ToddiPhone Viral Marketing Campaign/10

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An Apology to (Some) Investors

ToddiPhone would like to apologize to Empire Avenue investors that lost their shirts during our IPOs meteoric rise, and abysmal crash to the ground.

Well, to be honest, we’d like to apologize to roughly half of you, and kindly request that you cover your exposed torsos immediately.

As for the rest of you, we’d like to express our most sincere appreciation to you. We’re enjoying the view tremendously!


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