That time I wasn't raped by anything during my sojourn to a soda machine
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edit So there I was
edit and this fucking soda
bursts out of the machine, sprays all over the place, and instead of going for the trashcans, it makes a sodaline straight for my mouth.
edit so I pulled out my
straw and drank the shit out of the thing, and it tries to do nothing! WTF?
I barely got away with a major Dizziness and $20 poorer.
No, seriously. It didn't fucking rape me.