ToddiPhone Viral Marketing Campaign/9
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At ToddiPhone, your safety is important to us. Within reason, of course. At the end of the day we do have families to feed and stockholders to impress.
But your safety is still relatively important, so we’re working hard every day to give you the most value that pennies can buy. We know the truth behind banned, rejected, and so-called “hazardous” mobile hardware — greedy legislators and manufacturers trying to make you pay for “safer” (i.e. more expensive) equipment.
Don’t believe the hype that excessive microwave radiation will kill you. If it was dangerous, you’d see or feel something, right? Right.
Breathe easily, and enjoy the savings!
Reliable. Safe. Probably.™