOLLIPOPS ROSES RAINBOWS POKéMON SPRINKLES BASEBALL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! JELLY BEANS ICE CREAM ICE CREAM PUPPIES HEAVEN JELLY BEANS NINTENDOGS NINTENDOGS FLUFFY CLOUD PIKACHU HAPPINESS PIKACHU NINTENDOGS GUMDROPS TEDDY BEARS BASEBALL LOLLIPOPS PASTURE ROSES ROSES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FLUFFY CLOUD JELLY BEANS LUV POKéMON LUV SWIMMING POOL FRIENDS FLOWERS PEACEFUL SWIMMING POOL CHRISTMAS TREES BASKETBALL GINGERBREAD JOY FRIENDS PEACEFUL PEACEFUL GINGERBREAD POKéMON GINGERBREAD UNICORNS HEAVEN CANDY RAINBOWS PASTURE ICE CREAM LUV UNICORNS BASKETBALL HOOP PASTURE RAINBOWS NINTENDOGS TEDDY BEARS HEAVEN SWIMMING POOL FRIENDS CANDY TEDDY BEARS !!!?!?!?!?


Nuvola apps important Article written in the style of its subject
This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.
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