The Planet Formerly known as Pluto
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The Planet Formerly known as Pluto WAS a planet at one point. He did his job as any planet would have done and that was sufficient. But NO. Apparently this was not satisfactory. Of course, they HAD to pick on the little guy, now didn't they? And this isn't the first time those bastards did this either.
What in the Hell?
Young Pluto was always picked on by the other planets at school as a planetoid for being a "wimpy little douche". The fact Pluto was named after that random Disney character really didn't help. He was friends with Mercury for a while for they were both the smallest kids in the class but they lived far away, and thus their friendship died like some joke some guy tried one time.
Anyways, as Pluto grew up under all this picking on, he sent in an application to be a Planeteer when he got about college age. All his peers were all like, "Dude, you can't be a Planeteer! You're such a friggin' nerd that lyk they'll be lyk... 'Hey this guy's a nerd!' Yeah, high five, high five!" and Pluto was like "I'm qualified enough, you jerks! Like Steve said, 'I can do anything I want to do, yo!'". "Yeah, 'xept dat girl at dat party last night! AAAAAAAAA!"And then they smashed his head in a nearby aquarium to spare him anymore embarrassment (besides, he be like red not black,
Nevertheless, Pluto was qualified enough to become a planeteer. Unfortunately, it was not as cool as he would have hoped for. In fact, it was as promising as any office job could be. To add to his misery, he was hired as but a lowly assistant, only serving coffee to the boss and other such menial tasks. It was during this occupancy that Pluto started hanging out with the comets.
THERE WAS A RIVALRY K?
They got real angry and made up an excuse to bring in Donald Trump to FIRE HIM. BECAUSE OF THAT. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? HONESTLY. PLUTO TRIES TO COMPLY AND HE GETS FIRED FROM THE LOWLY ESTABLISHMENT OF THE PLANETEERS. DAHHHHHH.
And that's how it happened. Luckily Earth was demoted too.(due to the recession)