Threesome
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Threesome, also known as Ménage à Trois or Amour à Très (those kinky French will burn in Hell) is a major sin to be avoided. Nevertheless, it was not listed among the seven major sins in order to not give people ideas and also because seven is cooler than eight. It was forbidden in the 1st Vatican Council, along with zoophilia, dental grills and bull testicle consumption (the later released upon Council Vatican V). Threesome (in the name of decency, from now upon referred simply as 3s) is not exactly a sexual position[1]..... but a seshxual situation[2]............ Ooof, but forget about the details. For you, my son, is enough knowing it's evil. Just think (without mental images): how can you have 3s after marriage if you can't marry more than one person?[3]...... Hrfhh... In sum, in order to avoid major discussion about polygamy, the Roman Catholic Church just deemed it sin because it was what those damn dirty Mormen do.
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Sorry, I'm getting nervous with this whip stuff. I've meant don't think, just follow, okay?
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Have a whip like this one in case temptation comes around. My back hurts like hell[7]...................................... Wooooooo... Oof!... As I was saying that's just my corruptible form. For Christ sake, I'm not saying you to flog two other persons on the bed. Flog yourself, like this............. Hrrmnnyaaahoooo!!!... See? What? Are you finding this exciting, a priest in the act of self-flagellation?... So... That means I'm taking part in a sexual relationship with you...
(Long minutes looking at the blood-coated whip)
Err, nevermind! No priest here anymore. More than that: may that f1$@$S Jesus stuck this %@#%@@ whip up into his...
...oww...
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- ↑ Writing this is quite a sacrifice for me... Four lashes in my back for writing this... Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
- ↑ Sigh... plus three lashes. Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
- ↑ Giving too much details... Two lashes!
- ↑ Oh, no! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
- ↑ That was quite graphic in my mind... Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Fuck it, that hurts! Oh no... Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!...
- ↑ Oh, great, now blasphemy... Was it eleven or fourteen?
- ↑ (In tears)I said "hell"... Ouch! Ouch!... I should had taken Mom's advice and becoming an attorney... No! That's lack of faith... Shit! Ooooouch! Ouuuuch!... Ooooooouch!!!
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