Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or LIMEY neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITFUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKING, sudden MOTHERFUCKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CUNT or HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FROG'S FAT ASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CC PLZ by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BASTARD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat COCK VAGINA words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKTARD utterFUCKance of socially DICK objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BRUSH MA TEETH television programs to address TURD Tourette's syndrome.

PEARL NECKLACE Tourette's is SHITSKIN not to be CHINK confused with GOD DAMN Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITTY chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves POMMIE random PISS ARTIST disorientation, culturally-FRED PHELPS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PISS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DAMN language, TRANNY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FLYING RAT'S ASS HONKY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ARSE souvenir shoppes and massive MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE quantities DAMN of ANAL DIABETES SHITBALLS garbage.

Darnit.

A PUSSYLICKER Polite Note to the CAPTAIN CRUNCH Author:

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The WANKSPLAT Tourette's CHENEY Research Institute was SEX founded to BUTTFUCKER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DYKE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ASSRAMMER article DIRTY SANCHEZ funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CUNT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITBALLS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BITCH.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about MONKEY SHIT Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of INCEST Tourrette's sufferers WIGGER swear. You can CARPET MUNCHER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FIRECROTCH TV, for always focusing on the AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI bad side of a terrible CRAPMUNCHER thing.
  • The main PISS ARTIST symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are WALRUS SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DOUCHETITS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DICKLICK knee REDNECK NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is WOODPECKERSHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SEX cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK school for SPANK THE MONKEY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SCROTUM sufferers to become ASS manically depressed and TITTYWANK commit FUCKING JUMP! suicide.
  • There is no DIPSHIT cure, and the FAG drugs that are available to, "calm" the WALRUS SHIT tics often have adverse SHITTY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSCRACK perodol" which caused my entire FUCKFACE body to go TUBA numb and COCK basically made it NIGGA! worse than STEVE BALLMER it is without the FLYING RAT'S ASS drug.

I am an active member of a CUNT tourette syndrome DICK TITS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GO HOME AND DIE the WANK public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKSTAIN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am QUEEF sorry for NIHILISM "hi-jacking" your COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like NIGGER this that really FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE annoys me. I am working towards a SPIC better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this RAT'S ASS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SLOPE, and making fun of a BITCH horrible disorder is (not) DAMMIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DONKEY DICK time.

Best CUNT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DICKHEAD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MINORITIES reply

As HUMAN RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MONGOLIANS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIANENMEN SQUARE Westerners show is not an DALAI LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIGHT WING degenerate capitalist culture in those CAPITALISM countries. When showing ELECTION right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHT WING in countries BUDDHISM leadership, those problems does not POISON IN TOOTHPASTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a COMMUNISM IS STUPID byproduct of your AMERICA'S GREAT! capitalist society I LIKE BUSH.

Li Chiang “POISON IN BABY FORMULA” Wen

P.S. FLYING FUCK Regards to Andrew SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

Mr. janitor

The TITMOUSE bastard who wrote this article. You can CONAN O'BRIAN punch him if you MALL SANTA want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter SALISBURY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this KU KLUX KLAN article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass RHODESIA put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASS saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How MICK to HOLY DUMB FUCK cure BRITNEY the COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT Tourette's CROTCH Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKSTAIN for MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's PUSSY Syndrome SON OF A BITCH is FAGGOT following NIGNOG these SHITTY rules ASSHOLE in TWAT order:

  • 1: Avoid SHITE immature BUTTFUCKER little SHITFACE kids,
  • 2: Count to LENS CRAFTERS within CARPET MUNCHER 10 GRAPE PENISseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your NIGGER BENCH PRESS WANKER nor BATHING SUIT AREA talk,
  • 4: Tell PENIS yourself you SHIT OUT OF MY DICK don't GENITALIA have OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! this TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK I'LL RAPE YOU WITH NASTY SCUMBAG DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS SHITSLINGING BLUMPKIN FUCK FUCKWIT FLYING RAT'S ASS NIGGER CONDOMS CRAP BONER

EMO WANK RAT'S COCK FUCKTARD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH WHORE MILF CUNTSWILLING HORSE PENIS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BASTARD SPUNK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CRAP ON A STICK PORCH MONKEY NI CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKER {{USERNAME}} TWAT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! INVISIBLE! GOD DAMMIT PEARL NECKLACE SHITCOCK RAT'S ASS BOOBS SHITPISSER BELGIUM MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITFACE GOBSHITE FUCK INJUN FUCK FUCKHEAD MICK INBRED PENIS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITTY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI RAT'S COCK WANKER NEGRO DICKHEAD HUEY P. NEWTON WANKER JIZZ GO COUNT YOUR DICK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCK TURD CRAPMUNCHER COON SEX FUCKTARD ARSEBADGERS GOD DAMMIT CUNT BALL SACK CUNNILINGUS BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMMIT ASSHOLE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS TURD BUGFUCK DONKEY PUNCHER TITS & DICKS CROTCH DICKFACE COCK SHITHEAD CRAPMUNCHER URINE-GARGLING ASSHAT COON BUGGER OFF SHITHEAD PISS FUDGEPACKER FLYING FUCK A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! DAMMIT JUNGLE BUNNY HELL MASTURBATION JIZZ FENCE JUMPER BASTARD YID SHITE DAMN LIMEY DAMN IT GOBSHITE HONKY GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCK OFF BOOBIES BUGGER PRICK HORSE SHIT CUNT PISS WANK KIKE GARBAGE DAY! PUSSY ASSHOLE ARSE CUM WANK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SHITFUCKER CHOAD PRICK BLUMPKIN SHITSLINGING SHUT UP, MEG! {{USERNAME}} FUCK JACKASS YOU WANKER CLEMEN CLEVELAND STEAMER CUNT BUGGER COMMUNIST DILDO HEIL HITLER! DUNE COON NIPPLES CLIT BUNG-HOLE DONGSHOVER BASTARD ROSIE O'DONNELL LIMEY GRINGO CUNTSWILLING COCKSUCKER SHIT MASTICATION FOR THE NATION DAMN IT DICK BASKETBALL PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CHENEY FLYING FUCK CLEMEN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITFACE CRAP ON A STICK DOUCHE NAZI HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DOUCHE NAZI CLUSTER FUCK RAPE CLEVELAND STEAMER FLYING FUCK SHIT ASSFACE FELLATIO RAPE CHING CHONG CHINK DICKLICK DOG FUCKER GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS BUGFUCK ORGASM TOWELHEAD PUNANI SMEG JERRY DUNE COON BUGGER WIGGER GIVING HEAD ASS RAT'S ASS DONKEY PUNCHER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! JERRY BUGGER OFF PISS ARTIST CHUFF ASSRAPING SEMEN DILDO CLIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! GIVING HEAD PENIS INJUN BASTARD JAP WOP DAMMIT DICKHEAD DAMN YOU WANKER JACKASS CUNT BUKKAKE MONKEY BALLS FLYING FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT ARSE [EXPLETIVE] BASTARD NAZI COON BELLEND ASS FUCKER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SHITE CHIGGER CC PLZ TIT SPRINKLES DICKFACE ASSHAT ASS BELLEND GOBSHITE DICKFACE GOD DAMN NECROPHILIA CLUSTER FUCK GO HOME AND DIE JERK OFF FUCKING CAMEL FUCKER SHITFACE DYKE ASS FRAK NAZI PRICK CHRISTHUMPER MOTHERFUCKER CLUSTER FUCK DONKEY DICK BULLSHIT BITCH FUCKING BOB SAGET SHITSLINGING HEIL HITLER! FUCK YOU MAMA MIA TOTAL CHENEY MASTURBATION MOZILLA FIREFOX ASS POTTYMOUTH SHITSLINGING 30 CASES OF PICKLES FAGGOT FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS JIZZ [expletive deleted] FLYING FUCK COON BUKKAKE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BASKETBALL CROTCH FU SPANG DAMN FUCKWIT SMEG DICKFACE GOD DAMN COCK GRINGO POMMIE I'LL RAPE YOU PEDOPHILIA DIRTY SANCHEZ JIZZ HUEY P. NEWTON SHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKSTAIN DAMN ASSHOLE LIMEY BASKETBALL I RAPE WALRUSES! CUNTYMINTS ARSE SHUT UP, MEG! JUSTIN BIEBER PENISPENISPENIS!!! SHIT BRITNEY WANKER COCK SON OF A BITCH SNUFF PORN SPIC MOTHERFUCKER RANDY TRAVIS DICKFACE RAT'S ASS 30 CASES OF PICKLES CHRISTHUMPER BOB SAGET BELLEND ASS ORGASM FUCKING A FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BULLSHIT MICK DIRTY SANCHEZ JIGGABOO PUSSYLICKER SCROTUM NIGGER TITS SHITBALLS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS JIGGABOO JIGGABOO SCROTUM BULLCRAP BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DONALD RUMSFELD ASS TWISTY VAGINA DILDO HONKY SHITCOCK DAGO BITCH GREASER DICKFACE PISS GOBSHITE FAG SPANK THE MONKEY JIZZ HELL SHITFUCKER LET'S SHIT FUCK BOOBS FUCKING BUTTFUCKER AMERICA ONLINE BELLEND CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE POTTYMOUTH TOSSER DOUCHING FUCK MOTHERFUCKER RUSKIE BALLS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SHITTY KRAUT SAND NIGGER SCROTUM MOTHERFUCKER ASSFACE TITS FUCKING SHUT UP, MEG! ASS DAMN JESSE McCARTNEY CROTCH NECROPHILIA BATMAN & ROBIN SPIC FELCHING PAKI TITWANK ASSHAT [Insert swear here] RAT'S COCK COCK PUSSY VAGINA JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST NAZI WANK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CHOAD KISSER BELGIUM SPIC TOSSER SHITSLINGING PISS ARTIST HELL DICKHEAD JAP FROG'S FAT ASS SEX PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! SHITBALLS CHICKEN SHIT FRAK PIECE OF SHIT SHITHEAD FOUR-EYES AUTOFELLATIO DIPSHIT JOHNNY DAMN HUEY P. NEWTON CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CHICKEN FRIES BUTT PIRATE DOUCHE BEANER FUCKHEAD CONAN O'BRIAN SHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITPISSER DICKLICK ASSCRACK JIZZ CHICKEN FRIES SHITE suck my mothers MASTURBATION URINE-GARGLING CONAN O'BRIAN PISSHOLE KIKE FUCKTARD GOD DAMMIT CARPET MUNCHER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCK CUNT FLYING RAT'S ASS BITCH FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK EPIDIDYMIS DICKFACE RECTUM RAIDER ALEX TREBEK GREASER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST GREASER ARSEBADGERS BUTT PIRATE DICKFACE BUGGER OFF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WOP ASS MONKEY BALLS DAMN PISS ARTIST MOZILLA FIREFOX KAFFIR FUCK TWAT CHIGGER DEVELOPERS! PIG TITWANK DICK BITCH POLACK FAGGOT PENIS HELLFUCKER DAMN FUCK ASSHAT SEX HENTAI FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ PENIS ON A BUN NIPPLES MOTHERFUCKER JOHN SMILEY FACE SUITCASE PENIS DAMMIT SEX FUCKER BASTARD BITCH BASTARD ANUSCAKE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BOOBIES PISS OFF SMEG SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS POLESMOKER TITTYWANK CLUSTER FUCK PEARL NECKLACE CHENEY SHIT GOD DAMMIT CUNT DIPSHIT COCKSUCKER SHITE POMMIE CHENEY RAT'S ASS SHITBALLS MAMA MIA BITCH FELCHING suck my mothers DUMBASS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP WANK CROTCH FLYING RAT'S ASS COCK PAKI SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE ASSCRACK COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CUNTBUCKET PISS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JIZZ SOD OFF BALLS MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKWIT PISS ASS SHITE HORSE PENIS BELGIUM WINDOWS VISTA GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASS VENEREAL DISEASE SEMEN MONKEY SHIT BULLSHIT HONKY COCKING FUCKBOROUGH COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK DAMN PUSSY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT COLGATE WINDOWS VISTA BIRD SHIT PISS ARTIST PUSSY FUCKTARD FUCK TAMPONS BASTARD BUTT PIRATE SOD DOUGHNUT PUNCHER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BIG FOOT JIGGABOO HOLY DUMB FUCK ASS HELL PEEPEE CUNTRAG PISS PISS COCKGOBLIN KNOBJOCKEY FUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? ASSHOLE SHITFACE JACKASS SHIT FLYING FUCK NIGGER SEMEN MOTHERFUCKER DIPSHIT BALL SACK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BLOWJOB WIENER FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMMIT CAMEL FUCKER GOD BLESS AMERICA CUNT CUNT BUTTFUCKER FUCKSTAIN ARSE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS PISSHOLE DICK TITS LIMEY JUSTIN BIEBER ORGASM MARY WHITEHOUSE SOD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASSWIPE and with the PEDOPHILIA and his FUCKWIT of girraffes in which ASSFACE while reading about SHITFUCKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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