That time a newt entered my belly during my sojourn on iCarly
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Dude, that fucking thing is huge. Like, WTF?
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edit So there I was
working of the set of iCarly, doing my Miranda Cosgrove thing with the obnoxious teen sitcoms shit and the rest of the iCarly cast, right? Like, Nickelodeon badass shit.
edit and this fucking newt
bursts onto the set, musk all over the place, and instead of going for the rest of the cast, he makes a newtline straight for me.
edit so I pulled out my
hammer and beat the shit out of the thing, and it crawls inside my uterus! WTF?
I barely got away with a massive bulging abdomen and a severed brachialis cervix.
No, seriously. It really entered my uterus.
