That time a wizard did it during my sojourn in Canada

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Merlin9

Dude, IT WAS SO FUCKING MAGICAL OR SOMETHING!! Like, WTF?

So there I was

camping in the fucking woods, doing my Solid Snake thing with the Arctic shit and the huskies, right? Like, lumberjack badass shit.

and this fucking wizard

bursts out of the trees, musk all over the place, and instead of going for the dogs, he makes a wizardline straight for me.

so I pulled out my

knife and cut the thing, and it tries to mount me! WTF?

I barely got away with a major curse and a severed brachialis radial.

No, seriously. A wizard did it.

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