ToddiPhone Viral Marketing Campaign

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What Does Your Phone Say About You?

Plenty.  After all, it's more than a communications device, it's a reflection of you.

And what if your phone is a ToddiPhone?

• You're cheap.
• You have low standards.
• You'll go anywhere, with anyone, anytime.
• You're here for a good time, not a long time.
• You're disposable.
• Your integrity is suspect.
• You're internally flawed.
• You hide all this behind a superficial, plastic shell.


Why hide it?  Flaunt it!  Or at least get around to finally admitting it to yourself.

We hate to break this to you but... NEWSFLASH: Everyone else has already figured you out.

ToddiPhone

World class communications – Bargain basement prices!™

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