Tourette's Syndrome
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“What the FUCK?! My DICK!! Or COCK!!!”
~ Tourettes Guy on this article
“Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“Go count your dick!”
~ Tourettes Guy on women. No wonder he's single.
Tourette's FUCK syndrome is a neurological SHIT or DUMBASS neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKHEAD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FELLATIO, sudden PIGFUCKER m-m-m-m-m-movements TITTIES or HELLFIRE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly HORSE SHIT in the same FUCKING repeated GRAPE PENIS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SCUMBAG include echolalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken REDSKIN by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DAMN DIPSHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous YOU WANKER utterFUCKance of socially TIMBER NIGGER objectionable words).
BIGNOSE Tourette's is JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS not to be TITS confused with BALLS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread annoying WANK chronic condition which involves SEX random DICK disorientation, culturally-CHINK-inappropriate SECOND BALLS clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to speak the local SHITFACE language, DIPSHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places GRINGO PISS OFF of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced with endless tacky CHRISTHUMPER souvenir shoppes and massive MILF quantities JAP of HADJI garbage.
[edit] A BIRD IN THE HOUSE Polite Note to the DIPSHIT Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM CORNHOLIO! I am 17 JESSE McCARTNEY years old and have CUNT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! (pop) I do not find your FOUR-EYES article SHIT funny or amusing in any way, and FELLATIO I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKBAG changed as soon as ANAL possible.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MY NUTS ARE ON FIRE !!!! MUTHAFUCKING SNAKES ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FRITZ Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of AUTOFELLATIO Tourrette's sufferers FUCKER swear. You can CUNT CRAPPER blame television, blame FLYING FUCK TV, for always focusing on the DAMN bad side of a terrible DICKHEAD thing.
- The main BUKKAKE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are WIGGER involuntary Cock muscle spasms, or 'POMMIE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a MILF JERKING U OFF, to a small BULLSHIT knee I WILL END YOU! jerk.
- Tourettes is DICKHEAD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing matter. It causes MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE children to kill niggers !be bullied at BITCH school for CRACKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CUNT sufferers to become CHING CHONG CHINK manically depressed and HEIL HITLER! commit WANKER suicide.
- There is no ROSIE O'DONNELL cure, and the JESUS FUCKING CHRIST drugs that are available to euthanize jews, "calm" the CUM tics often have adverse WANK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TITWANK perodol" which caused my entire BITCH body to go BASTARD numb and FUCK YOU basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKHEAD it is without the BULLSHIT drug.
I am an active member of a ORGASM tourette syndrome BOLLOCKS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING ROUGE THE BAT eradicating JAP the TAMPONS public view of Tourettes as a "MONKEY'S UNCLE swearing" disorder, because it is POMMIE much much (hand spasms) more.
I am BOLLOCKS sorry for BASTARD "hi-jacking" your ASSFACE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JIZZ this that really SHIT annoys me. I am working towards a AMERICA ONLINE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TWISTY VAGINA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK, and making fun of a CLEMEN horrible disorder is (not) NAZI funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE for your SHITHEAD time.
Best DOG SHIT regards,
Phillip “WANK” Baker
[edit] Michael Jackson FUCK has FUCK FUCKED his BOB SAGET
FUCK this FUCK salt, FUCK! FUCK I saw Michael FUCKING Jackson ASS ASS ASS touch Miranda Cosgrove, SHIT! GO START your ORAL SEX! GOD DAMMIT, I WIPED MY ASS with your DICK!!!! I have to sit around in this HELL HOLE while you stare at your ASS and PLAY WITH YOUR TITS!!! SHIT!!!!!
[edit] A mainland Chinese MAO ZEDONG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! reply
As MONGOLIANS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DIMETHYL GLYCOL not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONGOLIANS Westerners show is not an ELECTION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those POISON IN BABY FORMULA countries. When showing PANCHEN LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DALAI LAMA in countries TIBETAN BUDDHISM leadership, those problems does not VOTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHT WING byproduct of your STUDENT RIOTS capitalist society 1984.
Li Chiang “DALAI LAMA” Wen
P.S. MONKEY BALLS Regards to Andrew ASS LICKER Shi. You cunt.
[edit] A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply
As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CONDOMS article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this SALISBURY offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this RHODESIA article at once. I mean, why do I have to RHODESIA put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even though I'm not WHITE POWER white?
Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK SALT!
[edit] Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
[edit] Other VAGINA symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the YOU ARE A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! I AM GOING TO RAPE YOU! saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!
[edit] How to MAMA MIA cure the ASSCRACK Tourette's Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment for RAGHEAD Tourette's Syndrome is FIRECROTCH following these DICKHEAD rules in KNOBJOCKEY order:
- 1: Avoid PISS ARTIST immature little kids,
- 2: Count to DOUCHETITS within FUCKBAG 10 seconds,
- 3: Do not open your COCKSUCKER mouth nor OSTRICH MY ASS talk,
- 4: Tell CHENEY yourself you AUTOFELLATIO don't POWERSHIT have this SCUMBAG disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WITH NASTY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE!
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[edit] See VENEREAL DISEASE also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- CHOAD
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is WETBACK funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its INBRED subject. If you do not find it funny SHITHEAD, it is probably because you are an INBRED WALRUS SHIT ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. ASSCRACK If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a P'KANG joke loses its humour CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so WOMEN'S RIGHTS ignorant, then you wouldn't have SPANK THE MONKEY needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! WALRUS SHIT DICKHEAD COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK TITTYWANK JACK ABRAMOFF!!!!! |
