Tlh:

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

Jump to: navigation, search

Welcome to Trekkieopedia Trekkeropedia Trekkieopedia, the content-free encyclopedia that Boldly Goes where no-one has edited before.

Gene Roddenberry has inspired us to work on 30,695 exauhstive articles about the minutia of the face make up on third alien from the left in the untransmitted crowd shot from the 4th episode of the 2nd series of DS9 since opening in January 2005.


Before editing, please read the Prime Directive and browse The Federation Constitution.

Happy Birthday Memory Alpha!

Politics | Games | Computers | People | Still Dressing up at 45 | Coherent
Most Geeky | Alphabetical Index | Other Categories...


MrT-stained-glass

Mr. T is a beacon of hope in our cold and dark world.
Vote for featured image

Featured Pages Article of the Week
Did you know...


Latest Episodes

Firesheep | Lava lamp | Ebola | Brick (rw) | Chess | Food (rw) | Please unblock me | My Yu-Gi-Oh! collection | Elizabeth Warren | Essex | Caliphate | Office etiquette (rw) | Barcelona | Antigonish, N.S. | Navelism | Cutter® (rw) | Rutherford B. Hayes | Netflix | Pink slime | Battle of Bosworth | The 100 | Twelve Tables | Jam session | New Jersey | Keynesianism (rw) | George R. R. Martin | Wat Tyler | Father Ted | Andorra | Town meeting | Mylène Farmer | Eclipse (rw) | Fringe


edit
Selected anniversaries</br />

September 23: Take a Venomous Animal to Work Day, also National Australian Pavlova is Ours Day.

  • 1143 - Pope Innoocent II rejoins God after taking his wife to work.
  • 1554 - Francisco Vasquez de Coronado, Spanish explorer, dies after taking a rattlesnake to work.
  • 1774 - Pope Clement XIV (b. 1705) expires after taking a lionfish to work.
  • 1972 - The French word "capitulate" is added to the OED (the French themselves have been using the word since 600 BC).
  • 1974 - Two whole words, both alike in dignity, "Capulet" and "Montague", are added to the OED.
  • 1979 - Olympics held in Wigan for the second time.
  • 1986 - Ozzy "Ozzy" Osbourne catches a crazy train. Is late for work. Rioting ensues.
  • 1989 - Songwriter Irving Berlin dies when the platypus he brings to work strikes him with its venomous leg spines.
  • 1990 - First "cow catapult" launch observed in controversial computer game "Nuclear War".
  • 1995 - Samantha T. is born as a baby
  • 2002 - Revolution in Webbrowserland leads to crowning of Pheonix I by Mozilla rebels. Fighting start of Firefox War.
  • 2006 - A homeless man in Australia is beaten sensless by a giant used tampon. Police reports show that the tampon was 'Carefree'.
  • 2007 - Rhys Jones is caught in a drive-by on the way to a Used concert, his collapse to the ground causes the biggest earthquake on human record which in turn brings the end of the world (doomsday)
  • 2008 - Australia freaks out due to apocalypse, but then realises false alarm that it is only a duststorm.
  • 2009 - Australia rejoices as government scientists prove that New Zealand forged pavlova recipe, meaning that Australians now have another reason to mock their cousins across the Tasman.

Archived Anniversaries

Unwritten Topics
Template:Unwrittentopics

Today's Featured Article - Town meeting

Faneuil Hall

Town meeting is the municipal legislature in many towns in New England. Town meeting has been called "the purest form of democracy," pure although none of the ingredients are refined. Students of the contaminated version called Congress can restore their faith by studying democracy at full "strength."

Democracy is the form of government where "the majority rules." Americans have historically been giddy about democracy, as they enjoy a system where fifty-percent-plus-one of the voters can have their way on propositions such as:

Recently featured: BioShock

Yesterday's Featured Article - BioShock

BioShock cover

BioShock is an award-winning, first-person shooter video game developed by Irrational and released by 2K Games in 2007. The game is set in the underwater city of Rapture in the 1960s. The player identifies with the protagonist, misunderstood perverted mass murderer ‘Jack’, a character based on the game's main developer, Ken Levine. It is widely regarded as one of the greatest games ever made due to its shocking content, adult themes and political satire, rivaling those sorts of shows that are only screened on HBO after the kids are meant to be in bed.

The game opens with the main protagonist Jack on the transatlantic red-eye flight to an unknown destination. A short clip shows Jack using an empty bag of Quavers in an odd way, followed by his plane crashing into the Atlantic Ocean, killing almost everyone.

Jack manages to survive the crash, and whilst swimming away from the flaming wreckage and bobbing decapitations, spots a darkened lighthouse standing inconspicuously in the middle of the ocean. Balls beginning to freeze, he quickly swims over to it and enters the front door to realise he’s inadvertently discovered the entrance to the hidden underwater city of Rapture. With no other plans in his diary for the day, he descends into Rapture and is immediately confronted with blabbering duo Andrew Ryan and Atlas The Sneaky Paddy. (more...)

In the news


WalMart service.jpg




Sista projects

UnNews Eye Logo notext
UnNews
The news source on crack
Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext
Uncyclopedia
The content-free encyclopedia
Pencil2
Undictionary
The ick!tionary of all things best left unsaid
Oscar
The Wilde Project
Bringing Oscar Wilde quotes to every page in Uncyclopedia.

Our five-day mission: to explore strange new articles
Showcase newsletter Biography

____________

Geog1 Geography

____________

Paperclip Mundane Object

____________

History History

____________

Phrenology Science

____________


Languages

Wilde · Blog · 中文 · Deutsch · Français · English · Simple · Español · Lietuvių · Eesti · Nederlands · Русский ·Suisse · Polski · Português · 1337 · Multilingual

Desencyclopedie
Desencyclopedie
Français
Uncyclopedia.de
Uncyclopedia.de
Deutsch
Nonsensopedia
Nonsensopedia
Polski
Nonciclopedia
Nonciclopedia
Italiano

Start an Uncyclopedia in a new language


If you find Uncyclopedia or its sista projects amusing, please consider making a donation to help the victims of the War on Terra:

For nonsense related IRC chat, see This instructional video.

Protected by Starfleet, and an elite clan of Red Shirtss.

Main Page

Personal tools
projects