The Debate Team

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The High School Debate Team is a group of experts in the high school who pride themselves on being able to argue correctly--

You can't argue correctly! Who argues correctly? You can argue well, perhaps, but there is no way to argue correctly.

....Understood. Okay, The High School Debate Team is a group of experts in the high school who pride themselves on being able to argue. They tend to interrupt people in the middle of their senten--

I do NOT interrupt people in the middle of their sentences! I am appalled that you would accuse me of such a thing!

Debate Team
The Debate Tea--

...

What?

Can I continue?

Yeah, sure.

edit *Ahem*

The Debate Team is a group of high school experts who pride themselves on being able to argue and cut people off in the middle of their sentences. They spend hours and hours on end talking about pointless subjects such as politics and religion...

Excuse me! I resent that statement!

..and did I mention that they cut people off in the middle of their sentences? They love to do that.

The Debate Team goes around every year-- It's actually six months

Jesus. Shut up.

Just get your facts right.

The Debate Team goes around every six months around the country to debate with other snobby debate teams and together they argue themselves and their audience to sleep.

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The Debate Team in its early days.

Who gave you the right to insult the Debate Team?

Uncyclopedia did.

Uncyclopedia cannot give legal constitutional rights under the court of law!

So?

Uncyclopedia cannot give legal constitutional rights under the court of law!

You just said that.

Well, I have to emphasize it.

I think you're just being circular.

...

Anyway...

edit The Debate Team Location

Wouldn't that be our houses?

Secret-headquarters
The location of the Debate Team, when they're currently the Debate Team

The Debate Team can be found at most high school and college campuses as an alternative elective, which most people don't even take--

Wait!

What!?!?!?!?!

... I forgot what I was going to say.

Thank you. Anyway, the Debate Team is located in an obscure closet that the school never uses for anything as the place to hold their debates. This is usually found difficult as there is no way to make eye contact as there are no lights in the closet at the time--

WTF? Where does the closet come in?

It's humor! I'm trying to be funny!

You're bad at being funny!

That's just because you don't have a sense of humor.

I can prove right here, that according to the most recent demographic, that I am up-to-date with today's humor...

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Let the record show that this sheet of paper is blank...

But is that an accurate representation? What is your source?

Wikipedia...

... Asshole.

edit Debate Team Rules

1. Argue.

2. Argue some more.

3. When confronted, be circular.

4. When confronted about being circular, deny everything.

5. When confronted about being in denial, diss your opponent.

6. Argue.

7. When in doubt, have a glass of water.

8. When in doubt of your doubt, make that a jug or two.

9. When confronted and lacking of a comeback, go home.


NO! You make this sound like we are horrible people! When did this happen? We are normal people too!

No, you're a Debate Team Member. You don't count.

I take that as an insult! (Drinks glass of water)

Really, Captain Obvious? What gave you that idea?

Do you honestly think that insulting people will get you anywhere? In the great scheme of Life, will it--

If I were you, I would stop changing the subject.

Huh? If you were me? If You were Me, then I'd be You, therefore I'd be gay.

Huh?

I don't want be you! Can I be him?

But would you really want to be him? I mean, really?

Who are you?

I don't know. How about her?

This is random.

What is Random?

Uncyclopedia.

Are you sure about that? Is that what it is? Or could it be...

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