The only way to success
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The only way to success, ultimately, is to set attainable goals for yourself. By way of explanation we offer a negative example: don't try to fly if you are not a bat, a bird, or a flying lizard (it bears mentioning that flying lizards have been extinct since... well I have never seen one, so they must be extinct).
Below is an illustrated list that you might use to help yourself define what is possible for you and what isn't. If you are particularly gumptious, you can even establish an agency based on these samples - you can start instructing other people on their way to success and bring joy to millions!