The Prisoner (US Remake)
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The Prisoner (US Remake) is a US Remake of the 1967 British Spy Drama The Prisoner. It stars Jeffrey Donovan, Gabrielle Anwar, Bruce Campbell, and Sharon Gless, and is written and produced by Matt Nix and the since defunct Patrick McGoohan. The series premiered on June 28, 2007 on the USA Network and is in its sixth season. As with many American remakes of British television shows, The Prisoner (US Remake) seeks to appeal to a wider audience than the original by removing obfuscatory Britishisms and substituting in American cultural references and a higher special effects budget.
The series follows former spy Number Six (Donovan) as he attempts to discover who exiled him to the tropical resort town of Miami and why, and escape.
Miami is the fictional setting where Number Six is interned alongside other former spies and operatives. Its location is never given, though in the episode "Many Happy Old Friends", it is estimated to be roughly eight thousand miles west of Dubai. In the episode "The Chimes of St. James", Number Six ostensibly escapes to Montego Bay but later realizes he hasn't left Miami when his deceivers neglect to account for the time difference; if the bearings given in that episode were accurate, Miami is roughly 300 miles north of Cuba and 500 miles north of Jamaica. The location where The Prisoner (US Remake) is filmed is a secret that will not be revealed until the show has wrapped, to keep tourists away from the sets at the request of the resort's owner.
In Miami, Number Six encounters several old friends he had lost contact with, including former girlfriend Number Twenty-Two (Anwar), an ex-IRA operative who paradoxically enjoys the safety of Miami and then goes out of her way to make it as dangerous as possible, and Number Forty-Eight (Campbell), a retired FBI operative who finds simple pleasure in flattering aging former femme-fatales (his "lady-spies") in exchange for material comforts. Both of these friends will assist Number Six in any subversion or escape scheme that he concocts, but neither is all that enthusiastic about his goals.
Whenever Number Six attempts to simply leave Miami, he is stopped by a character named Madeline Westen. Madeline was originally supposed to be played by Summer Glau and be a stiff, robotic character with lots of flashy moving parts, and was all set to go when Glau sank into the ocean. At this point, Nix decided to rewrite the character as Number Six's irrepressible middle-aged mother, played by Sharon Gless, reportedly after seeing a meddlesome weather balloon float over the set. This new character was an immediate hit with the writers and the audience alike, and, despite the money lost in the incident, the show's creators thank kismet whenever the original character design is brought up. Number Six will occasionally and reluctantly solicit the help of former Navy Seal Number Sixty-Six (Chris Ellis), who is the only Miamian who seems to be able to placate Madeline Westen.
Miami, Number Six believes, is run by a character named Number One who is also responsible for his burn notice, and whose identity has not been revealed. The day to day operations of Miami are run by a revolving cast of characters all named Number Two, who has been played by Alex Carter, Arye Gross, Lucy Lawless, Richard Schiff, John Mahoney, Moon Bloodgood, P.J. Byrne, Ben Shenkman, and Chris Vance. Though most Number Twos were replaced by a new Number Two after one to three episodes, Tricia Helfer, the fans' favorite, held the role for the entirety of season 2, at the end of which she was killed on screen. China Chow is the only Number Two who is later demoted, in part for sympathizing with Number Six, and makes appearances throughout the show as a regular inhabitant of Miami. The fate of all of the other Number Twos is unknown.
Every episode of The Prisoner (US Remake) begins with the iconic opening sequence that explains the premise, with some exciting car chase footage and an explosion included to engage the viewer. Following this is a short teaser, a title card, and then the show's oft-quoted "I am not a number" exchange. The episode plot usually consists of Number Six's attempts to escape Miami or discover why he was sent there, or attempts by Number Two and his or her associates to either win over or brainwash Number Six. There is usually a secondary plot in which Number Six interacts with the other people in Miami, many of whom are retired ex-spies complacent to live there. The end credits sequence echos abstract symbolism seen throughout the show, and is usually compressed to the side of the screen and played over the first minute of Psych.