The Hardy Boys
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The Hardy Boys is a popular series of detective/adventure books for boys chronicling the fictional adventures of trans-sexual teenage "brothers" Frank and Joe Hardy by Richard M. Nixon. Along with Nancy Drew and the Penthouse Letters, it ranks among the greatest American literature ever produced.
[edit] Origin of the Name
The exact origin of the name "Hardy Boys" is shrouded in mystery. The most popular theory is that Elvis Presley's brother Aron Presley had a roommate who got so inspired after watching a movie called Jude, (which had Kate Winslet doing oomphy things) and started a club called The Thomas Hardy Boys,(named after the writer of the novel Jude ), which Franklin W Dixon heard and named his crime-fighting brothers as the Hardy Boys.
Other suggestions as to the origin of the name hinge around the fact that the brothers were already in their mid 20s when the series started, and that the name might have been a misspelling of Hardly Boys.
Still another theory traces the Hardy Boys to 19th century Yiddish literature. A popular episodic play called The Hardy Goys featured crime fighting gentiles who would help Jews solve crimes on shabbos, when the Jews couldn't travel. Some notable episodes were The Mystery of the Missing Gefilte Fish, and The Mystery of the Radioactive Peyos
An unpublished manuscript called The Hardy Boys has been cataloged in the Oscar Wilde library, but the literary invention we know as the Hardy Boys has little to do with Wilde's characters. Except for the buggery.
[edit] The original series (1927–1979)
The first 58 stories and the 38 revisions, along with the Detective Handbook and its revision, are considered by many collectors to form the Hardy Boys canon.
[edit] Become Wrestlers
Matthew and Jeffery Hardy solve mysteries by challenging the villains to TLC (Tables Ladders Chairs) wresting matches. Inspired by the Novels, they are the new Hardy Boys. They solved cases like the fake fur coats that MNM (Mercury Nitro and Melina) tried to pawn off to the public. They found the missing gold in the tag team championship matches. They solve the mysteries of the missing straight ladders during matches all the time, then jump off of them in a fit of joy that always looks cool. Sometimes they miss there landing spot ... but who cares!Yo daugs booketa booketa booketa yeah boy!I make guns with my fingers I'm Jeff Hardy bookety bookety!
They then gained notoriety as a tag team when they hooked up with Lita. During this time, Matthew became better, and ECW champ and was thus endorsed by the WWE for being able to wrestle! He had to kiss Litas's ass to return, which he did with a huge smile and relief. When he returned, Lita had left him for a Straight wrestler and future champion Edge. Thus Matthew became a BEST wrestler than he was before and has been crying ever since! Internet wrestling fans like him because they feel sorry for him! Matt in rage brutally murdered Edge by jumping of a steel cage and landing on him. Also, dated Ashley Massaro to feel better about Lita ditching him (which didn't work because Lita's frequent displays of "affection" with Edge would leave everyone wanting her)
Jeff in the meantime was released from WWE for taking weed so he went the TNA where they let you smoke weed. But eventually came back to WWE and would smaoke weed in secret which ended up with him being booted twice so he thought maybe there was more to life than weed. As a result he set his sights on world title gold and after 47294612038436284836 attempts he FINALLY won the WWE tile at Armor-get-on so the WWE would look to CARE about all its wrestlers besides Edge, Triple H and Trish Stratus
The Hardyz are currently trying to solve the mystery as to why the hell did Vince McMahon want the ECW World Title, and Why the hell did he fake an explosion and his death?!
