That time I was nearly raped by the power rangers during my sojourn to the 90's

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They looked kinda like this, only fucking horny.

Dude, they were fucking gay. Like, WTF?

So there I was

standing in the fucking streets of Angel Grove, California, doing my evil plotting thing with Rita Repulsa and Lord Zedd, right? Like, space alien badass shit.

And these fucking rangers

zap down from space, Cheesy all over the place, and instead of going for the the villains, they make a powerline straight for me!

So I pulled out my

lazer gun and shot the shit out of them, and they try to have a 6 - way with me! WTF?

I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.

No, seriously. They nearly raped me.

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