The Theory of Children Older than their Parents

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==History of the Theory==
 
==History of the Theory==
 
While surfing on [[Wikipedia]], developing the theory of Big Beards, Isaac Newton suddenly had a vision (which he had to later decode into analogue, since his vision was in digital, and obviously the human brain cannot read digital...). This vision was that there could be children who were older than their biological mother. While technically this theory doesn't allow the child to be ''biologically'' older than their mother, it does mean that their recorded birth date is ''before'' that of their parents.
 
While surfing on [[Wikipedia]], developing the theory of Big Beards, Isaac Newton suddenly had a vision (which he had to later decode into analogue, since his vision was in digital, and obviously the human brain cannot read digital...). This vision was that there could be children who were older than their biological mother. While technically this theory doesn't allow the child to be ''biologically'' older than their mother, it does mean that their recorded birth date is ''before'' that of their parents.
 
The Theory of Non-Existent Parent
 
 
The child who both parent who were never ever given birth by the child young grandparent who the grandparent does not have a child but a grandchild what happen to this theory. This experiment was going to be child older than their parent but something happens to this experiment it change hand. how does this all stat it will it stat by using a pregnant woman- while the experiment was making the unborn child to produce a child while in it own mother pregnancy-when it was time to come out for the grandchild to be older than child which mean child older than their parent the grandchild parent something happen while taking out the grandchild something happen to grandmother the grandmother unborn child have vanish inside the womb with out any prove of what cause it so after that happen to the experiment it was never call child older than their parent the grandmother- grandchild dose not have a parent that wasn’t given birth so now the child call it the non-existent parent for the first ever not have a parent to be born. This is a child point of view for calling his/her unborn parent non-existent parent because the unborn parent never come to be given birth but vanish forever. The first ever who parent never were exist but would, should or could of have been but didn’t.By Johnny Garcia
 
   
 
==Chance of Occurring==
 
==Chance of Occurring==
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==The Theory==
 
==The Theory==
 
The theory starts with two humans (although any animal would do) [[sex|mating]] to produce a child. For this to work, the child has to be female (or a male capable of reproducing). The theory also relies upon the child being able to reproduce immediately, meaning that the child is created in a state after puberty. Before the child is born, the parents of the child are required to mate again (though, to avoid incest, you may wish to manually inject sperm from an unrelated donor). This is so that sperm created by the male parent (or donor) can enter the place where the child is, and fertilise the child's egg, making the unborn child pregnant. At this point, the original mother would be pregnant to a pregnant baby. For the theory to successfully execute, the first child must give birth before she has actually be born herself. After the 'internal' birth, the child who is still inside her grandmother must be given birth to by the grandmother before her mother is given birth to by ''her'' mother.
 
The theory starts with two humans (although any animal would do) [[sex|mating]] to produce a child. For this to work, the child has to be female (or a male capable of reproducing). The theory also relies upon the child being able to reproduce immediately, meaning that the child is created in a state after puberty. Before the child is born, the parents of the child are required to mate again (though, to avoid incest, you may wish to manually inject sperm from an unrelated donor). This is so that sperm created by the male parent (or donor) can enter the place where the child is, and fertilise the child's egg, making the unborn child pregnant. At this point, the original mother would be pregnant to a pregnant baby. For the theory to successfully execute, the first child must give birth before she has actually be born herself. After the 'internal' birth, the child who is still inside her grandmother must be given birth to by the grandmother before her mother is given birth to by ''her'' mother.
 
 
what if something happen to the unborn child while the grandchild is being born before their unborn parent like vanish inside the whom forever never come back becoming a young grandparent with a grandchild who does not have parent will the young grandparent call it SKIP GENERATION meaning that their were unable to take care their child caues the unborn child was never ever givin birth in the two young grandmother whom in time. their non-existent child who the young grandparent were left to skip a generation after who those dose not exist. and now were to take care their grandchild.JG
 
 
 
How children older than their parents and non-existent parent are relation to each other.
 
to find out how this two theory are relation to each other will it start off that both share the same first began plot which is that by using a pregnant woman that is having a child but it is a experiment which making a child being born before their parents and parent born after their own child or making a child who parent didn’t exist and a person who dose not given birth to a child but have a grandchild to skip a generation from grandparent to grandchild and not parent to child for the best theory out there. this how it all happen by using the pregnant woman unborn child to reproduce a child itself while the unborn child is still is inside his/her own mother pregnant womb will this how the experiment theory are relation to each to each other using a pregnant woman unborn child which is the unborn child is pregnant as while for making it to reproduce itself. the other part of this two theory are relation that once the unborn child is pregnant than the unborn child-child can come out early than 9 mouth than a normal pregnancy dose for a pregnant woman which they have 9 mouth for a child to be born which make the unborn child pregnancy more faster than a normal pregnancy have to call the pregnant unborn child the unborn child production for what this kind of experiment for making a child older than their parents or non-existent parent for the first every. So this how children older than their parent and non-existent parent are relation to each other for making a pregnant woman unborn child pregnant to call it the unborn child production.
 
so the thing that they both are relation to each other that the both theory have a same experiment which it is call the unborn child production which is the pregnant unborn child making a grandchild be born before a child-child older than their parent or a grandchild child who parent dose not exist but have a grandparent form grandparent to grandchild both theory are relation.By Johnny Garcia
 
 
How children older than their parents and non-existent parent are both different to each other
 
how to find that both theory children older than their parent and non-existent parent are both different to each other will finding out how the two theory are relation to each other that they both are experiment were call the unborn child production by making the unborn child pregnant and pregnant unborn child can produce a child itself and come out faster than a normal pregnancy dose for that part, now the different part of theory that the final part of the outcome of the experiment come out different that a child is being born before their own parent and parent is being born after their own child is call the child older than their parent or in a another way parents younger than their child it different that a child who parent dose not exist and the child young grandparent dose not have a child to be given birth but were able to skip a generation from grandparent to grandchild this is how that they both are different to each other to find out why the final outcome are different will this is how it all start it for child older than their parent that when the pregnant woman is pregnant to pregnant unborn child than the pregnant woman is having a child and a grandchild to be given birth will taking out the grandchild first than the child after it make it the child older than their parent the different outcome for making the non-existent parent that once the pregnant woman take the grandchild out to make it be older than the child but it never happen when taking the grandchild than the unborn child vanish the child unborn parent vanish so that the different.
 
so the thing is that they both are different to each other is that the outcome came out different that the grandchild come out first than the child to able to become child older than their parent. Second part the grandchild came out first but the child never did but vanishing forever to able to become the non-existent parent.
 
   
 
==What this Theory Proves==
 
==What this Theory Proves==
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==See Also==
 
==See Also==
 
*[[Isaac Newton]]
 
*[[Isaac Newton]]
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[[Category:Vexing Scientific Conundrums]]
 
[[Category:Vexing Scientific Conundrums]]

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Theory of Child Older than Parent

Actual Isaac Newton Patent Diagram

The Theory of Children Older than their Parents was one of the great Isaac Newton's first theories. While not having anything to do with Physics but Biology, it is still regarded as one of the most prominent of all theories ever, to this very day...

History of the Theory

While surfing on Wikipedia, developing the theory of Big Beards, Isaac Newton suddenly had a vision (which he had to later decode into analogue, since his vision was in digital, and obviously the human brain cannot read digital...). This vision was that there could be children who were older than their biological mother. While technically this theory doesn't allow the child to be biologically older than their mother, it does mean that their recorded birth date is before that of their parents.

Chance of Occurring

The theory relies on the mother being a freak of nature and several other rare factors occurring. Because of this, the actual chance of this occurring, if the maximum amount of human intervention was executed, would be: 
\frac{2.3}{49*10^{6543434}}

The Theory

The theory starts with two humans (although any animal would do) mating to produce a child. For this to work, the child has to be female (or a male capable of reproducing). The theory also relies upon the child being able to reproduce immediately, meaning that the child is created in a state after puberty. Before the child is born, the parents of the child are required to mate again (though, to avoid incest, you may wish to manually inject sperm from an unrelated donor). This is so that sperm created by the male parent (or donor) can enter the place where the child is, and fertilise the child's egg, making the unborn child pregnant. At this point, the original mother would be pregnant to a pregnant baby. For the theory to successfully execute, the first child must give birth before she has actually be born herself. After the 'internal' birth, the child who is still inside her grandmother must be given birth to by the grandmother before her mother is given birth to by her mother.

What this Theory Proves

Nothing.

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