Thrice
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Thrice are a hardcore/alternative/rock/electronic/experimental/folk/accoustic/screamo/emo/jive/groove/blues/jazz/punk band from Orange County, California who formed for the sole purpose of releasing music under every single music genre that ever existed. Thrice have successfully released music under about 12 different genres so far, and aim to complete their mission by 2020.
Thrice formed when singer Dustin Beard Kensrue met Teppei Great Ninja of the 3rd Reich temple Teranishi and decided to create a band who's sole purpose was too accumulate and anger as many of it's fans as possible. Through the use of advanced mind tricks and Chuck Norris Thrice's mission started in 1998.
[edit] First Impressions & Identity Crisis (1998 - 2001)
“I can relate to this album and it's title, because I am suffering from an identity crisis too. Wahhhh!”
“These albums sucked. What were we thinking? How did we even get popular?”
Knowing that first impressions count, Thrice released their first EP titled First Impressions in 1998 which contained their worse material to date. Thrice to this date states that the horrible production, lyrics and music was a result of too much Frogger and Red Bull and that they deliberately wanted their first impression to be horrible.
Unbeknown to their drugged up Emo fans, Thrice were already writing and creating it's first scene kid recruiting album titled Identity Crisis. In 2001, Thrice released Identity Crisis to all 12 of it's fans and they loved it. All but 1 cutting their wrists in excitement for this new release.
Soon after all 12 Emo kids told their friends and showed them the album, Thrice's popularity boomed and they soon found themselves pulling crowds of up too 17 sometimes 20 Emo kids at one show. This would signal the start of a very long and popular career sometime down the track.
[edit] The Illusion of Safety (2002 – 2003)
Soon after discovering that they had a talent for communicating with Emo kids, Thrice immediately went into the studio in 2002 to record a follow up album that would haunt them for the rest of their career. The popular track Deadbolt on The Illusion of Safety is their most popular too date. Emo kids can be heard yelling Deadbolt at the top of their lungs every 5 minutes whilst cutting their wrists and taking photos for their MySpace.
The Illusion of Safety attracted quite a lot of attention from major record labels after disovering Thrice's hidden talent of communication with the Emo population. They would later sign to Island Records and be exploited for their Emo communication super powers with the release of The Artist In The Ambulance.
[edit] Vheissu (2005 – 2006)
“Red Sky doesn’t have enough plays on iTunes, FUCK LIFE!!!.”
“What the… FUCK!?1!?! ”
Douchebagly acclaimed, “Vheissu” is known for being the album at which thrice went “completely and utterly fucked up” as described on their website. The album consists of grown men hitting intrument’s at seemingly pointless times. Dustin cited influences such as “Fall Out Boy”, “Green Day” and “Another Generic Sell Out”. It hurt the Emo Kid’s feelings greatly as it “left the normal emo” sound. Luckily, they could still sit there with Red Sky on repeat and slit their wrists. This just about made up for the otherwise lack of Emo Kid based songs. “Red Sky” has widely become known as the “anthem of happiness”. This is due to the happiness it delivered to the general public when all the Emo Kid’s started committing suicide because of it.
