The Walking Dead
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“I haven't had a boner this hard since The Laura Silverman Program.”
“Daryl is my waifu.”
The Walking Dead is an American romantic comedy television series created by a couple of fat slobs who are obsessed with the film Dawn of the Dead. Originating from a comic book that no one reads, the show was picked up by AMC after the colossal failure of their previous show, Breaking Bad. The show quickly received a large audience, but didn't catch on with those of smaller stature.
One Thursday afternoon, at approximately 4:30 pm, Robert Kirkman was watching his favourite gardening programme of all time, Dawn of the Shed. Crying over his inability to plant even the most basic of crops, he had an epiphany to instead focus his energies on creating his own "original" zombie story, having previously enjoyed seeing a screenshot of Resident Evil in 1998. The next day, he used Microsoft Paint to quickly hash out The Walking Dead and placed it on the shelves of every comic book store across the country. After failing to sell a single copy of his horrendous graphic novel, Kirkman decided to make a TV show out it. Kirkman then traveled to AMC Network Headquarters in New York City and used his knowledge of fruity sounding alcoholic concoctions to deliver such delicacies as "Hand Shandies" and "Five Finger Cocktails" to the company executives. This was enough to convince them that Kirkman was not of sound mind, but they saw the potential for cashing in on his idea and immediately set about locking him in one of their "Milking Chambers".
Taking place in the State of Georgia, The Walking Dead follows a rag tag group of people as they struggle to cope with the aftermath of a Zombie Apocalypse. What sets the show apart is the special way in which the Zombie virus works, infecting people in such a way that the surviving groups always end up being Politically Correct in their makeup. For instance, the Atlanta outbreak of the virus ensured that the only survivors contained at least one African American, one Asian, one disabled person, one redneck, one blonde Caucasian female, one child and one member of Glee. Some viewers think this may be a central plot point, and that the outbreak of the virus was in fact perpetrated by a lone member of M.A (Multiculturists Anonymous).
edit Rick Grimes
A police officer who was shot and slipped into a coma and woke up in a zombie apocalypse. Throughout the series, he has constant mental breakdowns and starts crying like a bitch. He also enjoys eye fucking the camera to let the audience know that shit is about to go down.
edit Lori Grimes
Rick's useless dumb-bitch wife who fucked Rick's best friend while he was still in a coma. Aside from being a terrible wife, she is also a terrible mother who never looks after her own son.
edit Carl Grimes
Rick's equally useless son who refuses to listen to people when they tell him to stay in the fucking house.
edit Shane Walsh
Rick's best friend and the only useful person in the zombie apocalypse. After fucking his best friend's wife, he became an emotional bitch and started to developed feelings for Lori and her illegitimate son. This would later cause him to get stabbed by Rick and shot in the face by Carl.
edit Daryl Dixion
A known fan favorite, he is the best character in the show. He is too cool to fuck anyone.
edit Hershel Green
Sexist character on The Walking Dead. I mean, look at that sexy beast.