Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or RUSKIE neurochemical FUCK disorder PISS OFF characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKTARD, sudden JOHN SMILEY FACE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements I'LL RAPE YOU or BIRD SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly JUSTIN BIEBER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated GOAT DICK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may WANK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken LET'S SHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PUSSY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JACKASS PUNANI words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CRAPPY utterFUCKance of socially CUNT objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TONY LA RUSSA television programs to address PRICK Tourette's syndrome.

BASTARD Tourette's is CHICKEN SHIT not to be MICK confused with FENCE JUMPER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITSLINGING chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKTARD random HORSE SHIT disorientation, culturally-POOPOO-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HORSE PENIS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BLOWJOB language, BLUE PENIS! and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places INBRED FELCHING of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BOLLOCKS souvenir shoppes and massive CUNT quantities COMMUNIST DILDO of ANAL DIABETES SHITHEAD garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITSLINGING Polite Note to the IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! Author:

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The ASS FASCIST Tourette's AY-AY-AY Research Institute was HELL founded to BITCH.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ORGASM Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SAMUEL L. JACKSON article CUNT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHOOP DA WHOOP I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TURD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FRED PHELPS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of FUCK Tourrette's sufferers DOUCHE swear. You can CHINK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DICKFACE TV, for always focusing on the CUNT bad side of a terrible KIKE thing.
  • The main CHOAD KISSER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BUNG-HOLE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'LIMEY' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCK YOU knee ANAL NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is DAGO no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PEEPEE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE school for COCKSMOKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SAMUEL L. JACKSON sufferers to become ASS FASCIST manically depressed and CUNT commit ASSRAMMER suicide.
  • There is no ASS cure, and the FUCK YOU drugs that are available to, "calm" the JOHNNY tics often have adverse FUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna HORSE SHIT perodol" which caused my entire INBRED body to go HELL numb and VAGINA basically made it NIGGA! worse than REBECCA BLACK it is without the WHORE drug.

I am an active member of a CONDOMS tourette syndrome DAMN IT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCK the POLESMOKER public view of Tourettes as a "DOG FUCKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is HELLFUCKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CLUSTER FUCK sorry for PENISFUCK "hi-jacking" your BONER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CAPTAIN CRUNCH this that really TRANNY annoys me. I am working towards a POLACK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKSTAIN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TRANNY, and making fun of a DICKHEAD horrible disorder is (not) [EXPLETIVE] funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DAMMIT time.

Best CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BITCH” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DALAI LAMA reply

As SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MONGOLIANS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN TOOTHPASTE Westerners show is not an SLITTY EYES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT MOVEMENT degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBET countries. When showing TIANENMEN SQUARE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GOVERNMENT FILTERS in countries MINORITIES leadership, those problems does not FIREWALLS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a ELECTION byproduct of your STUDENT RIOTS capitalist society TANK MAN.

Li Chiang “CAPITALISM” Wen

P.S. ASSCRACK Regards to Andrew BLESSED DAMN SAINT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

Mr. janitor

The TITS bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITTY punch him if you BELLEND want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this MUGABE'S MOMMA country anyway, without this triple thick cock LGBT RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you CLEAN DRINKING WATER remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the NIPPLES saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my PICKANINNY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How CLUSTER FUCK to IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK cure SPICY CUNT FUCK the LIMEY Tourette's SHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment HOMO for ASSFACE Tourette's PEDOPHILIA Syndrome KAFFIR is SHIT LIKE A HORSE following SLOPE these BUGFUCK rules GO COUNT YOUR DICK in MOTHERFUCKER order:

  • 1: Avoid WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! immature FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA little DOUCHETITS kids,
  • 2: Count to ASSRAMMER within COCKING FUCKBOROUGH 10 SUGARTITSseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your RUSKIE MASTURBATION BASTARD nor MONKEY SHIT talk,
  • 4: Tell TWISTY VAGINA yourself you BUTT-HEAD don't FUCK have FUCKSTAIN this DUNE COON disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK RICK MORANIS WITH NASTY TWAT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WIKIPEDIA FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

I'LL RAPE YOU BULLSHIT BASTARD PORCH MONKEY GENITALIA NIGNOG SOD ASSHAT ORGASM HELL

AY-AY-AY FUCK NUGGET GRIS CROTCH SPIC WANK FUCKSTAIN KIKE SHITTY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PENISBIRD SOD FLYING FUCK FUCKSTAIN PEDOPHILIA CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BONER FUCK SHITHEAD DAMN COMMUNIST DILDO CARPET MUNCHER CROTCH JAP CHIGGER DUNE COON JOHN SMILEY FACE BALLS GOD DAMN RAT'S COCK FUCKSTAIN DAMN ASSRAMMER RAT'S ASS RAT'S COCK GOD DAMN FUDGEPACKER SHITHEAD DAGO JESSE McCARTNEY JERK OFF DAMN FUCK TITS & DICKS MONKEY SHIT PAKI BULLSHIT FUCKING A KIDDY FIDDLER ASSFACE SHITFACE BITCH CUM COON BITCH RAT'S COCK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS MONKEY SHIT JACKASS HELL BULLSHIT CUNNILINGUS TWAT GOAT DICK NAZI FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA WARNER MUSIC GROUP SHIT CRACKER BELLEND BARBRA STREISAND CRACKER FUCKSTAIN WANKER BLISTERING BARNACLES BARBRA STREISAND INJUN ASSHAT WANKSPLAT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TAMPON IN MY ASS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY BOON BITCH [expletive deleted] JACK OFF FELCHING CHIGGER BORDER HOPPER BASTARD SUCK A BIG DICK DUNE COON WINDOWS VISTA FUCK HORSE SHIT COCKSHITTER NEGRO BASTARD FUCK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! TITTIES TANK MAN SHIT ASSWIPE BLUE PENIS! TIT SPRINKLES DICKHEAD STRAWBERRY ASS TANK MAN RAT'S COCK AUTOFELLATIO SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CRAPFUCKER DAMMIT BONER POLAK WANK I WILL KILL YOU! COCKING FUCKBOROUGH HELL FUCK NUGGET HELL PIECE OF SHIT SOD GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CHIGGER AUTOFELLATIO BOOBS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SCUMBUCKET SHIT CUNNILINGUS DYKE LAKE TITICACA TANK MAN CRAPPY LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS POO POO BLOWJOB CHIGGER GENITALIA SON OF A BITCH FUCKFACE ARSE GIVING HEAD TURD JOHN SMILEY FACE PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE MONKEY SHIT GOOK I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKSTAIN DAMN GANGBANG FUCKHEAD GRINGO I'LL RAPE YOU ASSHAT FUCKHEAD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS TOTAL TOTAL TWAT CHUFF PRICK DICK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM O CANADA WANKSPLAT DILDO WANK FLYING FUCK PUSSY BASTARD TAMPONS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! TITTIES GOOK MALL SANTA GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCKWIT FUCKHEAD SON OF A BITCH WANKER DAMN CLUSTER FUCK JERRY LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BALL SACK CHUFF SCROTUM CUNTSWILLING EUROIPODS ARSEBADGERS GRINGO INCEST FRENCH TICKLER REDNECK WIKIPEDIA JUNGLE BUNNY SHITTY PEARL NECKLACE WALRUS SHIT WANK PISS OFF MY ASS HITLER AUTOFELLATIO RAPE ORGASM STEVE BALLMER RAGHEAD EXTRA LONG PENIS DUMBASS BASTARD TITTIES POLACK BLOWJOB DAMN FUCKSTAIN MACACA [EXPLETIVE] SHITPISSER SHITSLINGING TURD RAINBOWS BIG FOOT GOD DAMMIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DICK TWAT SHITSLINGING CUNT FUCK WIGGER pen0r FUCK YOU ASS WALRUS SHIT REDSKIN JIZZ ASSWIPE LOGJAMMER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? ASSRAPING DOG SHIT I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY BOB SAGET 666 BIRD SHIT YOU WANKER WOODPECKERSHIT BASTARD BIRD SHIT HO JACKASS DONGSHOVER ASSFACE SHITE MICK POOPY ASS HELLFIRE DICKHEAD ASSCRACK PUNANI SPIC CUNT FUCKHEAD DAGO ASSHAT PISS OFF MY ASS ASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCK YOU GIVING HEAD BASTARD ASSRAPING POMMIE NIGGER PISSHOLE BUTTFUCKER FUCKTARD BUGFUCK ASSHOLE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BUTTFUCKER DICK TITS FUCKFUCKFUCK ASS POLAK FELCHING ASSFACE BOON FUCK FLYING FUCK [Insert swear here] BUTT PIRATE FEMADOM FLYING FUCK SON OF A BITCH PRICK JESSE McCARTNEY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SAMUEL L. JACKSON I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY FUCKSTAIN SHITHEAD SHIT LIKE A HORSE TWAT WOODPECKERSHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TITWANK BUTT PIRATE POLAK KIKE ASSHOLE PRICK BULLSHIT SHITFACE DAMN IT HELL DYKE O CANADA HORSE PENIS BIGNOSE CRAP SHITCOCK MONKEY SHIT ASSHAT WALRUS SHIT POMMIE FUCKSTAIN FUCKWIT ARSE DOUCHING CUNNILINGUS PISS ARTIST WANK CHOAD KISSER CLEVELAND STEAMER CAMEL FUCKER MASTURBATION TIMBER NIGGER BEAVER SEMEN TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! GENITALIA JOHN ELWAY SHITSLINGING SCROTUM DICKHEAD COCKSUCKER GOD DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! JERK OFF RAT'S COCK FEWMETS TRANNY ASS POLAK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI YOU WANKER CONDOMS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHITSLIDE BALLS SON OF A BITCH DONKEY PUNCHER WIENER FRIG BITCH BASTARD SHIT PRICK CHINK RICK MORANIS BOB SAGET ANAL ASSRAMMER BLOWJOB PRICK SPANK THE MONKEY FELLATIO PEARL NECKLACE NIGGER FUCKSTAIN POLAK DAMN FUCKTARD TITTYWANK FUCK OFF COCKSUCKER SHIT GRIS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FRENCH TICKLER NICARAGUA FLYING RAT'S ASS BRITNEY BUGGER OFF FUCK OFF BOOBS SCUMBUCKET KAFFIR BELGIUM MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD BUTT-HOLE HELL SHITBALLS DICK YOGHURT CANNON ASSBANDIT CAMEL FUCKER TURD DESU DAMMIT CARPET MUNCHER MOTHERFUCKER BOOBS DICK I'LL RAPE YOU TOTAL [EXPLETIVE] CUNT BITCH BITCH HORSE SHIT ASSCRACK TITS BRITNEY SEMPRINI SHITE CHENEY BRITAIN HAIL SATAN! FUCK OFF QUEEF CUNTYMINTS GOOK RAPE FUCK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PEARL NECKLACE MASTURBATION [Insert yet another person's name here] ASSWIPE BLUMPKIN YID POLESMOKER TITTIES ANAL BONER RAT'S COCK CUNT SHITE BLUE PENIS! TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! CONDOMS BRITAIN CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER BUGGER OFF MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE TAFFY WANK KNOBJOCKEY TURD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MALARKY ASSWIPE FUCK YOU COCK BITCH FRAK ROSIE O'DONNELL HELL SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING SNUFF PORN FUCK YOU YID NIPPLES SEMPRINI BALLS FUCK GOD DAMMIT INJUN BOLLOCKS KRAUT DUMBASS DELICIOUS CAKE EAT MY SHIT! FUCKER SEX CHOAD MARY WHITEHOUSE ART METAL PRODUCTS CHOAD BUKKAKE JACKASS MOTHERFUCKER SHIT LIKE A HORSE TURD JACKASS WIGGER ASS CHOAD KISSER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FUCKHEAD FUCKING BOOBS GYPSY COCK ANAL DIABETES KNOBJOCKEY FUCKFACE SHIT BIRD SHIT ASSWIPE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BRITAIN GO COUNT YOUR DICK CUNTING ASSCRACK BEAVER GOD DAMMIT CHIGGER I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY CUNT FUCKHEAD DOG SHIT COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink KNOBJOCKEY YOU WANKER ASSFACE JACKASS SHIT SHITCUNTING SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DAMN FUCKBAG SHITSKIN SAMUEL L. JACKSON DICKHEAD BRITNEY BUTTFUCKER BRITAIN RAINBOWS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHIT RECTUM RAIDER RUSKIE WANK ASS LICKER BONER TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKER BITCH MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN CUNT GOD DAMN SHITSLINGING HELLFUCKER JIZZ DIPSHIT JACK OFF HONKY BEANER FUCKING JUMP! DIPSHIT DICK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PENIS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITHEAD NICARAGUA BASTARD WANK EXTRA LONG PENIS ANAL ASS MACACA FUCKSTAIN YOU WANKER LIMEY THONG TASTER CUNT FUCK NUGGET DAMN POLESMOKER DONKEY PUNCHER FELLATIO GYPSY SHITSKIN NIGGER SHIT NIGGER DAMN FUCKER O KURWA! CAMEL JOCKEY MASTURBATION MAMA MIA TOTAL MONKEY'S UNCLE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUDGEPACKER STEVE BALLMER PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! ASSFACE DIPSHIT LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT MACACA POMMIE PISS OFF Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive HELL and with the MICK and his JAP of girraffes in which SON OF A BITCH while reading about DAGO!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See GO COUNT YOUR DICK also

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