The Walking Dead

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The Walking Dead

“I haven't had a boner this hard since The Laura Silverman Program.”
~ Oscar Wilde on The Walking Dead
“Daryl is my waifu.”
~ Weeaboos on Daryl Dixon

The Walking Dead is an American romantic comedy television series created by a couple of fat slobs who are obsessed with the film Dawn of the Dead. Originating from a comic book that no one reads, the show was picked up by AMC after the colossal failure of their previous show, Breaking Bad. The show quickly received a large number of audience, all of them being fat lonely nerds who have nothing better to do on a Sunday night.

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One Thursday afternoon, at approximately 4:30 pm, Robert Kirkman was fapping to his favorite zombie film of all time, Dawn of the Dead. Crying over his loneliness, he had an epiphany to make his own "original" zombie story. The next day, he shat out The Walking Dead and placed it on the shelves of every comic book store across the country. After failing to sell a single copy of his horrendous graphic novel, Kirkman decided to make a TV show out it. Kirkman then traveled to AMC Network Headquarters in New York City and jacked off every executive producer in the network, convincing them to help him turn his pile of shit into reality.


Main characters

  • Rick Grimes - A police officer who was got shot and slipped into a coma and woke up in a zombie apocalypse. Throughout the series, he has constant mental breakdowns and starts crying like a bitch. He also enjoys eye fucking the camera to let the audience know that shit is about to go down.
  • Lori Grimes - Rick's useless dumb-bitch wife who fucked Rick's best friend while he was still in a coma. Aside from being a terrible wife, she is also a terrible mother who never looks after her own son.
  • Carl Grimes - Rick's equally useless son who refuses to listen to people when they tell him to stay in the fucking house.
  • Shane Walsh - Rick's best friend and the only useful person in the zombie apocalypse. After fucking his best friend's wife, he became an emotional bitch and started to developed feelings for Lori and her illegitimate son. This would later cause him to get stabbed by Rick and shot in the face by Carl.

See also

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