This is not an article
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This article is pointless, or to transliterate it French like, this article is without a point, because there is not a point. That is not to say it is without a point. On the contrary, this article (which, I may draw your attention to, is not an article) is very pointy, points to a point and thoroughly sharp enough for anyone to not get. But now we are mixing points. And this is not an article. But you must read the article to see how much it is not an article.
edit This is Not a Heading
Nothing will come of reading this (non)article, of which it is not. If you continue to read this (non)article we will become upset. "We," however, is an understatement, as we don't exist and since this (non)article, of which it is not, was written by us, who also are not ... (?) If we, in the fundamental sense of the word, which is not, is not, then we must question our, also nonexistent, underlying beliefs. Therefore, we must ask ourselves, which we aren't, who IS? While this appears to be an article, the very article it tries to represent lies outside what this truly is. The latter was not a question. Is this not not a question?
edit If That was Not a Heading, What is This?
Must we live our lives, which aren't, according to the priciples of not, which are not? Then what is it? WHAT? Is it W, which is not, H, which is not, or I, which is not either? Are you there? No. Am I here? No.
Well then, how can we be here being able to question not, which we are not, if we are not?
Well then, WHO IS? We know: YOU, not the U symbolic, but you pronomial. But lets not be absurd. Lets not label our own labels. Otherwise we are making this article and article. AND THIS IS NOT AN ARTICLE!!!
Why? Because you aren't. So, ah, all who aren't, are, and those who are, are not. But wait, this means that if one, being not one, is not, then they of course must not be, then won't, but were, now aren't, then is, but not ... one. Ah, it is all now perfectly aparently obvious, no? No, no it's not.
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“Thank God that this is not a quote”
“Thank God that what I just said is not, and never will be, a quote”
“Thank God what you just said will never be a quote”
“You do know I never said that, don't you?”
“And this is not a sentence. Is this not a question? I think it isn't. I definitely know that this is not an exclamation!”
“If you notice this notice; You'll notice this notice is not worth noticing”
edit "Above" and "Below" this Non-heading are not Quotes
...so don't quote the people who never said them.
“This is not Soviet Russia, and therefore cannot reverse YOU!!”
edit Below is not an images
edit Below is not not an image
edit What you will Find Below is Most Certainly Not Text
Please be aware that this is not text. Please be aware that this is not a really short section of a nonexistent article.
edit No C'est Un Magritte
A famous artist named Magritte once made a pun in his art, saying, "This is not a Pipe."
Then another famous artist made a painting of a pipe, saying, "This is not a Magritte." Except he was Flemish.
Well, this is not a pipe, Magritte, Flem - not even Flem-ish.
This would all be absurd except that this, which is not, is not an article. Therefore, its non non-being brings no meaning to the pipe, nor Margrite nor Dutch speaking Belgian conceptual artists, which, by default, makes it all nothing, it's not absurd, nor an article.
edit This is Not Another Heading
How right. It isn't.
If you're still reading this article, which isn't and you're not, then you are naive to think so. 
edit The Most Important Thing Ever, That You Should not Read
- ATTENTION: All those suffering from Idiosyncratic Deurtose Inactive
- Operative Tectonic Syndrome, or anogram deficiency reflex, should read no further.
- This article, which it is not, poseses a risk to the mind of carriers of I.D.I.O.T by
- assaulting it with non sentences made with non grammar.
- Side effects of experiencing this page over periods of a week include either
- A) A deeper understanding of the non subconcious or B) death. Results may vary.
If you have ever eaten fish you will note, most quickly, that it is indeed, fish. If you have ever eaten beef, you will try to discern if it is beef and not some other portion of a cow or cut of any other animal, nor what method it is served in, and more importantly, does it taste good, and is it fish. With fish, you are thankfully spared these questions, and ask only whether or not it needs lemon. If you are a vegetarian, then you will not be wondering if this is fish, because if you are really a vegetarian, then you will not have tasted fish before. Instead, you might wonder if it's beef, or chicken, or mutton. Being a vegetarian is tough.
This is not a fish.
edit This is Not the End
- This is not a list
- This is also not a list
- This definitely is not a list
- This is also not a list
- This isn't a list either
- This is not the number 2
- This is not a list, the number 2, or the number 3
- This is not the number 2
edit This is Not a series of uncatagorisable miscelany
This, most certainly, is not a box.
This is not a link.
Just remember: THIS WAS NOT SOMETHING YOU WILL REMEMBER.
The above is not an accidental double space
This is not yet another example of something it is not.
edit Nutritional Facts
Calories-0 Calories from fat-0 Calories from hydrogenated trans fat-0 Calories from non-fat-(-0) Total fat-0 Saturatied fat-0 Trans(festite)fat-0 Cholesterol-0 Sodium-0mg Potassium-0mg Total Carbohydrate-0g Sugars-0g Protein-0g
There are no traces of any product.
Vitamin A-0% of daily recommended dosage
Vitamin D-0% of daily recommended dosage
Calcium-0% of daily recommended dosage
Sulfuric Acid-0% of daily recommended dosage (0mg)
This article is not sweetened with aspertame.
This article contains no mono-saturated-dioglicenic-formaldehide. There is no E-112, E-115 E-203 nor any other European preservative code which hides the scary sounding words they represent in this article, which it is not.
WARNING - THIS ARTICLE IS MADE OF NOTHING AND HAS NOTHING IN IT WHICH YOU SHOULD BE WARNED ABOUT