ToddiPhone Viral Marketing Campaign/4
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Plenty. After all, it's more than a communications device, it's a reflection of you.
And what if your phone is a ToddiPhone?
• You're cheap.
• You have low standards.
• You'll go anywhere, with anyone, anytime.
• You're here for a good time, not a long time.
• You're disposable.
• Your integrity is suspect.
• You're internally flawed.
• You hide all this behind a superficial, plastic shell.
Why hide it? Flaunt it! Or at least get around to finally admitting it to yourself.
We hate to break this to you but... NEWSFLASH: Everyone else has already figured you out.
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