The answer to How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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So, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? To answer this question, a humongous group of scientists and mathematicians gathered around a huge table and talked and talked and babbled and spoke and muttered and mumbled and blabbed and chatted and drawled and uttered and gabbed and yakked until they came up with a solution.


a woodchuck, not chucking any wood

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A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. But if a woodchuck could chuck woodchucks chucking wood, then a woodchuck could chuck wood-chucking woodchucks

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\frac{wood}{would} + (woodchuck + woodchuck)chuck + \frac{woodchuck}{could - chuck} = wood

But if a wood chucks woodchucks, woodchucks chucked by wood wouldn't chuck, and being chucked, woodchucks would chuck negative wood.

\frac{wood + chuck}{woodchuck} = -wood

The conclusion: We are dealing with imaginary wood. Failed to parse (lexing error): \frac{wood + chuck}{ ===Chuck=== If Chuck chucks woodchucks chucking [[wood]], woodchucks are still chucking [[wood]], so [[wood]] chucked by woodchucks unchucked by Chuck is the same as [[wood]] chucked by woodchucks chucked by Chuck. Now if Chuck were made of [[wood]], and the only thing he chucks is [[wood]], then he would be a [[wood]] Chuck chucking [[wood]]. Of course, [[wood]] Chucks are the same as woodchucks. But if Chuck (made of [[wood]]) could chuck woodchucks, it all depends on whether woodchucks chuck [[wood]]. [[Chuck Norris]] doesn't often chuck either [[wood]] or woodchucks, preferring to roundhouse kick them instead, but he could. ==The Experiment== So now some guy, he takes a woodchuck (which, by the way is named [[Wood]]y, can you believe it?) and he gives it some [[wood]], to see if the woodchuck chucks it. But the guy kept on going "come on woodchuck, chuck the [[wood]], you can do it, chuck the [[wood]]," which ticked Woody off so much that he started beating the person up with the [[wood]], until the poor fellow's spleen ruptured. [[Category:Animals]] [[Category:Rodents]]

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