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[edit] Overview

Experts agree the end of the world will be absolutely nothing like this picture

The end of the world will occur promptly at 1:30 tomorrow afternoon. Although there is a vigorous debate about how this will actually happen (see The worst case scenario), one thing is certain: we are all doomed.

[edit] Is There Anything I Can Do?

Fortunately, there are plenty of things you can do. None of these things, however, will prevent the world from ending.

Prayer (there may be a backlog and therefore a delay in getting a response, however)
Duck and cover
Dance a festive jig
Hijack the Space Shuttle and head for the International Space Station. However, there is only 6 months worth of supplies there. At least you will have a good show before you starve to death.
Write an angry letter (there may be a backlog and therefore a delay in getting a response, however)
Hump everything that moves
Stand very, very still
Lick your dog's vagina and/or dick
launch a nuke at china
rape dora the explora
Cover your entire body in duct tape. I MEAN ALL OF IT (yea even the naughty bits). If your lucky this will reflect what ever death beam/ray/lazer/almighty-smiting-force that will destroy the world.

[edit] What Will it be Like?

See (The worst case scenario)

[edit] Well, We're Doomed. Now What?

If you're looking for answers at Uncyclopedia for this sort of thing, it is my sad duty to inform you that you have come to the wrong place. The world is going to end, and however it happens, one thing is certain: it will be terrifying, horribly painful, and be a huge inconvenience.

Everyone is advised to repent now, because after the world ends it's pretty bloody pointless to repent, now isn't it? Choose any diety/prophet/demigod you like, except for Mohammed - he doesn't want to hear your self-absorbed bitching. There are virgins to attend to, you know. If you are an atheist or agnostic, we recommend you find the nearest religious person to you and adopt their beliefs in short order. Researching what religion might be right for you is too time-consuming, and is liable to make you even more panicked than you will be as the world comes to an end.

[edit] Why Now?

There is even more vigorous debate about why, of all the times for the world to end, the world is ending next Thursday at 1:30PM. Experts point out the following factors as partial, or in some cases, primary causes of the eternal damnation of mankind and the horrible death of us all, though other factors may be at work:

[edit] When Will It End

The world will end in 5 minutes because my mama told me that space cholos will crash into the earth and eat all the white people. And Barrack Obama Will Not Do Anything Because He`s Watching Sesame Street. Every body would panic so they would kill themselves. And we`re only down to one person......... Bob Saget. And he`s walking down the streats saying, "Why didn`t the space cholos kill me?" And the cholos said because we hate Full House and all of the gay shows that you do. THIS IS YOUR PUNISHMENT!!!