That time a bunch of youths made fun of my bald head during my sojourn to Bethel

It pretty much went down like this.

Dude, those fucking children were evil. Like, WTF?

So there I was

walking along the road to Bethel, doing my prophet thing trying convert everyone to Yahweh, right? Like, with real badass miracles and shit.

and these youths

come out of town, all wicked from Baal-worshipping, or something, and start making fun of my bald head! They were all like, "Go up, thou bald head! Go up, thou bald head!"

so I turned around

and looked at the little shits, and called out a curse upon them in the name of Yahweh.

and then these two she bears

come out of the woods and ripped 42 of them to shreds! Hallelujah!

I went on to Mount Carmel without a scratch on my body.

No, seriously. I nearly let them get away with mocking my bald head.

See also

• That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada
• That time a wizard did it during my sojourn in Canada
• That time I nearly ran out of loaves and fishes during my sojourn in Bethsaida

This page was originally sporked from 2 Kings 2:23-25.