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Adolf Hitler doing something naughty. Probably.

January 16: Pencil Envy Day, World Bowel Movement Day

  • c.1.5 million BCE - Cave people carefully collect and trade for as many different colors of pigment as they can. After mixing up probably fifty separate colors of paint, they mix them all together to get black.
  • 1264 - For the first time in human history, a man is born twice.
  • 1356 - Some dude gets all medieval on some other dude.
  • 1922 - Eberhard Faber perfects the pencil but dies tragically the same day when stabbed by someone running with scissors.
  • 1930 - Mickey Mouse loses his license to Steamboat Willie after being caught transporting 11 illegal immigrants up the Timeless River. Walt Disney distraught.
  • 1942 - Odds are, Hitler did something bad on this date in 1942.
  • 1969 - Freddie Blassie begins his search for pencil-necked geeks. Congress doubles its security.
  • 1987 - Something performed by guys with poofy hair and makeup is the number one song in America.
  • 1990 - You suddenly realize time didn't stop, but know that time stopped.
  • 2000 - receives one million hits exactly at the same time some stoner dude takes his millionth hit.
  • 2007 - The Dark Portal opens. World of Warcraft fans shit themselves.

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Yesterday's Featured Article - The Police


The Police were a pseudo-music band in the late 1970s and early 1980s, created to undermine the revolutionary threat of punk rock and replace it with a unique fusion of other genres: New Wave, post-punk, pop, reggae, ska, jazz, and spoken word. The people behind this were so proud of their achievements that they eagerly advertised their consumer-dance-capitalism by calling themselves The Police; their other working names were New Scotland Yard and Plod.

The group were originally formed in 1977 as a black operation by CIA agent Miles Copeland (codename: "Deus") and his brother Stewart Copeland (codename: "Animal"). They recruited a British operative, Gordon Sumner (codename: "Sting"), and French agent Henri "Henry" Padovini (codename: "Napoleon"). Later on when Padovini developed a complex, Andy Summers (codename: "Bleach") was brought on to prevent the group from giving up and returning to civilian life.

The genesis of the group came via a chance discussion between Miles and Stewart Copeland's father Miles Copeland II and his CIA boss James Jesus Angleton; they meet at a party organised by J. Edgar Hoover. (more...)

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