ToddiPhone Viral Marketing Campaign

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When You Want the Very Best... Look Elsewhere.

We know you. We understand your spoiled, middle class yearnings. Wine and caviar tastes on a beer and pretzel budget. And we can help. When you want the very best, but can’t afford it, or are just downright cheap, you’ve got to get a ToddiPhone.

Our phones look like nothing else on the market today, and that’s a good thing. Do you really want to stay blended in the herd, or do you want a phone that makes people’s head spin, like Linda Blair in The Exorcist? Oh, they’ll be looking at you alright, stopped dead in their tracks.

Sure, there’ll be critics. Little people always try to find solace in throwing mud at the high rollers like you, but you know how to answer them. “It’s not huge, it’s solid. It’s not obsolete, it’s time-tested technology. It’s not old, it’s retro.”

So let ‘em criticize. As Lindsay Lohan or Charlie Sheen will tell you, any attention or publicity is better than none at all.

ToddiPhone. Solid – Time-Tested – Retro. And still legal in 11 countries, including the good ol' U. S. of A.

Hurry up and buy one before the FCC comes to their senses.

ToddiPhone

World class communications – Bargain basement prices!

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