Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or GRINGO neurochemical FUCK disorder BUGGER OFF characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid STRAWBERRY ASS, sudden KIDDY FIDDLER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements NIGGER or TOURETTE'S SYNDROME vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GOATSE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated HO way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASS BARBRA STREISAND words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BASTARD utterFUCKance of socially INBRED objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TRANNY television programs to address PECKERHEAD Tourette's syndrome.

NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES Tourette's is O CANADA not to be AUTOFELLATIO confused with ASSFACE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CRAPMUNCHER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CRAPMUNCHER random FUCK disorientation, culturally-SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CUNT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local NAZI language, CUNTBUCKET and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places INCEST ABO of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CUNTING ASSCRACK souvenir shoppes and massive NIGGER TITS quantities REDSKIN of ANAL DIABETES MACACA garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCK Polite Note to the BLUMPKIN Author:

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The CUNT LAPPER Tourette's COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS Research Institute was FUCK founded to DAMNATION.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have [expletive deleted] Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SON OF A BITCH article JOHN ELWAY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PISS OFF MY ASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance RAT'S COCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FROG'S FAT ASS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of NIPPLES Tourrette's sufferers GYPSY swear. You can MAMA MIA blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame JIGGABOO TV, for always focusing on the MOTHERFUCKER bad side of a terrible FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA thing.
  • The main NIGGER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PRICK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GRINGO' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASSWIPE knee BORDER HOPPER NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is CUNTRAG no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes [EXPLETIVE] cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FLYING FUCK school for POLACK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BOOBIES sufferers to become BASTARD manically depressed and GRINGO commit SOD OFF suicide.
  • There is no ASS cure, and the BASTARD drugs that are available to, "calm" the ARSE tics often have adverse I'LL RAPE YOU side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT perodol" which caused my entire GIVING HEAD body to go CRAPMUNCHER numb and AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI basically made it NIGGA! worse than ORGASM it is without the FUCKING drug.

I am an active member of a HENTAI tourette syndrome BALLS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating I'LL RAPE YOU the CLIT public view of Tourettes as a "SHITSLINGING swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is JACKASS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am TESTICLE CHOKE sorry for KRAUT "hi-jacking" your PIECE OF SHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON this that really MAMA MIA annoys me. I am working towards a CROTCH better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CRACKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCK A DUCK, and making fun of a DILDO horrible disorder is (not) TAMPONS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GENITALIA time.

Best POOPOO regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BITCH” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese COMMUNISM IS STUPID reply

As TIBETAN BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHIST MONK not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT RIOTS Westerners show is not an TIANENMEN SQUARE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIGHT WING degenerate capitalist culture in those SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY countries. When showing COMMUNISM IS STUPID right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust VOTE in countries STUDENT PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GRASS MUD HORSE byproduct of your UIGURS capitalist society FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

Li Chiang “TIBET” Wen

P.S. TITS Regards to Andrew CROTCH Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

Mr. janitor

The CRAPMUNCHER bastard who wrote this article. You can BLOWJOB punch him if you BOYCOTT VIACOM! want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CONDOMS offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with KU KLUX KLAN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCK OFF saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my RAGHEAD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR to FUCKHEAD cure CUNTRAG the MOLDY TITS Tourette's DAMNATION Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITTY for UNITED KINGDOM Tourette's BULLSHIT Syndrome PIGS MIGHT FLY is KRAUT following FUCK these FRIG rules [expletive deleted] in JERK OFF order:

  • 1: Avoid MONKEY SHIT immature SPUNK little FUCKWIT kids,
  • 2: Count to NIPPLES within ASS 10 CUNTseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your ASS GOD BLESS AMERICA ASSWIPE nor FRAK talk,
  • 4: Tell SHITSLINGING yourself you ORGASM don't BUGGER OFF have MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS this TITMOUSE disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITFACE WITH NASTY BULLSHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKBAG FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

PISS ARTIST YOU WANKER SCUMBAG LIMEY DAMN SAMUEL L. JACKSON SCRATCH! GROUNDER! AUTOFELLATIO YOU WANKER ASSFACE

Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! GOD DAMN P'KANG SHITHEAD TURD YOU WANKER TWISTY VAGINA DICK CHICKEN BOB SAGET FUCK OFF RAPE ORGASM AUTOFELLATIO FUCKFACE GO HOME AND DIE FUCK OFF ASS CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST PISS JACKASS CUNT LAPPER FUCKING A FUCKHEAD POMMIE DICKFACE FUCK SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER DAMNATION RUSKIE DAMN FAG FRAK DICK IN A BOX HOSER BULLCRAP JACKASS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA WALRUS SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK OFF PISS OFF WILLY WONKA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GREASER PEARL NECKLACE MONKEY BALLS BASTARD DONKEY PUNCHER BITCH DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TUBA JACK OFF STRAWBERRY ASS NIGNOG MASTURBATION YID COCKSTUFFER PIG SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM MARY WHITEHOUSE MOTHERFUCKER PISS POMMIE PISS OFF MY ASS ASSCRACK 30 CASES OF PICKLES TAMPONS GOATSE BALLS POMMIE GRIS SHITFACE CUM SCROTUM FUCK YOU PENIS GO HOME AND DIE MOTHERFUCKER SEMEN CARPET MUNCHER FUCKER PEDOPHILIA PRICK FROG SEX DONKEY DICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! YOU WANKER GOD DAMN SCUMBUCKET ASS FASCIST HO HELL DAMN SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD RONNIE CORBETT PUSSY TENTACLE RAPE PEARL NECKLACE SHITSLIDE WOODPECKERSHIT BLOWJOB SHITHEAD FUCK YOU HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? HELL NAZI TAFFY ASS JIZZ BITCH TOWELHEAD FIRECROTCH CRAPPY BUGGER OFF ASS FAG TITMOUSE TIT SPRINKLES RAPE RUSTY TROMBONE GENITALIA CHICKEN FRIES BITCH WIENER SON OF A BITCH FELLATIO SHIT HELL CUNT DICKLICK CUNT SEX CLEMEN SHITHEAD JERK OFF FUCKING BITCH HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CAPTAIN CRUNCH COCKGOBLIN POMMIE DILDO [expletive deleted] COCKSMOKER TRANNY ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SAGGY TITS SHIT SHIT CUNTYMINTS SMEG GIVING HEAD GIVING HEAD KRAUT PISS OFF CLEMEN PRICK GOD DAMN CAPTAIN CRUNCH ASS BASTARD CUNT WANK GARBAGE DAY! SHITSLINGING STEVE BALLMER BALLS LUV SPANK THE MONKEY MARGARET THATCHER SHITSKIN WANKSPLAT POOPOO INBRED GOD DAMMIT CUNT FUCKING SHITFUCKER CAMEL FUCKER [Insert swear here] FUCKFACE ARSE All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy HOSER DOUCHETITS EMO FLYING FUCK FUCK TACO BOLLOCKS YOUR MOM SHIT AMERICA ONLINE GOBSHITE JACKASS HOSER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER YOU WANKER DAMN STEVE BALLMER JACKASS NICARAGUA NI SHITE CRAPMUNCHER JESSE McCARTNEY MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ASSCRACK ASSHOLE HO JACK ABRAMOFF FUCKFACE ASSFACE PISS OFF PISS NEGRO CUNT BULLSHIT 666 FUDGEPACKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS NIPPLES FENCE JUMPER CUNT CRAPMUNCHER FUCKHEAD PEDOPHILIA YID NAZI BUTTFUCKER BEANER TRANNY HOSER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CUNT YOUR MOM I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BASTARD ALF PENIS ON A BUN SUCK MY DICK FLYING FUCK STRAWBERRY ASS WANK BASTARD NIGGER SHIT NEOPETS ANAL HITLER AUTOFELLATIO PRICK NECROPHILIA BUGGER MALL SANTA SHIT BUKKAKE SHITHEAD CUNNILINGUS PISS ARTIST SPUNK MOTHERFUCKER SPIC ASSHOLE BALL SACK DUNE COON SHITSLINGING VAGINA DAMN HADJI WOP ASSCRACK TWAT I RAPE WALRUSES! SAMUEL L. JACKSON I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PRICK DAMN SHITBALLS RAT'S ASS FELLATIO FUCKTARD ARSEBADGERS LUV ASSFACE TACO JOHNNY WIGGER TITS GOD DAMMIT BLOWJOB BULLSHIT FUCKHEAD ASSHAT ASS MOTHERFUCKER ARSE PISS ARTIST BITCH FUCKING A SUCK MY COCK PEDOPHILIA DAMN IT NIGNOG COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PENIS CAMEL JOCKEY WANK REBECCA BLACK FIST FUCK RAPE YOU WANKER CONDOMS MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! FUCKFUCKFUCK FRIG PEARL NECKLACE TURD DUMBASS FUCKWIT SUITCASE PENIS CUNTBUCKET JIZZ DIPSHIT FUCKING NI ASS BOYCOTT VIACOM! DICKFACE DAMNATION BATMAN & ROBIN DONKEY PUNCHER MARCH OF FLAMES FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ASSCRACK MOTHERFUCKER MONKEY BALLS SHITCOCK FUCKING I AM CORNHOLIO! HAIL SATAN! ASSHOLE SHUT UP, MEG! MASTURBATION NIGGER ARSE DICKLICK BITCH MOZILLA FIREFOX BLOWJOB FUCK DUMBASS SEMEN SHIT LIKE A HORSE CRAPFUCKER DAMN IT CONAN O'BRIAN CUM MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY BITCH SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DIPSHIT BOLLOCKS CONAN O'BRIAN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! NIGGER ASSHOLE FUCKING JUMP! INJUN CLEMEN ASSWIPE ASSWIPE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK KRAUT SHITCUNTING ARSE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK DUMBASS INCEST GENITALIA CLIT SMEG FLYING FUCK POLAK EMO BITCH FUCK NUGGET SHITHEAD [Insert swear here] PORCH MONKEY PORCUPINE'S BALLS 666 CUNT FUCK YOU PAKI NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BASTARD O KURWA! RAPE KIKE DAMNATION BITCH GO HOME AND DIE AMERICA ONLINE FUCK OFF BITCH ASS pen0r JACKASS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BUKKAKE POOPY BEAVER COCKSTUFFER ASSWIPE YOU WANKER MONKEY SHIT DEVELOPERS! SPICY CUNT FUCK BULLCRAP WIENER POMMIE BIRD SHIT ASSWIPE SHITCOCK BEAVER FUCKING A FUCK A DUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PUSSY RAT'S COCK YUKKY DOODY CUNT ASSHAT JERK OFF FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS CUNT GENITALIA FUCKING BUKKAKE SCROTUM ASSHOLE CLUSTER FUCK BUTTFUCKER FUCK GENITALIA DOUCHE FUCK NUGGET GOATSE FAG FLYING FUCK DONKEY DICK BEAVER COCK ABO SHITSKIN SHIT BUTTFUCKER FELLATIO YOU WANKER WANK BOOBS POLAK MARGARET THATCHER DOG FUCKER HOT GRITS DICKWAD DOUCHETITS JACKASS WANK BULLSHIT DOUCHE GYPSY SAGGY TITS SMEG BITCH SEMEN BASTARD TWISTY VAGINA ORGASM FUCKFUCKFUCK NEGRO RANDY TRAVIS MOTHERFUCKER CUNT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCKER SAGGY TITS BITCH FUCKTARD PUSSY TACO HORSE PENIS INCEST JIZZ SPUNK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CLUSTER FUCK BUGGER FUCK OFF PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE FUCKSTAIN TOSSER SNUFF PORN CLUSTER FUCK NIGGER SCUMBUCKET LET'S SHIT TOSSER BALLS AAAAAAAAA! PISSHOLE SUITCASE PENIS SEX I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CAMEL JOCKEY DUMBASS PISS OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS MALARKY GOD DAMN ARSE FUCKSTAIN WIENER NIGGER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CLUSTER FUCK COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink LOLCAT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PIGFUCKER TITS CONDOMS FUCK BITCH FUCK JACKASS CHRISTHUMPER FUCKTARD CRAPMUNCHER COCKSTUFFER THONG TASTER ASS SHITSLINGING COCK THONG TASTER TITS SHITFACE SHITE ANUSCAKE UNITED KINGDOM SCUMBAG FOUR-EYES ALEX TREBEK WANK CRAPPY 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 SEX DUMBASS BUGGER FIST FUCK CROTCH POLAK FUCKWIT COCKSMOKER WETBACK JACKASS TWAT TOWELHEAD WOP PRICK CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST COCKSUCKER TITTIES RUSTY TROMBONE BLOWJOB SHITHEAD DYKE DOUCHEBAG GOD BLESS AMERICA CRAP SCROTUM CUNTRAG PISS UP MY ARSE RAT'S COCK DAMN IT DELICIOUS CAKE SHITFACE [expletive deleted] GREASER COCKSTUFFER PORCH MONKEY RECTUM RAIDER COCKGOBLIN GANGBANG JACK ABRAMOFF BANGKOK BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! WANKER D'OH LUV FUCK INBRED PISSHOLE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKTARD BULLSHIT WIKIPEDIA JUSTIN BIEBER DOUCHE NAZI DOUCHETITS DONKEY DICK Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive INBRED and with the MOTHERFUCKER and his [Insert swear here] of girraffes in which DAMN while reading about DICKHEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See ASS FASCIST also

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