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== History ==
 
== History ==
   
Why on dick earth would you care dick about researching the word dick, "The"?
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Why on earth would you care about researching the word, "The"?
 
*touches self and cries*
 
*touches self and cries*
 
You I mean, not me of course.
 
You I mean, not me of course.
   
[[The]] began as an dick orphaned love child of '''the''' Spanish articles dick "el" and "la", "el" evidently being '''the''' deserting father who doesn't dick pay child support, and "la" '''the''' drug-addicted mother. On '''the''' day dick of The's birth, '''the''' English language was born dick, and Latin died dick in dick a cataclysmic dick explosion. The dick is most likely '''the''' <strike>most</strike> famous dick thing in '''the''' history of dick '''the''' world, seeing as dick it is '''the''' most dick commonly used word. Every time you read, write dick, hear dick or say dick 'the', you are fueling dick The's propaganda network. For such a powerful dick force, '''The''' is dick very sublime, and is '''the''' least remembered dick word of '''the''' average dick sentence.
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[[The]] began as an orphaned love child of '''the''' Spanish articles "el" and "la", "el" evidently being '''the''' deserting father who doesn't pay child support, and "la" '''the''' drug-addicted mother. On '''the''' day of The's birth, '''the''' English language was born, and Latin died in a cataclysmic explosion. The is most likely '''the''' <strike>most</strike> famous thing in '''the''' history of '''the''' world, seeing as it is '''the''' most commonly used word. Every time you read, write, hear or say 'the', you are fueling The's propaganda network. For such a powerful force, '''The''' is very sublime, and is '''the''' least remembered word of '''the''' average sentence.
   
 
== Modern Use ==
 
== Modern Use ==
[[The]] dick is also a very sneaky character. Not only will dick you, on average, not remember its dick use, but is resides within other dick words. For example, The can be found cleverly hiding in dick [[them]], [[they]], [[thermal]], [[them]], [[then]], [[thespian]], [[their]], [[goatherd]], and dick [[them]]. It also disguises true meanings of words dick such as where it replaces a dick space in [[psychotherapist]] / [[psycho the rapist]]
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[[The]] is also a very sneaky character. Not only will you, on average, not remember its use, but is resides within other words. For example, The can be found cleverly hiding in [[them]], [[they]], [[thermal]], [[them]], [[then]], [[thespian]], [[their]], [[goatherd]], and [[them]]. It also disguises true meanings of words such as where it replaces a space in [[psychotherapist]] / [[psycho the rapist]]
   
[[The]] is [[the | the]] most dick dick dick common dick word dick in dick [[the]] Brown dick Corpora.
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[[The]] is [[the | the]] most common word in [[the]] Brown Corpora.
   
 
== The in Law ==
 
== The in Law ==
   
[[The]] has taken up the family dick business of dick his neglectful dick parents, being an article. The main dick competitor of the The monopoly is 'a', or in some dick cases, in which the 'a' feels dick lonely, 'an'. The dick can be used in front of almost any dick noun, dick except names, and dick even occasionally dick verbs. 'The' dick was almost killed, and had to be dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick placed in emergency treatment after the start of the common use of the dick dick word 'teh'. This imposter to the dick Glorious The dick consistently and violently raped The, namely by dick avid computer [[nerds]], and dick people socially challenged. This dick rape case quickly ascended to the dick Somewhat Important, Though dick Not Necessarily Supreme Court of Dick Vocabulary and Dick Grammar, one of the highest funded organizations in the U.S., almost doubling FEMAs dick annual budget. Completely surprisingly, some people have take offense to this. In the court case, The's lawyers swiftly dick brought an end to the dick legality of 'teh'. The use of 'teh' not in quotation marks is highly illegal, and can be punished by [[lynching]], [[burning]], [[huffing]], or death by [[Cher]].
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[[The]] has taken up the family business of his neglectful parents, being an article. The main competitor of the The monopoly is 'a', or in some cases, in which the 'a' feels lonely, 'an'. The can be used in front of almost any noun, except names, and even occasionally verbs. 'The' was almost killed, and had to be placed in emergency treatment after the start of the common use of the word 'teh'. This imposter to the Glorious The consistently and violently raped The, namely by avid computer [[nerds]], and people socially challenged. This rape case quickly ascended to the Somewhat Important, Though Not Necessarily Supreme Court of Vocabulary and Grammar, one of the highest funded organizations in the U.S., almost doubling FEMAs annual budget. Completely surprisingly, some people have take offense to this. In the court case, The's lawyers swiftly brought an end to the legality of 'teh'. The use of 'teh' not in quotation marks is highly illegal, and can be punished by [[lynching]], [[burning]], [[huffing]], or death by [[Cher]].
   
*The dick is not to be mistaken for the dick. The dick The is not the dick other the dick, because the The dick doesn't have the dick the's lower case 't', as in dick the dick. The dick the is more common than the The dick, for the the doesn't do dick the specific functions the The does do. The dick The deserves the the to be set to the 'the' form for the the isn't as good as the The, and dick the dick The is the The as a noun, not an article. The dick The creates the dick the, the article dick. If the said sentence is true, the the is the The's dick offspring, making 'T' to 't' the defining thing between the father and the son, as in the the and the The.
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*The is not to be mistaken for the. The The is not the other the, because the The doesn't have the the's lower case 't', as in the. The the is more common than the The, for the the doesn't do the specific functions the The does do. The The deserves the the to be set to the 'the' form for the the isn't as good as the The, and the The is the The as a noun, not an article. The The creates the the, the article. If the said sentence is true, the the is the The's offspring, making 'T' to 't' the defining thing between the father and the son, as in the the and the The.
   
The dick also cures dick A.I.D.S.
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The also cures A.I.D.S.
   
 
== The in other languages ==
 
== The in other languages ==
   
[[The]] in [[Gaeilge]] language means [[dick burger]].
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[[The]] in [[Gaeilge]] language means [[burger]].
   
 
=See Also=
 
=See Also=

Revision as of 18:00, August 11, 2012

The is also a common misspelling of the commonly used word "teh", usually abbreviated as '9'.

History

Why on earth would you care about researching the word, "The"?

  • touches self and cries*

You I mean, not me of course.

The began as an orphaned love child of the Spanish articles "el" and "la", "el" evidently being the deserting father who doesn't pay child support, and "la" the drug-addicted mother. On the day of The's birth, the English language was born, and Latin died in a cataclysmic explosion. The is most likely the most famous thing in the history of the world, seeing as it is the most commonly used word. Every time you read, write, hear or say 'the', you are fueling The's propaganda network. For such a powerful force, The is very sublime, and is the least remembered word of the average sentence.

Modern Use

The is also a very sneaky character. Not only will you, on average, not remember its use, but is resides within other words. For example, The can be found cleverly hiding in them, they, thermal, them, then, thespian, their, goatherd, and them. It also disguises true meanings of words such as where it replaces a space in psychotherapist / psycho the rapist

The is the most common word in the Brown Corpora.

The in Law

The has taken up the family business of his neglectful parents, being an article. The main competitor of the The monopoly is 'a', or in some cases, in which the 'a' feels lonely, 'an'. The can be used in front of almost any noun, except names, and even occasionally verbs. 'The' was almost killed, and had to be placed in emergency treatment after the start of the common use of the word 'teh'. This imposter to the Glorious The consistently and violently raped The, namely by avid computer nerds, and people socially challenged. This rape case quickly ascended to the Somewhat Important, Though Not Necessarily Supreme Court of Vocabulary and Grammar, one of the highest funded organizations in the U.S., almost doubling FEMAs annual budget. Completely surprisingly, some people have take offense to this. In the court case, The's lawyers swiftly brought an end to the legality of 'teh'. The use of 'teh' not in quotation marks is highly illegal, and can be punished by lynching, burning, huffing, or death by Cher.

  • The is not to be mistaken for the. The The is not the other the, because the The doesn't have the the's lower case 't', as in the. The the is more common than the The, for the the doesn't do the specific functions the The does do. The The deserves the the to be set to the 'the' form for the the isn't as good as the The, and the The is the The as a noun, not an article. The The creates the the, the article. If the said sentence is true, the the is the The's offspring, making 'T' to 't' the defining thing between the father and the son, as in the the and the The.

The also cures A.I.D.S.

The in other languages

The in Gaeilge language means burger.

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