From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).
Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.
edit A APPLE PIE Polite Note to the GUANTANAMO BAY Author:
I am BASEBALL 17 years old and all of my CRUSADES wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your MOSES article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it US COALITION removed or changed as soon as AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL possible.
Let me tell you STEALTH BOMBER about DUBYA Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of WASHINGTON Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can ABU GHRAIB blame Western television for always focusing on the WASHINGTON bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of UNITED NATIONS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or GOD BLESS AMERICA "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee MCDONALD'S jerk.
- Tourettes is no BUSH laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at TEXACO training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become CAMP PENDLETON manically depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no PHILADELPHIA cure, and the REPUBLICAN PARTY drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse MOSES side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which HANNUKAH caused my entire GUANTANAMO BAY body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the NEW YORK drug.
I am an active CAMP PENDLETON member of a GREEN BERET tourette syndrome association and STAR-SPANGLED BANNER I am making steps towards ABU GHRAIB eradicating the public LONDON view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is GUANTANAMO BAY much much more.
I am sorry PHILADELPHIA for ABU GHRAIB "hi-jacking" your entry on APPLE PIE uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this TONY BLAIR that really SANCTIONS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all UNITED NATIONS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by ABU GHRAIB editing this CAMP PENDLETON article. Remember, everything MISSION ACCOMPLISHED here is meant MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS to be funny, and making BASEBALL fun of a horrible disorder is LAST SUPPER not funny at all.
Thank you for your GREEN BERET time.
Best DUBYA regards,