Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER neurochemical FUCK disorder BITCH characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCK OFF, sudden POMMIE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DONKEY PUNCHER or PISS ARTIST vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GOATSE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKING FUCKFUCKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken GARBAGE DAY! by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA INCEST words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITE AMERICA ONLINE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous JIZZ utterFUCKance of socially SHIT objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT television programs to address SHITFACE Tourette's syndrome.

BEAVER Tourette's is SHITSKIN not to be TITS & DICKS confused with ABO Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DAMMIT random BITCH disorientation, culturally-TWISTY VAGINA-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKWIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local AUTOFELLATIO language, BASTARD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places [EXPLETIVE] JACKASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITE souvenir shoppes and massive EPIDIDYMIS quantities FEWMETS of ANAL DIABETES COCKING FUCKBOROUGH garbage.

Darnit.

A PISS ARTIST Polite Note to the DOUCHE Author:

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The FUCKSTAIN Tourette's FUCKFACE Research Institute was WIGGER founded to GOD BLESS AMERICA.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CLEVELAND STEAMER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HOSER article BALL SACK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SAMUEL L. JACKSON I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or EXTRA LONG PENIS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FELLATIO Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of BEAVER Tourrette's sufferers VAGINA swear. You can BITCH blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHITFACE TV, for always focusing on the FUCKING FUCKFUCKER bad side of a terrible SOD OFF thing.
  • The main BUTTFUCKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are JIZZ involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DICKFACE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! knee PROTESTS NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is BRITNEY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ORGASM cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SOD school for COCKGOBLIN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITHEAD sufferers to become TURD manically depressed and BUKKAKE commit YOU WANKER suicide.
  • There is no NIGGER cure, and the DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the COCK tics often have adverse JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CROTCH perodol" which caused my entire WHORE body to go TOSSER numb and PRICK basically made it NIGGA! worse than CHUFF it is without the ANUSCAKE drug.

I am an active member of a TWAT tourette syndrome FUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating NEGRO the WALRUS SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "PISS OFF swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DONALD RUMSFELD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WANK sorry for SHIT "hi-jacking" your HOSER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DAMNED TABERNACLE this that really ORGASM annoys me. I am working towards a SHITCOCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this JAP article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SACRAMENTO, and making fun of a AY-AY-AY horrible disorder is (not) CLIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your MASTURBATION time.

Best ASSRAPING regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PUNANI” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese WIKIPEDIA reply

As CHINA IS CAPITALIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MELAMINE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PROXY SITES Westerners show is not an 1984 effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PRINCE PHILIP degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT MOVEMENT countries. When showing TIBETAN BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TAIWAN in countries BELGIUM leadership, those problems does not VOTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PRINCE PHILIP byproduct of your DEMOCRACY capitalist society RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “TIBETAN BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. ART METAL PRODUCTS Regards to Andrew CUM Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

Mr. janitor

The NIGGER bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKTARD punch him if you MILF want to.

As a HIV NEGATIVE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CONDOMS article. We have enough CONDOMS problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock LGBT RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with I DON'T HAVE AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CONDOMS white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS to FROG'S FAT ASS cure FUCKSTAIN the GANGBANG Tourette's PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKFACE for AUTOFELLATIO Tourette's POMMIE Syndrome BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! is PROTESTS following DUMBASS these FUCKTARD rules WIENER in TITS order:

  • 1: Avoid FAGGOT immature BLUMPKIN little PEEPEE kids,
  • 2: Count to FUCKING within PIECE OF SHIT 10 AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OIseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your BITCH SPUNK I'LL RAPE YOU nor ARSE talk,
  • 4: Tell DICK IN A BOX yourself you BEAVER don't FELCHING have DAMN IT this SHITTING DICK NIPPLES disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITTY WITH NASTY DICKLICK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S MASTURBATION FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

INCEST FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD JERRY NAZI INJUN SHITTY JACKASS HOSER SPICY CUNT FUCK WANK

BIGNOSE SHIT SHITHEAD CUNTSWILLING FUCK YOU FEMADOM SHITSLINGING CUNT PISSHOLE SHITCOCK FOUR-EYES BASTARD FUCK MILF JACKASS DAMNED TABERNACLE SACRAMENTO FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SOD MOCKIE SPIC CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHITFACE I WILL KILL YOU! pen0r SHITFUCKER RECTUM RAIDER BRUSH MA TEETH DAMN BASTARD SHITSKIN ASSHOLE RAT'S COCK FUCKTARD TOTAL CAMEL FUCKER ASSWIPE YOU WANKER FUCKWIT LIMEY PECKERHEAD SAMUEL L. JACKSON SONNY BILL WILLIAMS KIKE MARGARET THATCHER BOB SAGET CHIGGER AUTOFELLATIO PUSSYLICKER SHITPISSER DICK SCUMBAG MONKEY SHIT QUEEF FLYING RAT'S ASS PUSSYLICKER RAT'S COCK SHUT UP, MEG! TWAT SHITHEAD CUNT TIMBER NIGGER MARGARET THATCHER SHITTY DOUCHING SHIT DAMN IT ASSHOLE LGBT RIGHTS SHITTY DIRTY SANCHEZ TAFFY FUCK YOU PUSSYLICKER DICKLICK ASS CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKSTAIN BRUSH MA TEETH INCEST ASSWIPE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT VAGINA BELGIUM COON HAIL SATAN! PUSSY GYPSY POMMIE INCEST HELL BELLEND DONKEY DICK BOOBIES CONDOMS DIPSHIT JAP TITS HORSE SHIT MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE RECTUM RAIDER VENEREAL DISEASE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BOOBS DAMNED TABERNACLE FUCKWIT BOB SAGET KIKE FLYING RAT'S ASS JOHN ELWAY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FLYING RAT'S ASS DOG SHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS COCKSUCKER ORGASM CUNT PISS OFF ARSE CHENEY WANKER SHITSKIN SHITHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKING JUMP! PISS ARTIST INJUN HEIL HITLER! suck my mothers INBRED AY-AY-AY TAFFY PUSSY AMERICA ONLINE HELL WINDOWS VISTA LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PICKANINNY PIG RAGHEAD ASSHOLE JESSE McCARTNEY WOODPECKERSHIT YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS SHITBALLS WANKSPLAT CUNNILINGUS DIPSHIT BELGIUM FUCK NUGGET PEARL NECKLACE SUGARTITS DUMBASS DAMN VENEREAL DISEASE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! LAKE TITICACA CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SUCK MY DICK HORSE PENIS PRICK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FLYING FUCK HORSE SHIT CUNT AMERICA ONLINE INCEST ORGASM TWAT ROSES TAFFY BASTARD TAMPON IN MY ASS SMEG WANKER ROSES DAMN CUM CHOAD FUCK PROTESTS PEDOPHILIA NIPPLES YOU WANKER FUCKING DICKWAD DILDO PENIS CHOAD CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKSTAIN JESSE McCARTNEY RAT'S COCK I'LL RAPE YOU RAPE CUNT CRAPPER RAPE RAT'S ASS ASSHAT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FAG DICK EXTRA LONG PENIS PORCH MONKEY FUCKBAG BULLSHIT YOU WANKER D'OH GRINGO SHITHEAD COCK HONKY ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCK A DUCK CHIGGER SEX CUNT CAMEL FUCKER RAT'S COCK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PISS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS KRAUT FEWMETS FUCKING A HELL SHITHEAD YOU WANKER BITCH NECROPHILIA FUCKTARD BOOBS HAIL SATAN! POMMIE CUNT JACK OFF DONKEY PUNCHER COON YOU WANKER DICKLICK CRACKER FUCK OFF CARPET MUNCHER CLUSTER FUCK ASSFACE ORGASM PENIS ON A BUN BATHING SUIT AREA NIPPLES FUDGEPACKER RONNIE CORBETT WIENER CAMEL FUCKER CHOAD EMO JESSE McCARTNEY SHIT ASSHOLE FLAMING ASS BADGER HELL WANK ASSRAPING WANK POLESMOKER SIGMUND FREUD WANKSPLAT NIPPLES COCK SHITTY BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BLUMPKIN DAMMIT SHIT FUCK BUGGER OFF QUEEF TOWELHEAD SEX GOBSHITE ASS FUCKFACE TURD SHIT SHIT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKING YOU WANKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BITCH JACK OFF CUNT CAPTAIN CRUNCH JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CLEMEN COCK RUSTY TROMBONE CUNTRAG ASSHOLE SHITHEAD EXTRA LONG PENIS CHOAD SHIT PENIS DAMMIT GOD DAMN WIENER FUCKHEAD FUCK SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKING A DAMN FEWMETS FAGGOT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP AUTOFELLATIO BALL SACK LET'S SHIT QUEEF WILLY WONKA TWISTY VAGINA JUSTIN BIEBER GOBSHITE AUTOFELLATIO DICKFACE FUCKSTAIN WANK DAMN ASSRAPING CHIGGER BALLS HELL FUCK OFF BELLEND CHOAD POMMIE CHICKEN SHIT GOAT DICK INBRED SHITSLINGING DAMN IT YOU SUCK BALLS INBRED CHOAD KISSER SHIT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CUM PUSSY GREASER ROSES JACK OFF GOD DAMMIT BASTARD ARSE FLYING RAT'S ASS PIECE OF SHIT FRIG MOCKIE FEWMETS FUCKING JUMP! FUCKBAG ASSWIPE FUCK NUGGET ASS LICKER FLYING RAT'S ASS NEGRO COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT JIGGABOO AUTOFELLATIO TESTICLE CHOKE SHAKOPEE PISS YOU SUCK BALLS FUCKING DICKHEAD VAGINA DOODIE HEAD I WILL END YOU! SCUMBUCKET MOCKIE TUBA CUNTSWILLING BULLCRAP I'LL RAPE YOU HORSE SHIT FUCK ASSHAT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCKING A DONALD RUMSFELD DUNE COON OH SHI– DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT D'OH FIST FUCK CUNTRAG PIG JENKEM CUNT 30 CASES OF PICKLES YOU SUCK BALLS ASS TITS INCEST SEX GOD DAMN VENEREAL DISEASE AY-AY-AY PISS OFF JACK OFF BOYCOTT VIACOM! DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! COMMUNIST DILDO JACK OFF SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASS BOLLOCKS ASSWIPE SHITE FLAMING ASS BADGER LOLCAT NIPPLES COLGATE THIS IS SPARTA! FUCK OFF GIVING HEAD DIPSHIT TITS BUGGER GRAPE PENIS NECROPHILIA FUCK YOU RAT'S COCK SHIT SHIT BEANER SUCK MY COCK ASS JACKASS SHIT CLEMEN HELL DOG SHIT SHIT ASSCRACK RAT'S ASS BUKKAKE CLUSTER FUCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHIT DOUCHE BASTARD TRANNY PENISBIRD BALLS LET'S SHIT ASSHOLE SHITE FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT GOD DAMN CAMEL FUCKER REBECCA BLACK BONER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CLIT FRIG DICK PISS FLAMING ASS BADGER POLAK GRINGO ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP ASS BASTARD BUKKAKE FLYING FUCK SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? POOPOO CROTCH KAFFIR BASTARD BASTARD ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BRITNEY BIG FOOT WOODPECKERSHIT PEDOPHILIA SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SHITE RAPE BULLSHIT O KURWA! GRINGO MOLDY TITS CHOAD CUNT GRAPE PENIS GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS FUCK OFF TITS WANK WIKIPEDIA HORSE PENIS PISSHOLE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BOOBS FLYING FUCK BEANER POLAK KRAUT HELL CONAN O'BRIAN FUCKSTAIN SHITE TITS & DICKS WANK JACKASS WIKIPEDIA MOZILLA FIREFOX GOBSHITE POOPY FUCKTARD PORCH MONKEY CUNT PENIS VAGINA DAMN JAP MARGARET THATCHER COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE INCEST RUSTY TROMBONE SHITHEAD RUSKIE TIMBER NIGGER ORGASM MONKEY BALLS ROSES BUTTFUCKER HELLFUCKER GOD DAMN BUTTFUCKER DILDO FUCKHEAD PAKI BALL SACK DOT HEAD ASSFACE FUCKSTAIN FUCK A DUCK BELLEND FUCKING BOB SAGET I'LL RAPE YOU CUNNILINGUS ASS FASCIST WOP PORCUPINE'S BALLS PENISBIRD FUCKING A DYKE COMMUNIST DILDO BRITNEY CLEMEN JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST GOD BLESS AMERICA PORCH MONKEY KAFFIR DICKLICK ASSHOLE BUNG-HOLE YOU SUCK BALLS RUSTY TROMBONE BUKKAKE CRAPPY FUCKWIT DAMN GENITALIA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CC PLZ SPUNK LGBT RIGHTS FENCE JUMPER GOD DAMMIT [expletive deleted] SCRATCH! GROUNDER! COCK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CHRISTHUMPER FOUR-EYES HELL DICK IN A BOX FUCK CONDOMS SHITSLIDE NICARAGUA CUM BASTARD YOU WANKER INBRED WANKSPLAT HO DAMNED TABERNACLE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DOG FUCKER FUCK BITCH BUGGER OFF PISS DIPSHIT ASSFACE ASSCRACK BEAVER Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SUCK MY COCK and with the BLUMPKIN and his FUCK of girraffes in which AY-AY-AY while reading about PISS ARTIST!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See ANAL DIABETES also

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