The Quantity 2 plus 4 times y = Your Mom

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[[Image:Your mom equation.PNG|thumb|400px|A college professor trying in vain to explain the equation to his rag-tag students. He himself does not fully understand it, only parts of it.]]
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{{Q|... Eh?|Erwin Schrödinger|The Quantity 2 plus 4 times y equals Your Mom}}
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{{Q|... Meow?|Schrödinger's cat|The Quantity 2 plus 4 times y equals Your Mom}}
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{{Q|It was my idea.|Stephen Hawking|The Quantity 2 plus 4 times y equals Your Mom}}
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{{Q|Actually, it comes up as 18!|[[Hitler|Kid with no life]] and a [[TI-83]]|The Quantity 2 plus 4 times y equals Your Mom}}
   
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'''2 plus 4 times Y = Your Mom''', or <math>(2+4)y=\text{yourmom}</math>, is a famous mathematical equation, and living proof that idiots can triumph over smarty-pants if they only try hard enough. The equation is quite hard to understand at first, and has been known to make many a brave man weep, but can be used with ease after fully reading over it.
<div class="boilerplate metadata" id="stub" style="margin: auto"><table cellpadding="5" cellspacing="5" style="background-color: #ffd911; border: solid 5px black; text-align: center; margin: auto"><tr><td>[[Image:AWarn.gif]]</td><td>'''<span style="font-size: medium">AAAAAA</span><br /><br />AAAAAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAA AAAA AAA AA AAAAAAAAAA<br /> A AAAAA AAA AAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAAA AA AAAA AAAAA'''<br />AA AAA AAAA AAA AAAA AAA AAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AA AAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAA<br /> AAAAAA AAAA AAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA<br />AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA AA AAAAA AAA AAA AAAA AAAAAA</td></tr></table></div>
 
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== History ==
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[[Image:Einstein oppenheimer.jpg|thumb|275px|[[Einstein]] and [[J. Robert Oppenheimer]] debating the legitimacy of the equation. J. Robert Oppenheimer is trying very hard to pretend that Einstein is not holding a blank piece of paper.]]
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The legend goes that, during the early [[1940]]'s in [[Manhattan Project|the race]] to build the [[Atom bomb]], one [[anonymous]] [[math]]ematician proved to another anonymous mathematician the basic mathematical proof that one math expression with a variable, in this case <math>(2+4)y</math>, could not be solved to find the variable without the other half of the equation. Mathematician #2, however, was a stubborn ignoramus, and so continued for several weeks in an attempt to solve the lone expression. The other mathematicians mocked him and his lack of any recognizable [[=|equals sign]].
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<div style="margin-left: 60px;">AAA AAAAA ''AAAAAAAA'' AAAAAAA AAAAAA, AAA [[Scientists|AA-AAAAA AAAAAAA]] AA [[Wikipedia|AAAAAAAA]] AAAAA AAAA AAAA AA AAAA AAAAAA '''''[[Wikipedia:A|A]]'''''.</div>
 
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<code>"AAAAAAAAA!"</code>
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Frustrated, Mathman #2 came to the very smug Mathman #1 and yelled in his face, "''The quantity of two plus four times y = [[Your mom|YOUR MOM]]!''" Mathman #1 was shocked by this random outburst, if not fully confident that #2 was gonna get his [[Whup-Ass|ass whooped]] by security guards. It was then that, as the myth goes, that #2 whipped out a piece of chalk and solved the equation. He was deemed a hero, given flowers and caramel [[candy]] by his [[peer]]s, and had #1 sent to the Gallows.
:<code>-'''[[Oscar Wilde|AAAAA AAAAA]] AA AAAAAAAAA!'''</code>
 
   
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Shortly afterwards, Mathman #2 was killed by the [[CIA]], and the government put [[million]]s of [[dollar]]s into [[research]]ing how the equation could be used to make a [[nuclear|Nyookyular]] weapon. Although many questioned the moral implications of using said equation for killing when it could be used for world peace, it didn't work anyway, temporarily putting the U.S. several hundred nukes behind the Soviets.
   
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== Working the Problem ==
'''A<small>AAAA AA </small>A<small>AAAAAAA</small>''' [<small><span title="AAAAAAAAAAAAA!" style="cursor: pointer; color: #002bb8; text-decoration:underline">AAAA</span></small>]</td></tr><tr id="tocinside"><td>
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[[Image:Insane.jpg|thumb|It's alright, Daffy Bob. Calm down. We'll work the problem step by step this time. No crazy remainders, I promise...]]
<div class="tocline">[[#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA|A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]]</div>
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Working the problem is easy, as long as you have a basic understanding of 7th grade level Algebra. That's a little bit over the level that the average [[Uncyclopedia]] user is at, but hey, that's why [[ED:The Quantity 2 plus 4 times y = Your Mom|this article]] isn't at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. [[Wikipedia:The Quantity 2 plus 4 times y = Your Mom|Or]] [[Wikipedia]].
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<p>[[#AAAAAAAAA|A.A AAAAAAAAA]]<br />
 
[[#AAAA|A.A AAAA]]<br />
 
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<div class="tocline">[[#AAAAAAAAA_2|A AAAAAAAAA]]<br /></div>
 
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<p>[[#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA_2|A.A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]]<br />
 
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<div class="tocline">[[#AAAAAA(A): AAAAA AA AAA AA AAAAAA AAAAA?|A AAAAAA(A): AAAAA AA AAA AA AAAAAA AAAAA?]]</div>
 
<div class="tocline">[[#AA AA AA AA AA|A AA AA AA AA AA]]</div>
 
<div class="tocline">[[#AAAAA|A AAAAA]]</div>
 
<div class="tocline">[[#AAAAAA AAAAAA (A.A.A AAAAAA AAAAAAAA)|A AAAAAA AAAAAA (A.A.A AAAAAA AAAAAAAA)]]</div>
 
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<p>[[#AA AAA AAAA AA AAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA?|A.A AA AAA AAAA AA AAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA?]]<br />
 
[[#AAAAA AAAAA|A.A AAAAA AAAAA]]
 
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<div class="tocline">[[#AAAAA|A AAAAA]]</div>
 
<div class="tocline">[[#AAA_AAAA|A AAA AAAA]]<br /></div>
 
<div class="tocline">[[#AAAAAAAA_AAAAA|A AAAAAAAA AAAAA]]<br /></div>
 
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== Practical Uses ==
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[[Image:Pimp.jpg|thumb|Probably mentally calculating the value of your mom.]]
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Um[[...]] there aren't really any ''practical'' uses for this equation.
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| style="font-size: 75%; padding: 0; margin: 0;" | AAAAAA AA AAAA AAAAA. ([[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Media_help_(Ogg)|AAAA?]])
 
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== AAAAAAA[[iPod yocto|AAAAAAAAAA]]AAAAAAA ==
 
A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A [[Image:Aaaaaaaa.gif|frame|AAAAAAAA]] A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A .
 
   
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=== Impractical Uses ===
A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A [[Image:Armstrong.jpg|thumb|left|AAAAAAAAA AAAAA AA AAA AAA AA A]]A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A
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Now you're being more realistic. Most importantly, it is used by [[pimp]]s to calculate the value of <math>yourmom</math>. Obviously, and luckily, there aren't any uses for it in the way of nuclear [[war]]fare, though it can be used to make [[F|low-grade]] [[dynamite]]. The equation is most often used to find the proper ratio of [[gunpowder]] to sharp/blunt debris, though some find that using <math>(2+4)y=yourmother</math> in this case packs a better [[kick|punch]].
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Also, in some [[Backwards|backwoods]] [[hillbilly]] [[town]]s in [[Alabama]] and in the [[ghetto]] of [[San Francisco]] the equation is used to teach young [[children]] Algebra. This actually improved math test scores, because they certainly couldn't get any worse in those areas. 9 out of 10 phony educators, fans of The Dozens and [[dentist]]s approve!
[[File:Babysayingaaa.jpg|thumb|[[It doesn't matter what your answer is so long as you feel good about it math|AA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAA AAA AAAAAA AA AA AAAA AA AAA AAAA AAAA AAAAA AAAA]]]]
 
   
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[[Stephen Hawking]] was going to allegedly use the equation in his best-selling popular science book, ''A Brief History of Time'', but he believed that "for every equation in the book the readership will be halved", so he cut it out of the finished version. In retrospect, his magical robotic talking machine noted that "<code>If I had put ''that'' in there, my readership would probably have tripled. Ah well. Back to work on the Star Trek Warp Core.</code>".
   
<math>A = \frac{\frac{A}{A} (A_A + A_A) ^ A}{A \sqrt{A_A} - A ^ {-A} } * \frac{{\,}^A A}{A} A - A_A</math>
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It can also be used to [[square]] the [[circle]] (and [[vice versa]]), fold a piece of paper 9 times, solve each of [[Paradox|Zeno's paradoxes]], and calculate the carbs in a [[Big Mac]]. We won't show you how these are done, of course; much too complicated, especially the last one.
   
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== Criticisms ==
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[[Image:Gene ray.gif|thumb|So ''cute!'' How could we defy him?]]
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Several prominent mathematical experts, including [[me|my]] [[School|Middle School]] math [[teacher]], and probably yours too, believe that <math>(2+4)y=yourmom</math> is [[Rap|ludicrous]], childish and crude. They have denounced it [[public]]ly and burned countless volumes of <math>(2+4)y=yourmom</math> [[book]]s. (There exists only one <math>(2+4)y=yourmom</math> book on earth, to be fair. And, um, it's not really a book at all. It's this article in booklet form.) Many proponents of the equation wish these mean people would stop doing this, but to be fair, they started it with their asinine and immature yourmummery.
   
<math>A = A \int_A
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Local Wisest Human on Earth and inventor of the [[Time Cube]], [[Gene Ray]], has claimed that <math>(2+4)y=yourmom</math> is a false statement. He believes it was invented by religious people and educators to keep his bullshit Cubism theories down. He has challenged several prominent mathematicians to disprove him, but they have refused his offers because it embarrasses them that they actually agree with him on something. He also believes that [[pi]] = 3.2, that &minus;1 &times; &minus;1 = +1 is [[stupid]] and [[evil]], and that [[24]] [[Time|hours]] is equivalent to [[96]] hours.
\left( A(A) - \frac{A}{A ^A} \vert A \vert^A \right)
 
\;\mbox{A}(A) </math>
 
   
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The Qlig'kwrktonglian tribe of the Southwestern jungles of The Hygyuiuplup Island has taken great offense at the equation, because it vaguely resembles the expression "''Your {{Noun}} {{Template:Verb singular}} {{Number}} {{Noun plural}} {{Adv}} while at {{Place}}''" in their native tongue, if one "y" is flipped 60 degrees and the other y is made to resemble a [[Tree|palm tree]], ''and'' if you remove the (2+4), the equals sign, and the ourmom. This bizarre statement has, according to several top Probabologists and [[Las Vegas|Vegas]] oddsmakers, never been uttered before in that language, but that exact combination of words is considered offensive to the [[Rain]] [[God]] Qwk'xltani. As rain is their number one export to the drier surrounding islands, the Qlig'kwrktonglians were quite upset, so they made like the [[French]] and started rioting. Eventually, a [[fire]] started, and burned down the whole [[island]]. No rain was able to save them, because Qwk'xltani was crying himself to sleep. The story was ignored by the media, and quickly forgotten.
   
== AAAAAAAAA ==
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== Alternatives ==
[[Image:Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa.png|left|frame|AAAAAAAAAAAAAA]]
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*<math>(2+4)y=yourface</math> is believed to be a superior equation by [[Conspiracy]] [[Theory|theorists]], [[Ebaums|eBaums World]] visitors, and your mom. It is generally discredited by all "real" mathematicians.
* <b>A</b>. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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*<math>(2+4)y=mymom</math> Rarely used, bad in mathematical debate.
*:A. AAAAAAAAAAAA
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*<math>(2+4)y=yourmum</math> [[British]].
*:A. AAAAAAA
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*<math>2+2=yourmom</math> The "[[Newmath]]" version.
*:* AAAAAAAAAAAAA<sup>A</sup>
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*<math>(2+4)y=mom(u)</math> The Soviet Russian version.
* <b>AA</b>. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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*[[Image:Egyptian your mom equation.PNG]] An [[Egypt]]ian hieroglyph translation. Notice the interesting glyph used for "Your Mom".
*:A. AAAAAAAAAA
 
*:A. AAAAAAAAA
 
<small><i><sup>A</sup>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA</i></small>
 
   
=== AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ===
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== See Also ==
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*[[Your mom]]
   
==AAAAAA(A): AAAAA AA AAA AA AAAAAA AAAAA?==
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[[Image:Blue Screen of AAAAA.jpg|frame|AAA AAAAAAAA [[Blue screen of death|AAAA AAAAAA AA AAAAA]]]]
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{|style="float:right"
 
|{{User AAAAAAAAA!}}
 
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A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A [[Asteroids|A A A A A A A A A]] A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A
 
A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A [[NASA|A A A A]] A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A
 
 
<span style="font-size: large"> A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A </span>
 
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[[Image:Cnn_aaaaaaaaaaaaa.png|right|thumb|]]
 
A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A.
 
 
== AA AA AA AA AA ==
 
[[File:WOF-aaa.jpg|left|thumb]]
 
 
A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A!
 
 
AAA AAA AAA AAAAA AAAAA
 
AAAAA AAAAA AAAAA AAAAA AAAAA
 
AAA AAA AAA AAA AAA AAA AAAAA AAAAA
 
AAA AAA AAA AAA AAA AAA AAAAA AAAAA
 
AAA AAA AAA AAA AAA AAA AAA AAA
 
AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA AAA
 
AAA AAA AAA AAA AAA AAA
 
AAA AAA AAA AAA AAA AAA AAA AAA
 
AAA AAA AAA AAA AAA AAA AAAAA AAAAA
 
AAA AAA AAA AAA AAA AAA AAA AAA
 
<!-- Get it? It's AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASCII!-->
 
== AAAAA ==
 
<choose>
 
<!-- when adding an image here, BE SURE TO TAG IT WITH {{notorphan|AAAAAAAAA!}} thanks -->
 
<option>[[Image:BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArt Simpson.jpg|thumb|350px|right|[[Bart Simpson|AAAA AAAAAAA]] AAAAA AAA AAAAAAAA]]</option>
 
<option>[[Image:Scarletltrdis.jpg|thumb|right|A]]</option>
 
<option>[[Image:AAAAAA.jpg|thumb|right|AAAAA AAAA!]]</option>
 
<option>[[Image:AAAAAAAAAA code.png|thumb|right|AAAAAAAAA AAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA]]</option>
 
<option>[[Image:Scrooge McAAAA.jpg|right|thumb|[[Scrooge McDuck|AAAAAA AAAAAA]] AAAAAA A AAA AAA]]</option>
 
<option>[[Image:FClubAAAAA.jpg|thumb|right|AAA AAAAAAAA [[Fight Club|AAAA AAAAAA AAAA AAAA]]]]</option>
 
<option>[[Image:Aaaaaaaaaaaa1.jpg|right|thumb|AAAAAA AAAA!]]</option>
 
<option>[[Image:AaaaaaaAaaaa.jpg|300px|thumb|right|A AAAAAAA AA AAA AAAAAA AAAAA.]]</option>
 
<option>[[Image:AAAAA_AYBABTU.png|300px|thumb|right|[[All Your Base|AAA AAAA AAAA]] AAA AAAAAA AA AA!]]</option>
 
<option>[[Image:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.gif|right|thumb|AAAAA AAAA AAAAA A]]</option>
 
<option>[[Image:Aaaaa.jpg|thumb|right|AAAAAAAAAA]]</option>
 
<option>[[Image:Fonz.jpg|thumb|right|AAAAAAAAAA! [[The Fonz|AAA AAAA]] AA [[cool|AAAA]]!]]</option>
 
<option>[[Image:AAAAAAAAA!.gif|thumb|right|AAAAAAAAAA!]]</option>
 
<option>[[Image:Spacewar-001.jpg|thumb|right|270px|AAA AAAAA AA AAAA'A AAAAAAAA AAAAA AAAAAAAA AAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAA AA<sub>AA</sub>.]]</option>
 
<option>[[Image:Aachartaa.jpg|right|thumb| AAAAA AA A AA AAAAA]] </option>
 
<option>[[Image:Alliterationtruck.jpg|thumb|AAA]]</option>
 
<option>[[Image:Aaadesktop.jpg|thumb|A AAAAAAAAAA AA A [[Windows XP|AAAAAAA AA]] [[desktop|AAAAAAA]].]]</option>
 
<option>[[Image:AAAAAAAAAbook.jpg|thumb|AAAAAA AA [[Bible|AAAAA]] AAAAAAAA AA AAAA AAAAAAAA.]]</option>
 
<option>[[Image:AAAAAAAA.png|thumb|400px]]</option>
 
<option>[[Image:AAAtape.jpg|thumb|300px]]</option>
 
<option>[[Image:Proofs-of-Fermats-Little-Theorem-bracelet2.png|frame|[[Wikipedia|AAAAAAAAA]] AAAAAAAAA AA AAAAA [[Pierre Fermat|AAAAAA]]'A AAAAAA AAAAAAA.]]</option>
 
<option>[[Image:Lolpod.jpg]]</option>
 
<option>[[Image:Waaaaaarning.jpg]]</option>
 
<option>[[Image:AAAAA.jpg]]</option>
 
<option>[[Image:Screenie can'tstop 04.jpg]]</option>
 
<option>[[Image:AAAAAALOGO.png]]</option>
 
<option>[[Image:Uac_app_dialog_aaaaaaaaa.png|thumb]]</option>
 
<!-- when adding an image here, BE SURE TO TAG IT WITH {{notorphan|AAAAAAAAA!}} thanks -->
 
</choose>
 
 
A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A.
 
 
==AAAAAA AAAAAA (A.A.A AAAAAA AAAAAAAA)==
 
[[Image:AAAAAA small.png|thumb|left| [[I Think Satan Likes Your Mom|AAAAAA!]] ]]
 
 
AAAAAAA AA AAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAA AA AAAAAA AAAAAA, AAAAAAA AA AAAAAA AAAAAA, AAAAA AAAAAAA <u>AAA!</u> AA AAA AAAA AAAA AAAAAAAA AAAA AA AAAAAA AAAAA
 
*[[Grue|AAAA]] AAAA AAAAAA AA AAA!
 
*AAA [[Bong|AAAA]] AAAA [[You|AAA!]]
 
*AAAAAAA [[Alien|AAAAA]] AAA!
 
*AAAAA AAAA AAA!
 
*AAAA [[Butt|AAAAA]] AAA!
 
*AAA AAAAAA "A" AAAA AAA!
 
 
AAAAA AAA AAA,
 
AAAAAAA AAA AAAA,
 
AA [[Soviet Russia|AAAAAA AAAAAA]],
 
AAAA AAAAA ''AAA''!
 
 
<!-- AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAAAAA A AAAAAAAAA -->
 
 
AAAA, AA AAAAAA AAAAAA, AAAA AAAA(A) AAA!
 
===AA AAA AAAA AA AAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA?===
 
AAAAAAA AA <span style="color: #ff0000">AAAAAA AAAAAA </span>, AAAAAA AAAAA AA AAAAA AAAA AAA!
 
 
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Your mom equation

A college professor trying in vain to explain the equation to his rag-tag students. He himself does not fully understand it, only parts of it.

“... Eh?”
~ Erwin Schrödinger on The Quantity 2 plus 4 times y equals Your Mom
“... Meow?”
~ Schrödinger's cat on The Quantity 2 plus 4 times y equals Your Mom
“It was my idea.”
~ Stephen Hawking on The Quantity 2 plus 4 times y equals Your Mom
“Actually, it comes up as 18!”
~ Kid with no life and a TI-83 on The Quantity 2 plus 4 times y equals Your Mom

2 plus 4 times Y = Your Mom, or (2+4)y=\text{yourmom}, is a famous mathematical equation, and living proof that idiots can triumph over smarty-pants if they only try hard enough. The equation is quite hard to understand at first, and has been known to make many a brave man weep, but can be used with ease after fully reading over it.

edit History

Einstein oppenheimer

Einstein and J. Robert Oppenheimer debating the legitimacy of the equation. J. Robert Oppenheimer is trying very hard to pretend that Einstein is not holding a blank piece of paper.

The legend goes that, during the early 1940's in the race to build the Atom bomb, one anonymous mathematician proved to another anonymous mathematician the basic mathematical proof that one math expression with a variable, in this case (2+4)y, could not be solved to find the variable without the other half of the equation. Mathematician #2, however, was a stubborn ignoramus, and so continued for several weeks in an attempt to solve the lone expression. The other mathematicians mocked him and his lack of any recognizable equals sign.

Frustrated, Mathman #2 came to the very smug Mathman #1 and yelled in his face, "The quantity of two plus four times y = YOUR MOM!" Mathman #1 was shocked by this random outburst, if not fully confident that #2 was gonna get his ass whooped by security guards. It was then that, as the myth goes, that #2 whipped out a piece of chalk and solved the equation. He was deemed a hero, given flowers and caramel candy by his peers, and had #1 sent to the Gallows.

Shortly afterwards, Mathman #2 was killed by the CIA, and the government put millions of dollars into researching how the equation could be used to make a Nyookyular weapon. Although many questioned the moral implications of using said equation for killing when it could be used for world peace, it didn't work anyway, temporarily putting the U.S. several hundred nukes behind the Soviets.

edit Working the Problem

Insane

It's alright, Daffy Bob. Calm down. We'll work the problem step by step this time. No crazy remainders, I promise...

Working the problem is easy, as long as you have a basic understanding of 7th grade level Algebra. That's a little bit over the level that the average Uncyclopedia user is at, but hey, that's why this article isn't at Encyclopedia Dramatica. Or Wikipedia.

edit Practical Uses

Pimp

Probably mentally calculating the value of your mom.

Um... there aren't really any practical uses for this equation.

edit Impractical Uses

Now you're being more realistic. Most importantly, it is used by pimps to calculate the value of yourmom. Obviously, and luckily, there aren't any uses for it in the way of nuclear warfare, though it can be used to make low-grade dynamite. The equation is most often used to find the proper ratio of gunpowder to sharp/blunt debris, though some find that using (2+4)y=yourmother in this case packs a better punch.

Also, in some backwoods hillbilly towns in Alabama and in the ghetto of San Francisco the equation is used to teach young children Algebra. This actually improved math test scores, because they certainly couldn't get any worse in those areas. 9 out of 10 phony educators, fans of The Dozens and dentists approve!

Stephen Hawking was going to allegedly use the equation in his best-selling popular science book, A Brief History of Time, but he believed that "for every equation in the book the readership will be halved", so he cut it out of the finished version. In retrospect, his magical robotic talking machine noted that "If I had put that in there, my readership would probably have tripled. Ah well. Back to work on the Star Trek Warp Core.".

It can also be used to square the circle (and vice versa), fold a piece of paper 9 times, solve each of Zeno's paradoxes, and calculate the carbs in a Big Mac. We won't show you how these are done, of course; much too complicated, especially the last one.

edit Criticisms

Gene ray

So cute! How could we defy him?

Several prominent mathematical experts, including my Middle School math teacher, and probably yours too, believe that (2+4)y=yourmom is ludicrous, childish and crude. They have denounced it publicly and burned countless volumes of (2+4)y=yourmom books. (There exists only one (2+4)y=yourmom book on earth, to be fair. And, um, it's not really a book at all. It's this article in booklet form.) Many proponents of the equation wish these mean people would stop doing this, but to be fair, they started it with their asinine and immature yourmummery.

Local Wisest Human on Earth and inventor of the Time Cube, Gene Ray, has claimed that (2+4)y=yourmom is a false statement. He believes it was invented by religious people and educators to keep his bullshit Cubism theories down. He has challenged several prominent mathematicians to disprove him, but they have refused his offers because it embarrasses them that they actually agree with him on something. He also believes that pi = 3.2, that −1 × −1 = +1 is stupid and evil, and that 24 hours is equivalent to 96 hours.

The Qlig'kwrktonglian tribe of the Southwestern jungles of The Hygyuiuplup Island has taken great offense at the equation, because it vaguely resembles the expression "Your road apologises 10 beach balls audaciously while at Andes Mountains" in their native tongue, if one "y" is flipped 60 degrees and the other y is made to resemble a palm tree, and if you remove the (2+4), the equals sign, and the ourmom. This bizarre statement has, according to several top Probabologists and Vegas oddsmakers, never been uttered before in that language, but that exact combination of words is considered offensive to the Rain God Qwk'xltani. As rain is their number one export to the drier surrounding islands, the Qlig'kwrktonglians were quite upset, so they made like the French and started rioting. Eventually, a fire started, and burned down the whole island. No rain was able to save them, because Qwk'xltani was crying himself to sleep. The story was ignored by the media, and quickly forgotten.

edit Alternatives

  • (2+4)y=yourface is believed to be a superior equation by Conspiracy theorists, eBaums World visitors, and your mom. It is generally discredited by all "real" mathematicians.
  • (2+4)y=mymom Rarely used, bad in mathematical debate.
  • (2+4)y=yourmum British.
  • 2+2=yourmom The "Newmath" version.
  • (2+4)y=mom(u) The Soviet Russian version.
  • Egyptian your mom equation An Egyptian hieroglyph translation. Notice the interesting glyph used for "Your Mom".

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