The They, as in "that's what they say" is the lord and master of the universe. The they has always had power over the universe. The They always will. To think otherwise is to invite crimson death upon you and all of your subjects.
The they does not need to show his/her/it's face to prove his/her/it's existence to you serfs. The mere knowledge should be enough to show you that his/her/it's existence is proven. However despite this, The They has decided on rare occations to enlighten humanity's soul by appearing to humanity, if it's directly or indirectly means nothing. To have him/her/it appear to you is a true miracle.
edit The They VS. Chuck Norris
On November 52nd of Universal year 345. The They challenged Chuck Norris to a duel. The They currently holds the title of Chief Badassmuthafucka. Given only to the souls who have been able to beat Chuck Norris into submission.
Only four other people hold this title:
- Stephen Hawking
- Your Mom
- Chuck Norris (Norris holds the title by default, given that he is obviously able to beat himself in a duel)
The battle between Chuck Norris and The They left most of the city of Berlin in ruins. A record number of 999,999,999,999,999,999 people were killed in the violence, and the economy of Germany was left in shambles. Given the amount of destruction, it is staggering to note that the battle only lasted 23 seconds.
edit They Industries
The They also owns a line of pornography stores in China known as They Industuries. They specialize in robot porn, and nude pictures of jaguars. While visiting stores in China The They appears as a feble old man with a pronounced lisp and a strong smell of feet. Some of the movies The They has produced are:
- Sexy Sex
- Sexy Sex 2
- Not So Sexy Sex
- Extra Sexy Sex
- Bumpin' Uglies
- Poona The Fuck Dog
- Sexy Sex 3
- Poona The Fuck Dog Strikes Back
- Return Of Poona The Fuck Dog
edit The They's sworn enemy
The They has only one sworn enemy the Pogo stick. It is the only known object in the universe able to stop the they in his/her/its tracks. Fortunately for The They, the pogo stick is currently hiding somewhere in the Andromeda Galaxy.