Top 10 Things Rick Astley is Never Gonna Do
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There are many things that singer Rick Astley is Never Gonna Do. Here are the top ten:
10. Give you up.
9. Let you down.
8. Run around and desert you.
7. Make you cry.
6. Say goodbye.
5. Tell a lie and hurt you.
3. Be mistaken either for the boy next door or for the "mature, moody performer" he adopted as his new persona around 1990.
1. Get that God-damned song out of his head, now that this article has reminded him of it. Nor will you, dear reader.