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  • 1889 - Hitler rises.
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  • 1962 - Four legs found to be good, with two legs considered less favourably.
  • 1969 - Vietnam Vets declare "You weren't there man!" for the first time.
  • 1989 - Some proles invent "New Wave of Ingsoc Heavy Metal" Minitrue approved , with BB. , doubleplusgood.
  • 1997 - I for one welcomed our insect overlords.
  • 2001 - HAL declares "I'm sorry, Dave, but I cannot touch this."
  • 2005 - Frank Joseph Snape gets away with the murder of ex-girlfriend Debbie Dumbledore, despite the fact that everybody already knew about it.
  • 2010 - '1001 things to do with a flaming appendage' ousts the bible as the most famous and successful book of all time.
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