UnBooks:My sojourn/Chapter 19
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So there I was
and these youths
so I turned around
and looked at the little shits, and called out a curse upon them in the name of Yahweh.
and then these two she bears
come out of the woods and ripped 42 of them to shreds! Hallelujah!
I went on to Mount Carmel without a scratch on my body.
No, seriously. I nearly let them get away with mocking my bald head.
- That time I was nearly raped by Ham after my sojourn through the deluge
- That time I nearly ran out of loaves and fishes during my sojourn in Bethsaida
- That time a wizard did it during my sojourn in Canada
|This page was originally sporked from 2 Kings 2:23-25.|