Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without MOTHERFUCKER comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or GOD DAMN neurochemical FUCK disorder DAMN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CUNT, sudden FUCKING m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MOTHERFUCKER or CLEMEN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCK OFF in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BIGNOSE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SAGGY TITS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PISS OFF MY ASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKTARD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DUMBASS PORCH MONKEY words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous AUTOFELLATIO utterFUCKance of socially GOAT DICK objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BITCH television programs to address TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE Tourette's syndrome.

PUSSY Tourette's is RAT'S COCK not to be SNUFF PORN confused with YID Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying I WILL END YOU! chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves GIVING HEAD random REDNECK disorientation, culturally-CLIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCK OFF language, CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CONDOMS FAG of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DICKFACE souvenir shoppes and massive SEMEN quantities ORGASM of ANAL DIABETES FUCK YOU garbage.

Darnit.

A SHIT Polite Note to the SHITFUCKER Author:

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The SPICY CUNT FUCK Tourette's ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA Research Institute was WANKSPLAT founded to FUCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DICK CHICKEN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your TOWELHEAD article FELCHMONKEY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKWIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BUTTFUCKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CUNT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of WOODPECKERSHIT Tourrette's sufferers PENIS swear. You can TIMBER NIGGER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BOOBS TV, for always focusing on the I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE bad side of a terrible FENCE JUMPER thing.
  • The main BUTT-HEAD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are WANK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKHEAD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HI, BILLY MAYS HERE knee SHITSLINGING NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is CHENEY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST school for ASS LICKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FROG'S FAT ASS sufferers to become BEAVER manically depressed and BALL SACK commit DOUGHNUT PUNCHER suicide.
  • There is no JIZZ cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to, "calm" the PISS ARTIST tics often have adverse FUCKING side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CAMEL JOCKEY perodol" which caused my entire CRAPMUNCHER body to go MARCH OF FLAMES numb and AAAAAAAAA! basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK it is without the MICK drug.

I am an active member of a EPIDIDYMIS tourette syndrome PISS ARTIST association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SNUFF PORN the POMMIE public view of Tourettes as a "[Insert silly non-swear here] swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is POLAK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am I'LL RAPE YOU sorry for BOOBS "hi-jacking" your JACKASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like RAGHEAD this that really PRICK annoys me. I am working towards a NEGRO better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKWIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITSKIN, and making fun of a TITS & DICKS horrible disorder is (not) CUNT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCK time.

Best FLYING FUCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIVER CRABS SUCK reply

As GRASS MUD HORSE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are I LIKE BUSH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill NORTH KOREA Westerners show is not an PRINCE PHILIP effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIVER CRABS SUCK degenerate capitalist culture in those BELGIUM countries. When showing LHASA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust VOTE in countries RIGHT WING leadership, those problems does not DALAI LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a WIKIPEDIA byproduct of your OPINION capitalist society I LIKE BUSH.

Li Chiang “INDIA HAS NUKES” Wen

P.S. CONDOMS Regards to Andrew FUCKSTAIN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CONDOMS reply

Mr. janitor

The DOG SHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKING A punch him if you HI, BILLY MAYS HERE want to.

As a CONDOMS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this RHODESIA article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE HAS AIDS remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with CONDOMS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CHOAD saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my SHITE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How TWAT to SHITBALLS cure FUCK YOU the IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! Tourette's TIMBER NIGGER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CONDOMS for BUTTFUCKER Tourette's CUNT Syndrome FUCKTARD is INBRED following HITLER these CUNT rules ROSIE O'DONNELL in HELL order:

  • 1: Avoid FRITZ immature BULLSHIT little FAG kids,
  • 2: Count to TAMPON IN MY ASS within FUCKER 10 FUCKFACEseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your DICKHEAD FUCK OFF CHIGGER nor DAMN IT talk,
  • 4: Tell BULLCRAP yourself you DAMN don't FLAMING ASS BADGER have MOLDY TITS this SOD OFF disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WITH NASTY BEAVER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SCROTUM FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

POLESMOKER PRICK VENEREAL DISEASE AY-AY-AY REDNECK DICK DUMBASS FUCKING SHITHEAD ASSHOLE

DICKFACE CUNT JACKASS SHIT SHIT TURD PISS ARTIST BASTARD CUNT DUMBASS PRICK SHITE NIGGER FUCK YOU FEMADOM FUCKHEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DOUCHING ORGASM SHITE CROTCH BONER HOMO DICK TITS BITCH PISS OFF SEX WIENER DICKFACE BITCH CC PLZ BUTTFUCKER CRAPFUCKER SHITCOCK PISS OFF COCKSMOKER MICK DUNE COON HELLFIRE FAGGOT ABO JACKASS HELL DIPSHIT CRAPFUCKER BUKKAKE NEOPETS YOU WANKER PISS PIECE OF SHIT GOD DAMMIT FUCKFACE JENKEM SLOPE RAT'S ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TITTIES SON OF A BITCH JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST KIKE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CUNT ARSE SHITTY JESSE McCARTNEY SHITFUCKER BUGGER GARBAGE DAY! BITCH SHITSLINGING KAFFIR FUCKING A BUTTFUCKER ASS TRANNY FLYING FUCK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCKTARD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKER BITCH JIZZ I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS HELLFUCKER ASS TITS DICKHEAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHAKOPEE SHIT WIGGER DICKHEAD ARSE KIKE SHAKOPEE VAGINA CHRISTHUMPER MOTHERFUCKER REDSKIN MOZILLA FIREFOX CROTCH ASSWIPE FROG'S FAT ASS PORCH MONKEY TAFFY FUCKTARD BIGNOSE RAT'S COCK PUSSYLICKER FUCK TIT DIRT NEOPETS FUCKSTAIN PENIS ON A BUN FUCKING A SHAKOPEE FUCKING A DUMBASS All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy CHAV CANNED QUOTE YOU WANKER [Insert swear here] FLYING FUCK BATHING SUIT AREA BITCH ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA EXTRA LONG PENIS ANAL TRANNY DELICIOUS CAKE I WILL KILL YOU! DONGSHOVER CAMEL JOCKEY TITS MOTHERFUCKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DOT HEAD FUCKHEAD NECROPHILIA BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HONEY, I DELETED THE MAIN PAGE COCK LET'S SHIT SUITCASE PENIS SHITFACE DICKFACE HELL BASTARD JERK OFF FUCK CHIGGER GO HOME AND DIE CHOAD BASTARD POLAK FRIG PIECE OF SHIT EPIDIDYMIS ASSHAT FUCKWIT MOLDY TITS PASTURE POLACK CHRISTHUMPER SHITHEAD NIGNOG VAGINA CRAP ON A STICK DIPSHIT HELL GREASER RAPE PEEPEE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT COCK BITCH HORSE SHIT TWAT PASTURE SCROTUM EAT MY SHIT! ASSHOLE FELCHING ASS LICKER PENISBIRD MAMA MIA WALRUS SHIT LAKE TITICACA DOODIE HEAD GOD DAMMIT DICKWAD ASSWIPE FUCKHEAD COCKSHITTER DAMNATION ASSHAT SHITFACE BASTARD PENISBIRD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TONY LA RUSSA MARGARET THATCHER DAGO D'OH FUCKING A LENS CRAFTERS RAT'S ASS BUKKAKE CHOAD PENIS ON A BUN COMMUNION WAFER FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCK BEANER PISS OFF MY ASS SCROTUM SHITSLINGING ASSWIPE YUKKY DOODY ASS BITCH DIRTY SANCHEZ JOHN SMILEY FACE BALLS FROG'S FAT ASS RAGHEAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TOTAL RAT'S COCK CUNT CUNT FELLATIO SHIT WANK CHUFF VAGINA 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BITCH DONKEY DICK DIPSHIT DICK INBRED DEVELOPERS! DIPSHIT CUNTYMINTS KAFFIR EPIDIDYMIS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BITCH WANK HELL FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS BLUMPKIN VAGINA ARSE I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE FUCKHEAD KNOBJOCKEY GOD DAMMIT FUCKHEAD PENISBIRD LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DOUCHING FELCHING POTTYMOUTH DICK ASS CLEMEN CUNTBUCKET BUTTFUCKER GANGBANG LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! YOGHURT CANNON PORCH MONKEY BUGGER suck my mothers TWISTY VAGINA FLYING FUCK FAG BULLSHIT INBRED SUGARTITS REDSKIN FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BITCH FUCKHEAD PASTURE ASS RAPE ASSHAT FUCK OFF ASSFACE CUNT SAMUEL L. JACKSON COON WALRUS SHIT TITS WANK BELLEND BITCH GENITALIA HORSE SHIT PRICK TAFFY KAFFIR DAMN TITTYWANK ASSHAT FUCKHEAD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DICKHEAD SOD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BASTARD SHITCOCK COMMUNION WAFER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHUT UP, MEG! FRITZ BALLS DONKEY DICK NORTH KOREA I'LL RAPE YOU NIGGER FUCK NUGGET BASTARD FUCKTARD JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST JERK OFF YID DAGO FAG PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE DILDO [EXPLETIVE] AMERICA ONLINE SHIT PASTURE FUCKHEAD RANDY TRAVIS FELLATIO NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES KIKE DOUCHEBAG HELLFUCKER QUEEF PRICK GIVING HEAD SLOPE COCKSUCKER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! MACACA OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! FIST FUCK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! PICKANINNY ASS LET'S SHIT DICKFACE JUNGLE BUNNY HELL FUCKSTAIN ORGASM ASSHAT GARBAGE DAY! LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BUTT-HEAD FUCK GOD DAMN COCK FROG'S FAT ASS PISS HELL CRAPMUNCHER MOTHERFUCKER KIKE CUNT ASSFACE HO CUNT DOG FUCKER SLOPE RAGHEAD ASS CLUSTER FUCK DOUCHE NAZI JACKASS SHIT FLYING FUCK DILDO RECTUM RAIDER ASSWIPE ASSFACE NIGGER GOD DAMN ANAL FELCHING CRACKER CUNT ASSHAT BUTTFUCKER PRICK TITWANK BUTTFUCKER FUCKWIT TITMOUSE LET'S SHIT GOD DAMMIT DICKFACE I RAPE WALRUSES! TOSSER TAFFY DAMN IT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BONER SHAKOPEE SHITFUCKER RUSKIE CAMEL FUCKER BITCH TAMPON IN MY ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS NIGGER FUCK OFF DOUCHING JACKASS SHIT SCUMBUCKET BORDER HOPPER EUROIPODS MOLDY TITS JACKASS SHIT PASTURE ANUSCAKE MALARKY WIENER YOU WANKER TWISTY VAGINA YOGHURT CANNON CUM ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PISS OFF DICK IN A BOX CHOAD KISSER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WIENER CUNT WANK DOUCHETITS SHITE FUCK BASTARD CHENEY HELL RICK MORANIS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS COCKSUCKER PASTURE DICK CHICKEN RAT'S COCK JAP BOOBS PIG MONKEY SHIT WINDOWS VISTA DAMN COCKSUCKER CLEMEN PEDOPHILIA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BUKKAKE lowercase CLEMEN SHITPISSER TITS FUCK YOU CUM DIPSHIT FUCKING BITCH BUTTFUCKER INJUN BOB SAGET BOOBS GANGBANG SHITHEAD DAMN SAND NIGGER WEHATEMARIO FUCKBAG WALRUS SHIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS MAMA MIA JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST JOHN SMILEY FACE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS GANGBANG FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CUNTRAG CUNT CUNT MONKEY SHIT CHICKEN SHIT FIST FUCK RANDY TRAVIS BITCH NIGGER BULLSHIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE TITWANK SCROTUM FLYING FUCK JERK OFF DOUCHE GOD DAMN JAP MARGARET THATCHER ASSHOLE TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DAMN JOHN SMILEY FACE SHITE PENIS FUCK YOU TWO-INCH PENIS RECTUM RAIDER TITMOUSE HELLFIRE SOD OFF ASSRAPING TURD CHOAD KISSER COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink LIKE FATHER LIKE SON TURD FLAMEVIPER FUCK OFF JIZZ BUKKAKE CHUFF FIST FUCK CUNT FUCK YOU CHOAD FUCK PASTURE TITS FUCK SEMEN SHITHEAD CRAPFUCKER FUCK DICK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DILDO CANNED QUOTE DICKFACE BASTARD FUCK NUGGET PASTURE INCEST FUCK SHITHEAD BIRD SHIT PORCH MONKEY SUCK MY COCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! COCK SUGARTITS RAPE PEARL NECKLACE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE MILF PRICK ASS DOUCHING DIPSHIT FIRECROTCH RAT'S COCK WETBACK INCEST DICKFACE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! POOPY WETBACK WOODPECKERSHIT INBRED YID JIZZ SHITFUCKER ARSE CROTCH BUKKAKE ASSWIPE SHIT BALL SACK CONAN O'BRIAN CUNTSWILLING YOUR MOM SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM KRAUT BLUE PENIS! WANK DICKFACE FUCK NUGGET ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA COON HELL CAMEL JOCKEY TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BIRD SHIT FUCKFACE SEMEN COCKSMOKER MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER FRIG Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS and with the BITCH and his KNOBJOCKEY of girraffes in which CHIGGER while reading about PISS OFF!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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