The Big Bang Theory (TV series)
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“I'm supposed to get Chinese food for Sheldon? Ack! It's too much pressure!”
“How about some more of those Superfried eggs”
“(Radiator hissing noise)”
The Big Bang Theory is a American television show about nerds and the woman they built.
edit Background Radiation
The Big Bang Theory is based on a 1787 treatise "Das Theorie der Bigus Bangus Boom" by Heinrich Henckel Poofterberg, a German scientist. In it, he speculated that there would come a time when the brain's functions would be set aside for television. The treatise contained detailed specifications, drawings, and schematic diagrams for said television. Unfortunately, this work was lost, along with many of his hit songs.
Then in 1913, Jerold "Pinhead" Carpentier, the founder of the Amalgamated Scriptwriters and Bass Gutting Union, acquired some of Poofterberg's letters. In one letter, Poofterberg seems to outline the first episode of the series. Carpentier did not understand what he was reading, however, and the series would have to wait 70 years more.
In 1983, ... In nineteen hundred and eighty three, Columbus sailed the oceans. Weeee!
edit Unaired Pilot
There was an unaired pilot. It was never aired, hence its unaired status. The public should rest assured, however, that this pilot will never see the light of day. Unless its on YouTube. Here, let me check...
Sir Dr. Leonard Hofstadter, Ph.D, M.D., (played by Johnny Galecki): As the leader of this merry band of science thugs, he is one half of what it would take a waitress working extra shifts at the Cheesecake factory to pay the rent. etc, etc, etc. fill in blank, and your ad here
Sir Dr. Sheldon Cooper, Ph.D, M.D., D.D.S., D.V.M. (Honorary Member of Starfleet Academy (Played by Jim Parsons): He's, well, the other half. And he's quite annoying. I wouldn't sit in his seat if I were you. As a founding member of Intelligent Nerds with Autism, Sheldon
Dr. Penny Van Peltenborg-Ramirez, Ph.D (Honorary Shotokan Degree from Online University)(Played by Kaley Cuoco): She is the emotional glue that holds the unstable nerd nucleus together.
Dr. Howard Wolowitz, Ph.Oyvey The only Jewish scientist in America without a Ph.D, Wolowitz usually provides a witty repartee to many of the gang's sticky issues, like the one that he and Raj
Dr. Rajesh Ramayan "Cleopatra" Koothrappali, Ph.D: As the only Indian astrophysicist in California,
Dr. Amy "Nightingale" Farrah Fowler: The second part of the autistic pairing that is Shelamy
Dr. Bernadette "Double Stack" Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Ay, mama mia! What a spicy meatball!
Dr. Beverley "Nutcrusher" Hofstadter (Played Christine Baranski): Leonard's mother. Impaired by a moderately-high I.Q. coupled with mild autism, Dr. Hofstadter is single and unemployed, both conditions caused by the fact that she compulsively reduces her bosses and lovers to tears.
edit Breaking: Eighth Season
According to sources at TMZ, the show's tentacles will be extended into 2015. This will be the last season, at the end of which the cast will attempt time travel back to Season One.
edit Season 8
Episode 1: The Big Backdated Theory: Leonard continues his apology tour; Sheldon and Amy are locked in a staring contest;
Episode 2: The Whore of Omaha Revision: Penny's friend, Christy, returns to Pasadena to wreak havoc on The Wolowitz marriage;
Episode 3: The Gorn Fishing Approximation: The gang goes fishing and catch several bubble-lipped bass; The Gorn and his family join the gang later for a fish dinner;
Episode 4: The Shark Jump Effect: The gang assemble for their first annual Dune-a-thon, only to realize that Dune is real;
Episode 5: The Confliction Conundrum: Raj and Wolowitz are locked in Curtain Area 2, where they fall in love;
Episode 6: The Giant Squid Postulation: Leonard receives a visit from his favorite TV detective, Kojak (cameo appearance by Telly Savalas);
edit Crib Sheet For The Physics Final Exam
edit GPS Coordinates Of People Who Watch This Series (For Drone Use Only)
GPS NAV SATELLITE 2 TRANSPONDER 58 MIL SAC DEV Tracking your current position at Latitude 42.41, Longitude 71.20 Please wait....drones are on their way.....please wait....