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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).
Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.
edit A LONDON Polite Note to the UNITED STATES Author:
I am STAR-SPANGLED BANNER 17 years old and all of my LONDON wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your FOX NEWS article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it USA removed or changed as soon as LAST SUPPER possible.
Let me tell you DECAPITATION STRIKE about HANNUKAH Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of TEXACO Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can APPLE PIE blame Western television for always focusing on the BASEBALL bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of LAST SUPPER Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or DENMARK "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS jerk.
- Tourettes is no PHILADELPHIA laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at BASEBALL training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become WEST POINT manically depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no LAST SUPPER cure, and the REPUBLICAN PARTY drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse LONDON side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which CONGRESS caused my entire BUSH body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the TEXACO drug.
I am an active UNITED STATES member of a ABU GHRAIB tourette syndrome association and REPUBLICAN PARTY I am making steps towards HANNUKAH eradicating the public STEALTH BOMBER view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is HANNUKAH much much more.
I am sorry ABU GHRAIB for MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS "hi-jacking" your entry on ABU GHRAIB uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this GOD BLESS AMERICA that really FOX NEWS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all GREEN BERET tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by NEW YORK editing this UNITED STATES article. Remember, everything AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL here is meant USA to be funny, and making BASEBALL fun of a horrible disorder is STEALTH BOMBER not funny at all.
Thank you for your MOSES time.
Best WMD regards,