Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.

edit A PHILADELPHIA Polite Note to the LYNNDIE ENGLAND Author:

I am ABU GHRAIB 17 years old and all of my HOMELAND SECURITY wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your TONY BLAIR article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it US ARMY removed or changed as soon as LET FREEDOM RING possible.

Let me tell you HOMELAND SECURITY about TONY BLAIR Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SANTA CLAUS Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can ABU GHRAIB blame Western television for always focusing on the DENMARK bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of USA Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or UNITED NATIONS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee BASEBALL jerk.
  • Tourettes is no LONDON laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at WASHINGTON training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become MCDONALD'S manically depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no ABU GHRAIB cure, and the STEALTH BOMBER drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse GREEN BERET side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which LYNNDIE ENGLAND caused my entire HOMELAND SECURITY body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the DENMARK drug.

I am an active MOSES member of a PENTAGON tourette syndrome association and LYNNDIE ENGLAND I am making steps towards PENTAGON eradicating the public TEXACO view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is PENTAGON much much more.

I am sorry DERKA DERKA for BUSH "hi-jacking" your entry on CONGRESS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this LYNNDIE ENGLAND that really CONGRESS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all MCDONALD'S tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by MISSION ACCOMPLISHED editing this GOD BLESS AMERICA article. Remember, everything CONGRESS here is meant HANNUKAH to be funny, and making WMD fun of a horrible disorder is LONDON not funny at all.

Thank you for your USA time.

Best US ARMY regards,

Mahmoud

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