Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.

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  • Less than 20% of UNITED NATIONS Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can ABRAMS TANK blame Western television for always focusing on the MARINES bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of EMBEDDED REPORTERS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or GREEN BERET "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee LET FREEDOM RING jerk.
  • Tourettes is no STEALTH BOMBER laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at DENMARK training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become LONDON manically depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no DENMARK cure, and the CONGRESS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse US ARMY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which MISSION ACCOMPLISHED caused my entire GREEN BERET body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the PENTAGON drug.

I am an active NEW YORK member of a MARINES tourette syndrome association and TONY BLAIR I am making steps towards REPUBLICAN PARTY eradicating the public PENTAGON view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is WMD much much more.

I am sorry CONGRESS for BASEBALL "hi-jacking" your entry on BASEBALL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FOX NEWS that really WEST POINT annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SANTA CLAUS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by GUANTANAMO BAY editing this SHOCK AND AWE article. Remember, everything DECAPITATION STRIKE here is meant PHILADELPHIA to be funny, and making LAST SUPPER fun of a horrible disorder is ABU GHRAIB not funny at all.

Thank you for your WMD time.

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Mahmoud

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