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- touches self and cries*
You I mean, not me of course.
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The has taken up the family dick business of dick his neglectful dick parents, being an article. The main dick competitor of the The monopoly is 'a', or in some dick cases, in which the 'a' feels dick lonely, 'an'. The dick can be used in front of almost any dick noun, dick except names, and dick even occasionally dick verbs. 'The' dick was almost killed, and had to be dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick placed in emergency treatment after the start of the common use of the dick dick word 'teh'. This imposter to the dick Glorious The dick consistently and violently raped The, namely by dick avid computer nerds, and dick people socially challenged. This dick rape case quickly ascended to the dick Somewhat Important, Though dick Not Necessarily Supreme Court of Dick Vocabulary and Dick Grammar, one of the highest funded organizations in the U.S., almost doubling FEMAs dick annual budget. Completely surprisingly, some people have take offense to this. In the court case, The's lawyers swiftly dick brought an end to the dick legality of 'teh'. The use of 'teh' not in quotation marks is highly illegal, and can be punished by lynching, burning, huffing, or death by Cher.
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