Fremen
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The Fremen are a string of anti oppression separatists found on Dune (also known as Arrakis).
“Fremen? I'm sorry I thought you said Hymen, that could have gone very wrong”
~ India's No. 1 Accountant/Comedian Aish Warya
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[edit] History of Fremen
The fremen spent along time living in holes not being able to do much as there is no water, drinking spice beer and overly running away from giant worms. In combat they stamp patches over their enemies slit throats to prevent them from losing water, later on they drink this. They have many prophets because they drink the "strange water" which is condensed in wind traps, the hallucinogenic effects caused by drinking this water was later put down to traces of arsenic which would explain why so many who drank it died.
[edit] Foreigners
The Fremen response to foreigners was to be enslaved and subsequently complain. Powers shifted quickly though, but it all came to a stop when Oprah Winfrey took control of them. They then tried to assassinate her, but to no avail.
The Fremen take a neutral stance towards the occupying House Bush, in support of the Emperor. House Saad and House Bin Laden are actively working to drive out the Bush forces.
The Fremen still hold faith in the prophecy of the one who will bring balance to Islam.
But until then, they continue to stare at their shiny crysknifes.
You offend Shai-Hulud by sheathing your crysknife without drawing blood.
Infidel.
[edit] Weaponry of the Fremen
- Item: a small useless knife called a kinjal
- Item: stolen office supplies, especially the stapler
- Item: stolen weaponry
- Item: sticks
- Item: weirding modules
- and the most strongest of all:the weird smile that makes people run away
[edit] Living with worms
Fremen historically ride huge writhing worms that burst out of the sand spewing thick spice everywhere... Ultimately a sick and perverse sport involving penetrating the worms' hide and then mounting them.
A typical Fremen Worm. Note the Catlike features.
