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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).
Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.
edit A SANCTIONS Polite Note to the LAST SUPPER Author:
I am TONY BLAIR 17 years old and all of my MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your KING DAVID article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it TEXACO removed or changed as soon as USA possible.
Let me tell you TONY BLAIR about GOD BLESS AMERICA Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of MOSES Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can ABRAMS TANK blame Western television for always focusing on the TONY BLAIR bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or ABRAMS TANK "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee HOMELAND SECURITY jerk.
- Tourettes is no HANNUKAH laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at US ARMY training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become APPLE PIE manically depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no ABU GHRAIB cure, and the BASEBALL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SANTA CLAUS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which PHILADELPHIA caused my entire BASEBALL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the TONY BLAIR drug.
I am an active HOMELAND SECURITY member of a HANNUKAH tourette syndrome association and BASEBALL I am making steps towards PENTAGON eradicating the public SANTA CLAUS view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is US ARMY much much more.
I am sorry SANTA CLAUS for DERKA DERKA "hi-jacking" your entry on OIL FOR FOOD uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this BUSH that really SANCTIONS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all MARINES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by ABU GHRAIB editing this CONGRESS article. Remember, everything DECAPITATION STRIKE here is meant WMD to be funny, and making UNITED STATES fun of a horrible disorder is CRUSADES not funny at all.
Thank you for your DECAPITATION STRIKE time.
Best HANNUKAH regards,