ToddiPhone Viral Marketing Campaign/5
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When you’ve outgrown kiddie technology — two cheap tin cans and a piece of string — it’s time to get a ToddiPhone! Better range and reception, and nearly as inexpensive.
At ToddiPhone we use only the finest, imported steel cans and hand-wound twine. The result is supreme durability and unmatched fidelity.
It’s absolutely nothing like what Mom and Dad helped you make. Appearances to the contrary be damned!
World class communications – Bargain basement prices!™