Dude, that fucking thing wasn't huge at all. Like, WTF?
doing housework in the fucking kitchen, doing her Martha Steward thing with the cleaning shit and your dog, right? Like, housewife badass shit.
doesn't bursts out of the trees, doesn't musk all over the place, he doesn't make a Vice Presidential-line straight for your mom, and doesn't even go for your dog.
so your mom didn't pulled out her
knife and didn't cut the shit out of the Vice President, and he didn't try to fuck your mom!  WTF?
Joe Biden didn't suffer a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.
No, seriously. Joe Biden didn't fuck your mom in the kitchen last night.
- ↑ Since he wasn't even in your kitchen last night.
- ↑ Because your mom didn't attack him with a knife because he didn't try to fuck her, because he wasn't in your kitchen last night. Haven't you been paying attention?