The Fork and Spoon War
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The Great Fork and Spoon War, known to the forks and spoons as "That time when we didnt have fun" occurred between the galactic years 2467012Fk-90043126548546Fk or 1998-2006. The war started due to a misunderstanding between the forks and spoons; the fork King "Leroy the pointy" sent a telegram to the Spoon leader "Gary the spherical" telling him to "Fork off" as a joke - unfortunately Gary didn't know this and declared war!
edit The Fork Union
In the first month of the war the spoons were claiming victory all across the kitchen, It was during this time that Leroy the pointy made an attempt to gather all the forks together to defeat the "Monstrous sphere-headed ones". And so the Fork Union was formed, lead by the Fork king. At first the forks had over 200 soldiers, while the spoons had a mere 60. After an accidental fireing on the knives (who had been nuetral in the past) the forks once again had the odds against them, when Sir Bernard Adolf Frank Leslie IV (pope and leader of the knives) pleaded to the forks for help, the forks claimed that they didnt need the help because they had the ability to "wall run like a ninja" the battle changed dramasticly soon.
edit The great wooden burning
In January 1999 the spoon's amry general Terrance Falicity gaddafi Horsepipe thought of a new mode of warfare, using FIRE BOMBS! He used his powerful connections to get help from Alan Titchmarsh and Paul O'Grady to provide the recipie for Fire, this couldnt be found so they improvised and used the recipie for death (commonly known as the Bic Mac) to start fires. After succesfuly creating the firebomb, they were fired on the wodden forks, the wooden forks had to escape the burning lands for they were the original holders of The One Ring, they traveled accross the land until they reached middle earth, and passed the ring on to the humans. They made an agreement with the humans to return home and fight the Spoon Menace . The Spoon Menace was then defeated after being Monopolized by Hasbro.
edit Intervention from the knife delegation
Despite numerous attempts by the United Nations to try and prevent warfare, president of the spoon committee Jim Davidson declared warfare on the forks after a failed heist by the forks led by Lieutenant Frank Drebin resulted in the death of over 400 spoonlets (Spoon Kiddies).Drebin launched a scud missile from Scunthorpe aimed in the direction of berlin thinking that world war 2 was still on going, but the missile hit a preschool in spooncity (located between the Island of Sodor and Prague) instantly blowing the spoons to bits. The president of the neighbouring country Sir Fat of controller was asked to prevent the outbreak of war and to send aid, but said he would rather "light a bunch of firecrackers up my anus and blow a cannon from my ass than sit back and see nothing happen." There were questions over the severity of these comments made by the controller(real name jermaine "droop-dog" Crouch) and a spokesman on behalf of him said that "The comments were aimed at the spoon nation as a whole who were a bunch of dirty mackem inbreds who pussy out of anything." These comments then led to the controller implanting a nuclear device upon Thomas the Tank Engine who consequently blew up the orphanage.
edit The Death Of the Fork King
When the wooden forks returned, the forks were in desperate need of help and the wooden ones didn't have much help because on the way back 99% of the humans had been killed Sauron but the forks were optimistic. Unfortunately Leroy had been hurt by a fire bomb and had been slightly bent. Leroy then went asplode and died. The forks could see loss on the Horizon.
edit A new hope
The Forks were loosing..... badly and were on the verge of Destruction, until a new hope came to them, the former king Leroy's only child "Terrance Stalin the sharp" returned from holiday.After months of political uprising Terrance came to the throne and after years of being in power he lead the forks to a confusing victory
edit After the war
Many years after the war, the Fork leaders decided to once again make contact with the knife menace because they heard of their recent involvment with the FIGHT TO THE DEATH between Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black The Forks supported the knives as much as possible and eventually ended the struggle by giving Rebecca Black the Fork of Power and she destroyed Justin Bieber. This was followed by years of peace and freedom between the old enemys