Tourette's Syndrome
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“What the FUCK?! My DICK!!”
~ Tourettes Guy on this article
“Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“Go count your dick!”
~ Tourettes Guy on women. No wonder he's single.
Tourette's FUCK syndrome is a neurological SHIT or PUSSYLICKER neurochemical FUCK disorder COCKGOBLIN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden MOTHERFUCKER m-m-m-m-m-movements or PISS OFF MY ASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly in the same FUCKING repeated TITS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may HONKY include echolalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat QUEEF words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat HOMO GREASER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PIECE OF SHIT utterFUCKance of socially FAG objectionable words).
CHOAD KISSER Tourette's is BLISTERING BARNACLES not to be DIRTY SANCHEZ confused with DOODIE HEAD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread annoying ASSCRACK chronic condition which involves FUCK OFF random FLYING RAT'S ASS disorientation, culturally-GOBSHITE-inappropriate SECOND BALLS clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CUNT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to speak the local CUNT language, HI, BILLY MAYS HERE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DAMMIT pen0r of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced with endless tacky FUCKING FUCKFUCKER souvenir shoppes and massive quantities of ASSWIPE garbage.
[edit] A SHIT Polite Note to the BUTTFUCKER Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM CORNHOLIO! I am 17 JESSE McCARTNEY years old and have CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! (pop) I do not find your BOOBS article VENEREAL DISEASE funny or amusing in any way, and WOODPECKERSHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BUTT PIRATE changed as soon as LIMEY possible.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you MUTHAFUCKING SNAKES ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BONER Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of PISS OFF Tourrette's sufferers FRENCH TICKLER swear. You can SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS blame television, blame FUCK TV, for always focusing on the BOOBIES bad side of a terrible SHIT thing.
- The main THONG TASTER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CLUSTER FUCK involuntary muscle spasms, or 'DONKEY DICK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PAKI knee FUCKBAG jerk.
- Tourettes is PISS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing matter. It causes TITTIES children to be bullied at TESTICLE CHOKE school for FUCKTARD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SON OF A BITCH sufferers to become GOD DAMN manically depressed and POMMIE commit BULLSHIT suicide.
- There is no RAT'S COCK cure, and the DAMN IT drugs that are available to "calm" the PENIS tics often have adverse BEAVER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna VENEREAL DISEASE perodol" which caused my entire WIENER body to go BUNG-HOLE numb and SON OF A BITCH basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKER it is without the TAFFY drug.
I am an active member of a HATE HATE HAT tourette syndrome SHITFACE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING ROUGE THE BAT eradicating DONALD RUMSFELD the ASSCRACK public view of Tourettes as a "ASS swearing" disorder, because it is ASSFACE much much (hand spasms) more.
I am SPICY CUNT FUCK sorry for VENEREAL DISEASE "hi-jacking" your PUSSY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JACKASS SHIT this that really JACKASS annoys me. I am working towards a FASHION BUG better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BUTTFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKTARD, and making fun of a SUCK A BIG DICK horrible disorder is (not) CRAPFUCKER funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE for your ASSWIPE time.
Best SHIT regards,
Phillip “SON OF A BITCH” Baker
[edit] Michael Jackson FUCK has FUCK FUCKED his BOB SAGET
FUCK this FUCK salt, FUCK! FUCK I saw Michael FUCKING Jackson ASS ASS ASS touch Miranda Cosgrove, SHIT! GO START your ORAL SEX! GOD DAMMIT, I WIPED MY ASS with your DICK!!!! I have to sit around in this HELL HOLE while you stare at your ASS and PLAY WITH YOUR TITS!!! SHIT!!!!!
[edit] A mainland Chinese MAO ZEDONG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! reply
As POISON IN BABY FORMULA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MINORITIES Westerners show is not an MINORITIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FALUN GONG degenerate capitalist culture in those GOOGLE countries. When showing FIREWALLS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PANCHEN LAMA in countries MONGOLIANS leadership, those problems does not RIGHT WING occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CAPITALISM byproduct of your FALUN GONG capitalist society NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS.
Li Chiang “CHRISTIANITY” Wen
P.S. RAT'S ASS Regards to Andrew OSTRICH MY ASS Shi. You cunt.
[edit] A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply
As a I DON'T HAVE AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has CLEAN DRINKING WATER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you CECIL JOHN RHODES remove this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to DEMOCRACY put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even though I'm not MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE white?
Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK SALT!
[edit] Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but
through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
[edit] Other VAGINA symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the NORTH KOREA saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my FUCK NUGGET intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!
[edit] How to PENIS cure the BUKKAKE Tourette's Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment for FUCK Tourette's Syndrome is DAMMIT following these HADJI rules in HELL order:
- 1: Avoid SHITBALLS immature little kids,
- 2: Count to FUCKWIT within CRAPPY 10 seconds,
- 3: Do not open your FUCKFACE mouth nor FUCKER talk,
- 4: Tell ASS yourself you FRIG don't ASSRAPING have this GOD BLESS AMERICA disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WITH NASTY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE!
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[edit] See WETBACK also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- ASS
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is NAZI funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its ARSE subject. If you do not find it funny SCRATCH! GROUNDER!, it is probably because you are an INBRED FUCKER ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. GOD DAMN If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a CUNT joke loses its humour JACK ABRAMOFF when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so BEANER ignorant, then you wouldn't have DICKHEAD needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! HOLY DUMB FUCK DAMMIT FUCKING A CHICKEN SHIT CHUFF!!!!! |
