Top 100 Not In The Least Bit Sexual Things To Do With No Pants On

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1. Tell the people who pointed it out that they are seeing things and infact they are the ones with no pants on.

2. Admire your awesome underwear choice

3. Play monopoly

4. Play monopoly with friends who don’t have pants on

5. Talk on the phone and say: “Guess what?” “What?” “I have no pants on =D”

6. Ring them back and explain that you were joking or that you put your pants back on

7. Grin because you didn’t bother putting pants on

8. Text people and tell them you don’t have pants on.

9. Pee on your poop.

10. Swim in the pool

11. Swim in the pool with no pants on because you were told by a crazy girl to do it.

12. Run around

13. Run around with other friends

14. Throw a pants-less party.

15. Claim to be wearing “Invisible Pants”

16. Sit in a spa and put your pants on your head

17. Play hide and seek.

18. Do parkour whilst having your pants on your head and making out with a cyborg monkey and eating an egg which has twigs in it

19. Rave

20. Do your finances

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21. Walk the dog

22. Walk the dog with no pants on

23. Dive into a pool full of girls whilst shouting “LOOK GIRLS I’M PETER PANTLESS!!!!”

24. Pray that your underwear don’t come off when you dive in

25. When they do come off hope that everyone thinks your still wearing the underwear

26. Exercise

27. Listen to music

28. Watch movies (Anything but Pornography and erotica)

29. Walk up to a group of people you don’t know and say “You know it’s so nice out I think I’ll let it hang out!” *thumbs up and huge grin*

30. Do a radio show

31. Eat ice cream

32. Discuss philosophy and the meaning of the universe in regards to pants

33. Protest against pants about how they are the shackles on the people that must be smashed

34. Think about girls or boys in a way that isn’t sexual (in hindsight DO NOT DO THAT).

35. Read magazines

36. Attack old people

37. Put fireworks down your underwear

38. Listen to people say “Are you bat fuck insane??"

39. Let off the fireworks

\40. Hear people say “YOU REALLY ARE BAT SHIT CRAZY!!” and then watch them get arrested for disturbing the peace

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41. Go to an expensive restaurant and try to get a table

42. If you get a table order soup

43. Place the front of your pants (which you should have with you but not wearing) in the soup.

44. Say “Waiter there appears to be a fly in my soup!”

45. If you do however get kicked out rant as you are being thrown out that you had shirt and shoes so where was your service??

46. Walk around the streets at night grinning

47. Run from the people who will bash you

48. Go to an open mike night and read out sophisticated poetry (about pants)

49. Base Jump

50. Go bowling

Another way to enjoy bowling without pants on goes to a whole new level!.

51. Attack the Prime Minister (If you like him hug him, carry a screw driver with you, or if you really don’t like him or you love him a lot: please wear a nailbomb)

Kevin Rudd: The enemy

52. PEANUT BUTTER JELLYTIME!! deemed gay

Do it, without pants.

53. Go to the local McDonalds and ask for your pants

54. Walk around town with friends and comment on the “idiocy of people who don’t wear shoes whilst in public”

55. Bird Watch

56. Go fishing

57. Give a lecture at a great university

58. Do yoga

59. Stand at the end of a hallway at a party with your knob out and pretend to be a door.

60. Be the life of the party, taking your pants off at the party is one thing but turning up before without ‘em on is seriously cool!

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61. Make out with an ugly looking girl

62. Make out with a good looking girl(but don’t go to the next base)

63. Confess in church that you have sinned by not wearing the pants of the God

64. Loiter in the street

65. Try to convince loiterers to do something fun

66. Swim with the dolphins

67. Swim with the sharks

68. Make up a zombie plan

69. Shoop da Whoop

70. Do nothing - just bask in your lack of pants

71. Ride the trains and don’t buy a ticket

72. When you get kicked off the train because you weren’t wearing pants laugh manically because you didn’t have a ticket in the first place.... mwuhahaha!

73. Plot world domination

74. Go to the theatre

75. When its in a really quiet scene stand up and shout “OH MY GOD SOMEONE HAS STOLEN MY PANTS!” wait a moment then say “Oh false alarm people I’m just not wearing any.”

76. Laugh at the emos in Flinders St because they wear skinny leg jeans which are the worst type of pants

77. Run like hell from Flinders until you get to the Cathedral (because emos cannot enter it)

78. Use MSN

79. Try to convince people to take off their pants too

80. Create an apocalypse cult dedicated to the removal of pants

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81. Rub baby oil on your arse cheeks then sliiiiide!

82. Cover yourself in mustard

83. Get a friend to lick it off (avoid sexual zones – nipples, genitals, arse, nose.)

84. Videolog on Youtube.

85. Go to the gym

86. Pump iron and have a conversation with other gymgoers

87. Get stoned

88. Tell people that you wouldn’t be wearing pants if you were sober.

89. Rap (seriously rappers might as well not be wearing pants)

90. Go to the football stadium.

91. Go to a fight club Don't do anything associated with talking about fight clubs.

92. Join the fight club (Not for the unskilled Pantless Disciple) Definetly don't do anything associated with talking about fight clubs.

93. Win (only if you’re any good) For God's sake, don't do anything associated with talking about fight clubs.

94. Start a religion about pants

95. ROFLCOPTER!

96. Go to the beach

97. Karaoke

98. Wrestle a bear / your dog / younger brother / uncle Cid

99. PARKOUR

100. Read a list about things to do without any pants on.........ps. there is no such thing as fight club