Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or GANGBANG neurochemical FUCK disorder BITCH characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHUT UP, MEG!, sudden SEX m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements YOUR MOM or FUDGEPACKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly JERRY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BUGFUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKSTAIN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SPIC by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JERK OFF words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DOT HEAD RAT'S ASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKSTAIN utterFUCKance of socially CLEMEN objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITE television programs to address BASTARD Tourette's syndrome.

WETBACK Tourette's is GOD DAMN not to be FUCKER confused with SHUT UP, MEG! Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHUT UP, MEG! chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves HOLY DUMB FUCK random DUMBASS disorientation, culturally-DILDO-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CUNT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCK OFF language, NIGNOG and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DUMBASS P'KANG of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JACKASS souvenir shoppes and massive TAMPONS quantities DOODIE HEAD of ANAL DIABETES ANAL DIABETES garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKFUCKFUCK Polite Note to the TITWANK Author:

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The FUCKHEAD Tourette's POMMIE Research Institute was SHITHEAD founded to FRITZ.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FAG Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DICKWAD article PEDOPHILIA funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GOD DAMN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FAG changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKTARD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SAMUEL L. JACKSON Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of BOOBS Tourrette's sufferers TWAT swear. You can A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT TV, for always focusing on the CHOAD bad side of a terrible ANAL thing.
  • The main FUCKING JUMP! symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PENIS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'QUEEF' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small NEGRO knee ASSFACE NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is CHICKEN FRIES no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASSWIPE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI school for SAND NIGGER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM sufferers to become WANKER manically depressed and SHITFUCKER commit DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! suicide.
  • There is no FUCKWIT cure, and the ASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the RADIO FREE LUNCH tics often have adverse RUSKIE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUNNILINGUS perodol" which caused my entire PISSHOLE body to go ASS numb and ASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than AY-AY-AY it is without the GREASER drug.

I am an active member of a PUSSY tourette syndrome ASSFACE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PISS OFF the FALSE BENSON public view of Tourettes as a "GOAT DICK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITSLINGING much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SAMUEL L. JACKSON sorry for PORCH MONKEY "hi-jacking" your ASSHAT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DOUCHING this that really MOTHERFUCKER annoys me. I am working towards a GO COUNT YOUR DICK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BUTTFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be YID, and making fun of a FUCK OFF horrible disorder is (not) WANK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BARBRA STREISAND time.

Best I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SPIC” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIBET reply

As CAPITALISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT MOVEMENT not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONGOLIANS Westerners show is not an IN COMMUNIST CHINA, EXPLETIVE SHOUTS YOU!! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT MOVEMENT degenerate capitalist culture in those RIVER CRABS SUCK countries. When showing DALAI LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MELAMINE in countries WIKIPEDIA leadership, those problems does not OPINION occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a ELECTION byproduct of your PROTESTS capitalist society DEMOCRACY.

Li Chiang “DALAI LAMA” Wen

P.S. WIENER Regards to Andrew ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply

Mr. janitor

The CAMEL FUCKER bastard who wrote this article. You can BELLEND punch him if you TITS want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CLEAN DRINKING WATER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough CONDOMS problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with I DON'T HAVE AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the INBRED saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my I'LL RAPE YOU intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How PISS ARTIST to GOD DAMN cure HELL the POOPOO Tourette's PRICK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKHEAD for PISSHOLE Tourette's ASSWIPE Syndrome SHITFUCKER is TOSSER following CLIT these ASSHAT rules FLAMING ASS BADGER in GOOK order:

  • 1: Avoid WANKER immature HO little FROG'S FAT ASS kids,
  • 2: Count to ARSE within SHITTY 10 DAMN ITseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your DAMMIT REBECCA BLACK SHITBALLS nor FLYING RAT'S ASS talk,
  • 4: Tell EXTRA LONG PENIS yourself you PISS OFF don't HORSE PENIS have FUCKHEAD this TITS & DICKS disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CAMEL JOCKEY WITH NASTY POOPOO DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BULLCRAP FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

JAP CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM ASSHOLE FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH HELLFUCKER SHIT DAMN HOMO SIGMUND FREUD COON

WETBACK CUNT BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCKING NAZI COCK DAMN SHITSLINGING FUCK FELCHING COCKSHITTER FUCK OFF POMMIE COMMUNION WAFER SMEG BALLS KIKE BASKETBALL HOMO SHITE POLAK ASSHAT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCK DICK DOODIE HEAD DUMBASS FELCHING JAP DOT HEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SHITFACE FUCKING A CUNT CHICKEN SHIT BENCH PRESS BEANER I'LL RAPE YOU JERRY BOOBS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BELLEND TAFFY RAT'S ASS TITS & DICKS CRAPFUCKER FUCKTARD ANUSCAKE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS COLGATE GOBSHITE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT [Insert swear here] ASSFACE PIG DOG SHIT JOHN ELWAY FENCE JUMPER CHAV RAPE DICK TITS BUGFUCK FLYING FUCK FOUR-EYES SHIT INBRED ANAL GOD BLESS AMERICA RAT'S ASS SHITFUCKER SHITPISSER NIGGER ASSHAT HELL MOTHERFUCKER TURD FUCK OFF BALLS I'LL RAPE YOU JACKASS JACKASS ASSFACE BITCH FUCKING A DICK CHICKEN SON OF A BITCH DAMN CUNT CRAPPER JACKASS TWAT JACKASS FROG'S FAT ASS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DICKLICK FUCK OFF SHITSLINGING BULLSHIT NAZI COMMUNION WAFER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHIT DIPSHIT BEAVER DAGO MONKEY SHIT SON OF A BITCH DAMN SOD OFF [Insert swear here] FENCE JUMPER FIST FUCK EPIDIDYMIS CANNED QUOTE MALARKY CUNTRAG CUM MOTHERFUCKER O KURWA! TENTACLE RAPE TITS & DICKS DAMN BASTARD POLACK NIGGER FRAK GOD DAMN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] DIPSHIT BUGFUCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! NIPPLES [EXPLETIVE] COON TAMPONS CLUSTER FUCK MACACA CHINK CRACKER TWISTY VAGINA JOHN ELWAY ORGASM MOLDY TITS TOTAL KNOBJOCKEY KNOBJOCKEY PISS WIGGER SHITCOCK NI ASSFACE JIGGABOO CHING CHONG CHINK LOLCAT DICKFACE SHIT PISS DICK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SHITTY MALARKY BEANER FUCKHEAD JACKASS SHIT FUCKFACE SHITFACE FUCK SHIT LIKE A HORSE INBRED JAP WIGGER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHITCUNTING DAMN WIGGER HELL FLYING FUCK CUNT TIMBER NIGGER JACK OFF ASS NIGGER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! JAP ROSIE O'DONNELL KRAUT NAZI OH SHI– IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JAP GOAT DICK VENEREAL DISEASE PIECE OF SHIT ASSFACE ASS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA GREASER FLAMING ASS BADGER COCK CUNT ABO CRAP HENTAI FUCK OFF DOUCHETITS ASSHAT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DOG FUCKER TENTACLE RAPE CRAPMUNCHER SHUT UP, MEG! TAMPONS LOLCAT FUCK YOU WANKER DAMN FASHION BUG CLUSTER FUCK DAMN WANKSPLAT CHENEY suck my mothers CRAP BUTT PIRATE MAMA MIA CLUSTER FUCK ASSHOLE WANKER DIPSHIT BITCH MONKEY SHIT BITCH DUMBASS WIKIPEDIA SHITFACE OH SHI– RADIO FREE LUNCH NIPPLES SEMEN ROSIE O'DONNELL JOHN ELWAY JACK ABRAMOFF BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA GOD DAMN BUKKAKE SHITSLINGING BIRD SHIT INCEST PISSHOLE RAT'S ASS BITCH FUCKSTAIN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CLUSTER FUCK FUCK NUGGET FUCK DICK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DOUCHEBAG VAGINA CUNTING ASSCRACK MOTHERFUCKER BULLSHIT PEEPEE JACK OFF CHOAD KISSER COLGATE WOP WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK YOU WANKER LIMEY SHITFUCKER BOOBS DICK IN A BOX ALEX TREBEK GOD DAMN ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT NIGGER FUCK BENCH PRESS DAMMIT ASSCRACK FUCKHEAD FAG REBECCA BLACK WARNER MUSIC GROUP BITCH MASTURBATION DAMN DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK YOU TURD RUSTY TROMBONE suck my mothers INBRED GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMN GOBSHITE CROTCH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PISS MARGARET THATCHER YOUR MOM FUCKER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCK YOU MALARKY SPUNK BIRD IN THE HOUSE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER D'OH CUNT BULLSHIT SCUMBAG HELLFUCKER SAND NIGGER BELGIUM SAND NIGGER FUCKTARD DUNE COON BASTARD SHITCOCK FUCKING BITCH DONKEY PUNCHER PEEPEE COON GIVING HEAD PAKI WIENER AUTOFELLATIO BUTTFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU TURD SCUMBAG SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TOSSER SON OF A BITCH DOG SHIT TACO GOATSE NEGRO AAAAAAAAA! FUCK YOU JACKASS SHIT SHITSLINGING COCKSUCKER BITCH ARSEBADGERS BOOBIES FUCKWIT BUTT PIRATE YOU WANKER HORSE SHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS JOHNNY FUCKSTAIN FREEDOM OF SPEECH EXTRA LONG PENIS DILDO SLOPE TIMBER NIGGER COMMUNION WAFER WOP FUCKFUCKFUCK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CARPET MUNCHER CAMEL FUCKER JENKEM FUCK YOU SCROTUM BUGGER OFF BOOBIES SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH POLESMOKER PISS OFF SNUFF PORN INCEST FIST FUCK FREEDOM OF SPEECH NIGGER BEAVER TURD CRAP ON A STICK SAGGY TITS FUCK BUGFUCK FUCK NUGGET HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ABO DAMN PEDOPHILIA FRENCH TICKLER SHITTY BOYCOTT VIACOM! BEANER FUCK OFF SEX GOD DAMMIT BOOBS SOD OFF CHING CHONG CHINK YID CONDOMS TAMPONS FUCKSTAIN SHUT UP, MEG! BUKKAKE HITLER JIGGABOO SHITFACE GOD DAMMIT PRICK ASS WANKER INBRED SCRATCH! GROUNDER! NIPPLES SHITSLIDE ASS LICKER DYKE REDNECK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BULLCRAP ASSHAT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT FUCKWIT NIGGER MAMA MIA SHITHEAD LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! JAP TOSSER RAT'S COCK PUSSY ORGASM WHORE BUTT-HEAD SOD OFF FUCK YOU HELL FUCKING JUMP! HELLFIRE ABO FUCK OFF BOLLOCKS DIPSHIT JUNGLE BUNNY ASSHAT TITS RAGHEAD SHIT ASSWIPE WOMEN'S RIGHTS SHITSKIN INBRED CRAPMUNCHER COCK CUNT HAIL SATAN! SOD HENTAI ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ TAFFY NECROPHILIA CUNT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DAGO TWO-INCH PENIS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ANAL SHITFACE CUNT FUCKER PORCH MONKEY 30 CASES OF PICKLES TOWELHEAD BASKETBALL SHITFACE POOPOO D'OH DAMN JOHN ELWAY MAMA MIA SHUT UP, MEG! BASTARD TITS & DICKS GO HOME AND DIE NEGRO HELL DOUCHE 4CHAN SHITTY PORCH MONKEY GOD DAMMIT DIPSHIT HELL DICKLICK PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! WIGGER SEMEN SPIC PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TITMOUSE CLIT BUGFUCK SHITSLINGING INBRED FUCKING A DIPSHIT FUCKSTAIN DOG SHIT PISS OFF CUNTRAG COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! FUCKTARD MASTURBATION DOUCHEBAG ABO SON OF A BITCH LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT BLUMPKIN TAMPONS IT'S OVER 9000! GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY WIENER AUTOFELLATIO COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ASSHOLE HO SHIT BENCH PRESS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASS ORGASM DOUCHE PENIS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHITHEAD MALARKY JACKASS POLESMOKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BEAVER WANK DICK CHICKEN NECROPHILIA DICK FAG BITCH KAFFIR JOHN SMILEY FACE GIVING HEAD BASKETBALL CUM NIGGER JIGGABOO STEVE BALLMER REBECCA BLACK BULLSHIT CHIGGER SHITFACE HELLFUCKER BASTARD NIGGER TITS DAMNATION ARSEBADGERS ASSHAT O KURWA! ASS SON OF A BITCH RANDY TRAVIS PEDOPHILIA SON OF A BITCH FUCKSTAIN TIT SPRINKLES JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKER BOOBS DAGO DOUCHE SCROTUM IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MASTURBATION EMO DILDO INBRED WALRUS SHIT BANGKOK FUCKING BITCH PEDOPHILIA ASSFACE BOYCOTT VIACOM! FLYING FUCK CRACKER FREEDOM OF SPEECH WIKIPEDIA ASSCRACK ASSHAT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS YOU WANKER PUSSY LIKE FATHER LIKE SON WETBACK CUNTYMINTS COON BEAVER DOG FUCKER CUNT TACO GANGBANG Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive HELL and with the TITTIES and his O CANADA of girraffes in which MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE while reading about PORCUPINE'S BALLS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See BASTARD also

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