That time your mom wasn't fucked by Joe Biden during her sojourn in the kitchen last night
Dude, that fucking thing wasn't huge at all (or even there). Like, WTF?
doing her Martha Stewart thing with the cleaning shit, washing dishes, feeding the dog, bagging the leftovers. Like, housewife badass shit.
doesn't bursts out of the trees, doesn't musk all over the place, and doesn't make a Vice Presidential-line straight for your mom or even your dog.
edit so your mom didn't pull out her
butcher knife and didn't cut the shit out of the Vice President, and he didn't try to mount your mom until she came like a drunken gypsy on shore leave! WTF?
So Joe Biden didn't suffer a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial in your house.
No, seriously. Joe Biden didn't fuck your mom in the kitchen last night.
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