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In any given movie ($A$), of which Tommy Lee Jones ($TLJ$) is a member of the cast, there will be the involvement of some weapon ($W$), most commonly a gun ($g$), and a plot ($P$) involving the hunting ($H$) of a person or other entity. Such that:

$A + TLJ = W^g + P^H$

Variations on this equation can involve the inverse of the hunting plot ($1/p^h$), which hence will change the variable of the movie ($A$ to $a$), such that:

$a + TLJ = W^g + 1/p^h$

Which indicates that Tommy is not hunting someone, but instead protecting them (or himself) from the hunt. In the movies that arise involving both the hunting and protection of or by Tommy Lee Jones, there takes place a certain symmetrical perfection that will lull the viewers of such a movie (here represented as $Aa$) into such a state of euphoria that their heads ($X$) will explode:

$Aa + TLJ = X / 0 = BOOM!$

## HistoryEdit

The Tommy Lee Jones Principle itself dates back to sometime in the early 80s when Tommy's former college roommate the British Al Gore was coming up with ideas and inventions. Rummaging around through some old calculus books, Al chanced upon a page explaining continuous functions. While sitting there trying to comprehend what was going on, he spilled coffee all over the page and his pants. The stain left on the page had a unique look. It was in the outline of Tommy Lee Jones. The stain on his pants didn't look like anything.

Al looked within the eye area that was unblemished by coffee and noticed the variables formed together in the perfect equation to explain Tommy's movie career.

On the way to the dry-cleaners, Al called Tommy. It was here that he derived a simple formula for creating the internet.

## Key Movie ExamplesEdit

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