The Maine

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When I figure out what The Maine was, I'll put a picture of it here.

For those without comedic tastes, the "questionable parody" of this website called Wikipedia have an article about The Maine.

The Maine was... um... hold on, it's coming to me.

I think it was, like, a Catholic mission in San Antonio that was burned down at some point by some guys. No, wait, that was... something else.

Was it a military base at a harbor in O'ahu? No, I'm pretty sure that was something else, too.

Okay, I've got it. It's a tiny coral atoll in the North Pacific Ocean where some planes got blown up by some guys. Right? No... no, that doesn't sound right, either.

Maybe a building that got crashed into by a plane?

Damn. I swear I knew what The Maine was at some point.

Maybe from some popular movie?

Screw it...

Anybody else want to kill some Spaniards?

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