The page with no discussions
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THIS PAGE HAS ABSOLUTELY NEVER...EVER...EVER BEEN DISCUSSED BEFORE! nEVEr! AND DONT TRY TO TALK ABOUT IT, IT'S POINTLESS.
NO ONE HAS EVER COMPLAINED ABOUT THIS PAGE, SO WHY DONT YOU! NOBODY HAS BITCHED OR WHINED ABOUT THIS ARTICLE!
EVERYBODY LOVES THIS ARTICLE! IT IS A FACT!
MANY PEOPLE PROBABLY WHAT TO KNOW THE REASON OF WHY
THIS SHIT AIN'T FUNNY THIS ARTICLE HAS NEVER BEEN DISCUSSED. IT'S A SIMPLE FACT THAT PEOPLE, INCLUDING YOU AND YOUR MOTHER, LOVE THIS ARTICLE! NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT!
THERE NEVER WAS, OR WILL BE, ANY COMPLAINANTS ABOUT THIS. Huffing..Maybe. BUT NO COMPLAINANTS!
AND NO ASS KISSING EITHER!!! EVERYBODY HAS BETTTER THINGS TO DO EXCEPT COMPLAIN AND WHINE ABOUT THIS
STUPID LOVELY ARTICLE. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, YOU CAN GO RUIN YOU NEIGHBOURS LAWN, FUCK HIS WIFE, START A WORLD WAR, GET YOURSELF KILLED, OH BUT NO, YOU HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THIS.
edit There are things you can do with your spare time that will help you in anything. Being here is not one of them! Can you Imagine what things you can do while you are not here. No...i guess you cant. But point is, this is the Happy Article. It is protected against the Evils of the World. No one can Invade this Safe Zone. This is a 100% percent, No Nonsense, No Idiots, No bullshit page that is the Pride and Joy of Uncyclopedia. GOD BLESS US EVERYONE.
edit More reasons
EVEN THOUGH THIS ARTICLE HAS NO A SINGLE THING ABOUT ANYTHING BUT ITSELF, THE MATTER OF THE FACT IS THAT THIS THE
HOLY SACRED PAGE THAT IS ABOVE ALL OTHERS (EVEN YOU!!!). THIS CAN BE NICE, PLEASANT, SEXY, DIRTY, TEXTED, OR JUST PLAIN DUMB FUCKED PAGE. YOU DECIDE! NO...WAIT...YOU CANT! I DECIDE!!! YOU, <insert name here>, CANT NO DO A SINGLE THING ABOUT THIS. HAHAHAHA!
ONE THING YOU CAN DO IS JUST LISTEN TO ME, THE STOCK MARKETS ARE DOWN AGAIN, AND NOBODY CARES. MICHEAL JACKSON HAS HIS 19,419,090,109,666th PLASTIC SURGERY, AGAIN NOBODY CARES. MY MOTHER GOT RUN OVER BY A CAR, AND AGAIN NOBODY FUCKING CARES.
edit Resistance is Useless!
...COME AND JOIN THE REST OF THE SORE LOSERS WHO HAVE TRIED AND FAILED!