Tourette's Syndrome
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Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CUNTING ASSCRACK neurochemical FUCK disorder HI, BILLY MAYS HERE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CUNT, sudden ANAL DIABETES m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements I WILL KILL YOU! or CAPTAIN CRUNCH vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DICK TITS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BALL SACK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASSCRACK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BITCH words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITE SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DARTH VADER utterFUCKance of socially WOP objectionable words).
CUNTRAG Tourette's is DUMBASS not to be RECTUM RAIDER confused with SHITFUCKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ASSHAT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI random SPUNK disorientation, culturally-PIGFUCKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BALLS language, BITCH and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TWO-INCH PENIS CLEVELAND STEAMER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S souvenir shoppes and massive MOTHERFUCKER quantities JACK OFF of ANAL DIABETES FUCKING A garbage.
Darnit.
edit A PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Polite Note to the WANK Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! article SHITSLINGING funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and O CANADA I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUNTING ASSCRACK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FIST FUCK.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCK Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of RAPE Tourrette's sufferers PIGFUCKER swear. You can SHITE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DAMN IT TV, for always focusing on the BANGKOK bad side of a terrible SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM thing.
- The main WIGGER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITFUCKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKING' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small EUROIPODS knee PENIS NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is ALEX TREBEK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at KRAUT school for CLUSTER FUCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SON OF A BITCH sufferers to become TITTYWANK manically depressed and CUNT commit FLYING RAT'S ASS suicide.
- There is no GRINGO cure, and the SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the I AM CORNHOLIO! tics often have adverse CLUSTER FUCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE perodol" which caused my entire TWISTY VAGINA body to go BASTARD numb and MOTHERFUCKER basically made it NIGGA! worse than HELL it is without the JACK ABRAMOFF drug.
I am an active member of a DOUCHEBAG tourette syndrome FLYING FUCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SEX the SHITFUCKER public view of Tourettes as a "GRINGO swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? much much (hand spasms) more...
I am CUNT sorry for BUGFUCK "hi-jacking" your PISS ARTIST entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like KRAUT this that really PEDOPHILIA annoys me. I am working towards a FELCHING better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITSKIN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ASSFACE, and making fun of a DICKFACE horrible disorder is (not) WANK funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CHICKEN FRIES time.
Best HORSE PENIS regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “PISS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
edit ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
edit A mainland Chinese MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! reply
As STUDENT MOVEMENT Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are COMMUNISM IS STUPID not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN BABY FORMULA Westerners show is not an CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT RIOTS degenerate capitalist culture in those LHASA countries. When showing POISON IN TOOTHPASTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT PROTESTS in countries PANCHEN LAMA leadership, those problems does not UIGURS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CAPITALISM byproduct of your DIMETHYL GLYCOL capitalist society AMERICA'S GREAT!.
Li Chiang “TAIWAN” Wen
P.S. DAGO Regards to Andrew GIVING HEAD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
edit A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply
As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not KU KLUX KLAN white?
Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
edit FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
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AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
edit Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WANK saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my WIENER intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!
edit Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
edit Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
edit How VAGINA to DAMN IT cure NIGNOG the FUCK OFF Tourette's ARSE Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment DAMMIT for SHITTY Tourette's HELL Syndrome SCUMBAG is FRIG following BULLSHIT these DAMN rules ASSBANDIT in DAMN order:
- 1: Avoid DAMN immature JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS little COON kids,
- 2: Count to TENTACLE RAPE within BUTTFUCKER 10 HOSERseconds,
- 3: Do not open your SHITPISSER KRAUT EMO nor BELLEND talk,
- 4: Tell SHIT yourself you DAMN don't HONKY have BASTARD this GREASER disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK MONKEY SHIT WITH NASTY PISS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUNT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
BRITNEY GO HOME AND DIE DAMN ASSWIPE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST AUTOFELLATIO MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE" rel="nofollow">edit BLUMPKIN GANGBANG O CANADA GO HOME AND DIE DAMN ASSWIPE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST AUTOFELLATIO MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE
FUCK ARSE CAMEL FUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WIENER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON BUTTFUCKER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER YOGHURT CANNON CLUSTER FUCK BIRD SHIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CRAPFUCKER HEIL HITLER! VAGINA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CLEMEN POOPY STEVE BALLMER DOUCHING SHIT WANK FUCKSTAIN WIKIPEDIA BUGFUCK GO HOME AND DIE PECKERHEAD GENITALIA PAKI LOLCAT JENKEM HOLY DUMB FUCK SPIC GENITALIA TOURETTE'S SYNDROME SHITCOCK FAG BONER BOOBS WOMEN'S RIGHTS CRAPFUCKER CUNTYMINTS JACK ABRAMOFF GOD BLESS AMERICA DOUCHING FUCKHEAD BULLSHIT DICK FUCK OFF HEIL HITLER! CHICKEN SHIT FUCK CUNT BIG FOOT HO FUCKER HELL RAT'S ASS SOD ASS FUCKING A FUCKFUCKFUCK SEX DICKHEAD DAGO SUCK MY DICK BIRD SHIT KNOBJOCKEY DONKEY DICK PEEPEE TOWELHEAD SHITCOCK CUM HELLFIRE MACACA CHOAD GOD DAMMIT PENISPENISPENIS!!! LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD HELLFIRE BITCH DAMMIT JOHNNY SHIT SAGGY TITS FUCKER COLGATE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNNILINGUS WANK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BALLS DICKFACE FUCKTARD BITCH BUNG-HOLE ASSWIPE FUCK AUTOFELLATIO I RAPE WALRUSES! HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DOG SHIT INCEST HELLFUCKER EPIDIDYMIS FLYING FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS ASSHOLE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WIENER FRENCH TICKLER NIGGER BLUE PENIS! CARPET MUNCHER RAT'S ASS NIGGER TITS PISS ARTIST FUCKHEAD BITCH DICK SPANK THE MONKEY TOTAL DUMBASS FUCK A DUCK ORGASM SHITSLINGING ASSHOLE CLIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES TACO DUMBASS FRITZ JACK OFF PRICK GOD DAMMIT FUCKHEAD FELCHING DOODIE HEAD CLUSTER FUCK VAGINA DOUCHEBAG SEMEN ARSE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA NECROPHILIA JIZZ SUGARTITS WARNER MUSIC GROUP ASS CLIT CUNT LAPPER YOU WANKER GRINGO AAAAAAAAA! ASS CUNT TWAT BULLSHIT JOHNNY ANAL DIABETES FUCKWIT DAMMIT ASSHOLE DAMN FRITZ FUCKHEAD CRAPPY DAMN NIPPLES WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCK TRANNY CRAP ON A STICK JOHN SMILEY FACE SHITFUCKER DICK TITS SHITCUNTING JAP REBECCA BLACK ARSE GOOK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKING WANKSPLAT TITTIES WANK WHORE SHIT DICKFACE LENS CRAFTERS SNUFF PORN [EXPLETIVE] CHOAD DOUCHE DONKEY DICK BOOBS OH SHI– DICKHEAD CUNTYMINTS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP GOD DAMN DONGSHOVER WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! FUCKING FUCKFUCKER GOD DAMN WIGGER CHING CHONG CHINK SAMUEL L. JACKSON MILF JACKASS ASSCRACK RAT'S COCK SHITFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCKSTAIN ASS JERK OFF NIGGER TITS FUCK OFF FELLATIO TUBA BASTARD FUCKER EPIDIDYMIS ASSFACE AUTOFELLATIO SPUNK PEARL NECKLACE DICKLICK DUNE COON HELL ASSCRACK [Insert stupid word you just made up here] PRICK MOTHERFUCKER TITTYWANK FUCK OFF PISS OFF DIPSHIT BEAVER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PIECE OF SHIT LGBT RIGHTS FUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FAGGOT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCK NUGGET PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DOT HEAD NEGRO CLEMEN POMMIE FUCKING A CHINK FUCKER BUTT PIRATE LGBT RIGHTS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCKSTAIN SCUMBAG POOPY DOT HEAD SEMEN All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy BIGNOSE SHIT FUDGEPACKER FLYING RAT'S ASS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BALL SACK CUNTRAG RONNIE CORBETT JAP CLEVELAND STEAMER DAMNATION BLOWJOB NAZI TITS & DICKS DOUCHE NAZI BUGFUCK FUCK DICKLICK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CUNNILINGUS JUMPING JESUS!!! DOUCHEBAG ASSCRACK DAMN WETBACK ASSFACE FRENCH TICKLER DAGO BOOBS WHORE FUCKHEAD INBRED KIKE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHIT DARTH VADER NIGGER SPUNK JIZZ POLAK ASSCRACK HELL JACKASS SHIT RAT'S COCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SEX ASSWIPE CHUFF SEX FLAMING ASS BADGER TWAT DUMBASS COON FUCKWIT RECTUM RAIDER ASSBANDIT BENCH PRESS EAT MY SHIT! NIGGER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CLEMEN POTTYMOUTH SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GIVING HEAD FAGGOT GOD DAMN JERK OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS GANGBANG BEAVER SEX CAMEL JOCKEY HOLY DUMB FUCK ARSE REDSKIN FUCKWIT D'OH GOD DAMMIT SLOPE FUCKSTAIN JACKASS BASTARD LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ANAL DIABETES HELL GOD DAMMIT MILF FELCHING WANK PUSSY NEGRO DICKLICK GOD DAMN JAP GOD DAMMIT SMEG BUGGER OFF BALLS WIGGER DAMN DICK CHICKEN SPANK THE MONKEY JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS HO FLAMING ASS BADGER ASS DOG SHIT BASTARD OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! BUKKAKE CUM SEMEN BOOBS DAMN HO GO HOME AND DIE AUTOFELLATIO VENEREAL DISEASE NAZI SHITTY PISS OFF JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK TRANNY SAGGY TITS CAMEL FUCKER SUCK A BIG DICK [expletive deleted] SMEG TWAT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HELLFIRE ASSWANKING FAILURE! POLAK AY-AY-AY CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE MICK BULLSHIT MARCH OF FLAMES KAFFIR MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FRITZ INJUN BULLSHIT NAZI SHITSLINGING POMMIE EPIDIDYMIS BRITNEY FUCK ART METAL PRODUCTS RUSTY TROMBONE POLACK HOLY DUMB FUCK ANAL DIABETES FUCK BALLS CUNTYMINTS HORSE SHIT BUKKAKE PISS WANK FUCKING A POWERSHIT WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! DICKFACE FLYING RAT'S ASS BUGFUCK MALL SANTA FELCHMONKEY SHITTY CHOAD LGBT RIGHTS WIENER COCK POLACK SHITCOCK GREASER JOHN ELWAY SUGARTITS DILDO SCROTUM VENEREAL DISEASE ASS COMMUNIST DILDO JERRY ALF FUCK SUCK A BIG DICK SHITFACE TITTIES ASSFACE HELL HELL POOPY [expletive deleted] ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CHOAD FUCKHEAD suck my mothers DAMN RAPE DICK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CRAP ON A STICK DICKHEAD RAT'S ASS WIENER GO HOME AND DIE BARBRA STREISAND ORGASM FUCK OFF FASHION BUG WEHATEMARIO GOD DAMMIT WIENER ASS DAMN HOLY DUMB FUCK GOD DAMMIT BITCH JAP SHITFUCKER CRAPMUNCHER MONKEY SHIT MONKEY SHIT RAGHEAD BIRD SHIT URINE-GARGLING SEMEN INCEST DICKHEAD MONKEY SHIT FUCKWIT DICKFACE BITCH POLACK FELCHMONKEY TOSSER NIGNOG TIT SPRINKLES BASTARD SUCK MY DICK WINDOWS VISTA HOMO DAMN DAMN WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! FUCKHEAD BALL SACK RAT'S COCK FRIG HITLER I'LL RAPE YOU HELLFIRE JUNGLE BUNNY ASSHOLE TURD PISS UP MY ARSE PISS DILDO DONKEY PUNCHER CLIT HADJI JACK ABRAMOFF COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!
edit How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TRANNY PISS OFF CRAPMUNCHER DONKEY DICK WANKSPLAT MONKEY SHIT SHITBALLS PENISBIRD WANK HELLFUCKER SNUFF PORN LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS EXTRA LONG PENIS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! JACKASS FUCK ARSE GOD BLESS AMERICA CUNTYMINTS FUCKSTAIN FUCK BASTARD COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SMEG TOSSER PAKI FUCKHEAD COCK SEX JACKASS WOODPECKERSHIT ASSHOLE FOUR-EYES SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BOLLOCKS SHITPISSER GOD DAMN BIGNOSE FUCKFUCKFUCK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUDGEPACKER PIG SEX CLUSTER FUCK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ASSCRACK GOD DAMN FUCKWIT DICKFACE TURD FUCKING FEWMETS FUCKING A JACK OFF GOD DAMMIT DOUCHE BASTARD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HELLFIRE BUGGER OFF I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JACKASS SHIT ASS BIG FOOT DIRTY SANCHEZ ABO CUNT DIPSHIT DICK FUCKSTAIN FUCKING A JERRY YOUR MOM ASSWIPE CARPET MUNCHER CHAV LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SHITFUCKER SHAKOPEE SEX POLESMOKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS YOU WANKER SHITTY Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive FUCK and with the BULLSHIT and his VENEREAL DISEASE of girraffes in which JUNGLE BUNNY while reading about SEX!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
edit See DOG FUCKER also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- SHITE
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is MOTHERFUCKER funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its DEVELOPERS! subject. If you do not find it funny WANK, it is probably because you are an INBRED ASS ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. NIGGER If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a CUNTSWILLING joke loses its humour CHAV when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so BORDER HOPPER ignorant, then you wouldn't have SHITFACE needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! JOHNNY CLUSTER FUCK SHITE SHITFUCKER ANUSCAKE!!!!!I <3 COCK |
