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The Maine was... um... hold on, it's coming to me.
Was it a military base at a harbor in O'ahu? No, I'm pretty sure that was something else, too.
Okay, I've got it. It's a tiny coral atoll in the North Pacific Ocean where some planes got blown up by some guys. Right? No... no, that doesn't sound right, either.
Maybe a building that got crashed into by a plane?
Damn. I swear I knew what The Maine was at some point.
Maybe from some popular movie?
Anybody else want to kill some Spaniards?