Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASSWIPE neurochemical FUCK disorder TAMPON IN MY ASS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TITS, sudden PISS ARTIST m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DIPSHIT or CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly HELL in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DUMBASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DIPSHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SCUMBUCKET words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JERRY FUCKTARD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BUKKAKE utterFUCKance of socially FROG'S FAT ASS objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SUGARTITS television programs to address FUCKSTAIN Tourette's syndrome.

SHITE Tourette's is PICKANINNY not to be AY-AY-AY confused with NECROPHILIA Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ASSHAT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASSHAT random RICK MORANIS disorientation, culturally-CLEMEN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JUNGLE BUNNY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local YOU SUCK BALLS language, WANKSPLAT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITHEAD SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky POOPOO souvenir shoppes and massive JACKASS quantities ALEX TREBEK of ANAL DIABETES SON OF A BITCH garbage.

Darnit.

A LOLCAT Polite Note to the PISS Author:

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The BUGGER Tourette's PENIS Research Institute was BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA founded to BITCH.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS article CONAN O'BRIAN funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and YOUR MOM I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance YUKKY DOODY.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about JESSE McCARTNEY Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of TURD Tourrette's sufferers BOOBIES swear. You can DONKEY PUNCHER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CUNT CRAPPER TV, for always focusing on the BELGIUM bad side of a terrible RAT'S COCK thing.
  • The main DOG SHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKING A involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'POLESMOKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small YOGHURT CANNON knee CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is CUNT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GRINGO cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FEMADOM school for DELICIOUS CAKE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BLUMPKIN sufferers to become RONNIE CORBETT manically depressed and SCROTUM commit CHICKEN FRIES suicide.
  • There is no DAMN cure, and the I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL drugs that are available to, "calm" the DUMBASS tics often have adverse DILDO side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna LAKE TITICACA perodol" which caused my entire ASSWIPE body to go ASS numb and VAGINA basically made it NIGGA! worse than KRAUT it is without the SEX drug.

I am an active member of a ASSHAT tourette syndrome JACKASS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating [EXPLETIVE] the HELLFUCKER public view of Tourettes as a "SEMEN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DAMN IT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am INCEST sorry for DILDO "hi-jacking" your AUTOFELLATIO entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BULLSHIT this that really GOBSHITE annoys me. I am working towards a CROTCH better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this GOBSHITE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HELL, and making fun of a COCKSHITTER horrible disorder is (not) SUGARTITS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your JERK OFF time.

Best SHITFACE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese 1984 reply

As AMERICA'S GREAT! Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are HUMAN RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill OPINION Westerners show is not an KENNY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PRINCE PHILIP degenerate capitalist culture in those AMERICA'S GREAT! countries. When showing VOTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MINORITIES in countries MONASTERIES leadership, those problems does not BUDDHIST MONK occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PANCHEN LAMA byproduct of your TIBET capitalist society SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY.

Li Chiang “CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST” Wen

P.S. [expletive deleted] Regards to Andrew HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

Mr. janitor

The MOLDY TITS bastard who wrote this article. You can WINDOWS VISTA punch him if you SOD want to.

As a RHODESIA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with CECIL JOHN RHODES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITTY saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my KNOBJOCKEY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How YOU WANKER to GENITALIA cure FUCKBAG the SHITHEAD Tourette's FUCKBAG Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment WANK for GOD DAMN Tourette's FUCKBAG Syndrome WANKER is Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! following CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON these DAMN rules P'KANG in TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! order:

  • 1: Avoid RUSKIE immature ASS little SHIT kids,
  • 2: Count to BUTTFUCKER within CHICKEN SHIT 10 SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCHseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FUCKFACE CHOAD KISSER ORGASM nor FUCK YOU talk,
  • 4: Tell YID yourself you CUNTING ASSCRACK don't ASS have BUGGER OFF this CHIGGER disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BEAVER WITH NASTY WIENER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BOOBIES FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

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ASS BEAVER PISS ARTIST SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TOWELHEAD FUCK CLUSTER FUCK ASSHAT PISS DICKWAD KAFFIR PEARL NECKLACE SEX CUNT LAPPER POLESMOKER RAT'S ASS EARS OF CHRIST JIZZ CLUSTER FUCK THONG TASTER FUCK YOU BOLLOCKS TOWELHEAD CHICKEN SHIT MALARKY EARS OF CHRIST BASTARD ANUSCAKE TOWELHEAD STEVE BALLMER CHING CHONG CHINK FUCK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SEMPRINI SHITTY VAGINA PEARL NECKLACE TAMPONS ASSHAT CUNTRAG TOSSER CLIT FAGGOT HADJI RICK MORANIS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CHAV TITWANK JAP FUCKTARD SOD OFF DICKFACE SHITFACE NAZI BITCH SLOPE WANK BOOBS COCKSUCKER CONDOMS pen0r BULLSHIT JAP POLESMOKER BITCH STRAWBERRY ASS 666 FELLATIO SHITFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD WANK I'LL RAPE YOU MARGARET THATCHER FUCK OFF MONKEY SHIT BULLSHIT CHINK ASSHAT DUMBASS BUTT PIRATE CHRISTHUMPER FUCKTARD TITMOUSE BULLSHIT CUNT TAMPON IN MY ASS PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! 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CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DILDO LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS GOD DAMN SUCK MY COCK PISS OFF FUCKWIT PIG DAMN IT CUNTSWILLING SHITTY ASSHAT BOON JESSE McCARTNEY HENTAI DIPSHIT CLUSTER FUCK FUCK A DUCK ORGASM PISS ASSCRACK ANUSCAKE TWAT FUCKFACE FUCK CHOAD ARSE TAMPON IN MY ASS MOZILLA FIREFOX OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! BASTARD SCROTUM FROG'S FAT ASS DOUCHE NAZI PISS OFF MY ASS YOU SUCK BALLS MICK SHITSLINGING ASS DICK CHINK DYKE BASTARD SHIT HOMO ASS DAMN PUSSY COCK BEANER HEIL HITLER! FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR JAP FUCKER DICK CHICKEN HONEY, I DELETED THE MAIN PAGE RAT'S COCK PIECE OF SHIT HENTAI PISS ARTIST DICK ORGASM HELL LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! MINORITIES BITCH CUNT CUNTRAG SHIT ASS GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! ASSWIPE QUEEF DIRTY SANCHEZ SCROTUM ASSFACE SHITFUCKER FUCKFACE CROTCH DAMN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ASSCRACK SHIT DELICIOUS CAKE POTTYMOUTH NIGNOG HO NIGGER BOYCOTT VIACOM! SHITFACE DAMN RAT'S COCK COON GOD DAMMIT ASSRAPING RUSTY TROMBONE [Insert yet another person's name here] PENIS SLOPE ASSHAT CRAPFUCKER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SLOPE SUCK MY DICK DUMBASS CUNTYMINTS WANKER FELCHING FEWMETS ARSE DIPSHIT CHRISTHUMPER FUCKHEAD DICK CHICKEN SHIT CC PLZ CROTCH O CANADA SON OF A BITCH ASSRAMMER COCKSHITTER RONNIE CORBETT DICK [expletive deleted] BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! JACKASS SHIT WANK FUCK JERK OFF WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BEANER SHITFACE POOPY BOOBIES GO HOME AND DIE PIGFUCKER JACKASS KNOBJOCKEY CLEMEN SEMEN NECROPHILIA PIECE OF SHIT NIPPLES SHIT REDNECK YID BASTARD BANGKOK GOD DAMN FUCKSTAIN DUNE COON GOBSHITE MASTURBATION HAIL SATAN! FROG FROG GINGERBREAD SHITSLINGING FUCKTARD BIRD SHIT JIZZ DONGSHOVER FUCKING ASS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK VAGINA CLUSTER FUCK TACO GYPSY FUCKFACE DOUCHING QUEEF FAGGOT DIPSHIT DONKEY DICK FLYING FUCK DOG SHIT JIZZ WHORE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP I WILL KILL YOU! QUEEF JAP CUNTSWILLING DUMBASS ASSHOLE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! NECROPHILIA DICKFACE BITCH HORSE SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BIGNOSE BITCH ASSCRACK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DIPSHIT BENCH PRESS PISS BORDER HOPPER SHITCOCK MOZILLA FIREFOX I'LL RAPE YOU NIGNOG BIRD SHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK D'OH ASSHOLE KRAUT DAMMIT ORGASM DOUCHEBAG JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CUM ASSFACE DIPSHIT REDNECK CLIT LET'S SHIT ASSFACE FUCK BALL SACK CLUSTER FUCK JAP FLYING FUCK TITWANK GANGBANG TWAT ASSHAT WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! COCK FAG SHITE WANK CUNTSWILLING GOD DAMMIT FROG ASSHAT DUMBASS SHAKOPEE HELL ASS HOSER DOODIE HEAD GOOK MONKEY'S UNCLE MONKEY BALLS FAG WEHATEMARIO COON SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASS FRENCH TICKLER JIGGABOO TWAT GOAT DICK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CLUSTER FUCK FUCK YOU ASSWIPE DAGO SEX FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SUITCASE PENIS CRAPMUNCHER ORGASM DICKHEAD PAKI FROG TWAT BASTARD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SEX SON OF A BITCH POOPOO HELL WANKSPLAT BALL SACK HAIL SATAN! BUNG-HOLE MOTHERFUCKER ASSCRACK CRAPMUNCHER BULLCRAP GRINGO HAIL SATAN! EARS OF CHRIST FUCKHEAD SPIC DICK SUCK A BIG DICK ORGASM FUCK SHIT INBRED BITCH PEARL NECKLACE DYKE RAT'S ASS DAMNATION DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! GANGBANG COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT JOHN ELWAY FUCK DICKFACE MONKEY'S UNCLE SHITHEAD TIT SPRINKLES HELL BUTT PIRATE FUCKBAG JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SHITE TUBA VAGINA CHAV SHIT ASS I WILL END YOU! FUCKER ASS FASCIST BULLSHIT BITCH CAMEL JOCKEY CRAPMUNCHER SHITSLINGING CLEMEN PISS ARTIST FUCK YOU COCKSHITTER DUMBASS DAMN PISS OFF MY ASS HENTAI MICK ARSE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK POMMIE FELCHING FAGGOT ORGASM TWAT DOT HEAD PAKI ANAL DIABETES LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! MONKEY SHIT COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITHEAD WHITE PEOPLE CRAPMUNCHER PISSHOLE NAZI RAT'S COCK WANK ANAL JERK OFF SOD BASTARD CUNT CRAPPER FRENCH TICKLER FUCKWIT CHOAD KISSER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCKHEAD FROG SHIT FUCKSTAIN TWO-INCH PENIS BUGFUCK DAMN IT CLUSTER FUCK ASSFACE SHIT FAG FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PIECE OF SHIT ORGASM DEVELOPERS! CHICKEN SHIT BIGNOSE BLUMPKIN WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKING GOBSHITE SHITE YOU WANKER DILDO ASSFACE BLOWJOB FLYING FUCK SCUMBAG SLOPE OH SHI– TITWANK FROG BELGIUM FENCE JUMPER LET'S SHIT MOTHERFUCKER POLAK HELL SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKER COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK WHITE PEOPLE INBRED HEIL HITLER! CUNT JOHN SMILEY FACE YID FUCK YOU DAMMIT HELL MARGARET THATCHER 30 CASES OF PICKLES BOOBIES ASSFACE MOTHERFUCKER ASSCRACK INBRED FUCK YOU SHITFUCKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA GOD DAMMIT FUCKBAG CLUSTER FUCK GOATSE NICARAGUA BULLSHIT BITCH Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PENIS ON A BUN and with the JACKASS and his FUCKHEAD of girraffes in which BATHING SUIT AREA while reading about DAMN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See REBECCA BLACK also

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