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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).
Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.
edit A GREEN BERET Polite Note to the KING DAVID Author:
I am CONGRESS 17 years old and all of my OIL FOR FOOD wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your DENMARK article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it NEW YORK removed or changed as soon as MARINES possible.
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- Less than 20% of TEXACO Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can DUBYA blame Western television for always focusing on the GUANTANAMO BAY bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of LAST SUPPER Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or SHOCK AND AWE "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SANCTIONS jerk.
- Tourettes is no TEXACO laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at SHOCK AND AWE training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become KING DAVID manically depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no PENTAGON cure, and the GOD BLESS AMERICA drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse DERKA DERKA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which BUSH caused my entire OIL FOR FOOD body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the DENMARK drug.
I am an active NEW YORK member of a PHILADELPHIA tourette syndrome association and HANNUKAH I am making steps towards WASHINGTON eradicating the public KING DAVID view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is STAR-SPANGLED BANNER much much more.
I am sorry MARINES for AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL "hi-jacking" your entry on LONDON uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this US ARMY that really WASHINGTON annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all MOSES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS editing this DERKA DERKA article. Remember, everything LYNNDIE ENGLAND here is meant HANNUKAH to be funny, and making LAST SUPPER fun of a horrible disorder is USA not funny at all.
Thank you for your DECAPITATION STRIKE time.
Best MISSION ACCOMPLISHED regards,