ToddiPhone Viral Marketing Campaign/6
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We're Cheap. And You Like Cheap.
At ToddiPhone we never pretend to be anything except what we are. We’re cheap and we know it. And you wouldn’t have us any other way.
It’s nothing to be embarrassed about. It’s who you are, too. Be proud of that.
When cashiers ask you to donate to the Children’s Hospital and you lie, “I already gave.” Cheap.
When it was Mother’s Day and you bought those cubic zirconium earrings in the back alley behind Wing’s Wings? Cheap.
And that total stranger you picked up at your friend’s wedding that one weekend, then brought ‘em back to your place for some...
Well, you get the idea. We’re no different.
Buy our stuff and we promise we'll steer clear of the hospital, and not to tell your mom about the earrings. Oh, and about that other thingie as well.
Bill payments... Hush money—What's the difference?™