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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).
Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.
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Let me tell you NEW YORK about OIL FOR FOOD Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of WMD Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can PHILADELPHIA blame Western television for always focusing on the HANNUKAH bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of MISSION ACCOMPLISHED Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or PHILADELPHIA "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee DENMARK jerk.
- Tourettes is no MCDONALD'S laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL manically depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no HOMELAND SECURITY cure, and the LYNNDIE ENGLAND drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SHOCK AND AWE caused my entire TEXACO body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the US COALITION drug.
I am an active HANNUKAH member of a CRUSADES tourette syndrome association and TEXACO I am making steps towards USA eradicating the public DERKA DERKA view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is TONY BLAIR much much more.
I am sorry KING DAVID for CRUSADES "hi-jacking" your entry on DECAPITATION STRIKE uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this DENMARK that really DENMARK annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all WASHINGTON tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by DUBYA editing this EMBEDDED REPORTERS article. Remember, everything APPLE PIE here is meant SANCTIONS to be funny, and making TEXACO fun of a horrible disorder is GUANTANAMO BAY not funny at all.
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