The Communist Manifesto

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In 1918, this was found scribbled on a wall:

Yes, I am a criminal.  My crime is that of curiosity.  My crime is
that of judging people by what they say and think, not what they look like.
My crime is that of outsmarting YOU!!, something that you will never forgive me
for.

I am a Communist, and this is my manifesto.  You may stop this individual,
but you can't stop us all... after all, we're all alike.

                               +++Karl Marx+++
PS. QFT
                               
                                 +++Lenin+++
PPS. ROFL Lenin! I kill j00!
                                +++Stalin+++


PPPS. wtfpwnt!!!111
                                +++Reagan+++


O RLY?
                                +++Jong-Il+++

Oh Snap!
                               +++Howard Zinn+++

Revolution tickles! *hihihi*
                               +++Victor Hugo+++

¿Que pasa tus jotos? viva el revolucIon. !Mata esos pandejos capatalistos! 
  
                          
                              +++Fidel Castro+++

In Soviet Russia, Estoy con estupido is YOU!! ^
                               +++Hugo Chavez+++

S-u-CK IT n000000bs! C4P1T4L1S1M PWNS!!

                                +++Adam Smith+++

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SO I HERD U GUYS LIEK MUDKIPZ??????/11111111
                                +++Oscar Wilde+++
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